The Same Page

In the universe of Mermaid Splash

Summary: When your book falls into the sea, you come face to face with the fascinating merman who retrieves it.

Pairing: Satan x GN Reader/MC

Genre: Fluff.

Warnings: None.

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Author's Note: While this work makes a few references to Mermaid Splash, you don't have to have read that one to understand it.

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It felt so rude to stare, but Satan had never seen anyone’s attention so rapt before. Then again, it wasn't as if Satan had even met other merpeople who were avid readers, other than a few of his brothers.

It was nice to observe a human taking advantage of the privilege of reading.

Satan envied humans for their access to books, he could only get the ones claimed by the waves in shipwrecks. What he wouldn’t give to be able to visit a library, just once, like the ones he’d read about.

Many of the humans he had encountered were foolish sailors who placed more value on riches rather than knowledge. So when they succumbed to the song of Satan and his brothers, he didn't care one bit if their lives were lost to the unforgiving depths.

But you seemed different.

You stretched and crossed one leg over the other on the rail of the ship where you had perched yourself as you read, completely oblivious to the revelry on deck.

He was fascinated with the line of your muscles, the way they were able to keep you rooted in such a precarious location despite gravity, wind, and the bobbing of the ship fighting against you. It looked like it could be a comfortable position for reading, but Satan really couldn't say himself. His lower half was different from yours and he didn't have the same capabilities. Not to mention he was rarely, if ever, totally out of the water.

You turned on your side, facing the water, your legs still crossed at the ankle, the shape not unlike a merperson's tail. You gave a blissful sigh as you turned another page, leaning lazily on one arm.

Beautiful.

He could watch you read for hours. There was something so lovely in the way your gaze skimmed the page, the little expressions you made when you read something you liked. He saw you mouth a word you seemed to be unfamiliar with a few times until it felt comfortable on your lips, giving a satisfied smile as you pronounced it once more and then moved on to the next sentence.

Satan’s heart clenched. He did that too (or he used to, he’d already read the books in his collection several times through). It was comforting to know that humans and merpeople weren't all that different, even in little quirks like that. And maybe that meant he had a chance for happiness with his partner.

Asmo deserved that, at least, for all he had gone through.

A breeze picked up and the ship bobbed against the building current. You reached down to brace yourself against the rail, but in doing so you lost hold of your book and it plummeted into the sea.

“No, no, no!” You cried, hopping back onto deck.

“Lost another book over the side?” Someone called after you.

“Not this time!” Your voice faded away as you ran down into the ship.

You couldn't bear to lose another book, this was the seventh one yet and you didn't have the money to replace it. The story was really getting good, too. If you ran fast enough, maybe you could catch it before it sank under the waves.

You threw open the large porthole on the lower deck around where your book had dropped. The book had already begun to drift away but thankfully it still floated on the surface of the water.

Silently cursing yourself for not thinking to grab a net on your way there, you rolled up your sleeves and reached out to try to grab it.

It was too far away.

You looked around the room for something you could use to retrieve it, but there was nothing but tangles of old rope and empty wooden crates.

Now there was an idea…

You dragged a crate up to the wall under the porthole and stepped up onto it. You pushed your shoulders out of the porthole and stretched as far as you could, the green sea churning just a few feet below you, with only one hand as your anchor to the ship. You probably should have made use of the rope, but you had no time for regret.

“Almost…” You could feel your fingers slipping against the edge of the windowsill, but you needed to retrieve your book. Now.

You stretched as far as you could but the book was still too far away. Your fingertips didn't even brush the cover.

Ripples lapped at the pages, and it almost felt as if the sea was taunting you for your loss, keeping the book just out of your reach.

And in one fell swoop it was swallowed by a wave.

“No!” You sagged against the porthole, disappointed and near tears. Your poor book was lost to the sea.

“You should be more careful,” said a gentle voice.

“I know!” You sniffed, burying your face in your folded arms that leaned over the windowsill. “I just couldn't help it. The breeze felt so nice tonight, and sunset is the perfect time for reading.” The crew would never let you live this one down. Mephisto had already lectured you about making “frivolous” purchases, now he had a reason to tear into you about carelessness.

“You’re lucky I was here,” They pressed the book into your hands, prompting you to look up from your wallowing.

You blinked a few times to clear your vision, “Thank y–” It took you a moment to register what you were seeing.

A handsome man, wearing nothing but a single string of pearls, with golden hair and eyes the color of the ocean, floated in the water next to the ship, his emerald green tail swishing behind him.

You screamed.

Of course Satan had to come to your rescue. It was only right as a fellow bibliophile, although now he was starting to regret that decision.

“Please stop,” He tucked his tail underneath himself and treaded water.

You clutched the sopping wet book in your hands, dripping seawater onto the deck as you began loudly rambling something about not getting enough sleep or reading too many fairytales.

Satan needed to calm you before someone else came to find out what was going on. It would do him no good to have the entire ship, likely stocked with tools meant to catch and maim sea creatures, to be up in arms. How embarrassing would it be for a Prince of the Sea to be killed over a book?

“You know, that book of yours is salvageable.” He said, hoping to distract you from your panicking.

You hugged the book against your chest, “It- it is?” You stammered.

“Stand it on its end and fan out the pages and leave it by an open window, don’t touch it until you’re sure it’s dry. It might take a few days.”

You looked from him to the book and then back to him, “How do you know that?”

He gave a patronizing smile. “I take it you're finished?”

You inhaled a deep, shaking breath. Your eyes were still wide in shock, but at least you weren't screaming anymore.

You nodded, your cheeks growing warm. “I’m sorry. I just. I’ve never seen a merperson before. I didn't even think they were real.”

“Oh, I can assure you, we’re very real.” He snapped his tail up behind him.

You gasped. What a cute reaction.

“Um…” You said, trying to regain your composure, “Thank you for saving my book.”

You cradled it in your arms as if it was your most prized possession, and Satan thought he would melt into seafoam on the spot.

“Yes, well,” He looked away, blush blooming on his cheeks. You were even more lovely up close. “I might have kept it for myself if I didn’t already have the same book in my collection.”

“You collect– do you keep them under the sea?” You asked, cocking your head adorably.

“Of course not,” he chuckled, “I keep them in a cave, safe from the elements.”

“Oh, naturally,” you quipped, a playful twinkle in your eye.

So you weren't just pretty to look at, but clever too. He liked that. Really liked that.

“How else would I know the proper way to dry and preserve books? Waterlogged paper doesn’t make for good reading.” He said.

“No it doesn’t…” You looked down sheepishly at the damp leather and soaked pages.

“But if you heed my advice you won’t have that issue. Just don’t leave it too close to the open window.” He teased.

“I won’t, I promise.”

You seemed to study him with such probing, bright eyes. As if trying to figure out exactly how he worked, which Satan realized with a pang was exactly how he had watched you earlier. The thought made him feel almost giddy, it was as if the two of you were on the same page.

Satan swam up a little closer to you, languidly sweeping his tail out behind him so you could get a good look at his fins, his scales glittering in the low light of sunset. “So, which one were you reading?” He asked.

“Huh?” You blinked, distracted by his physique.

“Which story?” The book you had almost lost was a volume of Greek myths, one Satan had read so many times he nearly had it memorized. It seemed you had good taste in literature as well.

“Oh, I was reading the story of Orpheus and Eurydice,” you grinned. “Orpheus was just about to begin his journey out of the underworld when I dropped my book. Thanks to you, I get to read how it ends.” You appeared to be very excited.

“I see…” Satan frowned.

“What is it? Do you not like that story?”

You seemed to want his approval. Did that mean you sensed a connection the way he did? Satan could only hope.

“No, on the contrary, I love it, it’s one of my favorites. It’s just…” His expression was cryptic, “I’d recommend reading Eros and Psyche next.” Satan turned to leave, he could hear your fellow crew members calling for you up on deck.

“Why that one next?” You wanted him to stay, to prolong the time so you could learn more about this handsome merman you'd been fortunate enough to cross paths with. If only Mephisto hadn't chosen that moment to start bellowing.

