Susan unintentionally making Lucifer extremely jealous by named ripping Alastor's (not really) ex is amazing. Lucifer would be doubling down on proving Susan wrong that he'd forget he's not actually dating Alastor. Poor Al is probably confused about why he suddenly has the King of Hell and Vox competing for his hand while Susan judges from the background
Poor Al is just trying to live his life, kill a few people and maybe make a potato radio while these two delusional men are beefing to impress Susan.
He probably thinks they're in love with Susan.
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Why Alastor hates Susan:
1. She’s a bitch
2. He doesn’t like her style
3. Susan was actually his mom’s name, so he hates anyone else who uses it
4. Alastor had an abusive father canon and Susan was his aunt
5. Susan was Alastor’s abusive father actually
6. Susan tried to ask him out, things got awkward quick
7. She always takes the best meat
8. Told him he sounded “tacky”
9. She’s racist
10. She’s aro/acephobic and even though Alastor doesn’t know what that means, he’s tired of being told he hasn’t found the right person
11. She beat him in a bake sale that one time
12. She’s Vox’s mother— he hates her for bringing that annoyance into the world
13. She’s a huge radiostatic shipper
14. Susan actually owns his soul
14b. She’s Roo (Root of all Evil) and has Al’s soul
14c. She’s secretly Lilith and/or Eve
15. She’s actually more powerful than him and he loathes that
16. She’s publicly denounced radios
17. Rosie and her have problems, and Alastor is just sticking up for his girl pal
18. He was always taught as a child to hate witches
19. Susan is actually the one who shot and killed him
20. Susan ran a competing radio show
21. She owns so many dogs and Alastor is more of a cat person
22. He just hates anyone who argues against him and challenges his authority, especially when he can’t simply kill them (since she’s protected by Rosie and also he’s get shit for killing an old lady)
23. Alastor just doesn’t really like old people
24. She kept trying to set him up with her nieces and nephews
25. Insulted his jambalaya
26. Wrecked his coat
27. Said she was going to make jambalaya but badly butchered it
28. He hates when people ask to speak to the manager
28b. He had a traumatic experiences after someone last asked to speak to the manager
28c. As a serial killer he specifically only killed Karens, now he’s annoyed he still has to deal with one
29. She won the award for “Most Gluttonous Cannibal” which is stupid because that was HIS award
30. She’s the one who gave him that yee yee ass haircut
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Susan
Susan is not the gentle grandmother stereotype of old lady. She is the "I lived a long time to give a shit on what people think" type of old lady. The one that is impatient, grumpy, blunt, and say what's on her mind without any filter. She would be the relative you don't want at your Thanksgiving meal as they spout racist/sexist/homophobic/etc things without remorse.
She probably never shown any proper respect or fear of the notorious Radio demon. Alastor finding her manners and opinions distasteful as she interrupts Alastor conversations with Rosie constantly and/or drags her own conversation agonizing long with Rosie as Alastor tries to wait for his time with Rosie to resume. Alastor being much younger "whippersnapper" between Rosie and Susan. I wouldn't be surprised if Susan had at one point, shushed Alastor for trying resume his conversation and Susan saying "Hold your tongue, the adults are speaking." A flare of irritation visibling showing on Alastor and barely restraining himself to act upon it, instead smile widely ad a force laugh it off.
Alastor can't and won't do anything to Susan. He usually targets men to kill. So Susan being a woman and elderly conflicts with his own morals. You know Alastor would be the type that respected the elderly. Even if he willing to cast aside his own morals in favor to destroy Susan, She is under Rosie territory. The satisfaction of ridding Susan isn't worth the repercussion or the strain of Rosie friendship. So, he forced to put up with Susan in favor for Rosie.
What makes her relationship-or lack thereof with Alastor funny is that they are probably similar with their adverse of modern technology after their deaths. Susan probably hates Alastor music and fondness of radio. That his music is the Hell version of "devils music" to her. She constantly hackles him like she did with Charlie. One of the very few or perhaps the only one to do so in both life and afterlife. He usually can perform witty banter with his sharp words can put any would be hacklers in place but Susan...oh Susan, she doesn't let Alastor use his greatest arsenal.-his sharp tongue. She just talks over and interrupts him so he cant get a word out. It's so infuriating to him not to be able get a word out, to speak. Which is his main talent, his livelihood while alive.
I think Susan see Alastor as a smart aleck whippersnapper, and Susan is the "get off my lawn" to him whenever he visits the town.
I just love Alastor since I watched the pilot years ago but I grew to love him more with the series. I just find his relationship with other people so intriguing.
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