Mini Fanfic #1058: Trouble in Love Paradise (SSBU X Sonic)
10:23 a.m. at the Smash Mansion's Outside Patio.......
Almost every kid in the Smash Family stares in awe at a girl dressed in black hovering down towards the them inside a red electric forcefield. As she gently lands her feet to the ground, the girl in question begins to turn off the forcefield around her and brush the dust off her dress before shyly turning her attention to everyone.
????: G-Greetings, everyone. Please excuse the overly climactic entrance. My father insisted I should do so to try and impress all of you, but that's neither here or there-(Smiles a Little) My name is Sgae Ivo Robotnik. The daughter of the infamous Doctor Eggman Robotnik and an A.I of sorts....
Toon: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise Along With Everyone Else) Eggman's a dad now?
Ashley: Not surprising considering some of the villains are dads themselves. (Sees Sephiroth Coddling With Pichu, Who is Happily Sitting on his Pounch, as He's Walking By) In more ways than one....
Sage: (Happily Nodded) It's true. Despite his numerous....upon numerous of atrocities he has caused in the past, among with his evergrowing passion of taking over the world, he still takes the time out of each of his days to raise me as his own and I will forever be truly grateful for his efforts.
Kids: Awwwwwwwww~
'Ahem'
Everyone turns to see the culprit of the throat clearing, Penny Crygor, as they give her sudden attention.
Penny: Hey, uh....I know this is a really sweet moment we're sharing here and I am so so sorry for ruining it right now, but....(Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) You're an A.I.!? (Eyes Starts Sparkling as Well) ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!?
Sage: That's right. My father created me to be one of the most highly advanced A.I. that ever was. (Smiles Sheepishly) Unfortunately, most of my abilities have been limited altered immensely since my reawakening....(Smiles Brightly) But I still have access to a few things!~ Like flying in mid air, creating surge of electricity in the palm of my hands. Ooh! And I can also create multiple small, advanced cubes at will. Like so~ (Creates a Small Cube With Red Glowing Lines Around It)
Penny: (Smiles Widely as She Leans Closer to Sage and Whispers) Hello, new best friend~
Ashley: What?
Penny: NOTHING! I-I didn't say anything other than....(Turns to Ashley With a Bright, Awkwardly Smile) I love you~
Ashley: (Stares at Penny For a Few Seconds Before Sighing and Rolling her Eyes) Love you too, Penny, you weirdo.
Ness: (Smiles Brightly at the New Girl) Anyways, it's nice to meet you, Sage. (Proudly Points at Himself) My name is Ness: a PSI User in training. (Wraps an Arm Around Lucas Beside Him) And this is my best bud, Lucas.
Lucas: (Smiles Sheepishly) Another PSI User in training.
Toon: (Smirks With his Hands on his Hips) The name's Toon Link. The 4th or 5th Hero of Time and the most superior of all the Links.
Link: (Pops His Head Out From the Patio Door) Hyah?
Toon: (Eyes Widened Once He Immediately Recognizes that Voice) Uhh d-did I say Links? What I meant t that I was the superior of all the ink collections! (Chuckles Awkwardly) Which are all hidden away in my home and....stuff.....
Link points two fingers towards his eyes and then to Toon Link before glaring at him and slowly going back inside the mansion.
Popo: Popo.
Nana: Nana
Ice Climbers: Together we form the Ice Climbers.
Hat Kid: Hat Kid!~
Ashley: My name's Ashley, I'm a witch in training. (Hugs Lucas Lovingly) As well as Lucas' girlfriend.
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Ashley Back)
Penny: (Smiles Brightly) And I'm Penny Crygor!~ The smartest girl genius Diamond City has to offer.
Ashley: And a purest definition of a nerd.
Penny: (Quickly Pouts at Ashley) Hey, I am NOT a nerd, Ashley! (Pushes up her Hair in a Classy Fashion) I classified myself as an adorable geek thank you ever much.
Ashley: (Rolls her Eyes Again) Whatever.
Kirby: (Happily Runs By to Hugs Sage) Poyo poyo!~
Sage: (Gasps Loudly Before Turning to the Gang With Sparkling Eyes) Who is this pink specimen of cuteness?~
Ness: That, our new friend, is Kirby, the Hero of all Dreamland.
Toon: And possibly the most adorable pink puffball in the universe.
Jiggypuff gasps before angryily crossing her arms and walking away in the distance.
Sage: (Gently Picks Kirby up With a Soft Smile on her Face) Hello, Kirby. My name is Sage Robotnik and I hope we could get along with one another from here on out.
Kirby happily rubs his cheeks against Sage's, causing her to get ticklish.
Ness: (Chuckles Lightly) Well, whaddya know? Few seconds in and the little guy adores you already.
Sage: (Gasps Again Before Turning Back to Kirby) Is that really true, Kirby?
Kirby: (Happily Nodded) Po-yo.
