#saltburn brainrot
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oliver & felix stills
cattonquick stills (theyre in love argue with the wall)
thats why we love him
summers at saltburn
/that scene/
birthday boy
‘you make my fucking blood run cold’
#barry keoghan#emerald fennell#felix catton#jacob elordi#oliver quick#saltburn#cattonquick#stills#saltburn details#saltburn but theyre boyfriends#the bath scene#i love saltburn#saltburn brainrot#one chance jacob please#i love them so bad
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i don't want anything
from 𝑦𝘰𝑢.
just everything
with 𝑦𝘰𝑢.
felix catton x reader.
trigger warnings ; smut , oral , kinda asshole felix.
time :
the healer
and the
killer.
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it had been two months since i'd seen him. the ghost of felix catton lingers within the halls of oxford , sticking out like a sore thumb. he had been gone for two months , he went home for break — whilst i stayed in preparation for exams.
those months dragged on , on and on. felix and i weren't a thing , of course not — but what we had between us was no fluke , it was a spark. we'd been talking for only a few weeks before we began sleeping with each other.
that was the time of our lives. we'd sneak into each other's rooms , the thrill of that alone starting off the night with the heat of adrenaline. men and women should be kept in separate buildings . . but we didn't care.
i remember one night — maybe a few months ago now that he snuck into my room. it was late , around three am - neither of us could sleep. we'd been texting each other for hours on end , so we decided to close the gap and meet.
i was sat on my twin sized bed , draped in my heated blanket half naked as i waited for him. it was a particularly cold night. he entered soon after , he was only a short walk away.
my eyes darted up to meet his as he entered my room , i could've swore i saw a god in that moment. he was quite literally shining in the moonlight - messy brown hair compliments his oddly nice attire. he didn't waste any time.
" hey. " he whispered , crawling into my bed and snuggling between my heated blanket. he was . . cold. so cold. his long tatted hand wrapped around my frame perfectly as he laid a few kisses along my collar bone. " hey. " i whispered back , edging closer towards his cold body.
" i missed you. " i couldn't help but admit , i could just hear the smile crinkle onto his posh face. " yeah ? how much. " i turned by body around fully to face him , not answering as i pulled him in for a savory kiss. he tasted like cigarettes and red wine , the posh bastard. our bodies began to sync , hands and body interwoven.
he was the first to break the kiss , staring into my eyes for just a quick glance before he got to work. felix was always a giver. his hands quickly unclipped my bra as my own hands worked at his belt - struggling ever so slightly with the tightness. eventually , i got it off - not without help from him. he laughed a little about that.
he threw his shirt over his head - throwing it god knows where in my room as he pulled me beneath him , draping sloppy kisses down from my mouth down to my breasts. he gave them a bit of love , twisting my sensitive bud's with a bit of pressure — a rough sense of pleasure we had both found ourselves adoring.
further and further he went until he reached my now soaking panties , he placed a kiss on my clothed cunt. without warning however , he ripped them off. i was slightly offended , but i knew he'd buy me a new pair. or at least i thought he would.
he got to work , using one finger to stretch out my cunt with ease , his mouth lapping up my delicate juices with ease. i felt a rush - i was on the metaphorical cloud nine. my hands rushed towards his hair , giving his brown locks a tug as i moaned out his name. with each moan i earned more pleasure from felix — it was music to his ears.
this went on for awhile , until he got bored. we switched things up quickly as i caught a glimpse of the clock — we both had to wake up early for a class. he pulled me up and turned me around , arching my ass up for him. he gave my small ass a slap , leaving a large red mark.
" atta' girl. "
i knew what he liked , what he loved. i'm just not sure if he ever knew what i liked and or loved. he wasted no time , slipping his hard cock into my entrance - causing my head to find refuge in my pillow. i bit down hard , not wanting to wake up anyone.
" cmon' pretty girl , you can take me , that's it. . "
he slapped my ass again , now slowly rutting his hips. he grappled my hair — pulling me up with ease as he began to abuse my cunt.
it was like our bodies were made for each other , gleefully tailored to each other. he pulled my hair and i reached for his hand - which he didn't give me. tears welled in my eyes from the constant thrusts and force . . but something within me only likes this treatment from him.
after awhile we switched positions. now , he's on top of me - finally in a comfortable position on my back. the classic. " open your eyes , look at me. " he demanded - i had been so fucked out of my mind that my eyes were glued shut.
