Sugar, We’re Going Down
This whole Batman not eating pussy sh*t has been some of the best meme fodder I’ve seen in some time. I mean, of course Batman eats pussy. You see the type of women he pulls? Selina Kyle. Talia al Ghul. Silver St. Cloud. Vicki Vale. F*cking Diana Prince in some continuities. Outside of CatBat, WonderBat is the most popular pairing among the fandom. Dude likes strong, opinionated, aggressive, females who know exactly what they want, how they want it, when they want it, and they’ll f*cking tell you about. I can guarantee all of these women are down for Bruce going down on them and i can double-guarantee if he doesn’t, they ain’t sticking around. Batman eats the pussy with skill and aplomb. He has to. The women he likes will demand it and a motherf*cker can’t possibly be selfish in the sack if all these chicks keep coming back for more. That sh*t just don’t make sense.
On a related note, Zack Snyder paid for a commission of Batman going down on Catwoman and posted it on his Twatter because of course he did. This f*cking guy.
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Sugar, We’re Going Down
This whole Batman not eating pussy sh*t has been some of the best meme fodder I’ve seen in some time. I mean, of course Batman eats pussy. You see the type of women he pulls? Selina Kyle. Talia al Ghul. Silver St. Cloud. Vicki Vale. F*cking Diana Prince in some continuities. Outside of CatBat, WonderBat is the most popular pairing among the fandom. Dude likes strong, opinionated, aggressive, females who know exactly what they want, how they want it, when they want it, and they’ll f*cking tell you about. I can guarantee all of these women are down for Bruce going down on them and i can double-guarantee if he doesn’t, they ain’t sticking around. Batman eats the pussy with skill and aplomb. He has to. The women he likes will demand it and a motherf*cker can’t possibly be selfish in the sack if all these chicks keep coming back for more. That sh*t just don’t make sense.
On a related note, Zack Snyder paid for a commission of Batman going down on Catwoman and posted it on his Twatter because of course he did. This f*cking guy.
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AC #761 & Batman #39...
As a Clois fan, if somebody would've told me that we'd be discussing Immortal Beloved loooong after it was out (for different reasons, obviously), I'd be like "Nah...what do you mean?" But here we are.
Let's see: They get transported to another dimension/realm/planet, etc...(Action Comics #761 -left-, and Batman #39 -right-)
They fight together against demons, monsters, whatever...
Now...this is really important: BOTH, WIFE AND FIANCÉE ARE ALIVE ON EARTH. Doesn't matter if both guys are on Asgard, or another dimension. THEIR LOVERS ARE ALIVE!! Repeat after me: ALIVE!! Time doesn't work the same on Earth as it does in Asgard, or between dimensions. You can see that both comics even take the time to show Lois/Selina’s life on earth, at the same time Clark/Bruce is with WW...
Then there's this:
And finally, this (one mini-arc ends...the other...I guess #BatCat fans will have to wait -but this Clois fan thinks nothing happens. I have faith-):
Don't give me that sh!t that Clark was dumb because he didn't take the chance to fuck Diana, that he was free because Lois was DEAD. If you're a Superman/Wonder Woman fan that WANTED THEM TOGETHER NO MATTER WHO or WHAT, don't make up those excuses to try to support your ship. It makes the female character you're supposed to "love", look bad.
Most importantly don’t act like you’re offended by what you’re seeing in Batman #39, when you had no problem with other comics that did the same thing pre and post crisis (with Supes and Wondy). Actually, I recall some of you posting, liking imgs from those issues, and using them out of context for your benefit...
SMWW fan...where was your love for Wonder Woman then? Or any potential complaint is gone...because she was with Superman and nothing else matters? Because guess what? These kind of stories in the comics have been going for quite some time, but you seem to celebrate them.
Why victimizing your fandom and blame others if you've seen this happening before? Why only after Batman #39 came out, you dared to speak and be "outraged" on Diana's behalf? Is it because now Bruce is in Clark's place and that doesn't suit your pairing? Where is Steve Trevor? What about Selina, no empathy for her? Why according to you, is Clark stupid if he remains faithful to his wife -who is alive-? all this reeks of hypocrisy and double standards, don't you think?
Nothing bad to say about the true fans of WW, who have been quite vocal in their support of the wonder-verse and what they want to see with the WW cast (*hint*character development*hint*). Even some will tell you that they rather have a more structured and well developed universe for Diana and her cast, than see her being passed along her JL coleagues as a love interest. SHE DESERVES MORE.
Don’t drag Clois and its fans into this, and STOP blaming #BatCat and #WonderBat fans (I bet it was surprising for them as well and I bet they want their pairing with both Bruce and WW being SINGLE), when we all know that WW will go away, and the real mess (if there is one) will be staying with Bruce and Selina, they'll be the ones dealing with it. (BatCat fans: at least after all this drama, queen Selina will be safe. Us #Clois fans had to endure things BEFORE Clark could talk with Lois about what happened with Diana in Asgard: like Clark being poisoned with GreenK, Parasite kidnapping Lois AND impersonating her -needless to say, parasite as Lois was a bitch to Clark, and we only got some sort of "closure" from that story in AC #761 until it was fully addressed by Diana in WW #170-)
Long story short: the positive thing I saw from AC is that Lois helped all the workers of the Daily Planet to keep their jobs, and Selina is still herself in Batman #39 (she had a cool action sequence btw). As I said before, I doubt something will happen, but it makes me wonder...which relationship will be showcased this way next? which female character will be in Lois and Selina's place now? But the most important thing...WHY? Heck, I don't like Wonder Woman, but this kind of stories written THIS WAY didn't do any good to any of the characters.
THEY. DESERVE. BETTER.
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