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hopelesslyromanticshark · 12 days

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leo ‘in love with being noticed and afraid of being seen’ valdez and jason ‘a minute from home but i feel so far from it’ grace and piper ‘you find love that lasts a while ‘til you lose the reasons’ mclean

that’s MY lost trio frfr

#i will not shut up about noah kahan and pjo actually #noah kahan 🤝 pjo #bc i say so #all my love ౨ৎ #𐙚๋࣭ ⭑ how covey got her phd in yapping #leo valdez #piper mclean #jason grace #noah kahan #leo valdez - ‘no complaints’#jason grace - ‘the view between villages’#piper mclean - ‘still’#pjo #hoo #heros of olympus #the lost trio

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ronancebyler · 5 months

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gonna make this clear for anyone on my blog.

i do not support Zionism. i do not support noah schnapp. if you do, get the fuck out of my blog.

that is all.

#anti noah schnapp #byler #ronance #free palestine #free gaza #free congo #free sudan #virgil shut up challenge

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total-yuri · 6 months

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alenoah crossing??

(gwourtney crossing the sequel out now)

#its 2am i made this tired #looks kinda fucky #but teehee #shut up emrys #animal crossing #total drama #td alejandro #td noah #alenoah #art

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total-drama-brainrot · 20 days

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World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):

After the gross kiss failed to stop Alejandro's flirting... Noah begs Duncan to convince Alejandro, that Noah is too dorky to date... but Duncan has an even better idea; make Alejandro jealous for fun!

(In this AU, Duncan and Courtney had broken up before Season 3, so Duncan isn't a cheater!)

Duncan: "Thanks for letting me return to the show, handsome.~" 😘

(Duncan kisses Assistant Noah's cheek.)

Alejandro: "Duncan, I will DESTROY you!" 😡

Noah: "I just want to be left alone!" 🙄

Wait hold on... hold on... this is just the premise of my favourite Dunnoah fic series but with an assistant Noah twist. And extra Alenoah flavouring. That's not to say I'm against the idea.

Though I can't really imagine Duncan ever committing himself to flirting with Noah unless the two had struck up a deal prior- Duncan's that specific brand of 2000s era bigoted where being seen as anything but straight is a social crime (despite the fact that Duncan is definitely a boykisser, just in denial), but he's also aware of just how much of a threat Alejandro is in the competition and the latino's huge obvious crush on Chris' personal assistant, so I think Duncan could push aside his own internal biases to at the very least propose a similar idea to Noah.

Really, it'd be beneficial for the both of them; Noah gets to subtly-not-so-subtly tell Alejandro to back off by responding to Duncan's advances but not his, and Duncan gets to rile up Alejandro enough to redivert his attention away from the competition itself thus increasing his own chances of winning. It's strategic, really, nothing more.

It's that line of logic that has Noah eventually conceding that, for all intents and purposes, it's a good plan. So he deigns to play along, at least for a little bit, just to get Alejandro off of his back.

And, canonically, they're both shown to be at least half-decent at flirting, so whatever displays they have planned to annoy Alejandro would be just convincing enough to really get under his skin. Especially since Alejandro's shown in canon to be the protective/possessive type (mostly in All-Stars, in how he reacts to José insulting Heather) and likely wouldn't take too kindly to Duncan swooping in on "his amor" or whatever Spanish nickname he'd substitute it with.

Which all eventually leads to the scenario you proposed; Duncan plants a wet one on Noah's cheek and Alejandro sees red.

Noah's already exhausted by default, but feels weariness seep into the marrow of his bones as a seething Alejandro glares poisonous daggers towards Duncan, who's committed enough to their little ruse to in turn shoot a wink and a pair of finger guns towards the assistant. Deciding that he isn't paid nearly enough to deal with the inevitable confrontation between the two idiots who've apparently taken an interest in him (Duncan's, of course, being a known ruse), Noah leaves to go and do his actual job.

