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inkskinned · 2 years

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i know people are good because of this: the universe often assigns me side quests. in a circular strangeness; despite my inability to locate my-own-anything, i am almost-always finding someone else's lost things. dogs, coats, phones, cash, laptops. it happens so often it's almost tiring; suddenly being looped into a tiny amount of detective work.

but when i'm with other people who are not used to this: the response is almost invariably delight. yes, maybe they are simply thrilled by the mystery. it's just... they light up so much. i think maybe more... i think they like the opportunity to do something kind.

a few weeks ago, i was at a bar and i found a wallet as soon as we stepped outside. i felt nervous to ask for help, worried i would be holding up the night. i picked it up and said go on without me, i should help this get back to its home.

instead, three people pulled out their phones - to find him on facebook, to help cancel his credit cards. two people went back into the bar to tell the bartender, two others went calling down the street. group texts, facebook posts, instagram stories. people, without even seeing what happened, start offering help to me. fifteen minutes and: someone knows someone who knows the guy. the cheer that went up - just for finding him, just for this small thing. someone gets him on the phone. strangers dance around me, hopping on their feet - are you the girl that found that wallet? good for you, that's a good thing you're doing/same thing happened to me and somebody did what you're doing and i thank god everyday for people like you/i can't believe you found him so fast this is so exciting

i gave it back to him in a parking lot. i watched his shoulders sag with relief. there was cash in it still - he checked the pocket, and then sheepishly held the money out to me. i didn't take it. i held up my hands. "it's no problem, man. i know you'd do the same for me."

i don't know him, to be honest. i don't know if he is the same kind of person i am. but he nodded at me.

and i know people are good. i know people are good, because the way this story ends isn't surprising. we wave goodbye awkwardly. my friend loops their arm around me.

"i can't believe we got it back to him," they said. "i'm going to be riding that high for weeks."

#i lost my wallet in disney world once #and really thought i had beefed it bc i was 19 and alone #and a woman got it back to me within an hour #just like . a mom #i have no idea how she got my number or info #and i do think that since then karmatically god has been like.#ur about to be the same person in someone else's life #btw i like the side quests but they never happen at a good time #once saved 2 lost dogs while on the way to the airport. i already had my 70 pound dog in the back of my car #and had to chase 2 dogs down the street to wrastle into my passenger seat #(she ended up writing me the fucking nicest thank you card and sending me WAY #W A Y too much in target bucks as a thank-you)#i went 2 go see batman the other night and legit like. had already been running late #to go see a friend #and instead was like. sorry i have to step outside and use this person's phone to see if i can find them #i once found 250 dollars in cash lol #MEANWHILE IN MY PRIVATE LIFE #I LOSE FUCKING EVERYTHING #adhd will be like #: thou art so observant that it is distracting :#: BUT not observant towards items that are not novel to you :#: die mad about it :#: so it is written. so it must be :#: no nobody saw where you put the fucking car keys :

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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Leo using his portals to give himself a high five (or, high three) after he makes a bad pun because no one else will

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #april will give him a high five for a pun ON OCCASION but she’s gotta approve of it first #Mikey rarely will give a high three for a pun mainly because he likes giving them even if the pun is painful #Donnie will give a high three if the joke is at the expense of someone Donnie’s got beef with #Raph will give high threes if he’s tricked into it before Leo can finish the pun #most of the time Leo’s on his own #anyway yeah I love the many uses of portal magic but one of the best is for completely banal things

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hellavile · 3 months

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nicki is the prime example of an older bitter woman. she need serious help fr. like to hear her on live stuttering and going on and on about megan and her deceased mother is sickening. she stooped low af fr. all over one line. megan ain’t even say that girls name and it got her yapping out her mouth like somebody grandma. and she’s only proving everyone’s point about her nasty ass husband. now if megan say sum bout her father or brother???? don’t go crying to kenneth or papa about how everyone’s against you cs you’re the queen of rap blah blah.

#and don’t get me wrong. ADORE nicki’s music. i was too a barb. but time and time again has she lessened her value #she continues to bash every woman she collabs w #she has beef with EVERY WOMAN IN THE INDUSTRY. she’s clearly the problem.#she hates seeing anyone be great or do more than her.#i hope megan say a lot more about her lil ass. talking about a mother like that would get a bitch STOMPED in my city #also her doing this dr seuss ass rhyme #LMAOOOOOOO.#giving one fish two fish #talking about her foot but didn’t you say she was lying??? so you agree??? she got shot? oh okay.#៹ ࣪𖥔 ━━━ ꒰ 𝑚𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑎’𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 .ᐟ ꒱#megan thee stallion #nicki minaj

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cry-ptidd · 5 months

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Babycard not liking/trusting men for obvious reasons and sticking to the women of Hellsing manor?