" cmon' " he placed his hand on my cheek - i relaxed a bit . . opening my tear filled eyes. " there you are pretty girl . . look at you. " he smiled , still thrusting with vigor into me. " i'm close , i'm close. " i muttered , he nodded and knew it was time to wrap things up. he leaned down and pressed his lips together with mine once more , my body unable to keep it together any longer.
i climaxed with force , body going numb as he continued to thrust for only a few more minutes - before he pulled out and coated me with his cum. rapid fire almost , covering my stomach and my neck.
he sighed in relief , pressing one more kiss to my forehead before getting off the bed and standing up. he stared to dress. " where are you going ? " i whispered , body still weak as i sat up slowly. " back to my room. " nonchalant , it hurt my feelings however. " i thought you were going to stay with me tonight ? " i felt awful , i felt as i did something wrong.
" what changed ? " i asked - still unsure. " nothing - i . . i just need to sleep in my own bed. " he pulled on his shirt , i sighed and stood up - cleaning myself up with a towel i had laying around. " i'll see you tomorrow ? " i spoke up , nervous of what answer i might get. " yeah , maybe. i'll text. " and with that . . he left.
he left me a mess , dirty sheets , ripped panties and a ripped apart heart. i stood naked in my room for a few minutes - hoping that maybe , just maybe . . he'd come back.
but that was the last time i'd ever see felix catton alive.
#saltburn#fanfic#angst#felix catton#writing#smut#saltburn brainrot#felix catton the man that you are#smut with plot#i feel bad for the reader rip
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behold tumblr...my greatest creation so far !!
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any tall brunettes wanna be like this w me
#PLEASE#saltburn#cattonquick#oliver quick#felix catton#mlm#ftm#transmasc#i am so serious#saltburn brainrot#i’m cute and unsettling like oliver#i promise#gay
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Hi I'm doing a research paper on antiheroes and I'm using Oliver as one example. Could you maybe tell me why he appeals to you as a character despite the murdering and the scheming etc
You come into my askbox while I sleep and make me think? First thing in the morning? BUT I SHALL ANSWER
won't make any sense probably but HEY!
I think the main reason I love Oliver is because I can see a lot of myself in him.
Cut bc this will be long af
Granted, my perspective on the character is... I spend a lot of time thinking about that idiot, so this is fully based on my interpretation of him buttttt
Okay, so the murders and scheming are firstly... Ambiguous. Elspeth is the only one we see as it happens- not in a flashback, big-twist, oh it was my evil plan all along #classwarfare #girlboss #theyhatetoseeabadbitchwinning way- and she's so far gone she's on a ventilator and just dies without it. How did she get so sick? It isn't mentioned. Honestly, as someone with long covid, she's wandering around London without a mask. LADY. YOUR LUNGS.
Everything else? The spiked bottle. The razorblades. They're shown to us at the end, this big gotcha moment... From someone who has clearly spent every moment since Felix Catton died trying desperately to gather some small piece of him.
His home is decorated like Saltburn. He's immediately trying to get back in. The moth battering itself against the window.
Whether or not Oliver Quick is an evil, scheming murderer is entirely down to your interpretation of that reveal montage. Mad props to Emerald for that.
My interpretation of it is... Not to say he's innocent, but that he's a sad, sad man grasping at straws to give himself more agency. He's spent years dwelling on and analysing the worst time of his life, and as a good Eng Lit student (dude was doing essays on Browning) he's turned it into a narrative.
If we stop suspending disbelief, then we have:
Felix
Oliver put some cocaine in a bottle (as evidenced by Oliver having the same sort of vial Farleigh has in the main hall). Oliver drank some. Felix drank some. He threw up, Felix died.
I have probably said this before, but Felix's death cannot be directly attributed to Oliver's actions.
Felix was in the bathroom, and although we don't see him doing lines, he's not just hanging out there for funzies. He's going hard, probably mixing drugs and booze. He's so off his tits that he doesn't notice how bad/bitter the booze Oliver gives him tastes. Plus there's a reason people snort cocaine; it's efficacy is highly reduced when eaten, and it takes far longer to reach the brain. How long would Felix have just stood in the maze? Waiting there like a sim with no activities queued until he keeled over?
It's likely that Felix overdosed, but it's really unlikely that Oliver was the sole cause, if he was the cause at all.