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And then, Alejandro confronts Duncan directly in the Economy cabin, claiming that he doesn't deserve to so much as look at Noah, and that he (Alejandro) was the one Noah kissed and therefore the object of his attraction so Duncan better lay off. This is news to the punk, and adds a whole new layer of complexity to their plan. And perhaps something he can later exploit to give himself a leg up in the competition.

But why does the idea of Noah kissing Alejandro make his chest tighten up with envy?

And then maybe Duncan finds the untamed passion of Alejandro's genuine fury kind of hot and he too enters the metaphorical boxing ring of feelings? Aledunnoah endgame? The intern server has been posting a lot of Aleduncan lately so letting those two get together (and with Noah in there too, as a bonus) just seems natural to my brain at this point.

#the answer is always polycules #noah the cranky eepy assistant and his two overcompetitive asshole boyfriends #aleduncan rivals to lovers where they both begin competing for noah's affections and find themselves rapidly falling in love with each othe #as well. internal conflict for the both of them because they can't be in love with two people at once???? except yeah they can.#this au can have a little miscommunication and internal conflict angst. as a treat #noah of course is more comfortable in his sexuality as the resident twink and doesn't have to go through a whole character arc unlike the--#other two. so he's just waiting patiently for them both to work out their issues before he makes his move.#the move in question is him asking: if i agree to date you both will you shut up for once?#and then alejandro and duncan are just furiously nodding because noah said the word “date” and that was enough to abandon all logic.#boom. polycule.#total drama #td alejandro #td duncan #td noah #alenoah #dunnoah #aleduncan #aledunnoah #assistant noah au #others' ideas #silly ideas #ophe's ranting in the tags again #replies

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thebiestoftheatrekids · 2 months

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alenoah is so "I have a crush on you." "What???" "I said, i have to crush you." "WHAT??" coded someone pls draw this send post

#sean needs to shut up #sean posts things no one wants to see #alenoah #td alejandro #td noah #noah td #total drama #noah total drama #alejandro burromuerto #noah sterecra #< that's his name. to me.

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shutuperce · 1 year

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they are not allowed to be this cute btw

#miwi #byler #finn wolfhard #noah schnapp #this is from the s2 bloopers btw #stranger things #shut up perce

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nocofamilyau · 10 months

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Who was the hardest kid to take care of

#dave suuuuucks lol #I want to throw him off a cliff #mf just cries and screams all the time #doesn't shut up #noco family au #total drama #total drama noco #total drama noah #total drama dave #shitpost

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ace-with--a-mace · 2 years

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will and mike in the van

#stranger things #l speaks #shut up l #will byers #mike wheeler #byler #stranger things season 4 #st s4 vol 2 #noah schnapp #finn wolfhard #byler script

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thatdude-noah · 5 months

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i'm thinking about succession again and i'm thinking about how roman was portrayed as so childish in the last two episodes. how he gets emotional and immediately crumbles, acts like he's a kid again. he needs the comfort of his mom and his siblings. he needs to escape from the facade of being a serious businessman because that isn't him, it's always just been a persona he could put on. he never got the chance to grow up, so some part of him is always stunted, always stuck at being a little kid. he's always the little brother, the little boy, and he'll never grow out of that.

#succession #roman roy #shut up noah nobody cares !!!

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murderofcrow · 7 months

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me, whenever someone says "metalcore isn't real metal":

#i'm so tired of this shut up #metal #metal music #metalcore #noah sebastian #bad omens

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jugger-heads · 5 months

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itty bitty tiny doodle before Bed

#until dawn #they watch movies multiple time because josh keeps talking during them even after chris tells him to shut up lol #until dawn josh #until dawn chris #until dawn fanart #climbing class #noah fleiss #josh washington #chris hartley #rami malek

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etchedstars · 3 months

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i hate noah kahan. i rlly do i oh my GOD these hrmonies/. what if i broke down

#FUCK oh my GOD #WE AINT ANGRY AT YOU LOVE. shut up right now. shut up shtu up shut up why does it sound so good i need a mintues #noah kahan #the overdue asteroid strikes again #through tears. but its all we have. for always.

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