Seras is his favorite.

#hellsing #alucard #sir integra #seras victoria #laura chastel #walter c dornez #ft two random soldiers #hellsing oc #babycard au #my art #my oc #sadly for Vlad there’s like 3 women in the whole thing #Laura recognizes THAT discomfort and she’s like god fucking dammit. god dammit now I can’t be mean to him anymore #gods he makes me so sad #i want to coddle him #also he got lent some little slippers #also hc that he doesn’t like Pip #Vlad looks like he would have unreasonable amounts of beef with people #Laura: if anyone touches you inappropriately please do tell because it gives me authorization to eat them

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oneofthosenightbees · 4 days

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Some new cotl ocs based off a recent save of mine

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb oc #I REALLY DO MEAN IT WHEN I SAY CHEL HAS BEEF WITH MINI-BOSSES #everytime i come back she’s trying to fight someone or is CONSTANTLY coming up to me with ‘Can you pleaseeeee perform x ritual🥺’#I JUST DID OCEANS BOUNTY I DO NOT NEED TO DO 20 MORE RITUALS TO PROVE MY GODHOOD IM PRETTY SURE THE CULT KNOWS 😭#I appreciate the support though shout out to Chel #also i passed the title of loyalty enforcer onto Frea in that save too cause Chel was not doing jack #The most Frea did was ask me to sacrifice her when I first got her which is probably nothing #sweeps it under the rug

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jjuwuni · 3 months

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shortcut to heaven | yang jungwon x oc

pairings — yang jungwon x reader

genre — fluff, angst, college!au, fake dating trope, drama, occasional smut (minors dni please)

summary — Two strangers seemingly cross paths, everywhere they go.

Would they find their heaven among their chaotic lives?

“ That’s right, I’m talking to you, ” Jungwon, THE Yang Jungwon, with his arm, outstretched, index pointing right at me, “ Do you want to be my girlfriend? Fake girlfriend, that is, so make sure you don't end up falling for me. ” With his right dimple in full view, he smirks at me.

And that was the day my whole life turned upside down.

warnings — a SOCMED AU but with heavy narrations, fake dating trope with some twist n' turns, compared to my other stuff this one is definitely more on the cute, fluff side hehe so not much warnings in terms of content ! OT7 enha is present, as well as probably other 4th gen idols, will use nwjns minji as the faceclaim for y/n, alcohol, drunken mishaps, profanity, there might be slightly dark themes surrounding family and love, no mnc i assure you, making out, smut etc. will happen so minors 👀 watching you !

[ preview (w/ character list) here ! ]

A/N: this is the first part of the STH series!! hope you like it!! it's quite a jam-packed chapter ^^ do let me know what you think and let me know if you want to be added into the taglist as well.

taglist: @jwnghyuns

MEET THE POWER RANGERS & THEIR SHENANIGANS

WON GETS SULKY AND TAKES TO TWITTER 😆

NARRATION — YJW'S POV

Jungwon fixes his hair in place under his beanie that morning, spraying a good amount of his Dior Sauvage perfume and heading down a long flight of stairs toward the foyer of their estate. Yes, estate.

Some would describe his life as being born with a silver spoon. Or in the Yang’s case, a diamond-encrusted spoon. His life was everything but normal, with their family being one of the most well-known families belonging to the 1% of society.

The best part? He was bound to inherit this all.

Him, Sunghoon, Niki and Heeseung have been friends for as long as they all can remember. Though varying in ages, the four of them have hit it off since they were all in diapers, with their parents being friends since their childhood days as well.

To put it simply, the three other guys’ families were also a part of the same bracket of society.

Some would also describe Jungwon as having everything in life.

But one thing was missing.

The one thing that he’s been working hard for the most.

Han Sooyoung. Jungwon has had a crush on her since they were classmates back in high school. She was everything he could ever, ever want. If he were to be the king of the world, he would want no one else but her to be his queen.

Here’s the catch though, she doesn’t want him.

Or at least, that’s what she says every time. But deep down, Jungwon knew that she was only trying to play hard-to-get, and who was he to deny her of that? If it meant that he would get her in the end, Jungwon was willing to move mountains for her.

WELCOME TO JINAE'S LIFE !

