*gives my weird shit post meme oc an edgy origin story*
FazCo Management: Okay so some parents have safety concerns about how many kids are being watched by just two robots so now we have to bring in a third one so they’ll stfu
Management: *rushes through the creation process, basically shrugging and saying ‘good enough’ at its beta stage* *drop it off in the daycare after maybe two days of testing, not giving any of the now Three Robots any actual explanation or introduction to one another* *gives each a good star for a job well done and calls it a day*
Sun and Moon, now saddled with what is basically the newest new hire in the history of inexperienced employees, with no warning and no idea what to do with them at all:
Hazel, who has No Idea how to be a polite or reasonable person in the slightest, hitting the ground running in all the wrong directions: WOW your place is like noisy and just full of stuff, huh! Like damn y’all live like this!
Sun, taking that personally: Would you perchance like to be given exactly four cubic feet of space as far away from us as possible?
Hazel: Would I!!!!
Hazel, forty five days later, still standing in that four cubic feet space, having not talked to another living creature in fourteen days: Boy it sure is fun watching Sun and Moon have fun with all those kids from wayyyy over here!
Hazel:
Hazel:
Hazel: Somehow I understand what being a deflated balloon feels like now! That’s weird!
At some point in the future, when Hazel has realized that they have been sidelined and actively ignored for basically her whole life,
Hazel: Today I shall wake up and choose violence nuisance
the AAAAA doctor
a text doctor who's core is from a AI that someone put inside a keyboard only made to type the letter "A" because "the idea was so stupid i wanted to put AI into it so it can appreciate the stupidity" and now it broke lose, and is one of the most powerful text doctors alive.
he has a mouth, and he will scream.
Ok so they’re an oni who came to Ninjago out curiosity, just to see if it was a lot calmer than the first realm (During March of the Oni.) At first they liked it but then all of the other seasons happen and their.
“Ninjago I love you but dear FSM just kill these idiots…”
Remember that shitpost daycare animatronic oc I cursed the world with a while ago. Yeah she’s got lore AND a name now because, unfortunately, I have no self control
The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.