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avid-adoxography · 2 months
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Selfship community, y'all know the drill.
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minnesota-fats · 2 years
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Batman getting a case file from Jim Gordon of a John Doe found dead after a mass shooting. When Batman asked if Gordon just needed help finding out who the body was Jim’s like “no, the John Doe is Daniel James Fenton. But the thing is that this is the fifth body of his we found.”
The chaos that would cause!!!!
But like what if the BatFam try to rope Phantom into it and he just awkwardly having to explain that it’s HIS dead bodies they keep finding cuz he keeps accidentally getting shot in crossfire of gang violence cuz he lives on the streets.
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raveartts · 2 months
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i forgot to post this but it's fanart for my favorite hazbin fic so far everyone go read it now pwease uwu
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modifiedyincision · 1 year
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Me buying $60 worth of pins and charms: oh yah. This is the height of luxury. I can afford this. I love my stuff. Life is great. Im rich
Me looking at games on sale for 97 cents, $3, $6, etc: well. What if i regret it
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spacedustmantis · 1 year
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list of shipnames in jrwi and who they are referring to
this is (and probably forever will be) a work in progress. i plan on expanding this list with any and all shipnames i come across, so if you want to see the up-to-date list, make sure to open the original post. also feel free to send me shipnames that are missing from this list to my inbox or over dms.
note: not all of these are extremely common or in circulation quite yet, but you might encounter them every now and then anyways.
note x2: for some of these ships there are multiple names in use, i tried to sort them by how common they are (most common to least common)
‼️ important disclaimer! this is an archival work, meant to list as many ship names as possible for a variety of uses. this means this list does include ships that might be triggering for some. regardless of my feelings about it, abusive, unrealistic, or violent ships as well as underage and incest are pretty much always a facet of fandom, and as such they are represented here, partially to give people the necessary information to be able to circumvent being confronted with said content (e.g. via muting tags) should they want/need to. ‼️
riptide:
pc/pc
fish and chips (fnc): chip/gillion
navyseal: jay/gillion
mockingjay/phoenix: chip/jay
poly pirates: chip/jay/gillon
pc/npc
catnip: chip/la alma
sailorsong/scarlet captains: chip/jazz
fools gold/bargaining chip: chip/niklaus
drunken sailors: chip/caspian
chiptune/chipped crown: chip/queen
stoneflame: chip/igneous
midnight memories: chip/drey
tboy polycule: chip/jazz/igneous
birdbolt/clockwork rivals/women in STEM: jay/ensa
pistolwhip: jay/lizzie
sharpshooter: jay/kira
bloodshot: jay/anastasia
sheshells: jay/edyn
artemisanchor: jay/aslana
bloodbath: jay/anastasia/aslana
jay's harem/let's go lesbians: jay/her many girlfriends (ever changing, always evolving)
swordfish: gillion/caspian
dealbreaker: gillion/niklaus
sea shanty: gillion/queen
goldfish/dragonfish: gillion/clorten
sunken anchor: gillion/marshal john
destined sails: gillion/caspian/marshal john
fish and chips and more fish: chip/gillion/caspian
manlet, manwhore, manslayer: chip/gillion/niklaus
sea sharp: chip/gillion/queen
deal with the devil (dwtd): chip/jay/gillion/niklaus
bardic inspiration: chip/jay/gillion/queen
full ensemble: chip/jay/gillion/queen/jazz
npc/npc
drearl: drey/earl
watergun: drey/finn
old man yaoi/drearlinn: drey/finn/earl
cattlepunk: drey/ichabod
roseshot: drey/captain rose
metal detector/gunmetal/robopanda: alphonze/gryffon
popshot: gryffon/queen
seawitch: niklaus/edyn
frigatebird/warbird/waning crescent: lizzie/ava
fighting chance/boxer briefs: la alma/clorten
naval orange: marshal john/amanda rinn
message in a bottle: marshal john/edyn
rose tides: lizzie/edyn
rosewater: lizzie/caspian
lunar eclipse/sea serpents: ava/lizzie/edyn
singing the blues: jazz/caspian
jam session: jazz/queen
saltwater pearl: caspian/edyn
soundwaves/sea shanty: caspian/queen
hammer to fall/songsmith: queen/alasse
lamprey: anastasia/aslana
starcrossed survivors: zamia/star
apotheosis:
pc/pc
angelstone/stonesong: peter/rumi
deicide: rumi/thanatos
tech support: peter/thanatos
eldritchstrings: rumi/exandroth
pc/npc
divineshifter/shape4shifter: rumi/rhymir
prime defenders:
pc/pc
ghostknife: william/vyncent
ghostkicks/blue raspberry: william/dakota
dancebattle/spacejam: vyncent/dakota
revenant/wispy winters/evildead: william/ashe
tomeblade/gamecube/demondagger: vyncent/ashe
demonkicks: dakota/ashe
polypd: william/vyncent/dakota/ashe
pc/npc
decharge/soulfire: william/doug
sunghost/sunshade: william/summer
parasol: william/vyncent/summer
spare the dying/exquisite corpses: william/cantrip
ghostlysigns: william/jimmy
npc/npc
tidalwave: tide/mark winters
suntrip: summer/cantrip
doodlejump/pencilfrog: le frog/pencilman
cops and froggers: le frog/officer frank
zebrafish: tide/harlem
car manual: wordsmith/pretender
shooting star: mrs g/lightspeed
shadowfold: harlem/jason
blood in the bayou:
pc/pc
keeperschampion: rand/rolan
rollingstones: kian/rolan
smokeshow: kian/rand
nightmare blunt rotation (nbr): kian/rand/rolan
pc/npc
heartstrings: kian/becky
meddling kids: kian/rand/rolan/becky
bleacher ghosts: kian/becky/jesse
milf season: kian/donna
private performance: kian/donna/john
the suckening:
pc/pc
guarddog: emizel/shilo
alleycat: emizel/arthur
royal pain: shilo/arthur
boynabbing: emizel/shilo/arthur
pc/npc
fizzfangs/monster energy: emizel/soda
backalley kiss: emizel/gabriel
armored pheasant: shilo/grefgor
vampistol/shadowhorse: arthur/deacon
burnt stake: arthur/magnus
wailing crown: emizel/shilo/vex/viv
npc/npc
weylincest: vex/viv
old campaigns and one-shots under the cut
mythborne
supernova: connor/aster
achilles heel: connor/ryan
sunspot: aster/ryan
spotlight: connor/aster/ryan
playwrat: connor/aster/ryan/romeo
final episode one shot
bluecherrylite: cherry/jebediah/aren
jebebriadic/ringbearers: jebediah/brian
twitch chat one shot
hoofin' it: icarus/gravel
convergence:
krangle: kasper/strangle
the fated:
br'aaxi: br'aad/taxi
scythebelts: sylnan/velrisa
kathnan: sylnan/katherine
sylgarth: sylnan/ugarth
velriana: velrisa/oriana
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anonymousewrites · 9 months
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One Hell of a Love (Book 1) Chapter Ten
Sebastian Michaelis x Demon! Reader
Chapter Ten: One Hell of a Fair
Summary: (Y/N) and Sebastian go to the Frost Fair and, of course, find trouble there.
