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cherrygazette · 2 months

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stuck in a haze.

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casualreginaspectator · 2 years

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Day 3 of posting quotes in my notes app:

my mum (spouting straight wisdom as per usual): "it's hard to argue with someone that insists on being wrong"

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moonyypie · 2 years

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saying LGBTQIA but to the tune of TTYLXOX by bella thorne

#lgbtq #queer #sapphic #shittpost #bella thorne #ttylxox

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spontaneousbluedragon · 1 year

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I really like Malthael.

#malthael #diablo3 #diablo #shittposting #I saw the Tyrael one I knew I had to make this one xd

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stick-ball · 6 months

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I got a sudden influx of followers since Nora dropped the news on us, leading to me coming back to the fandom, so I thought I should introduce myself since that seems to be a thing now, and back when I started this account it wasn’t, and only my life-sentence mutuals really know who tf posts all these crappy memes, so without much ado:

Hi, im J, or Y - you can also call me Yasamen or Adam;

I roll with she/her pronouns on the daily even tho im she/they but my native language genders everything so dont worry about how you adress me;

Currently in my mid 20’ (look everyone, we all found those books as teens so.. its been a while);

Infodump: demisexual bisexual. Virgo sun pisces moon. INFJ. 2w1.

I speak polish, english, french and surprisingly good italian. Currently forcing myself to learn german bcs my cousin insists on speaking in only that hell of a language and seriously, it makes me get out the wine bottle some days.

Everyone is welcome here! Kids, teens, adults - I don��t post about anything more hardcore than what’s in the books, so since you’re entering a fandom blog I think you know what you’re getting into;

My inbox is always open, I love discussing stuff and it would give my friends some peace if I did more of it with new people. I’ll just ask you to keep it civil.

Okay I lied there are some people that are not welcome here, and that’s xenophobes, racists, antisemites and islamophobes. If you think “slavs” are a race of slaves you should also run for the fucking hills bcs i will find you and it’s gonna make nathan seem like a nice guy. I’m also a hardcore feminist, so I don’t tolerate outward misogyny (keep that to yourself baby boy).

On the daily I work with fine arts. I also make a lot of art, although of the traditional type I don’t share on here - but im pushing myself to get more comfortable with digi, so your support is much appreciated.

I suffer from ptsd and severe anxiety. I’m neurodivergent. I’m also very light sensitive so please don’t send me any flashing gifs or pattern heavy/optical illusion kind of things unless you want me to block you while throwing up.

I have a lot to say about multiple plot points in the books due to my own experiences with depression, abuse, religion and meds.

Besides aftg major fandoms im into are : the roman empire, batman, star wars, hannibal.

Nice to meet you!

#get to know me #just realised i never intruduced myself just one day started posting shittposts #and ive been getting lots of traffic so hello new friends nice to meet you

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disco-tea · 1 year

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Me yesterday: aw cute btvs fic where creatures get turned into pets. Aw so cute. Spike is a dog. Buffy is a cat. I’m drowning in fluff 💕✨💗 🌸

Me today: I WANT DF’S HEAD ON A PIKE 🔥 🔪

#I’m shittposting ignore me

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cherrygazette · 2 months

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idk if my ability to be inarticulate is because of lack of practice, lack of vocabulary, lack of social life or lack of rizz.

#quotes #random #shitpost #aesthetic #funny #shittpost #humour #i need therapy #rant post #thought dump #thought spiral #spilled thoughts #rizz #lack of awareness #vent post #vent

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casualreginaspectator · 2 years

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day 6 of posting quotes in my notes app:

more from my mum!!!

"Sometimes having a mom around makes you realize just how dumb you're being"

#so true mum #funny quotes #life quote #quotes #quoteoftheday #funny content #journal #thoughts #writing #women writers #female writer #female writers #writer things #writers and poets #funny #non fiction #shittpost #shitpost

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cirkeglacialriver · 4 months

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Sure, it's absolutely normal that a couple of days ago it was 8°C (46,4F) above zero and now it's 8°C (17,6F) below. Oh, and this week it's going to be above zero again, great.

