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t3rfs think having penis makes you an abuser, call that uhhhh logical phallusy
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#johnshi#very sketchy#non translatable russian wordplay hahah#okay its very beautiful russian song but google translate it like shit…#maybe im hate myself for posting this shitty sketch
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Apparently the TWSB novel swapped their title image and summary with that of the original QPB novel for an April fool's day event before... I asked a korean friend to help me translate the summary!!! it's so good and gives a lot more insight into ham ga-in's chara...😭
+ the webtoon's QPB cover art (by 해그늘님) for comparison🥺
This fucking company. In a world where you can choose and eat any flavor from 31 flavors of ice cream, the fact that I've aged 31 years and was still tied to this damn place felt like shit. (*this one was tricky bc it plays on how the verb for eating can also be used when talking about how you've gained a lot of years.) So i wrote my letter of resignation. My last commute home. I kicked my shitty boss's Benz without a care. And (after that) ended up in(fell into) a shocking world.
(and here's the TWSB novel cover and the TWSB webtoon cover for comparison💖)
#when the third wheel strikes back#twsb#섭남파업#christelle de sarnez#ham ga-in#cedric riester#thank u pen for telling me abt this and thank u jeong for the tl🛐#i love this so much....#this gives sm more insight into chris-- ga in's-- chara#like im sure her job mustve sucked for her to quit but i didnt know HOW bad it was#i feel bad for her... im glad she got to kick her shitty boss's mercedes benz#and then get a 'second chance at life'#also the wordplay in the first sentence is so good.. im glad i asked for help bc#i wouldve never gotten that LMAO... wordplay in other lang is tough#also i love how rough her narration sounds compared to yeseo's fksjfj#i love how much she swears its good vnfbcnbc#the contrast btwn her and yeseo is so good...#also ive seen the QPB cover art before but mdnfnd#ah cedchris... cant imagine it...#ced looks so shitty here xmbfsmd crapdric indeed... also him wearing white sends me it looks so wrong#he looks like prince charming from cinderella crossed w a vampire#ced... black IS your color🫶#chris doesnt even look happy in the cover dkbfnd#the way she looks so much happier and relaxed in the twsb cover...🥺#also note the red and sky blue eyes here!!!#compared to orange and greyish blue#i love the detail of their eyes being diff colors in the original(qpb) and in the current timeline (twsb)#also the detail of chris wearing dresses and with long hair in all the qpb art#but she's always wearing suits (+ has hair tied up) in twsb!!!#ced im so happy u had ur gay/bi awakening...☺️
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Made a makeshift niddy noddy by cutting some craft dowels, carving notches with a knife, and tying them together. It’s not pretty but it works.
BEHOLD. THE SHIDDY NODDY.
#fiber arts#realized the wordplay potential of shitty noddy niddy noddy and was unfortunately at work where nobody would get it :/#for all two people who enjoy this joke I am kissing you on the mouth or at the very least offering a crisp high five#spinning#niddy noddy
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“I’M NOT GIVING UP MY WORDPLAY-”
#Lo. Thousands of years down the line. FORCING wordplay into godspeak.#because so help her if she doesn't have shitty humor she doesn't have ANYTHING
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Are you ready for a bad pun
Because I once told a guy at swim practice that his swimsuit was drippy
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This entire blog would make my dog blush.
yeah i have that effect on bitches
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call her beef the way she strip!!!!!!!
#this is so fucking bad i am so sorry guys#i was working and was meant to pick beef strips but this came to mind and its been stuck ever since#i need this out of my mind#god its so fucking bad#work jokes#< im going to keep adding to this for more shitty wordplay jokes from work
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hi Jen, what's your uo on Louis and Oli playing Sudoku? Who do you think always wins between the two??
My UO is that all anonymous receipts are bullshit and made-up, but if you're gonna do it, do it in an amazingly wonderfully sweet human way, I'm down for it! As for who wins? Who do you think, it's gotta be Mr 3-6-9 himself lmao
#i feel like louis's possibly more the numbers/sudoku guy vs. the crossword guy#which is a UO only because he's an amazing lyricist#but i think he's a crafty fucker with numbers because you can do that shit high or drunk#and british crosswords are notoriously shitty in the way they try to fuck you up vs. get into actual words#like it's all puzzles and whatnot vs. just wordplay#he'd be good at an american crossword#it's idiot city vs. british ones#but come on just tell us it's a puzzle not actual words
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What's a good mixed metaphor between "queer as a three dollar bill" and "three beer queer"?
#rambles#I like shitty wordplay and puns#I'm gay and like cheap drinks#tw alchohol mention#there's got to be something#it's just not coming to me#suggestions please
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if you can guess what my wip song ‘I missed you, carrie’ is about then you get a gold star
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The thing about humor as a first line of defense is that it’s a) about as effective as it isn’t and b) gives off the general vibe of like a guy alone at a bar frantic scribbling on a notepad, frenzied as anything as he gets out one last line before collapsing dead to the world on the counter and you look to see what he’s writing like any self-respecting person would and all it says is ‘it’s not sinYOU… it’s sinUS’
#i know I’m talking about my sinuses a lot but they’re making it very very difficult to think about anything else#mental monopoly in more ways that one. the man the myth the sinus coming soon to a theater near you#i know I’m talking weird but it does calm me down give it a shot I recommend it shitty wordplays an all hands on deck situation gives you#something to do if nothing else#tacit rambles
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Witch capitalism is so funny because it's like:
"Hey! Hey! You like the moon, right? What about moon phases? What about this snake-thingy that's eating its tail? Can I interest you in a LARGE UNBLINKING EYE? What about the astrological signs? Do you want these shitty unsourced crystals? Something vaguely Harry Potter-ish? Clever wordplay with the word "witch"? This sinister looking pentacle? A poster with random herbs? This drawing of a tree!!? You're all some flavor of surface level western media style witch, right!!? Right!!?"
#man not only is it boring#but its so bleak and souless#magic#folk magic#spirituality#magic practitioners#witchblr#folklore#ritual magic
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Taylor’s stuff is a juvenile as hell but it feels insulting to compare it to high school girls’ work. HS girls usually write much better than that. They want to like, express emotions and discover who they are a what they love and whatnot. Taylor wants money. Shitty teenage poetry will always have the upper hand over fancy lines written specifically to be a tiktok sound or tshirt phrase.
A lot of her turns of phrase or wordplay don't even make sense in the context - like 'the tick tick tick of love bombs.' She has so many songs on Rep about Joe being quite distant at first, so much so that she didn't expect an enthusiastic response when she told him she loved him, so no way was Joe throwing love bombs!
Taylor, however, was - her moving all the way to London just weeks after they met could be classified as love bombing, and she's done the same with other exes. Even now she's shifted her life to LA because that's where Killatrav always spends his off season.
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what vellmori received was a "recommended resignation" and not firing
what makes you think that that's still okay??? for having posted something related to feminism years ago before joining the company, the company basically uploaded an image that said that all your work will be deleted from the game and that you'd be fired, and behind all that your boss tells you that it'd be better to resign, what part of this do you guys see as fair treatment??
the shitty thing about this situation is because of this whole wordplay of "recommended" it insinuates your acceptance and your unfair firing becomes legal
what part of this makes you feel like you can support pjm????????
oh vellmori wasnt fired illegally thank god
she shouldnt? have gotten? a resignation? recommendation? in?the?first?place?
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