Ferb Fortress 2 - Speedingbullet

Go to sleep at a normal time or Satan will whisper sin into your ear.

Just to let you know, I did trace some of it, (mainly Candace body, Jeremy head, and bear) so I cannot take 100% credit for this work.

Saw the leaks for today and uhm I can only say

我就知道李蓮花還沒死！！！一定還活著對不對！！！

(I knew Li Lianhua wasn't dead!!! He must be alive right!!!)

If yk about the meme yk

Midnight brainrot. Penelope, what do you know? What secrets are you keeping? Are Hotch and Morgan frequently in situations when they would get their credentials mixed up? Inquiring (rotting) minds want to know.

damn...Cho throwing it back

i’m bipolar and bisexual, i cant pick anything

my roommate is watching teen wolf.......without me 🥺

do u ever wonder if like, there are vampires out there with a period kink? because it makes a weird amount of sense for my usual level of bullshit and i dont like it

Shitpost, but. I got a rat and named it Barbatos. I think I have reached the highest degree of irony.

Todays rips: 06/08/2023

INDUSTRY KNIGHT and INDUSTRY KNIGHT (Beta Mix)

Season 7 Featured on: SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume Ruby

Ripped by BobTheTacocat

Season 7 Featured on: SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume Ruby One Fateful Knight (Beta Mix) - Shovel Knight

Ripped by Blookerstein

Yeah, doing something a bit different for today - a double feature of two rips. The reason is pretty simple - INDUSTRY KNIGHT didn't feature any visuals, wheras INDUSTRY KNIGHT (Beta Mix) adds visual and slight audio edits to build further on the joke. You can't have one without the other, so I decided to just feature both. Also worth noting - the "Secret SiIva" series of albums aren't official SiIvaGunner album releases, as its an event organized between the team's internal staff rather than a publicized part of the channel.

Anyway - April Fools 2023 was, as I've covered before, an event entirely based around adding to, referencing or remixing previously made rips, as a celebration of the channel's entire history. This celebration included rips already made earlier in the season, and such was the case with INDUSTRY KNIGHT - a rip covering the entirety of Lil Nas X's Industry Baby in the style of Shovel Knight. Beyond being an excellent mashup and melodyswap in its own right, this is one of those rips that goes above and beyond to cover the ENTIRE journey of Shovel Knight, much like Story of Undertale did for Undertale. The excellent use of sound effects tying the different Shovel Knight level themes together ties it all together, and makes it a wonderfully varied listen. That, however, is not where the story ends.

INDUSTRY KNIGHT (Beta Mix) takes BobTheTacocat's already above-and-beyond arrangement, and leads the joke to its natural conclusion. See, Industry Baby was, and to some degree still is, often used in "fandom Slander" videos - those types of shitpost compilations that make fun of fanbases of various vaguely-related topics in a lighthearted way to various reaction gifs? What we have here is exactly one of those - a Slander video on Indie Gaming as a whole, set to an indie-game rendition of a song heavily associated with the meme. The end result is, as commenters have pointed out, an absolute loveletter to indie games as a whole, and the ridiculous parts of the games we love. No game is belittled, no fanbase is looked down upon - its nothing but pure, good fun set to an amazing tune.

As pointed out to me by a commenter, on top of everything, INDUSTRY KNIGHT (Beta Mix) even subtly remixes the rip its building upon to sound more like the slander videos its paying tribute to!! My hat goes off to Blookerstein in putting these silly shitpost GIFs all together - with the sheer variety of games on display, I was convinced this would've been a collaborative effort, yet everything in these two rips appears to be by just these two people!

Good shit, you two! Good, good shit.

there’s two men in my life and both of them are shitposters of the highest degree

was watching forsty stream art and he doodled the dog sleeping with (he farted)

i’m sorry to everyone who’s gonna read give your heart a break and know exactly what happened

i am not eating bugs

the full transcript that no one asked for OG song by Ghost and Pals ft. prinz, i0lite, monstrosity, and zion xyz   Hi there, I'm @$#^@&$ from "Dance With the Dead"! And... uhhhhh you know what, I think I'm gonna skip out on this one, bye! -Father said that this world isn't for me I tried to pray for a new reality So come to me, we can change night into day A tied-up moth seems to know a different way (Don't remember it, don't return to it) Oh, father tore out the umbilical cord There's nothing left in the bottle keeping me scored We'll abandon the scenery in the... (Pay child support, pay child support) Divorce office CAN'T SAY I'D EVER EAT BUGS NOT ON TOAST AND NOT IN A PAN HELL NO, I'M NOT EATING BUGS I AM ALLERGIC TO BUGS AND MOTHS Can't pay the mortgage on time I put avocados on my toast I don't eat bugs on my toast I am allergic to bugs and moths -Oh god my allergies -John 3:33 (John 3:33) -IS THERE A BUG IN HERE?? -i have no goddam idea John is -PLEASE -those who have accepted that you will eat a BUG- -or what a bible verse is -MY ALLERGIES ARE REALLY BAD -i'm from outer space -will not eat a bug -im just gonna leave now (herherhe) a spider twink with court documents in hand, said "please, don't eat me, I have a husband and kids" -I AM THE HUSBAND I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE KIDS??? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? I COMMITTED ADULTERY God returned with Raid: Shadow Legends in hand This video is not sponsored by raid shadow legends (please don't sue us AAAAAAAAAA) The abandonment of our marriage In the  (DADADADADADA-) Iowa courthouse (DADADDADADADADA-) So with advice of the judge I have to pay child support AT LAST I ATE THE BUG SO I DON'T HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT MIGHT GO TO PRISON INSTEAD MURDER IS WORSE THAN ADULTERY IT'S OK, I'M DYING SOON I AM ALLERGIC TO BUGS AND MOTHS E-I-E-I-E-I-O CUPHEAD 2 CUPHEAD 2 E-I-E-I-E-I- HEY LOOK GUYS IT'S ME ARC FROM CHATTERING LACK OF COMMON SENSE I'M IN NORMAN'S SONG NOW HI (child support, child support, child support-) ugghhgghhghghh someone please get me an antihistamine ugghghhgh (child support child support child support...) Mickey mouse here! Huhho! Oh, you better watch out! Huhho! I'MMA COMING FOR YA (oo ee oo a a, ting tang walla walla bing bang...) (x4) Are YOU eating bugs? (I'M GONNA MURDER YOU ARC CHATTERING)