“Just trust me.” He flashed a smile that almost made you swoon, “Next time you’ll have to tell me what you think.”

“Next time?” Your heart was practically beating out of your chest. “Does that mean I’ll see you again?”

“Perhaps…” He gave a wink over his shoulder before diving into the sea, his beautiful tail flicking up over the water before disappearing beneath the waves.

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Cross-posted on AO3

Do you read WIPs yourself? Do you have any favourites that you have enjoyed/are looking forward to/would recommend?

Active WIPs I Like: 

The Golden Rose (x) - Absolutely amazing game as I’m sure everyone knows. I’m terrible and have no idea who I’m going to end up with as my RO. Hearts will be broken, that I’m certain of. I get guilt tripped everytime by my friends by posting the scene where Hadrian’s crying after you turn him down as punishment.

West of Autumn Boulevard (x) - Love the creepy vibes of this game! The ending really got me on the edge of my seat. Really scratched my horror itch in COG form. All you Alexmancers are on my shitlist 👀 because I’m sure that man is up to no good. 

God of the Red Mountain (x) - Beautifully written game and has so much customization and branching it takes my breath away. Another game where I honestly have no clue who I’m gonna end up with. Thinkin Kaski but uhhh it’s a toss up ngl….

To The Whistling Winds (x) - I don’t talk about it on my writing blog but I’m an awful awful theme park nerd and this WIP was basically homebrewed for me. Theme parks and weird fae stuff? Shout out to Bubs for making my dream WIP. 

Supernatural in New York (x) - I love urban fantasy so much??? And SiNY is basically a classic wip, at this point, I’ve been following it for so long. The world is just so big? I really am looking forward to seeing where it goes. 

Nevermoore (x)- Imagine, you’re in an episode of the Twilight Zone. Literally trapped in a town with a bunch of people displaced across time. No one can die and no one can get out. Sounds pretty interesting right?? Right. Now go read this game. 

Porthencrawl Witness (x) - Another weird town. But this time you’re in on the weirdness or you were rather. Things are weirder now and you have to figure out why. Time travel - pocket dimension shenanigans ensue.

Inactive(?) WIPs I Like:

note: if ur active i apologize. ily. 

Mortal Hero (x) - Really not a surprise that I love a game that features mythology heavily. Any game that lets me romance Mercury is a good game to me. 

Model Citizens (x) - Raf….. my heart bleeds for you. This is an oldie but a goodie. Also a Superhero game where you basically play as Louis Lane-esque MC with a tragic supervillian EX. 

Reports from Philomenia (x) - There is not enough good sci-fi games??? Like honest to god aliens from outer space sci-fi but here it is. 

Abysm’s Veil  (x)  - Basically you are a VENGEFUL MERMAID SPIRIT or maybe not? Play and see what happens :) Lovely game and is my go to sleeper recommendation.  

Son of Satan: The Mortal Coil  (x) - Loved this game! The world is just amazing and the writing is top notch. Gives me Good Omen Vibes though, a tad more serious I’d argue. 

Guinevere   (x) -  People really ought to play this tbh. There’s like two full books out. If you’re bored and want to spend the night playing some Arthurian Legend WIP here ya go. Be aware that it’s genderlocked female though.

Dead WIPs (call them RIPS): 

Monsters of New Haven High (x) - EXTENSIVE amount of customization. It goes like the Dragon Age Origins Route in that whatever character origin you don’t pick for your MC that origin is then a SIDE CHARACTER in the game. Like how crazy is that ?????? I don’t usually care for High School settings but this got my attention easily. 

The Beast in the Castle (x)  - GOD This WIP is like my Lost Lenore…. I cry and grovel and its grave of a forum page occasionally imagining what could have been… I am an absolute fool for Beauty and the Beast stories and having a IF version had me SO excited. 

Children of the Gods  (x) - Another mythology WIP that I used to love? Like gave me some Percy Jackson vibes for sure but was also different enough that it was unique enough for me to enjoy it separately from that. RIP indeed. 

Heaven’s Dog: Eulogy of Who I Used to Be  (x)  - Basically a Magic Girl WIP. I loved Cardcaptor Sakura and Sailor Moon growing up so this was like nostalgic in a way… 

Masterlist Part 4

(I haven’t updated my masterlist in about two months so I’m very sorry! I’ve got my bits from the past two weeks (ish) here. I’ll try to be better in future!)

HCs:

His reaction to Michael flirting with MC

MC gets dared to write smut about him and he changes it to make it ‘canon’, brothers, Diavolo and Simeon

Solomon and Barbatos

He accidentally sees MC nude, brothers, Diavolo and Simeon

His reaction to Diavolo’s Dad proposing to MC, brothers and Diavolo

His reaction to MC flashing her chest at him, brothers, Diavolo, Simeon and Diavolo’s Dad

MC sings him to sleep

He walks in on MC masturbating (NSFW)

MC makes him play Mario Kart, brothers and Diavolo

His reaction to MC playfully slapping his butt, brothers, Diavolo and Solomon

MC calls him to her room because there’s a spider, brothers and Solomon

He has to buy MC tampons, brothers and Diavolo

His biggest fear

His reaction to MC accidentally calling him ‘Daddy’, brothers and Diavolo

‘They had to share a room together...but there was only one bed!’, brothers and Diavolo

He gets turned into a human for a day

MC performs Toxic for them (brothers, Diavolo and Solomon)

What he does to stop MC and Solomon from kissing in a play

He tries to compete for a kiss from MC (all characters!)

He tries MC’s mood ring (chaotic)

His reaction to MC pinging a thong in his face (brothers and Diavolo)

Random relationship headcanons (all characters!)

His Hogwarts house and favourite/least favourite lesson (all characters!)

His reaction to MC falling over (all characters!)

His reaction to MC liking being called a ‘good girl’ (brothers and Diavolo)

MC hugs him while not wearing a bra (brothers and Diavolo

How he reacts to another demon checking MC out (brothers and Diavolo)

MC was in the middle of her wedding when she got summoned to Devildom (brothers and Diavolo’s reaction)

MC’s bikini top comes off on a flume ride (brothers and Diavolo’s reaction)

MC tries to hide her pregnancy from him but he finds out before she leaves

Lucifer’s follow up reaction

Mammon’s follow up reaction

Levi’s follow up reaction

Satan’s follow up reaction

Asmo’s follow up reaction

Beel’s follow up reaction

Diavolo finds out

Lucifer drabbles and HCs:

Lucifer takes care of sick MC

Lucifer and MC play Sims together

Lucifer reflects on his past actions

“Do I Wanna Know?”

Lucifer watches over MC in the human realm (tiny angst)

Lucifer and MC accidentally switch bodies

Lucifer finds out MC had his baby after she left Devildom (angst/fluff)

Lucifer helps MC pick out a cat at the shelter

Mammon drabbles and HCs:

MC helps him practice for a play and has to kiss him

Mammon discovers what’s a period is after accidentally swapping bodies with MC

MC gets Mammon’s name tattooed on her

Levi drabbles and HCs:

Mermaid MC x Levi

Levi finds out he’s going to be a Daddy

Levi and MC plays sims together HCs

Satan drabbles and HCs:

Satan crushing on MC HCs (GN)

Daddy Satan HCs (kinky)

Daddy Satan HCs (NOT kinky)

“Just pretend to be my boyfriend okay?”

Asmo drabbles and HCs:

MC accidentally sends a nude to him

Beel drabbles and HCs:

Beel and a MC who likes wearing crop tops HCs

Belphie drabbles and HCs:

Diavolo drabbles and HCs:

MC gets dared to call her crush

“Could you ever see yourself falling in love with me?”