            (Y/N) looked around at the frozen Thames as people milled about in small shops made of tents, kids happily played in the snow, and people contentedly walked across the thick ice keeping them from falling to the watery depths below.
            “The Frost Fair takes place next to London Bridge on the frozen River Thames,” said Ciel, bundling up against the cold. “The last time it was this grand was back in 1814, apparently.” He grinned suddenly as they passed some stalls.
            “What is the matter?” asked Sebastian.
            “All the wares they have lined up here are shoddy,” said Ciel. “If the ice freezes over like this next year, we could clean up with a stall here.” He nodded to a small ark toy. “That, for example.”
            “Oh, young nobleman, I see you have quite the eye,” said the salesman. “That is an item made by the now hugely popular Funtom Company when it was still a small craft shop.”
            “What a total fake,” said Ciel. “The Phantom Ark, enjoyed by the last generation, was made by the most skilled craftsmen, and it was an extremely rare and valuable item because only three were made. Since the mansion burned down, even the current company doesn’t have the real item anymore. There’s no way there would be a real one here.”
            “Noah’s Ark is a lot like this country,” remarked Sebastian.
            “What?” asked Ciel.
            “A ship steered by a single boatman,” said Sebastian. His eyes were cold. “The only ones who will be saved are the select few.”
            “Arrogance and lack of empathy,” said (Y/N). “It kills humanity at every turn.”
            Ciel looked like he was about to respond, but someone stepped out and said, “You’re…”
            (Y/N) glanced at the new arrival and remembered him. It was Abberline, the detective from Scotland Yard.
            “To see one of Scotland Yard’s detectives has enough free time to dawdle around here, I suppose London must really be at peace,” remarked Ciel. “Today, at any rate.”
            “I don’t! I’m on duty right no!” defended Abberline.
            “Well, then, work hard enough to earn your keep on behalf of Her Majesty and the people who employ you, Inspector,” said Ciel, turning away.
            “Wait, I have something to ask you,” said Abberline. “Master Ciel!” He reached out to touch Ciel’s shoulder, but Sebastian swiped his hand away.
            “Pardon me. As you can see, our Master is quite frail…I mean, delicate,” said Sebastian with a smirk. “So I would ask you not to lay your hands on him too roughly.”
            “We can grab a cup of tea, and you can speak for a moment there,” said Ciel simply, walking over to a small tea room before Abberline could argue against it.
            (Y/N) sighed when they entered the warm shop, bristling from the winter cold. Sebastian snuck a look at them and smiled in amusement at their little habits that betrayed how they were feeling. He had always scolded them for not completely controlling their reactions, but Sebastian was rather fond of them.
            “So, then,” said Ciel once they were seated. “What is Scotland Yard doing here, Inspector Abberline?”
            “This morning, a man’s corpse was found under the ice of the market,” explained Abberline. “The man was a member of a specific criminal organization. At present, we are chasing after the culprit who killed that man as well as the ring he stole embedded with a blue diamond worth around two thousand pounds.”
            “Diamond: the stone that radiates exquisiteness for all eternity,” said a new voice. Lau had arrived in his tea room. “All that awaits those mesmerized by its shine is destruction. However, even knowing that, it is said that it is impossible to resist.”
            “How do you know about the Shard of Hope?” questioned Abberline.
            Ciel raised an eyebrow. “The Shard of Hope?”
            “Huh? What? What?” Lau blinked innocently. “There’s really a gem like that?”
            (Y/N) sighed. Lau was an expert at seeming like he knew what he was doing and then actually having no clue.
            “He was just joining in,” said Ciel, eyebrow twitching. “Don’t pay any attention to him. More importantly, Lau, why are you here?”
            “Because this is my restaurant, Young Earl,” said Lau.
            (Y/N) glanced over at the scantily-clad waitresses and deadpanned. “We should have guessed.”
            “Not interested?” remarked Sebastian teasingly.
            “In the outfits or the women? I’m afraid I’d be saying no to both at this instance,” said (Y/N).