Was Thrax ever a tumblr sexyman or was he mostly just a Deviantart sexyman

maybe if i say it enough times it’ll stop being so scream-inducing

sometimes i’m just walking along, minding my business when out of the orange-colored sky, wham, bam, alakazam it just hits AGAIN that levi--!!

LEVI. ADMITTED OUT LOUD, POINT-BLANK, THAT HE MADE THE CHOICE OUT OF PERSONAL FEELINGS.

FOR ERWIN.

WHEN HUMANITY’S FUCKING FUTURE WAS AT STAKE.

like, he seemed so completely committed before? it’s how his character was established. a veteran mindful of the cost it had taken to come this far and therefore unwilling to waste a shred of that, ready to do anything it takes. make all the necessary sacrifices.

"im gonna fucking cross every line for humanity!!!! become a demon, kill and torture people, commit any atrocity in its name-- wait what do you mean ‘let it trample over erwin’ lol no. go screw yourself”

that’s just?????? so????????

how did we come this far????????

eruri is so real jfc

i would just like to say that ive been personally victimized by how hard it is to do a dramatic entrance on a plane

i have mixed feelings about A Story of Magic because on one hand ITS MARGARET TIME!!!!!!! *party blower noise* but then also oh god margaret time isnt fun at all how do i keep forgetting that

Promo(tional) Post

I’m Overlard/Lard/OL and I bring the word today, and the word is that this is a promotional post in an attempt to increase the amount of active blogs following me because I’m pretty sure a solid 1/3rd are completely dead.

I once roleplayed on MSPAF, if you’ve ever heard of “the Café” you can safely blame me for its steady decline. Sometime during that I started RPing on tumblr and I’ve been on again off again roleplaying here ever since (especially after the forum got nuked).

I live on the east coast of America and I have a full time job, so I can’t really do much during the day beyond occasionally shitpost on my phone. That said, I’m usually available via tumblr DM anyway since my job is chill enough not to care about being on the phone so long as the work gets done.

Anyway, uh, my main trolls right now are the following assholes:

I don’t really have much artistic skill since I’ve only done sprite and meme edits, but i compensate for this by writing constantly! Like, really constantly! My writing tag is littered with whatever I put out! Here’s some fun selections!

Platar commits war crimes, but it’s for a good cause.

The bartender reached under the bar for an appropriately disgusting mug, glass filled with unidentifiable bits of material and heavily marked and scratched, then shoved it under the tap. He pulled the tap, and a sickly looking yellow beer poured out from the spigot into the mug, which he slid over to Platar. The anonymous troll caught it, reluctantly, with one fortunately gloved hand.

Gerrel wants to be a good moirail, and good moirails know how to work around their palerom’s horrific diets (Ft. Callan Ranpoe, who belongs to raitrolling, CW for emetophobia)

The primary issue at hand was that Callan loved all those flavors which were absolutely terrible for you, namely sweetness in particular. He also particularly enjoyed dishes made with excess butter or cheese products. Gerrel had so far managed to get by through serving dishes that made partial use out of them, but none of it felt right. It was like trying to swim upstream, he was making headway, but there was resistance at each step. Unlike fighting a river, he was just trying to help someone he loved, and it would just be... better, if he wasn't trying to force it.

Xrumon really needs to visit a therapist

 "It's always you. You're only talking to yourself, that's all you ever do... No one else to listen... But now the act is wearing thin, and soon you'll need to leave the stage..."

And so much more! I’ve only recently started crossposting to toyhou.se so god knows how many other fics are still lurking on my evernote where I’ve either forgotten or intentionally neglected to repost them.

I don’t have testimonials because this post is long enough but you can choose to believe the following very real statement:

Best writing 10/10

- Greg

Interesting facts:

I graduated with HIGHEST academic honors in my degree which means MENSA will definitely be sending a letter any day now

Kormut was my first fantroll and has survived every purge of trolls I’ve lost interest for all the way from 2012.

I play tabletop games, like D&D, Pathfinder, Mutants & Masterminds, etc.

For anything more in depth, please see the following posts. Looking forward to interacting with more people!

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