MC accidentally takes Diavolo to a nudist beach (NSFW)

Diavolo and MC play sims together HCs

The brothers discover MC and Diavolo in bed together

Diavolo asks MC for a dance

MC and Diavolo at the beach HCs

Diavolo crushing on MC HCs

MC stays the night at the palace and Diavolo buys them matching pyjamas

Diavolo has a stressful day and needs affection

Diavolo hears MC sing

Diavolo and MC get soaked on a log flume together (ting NSFW)

Simeon drabbles and HCs:

MC and Simeon put on a very sensual performance at RAD

I was thinking about the idea on ‘if’ they did a Beauty and The Beast event and it focuses on Satan x MC. So (I’m just gonna go with Disney idea events for right now) I had a thought for the other brothers and which event would pair them with Mc. So not like the one where everyone wanted MC or anything? (Cause I know some players have their favorites so they would rather have MC pick one brother over the other).

I’m not doing Cinderella cause they did that one already and technically Simeon was the prince. Also the ones I mention are also probably at least one of their favorite Disney movies

Beauty and The Beast is already decided for Satan, thats settled.

I wanna say Sleeping Beauty for Belphie? But like why do I get the feeling the roles would be reversed because Belphie represents sloth. Oh my god the fairies. Asmo (I can’t remember the names) is the red one, blue probably mammon, and green is probably Beel or Solomon. Maybe it’s cause I love the idea of Lucifer being Maleficent too, then again they made him the Queen of Hearts in another Disney event. So maybe Solomon could be maleficent since he does magic

Honestly, Tangled for Mammon and MC. I see Flynn Rider and he seems pretty Mammon like to me. Gothel? Asmo? Gothel wanted to stay young and beautiful forever so I mean, probably.

Princess and The Frog could be Asmodeus x MC. Think about it, Naveen was a prince that was of course charming and flirty. Could honestly have any girl he wanted in the beginning of the movie. In the end he really loved Tiana only. Seems fitting for the Asmo x MC pair. Also I like the idea of Satan or Solomon being Dr. Facilier.

The Little Mermaid for Levi. I don’t think I have to explain why, but it’s another one where the roles could be reversed with MC playing Eric’s part. Cause just imagine Levi in a mermaid tail? That seems fitting

I keep picturing Beel as Hercules and it won’t leave my head. Both are red heads and buff as all get out with a good heart. Don’t know what else to say

Lucifer seems kinda hard. Cause Beauty and The Beast COULD fit, but it fits Satan way more in my opinion. I was kinda stuck, but I settled on Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs. Hear me out, this took a bit. I’m still not even sure if this fits. However, Snow White is one of the purest Disney Princess, so in general I think Lucifer would have a slight soft spot for the movie in general. A pure heart and fairest of all MC would attract Lucifer and I think it works? If you have another idea for Lucifer I would like to hear it cause I’m still not sure if I made the right hc here

Ok my knowledge of Disney movies is super fuzzy and I’ve never seen Tangled or The Princess and the Frog, but these all sound so fun and accurate? The Little Mermaid was definitely my first thought for Levi too! Especially with him taking Ariel’s place as a mermaid or, if you wanna go the demonic route, a siren.

Belphie as Sleeping Beauty would be so cute, too?? I’m in love with that idea. While Lucifer fits the villain roles really well, Solomon does seem like a beter fit in this instance. However, the version of Maleficent in the film focused on her? From what I remember of it, I think that it would suit Lucifer well. Doesn’t she get betrayed and loses her wings kind of like Luci did? I’m not sure where MC would fit into it tho. Snow White is a great choice for him too. There’s been multiple times where he talks about being drawn to bright and pure souls, and Snow White definitely fits the bill. His brothers could easily fill the roles of the dwarves too.

Also Beel??? As Hercules??? Hnnnn I love. I wonder who would fill the role of Hades tho 🤔

A scenario where mc is cursd that if they get water on them they turn into a mermaid. And barbatos accidently spills water on mc.

🙂🙃🙂

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Barbatos x Mermaid!MC

MC: *has transformed into a mermaid when Barbatos had accidentally spilt water on them* *panic sweating*

Barbatos: *has been eyeing MC with such interest* Isn't it a good timing?

MC: Please don't grill me.

Barbatos: Hmm...?

MC: I will never bully you again.

Barbatos: Ah. I think I need a bigger grill. You won't fit in to this one.

MC: *pleads* BARB!!

Barbatos: *gets a towel* You know how I love to eat fish, MC.

MC: *gets nervous*

Barbatos: I don't mind eating you raw.

MC: *starts crying* I'm sorry...

Barbatos: *starts to wipe their tail* Apology accepted.

MC: *their legs come back*

Mammon and Satan: *enters the kitchen and sees Barb on top of a half-naked MC*

Mammon: ...

Satan: ...

Mammon: *screams*

Satan: What are you doing with MC?!!

MC: I-I can explain!

Barbatos: *still composed* We're having an affair. It's a pity that you have caught us. We are almost finished anyway.

MC: *horrified* B-Barb!

Barbatos: *looks at MC with a mischievous smile*

Mammon: M-MC... Is that true?

MC: ...

MC: *crying internally* Yes...

Satan: *sigh* You should have chosen a more private place to do that.

Barbatos: *covering MC with another towel* My apologies. *smiles* We're going to be careful next time.

💚 Satan Masterlist (WIP)

Just Him

Him + Others

x Depressed!MaleMC (ANGST)

He falls for someone like MC as he rejects MC (ANGST)

x Suicidal!Male!MC (ANGST)

x Tall!Dominant!Male!MC (PART 2)

MC wants to do his hair/makeup

x Theatre-Nerd!Male!MC

x Punk!MC

x Male!Mc, English isn't their first language

x Mermaid!MC

Mc doesn’t cuddle

Them with a child

28. "Gosh you look like angel..." Asmo x MC ^^

OOOH this is too cute!! Love this pairing of fluff and Asmo! Thanks for making a request

Asmodeus (Obey Me!) - Prompt #28 - “Gosh, you look like an angel…”

You lived out today as if it were any other day, because, well, it was. Birthdays weren’t all that important to you, it just meant you were a year older. Though you didn’t care much about it, you did find it endearing that the brothers decided to throw you a makeshift ball when Mammon found out that your birthday was going to be tomorrow. All you wanted to do was have a nice birthday dinner but that wasn’t enough.

“MCCCCCC you HAVE to have a partyyyy!!” shouted Asmo as you were explaining that it was no big deal and none of the brothers had to go to such lengths for tomorrow. But even though you said not to, Lucifer was ordering Mammon and Levi to put decor up as Beel and Satan moved furniture and Belphie swept the wooden floors.Currently the House of Lamentation was chaos and Asmodeus was “helping” by drawing a birthday card. He had good intentions, but he wasn’t the most gifted artist, most of his artistic skill, in fact all of his artistic skill seemed to lie with makeup and fashion, not pen and paper. He drew a lopsided teddy bear and colored it pink, because he knew that was both his and your favorite color. With them all working hard and Asmo giggling happily at his drawings, you decided to scuttle off back to your room since it was nearly 12:30 a.m. and unlike the average demon, you had to sleep every night. Asmo peeked at you walking away and went to retrieve something from his room. 

You were getting ready for bed when you heard a knock at the door, you opened it and it was none other than Asmodeus holding a beautifully wrapped box with a pink satin bow on it. 

“I know you don’t care about your birthday too much, so, to get you excited I decided to give you a gift! Wear this for the party and you’ll be even more gorgeous than you normally are! Not as hot as me, but you’ll be a very close second.” 

You chuckled, “aww Asmo, thank you for the gift,” you said, heading straight for the package (winky wink, nah just the birthday present lol) 

“Wait!” he shouted, “you can’t open this until tomorrow, silly,” he said with a playful wink. You jokingly rolled your eyes and agreed to his conditions. He handed you the present and for a split second you saw the most tender look in his amber-orange eyes, 

“Happy birthday, MC. I’m actually super happy that I get to spend tomorrow with you. And that I get to be all dressed up and hot for your birthday ball.” You brushed it off as just being kind, you never thought of Asmo as the type to be lovey dovey and you certainly didn’t come off as that type either, though secretly all you wanted to do was cuddle up with him for the night. But alas, while the Avatar of lust flirted constantly, you never thought he meant it. As your train of thoughts went down this track, it made you feel quite sad and you wouldn’t want to go to bed feeling down so you decided to cut this conversation off while you weren’t too focused on whether Asmo was actually into you or not. 