NARRATION — READER'S POV

Jinae was fucked, to say the least. After coming back to her dorm at 4am, she didn't realize that she passed out on her bed out of pure exhaustion. As much as she didn’t want to work nights, she knew she needed the extra money for her daily expenses.

Ever since she set foot into her university journey, she told her parents not to worry about her anymore. She no longer wanted to be a burden to her family. After all, her family was chest-deep in expenses and debts.

Which is why she resorted to becoming a working student - juggling two jobs along with her academics. Hard as it was, Jinae thought this would be for the better.

This is why she studies hard and works hard. She desires to one day give back to her parents, after all the sacrifices they've made for her and her older brother, working tirelessly for them to be able to put food on their plates and a roof over their heads.

Luckily, she made it in time, just in time, as the second group just finished their presentation.

When Jinae entered through the back door of the classroom, all she heard were resounding cheers and woooo’s! all around. Sitting next to her best friend Sunoo in the back row, she couldn’t help but scowl.

YANG JUNGWON was front and center, with a rather cheeky smile on his face, as if taking in all the cheers from their classmates and relishing in the moment. Of course, he would get that kind of reception from their peers. He was well-loved, no, scratch that, worshipped - no matter where he went and no matter what he did.

But to someone like Jinae, it was all so superficial. Everyone is just being nice to the guy with the money, the guy with the clout, the nepo baby. Even though she was certain that he didn’t know nor even had the slightest inkling of her existence, Jinae abhorred people like him.

Because people like him come from families who take advantage of people like her parents.

She’s seen it all firsthand.

She watched as affluent families demolished their houses and told them to move out, she’s seen her dad beg on his knees, wishing they wouldn’t take their house away just so they could build big buildings around the city as a display of wealth.

And so, no one could blame her for harboring such feelings around people like Jungwon.

Not that she would say it out loud though, because this university is his. He and his friends had everyone wrapped around their fingers. Even their professor, who can currently be seen smiling and clapping for Jungwon’s group.

"Yo, good luck out there." Remember when she just said that Jungwon probably didn't know who she was? Well, maybe she was wrong on that end because she heard him say that next to her ear as they passed each other on the way to the front of the class, coupled with a little tap on the shoulder and the smile he had on earlier still in place.

Jinae could only sneer, it sounded so condescending coming from him.

EYES EMOJI @ THIS TBH

WELCOME TO THE RANGERS HIDEOUT ! (a visualizer)

NARRATION — YJW'S POV

Going down from his Audi R8 silver vehicle, Jungwon makes his way toward the back area of the Yang estate. A couple of years ago, this part of the estate was pretty much a forest. But the four friends decided that as they were getting older, they needed their own mancave-slash-hang-out place.

A place where they could all just meet up after their long days, talk, drink, and hang out.

The entrance to the hideout looked unassuming, you wouldn’t think that there was anything there, just a mound of soil and grass and a cave opening, but as you head down a flight of concrete stairs and walk up to the steel door to open it, you’re greeted by a different world.

The four of them built this idea from scratch. And no one knows about the passcode to the cave except the four of them (and the people who are tasked to clean it every so often, of course).

As Jungwon enters the rangers hideout, (yes, it’s what they call it, as the four of them were OBSESSED with power rangers growing up), he spots Ni-ki playing pool in one corner, with a sullen Heeseung standing at the other end - clearly giving us an indication on who was winning.

Sunghoon, on the other hand, was set up in the bar area, laptop and books open, with a glass of scotch in his hand.

Jungwon decides to join Sunghoon by the bar, grinning at him whilst sitting down on the bar stool next to his, “Are you seriously doing homework? Hyung come on, will you live a little?”

The older only chuckles in response. With that, Jungwon doesn’t pry, he knows the kind of immense pressure Sunghoon is in. His dad and his family were part of a long line of lawyers and prosecutors, and if he were to aim for Harvard Law School, he needed a flawless transcript.

“Yo, Jungwon hyung, how'd it go with Sooyoung this morning?” The younger Ni-ki asks, making his way over to the duo by the bar.

The older between the two had to stop himself from cringing, “Eh, you know. The usual.” Rubbing his nape, he could only shrug his shoulders. “I brought her tulips. Have them flown in from Europe. She took them, said thank you, kissed me on the cheek then left me to go to class.”

Ni-ki inhaled through his teeth, it was tough seeing his best friend like this. “Bro, seriously, I know we make fun of you a lot but are you ever planning to give up? Clearly, Sooyoung doesn’t like you like that. And you know what? It’s so sad to see THE Yang Jungwon getting rejected over and over.”