Venetia
He left razorblades near her. That's literally all we see. From Oliver as a character, I don't think he has the guts to actually, directly kill- and it wouldn't make sense to. He'd be found out immediately if he did- any sign of violence and the Cattons would have private investigators and all sorts at their disposal. He was in the next room. It'd be open and shut. I do think, from the blood on the floor, that she tried to go to his room for help and he ignored her- but!
Leaving something sharp near someone in distress is another shitty scheme. What was he going to do if she didn't notice them? What if she knocked them off the side of the tub accidentally? Was he going to leave her a post-it note like HI V PLS KYS LUV OLLIE to make sure she noticed them?
Another thing that often is kinda... Glossed over... Is that Oliver is a fuckin teenager, and he isn't as smart as he portrays himself.
Olls. Why would you fool about with Felix's sister in plain view of the house? Ollie. What exactly did you expect one email to do? Erase Farleigh from existence? Oliver. Mate. You left your phone in the bathroom? Where Felix "no boundaries" Catton could find it? Why? Did you need to play Snake in the bath THAT BADLY? Oliver. Why would you lie about something so easily disprovable? Oliver Quick, you started digging a hole and it became Felix's fucking grave.
Older Oliver has turned what happened into a narrative where He Has Agency. He did it, and he did it on purpose, because HE WASN'T IN LOVE WITH FELIX (he was in love with Felix). He had a plan, you see, it wasn’t him being desperate and trying anything, everything he could to stay close to Felix.
He wasn’t a weird, awkward teenager who went away from home, fell in love with someone entirely unobtainable- due to socioeconomic bracket, gender, the year, all of that- and was so desperate to be near Felix that he built an unsustainable web of lies that fell apart. I think the maze scene is Oliver at his most honest, because he doesn't understand why his performance is any different, other than the amount of effort he's put in.
No, he was evil. A bad guy. A wolf in sheep's clothing, Felix his innocent victim. He's a genius... Because what is the alternative for Oliver Quick?
Admit that he was little more than a child, lashing out, unable to accept his own feelings- as he's unable to accept them as an adult- and now...
The immutable fact is that Felix died, and Oliver will never be over it.
What's the safer option?
I was a mess and I might be responsible for this and I was lashing out and I might have killed the thing I loved most because I fucked it all up.
or
I did it all on purpose.
And... To bring this back to the question.
I have been Oliver Quick in the bit before the bike scene. I've watched people I'd like to be friends with, living a life I was too shy or scared to go after. I can remember desperately wanting to be cool, to have a backstory, to be compelling...
I just never got desperate enough to lie. And I'm doing pretty good now, but I fucking get it. To want that connection so badly, to yearn for the life you see other people living, to want to be someone other than yourself.
So y'know
That's why I love him.
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Saltburn Brainrot strikes again as the first thing I think of when I see this is Felix and Oliver. There should be a dance piece based on Saltburn! I couldn't find a clean copy of this photo, but maybe it will inspire some fan art.
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sometimes i just sit and think about how their eyes both drift down towards each other's lips at the exact same time and i could cry
#this is me coping#why couldn't these mfs be normal#barry's interview is gonna have me waiting for the deleted kiss scene for months#saltburn#cattonquick#felix catton#oliver quick#felix x oliver#quick-catton brainrot
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barry wasn’t fucking around. he was like “this is my man and i don’t play around! matter of fact *puts hand around his waist* he’s mine.” like girl we get it TRUST ME ain’t nobody taking away your jolly green giant lmao
#i have jarry brainrot#their height difference makes me wanna pee my pants#oops you didn’t read that (yes you did)#jarry#barry keoghan#jacob elordi#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#lgbtqia
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the oliver family reveal scene is such a character defining moment for felix. it reveals how deeply self serving he is as a person. ignoring that oliver is lying, since felix isn't aware of that at this point, felix is forcing his seemingly deeply traumatized friend back into said traumatizing environment because he feels the need to play the savior. "i'm not taking no for an answer. you have to fix this" why is felix insistent upon involving himself in these deeply personal family matters? to the point where he's bringing oliver there against his will? answering his phone and talking to his mom for him? as venetia said, he's known ollie for around six months. he couldn't truly begin to understand a family history that complicated and so opposite of his own in such short time, yet he's made himself an authority on mending this broken relationship between an abusive addict mother and her son. by deception. on ollie's birthday!!!!
the attention is taken away from this aspect of the dynamic very quickly since yknow, we find out everything is a farce anyway, but felix imposed himself like it was nothing. he has no concept of boundaries or overstepping- he cannot handle the word no. you can tell it's not the first time he's said "i'm not taking no for an answer" and it wouldn't be the last. and it wasn't ever even truly for ollie's sake, it was another part of felix's fantasy. it's another part of the role ollie plays for him. felix is a damsel that doesn't understand he's the damsel. he thinks he's the knight. and when his damsel isn't actually in distress, the illusion falls apart. suddenly, felix is the one actually in danger and the whole play is ruined.