Just before New Year it was warm enough that I brought out what I'd normally wear in October. Just, not this October because this time you could have worn summer clothes still

I hate this. I'm afraid of how the spring and summer will look like, how badly this will affect crops, how much mosquitoes there will be. There will be draught again, probably.

But, yk. Absolutely normal, nothing to worry about. The snow did fall, so climate warming is cancelled obv

#winter #climate change #My grumbling #Winter surprised the drivers again - it actually came for a hot sec #Honestly these couple of days when the weather is suddenly at -13C during the night #But then I think we will come back to weirdly warm? Would be nice if now this all went normally #I love when it's cold #(ik weather =/= climate but this is about consistently higher than average temperatures for the last couple of months)#(and the sudden changes of it - which does happen normally too but tbh not in January and not from +8 to -8)#Yes yes this is europecentric but actually I live there #And I don't feel like shittposting about the weather in places I don't live sorry

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theamazingian · 10 months

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I’m sick and tired of actually feeling inspired by these stupid sonic shittposts, I think about that ‘don’t worry about your life past 9pm’ post ALL THE TIME and they slapped SUPER SONIC RIGHT NEXT TO IT TOO

#ITS EMBARASSING #sonic #sth #words

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tavi-calypso · 2 months

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Please tell me why the first bit of art I post on Tumblr is a fucking Borderlands shittpost-

Like what the fuck is wrong with me. why do I think this is funny. why did I spend time on this.

I swear my serious art is good 💀

#borderlands #borderlands brainrot #shitpost #Borderlands shitpost #borderlands 3 #tyreen calypso #fl4k the beastmaster #pukicho #calypsosArt

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spontaneousbluedragon · 1 year

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POV: your friends ask you what kind of drugs you're on

Me after playing Diablo 3:

#malthael #diablo3 #shittposting #I only have myself to blame tbh #kekw #Malthael ily

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trouble-warning · 10 days

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Booyah.

please forgive the wonky chibi I didn't have the energy to draw a full body properly :']

Also ignore that he doesn't have shoes rn, he just has plain black sandals and those would make the reference readability difficult.

This is just a reference for my version of Error's design because I wanted to make it easier and more fun for me to draw, for future projects maybe idk. Also the expressions here are not reflective of this man-child's personality, I just needed blank-ish expressions to clearly show his mismatched eyes XD

When I draw da skellies, Imma try make them look as non-dead-human as possible without making them too different lol (this also means I will be giving them all skeletal tails bc yes)

His head is supposed to be very rectangular/square, and I'm literally just gonna draw squares for his head when I do shittposts lmao

This is supposed to make him stand out from other sans-alternates because the base shape for Classic will be circular as possible :3

Imma also give them different body types but too damn tired for that rn, plus I needta do schoolwork pff-

peace ✌️

#digital art #undertale #helpme #mowmowmowmow #art #error sans #oh so silly lil guy #very very silly #is da BOIII #I'm tryna make these skeletons as creechur-like as possible #like make them look like mimics of human skeletons rather than actual human skeletons #bc that's 10x cooler to me ig #idk man #silly

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tgirlsaintlawrence · 10 months

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I gotta get better about making theology posts instead of just shittposting

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cherrygazette · 2 months

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isn't it weird? a person falls in love with the person who makes him feel complete but the person he fell in love with is broken himself.

#quotes #random #aesthetic #shitpost #light academia #literature #dark academia #shittpost #depressing shit #isnt it?#idk but maybe #wandering

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casualreginaspectator · 2 years

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Day two of posting quotes in my notes app:

little bro: "before there was life on earth, everything was gluten free"

#I used this as my senior quote #journal #thoughts #writing #women writers #female writer #female writers #writer things #writers and poets #non fiction #shittpost #funny quotes #funny content #funny #funny jokes #quotes #quoteoftheday

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