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everlastlady · 11 months

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Cuddles & Rain

☕┆ Author's Note: Hello! My little imps, demonic sinners, & powerful overlords. Welcome back! To another story a cute little short one. Cuddles and rain, I choose my favorite overlords because why not. So I hope you enjoy this story. Included Rosie because a lot of people forget she's an Overlord but I can't wait to see her again when Hazbin Hotel comes out.

☕┆ Story Contains: Cuddles, Rain, & Wholesome

☕┆ Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

☕┆ Word Count: 706

🦌Alastor: It had been raining today. You stood by the window drinking tea. You were watching the rain fall and let out a soft sigh. You loved watching the rain fall, but you missed Alastor. You knew your goofy chaotic boyfriend was busy helping at the Hotel, but only for his gain but you didn’t dabble in Alastor’s games. You spent the day cleaning, eating, and just doing your own thing. You lay on the couch, watching a movie, and drinking hot chocolate. You heard the door open and looked over hearing Alastor’s hums fill the apartment. He looked at you and smiled. “ Hello! My beautiful little doe eyes. “ Alastor said. He walked over and placed a kiss on your head. “ Enjoying cocoa and watching a movie? Here let me join, I’m freezing my behind off. Charlie dearest had us do some team bonding and Angel got touchy but let us just say he won’t be touching, anything for a while. “ Alastor said with a laugh. He got on the couch with you and wrapped himself in your blanket. He slides you on top of him and cuddles you. “ I’ve missed you, I’m sorry my little games keep me away from you. “ He said softly and gave you a couple of kisses on the cheek. The two of you cuddle after the movie ended. Alastor wanted to listen to his radio, but he still held you close. Just you, Alastor, and the sounds of the radio that you both listen to.

📺Vox: You were sitting on the couch reading a book. It had been raining outside so you cancelled your plans. So you could enjoy your book and the rain. You always loved the rain. It made you feel calm and at peace sometimes. You wish that it could rain and your boyfriend Vox did make you an app that makes rain noises. You heard footsteps while you were reading, but you didn’t look up from your book. But you saw those blue claws blocking your page. You looked up to see your boyfriend. “ Hello, my dear, I’m home early the meeting with the Vs’ was short which is great, Valentino was getting annoying. “ Vox mumbled and sat next to you while picking up your legs and dropping them in his lap. “ What are you reading? “ He asked while releasing his claws on your book. You told them the name of your book and Vox tilted his head. “ Sounds interesting, do you mind reading to me? My love. “ Vox said while smiling at you, his screen glitched a bit. You smiled and nodded your head. You laid on top of Vox and curled up on him, you started from the beginning so that he wouldn’t be confused. Vox was interested in the story and loved the way you read. Just you, Vox, and the book that you both read.

🍖Rosie: You were in the kitchen and had just finished making cookies. It was raining outside so you decided to bake some baked goods. You knew Your girlfriend Rosie was at work. And you loved to just bake, it was a hobby that you and Rosie shared. You both didn’t buy any baked goods the only time you both did. Was if you were both eating out. You walked into the living room and saw Rosie lighting the fireplace. She turned around and smiled at you. “ Hello, my sweetpea, I just got home, I smell something delicious and I know it's not just you. “ She said with a sweet giggle. You told Rosie that you were making cookies. This made your darling girlfriend happy. You walked away and came back with a plate of cookies. “ I’ll make us some tea, you can't have cookies without tea. “ She said happily and walked into the kitchen. You sat on the couch eating the cookie and after a while, Rosie returned with two cups of tea. She sat next to you and pulled you close. She was drinking her tea while rubbing your arm. You both eventually end up cuddling after finishing off the cookies and tea. Rosie wipes a crumb from the corner of your mouth and kisses you. Just you, Rosie, and the sweet treats you both enjoyed.

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misterrttegrimborn · 29 days

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Alastor's attitude towards male/female

(my edit)

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hh-and-hb-fan · 2 months

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Some hazbin doodles I made 😆😆

I was trying a third goofy style and yep. I'm gonna use it

Some close ups under the cut!

Lily is in a sock! And mama pentious is in awe of her cuteness!