#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#i just watched anatomy of a fall and bc i'm brainrotted when i heard the line#'your generosity conceals something dirtier and meaner' i immediately thought of felix#and then thought abt this scene bc i really do not see ppl talking abt it enough#and the way a lot of ppl talk abt him on tiktok confuses the fuck out of me. felix is a shitty person genuinely 😭#i feel like it was obvious but apparently not to a lot of ppl#they think he's a nice guy who did nothing wrong#but behind all that kindness and generosity is actually something terrible#yap.txt
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Felix loved Ollie !
He may not have understood exactly what kind of love but he loved him.
The beautiful contrast we get of the partying and then these sweet quiet moments together in his room or the pub. The montage of them, partying, drinking, surrounded by others but still wrapped up in their little bubble.
Felix was jealous, petty and possessive. He wanted to show Ollie off to everyone but simultaneously keep him tucked up right by his side. The utter fit he threw about Ollie and Venecia, it wasn't a brother being mad someone hooked up with his sister, it was jealousy that Oliver wasn't giving him all his time and attention.
Felix loved attention, it's clear, but he thrived in Oliver's all-encompassing worship.
#saltburn#barry keoghan#oliver quick#saltburn 2023#felix catton#saltburn brain rot#jacob elordi#saltburn a03#saltburn movie#my entire brain is filled with this now#the brainrot is real
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Saltburn fanart of Felix and Oliver
Original fanart made by me because I cannot get this film out of my brain 😅
Would people want me to sell prints of this or stickers? (Or both)
#artists on tumblr#artwork#fanart#saltburn#character art#saltburn film#saltburn fanart#oliver quick#felix catton#jacob elordi#barry keoghan#emerald fennell#digital art#the brainrot is real#a wall of climbing ivy
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cattonquick headcanons because saltburn is just rotting my brain to nothing
• ollie has a thing for felix when he goes on his runs because felix being felix does his runs around the estate with his shirt off and in the shortest shorts known to man
• they take baths together & wash each others hair because theyre sappy and gay and just down really bad respectively (but only sappy with each other)
• in the summer theyll sit on the same sunbed together, oliver lying inbetween felix’s legs while felix plays with the shorter boys hair
• oliver revels in felix wearing those linen shirts, when the sun hits & he can see the outline of his boyfriends body through the shirt is enough to make him weak at the knees
• felix is golden retriever boyfriend and oliver is black cat boyfriend
• i said in my last cattonquick hc post that felix would call oliver petnames BUT i forgot the best one // felix calls oliver doll because hes just so delicate and beautiful that hes felix’s own little baby doll
• whenever theyre (oliver) in the library studying, felix is constantly pestering oliver because he wants attention and they inevitably get kicked out because of their too-loud bickering
• theres also a time that felix & oliver got caught definitely not reading books in the little back corner of the library which resulted in them getting in a LOT of trouble (it was worth it)
im rly tempted to write fanfics including some of these UGH i just love them so so much
#barry keoghan#emerald fennell#felix catton#jacob elordi#oliver quick#saltburn#cattonquick#headcanon#saltburn but theyre boyfriends#lgbtq#saltburn headcanons#the brainrot is real#i just love the gays#i love them so bad#felix is bisexual argue with the wall
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#i did something#oliver quick#saltburn#saltburn brainrot#saltburn for ts#saltburn movie#saltburn 2023
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i think about the grave scene so much it makes me feel insane!!! hehe lol! so quirky!
#saltburn#saltburn brainrot#oliverquick#oliver quick#barry keoghan#i’m feral i fear#it makes me feel insane#im going to rip out my hair#UGH
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Oliver Quick is not Upper Middle Class by British Standards pass it on
#leiflitter rambles#saltburn#oliver quick#saltburn brainrot#i am begging folks who are not from the uk to at least read the wikipedia article about social class in the UK
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Guess my Saltburn Brainrot™️ has now reached epic proportions because today when I went to use a small piece of tissue on a minor cut I thought "better do an Oliver here."
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