Sage: (Heart Begins to Melt Before Floating Up in the Midair and Twirling Her and Kirby as She Blurts Out...) I ADORE YOU TOOOOOO!~
Kids: (Giggles Softly at the Adorable Exchange)
'Door Opens'
Bowser Jr: Alright, what are you dorks doing out here-
Junior's eyes suddenly begins to widen at awe at the floating girl twirling Kirby around. Her black dress, looks, and smile were plenty enough for youngest koopa to fall over head over heels for her.
Junior: ('Suddenlyyyyyyy~ Life has a new meaning to meeeeee!~ There's beauty up aboveeee~ And things we've never take notice of~ You wake up and suddenly.....you're in loveeeeeee-)
????: Hello~
Junior immediately snaps back to reality once he sees Sage and Kirby happily staring at him face to face.
Sage: What's your nam-
Junior: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Quickly Went Back Inside the Mansion)
'Door Close'
Sage: (Very Confused on What Just Happened) Nice....to meet you? Whoever you are?
Ness: ('Sigh') That there was Junior: the youngest son of King Bowser. He.....normally doesn't act like this, in case you're wondering.
Sage: I see. (Frowns Worryingly) I hope i didn't frighten him top badly.....
Penny: (Gives Sage a Reassuring Smile) Nah, I wouldn't worry too much about him. I'm sure he'll get over what's wrong with him In an instant.
Meanwhile in the Dining Hall....
Eggman: (Shivers a Bit)
Mario: Is something the matter, Doctor?
Eggman: Oh, it's nothing too serious of the sort. Just having a sudden urge to interrogate and beat up some snot nose punk for some reason.....(Looks Up at Mario and Peach in Front of Him) Are you two certain that our kids will get along with one another?
Peach: (Smiles Reassuringly) We're positive. They may not look it, but our babies can be really sweet to one another. Our niece will find right in. (Tears Starts Coming up in her Eyes Along With Mario) ('Sniff') Our sweet little niece.....
Shadow: Mother, father, is....everything okay?
Mario: (Wipes the Tears Away) Yeah, yeah. ('Sniff') We're okay, son. We're just....('Sniff') You know?
Peach: Accepting the fact that your father and I are now....('Sniff' ) N-N-Now......
Peach/Mario: (Hugs One Another to Dear Life as They Burst Out Crying) AUNTIE AND UNCLEEE!~
Eggman: (Watches the Couple Crying in Each Other's Arm in Front of Him) Yeesh. (Turns to Shadow) Are they always like that?
Shadow: On occasions. They've been like this the moment I've first told them about Sage.
Eggman: (Smiles a Bit) Hm. Well, I'm glad they're taking a liking to her. Your folks are good people, Shadow.
Shadow: (Simply Nodded) Thank you.
Junior: (Frantically Runs Right by the Group's Table) I'LL NEVER GET OVER ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Eggman and Shadow watches Junior runs off with a confused looks on both of their faces before turning back to one another.
Eggman: What's his problem?
Shadow: I have no idea.
Meanwhile in the Living Room.............
Roy: (Chuckles While Laying on the Sofa, on the Phone With Someone) And so I told the chick " Hey, at least take me dinner first if ya-
Junior: (Runs Up to the Sofa and Screams Out....) ROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Roy: (Winces in Pain of his Eardums at the Suddenly Yelling) My fucking ears....
Junior: ROY! I NEED YOUR HELP! PLEASE!
Roy: (Groans in Annoyance Before Going Back to his Phone for a Second) Sorry about that, Chuck. Gonna have to call you back, my little brother wants something.......Yeah, the one with the bandana around his face.....alright. (Ends the Call Before Turning to Junior) Whaddya want, twerp?
Junior: I need your help teaching me how to talk girls!
Roy: (Forms a Sly Smirk on his Face) Ahh~ So you got yourself a little crush there, little man? Give me the details?
Junior: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth)Well, I.....Haven't really gotten the chance to know her name... On the account of me running away when she started talking to me.
Roy: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Dude, why would you do some lame crap like that? You know better.
Junior: I PANICKED, OKAY!? But anyways, she's really pretty though! She has white hair, black dress, and a smile everyone loves. And I can't get her out my mind!
Roy: Say no more, Junior. Cause from here on out....(Points at Himself With a Smirk on his Face) You're big brother Roy is here help you get your lady.
Junior: Really? Yay!~
Roy: Rule #1: Never scream out yay. It makes you look like a wimp.
Junior: Oh, right. Um...(Clears Throat Before Acting Nonchalant) Cool.
Roy: Now that's better.
Junior: (Hears Two People Laughing With One Another in the Distance) Hey, Roy.....(Points at Ludwig Walking with a Girl With Pink, Short Hair) Who's that pink haired girl Luddy's talking to?
Roy: (Groans While Rolling his Eyes) It's that Kuma chick I told you about. You know, the one who slammed my whole body down a checker board table at the park? Well, apparently, her and the nerd simp have a thing for one another and have been buddy-buddy ever since.
Junior: Wooow.....I should've gone to him for advice instead.
Roy: Yeah? Well, too bad, your decision has already been made. Now, let's get down to business.
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