            “Pity,” said Sebastian. He thought they’d look sinful in one of those dresses.
            “By the way, it seems you’re having a rather interesting conversation, Young Earl,” remarked Lau. “Will you please fill me in on the details?”
            “Have you heard anything?” asked Ciel. “It’s part of Lord Henry Hope’s collection; a blue diamond that has become known as the Hope Diamond.”
            “Nope, nothing,” said Lau.
            “It is a devilish stone that is rumored to have brought all its owners an unfortunate fate, from Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette on,” continued Ciel. “After disappearing from the world, the stone was divided in order to hide its past. It was cut, and a small shard was taken off. Consequently, one of the two shards of the Hope Diamond is what you are searching for. Correct, Abberline?”
            “The carriage was attacked while it was being transported as evidence, and it was stolen,” said Abberline grimly.
            Ciel smirked. “This is intriguing. Tell me more. I’ll participate in this matter, too. I won’t force you to tell me. However, if you refuse, your superior, Lord Randall, might end up in quite the predicament.”
            Abberline paled. “Fine. Since you insist.”
            Ciel smirked in satisfaction. “Well, then, what are your leads?”
            “Well, I was going to ask a certain man for some help,” said Abberline.
            “A certain man?” asked Ciel. “Not…”
            Abberline nodded gravely.
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            (Y/N) cocked their head as they regarded the tent before them. It was Undertaker’s. He had set up an undertaker’s shop on the ice. What a strange man…
            “Apparently, quite a few people have died of frostbite, so he decided to set up a shop,” said Abberline.
            “Earl…the name of this shop…it can’t be…” said Lau grimly.
            “Since I permitted you to tag along, please wait here, outside,” said Abberline. He went to open the door, but as it was just a painted tent, he fell through to the floor below.
            “How reckless.” Ciel deadpanned.
            “That is but a privilege of birth,” said Lau. He paused. “So, where is this?”
            An irk mark appeared on Ciel. “The Undertaker’s shop! We met him during the Jack the Ripper incident, remember?!” He huffed. “Abberline will be in tears in a moment. Sebastian, get ready to—!”
            Outrageous laughter startled the group. Undertaker’s cackles rang out through the air, and his tent nearly came down from the force.
            Shocked, Ciel pushed through the flap of the tent and walked in with Sebastian, (Y/N), and Lau. Undertaker lay on the ground, legs twitching as he laughed. Abberline looked incredibly confused.
            “You’re amazing. You have definitely chosen the wrong profession,” giggled Undertaker as he stood. “As a comic, you could be world renowned!”
            “Just what did you do?” asked Ciel.
            “I-I just started talking as I normally do, but then this guy just started laughing,” said Abberline in confusion.
            (Y/N) raised an eyebrow. “Impressive, he managed to make Undertaker laugh…”
            “It seems you are quite skilled, Mr. Inspector,” said Sebastian darkly, huffing at a human impressing (Y/N) everyone.
            “No, I’m just…” Abberline trailed off nervously.
            Ciel slammed his hands down on a coffin. “Tell us about the ring, Undertaker, the one that the body you disposed of this morning was supposed to have.”
            “There’s a possibility that it was buried around the area he was found in,” said Abberline. “I implore you on behalf of all the good citizens of London, such as yourself, please assist us with the investigation.”
            “I have been highly impressed by you, Inspector,” said Undertaker, still giggling. “I’ll tell you. Or, more precisely…I’ll show you.”
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            The group stared at the ice sculpture of Queen Victoria and the blue diamond ring around her fingers.
            “See? Over there,” chirped Undertaker.
            Abberline looked aghast. Lau just smiled. “I guess one of the ice sculptors here just happened to come across the frozen ring, and in order to take advantage of it, they made it into a statue.”
            (Y/N) leaned forward. “I usually prefer rubies, but I have to admit, the tales of sorrow and anguish around this jewel appeal to me.”
            “Get it out! Right now!” cried Abberline at the two constables.
            “Understood!” replied the men.
            “What are you doing, you ignorant whelp?!” demanded an official voice. All heads turned to a group of people glaring at them.
            “That holy maiden is the prize that will be presented to the winner!” declared a dramatic voice. Viscount Druitt withdrew a pink rose and shook a finger at the group. “You mustn’t touch it.”
            “Viscount Druitt!” gasped Ciel, going white as he remembered the embarrassment of having to flirt with the man.
            (Y/N) deadpanned. Of course he’d weaseled his way out of jailtime.
            “The contest’s judges?” said Ciel, fighting for composure and looking at the other officials. “Why is he one of them?”
            “Wasn’t he taken in by Scotland Yard for organ trafficking?” wondered Lau.
            “He was released a few days ago,” said Abberline bitterly.
            “Money,” said (Y/N) with a distasteful “tsk.” “Unbelievable.”
            “I’m sorry,” said Abberline, stepping forward to the judges. “Scotland Yard will have to take this statue into its possession now.”
            “No! Even if you are from Scotland Yard, we will not permit anyone to have their own way at the Frost Fair, the peak of excitement for all the townsfolk,” declared the head judge haughtily.
            “Beauty is something to be adored!” cried Druitt. “Are you people trying to force shame on this beautiful maiden?”
            “Like you’re one to talk,” muttered Ciel.
            “If you really want her, then just bring out enough beauty to satisfy her,” said Druitt.
            “As expected of one who loves fine art, beauty, and cuisine, it’s as Viscount Druitt says,” said the judge. “If you want this statue, win the contest.”
            Ciel smirked. “I see. I can agree to that. The ring will belong to the one who wins the contest. It’s simply and clean.”