“Okay, it’s getting late and-”“OOOOH you’re inviting me in aren’t you? Such a sly fox!”

“No, Asmo, good night,” you both chuckled and he left for his room. 

The next day came and you awoke to more than just the box beside your bed, it was all seven of the brothers. Lucifer held a cake (and held Beel away from eating it) and everyone else wore birthday party hats. Mammon somehow wore his wrong, you didn’t know why it was upside down or how it stayed like that but the sight of all of them together made your heart do backflips. These had to be the most amazing friends you’ve ever had. They cheerfully sang happy birthday, Asmo gave you your card, and thus began your day. 

You had breakfast which was specially made by Satan, your favorite pancakes with some garnishes of pink and purple heart sprinkles added by Asmo. 

You dug in and Asmo sat down next to you, 

“So, MC, did you open your gift from me yet?”

You shook your head no, though now you felt the urge to get up and grab the box immediately. What can I say, it’s fun receiving gifts. You kept eating your pancakes as he spoke up again, 

“It’s really special, okay, so open it while I’m there.”

This made you wonder what he was going on about, you had a slight inclination to assume it was just some high tech sex toy but he did say to wear it to your party, so that’s surely ruled out, right? Please be ruled out… You gave Asmo a nod and turned to Lucifer. 

“So,” you said, “what time is my birthday ball going to start?”

Lucifer replied, “promptly at five o’clock. I will let the guests in, though we didn’t have much time to send out invitations. I have invited Diavlo and Barbatos as well as the angels and Solomon.”

“We should probably finish decorating since its nearly ten, we mustn’t procrastinate,” added Satan, “and Levi was removed from decor duty since he tried incorporating Ruri-chan into the banner…” 

You replied, “Well, I have no problem helping out, me, Asmo, and Belphie can hang up what’s left of the decorations.”  There were minor grievances toward you setting up for your own party, but seeing as how all of the brother’s stayed up, besides Belphie and Asmo, they weren’t too keen on working anymore. So it was planned, you would help set up then you would get ready. After breakfast you and Asmo went to Belphie’s room to get him up again seeing as he went straight to sleep after singing to you. Right before you knocked on the door, 

“MC, why don’t we just put up the decorations, just the two of us?” Asmo said gently with a smile. You weren’t sure why he’d asked but it did mean you wouldn’t have to deal with a grumpy Belphie, so you both just went back to the ballroom. There were minor mishaps as you decorated, you had to stand on a ladder and nearly fell off, you managed to regain your balance but you looked down to see Asmo with a worried look and open arms. Though, to be honest, he wasn’t the strongest of demons, so you weren’t sure how safe it would’ve been for either of you had you actually fell. When you were both done, an epic high five was delivered and you went off back to your room. 

It was now time to get ready! You showered and put on your makeup and just as you opened your closet, looking for something to wear, you remembered that you already had something. You called Asmo to come to your room, he came swiftly and watched with eager eyes as you opened your first gift of the day. 

You gasped, “Oh, Asmo, this is beautiful.” You rushed at him to give a hug and he gladly accepted. You went back to your bed and picked up your gift to admire it once again. It was a wine red silk gown; backless with a mermaid silhouette. You noticed embellishments of small diamonds at the bottom of the skirt, you were genuinely in awe. 

“You’re welcome, I knew you’d love it since I was the one who picked it out afterall.” He gave you a sweet smile and left you to get dressed, but wait! He forgot to give you his favorite diamond necklace. It was only for the night but you felt honored being able to wear the thin, teardrop shaped necklace. You felt like a beautiful princess, worthy to date a prince (of Hell). Then he left for real to let you get dressed. The guests began arriving and when you re-emerged from your room, all eyes were plastered on you. The wine color of the backless silk dress, the diamonds so elegantly sparking around your neck, the click clack of your heels against the marble steps – it was captivating. 

As you descended the staircase, you saw Asmo emerge from another door carrying little cupcakes as confectioneries. He looked up and, wow, did he blush. The wash of pink on his pearlescent skin reminded you of a rose blooming amongst white lilies. 

When you got down to him and the other brothers, Asmo seemed speechless, which was very out of character. You almost began to get self conscious without his showering of compliments, did the dress not suit you as well as you thought? He set down the plate of confectioneries and approached you slowly, like he was approaching the eighth wonder of the world. He looked you in the eyes, you could see so many emotions that you could barely decipher before he turned his eyes to the ground and with a tender smile, he spoke. 

“Gosh, you look like an angel…” He whispered gently almost as if he were trying not to let anyone but you hear.

“Asmo,” you blushed, “I was waiting for some praise,” you let out in a joking tone. 

He laughed with such joy, looking at you with bright burning eyes.

“Well, Ms. MC, I do believe that the breathtakingly gorgeous birthday girl and the best looking man at the party should have a dance.” He bowed and held out his hand, you graciously accepted and you danced the night away under the Devildom night sky. The party went on and you opened various other presents from the boys, one was a Ruri-chan t-shirt, another a cookbook with a bite? taken out of it. You couldn’t help but smile and laugh and exclaim that this was the best birthday you’ve ever had.

i have a queue of request including

28 & 196 w/ Levi

77 with Diavolo x Lucifer

200 with Beelzebub or Saran

HC of MC being in a relationship with Lucifer and Beelzebub (it’s consensual)

What if MC was a Mermaid and Lucifer, Satan, & Diavolo found them trying to escape a fishnet

Just letting you know what to expect from me and to let people know if their message was sent through.

Expect more about Professor Lucifer and MC and the Human!Modern!AU Dialuci/ Luciavolo. This week and next week is crazy for me, it’s midterm week for me 😭

Cute-T.I.P.

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Charmed, I'm Sure

Chapter 17

Summary: No human has ever avoided Asmodeus's charm. Except for you.

Pairing: Asmodeus x GN Reader/MC

Genre: Drama, angst, a little fluff.

Warnings: None.

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Author's Note: Mermaid Splash and Heart Shaped Wreckage had such a chokehold on me for a hot minute so I'm sorry this update has been a longtime coming. That being said, I cut this chapter down to one scene to match the length of earlier chapters. Stay tuned for an update coming soon :)

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After about three days you felt well enough to attend classes again but both Lucifer and Diavolio denied your return. You were to stay home and rest for at least a week.

Mammon begged Lucifer to let him be the one to stay home with you, so he’d been given a half-day trial. But when Lucifer came home at lunchtime to check on you, he caught Mammon trying to sneak away to the casino when you had fallen asleep.

Mammon was punished by having to groom Cerberus without the assistance of magic, and Levi was assigned to look after you from then on. It made the most sense for Levi to be the one to watch you, he did most of his classes for RAD online anyway.

You spent most of your days switching between your room and Levi’s, doing school assignments with ample breaks in between. Levi was quite helpful when it came to Devildom History, he knew a lot about all the different battles that had been fought in the past millennia, rattling off facts off the top of his head. For your other classes, both Satan and Lucifer left you thorough notes to study, and they marked important passages in your textbooks as well. You were sure your grades would take a dip once you returned to class without the brothers’ comprehensive assistance.

Every day after RAD was over, Levi had his student council meetings which he attended over video call. Usually you would listen in, with Diavolo's permission, but today you had guests.

“MC!” Luke cried. He hugged you tightly, practically sitting on your lap.

You’d needed a change of scenery so when the angels had texted you they were coming to visit, you moved to the common room.

“Now Luke, don’t crowd them.” Simeon said sternly. “Sorry about that, MC.”

“It’s fine, really,” you hugged Luke back and then made room for him to sit next to you on the couch.

“We brought you some homemade sweets,” said Luke. “Make sure you hide them so Beelzebub doesn’t get to them.”

