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thegoodlittlechickens · 1 month

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I did my nails in honour of my favourite shrimp, Cowboy

#DONT look at my cuticles #shrimp #neocaridina #shrimp nails #nail art #gel nails #not chickens but still very cool!#art

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hollow-head · 2 months

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I was out having sushi with coworkers and apparently there is a cultural divide over whether the chitinous tail of the shrimp is meant to be eaten. Please weigh in and tell me where you're from if you eat it.

#I am American and it feels like eating finger nails #But reasonable minds may differ #Shrimp #pro-tail coworkers were from korea and jamaica

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identityquest · 1 year

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shrimp makes a wish :)

#painting #acrylic painting #shrimp #yall might hate me for this but the gloss is clear nail polish LMAO #u use what u got on hand

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auramseniasar · 1 year

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#cherry smoke #cherry blush #cherry honeys #cherry shrimp #cherry #cute nails #aesthetic

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twisted-wonderland-but-gayer · 1 year

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https://64.media.tumblr.com/c8dc6871bc5b64e6488b5f53d6810c82/06c1fafa175f30a2-b7/s2048x3072/737219c96b92a8d912d3d0eca7398c11c16d9427.pnj *masterchef groovy*

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Yoooo???

#not writing #not requests #hes frying shrimp #also hia nails looks weird

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leatherbookmark · 9 months

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freshest hot take from yours truly: female idols having those idiotically long fake nails is not a fashion but rather done on purpose by companies so that they can't masturbate/fuck each other. as a form of sexual control. in this essay i w(this is a joke)

#shrimp thoughts #seriously though. it looks bad and must be mad uncomfortable. what do they do if the skin around their eyes randomly gets itchy?#i guess suffer because you can't do shit with those nails without goring yourself. AND you have to be stupidly careful with your hands #because even if you don't break them off if feels weirdbad when you apply pressure. like why do they do that it's so bad :'0

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cyberr-v0id · 5 months

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My dad, noticing a funky scar on my brothers arm: where’d ya get that from, Son?

My brother: it’s from Cyberr’s nails (he scratched me when we were fighting in the pool last summer)

My dad, turning to me: how will your future stick around if you keep stabbing people with your nails and leaving scars

Me: wELL ABOUT THAT-

#my crush has a scar on her wrist that she sometimes reminds me about from when I accidentally stabbed her with my nail #doing pinch punch first of the month in October #it’s a vicious fighter ritual with my friend group #I was freaked out more than she was by the whole situation #as for my brother #he also has scars on his back from my nails #I really should stop stabbing people with them #we were fighting in a hotel pool for fun #as brothers do ya know #and I accidentally scratched his arm #his back #and his face #because NAILS #I have also starved myself a few (actually a LOT) times with my nails #I have a scar on my knee from where I sleep like an emaciated shrimp #and woke up suddenly one morning #stabbing myself in the knee with one of my finger nails #and often during netball when I tried to catch the ball #I would also catch my vein #in my wrist #with my nail #and then I would bleed over the ball #like a baddie #cyberr speaks

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stardestroyer81 · 2 years

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@tondemo-sliceuu and I just got done with an aggie.io session, and we drew a whole bunch of Mega Man stuff ranging from canon to fanon! Expect a good few more doodle sets like this in the near future because these were incredibly fun to draw!

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tyrannosaurus-trainwreck · 1 year

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It remains deeply and tragically unfair that you can’t declutter or clean your way out of having to do actual home repairs. Like, I could dump everything I own on a thrift store right now and I would still have to get someone out to deal with the side door rotting out of its frame? You could eat off my floors, but that still won’t fix the bathroom sink that’s never drained properly? What the absolute fuck?

#genuine 'everything looks like a nail' moment here #feel like a juvenile aquarium cuttlefish learning the cruel lesson that not every human will dispense shrimp on demand #some fathoms-deep section of my brain remains unshakably convinced that cleaning/tidying will fix anything wrong house-wise

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paranoidgemsbok · 2 years

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fuckin big two-day autumn craft show this weekend please send me your best capitalism vibes

#i need money for shrimp and nail polish #and i dont want to carry as much of this shit back to the car

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akkivee · 2 years

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THIS JUST IN!!!!!! i love the bat seiyuu 😭😭😭😭😭

#this is vee speaking #lol bat’s behind the scenes vid came out and it was very fun very cute!!!!!#y’all haven’t seen CUTE until you’ve seen hayama-san bouncing enthusiastically as he waved over his teammates to talk to the camera lol 🥺#lol so each team had a room with food from each division #and nagoya’s food was tenmusu onigiri with shrimp tempura in it #but they only bought one set so after playfully calling dibs they shared it #and takeuchi-san divided and served it so hayama-san went ‘and what do we say as thanks??’#sakakihara-san: thank you papa!!!! 🥰 LOL #and the literal next cut was hayama-san and sakakihara-san showing off their black nails going ‘woooooooo!!!’#and hayama-san POINTEDLY looked at takeuchi-san the one without painted nails and kept flexing LOL #takeuchi-san: *pouting* hurry and eat your food lmao #AND APPARENTLY LOL???? sakakihara-san’s worlds largest mushroom got trending because of the 2gumi talk lol!!!!!#hayama-san and takeuchi-san congratulated him lol the bat seiyuu are so funny lol

