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charliewhaw · 3 days

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Hazbin Hotel Talent Show

The characters come out, ready to perform in a mandatory talent show hosted by God.

Alastor plays the piano while his shadows play multiple other instruments, including but not limited to, the cello, the violin, the bass, and a drum set.

Vox can't play any instruments. But he can connect a piano into blue tooth and pump some digital ai generated music through it and pretend like he's playing.

Valentino plays the flute. Just some random ass instrument.

Husk? He's more of a cello guy.

Vaggie knows how to play the lyre, but she's not good at it. Surprisingly, she's great at the electric guitar. Adam taught her. But those are bad memories now and she avoids the instrument entirely.

Rosie plays the clarinet. Sure. That's fine. All elegant and shit. What you didn't know is she's also great at death metal drumming!

Charlie can sing screamo. Screeches the likes you've never heard!

Mimzy is a singer, of course. No instruments. Just dancing.

Niffty's got some mad skills on the triangle.

Sir Pentious plays the harpsichord (precursor to the piano).

The eggbois play a mix of bells and maracas. <- One day Pen tried to distract them with bells and maracas, and they went around the hotel making 'beautiful' music. Everyone was shouting at Pen to stop them, but he just stood in the corner, hands clasped and eyes watering at his precious eggbois.

Velvette beat boxes.

Tom Trench plays a vitar (mix between a guitar and a violin).

Katie Killjoy thinks music is a waste of time. She stands there and summarizes everyone's performances instead. They're all shit. Especially Tom's.

Lucifer and his clones come out at the end, each holding a set of bagpipes.

All in all, God regrets this mandatory talent show.

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God asks about Alastor's furby piano once everyone is gone. After one song, God understands why Alastor got sent to Hell.

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fatbotsartblog · 3 months

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He wasn't the only one on the ship... 🥚🥚🥚

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel sir pentious #sir pentious #art #fan art #digital drawing #hazbin hotel egg bois

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drama-glob · 3 months

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As someone who had to weld in high school, I can attest to the importance of safety goggles. ;) Poor Egg Boi. >_< It's still funny though. ;) XD

*Also, aww to Sir Pentious sticking his tongue out as he works! It's just like Fizz when he's happy or in the zone when performing. ^_^<3<3<3<3

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trisiyamoon · 1 month

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Voice actors meet their character part two🎙️✨ Meanwhile Vox brags about his victory...

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fat-bot · 3 months

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He wasn't the only one on the ship 🥚🥚🥚

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel sir pentious #sir pentious #art #fan art #digital drawing #hazbin hotel egg bois

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thecatgirl-luvmyrocky · 1 month

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A Nice Day in Heaven!

One of the nicest days in heaven for our Angel and our redeemed soul. 💕

(Art by Serped3ra)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel emily #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin emily #emily seraphim #sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin hotel egg bois

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ominus-potato · 2 months

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The Egg Boiz sure do get up to some wacky hijinks

(Drawing request for my friend)

#hazbin #hotel #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin pentious #pentious #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #egg bois #egg boiz #hazbin egg bois #hazbin hotel egg bois #fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin fanart #hazbin hotel art

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doushitemacaron · 3 months

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Does anyone else love that Charlie has all the Egg Boiz in her phone?

#also they have separate phones!#and Lucifer is a duck with a top hat!#hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #egg bois #egg boiz #hazbin hotel egg bois #hazbin hotel egg boiz #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar #egg bois hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious

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notellesblog · 3 months

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alastor and the egg bois

#hazbin hotel #alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel spoilers #sir pentious #egg bois #hazbin hotel egg bois #aroace alastor #sir pentious is my fav #alastor is my fav

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dragon-spaghetti · 2 months

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I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic? 🎶

(Please click for better quality!!)

Silly bonus:

#drag's art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #hazbin hotel egg bois #APPARENTLY BLAKE SANG TOXIC AS HIS AUDITION #IMMEDIATELY HAD A VISION LMFAO

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alastorbeaux · 3 months

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Alastor was given the task of getting rid of the Egg Bois without getting rid of the Egg Bois and instead he takes them to work and brings them back.

Love how he goes out of his way to not be helpful.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #egg bois #hazbin hotel egg bois #text

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zanxbuffon · 27 days

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i luv pentious sm AAAAlskskdsj

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drama-glob · 3 months

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Alex Brightman demon bleps. ^_^<3<3<3

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toonsforkicks22 · 1 month

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#PentiousWeek24 Day 5: Break/Resting

This is a WHOLESOME piece so y’all better not be nasty in the replies!

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motts-erella · 20 days

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Ace Alastor Week Day 2: QPR

Co parenting Headcanons be upon ye!!! *throws this at you*

#radiosnake #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #sir pentious #hazbin hotel sir pentious #alastor x sir pentious #egg bois #hazbin hotel egg bois

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questionable-of-cosmo · 2 months

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I headcanon that when he gets emotional he gets his eyes back on his body

Bonus

#sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel egg bois #egg bois #reunion #they better show up in heaven #hazbin hotel #he misses them your honor #hazbin hotel spoilers

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