Here comes the sun, but her fan is broken

Vaggie had enough of Angel's dirty jokes

Adam comes to the hotel after dying

A couple having a walk

The vees f#$1ng around and doing silly evil things

Husk high on catnip, niffty being niffty with Charlie making a deal with alastor😟(oh nou)

And sir pentious blowing a candle on top of HIS. cake

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belpheg0r-luna · 19 days

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I think the right amount of Lou Reed and Terry Pratchett can heal any lost and broken soul

#Is neil gaiman patient zero of this theory of mine? Maybe #lou reed #discworld #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #sir terry pratchett #the velvet underground #witches #city watch #wizards #death discworld #industrial revolution #belphegor luna

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silencehysterical · 1 month

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Table of approximate life years of the characters in the Hazbin Hotel

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13P-IBVWjQCxdTBugDELkhP3F_iyFwNqSTmufVLmV__8/edit?usp=drivesdk

Made it because many people don’t seem to realize that a huge part of the characters were alive at the same time

#hazbin hotel #Angel Husk and Vox were most likely born in 1910 #Vox are good at adapting to changes in technology and other things #Alastor is simply stuck in the days of his youth #Husk died old and decided to grumble like an old man throughout his posthumous existence #Nifty and Valentino were most likely born in 1930 which obviously had a big impact on both of them #Katie Killjoy is a boomer #Velvette - millennial #did not add characters whose date of birth and death is unknown angels and hellborn #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel tom trench #hazbin hotel mimzy #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel niffty #hazbin hotel katie killjoy #hazbin hotel cherri bomb #hazbin hotel velvette #update: Velvet died when she was 30 #I thought late 20s (maybe 27-29) but that's not true

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jayswritings13 · 2 months

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Hazbin/Helluva: Asking to go to the Eras tour/Barbie movie

Note: Can't ever forget girl summer of 2023💖

💗Masterlist | AO3

Charlie & Vaggie have been waiting and waiting to see the Barbie movie since it was announced. Charlie has had your outfits planned months in advance and Vaggie helped decorate part of the hotel for the premiere night, turning the hotel into a Barbie dream house. It has been months and the three of you are still finding glitter on the main entrance carpet.

Alastor is absolutely against any music that does not involve jazz. He refuses to even play into the idea of going with you, which you expected. Though he does find it sickeningly nice of you ask, sweetheart.

Husk immediately tells you no, while looking up showing times for the Barbie movie. He buys the tickets after hearing enough of you talking and talking about it. He grumbled the whole way in, but you caught him laughing and invested in the movie, despite what he says.

Angel Dust bought the Eras tour tickets before you could even suggest going. He is so fucking hyped. He expects you to dress up in your favorite era and you better know all the goddamn words, bitch. He will cry if you make friendship bracelets with him and share them.

Sir Pentious is confused mainly. He's tried to go to Angel and have him explain this Taylor Swift and the Eras, but cannot seem to understand it all. He wanted to impress you with his knowledge after you asked him to go with you. It's cute, even if he isn't getting it.

Lucifer had fucking tickets before they were announced. He surprised you with them, a bright smirk on his face. He knew how much you wanted these and he is more than happy to do whatever he needs to do to ensure that you have a great time.

Vox wants so badly to be Reputation, but he is so 1989. He is all for this concert for the publicity and VIP treatment. Also, just to splurge some money on you. Okay, a lot of money. But, he puts his foot down at being forced to dress up as 1989 or Speak Now. He wants to be Reputation and just let him have it, damn it.

Velvette has been planning her fucking outfits since the tour was announced. She's not that into Taylor whatever, but she wasn't stupid and knew how much of an Internet sensation this was gonna be. She had to go, and if she was, might as well bring you along.

Adam laughs in your face. He can't believe that you would honestly fucking suggest going to see Taylor Swift with him. He makes fun of you for thinking that that was a smart move, but begrudgingly goes with you anyway. But, you fucking owe him, big time.

Lute would rather see Oppenheimer than Barbie. She tries everything to convince you to drop the Barbie movie from the Barbenheimer movie marathon you suggested, but no dice. Once you offered to see Oppenheimer more than once and a few other movies that she wanted to see, does Lute actually join you for the Barbie movie.

Blitzo is fucking pumped for this concert. Anything for an excuse for him to dress slutty and get drunk is fine with him. Besides, hearing drunk Blitzo try and sing long to the words, but get them all wrong is so funny and precious. He was not happy at how much you recorded it for blackmail, but also proud because same.