            “Master Ciel?” asked Abberline.
            “I will obtain that ring,” said Ciel.
            “That’s a stolen object!” cried Abberline. “It’s also important evidence in the serial kidnappings of several young girls!” He covered his mouth after he spoke, realizing he gave out too much information.
            “I see. So, that’s why Scotland Yard is in such a frenzy searching for it,” said Ciel with a smirk.
            “Even so, it is true that those in possession of the ring have met ill fates, one after the other. It really does fit its name of the cursed stone, and yet you still—!” Abberline was interrupted.
            “Cursed, huh?” remarked Ciel. He smirked and gazed at his Phantomhive ring. “Then, it really does fit me.”
            “That reminds me,” said Undertaker. “Your ring also has a beautiful blue stone set in it, doesn’t it, Earl?”
            “Yes,” replied Ciel.
            “You should be careful,” said Undertaker with his mischievous smile. “Diamonds are hard, but for all their hardness, they’re fragile. If you overexert yourself too much, it may shatter.”
          �� “What of it?” demanded Ciel. He smirked. “This body and this ring are both things that have shattered and been revived. As if I would fear them shattering after everything I’ve been through.”
            Sebastian’s lips curled into a smirk at the determination at Ciel’s determination. (Y/N) cocked their head. They had been mortal once and seen thousands of lives come and go, and yet human resilience never faltered through the centuries.
            Ciel turned on Sebastian. “Win the contest, Sebastian.”
            “Yes, My Lord,” said Sebastian. He turned to (Y/N). “Join me for some entertainment?”
            “And get all cold and wet? No, thank you,” said (Y/N), their nose twitching. “Besides, I doubt you need any help.”
            Sebastian smirked proudly. “Of course. And I will demonstrate that today.”
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            “And now we will commence the traditional Frost Fair Ice Sculpture contest!” declared the announcer as time ended. “The judging will now commence! First up is the ‘Joyful Scotland Yard’ team with their ‘Guardian of London!’ ” Scotland Yard saluted the actually fairly realistic sculpture of Lord Randall. “Judges, your marks! One. Two. One. Zero. A total of five points!”
            The announcer cleared his throat. “Next is the ‘All Women’s Dresses Should Be Tiny” team, but…for obvious reasons, it has been disqualified.”
            (Y/N)’s eye twitched as they looked at Lau’s statue. It was of a woman entirely nude.
            “Why?” asked Lau “innocently.”
            “There’s no way they could show that in public!” cried Ciel.
            “I think hiding it with those banners makes it more perverted,” said Lau in disappointment.
            Despite the argument, the judges each held up an “X” for their judgement. Except, of course, Druitt put up a perfect “Ten.”
            “You can win, right, Sebastian?” asked Ciel.
            “Of course. Once you have given an order, I exist but to fulfill it,” said Sebastian.
            “Next up is the ‘Queen’s Puppy’ team with ‘Noah’s Ark,’ ” said the announcer.
            The curtain fell to reveal the large sculpture of Noah’s Ark, glistening under the sun.
            “This is what ice art truly is!” cried a judge in amazement.
            “This is amazing!” gasped the announcer. “Please, give us your results.”
            “Please wait one moment,” said Sebastian. “You have no seen everything yet.” He snapped his fingers, and on cue, the warmth of the sun melted the slight seal in the ice. The cabin of Noah’s Ark broke apart to reveal a carving of the many animals saved on board.
            “Amazing! It’s like it’s alive!” clamored the crowd.
            “Good job,” said (Y/N), nodding to Sebastian.
            “I see!” cried the head judge. “He made the joints in the roof weak on purpose so that, in time, they would melt and fall off!”
            “Oh! Oh!” cried Druitt. “God’s rage! The only one to escape unscathed in the blazing storm was Noah! Leading his paired animals, waiting for the time of regeneration as they drift upon the waves!”
            “Young man, I am completely astounded,” said the head judge. “To be able to see such a high-class ice sculptor…!”
            “No,” Sebastian smirked, “I am just one hell of a butler.”
            “You really like that line, don’t you?” remarked (Y/N).
            Sebastian smirked at them. “I am simply being honest.”
            (Y/N) huffed a laugh and rolled their eyes in fond amusement.
            “Well, then, let’s go to the grading!” declared the announcer.
            “Wait right there!” cried a man’s voice, running out to the middle of the ice. He pulled out a gun, and the crowd gasped. “This ring was originally ours. Sorry, but I’ll have you return it.”
            “What? You people aren’t the—!” said Abberline.
            “That’s right! We’re the bombing thief ring that’s been the talk of the town lately,” said the man proudly. He pulled back his jacket to expose a multitude of sticks of dynamite tied to him. Behind him, two more men kicked over a barrel with more explosives. “I’ll count down from ten.” He grabbed his lighter. “If you don’t want to die, then get lost. Ten!” The crowd ran.
            “Master?” asked Sebastian.
            “My orders haven’t changed,” said Ciel. “Do it, Sebastian.”
            “Join me this time?” said Sebastian.
            “Well, this time it will actually be fun,” said (Y/N), smiling brightly.
            “Eight!”
            “What are you doing? Get out of here this minute, Master Ciel!” said Abberline.
            “Seven!”
            “If you want to run, then do so,” said Ciel calmly. “Don’t pay attention to me.”
            “Six!”
            “Like I could do that!” cried Abberline.
            Ciel’s eyes widened in surprise.
            “I became a police officer to protect the people,” said Abberline.
            “Five!”
            “In order to protect everyone!” declared Abberline.
            “Four!”