“There’s another box in the kitchen for everyone else, he’ll get his share.” Simeon assured you.

You opened the box. Inside were petit fours, some cookies, and some mini cream puffs, all of it was neatly separated with dividers. “These look delicious!” Simeon handed you a smaller box which contained a small strawberry shortcake, the perfect size to serve four. “It would be a shame if I had to eat them all myself so why don't we share them together? I can make some tea.”

Simeon was already moving to stand. “Stay right there, I can make the tea.”

Luke brought you a serving platter and some plates and utensils from the kitchen. You got to work setting everything out and making up plates for your guests while Simeon prepared some Earl Grey tea. He brought it in on a tray with a little pitcher of milk, sugar, and a bowl of lemon slices.

“Now how do you like your tea, MC?” Simeon asked as he poured some into a cup for you.

“MC likes honey in their tea, isn't that right?” Luke said.

“Oh, I didn't think to bring any honey,” said Simeon. “Shall I go get some?”

“I'll stick with a splash of milk for today,” You answered.

The three of you talked about RAD. You were happy to learn that Luke hadn’t had as much trouble with bullies ever since he became friends with Beel. Beel seemed to look after the little angel as if he was his own brother. That was a wonderful development for the exchange program. Simeon noted that the brothers seemed to miss you in class and at lunch, although they hadn't said anything about it, he could just tell.

Soon the conversation turned to you and your health.

“You’re getting enough rest, right?” Simeon asked.

“Eight whole hours of sleep every night,” you assured him.

“Good. I did notice your complexion looks better.”

You touched your cheek. “Thank you,” You weren’t sure if the extra sleep had anything to do with your skin improving, but you hadn’t done anything different with your skincare routine. Maybe it was the reduced stress from not having to attend classes. Whatever it was, you were pleased with the results and hoped it would continue.

Luke pulled out what looked like an ordinary friendship bracelet. “I made you this,” It had a red braided string with blue and white beads. Upon closer inspection, however, it seemed to glow slightly. “It has a protection spell woven into it. Solomon taught me. It's not very strong but it should be able to ward off any lower level demons who wish to harm you.”

“Thank you, Luke,” you smiled. “But you know it wasn't lower level demons who did this to me, I accidentally poisoned myself.” You recited the “official” story Lucifer had given you to say. It felt weird lying to the angels but the fewer people who knew the truth, the better. Besides, it might worry them more if they found out you’d been acting recklessly, even if you had done it under the supervision and encouragement of multiple competent magic users, their roommate included.

“I know but there are shady demons everywhere, it’s best to be cautious.”

“I suppose that's true.” You thought back to your first day at RAD. You touched the bracelet. You felt the faint buzz of what you now knew was magic. You’d been in the Devildom long enough now to be able to detect it, even if you couldn't wield it yourself.

“It won’t work on the brothers, so don’t worry about that,” said Simeon.

“Only because they're too powerful.” Luke grumbled.

“And because they don’t wish to harm you.” Simeon smiled. “You're safe here.”

Luke looked skeptical. It hadn't been that long since the two of you were faced with Lucifer’s unbridled wrath. And back then he had very much intended to harm you, Luke, and his own brother.

“Well thank you very much for this.” You hugged the young angel again. “Would you mind helping me put it on?”

Luke tied it to your ankle, with Simeon assisting him with the knot. There was a tiny flash sealing the spell.

“Don't ever take it off, ok?” Luke was starting to explain how the spell worked when Levi returned to the common room looking pale.

“Levi, is something wrong?” You asked, looking up at him.

He slumped onto the couch next to you.

“Do you need something, Levi?” Simeon poured a cup of tea for him. “Here, drink this.” He handed over the cup and saucer.

Luke put a cookie on a plate and reached over you to place it in Levi's lap.

“Levi?” You said again.

“The student council took a vote,” he said finally. “Almost unanimous. If Belphie were here he’d have been on my side, we could have contested it. Sometimes it's good to have two shut-in characters…”

“Ok…”

“Seven to one…”

“You’re not explaining anything,” You laid a hand on his shoulder, you were starting to get worried. “What was the vote about?”

Levi took a sip of his tea, grimacing at the taste before reaching for a lemon slice. “RAD is taking a field trip to the Moryo Town hot springs in two weeks.”

“Is that all?” You said. “I thought it was going to be something bad.”

“That is something bad!” Levi took another sip of tea, running a hand through his hair. “A whole weekend around other people, wearing yukata… And since I’m part of the student council I can’t just stay home sick. Lucifer would never allow that.”

“I thought you liked water, Leviathan,” said Simeon.

“Cool water. Empty water. Preferably salt water. Water with little fish like Henry swimming around in it, even. Not water filled with normies.” He held his face in his hands.

Luke rolled his eyes.

“I'm going to miss so many raids and merch drops.” Levi actually whimpered.

You patted his shoulder.

“Well,” you said. “Since the water will probably be too hot for humans, if you bring your laptop I can keep an eye on them for you.”

“That’s a good compromise,” said Simeon. “Although it’s a shame you won’t be able to participate, MC.”

Angels and Demons had similarly durable bodies. They would be able to stand the heat from the hot springs, unlike you and RAD’s one other human exchange student. It was likely you and Solomon would be sticking together during the trip. Hopefully there would be enough to do in town to occupy you.

“See, that’s the problem,” Levi said, taking another sip of tea. “The whole reason we’re going is because of you.”

“I don’t follow.” You cocked your head.

“The human-safe baths Lord Diavolo commissioned when the exchange program was announced were finished ahead of schedule. According to him, we can finally ‘enjoy a shared interest between humans and demons.’” Levi’s impression of the Demon Prince was impressive. “This is a nightmare.” He collapsed against the couch cushions dramatically.

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Cross-posted on AO3

Fic Recs/Writers *updated 09/12/2019

THE LIBRARY IS OPEN DARLING....for some actual reading.

A list of fics/writers I’ve come across that got some of that pretty sweet stuff. And also because I’ve read around too much and can’t remember names or fics to save my life. THE UPDATES MAN!

Warning: Some fics (as will be indicated) are +18/rated M for Mature/take me to church kinda deal

@versigny

I’d say almost all of their stuff is worth a read (whoever your bias may be, they got stories on them), but my personal faves are their vampire au series, some +18 stuff there but majority of the stories are oneshots and drabbles

@honeyedhoseok (I think now @tawnytaehyung)

I’m sure everything they wrote is worth a read from what I’ve read thus far but because of that, I can really only recommend the three fics I actually read.

Series: Besitos (ta!Jimin) rated M for recent developments hoho~

Bruh why is this not reality? Why don’t we get really hot TAs to crush on? It would’ve made my school life hella easier and I’d get that perfect attendance. Jimin is your hottie creative writing TA who you can’t help but crush on (but can anyone blame you) and envious to all, he likes you back too. College au shenanigans, teacher/student dynamic, and dorky wingman ta!Taehyung friend.

Oneshot/drabbles (Crossroad demon!Jimin): Crossroads + Hunted + Captured Part One *NEW + Captured Part Two *NEW

I’d sell my soul to satan if he looks like bs&t!Jimin. You basically make a deal with crossroad demon!Jimin and can’t help but actually grow fond of the supposed devious, soul eating creature of hell.

Series: The Black Book (CEO!Hoseok) rated M

My heart can’t take the drama but it’s still a really good read. CEO!Hoseok may be young and rich but he definitely has some questionable methods of relieving stress, one that you’re all too aware of which makes things super awkward cuz you in love with the man. Does CEO!Hoseok eventually change thanks to you or do old habits die hard and just leave you in a world of hurt? Again if it’s Hoseok he can be the biggest jerkface and I’d still be charmed.

@dovechim

Shorts/Drabbles: the ocean (mermaid!Jimin) + drabble

Because goddammit mermaid!Jimin is cute okay??! (and I love me a good supernatural au of any sort) You’re a ballet dancer going to Busan Arts and stumble upon Jimin chillin’ in the water by the beach. You mistake him as fellow peer but hey he shows up to your class anyways (totally rocks the dance thing) but then as time passes, you find that something is quite...fishy about him.