Moxxie & Millie were more than excited to go with you, planning your outfits all together so that none of you wore the same era. Although, you definitely couldn't dress up as Lover or Reputation because those were M&Ms and you couldn't pry it from their cold, dead hands.

Loona is not like other girls©, so she immediately scoffs when you genuinely suggest going to see the Barbie movie. She told you that she would never go in a million fucking years. However, after some persuasion on your end, Loona at least agreed to watch the first 30 minutes before she would walk out and find another movie.

Stolas is over the moon that you want to see Barbie with him. He's been hearing about it, but wasn't too interested in it all that much. Well, until you asked him to go with you. He immediately began to get his outfit together in the spirit of the Disco dance sequence of the movie. It was fucking amazing.

Ozzie & Fizzeroli were more excited than you for the concert. Ozzie had everything taken care of for both Fizz and you. Worried about what you're gonna wear? Don't worry, Ozzie's assistant has been gathering your outfits for weeks, with Ozzie s final approval before revealing it to you both. All you and Fizz had to worry about was having fun.

Verosika Mayday has been waiting for this movie for months. She denied it, but you noticed how she sent you all the Barbie memes and behind the scenes stuff. If you don't go all out and dress up, she doesn't know who you are and will sit on the other side of the theater.

Striker had no clue what the fuck you were babbling about. So, he looked into it, and was not fucking thrilled about it. But when he bought tickets to Taylor Swift, the grin on your face was well worth the 3+ hours of pure 'torture' he was going to endure.

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hazbinhotelactorsau · 2 months

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Welcome!

hello! you can call me smiles! here, you can find everything you need to know about my actor au! asks are open, submissions are open, anon is on! feel free to add your own ideas to the au or request any headcanons/scenes/oneshots/whatever!

fic masterpost (links to fics)

the basics:

'hazbin hotel' is a tv show being filmed by a famous director with by the 'stage' name 'blitzø' for his production company I.M.P. the show is supposed to be a social commentary on genocide, classism, the black and white views of good vs evil, and the effects of trauma on a person, whilst also being a musical comedy

blitzø will not show up all that much in anything i write as it will be focused more on the friendships between the actors than between the crew!

the cast are all friends with one another after meeting over the years in different ways/through each other/etc. they're all relatively famous for something with the exception of husk who just got dragged into it for alastor's amusement more or less

they all have a decent amount of creative freedom when it comes down to it. blitzø may be a bit of a dick with a bit of a temper to him, but he wants his actors to enjoy their job and is happy to let them tweak things as long as it doesn't effect the plot too much. he's happy for them to design their characters however they wish.

they will be 'out of character'. they're actors, so they won't be exactly like the characters they're playing. they have the essences of their characters but they are their own people. they will be referred to with their names (names i have made up), not the names of the characters they play

i tried to keep their identities as canon as possible (angel being gay, husk being pan, alastor being aroace etc.) there are some of my own personal headcanons thrown in there though

alastor and angel are in a queerplatonic relationship. alastor is cupioaroace meaning he doesn't feel romantic or sexual attraction but he still desires a relationship (i am cupioaroace myself and would like to explore my complicated feelings towards relationships through him. he's still aroace and i'm not erasing that, just wanted to point that out!)

val and vox are in a happy open relationship. they are in love with each other but they're also both happy for their partner to see others if they wish (important info for further development!!!)

stay tuned, because soon you will find links to an in-depth dive to each actor below!

alastor

angel

charlie

cherri

husk

lucifer

mimzy

niffty

rosie

sir pentious

vaggie

valentino

velvette

vox

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tickituki · 2 years

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obsessed w/ these costumes

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #licorice cookie #red velvet cookie #ticki art #red velvet.... sir #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run fanart

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iraprince · 11 months

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Absolutely love the Infodump on Cookie she's so good. however!! I remember you made a trio of characters for this game and were torn about which one to play, then decided the other two could be his attendants.

How are those two, what are they up to?? Have you done much with them in the game so far? (And even if not, wanna give us some tastey information about 'em?)