            “What an idiot,” said Ciel.
            Abberline ran forward, but a shot at his feet stopped him.
            “Don’t get one step closer!” said the thief. He pointed the gun at Ciel. “I’m down to the last three. Are you really not gonna run, little nobleman?”
            “I have no need to because…” Ciel didn’t have to finish speaking as Sebastian jumped into the air on skates and knocked the gun from the thief’s hands.
            “What?!” the other two thieves began shooting at Sebastian, but (Y/N) skated up behind them and spun, knocking them down. They landed the jump in an arabesque backwards, and the judges clapped.
            “What flawless form!” cried a judge.
            The two thieves grabbed for (Y/N), but they tightened once more and jumped into the air, letting the men crash into each other before landing expertly again with a smirk.
            “Incredible!”
            “It’s the elegant raven dancing on the wings of night!” cried Druitt as he watched. “They ride the winds of darkness with feathers of ebony beauty! They tantalize those who cannot fly with them! Oh, but to touch such beauty!”
            (Y/N) sighed at his dramatics, and Sebastian tsked.
            “Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten!” cried the announcer as the judges watched the performance and graded it. “It’s a full score!”
            “Excellent job, (Y/N),” said Sebastian, skating up to them.
            (Y/N) spun before extending an arm and winking. “Well, I can’t let you take all the praise today.”
            Sebastian took (Y/N)’s hand and spun them before matching their movements, and the judges clapped in amazement. “I suppose not.”
            “You brat!” hissed the leader of the thieves at Ciel. “Be blown to smithereens!” He threw a lit stick of dynamite at him.
            (Y/N) and Sebastian picked Ciel up by the arms and skated him out of harm’s way. The dynamite exploded on the ice behind them. The thief glared at them and lit another stick, throwing it once more. Again and again, (Y/N) and Sebastian kept Ciel lifted off his feet and skated him around to avoid the explosions.
            “Stop it, boss!” cried the other two thieves, grabbing their leader. “Have you forgotten?! We’re standing on ice!”
            As if on cue, the ice cracked, and the three men and the statue of Queen Victoria plunged into the freezing waters below.
            “Sebastian!” warned Ciel, wanting the ring saved.
            Sebastian and (Y/N) let go of Ciel, and his eyes widened, but Sebastian caught his arms, smirked innocently, and spun him around. Ciel furrowed his brow, and Sebastian threw him into the air. As he flew through the air, the ice beneath Sebastian and (Y/N) cracked. The crowd gasped.
            (Y/N) moved to jump into the air, but Sebastian’s had already grabbed one hand and put the other on their waist to leapt dramatically up with them. (Y/N) grinned at the dramatics and allowed him to pulled them closer as they landed on Noah’s Ark.
            The crowd gasped in amazement as the ice sculpture supported all three people as it sailed forward through the Thames.
            “The ship sails, leaving behind people’s despairs! The ship sails, along with the world’s future, carrying the chosen hope with it!” cried Druitt as women cooed over his poetry. “Onward, to a winding, dreamlike journey, the ship sails!”
            “It’s Noah! It’s the living incarnation of Noah!” gasped the head judge. “A biblical miracle has occurred on the Thames!”
            “Yes, quite biblical, but more on the other side of things,” remarked (Y/N), smirking.
            Ciel put his hands on his hips and looked at Sebastian and (Y/N) crossly. “That was a rather rough method.”
            “Apologies. We thought it was the quickest method to ensure your safety,” said (Y/N) with an innocent smile.
            “Says the one that got to look dignified,” muttered Ciel. He huffed and looked down at the Thames. “And so the Shard of Hope will sleep at the bottom of the Thames.”
            “I suppose that is amusing in its own way,” said Sebastian. “It will curse London.”
            “If it ended like that, then it would show that was all there was to this town and country,” responded Ciel. “After all, we Phantomhives have always…fought back.” He gazed at his ring.
            “I suppose we’ll have to see how poor London fares after the curse,” said (Y/N), smirking.
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theinstagrahame · 3 months
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This is the post where I show off the stuff I've gotten in the last month-ish. And it's been another good one!
(I mean it's always a good one, I have excellent taste)
Coffee and Chaos: I'm tickled by the concept of a coffeeshop AU, and I know that this game isn't explicitly for that. But it's also not *not* for that. Comes in a like conference-style folder, with all the bits you need to play tucked into the sides, which is also a great presentation that I felt deserved a shout-out!
Far Horizons Guide to Cults: I'm friendly with some Far Horizons folks, but wanted this book because it's awesome. A book containing notes and pre-made cults that have goals and drives beyond just "Be A Cult". I am intrigued by the occult, and I hope this gives me more nuance.
Neurocity: Picked this up on vibes alone, but I'm hearing more and more rad things about the creator. It's dystopic, a little cyberpunk, and the book is dripping with style. Can't wait to dig deeper.
You're In Space and Everything's Fucked: Station and Struggler's Guides: The title alone sold me, but I like what Dinoberry Press puts out in general. This is a solo survival space horror game with a cool respawn mechanic. I also splurged on the fancy version because the covers are very cool.
Dead Belt: The pleather folio for this honestly is what sold me, but the game itself is really cool. Salvage ships by laying out cards, exploring, and managing your air and tool resources. Try not to die. I haven't really succeeded at that last part yet...
Exquisite Corpse in the Maggot's Keep: Technically, this isn't a TTRPG, but it's go so many TTRPG folks in it that it might as well be. It's a choosable path adventure written by a variety of people in (if I remember the pitch) exquisite corpse style.