It wasn’t like he wasn’t aware of that, Jungwon knew he looked like a fool at this point after relentlessly pursuing her for years. But he couldn’t help it. “The heart wants what it wants, Niks.”

“Oh puhlease, save the cringe sayings for someone else, hyung.” The younger replies, his face clearly showing a look of disgust. “I admire your persistence. That's all I have to say.”

The other two older guys watched on, donning sad smiles, knowing that they both couldn’t talk Jungwon out of it either. The three of them know him well enough to say that once he sets his mind to something, he tunnel visions.

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junesprince · 4 months

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just take this

#persona 5 tactica spoilers #persona 5 tactica #p5t #toshiro kasukabe #im not gonna tag all of tjem im lazy #BUT #eri natsuhara #eritoshi #because we must fill their tags more #i feel like marie and eri would have insane beef #not marie and erina i mean like irl they would HATEEEE EACH OTHER #eri could treat him way better anyway #i hate marie and she made me kinda uncomfy but shes a very good antagonist!#got literal chills when it was revealed that marie and toshiro are in an arranged engagement #idk im just throwing random thojghts out cuz tumblr is the only place i can go to talk spoiler stuff #i mighf post more detailed observations later #goodnight

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shorthaltsjester · 9 months

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critical role is just. moving improvisational storytelling between a found family of incredible performers that rattles my brain and has reminded me of the good in the world on bad days. also watch laura bailey nearly start crying because she gives herself such intense psychic damage by laughing at an innuendo about beef as matt mercer laughs at her. these are equally essential parts of the show.

#my deepest respects to the ppl who think her and matt are just laughing about laudna and imogen’s refusal to talk about their kiss #but. you are incorrect. travis said the word beef laura paused and then used every ounce of power she had to not break down #and matt got caught in the cross fire #critical role #cr3 #matt mercer #laura bailey #cr cast #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #kind of? of like. the most predictable degree #my posts

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cursedvibes · 3 months

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Most genius and also successful plan in the entire series. Angel should get more recognition for being the reason (together with Takaba) that the protagonists managed to get rid of the main villain.

#I wish we got more of her thought process going into this #like did she actually predict the two would hit it off so well or did she just pick Takaba because he can create illusions?#could also give insight into her and Kenjaku's relationship #we know there is more to it because for some reason Angel is fine with Kenjaku possessing people only the merger is going too far #but Gege has turned her into a plot device so it's very unlikely we get anything for her except a backstory on her beef with Sukuna #and even that might only be very minor #jujutsu kaisen #jjk angel

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l3irdl3rain · 8 months

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Hi leirdle rain! What do you say to people who think it’s strange or sad to adopt elderly cats? Whenever I suggest it to people who want low-energy cats they look at me like I’m crazy.

I don't blame people at all who don't want senior cats. There are so many reasons someone might not want a senior cat, and the grief of losing them so soon is extremely valid. There are lots of younger, low energy cats in the world that need homes. (That being said you should definitely avoid kittens and look for young adults, otherwise you're setting yourself up for failure.) So while I think it's something most people should at least consider, I also don't blame people who don't want to adopt seniors.

In terms of people telling me what I'm doing is sad / weird, it honestly doesn't bother me if people feel that way. The people who truly know me have seen how happy this makes me. And even if they don't entirely "get it" they understand it makes me happy and they admire what I'm doing for these cats. If they really have a problem with the kind of cats I adopt for myself they're not worth my time.

(I ended up going off on a tangent that is only loosely related so I'm gonna add a read more to this!)

The biggest issue I have is with people judging me for decisions regarding euthanasia / quality of life. It's almost always "oh that cat needs to be euthanized", but I've also received the occasional "it's too soon to euthanize that cat". I'm not going to say these comments don't bother me, because frankly they're rude, but also they don't really get to me. I am the only person who lives with these cats so I am the only one who sees how they are living on a day to day basis. Plus I've been doing this for several years now. I trust myself to make the right decision. And I know if I falter and I allow one of my animals to suffer I have a wonderful veterinarian who is going to let me know I'm being unfair to my pet.

#anyone remember that chick from my part time job that has beef with Duncan?#idk if i ever told you guys but i reported her to HR for talking too much #i didnt mention what a nasty bitch she was bc i didnt want to get her fired as much as i hate her #but she got a warning and she doesn't talk to me anymore #ask

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