💜

oooh yes! those two are sir velvet the unsmiling (it/she), and damned-if-i-do/dandy (he/they). let's pull up their art (esp now that i have crispy clean new scans!!! i think i have only ever posted this art as shitty phone pics prior to this)

ANYWAY. it turns out that even though attendants are a built-in part of the noble sweetheart playbook (cookie's title) and you're SUPPOSED to be using them... for me in practice, when i'm actually playing the game, i just keep totally forgetting lmfao!!!! :') rping with my other party members and chasing quests and stuff is so engaging that my brain is totally booked with just being cookie, let alone two additional npcs, so sadly dandy and velvet have not gotten a ton of screentime in the current campaign

BUT that really just makes me eager to one day play them properly in a different campaign, whether that's them each taking their turn as player characters like was originally intended, or when i'm GMing a campaign of my own (i'm trying to write up something for my friends, but i have no idea when it's actually gonna happen bc i'm so busy rip... but when i do, cookie and her attendants will def be npcs)

i honestly don't have MUCH i can say abt them, bc since i haven't played them much i also havent developed them much... i suppose i can give summaries tho!

in terms of vibes velvet is very much like, "guy who is brooding so hard that it stops being mysterious or having any gravity at all and is mostly just making people wonder if she's like? okay?????" like there is only so long you can spend with your back to the rest of the group clenching your fist and muttering to yourself before people just start kind of glossing over it and being like "oh haha that's CLASSIC sir velvet the unsmiling!!!"... mix this with a heady dose of "[nasal voice] UM, you forgot to collect the homework" and somehow you have created a creature ideal for wrangling cookie's effusive elaborate scatterbrained whims, somehow, most of the time. velvet is really similar to a different Brooding Goth Knight character i have wherein my formula is "make a character who looks extremely fucking sicknasty badass, then never ever ever stop making fun of them ever"

dandy is cookie's quartermaster, and so unlike velvet (who's usually assumed to be traveling around with cookie, even if i am constantly forgetting to roleplay that it's doing that) he mostly chills at chateau gorgeous looking after his liege's affairs and making sure the ppl who live there are fed + sheltered + generally taken care of. they are pretty much velvet's exact opposite in terms of temperament; EVERYTHING gets velvet's hackles up, NOTHING phases dandy. i need to be careful bc i am starting to arbitrarily ship them just from typing this. anyway, dandy is largely non-verbal; they're able to speak if really necessary, but they would just rather not, and if there's really no way around it they'd rather just sidle over to cookie and whisper it to her, and then let her communicate whatever they want to say to the rest of the group on their behalf; if cookie's not around, you're just gonna have to figure out how to communicate w him otherwise. which always works out fine bc dandy is very patient and used to getting along in silence!

that's about all i've got rn... i will def post it here if i come up with or draw anything else that's fun tho :) ty for the ask!

#my art #my ocs #sapphicworld #nonsexual nudity #cooking with gorgeous #sir velvet #dandy

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januscorner · 2 months

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Hazbin Hotel Headcannons:

Lucifer has AuDHD

Lucifer makes ducks of all his friends and made some of the main cast minus Alastor

Sir Pentious is Autistic

Alastor discovered podcasts and likes them in a “the kids are alright” sort of way

Emily is biroace

Alastor did cocaine when he was alive (everyone was doing it back then)

Velvete likes women

#lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #alastor #velvet hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanon #Janus’s Corner

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everlastlady · 11 months

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Alastor VS Vox: Denny's Fight

☕Author's Note: Hello! My little imps, demonic sinners, & powerful overlords. Welcome to this little story this is a gift for the lovely @melody-pearl so I hope they enjoy this story and go check them out. They are a delight. This is also based on the poll I made, I also hope when Hazbin Hotel comes out we see some funny enemy trope between Alastor and Vox. Because they are my favorite Overlords next to Rosie. If you enjoyed this story, don't forget to comment, like, and reblog.

☕Word Count: 1783

☕Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

☕Story Contains: Vulgar Language & Violence.

☕Request: Open.