Series: It’s okay, that’s love (splitpersonality!Jimin)

No not the drama. Okay so a shrink is still involved and that’s played by you and you’ve got water polo player!Jimin who has split personality disorder (he’s scary when he’s angry...) as your patient, except he doesn’t know about this ‘other self’ of his. As if feelings aren’t already making things complicated, imagine accidentally finding yourself rooming with him (along with your other favourite boys).

@hobibliophile

Okay so I might’ve read all of their Jimin stuff and yes. All yes (warning: they’re +18 stuff soooo)

The only other fic I’ve read from them is Ambrosia (M) starring Fallen Angel!Hoseok....I like supernatural au fics alright. Fallen angel or not, Hobi is still super sweet and since this is a series, we don’t know what the reason was and MAJOR CLIFFHANGER!

@jimlingss

Series: Beyond Reach (ghost!Hoseok) ft. Reaper!Namjoon and other ghosties

This shit made me nearly cry five times....FIVE TIMES. I say nearly because I don’t like crying so it took literally all my willpower to not (ended up with a runny nose though). ANGST AS SHIT. Has some triggering stuff involving death so be warned. It’s a good read though....BUT SAD AS HELL (at least it’s completed :’))

One Shot: Head Over Heels to Hell (reverse soulmate!AU, Childhood Friends to Enemies to Lovers! Hoseok x reader)

Oh yes, this was a WILD RIDE. Goddamn it’s like you hate the man but then in the end that shit got me emotional for some reason like djgskh good shit good shit (you have gone through multiple different lives meeting Hoseok, all of which he screws you over somehow but in the end of it all... perhaps things could still work out??)

Series: The Deli Diaries (produce! Jimin x Deli worker!you) fluff, slow-burn

Holy shit this is cute af. It’s so mundane (guess that’s a fair warning??) but just reading the way the relationship develops is just....ahh!!! I want my own cute Jimin who pines after my dumbass TAT

Series: Jungle Park (Workplace Romance AU, Lawyer! Hoseok x New HR Manager!Reader) fluff, slow-burn, slice of life, a little angst **NEW

A long series for those of you who love to read chapter fics! Oh my God this was a thrilling ride of emotions! The pacing is amazing, each chapter you’re hooked on wanting to see more development on the history between these two so it’s worth a read! I love how Hoseok is portrayed here; it’s like a piece of how he would be in real life is put into just another scenario (Also hate how reader is like... relatable in a way where I also majored in HR so...WHERE’S THE OFFICE ROMANCE LIFE TRAIN GONNA HIT ME WITH THAT??)

Three Shot: Magic & Mysteries (Familiar/Hybrid!Jimin x Witch! Reader) fluff, a little angsty, comedy, romance **NEW

A three shot series involving what the title says! Magic! It’s a little adventure tale of our reader who’s a witch struggling to find her place in terms of specialty and overcoming some fears and insecurities with the help of sassy (but secretly cares a lot) Jimin who’s a wizard cursed to be a dog (that looks like Chimmy!) It’s cute and pretty wholesome in my opinion :)

Also an honorable mention from them is the Service Series (it’s fluffier dw) and honestly their other fics are definitely worth a read :D

@7cypher

Oneshot: Devil’s Advocate (devil/demon!Jimin)

Ironic how despite being a devil Jimin is still the sweetest being to exist. Devil!Jimin walks into your life abruptly and worms his way into your heart with his devilishly good looks and sweet charms. It’s hella cute, a slightly angsty ‘defining’ moment that actually had me tearing up a bit??? (I’m a sap for sweet, tender affection like the ones that happened in here okay??) but it all ends well :)

@seokkbuns

I’ve read most of their Hoseok and Jimin stuff but I think all of their fics are worth a read!

@boymeetsweevil

Oneshot: Cover You In Constellations (Hoseok x reader fic)

I’ve read this a while ago but keep coming back to it because oh god this was cute, so domestic and so fluffy like this is the kinda shit I would pull if I had a boyfriend like Hoseok like skdjfskgha. I like the way writer portrays Hoseok because it feels so like what I imagine he would react. Hoseok deserves all the love ;_;

@kittentaegu

Series: My Boss, The Vampire (Vamp!Jimin x reader fic)

Two parts are out so far and I’m loving the premise! New office worker with notoriously hot CEO Park Jimin who has a secret to hide (guess what it is). One day, you find out what it is and so now what?? Things get steamy ;D Also, the title of it is so K-dramaesque and I don’t know! I like the charm it adds to it!

@readyplayerhobi **NEW

Honestly all of their fics are worth a read because they flawlessly combine story building with any kind of genre you can think of. Some are smutty, some of fluffy and some are just downright angsty but you just want to read them all regardless!

@yminie **NEW

Series: Nine-One-One (Detective!Jimin x First Responder! Reader) fluff, angst, romance, old flame au, future smut, and other mature themes!

This is thrilling! In both romantic and story aspects! The base story line is that there’s a serial murderer on the loose who’s been stalking reader and Jimin and his team are on the case about it. They’ve both got romantic history with each other and as old feelings resurfaces, so does the situation as things hit a little too close to home. Obviously with serial murderers involved, there is mentions of death, suicide and well...the warnings there!

A03 Fics

*will be pretty rare on this list; am I the only one who finds it super hard to find good fics on there?

Author: kimtrain

I swear they had a tumblr before since that’s the only reason why I remember them and their fics. Thankfully they’re all there still and all of them are 👌👌👌 Mermaid!Hoseok AU and the Hybrid!AU are my faves.

Fic: Warm Blood by ARMY_BRAT

The one instance where my weakness for supernatural AUs + wanting to read something paid off. MC is an ARMY but also a grim reaper so what happens when BTS shows up on her list, destined to die? Well, she says NOT TODAY but that just throws EVERYTHING out of the loop, leaving her to fix it.

Went into it with a grain of salt (ngl description was...ehh) BUT was pleasantly surprised! Digging the writing style which made MC really likeable so far and the AU strongly reminds me of Goblin: The Lonely God but focusing more on the grim reaper side of things which, personally, I was WAY more interested in even with the drama so yay! :D Glad someone took inspiration from it. Still ongoing and fairly new so dsfajdkas

Fic: Three Pints Full by Valkook **NEW

Woah it’s a vampire/supernatural fic! A little on the mature side because there’s well...blood...a little bit of death mentioned...and smut... BUT a really compelling story! Set mainly as a Cop/Detective! Reader who’s been assigned to solving some mysterious deaths/murders happening in the wild parts Montana joined in with appearances by Hunter/Tracker!Yoongi, Partner!Hoseok and Vampire!Jimin, Jungkook and more!

Ecchi Underneath Fireplace?