Best Left Buried: Throne of Avarice and In Calamity's Wake: As we already know, I'm a SoulMuppet fan (as in, I've written for their other big series, Orbital Blues). The main book, Throne of Avarice, was written by a creator whose work I've been trying to get more of. I haven't read Best Left Buried as fully as a game, but I am really excited by the excuse to dig in.
Between Clouds: I like air islands and big monsters and found family. Partially, I grabbed this because a friend got really excited about it, and it seemed like it could be fun to run a campaign with them, but I'm also curious about the Year Zero Engine, and glad to see people using it.
Kitchen Knightmares: Grabbed this as an add-on for the You're In Space crowdfund, but I'm glad I got it because it's loosely inspired by This Discord Has Ghosts In It, and that game rules. I might be able to pitch this to my friend group, who enjoyed Discord Has Ghosts.
In a Mirror Brightly/Handbaskets: First off, plug for the RTFM podcast, because it's very good. This two-games-in-one book is created by the two hosts of that show, who are great designers and seem really lovely. But, two wildly different vibes in a single volume is a great idea.
You Meet in a Tavern, You Die in a Dungeon: I've been following the creator for this since some of my earliest days in the RPG scene, so I was happy to help make this a reality. Feels very tropey, and I mean that in the best way possible.
In Other Waters: Tidebreak: Honestly, I have barely scratched the surface of In Other Waters, the PC game this is based on. But this is a Mothership solo hack that returns to that world, and it had me curious based on that pitch alone.
Aaand because I'm a doofus who forgot to include it, here's one more book! PLUS A guest appearance from my new desk mat.
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Teeth: Been into Forged in the Dark lately, and as much as I enjoy Monster of the Week, the pitch for this seemed like it was more my speed. You're monster hunters, trying to keep the occult under wraps, while keeping secrets of your own. Plus, horror comedy!
The mat is the cover art from Friends at the Table's current season, Palisade. It's an Armor Astir campaign following up on some of the characters from their Partizan series.
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massgrav · 29 days
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9 people you'd like to get to know better
Thank you @willowbilly for the tag!
Three ships: at the moment hickeytozer is throwing a rave in my brain. hickeygibson are kissing in a corner. then jowanuldred haunts me like an old, wailing ghost. they're bathing in blood and kissing with tongue (maybe not their owns)
First ship: hard to remember... i think the first one i got involved in on a visceral level was bakura/ryou from YGO. judge me if you want
Last song: The Things Behind the Moon by Moonreich
Currently reading: Exquisite Corpse by Billy Martin (i'm a slow reader, i've started only the first pages but i'm enjoying it a lot so far <3)
Last movie: last time i went to the cinema was for Immaculate by Michael Mohan. It was really good, i definitely recommend it to anyone fond of religious horror with a twist.
Currently craving: my puppy :( and a clear brain, so i can write or draw.
Tagging: @rusted-pipe-of-wisdom @solittles @jirving @caleblandrybones @adamnagaitits @polarship @choccy-zefirka and @ anyone who wants to play (no pressure if you're tagged, of course)
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sandypuggames · 4 months
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We shipped another book!!!
Exquisite Corpse In Maggot's Keep, 500+ orders shipped in just 12 hours!!!! Sandy Pug Team is unstoppable!!!
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avid-adoxography · 11 months
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😘, 🐶, 🎤, and💞 with Greg Madsen? I am fascinated by him and want to know more about y'all? :o (CrypticCupid)
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....Anyway. @crypticcupid KING I OWE U MY LIFE, HERE'S A COUPON <;3c *you take it. it says "one free kill, never expires"*
😘: What’s your f/o’s favorite thing about YOU?
Greg stared intently at the floor, as if the words he was looking for were, somehow, written there. Then, suddenly, it hit him.
"Greg believe it's their uncanny ability to see Greg. If you've never had a partner who really truly sees you, without fear, without preconception, without insecurity, it's a rare gift. [Undefined] loves in a wholehearted way that, were it to be bottled up and sold in stores, might end all unhappiness on Earth."
🐶: If you and your f/o were to get a pet, what would it be?
We're both dog persons, so the answer is really obvious jafhsgf.
Of course, we'll adopt one (or two? who knows) from a shelter, because we both believe in the "adopt, don't shop" mentality, and well, Greg's got that previously neglected rescued pitbull rizz, so we need to live up to the vibes. We'll probably go for something big, like a Rottweiler, an Amstaff, a Boerboel, a Tosa or any mastiff mix tbh.
We also both would really love to have a seal, but we have to be content with looking at them at the zoo and yearn. For now asdfhjgkgkj
🎤: Describe your f/o’s voice
Greg speaks in a low, hoarse voice, almost wheezy at times. Lots of rolled Rs and a slight lateral lisp due to the size of his teeth and how they constantly tear through his cheeks. It rarely gets strained, but you'll notice the rough, gasping breath of undeath (listen at your own risk ahdgasjh).
And yet, his voice is so full of enthusiasm and his laughter is so deep and bubbly and contagious, you'd hardly think he's dead. Until you get a good look at him ofc, but that's another story.
💞: How do you both express affection?
Love bite squad. Greg could eat my whole face, but instead he gently munches on my shoulder like some sort of grazing beast. Unfortunately for him, however, I do the exact opposite. As in, I go full feral, drooling, teeth scraping flesh and all. I don't hurt him ofc, but it's enough to either fluster him to death or laugh his head off depending on where I decide to bite him, but either way what a bliss uwu
My main love language however is cooking, and his is eating what I make like it's the most amazing thing he's ever eaten (and it usually is, if I can toot my own horn for once). Also, lazy days together. Either doing movie/video game marathons or just laying in bed cuddling, sharing jokes or simply basking in each other's warmth.