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invasato · 2 years

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dates that nobody but me wants to go on

#eating clam strips and fried shrimp in silence #pulling invasive plants up and destroying them with fire #cuddling on top of a big rock #spending one million hours looking at things on a hike #catching prepping and eating fish together #feeding pigeons in silence (head leaning on shoulder edition)#embroidering on the porch #helping me clip my guinea pigs nails #standing in a cave and holding hands so we dont lose each other #camping. thats it just camping #and also going to the beach and getting horribly sunburnt and holding crabs. nice #chirping

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aliencrxd · 4 months

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Red cheeers <333 💋💝💟💌🍒🍓🍉

#black and red #redbubble #red cherry shrimp #nails #cute nails #lolipop

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sheikh-n-bake · 1 year

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RISSOIS DE CAMARAO AND CHEESY GARLIC BREAD!!

CHEERS!!!!

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leatherbookmark · 6 months

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a thing i have JUST realized, isn't the human brain amazing lol -- is that we talk about izzy's thoughts and feelings on ed, on blackbeard, about how he serves one but not the other, etc, etc, and how it means he never loved or even respected the True Man Underneath It All but rather the bloodthirsty legend of a pirate--

e x c e p t izzy is not the first person who makes the distinction between edward and blackbeard. it's ed himself, when he says "actually, i want to be called edward from now on".

before, when he was with stede, it didn't bother him at all that the crew called him blackbeard. that was his name! he was blackbeard, what else would they call him. only stede and izzy got to "ed" or "edward" him, because they were closer -- stede was his first close friend, izzy was his friend and first mate for decades. (note that fang was with ed the longest, but he doesn't call him by his name! you gotta deserve it.)

izzy doesn't do anything inappropriate or out of proportion when he snaps at the crew to call him blackbeard or captain -- that's who ed is, is supposed to be, to them. they're not friends! they even call stede captain, and have you seen that guy?

it's ed that makes the connection between his current state: draped in fuchsia robes, singing sad songs about how sad he is, showing his vulnerable and emotional state in front of people who are supposed to respect and trust his authority. and by that he splendidly loses that authority, to the point that wee john calls him ed, and when izzy snaps at him for disrespecting his captain, ed goes no, actually, yknow what, do call me edward! and then he goes on to encourage the crew to sing as well and hey, actually, why are we being pirates! we should do a talent show!

the distinction is clear here. before all that, in izzy's eyes, his boss was blackbeard, captain, ed/edward -- different names for different occasions, but one and the same guy. but now? this guy singing songs in a pink bathrobe doesn't want to be called blackbeard, he's edward! ed time now! we're going to eat marmalade and express our feelings in front of everyone! and hold talent shows! Ya Hoo !

yeah, it's no wonder izzy doesn't want that. he wants his competent captain back, and this current dude, edward? he's not him. so, uh,

#shrimp thoughts #AND it's not izzy that's the final nail to magenta ed's coffin. it's the lads calling for EDDIE to come and sing for them again #right after izzy -- his first mate! the guy who followed him for all those decades with only mild complaining and an occasional #fed up tirade here and there -- tells him he has no reason to respect him the way he is now. if that's the way with izzy -- then fuck!#what about these guys? those basically strangers to whom he stupidly bared his soul? who are treating him like a source of entertainment?#man's just lost izzy's support. he doesn't have stede (the guy who has the sort-of loyalty of the crew). and the crew respects and admires #blackbeard -- but ed? eddie? uh oh.#look at his face and body language before and after the 'hey eddie give us another song!'. before: he's clearly upset by what just happened #but he starts to fix the robe on himself. starts trying to deal with it and stuff. but the second he hears that one sentence? he freezes.#he turns his head towards the source of the voices -- the crew chanting his name -- very slowly. his eyes are barely moving #this is not to say that izzy's words had no effect on him because they clearly did! but he did not go full kraken to make a point that izzy #is wrong and actually pink and karaoke are good. he goes kraken because attack is the best defense. and it's so fun when #everyone laughs at your jokes and claps when you sing! it's just that people are fickle as fuck :/#tl;dr the bekrakening is a complex process that doesn't have its source in one grumpy first mate who just wanted everyone to do their jobs #but rather in a fuckton of factors from which one was -- yeah -- stede abandoning ed after he bared his feelings to him. leaving him a #confused raw wound. which would be fine if ed was a teenager but unfortunately he's a scary pirate who loves a good maim #this post is soooooooo long oh my god i could have fit it in three short paragraphs probably

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cringecomfort · 1 year

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NegaRen....

#i cannot let my dad catch me listening to this but listening 2 <3 ray and painting mai #nails is makin me feel shrimp emotions VcV

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