Hi there there, I’m writing and also today I wished to chat about the lifestyle of hentai: the two for how it has generally been difficult to discover help for, and exactly how it is so common to bash. And in the long run, why it is important we the fans stand up for it. Whilst at Sankaku I met some excellent people on celebration. But the standard greater part ended up very damaging sorts who mainly talked shit to numerous professional-ecchi commentators. And considering that absolutely everyone is nameless, there is no control more than anything at all on there. It is the web in a nutshell, genuinely. A wonderful deal of these folks were people annoying people that pop up any time hentai anime stuff is mentioned- the pseudo intellectuals elitist varieties that cry foul at everything with tits or sexual articles in standard. They really don't propagate what they like or find amusing and often propose that the fandom that sponsors hentai, Moe or Harems need to spend for tarnishing their idealist check out of anime. I’ve observed this more than and over once more and for a although, I have turned a blind eye to this. But lately it has gotten out of hand. hentai anime fandom is usually insulted or utilised a the butt of the jokes on a lot of community forums. But much more than that, hentai enthusiasts are stalked all over the place and can not examine anything with out these pseudo intellectuals appearing and bitching about how considerably they desire other people did not take pleasure in on their own. Up on high in their ivory towers, no consideration is presented that some folks might actually really like the exhibits they dislike. We have got tolerated as a lot for several years due to the fact hentai anime retains being created and it will get licensed right here on the particular US by producers. I feel often it is effortless for us to consider these businesses for granted while they are performing their tiny portion to help assist ecchi shows. We've great YouTubers (Misty Chronexia, The Anime Male or Moms Attic to name a few) who vacation resort to attacking us simply since the ecchi community is low hanging fruit. Listed here is one this sort of case in point Even so there are a few of issues that bother me significantly more. The very first is the arguing that is present within our group about the rates people today other gentlemen. You'll find of folks that like mindless boobies and booties, a bit of do not like the MC to Male and want a Yuri hentai instead. Other are inclined to be ashamed and declared on their own to like hentai with plot to tranquil down the rabid canine that insult our way of lifestyle in a consistent fashion. This bickering that I discovered just about everywhere on Sankaku is spreading and frequently encourages assaults on licensing organizations for the criminal offense of catering to US! I’m sure all of you understand Sentai Filmworks appropriate? The competitor regarding FUNimation. Even though they equally license titles, those of us who have been watching anime for a while know that Sentai has usually accredited the tough main stuff when it will come to hentai anime. They Certified The Qwaser of Stigmata although FUNimation in the other hand got Heaven’s Missing Property - a display with no nudity in any way both seasons if I might incorporate. Sentai also included Large Faculty of the Dead, Hyakka Ryouran the two seasons and then our Beloved To Enjoy-Ru sequence* and then Triage X soon after that. Just take notice that all of this has been likely on, while a lot of “hentai Leading 10” rack up hundreds of thousands of sights but we determine to remain silent when they bash us, what we look at or the organizations that make it attainable to get any collection more affordable than the Japanese do and adhere out their neck for us in the mission of spreading the gospel of Anime during the west. In 2015 we saw Jail University occur, To Adore Ru Darkness 2nd Year, Monster Musume and other goodies just like 2 periods of Testament of Sibling Fresh Satan. Given that they possess the collection accredited previously, Sentai took To Really like-Ru as anticipated, but their latest acquisition was Monster Musume and Funimation took Jail School. A year afterwards we had other hentai like the superb, At least to my style Masou Gakuen HxH or Coronary heart x Hybrid Magias Academy Ataraxia, My Spouse is the College student Council President and then we experienced Keijo which FUNimation also accredited for us. I actually envisioned Sentai Filmworks to license Testament, HxH and Scholar Council. Imagine my shock. when I recognized that following many years of coming by way of, Funimation would get them instead. I have seen that Sentai is distancing themselves from ecchi anime. They’re only maintaining “Food Wars,” a non-nude ecchi present. Sony obtaining acquired FUNimation was no little point. Whether it will have a constructive impact remains to be observed. Sony also owns Aniplex - these kinds of a go place the worry of God into several simply because they feared rising costs between other items. Even though Sony and FUNimation have said none of that will occur and that Sony Audio is another realm from Sony Images. Moving back again to FUNimation vs Sentai Filmworks on the hentai anime charts. you can make the argument that FUNimation only took the titles Testomony of Sister New Satan, Heart x Hybrid Magias Academy Ataraxia and recently introduced Hundred because of their partnership with Crunchyroll but even then, FUNimation experienced already begun to stage up their match with the licensing of “Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid”, one thing that is out of character for FUNimation to do given their normal target. Any individual that normally takes a appear at their roster of hentai anime rapidly realize they are stuffed with safe hentai animes titles with the exception of DxD, Maken-Ki and Heaven’s Misplaced Home that adhere out from the rest of your standard minimal tier hentai. So you are questioning what’s my program? My program is to spread news whenever a hentai anime Title hits the west, either if someone buys the merchandise and tends to make a evaluation, distribute their trailers and maybe go over they voice actors. Just do a minor one thing optimistic to display these organizations how considerably we appreciate their work for us. Individually there is huge bulldozer of a misunderstanding on how anime works with any of the 3, they are all dependent one particular one client and there are notions in there I’ll deal with in later articles. I question the fellow hentai anime brothers and sisters (due to the fact I’ve noticed ladies imagine it or not that really like anime) that we place our variations aside since when there is inside of battling then the other folks outside the house don’t regard any person and it is an open invitation for them to just shove their nasal about other peoples enterprise. However at the conclude of the day, we are all men and women ofTradition and we have to adhere jointly.

Masterlist:

Charmed, I'm Sure

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 (ongoing) | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: No human has ever avoided Asmodeus's charm. Except for you.

The Sleepover

Part 1 | Part 2 (completed) | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: RAD exams are rough, you go to Levi's room for a little comfort.

The Great Celestial War Diptych

Part 1 The Love I Meant To Say | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: Simeon had always been good with words.

Part 2 Heart Shaped Wreckage | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: Everything hurt. Asmo woke up not knowing where he was. He eased himself onto his elbows. His body felt numb and aching at the same time. He blinked to clear his vision, but everything stayed dark.

Mermaid Splash

1 2 3 4 5 6 Bonus Chapter (completed) | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: A retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid, featuring Asmodeus x GN MC

The Same Page | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: When your book falls into the sea, you come face to face with the fascinating merman who retrieves it.

Sunkissed | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: After a fun day at a Human World beach, the brothers realize they're sunburned.

Namesake | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: Levi receives an invitation and some surprising news, but can his heart handle it?

The Gift

Summary: On your last night in the Devildom, you give them something to remember you by.

Lucifer | Mammon | Leviathan | Satan | Asmodeus | Beelzebub | Belphegor | Cross-posted on AO3

Headcanons and Drabbles:

Venom

That Bubbly Feeling

Taboo

Carousel

The brothers comforting an MC with difficulty controlling their emotions

MC's child wants to fight Belphie

Falling Asleep

Falling Asleep Dateables ver.

Mermaid Headcanons

Asmo when you're sick

Kiss the Cook (unspecified he/him love interest)

Asmo with a Drag King MC

The Brothers + Solomon at Your Family's Holiday Party

Requests are currently OPEN

I'm currently taking headcanon requests for the brothers and dateables.

*Just not anything NSFW, and the new characters aren't included since I don't know them well enough.

Updated 02/01

Mermaid Splash

Chapter 3

Summary: Obey Me! Fairy tale au. A retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid.

Pairing: Asmodeus x GN MC

Warnings: Mild blood in other chapters.

***

You had taken to walking the beach at dawn in the days of your recovery from drowning. Usually little Luke, the butler’s son would walk with you, but he was unavailable today. You would hum to yourself and pick up any pretty shells you found. You had begun a sizable collection.

This morning, however, was different. The beach was littered with debris from a shipwreck on the other side of the island.

A body had washed up on the beach. It was a young man. He was naked save for a string of pearls circling his neck.

Kneeling by him, your eyes wide, you pressed your ear to his chest. His heart was still beating, but it was slow and quiet.

You touched his face to rouse him. “Sir, please wake up.” You patted his cheeks repeatedly. After a moment he began to stir.

Asmo blinked in the bright morning sun.

His eyes landed on your sweet face staring down at him, your brow creased with concern. He gave a dazzling smile, reaching for your wrist to keep your hand on his cheek.

“Oh, good,” you sighed with relief, smiling. “You’re awake. I was worried we’d lost you.”

You helped him into a sitting position and you removed your jacket, giving it to him to cover his nakedness. He reveled in your warmth, pulling it around himself.

“Where did you come from?” You asked.

Asmo pointed out into the water.

“The ocean?” You were confused. “Do you mean you came from one of the ships that crashed in the storm?”

Asmo paused for a moment, then nodded.

“What’s your name?”

Asmo opened his mouth to speak but nothing came out. He touched the base of his throat, remembering what he'd paid for his legs.

“You can’t speak?” You asked, laying a sympathetic hand on his arm. Asmo enjoyed the feeling of your touch.

He shook his head.

You looked around, locating a stick. “Can you write?”

