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etchedstars · 18 minutes
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etchedstars · 58 minutes
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"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again
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etchedstars · 1 hour
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I keep seeing arguments about this on tiktok so
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etchedstars · 4 hours
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sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye
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etchedstars · 7 hours
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etchedstars · 10 hours
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take off your shoes before you enter my blog
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etchedstars · 10 hours
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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etchedstars · 12 hours
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as always define the question however youd like and take your best guess
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etchedstars · 21 hours
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"then i guess we do"
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etchedstars · 21 hours
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etchedstars · 23 hours
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Question for the audience
Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!
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etchedstars · 1 day
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[id: a five panel comic drawn digitally of jon sims, a black man with long curly hair pulled into a messy braid, and tim stoker, a filipino man with jaw-length dark brown hair, sides cut shorter in an undercut. the dialogue is formatted from a series of text messages. in the first panel jon leans close to show tim his phone screen. jon says, “wanna see something.” and reveals a screenshot of an internet browser with 436 open tabs. he goes on to say, “look at this. i cant close any of them. i need them.” in the second panel tim, looking concerned, says, “what the fuck is wrong with you.” jon, turning away from tim, replies, “so much.” tim says “too much?” and jon replies “i was vulnerable and opened my heart and my tabs to you. this is how you treat me.” in the third panel, jon turns back towards tim suddenly, shoving his phone in tims face to reveal that he now has only 412 tabs open. he says, “will this make you love me? respect me?” while tim smiles slightly. in the fourth panel, jon gestures as he rants, “i refuse to close my carcinisation tab.” tim replies, “your... what tab...” and jon responds, “crabs. they all become crabs in the end. going and going and going and suddenly! claws! little sideways walking! we all become crab.” in the last panel, jon looks at his phone with a troubled expression while tim points at his screen. jon shows tim a screenshot of the wikipedia page for carcinisation and says, “evolution sometimes just takes a look at what we have become and simply decides that maybe it’s best if this one was a crab actually.” tim says, “now explain the other 411.” and jon responds, “no.” end id]
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etchedstars · 1 day
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well if you want you can also hang upside down from your mutuals ceilings like a bat
the internet isnt enough i need to appear in my mutuals rooms and gossip while hanging upside down off their beds
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etchedstars · 1 day
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me when my blocked tags dont actually block.
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etchedstars · 1 day
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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
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etchedstars · 2 days
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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
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