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“ What delightful weather! “ The radio demon said, he looked up at the sky and saw the clouds in the sky knowing it was going to rain. He strolled down the street, the demonic deer had plans and those plans were to meet someone at Denny’s not for a meal of delicious pancakes, no it seems like Alastor upset that overlord Vox on the platform called Voxtagram. Instead of Vox deleting Alastor’s account he decided to challenge Alastor to a fight. Alastor happily agreed and whoever won had to dress up like a maid. Alastor finally arrived at Denny’s parking lot and saw Vox sitting there. “ Vox! Good to see you. “ Alastor said while tilting his head to the side. Vox stood up his screen glitching a bit while he looked at Alastor. “ So the soon-to-be roadkill has arrived let’s get this over with, your red piece of shit. “ Vox said, ready to fight with Alastor. The radio demon chuckled. “ What’s your size? “ Alastor said with a large smile. “ My size? “ Vox said in confusion. “ I want to know what size maid outfit to send you in the hospital along with a get well soon card. “ Alastor said chuckling. Vox’s eye twitched and his screen glitched again. “ You! You’re the one who will be in the hospital, I’ll knock that stupid grin off your face along with your teeth! “ Vox screamed. He tried to punch at Alastor, but Alastor was quick to step to the side and Vox fell to the ground. It began to rain and Vox stared up at Alastor with his screen glitching.

“ Are you done yet? “ Alastor asked with a hum and walked towards the door. “ Where are you going, we aren’t finished!? “ Vox screamed and jumped up. “ Breakfast, you can’t fight on an empty stomach my friend, that’s probably why you don’t punch fast enough. “ Alastor said and turned his head to look at Vox with the most devilish grin. And walked into the restaurant. Vox sat there in the rain. “ …..Fine. “ Vox stood up and followed Alastor inside, the citizens of Hell whispering to each other when seeing Alastor and Vox together. The whispering annoyed Vox and he stood there crossing his arms while tapping his foot and yelling. “ What the fuck are you dirt worms whispering about eat your food and shut up! “ Vox said. Alastor grinned and picked up the menu. “ Inside voices, Vox. “ Alastor chuckled while staring at the menu. Vox glared and sat down then snatched up a menu. Both were in silence until Alastor started humming. “ Do you always have to be humming? “ Vox said annoyed. “ Maybe if you hummed, you have a stick up your behind, my friend. “ Alastor said, while he decided to get a black coffee and eggs with sausage. “ I don’t have a stick up my ass and stop calling me, friend because we aren’t friends. We came here to fight and here you are turning into some brunch date hangout! “ Vox said and slammed his hist down on the table almost knocking over the salt and pepper.

Alastor chuckled. “ But here you are eating with me like a friend, come to Vox and learn to live a little. We already tried when we were alive. “ Alastor grinned. But Vox just scoffed. “ And look where that landed us in Hell. “ Vox rolled his eyes and decided to just order a coffee and a burger. “ Would you rather go to Heaven with those annoying angels and be a nobody? “ Alastor asked, as he thanked the waitress for the coffee. Vox looked at Alastor. “ Of course not! “ He said and watched Alastor drink the coffee. “ Then be glad we are down here. We are powerful overlords, well I’m more powerful than you but down here people fear us and wish they were us, how delightful is that! “ Alastor set his coffee down. Vox sighed he agreed with Alastor but not him being more powerful than him. “ I agree but you aren’t more powerful than me roadkill, “ Vox said while adding sugar and cream to his coffee. “Let's agree to disagree. “ Alastor smirked.

Vox growled not knowing he was putting too much sugar in coffee. Alastor chuckled when noticing. " Want some coffee with your sugar? " Alastor asked. Vox noticed and muttered in disgust and pushed the coffee away. The waitress finally came over with their food. " Finally! " Vox said. He began to eat and Alastor thanked the waitress. The two ate in silence which Vox preferred, he was glad not to hear Alastor's annoying humming or talking. But he was hoping Alastor would choke on that sausage he was cutting and eating. " You want some? You keep staring at me. " Alastor said. Vox glared and looked down. " No. " Vox finished his own food and stared at Alastor who was taking his time. " You eat slower than Velvet, don't understand why that girl feels the need to post anything she eats online. " Vox rolled his eyes. " At least it's more interesting than what you post. " Alastor wiped his mouth and smirked. " All you do is post about records and deers! " Vox said while glaring. " And you created the platform yet I still have more followers, views, and likes than you. " Alastor snickered and finished off his coffee. " Not if I delete your account… " Vox mumbled and the waitress dropped off the bill. Alastor looked at the bill and then looked at Vox. Who looked at the bill and at Alastor. " Well, I guess I should be hitting the old dusty trail. " Alastor said, standing up and stretching. " If you think I'll be paying this bill, you are mistaken for your fireplace decor! " Vox stood up to dash out the door but Alastor grabbed Vox by the collar and threw him to the floor.