He gave a broad smile, nodding. Satan had taught him to write using the books he loved to collect.

You handed him the stick and he began to spell out his name in the sand.

“Asmodeus,” you read. His name was like the sweetest melody on your lips. “Did I pronounce that right?”

He nodded again. You smiled at his enthusiasm.

“That’s a beautiful name.” You said.

Asmo ducked his head bashfully.

“I’m MC,” you introduced yourself with a slight bow of your head. “It is nice to meet you, although the circumstances are quite unusual.”

Asmo nodded, copying your bow.

“Come with me, Asmodeus,” You took his hand. “Let us go inside where it's warm.”

He was unsteady on his feet, having never walked on two legs before. You reached around his waist to support him, supposing his weakness was from being tossed about in the storm. He couldn't fight the grin on his face as you held him. And as the two of you made your way up the beach, his steps became easier.

You led him up to the beautiful ivory castle on the shore, opening the massive ornate doors. Asmo stared up in awe at the finery. Royal dwellings in the Kingdom of the Sea were very different from those on land.

“Oh dear,” said a man as the two of you entered the castle. It was the same man who had recovered you on the beach those nights ago.

“Barbatos, this is Asmodeus,” you said. “I think he was part of the shipwreck in the storm last night. I’ve decided to take him in.”

“I thought that shipwreck had no survivors.”

“Well,” you said. “Clearly there was at least one.”

Barbatos gave you and then Asmo each a polite bow. “Very well, Master.”

Barbatos drew Asmo a bath while you and Luke searched for clothes that would fit him. You found acceptable garments for him in your father’s belongings but they would need to be tailored to fit him better.

You were a noble. You explained that your parents had died a year before and you were now the head of the household and the owner of this magnificent castle.

You sat with Asmo and told him how the house was run, that Barbatos was a butler and he handled most household matters. His son, Luke, was still a child but he helped out in the stables. There were other servants but they were silent and distant. It was a great big house with so few people living in it. Almost like a tomb.

All the while Asmo listened, nodding when appropriate.

You left him for a moment to fetch something.

“I thought you could use this to communicate.” You said.

You placed a small leatherbound book and a pencil in his lap.

Asmo opened it. It was a little sketchbook like the one you had taken with you on your boat, only smaller. The first ten pages were full of rough sketches of constellations and one of a little lamb.

“I’m sorry about the drawings.” You apologized. “I can buy you a new book in town tomorrow.”

Asmo shook his head. He opened up to a clean page, writing in it.

Thank you.

You beamed.

“I have something else to show you.”

Taking his hand, you led him up the stairs to a hallway. “My room is right here,” you indicated a door at the end of the hall. “So if you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to come to me.”

You continued down the way to another door, pushing it open. You gestured for him to enter.

“You are welcome to use this room and anything in it for as long as you are here.”

The room had a balcony with the most wonderful view of the ocean. On one wall was a floor length mirror and directly across from it was a dressing table with combs and brushes and hairpins laid out on a tray. In the center of the room was a bed with many pillows and comforters. A fire was already roaring in the hearth.

“This was my childhood bedroom,” you said, sadness tinting your voice. “I’m glad it has use after all this time.”

Asmo opened the sketchbook to write, but you continued speaking.

“You should get some rest Asmodeus, dinner will be in a few hours’ time.” With a final smile you left him in his room.

Asmo couldn’t contain himself. He sat on the bed, bouncing a few times. He turned down the covers and slipped between the sheets. He was sure he had never felt anything so comfortable. Belphie would have loved a chance to sleep in a bed like this.

Soon Asmo drifted off to sleep.

***

Asmo woke to the sound of music drifting up from downstairs. He followed it to its source.

You sat by a fire as Barbatos played a violin as you waited for dinner to be ready. Your eyes were closed as you listened to the music, a smile on your face.

Asmo watched as the bow cut through the air in elegant strokes. The ebb and flow reminded him of the sea.

As the song came to a close, you opened your eyes.

“Asmodeus, come join me.” You reached out to him.

He sat next to you on the settee and Barbatos began another song.

Asmo hadn't noticed he was swaying to the music until his shoulder brushed yours.

He felt himself blush.

He had clearly been enjoying the music. “Asmodeus, do you know how to dance?” You asked.

He frowned, shaking his head.

“Oh,” you said. “Would you like me to teach you?”

He nodded emphatically.

The two of you stood, you leading him to the center of the room. Barbatos stopped his playing, waiting for instructions.

“Could you play something suitable for dancing?” you requested.

You directed Asmo where to place his hands.

Barbatos stood, bow poised at the ready.

You nodded for him to play and he began a slow waltz tune.

Though Asmo had never danced before he took to it easily, gliding with you gracefully across the floor as if he was under water.

He gazed into your eyes, noticing how your smile got bigger with every turn about the room.

“You’re a natural,” you said.

He blushed.

He lost track of how many songs he’d danced with you. He couldn't be happier to be in your arms and you in his.

Barbatos concluded his playing as the clock chimed the dinner hour.

You and Asmo parted, both grinning.

“Dinner is served,” Barbatos bowed.

The three of you made your way to the dining room where a long table was set for only two.

“Barbatos, won’t you take dinner with us?” You asked.

Barbatos set down the violin. “I am sorry, Master,” he said politely. “You know it would not be proper if I, your butler, took dinner with you. Especially since you have a guest. I will dine with the servants as always.”

Barbatos took his leave to the kitchen.

Asmo noted the frown you wore. You were so lonely. He had grown up with his lively brothers. Now that your parents were gone, you had no one but Barbatos and Luke who kept you at a distance because of your status.

Asmo reached for your hand and gave it a squeeze.

At his touch you turned to him, quickly wiping away tear. “I am so happy you're here, Asmodeus.”

Asmo. He mouthed.

You smiled, squeezing his hand back. “Asmo.”

The two of you conversed as you ate, you with words and Asmo with writing. Asmo couldn’t help but kick his feet under the table, he loved the feeling of moving his legs independently.

The meal consisted of several courses, every flavor complimenting the other. As he ate, Asmo’s mind wandered idly to his younger brother Beel.

You spoke throughout the meal of your plans for the week, inviting Asmo to come along with you. He wasn't sure what he had agreed to but Asmo didn't mind because he would be with you.

When Asmo returned to his room at the end of the night, the tide had brought the sea all the way up to the balcony.

He was too giddy to sleep.

First, Asmo stripped off his clothes to view his new body in the full length mirror. The moonlight shone on his pale skin, he admired his perfectly shaped legs and what was between them. He thought he was even more beautiful than when he had a tail, if that was even possible. He twirled with reckless abandon, his heart soared.

When he finally tore himself away from the mirror, he sat at the dressing table. His champagne colored hair was so fluffy and soft now that it was fully dry, he ran the comb through it so many times he lost count. Asmo tried on the hairpins, turning his head to see them sparkle. Mammon would have been so jealous.

He then moved on to your closet which was still full of clothes. He felt all of the different fabrics, choosing his favorite colors and textures. He wanted to try them on but he decided that would be taking too many liberties on your kindness, he was content with only touching them.

There were books on the shelves he wanted to read and artwork on the walls he wanted to study. There was so much about the human world he wanted to know.

It was almost dawn by the time he went to sleep, not being able to resist another glance in the mirror before the plush comforter beckoned to him.

He slept the next day until it was almost dinner time, and you let him because he seemed so exhausted.

When he woke, Asmo found a pile of clothes left for him, they had been tailored perfectly to fit his form.

The two of you danced again to Barbatos’ violin music and when the clock chimed the dinner hour he was loath to let you go.

The next morning you invited him to walk with you on the beach, collecting shells. Luke came along too, the playful young boy reminding Asmo of his little brothers.

And again you danced and dined.

Every day was like that. You spoke and he listened, you looked on as he responded on the page or with his expressive eyes. He flirted with you and batted his eyelashes. You laughed together and danced together. Your loneliness, chased away by his presence, and him falling deeper and deeper in love with you.

***

Cross-posted on AO3