Greg is also a big compliment guy, as in he always finds something nice to tell me, no matter what I'm doing or how I look. He's my #1 supporter and self-esteem builder basically <3c.
Oh! And he always sends me memes and things that make him think of me. And when I don’t come home instantly, he also spams me with pictures of sad animals, hoping that'll make me come back faster. It usually works, but only because I hate to see my DMs blow up like that agfsaghds
Basic ass selfship ask game
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sightofsea · 4 months
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some pieces from my art show that ended up not selling!! but they are still looking for new homes. prices, excluding shipping, go as follows:
✨ "exquisite corpse #1" - SOLD
✨ "starrunner" - $30
✨ "stab the hand that feeds you" - $60
it's first come first serve, feel free to pop into my ask box/dm me if you're interested!
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angelsdepravity · 7 months
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hello! i saw your post about wanting dark book recs, i don’t know if you’re still looking for book recs and i don’t know if these count as ‘ship’ but they do have some fucked up relationships lol. please please please do read the triggers/find them online in regards to the books though because they have some very difficult themes (both contain cannibalism and non-con for example). i also don’t know your tastes so this might not be up your alley but i do think they’re of good quality so will probably be good reads if they are. i tried to keep the synopsis brief so it doesn’t spoil anything ^^
Succulent Prey is a book about a boy who gets kidnapped and molested by a quote unquote ‘vampire’, and it leads him to develop cannibalistic and murderous tendencies. there is a ‘romance’ of sorts but it’s between a kidnapped party and the mc. Exquisite Corpse is a book about a serial killer necrophile who travels and finds a serial killer cannibal. be aware there is a slur in this book and it was written in i think 1984 so there’s subtle prejudice, be aware of that if you want to take up the book bcs i wasn’t and it took me off guard tbh.
both books are splatterpunk/extreme horror, or that’s what i was told, which isn’t really relevant but is interesting. the splatterpunk genre is quite good for gory horror so if you want more dark book recs maybe check that genre out. there’s another book called dead inside abt a necrophile working in a morgue who has a weird relationship with a midwife who is also very fucked up but i’ll be honest the plot was a little meh imo, there wasn’t that much cohesive development. it’s really graphic tho which can be a positive if that’s what your looking for. it is also very very very fucked up, i felt a little ill after reading it, but it certainly delivered on extreme feelings. sorry for the long message lol
thank you! im always looking for book recs, so no worries there! exquisite corpse has actually been on my tbr for a while now, so maybe thisll push me to read it! thank you very very much for the suggestions!
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Some of my ship/character playlists - a thread 🖤 maybe you guys will find here something you like as well 😊
(the Chainshipping playlist is in renovation, so some of the songs from it might disappear at some point, just saying)
Danbert playlist ("Re-Animator")
Hoffstrahm playlist ("Saw")
Mark Hoffman playlist ("Saw")
Chainshipping playlist ("Saw")
Shuuneki playlist ("Tokyo Ghoul")
Loustat playlist ("Interview with the Vampire"/"The Vampire Chronicles")
Armand playlist ("Interview with the Vampire"/"The Vampire Chronicles")
All POVs from "Exquisite Corpse"
Boyd x Ives playlist ("Ravenous" (1999))
Michael Myers playlist ("Halloween" franchise)
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stiles-o-dylan24 · 1 year
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|| Klaus x Rosie Gilbert || Originals Rewrite || TAGLIST || • KLAUSIE🎶 • SHIPS OF YCMC •
⫷TVD Prequel⫸
Part One || Part Two || Part Three || Part Four || Part Five || Part Six
⬽Season One⬽
Chapter 1 - Always and Forever
Chapter 2 - House of the Rising Son
Tangled Up in Blue
Girl in New Orleans
Sinners and Saints
Fruit of the Poisoned Tree
Bloodletting
The River in Reverse
Reigning Pain in New Orleans
The Casket Girls
Après Moi, Le Déluge
Dance Back from the Grave
Crescent City
Long Way Back From Hell
Le Grand Guignol
Farewell to Storyville
Moon Over Bourbon Street
The Big Uneasy
An Unblinking Death
A Closer Walk With Thee
The Battle of New Orleans
From a Cradle to a Grave
⬽Season Two⬽
Rebirth
Alive and Kicking
Every Mother’s Son
Live and Let Die
Red Door
Wheel Inside the Wheel
Chasing the Devil’s Tail
The Brothers That Care Forgot
The Map of Moments
Gonna Set Your Flag on Fire
Brotherhood of the Damned
Sanctuary
The Devil is Damned
I Love You, Goodbye
They All Asked For You
Save My Soul
Exquisite Corpse
Night Has A Thousand Eyes
When the Levee Breaks
City Beneath the Sea
Fire with Fire
Ashes to Ashes
⬽Season Three⬽
For the Next Millennium
You Hung the Moon
I’ll See You in Hell or New Orleans
A Walk on the Wild Side
The Axeman’s Letter
Beautiful Mistake
Out of the Easy
The Other Girl in New Orleans
Savior
A Ghost Along the Mississippi
Wild at Heart
Dead Angels
Heart Shaped Box
A Streetcar Named Desire
An Old Friend Calls
Along with Everybody
Behind the Black Horizon
The Devil Comes Here and Sighs
No More Heartbreaks
Where Nothing Stays Buried
Give ‘Em Hell Kid
The Bloody Crown
⬽Season Four⬽
Gather Up the Killers
No Quarter
Haunter of Ruins
Keepers of the House
I Hear You Knocking
Bag of Cobras
High Water and a Devil’s Daughter
Voodoo in My Blood
Queen Death
Phantomesque
A Spirit Here That Won’t Be Broken
Voodoo Child
The Feast of All Sinners
⬽Season Five⬽
Where You Left Your Heart
One Wrong Turn on Bourbon
Ne Me Quitte Pas
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Don’t It Just Break Your Heart
What, Will, I, Have, Left
God’s Gonna Trouble the Water
The Kindness of Strangers
We Have Not Long To Love
There in the Disappearing Light
Til the Day I Die
The Tale of Two Wolves
When the Saints Go Marching In
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suzy-queued · 1 year
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Artist Interview
Happy Boxing Day! I was tagged by @you-are-so-much-better-than-that in this artist interview.