Vox grunted in pain and grabbed Alastor by the ankle, sending the radio demon to the ground. Vox crawled on top of Alastor and punched him in the face. Everyone in the restaurant pulled out their phones to take pictures and record. Alastor was no longer smiling. “ You flat face bastard! “ Aalastor kicked Vox off of him sending the overlord flying into a table of a family who was eating. Vox broke the table on impact and was covered in food. The little baby at the table clapped and poured the syrup on Vox who glared at Alastor. “ Well done child! “ Alastor said with a grin. Vox grabbed the knife from the father who looked in shock. Vox threw the knife at Alastor and it hit him by an inch scratching Alastor’s face a bit as the black blood slides down Alastor’s cheek. The radio demon slips out his tongue and licks the blood from his cheek and smirked at Vox who looked flustered for a second. Alastor and Vox continued to brawl in the restaurant. Throwing silverware, food, menus, and even people at each other. A couple was walking the restaurant and chatting, the demon bull stopped and got one knee and pulled out a small black box, and opened it showing a blood-red ring. As the Cat looking demon girl squealed in delight. “ Oh! Johnny yes, I’ll marry you! “ But this sweet moment was interrupted when Vox came flying out the window and was knocked into the couple. Alastor stepped out the broking window with the black tentacles following behind him. “ Do you give up? “ Alastor asked. Vox got up off the couple who groaned in pain.

“ Got to hell! “ Vox yelled and grabbed the tiny black box and threw it at Alastor who caught it and stared at the Vox. “ One we’re already in Hell and two Vox I’m flattered about marriage but you aren’t my type. “ Alastor laughed and sent the tentacle flying at Vox who rolled over to dodge it. “ Ha! You missed! “ Vox said. But Alastor grinned and pointed up. Vox looked up and saw a large potted plant falling. “ Ah, shit. “ The planted pot hit Vox and cracked his screen, knocking him out. Alastor had won the fight. He walked over to Vox and looked down at him. “ Thank you for that fun fight Vox, I’ll send you that maid outfit and card soon. “ Alastor was going to walk away,until the police surrounded him and Vox. “ Freeze dirtbags! “ Alastor sighed and put his hands up, while Vox regained concision and saw what happened he to put his hands up. And they were both put in the back of the police car with Vox screaming that it was Alastor’s fault.

In the holding cell, Alastor had called Charlie about what happened. Vaggie was screaming over the phone to leave in prison and not get him out. “ Val! Get me out of this shithole, this deer bastard got me arrested and dropped a pot on my head. Get you and Vevelt’s ass down here now! “Vox gave back the phone to the officer and sat down in the cell, Alastor hummed and smirked. “ Knock knock. “ Alastor said. “ Shut the fuck up! “ Vox said his broke screen glitching. “ You’re supposed to say who’s there. “ Alastor said. Vox decided to ignore Alastor. Charlie and Vaggie eventually came to pick up Alastor and Vaggie came him an earful. Alastor walked passed Vox with a large grin. Seeing him get made fun of by Velvet and Valetino who had come to pick him up. After getting back to the hotel and Vox was back in his place. The two didn’t talk for a few days. But Alastor did send Vox that maid outfit. After getting his screen repaired. Vox sighed and slipped into the maid outfit and took a picture. He quickly changed and posted the picture. He sat there scrolling through his platform and stopped as he wanted to snap his phone in half, he saw Alastor in a photo wearing a maid outfit that looked much more expensive than what Vox had worn but what ticked him off more was the caption Alastor put was. ‘ Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better, Vox ‘ The overlord’s screen glitched and he broke his phone.

“ Fuck that deer… “ Vox sighed and called it a day. Meanwhile, back at the hotel in his room Alastor walked over and grab the phone from Niffty. “ Thank you. Niffty dear. “ Alastor let out a hum and looked at the photo knowing he pissed off Vox. “ Looking good! “ Alastor turned around to see Angel Dust grinning, Husk with a look of horror on his face, Charlie looking confused, and Vaggie looking disgusted as they stared at the radio demon the all-powerful radio demon who toppled overlords and made people fear him, was in a maid outfit, but he made that shit work.

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