I'm going through the x - series and this is my personal conclusion

What are they feeding these guys?

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okay, i'm gonna be real. nitro man puts me in a bit of a precarious situation here.

as a stunt man and, more relevantly, a thrillseeker, nitro man is perhaps the most likely out of the entire cast of classic megaman to be fuckable simply by virtue of wanting to be given a ride. HOWEVER this is also simultaneously the reason why he should NOT be fucked in the first place.

as a thrillseeker, he's not content with normalcy. as time goes on, the established becomes droll and it's the nature to escalate. longer jumps, higher jumps, lower ramps, etc. anything anyone does with him will eventually become boring. passé. fucking? great at first. then next week he becomes bored. then he wants to use your body as a ramp. then he wants you to come along with him while you both launch through a hoop that's on fire and doing 69 at the same time with an extra 4 bananas in the tailpipe so it becomes a 73.

don't do that. any relationship where you have to escalate for your partner's satisfaction is not a relationship where you should be in. just the fact that someone is willing to do something intimate with you should in and of itself be special. explore what you can do, but know what you can't do, and don't compromise on what you won't do. never push past areas you're comfortable with, even for a partner's entertainment.

wow, that was surprisingly serious. alternative take: don't fuck a motorbike ezgg

Antarctic Depression

elecman & eleball

With all due respect I think Bass would be the kind of guy to be like “I can’t stand Megaman or his dumbass brother, both of those guys suck ass” but then he immediately turns around and is like “hanging out with then bros!” and it’s just him, Protoman and Megaman playing UNO???

I'm going to start a tumblr war because I'm feeling like an anarchist and I'm craving chaos (lovingly).

"YOU THERE, BOY! Why are you doing that?"

"Why, it's because it's January 7th and Jay Eazy ain't dropped yet, sir!"

"January 7th! Then don't worry, you haven't missed it! Do you know the shawty next door?"

"Why, the one who's cute, and her circle too?"

"A book smart boy! A money smart boy! Makes you more intelligent! Go and get her and tell her to bring a friend! Come back in less than five minutes, and I'll let you slide with your dog like you're Mega Man!"

I return every couple of months with an outdated meme

Enjoy

Frieren likes Rockman

MegaMan: Wishing upon a Star (1993)