1. Do you post on AO3? If so, how many works do you have on AO3? If not, where do you post?
I do post on AO3 as Suzy_Queue. I have two art galleries there, one for general art and one for Kinktober 2022.
2. What is your total art count?
If you count art done for other people's stories, headers for my own stories, and Gallacrafts pieces, it's around 150.
3. What are your top 5 pieces by likes/kudos?
I use this cool website to get my full Tumblr stats. According to them:
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4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
Yes! Although I'm not the fastest at it.
5. What is your current fandom, and what was the first fandom you drew for?
Currently, it's Gallavich all the way. The first fandom I remember drawing for was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, making my own comics. (they were 7th-grade-girl bad).
6. Have you ever received hate on any art?
Nope, people are very supportive, even on pieces that I know aren't that great.
7. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t drawn for yet but want to?
I can't really think of any.
8. What’s your all-time favorite ship?
The one that has lived in my brain for the longest part of my life is Han/Leia.
9. Do you draw outside of fandom?
Yeah! I was an art major in college. I've been a professional artist for 20 years and have created art for book covers, movie posters, album covers, logos. I go to figure drawing sessions at a local art school and am in a nature journaling group. I've displayed my horror art at conventions around the country.
10. What’s the an art piece you’ve drawn that came out completely differently than you expected?
This was the first piece I ever drew on a tablet with a pressure-sensitive pen. It was an experiment to learn the tools. I had no idea how it would look, and it turned out all right.
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11. Do you draw smut?
Yep! There's some smut in this gallery.
12. Have you ever had any of your art stolen or copied?
Not that I know of.
13. Have you ever collaborated on a piece?
I've created art for stories working with the author, but I've never co-drawn a piece of art. Unless you count playing Exquisite Corpse with my children.
14. What’s an idea you have that you have yet to draw?
Oh, I have a lot. The one I think about most is a picture of Ian and Mickey in a lineup at jail, looking disheveled, hung over, and completely in love.
15. What are your drawing strengths?
I like my compositions a lot, the flow of items throughout the picture. I feel like I'm good at drawing what I see in a realistic way, whether it's a photo or real life.
16. What are your drawing weaknesses?
Drawing from memory/imagination. I have to have reference photos of what I'm doing or I go off the rails. I need to develop more trust in my own style and lean into weird proportions and my own skewed vision.
17. What’s your favorite art piece you’ve drawn?
I'm quite partial to this book cover art I did. It's spray paint, pastel, and acrylic. It's about 4 feet tall.
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18. What is one thing you’d like to tell people about your art that they might not know?
Just because I've been doing it for a while doesn't mean I'm not still learning every day.
19. What inspires or motivates you to create for fandom?
I have a lot of emotional energy churning below the surface. Creating art and fics helps get it out. It's a much more positive outlet than letting it brew.
20. And finally, can you describe your process a little? Do you have a favorite place to draw? Do you play something in the background? Do you do research or just go for it? Give us a little insight.
I have a basement office where I write and draw. I bought a new table this year which I absolutely love. I do most of my creative work between 9-11 pm after the rest of my family has gone to bed. I do love music and play it a lot while I draw.
I research a ton. I spend a lot of time making photo compositions for every piece I draw, which are collages of body parts and other images.
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Thank you so much for the tag for this interview!
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hotmessteaparty · 1 year
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Get to know me!
Tagged by my dear @josephseedismyfather (I love you sm) and my pal @insanityofvaas (thank you love!!)
I'm tagging @littlemissawry @merryandrewsworld @bolshieludi23 @allthekingsmenonthehorizon @blaze13full @flawinthemachine @alexredgrave no pressure as always ❤️
Favorite color: Purple
Currently reading: haven't decided yet, but I think it's gonna me "Mimik" by Sebastian Fitzek or "Exquisite Corpse" by Poppy Z. Brite
Last song: In the room where you sleep by Dead Man's bones
Last movie: Invidious chapter 3
Last series: Fleabag 💔
Sweet, savory, spicy: definitely savory with a bit of a sweet tooth. I'm a whiney bitch, I can't eat spicy food 😂
Cravings: Honestly? Some cheese would be nice. Like one of those fancy ass cheese board thingies. Or salty butter popcorn.
Tea or Coffee: it depends. But mostly coffee except for iced tea in the summer. But I also love iced coffee sooooo
Currently working on: Boy where do I start. Narcotic of course, I can literally see me still working on that in the casket. Also for the lost souls (Vaas' background story). But I recently also fell in love with the LorEd ship from the conjuring fandom and I wrote a Oneshot about them that has yet to be posted. Also I have several other stuff for them in my head and I'll probably write all this too. They are so precious to me, you have no idea how much I love them. Idk they are literally the exact opposite to Vaason, but somehow also kinda similar in the soulmates aspect. Idk I love my horny catholic nerds
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