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S/o: Larrry! Come back to bed!
Larry: Not now, Dear. I’m not done with my online banking.
S/o, buries face in pillow: Fuck! That’s so HOT!
Larry: That’s why I do it.
#s: tik tok#pokemon incorrect quotes#pokemon scarvi#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon x reader#gym leader larry#elite four larry#larry x reader#gym leader larry x reader#pokemon larry
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Zeus: Sometimes i forget my siblings actually have entire lives that they're living and they aren't just my side characters.
#hee hee zeus has main character syndrome.#zeus#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect mythology#mythology#s: tik tok#queuetzalcoatl
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Kiya: Hey, you wanna take things up to the bedroom?
Sir Daniel: Sure, what's up there?
Kiya: By the way, did you bring protection?
Sir Dan: WHY? WHAT'S UP THERE??
#medievil#medievil 2#memedievil#incorrect quotes#sir daniel fortesque#princess kiya#s: tik tok#《 himbo Fortesque returns 》
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Orihime: Would you rather kiss me for $100 or the prettiest girl you know for $1,000?
Ichigo: Of course I'll kiss you.
Orihime: *blushes*
Orihime, clears throat: So.. I am not the prettiest girl you know?
Ichigo: (ʘᗩʘ’)
Orihime: Then tell me who's the prettiest girl you know.
#s: Tik Tok#I saw this from a couple's Tik Tok video and I thought it was hella cute#sorry ichigo this was a trick question#ichihime#ichigo kurosaki#orihime inoue#incorrect bleach quotes#incorrect bleach#the kurosaki family#incorrect quotes
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what is it like to have to bathe a hairless cat?
(I'm thinking of getting one of those gremlins, so i need to know.)
slippery. giant squirming buttered ravioli. for the love of god do not let it escape because you will never recapture it (too slippery) (slippery all over your house) (horrible)
#i am convinced tik tok people posting a e s t h e t i c sphynx cat bath time videos are like#drugging their cats#my boys are RATS
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https://www.reddit.com/r/FrutigerAero/comments/185chbf/you_sure_you_guys_just_arent_depressed_or/
#my sentiments exactly#and like not everything needs to be under its own aesthetic#the only prominent thing I remember from mid-2000's was 'mcbling' / super generic commercials and indie rock bands getting on big labels#so nothing progressive about that#however the Wii / DS presentation is very much its own thing compared to all this other stuff a Tik Tok person would lump together#it's basically vaporwave all over again just with a different name lol#frutiger aero#frutigeraero#text#nostalgia
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#tiktok#tik tok#video#mod pastel#s/o to my native friend for making me even more afraid of the dark#yeah we dont look out the window at night#why i ask#we just dont#fucking okay then new fear unlocked THANKS#also learned the great lakes have fucking GIANT PANTHERS as if deep water wasnt scary enough
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#CultivateElev8#on Tik Tok#awareness#gas#gas stoves#fossil fuels#rockefeller had petroleum classified as a ''fossil fuel'' in the late 1800's#fossil fuels are ''apparently created by rotting plant & animal life from the imaginary dinosaur era''#one problem with this Theory is petroleum is found much farther in the Earth than any plant or animal life would be found#in fact the majority is found that way#Petroleum is the Second Most Abundant Source of Liquid Found on Earth#Water is the First#there is no Supply/Demand Issue with Petroleum...it is all a Theory Tail created by the parasites so they can Control & Manipulate YOU#NOT to mention Steal from Your Pocket Book...but then the parasites got you paying for Water now...soon it will be Air!!#do your own research#challenge what you know#the lies are many#the story of Your History & the things You have been taught in schools were created by the parasites#it was rockefeller who wanted & did start the schooling system#he wanted to Train Slaves for the Work Force...he says it himself...#unlearn the lies#use your intuition & relearn the truths
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do you have any photos of tubbos side profile peeposhy
Yep!
#some are more to the side then others but I figured a range would help :D#also that photo with Tom sends me into the stratosphere bc why does he look like a 70’s rockstar in a Polaroid#that his kid would use in the tik tok trend where they show how attractive their parents were as teenagers#tubbo#anon asks
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#talkin#tik tok#ebonywarriorstudios#ulysses s grant#the civil war#racism#reconstruction#kkk#ku klux klan#woodrow wilson#the birth of a nation
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[R/n sitting on a park bench drinking coffee, when this drifter looking man walks up to her.]
Gai Kurenai: Here’s a fiver.
(puts some money in her coffee cup.)
R/n: Oh uh, I’m not homeless. I’m a teacher.
Gai, wincing: Oof! Here’s a tenner.
[Hands her an additional $ 10 and walks off]
R/n:….
R/n: [awkwardly looks around and pockets the cash]
Belial, while watching her from inside her purse: Really?
R/n: Don't judge me ,Bel. I you told how much my job pays me.
Belial, stares at her in disbelief: Gomora's bones, you were serious about that?!
#s: tik tok#ultraman incorrect quotes#ultraman#tokusatsu incorrect quotes#tokusatsu#ultraman orb#gai kurenai#ultraman belial#ultraman belial x reader#spark doll! Belial#teacher!reader#afab reader
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Freyr: Hey man, did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
Thor: ... yeah?
Freyr: Who'd have thunk?
Thor, deep in thought: ... what kind of sick fuck eats monkeys?
#freyr#thor#brotp#norse gods#norse mythology#incorrect norse gods#incorrect norse mythology#incorrect mythology#mythology#s: tik tok#queuetzalcoatl
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Kirio: What was our goal last month?
Hiyori: To stay away from negative people.
Kirio: Exactly! And how did it go?
Hiyori, gleefully: It went great! I feel good.
Kirio: Perfect. So our goal this month is to also stay away from negative people.
Hiyori: Noooo, no. Our goal this month is to stay away.. from people.
Kirio, confused: Wh- What- What kind of people?
Hiyori: Uhhhhhh... People.
Kirio: ?
Hiyori: All... All people.
#12th division#incorrect bleach#incorrect bleach quotes#kirio hikifune#hiyori sarugaki#turn back the pendulum arc au#incorrect quotes#s: tik tok
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did people on tik tok and twitter who are mad that "pheejin got their happy ending" even watch the show's finale? because that's not what happened
#it s insane how many edits i ve seen on tik tok about people being angry about this#and when asked if they watched the finale they said “no because i saw pheejin why did BOC include pheejin”#like wtf#dff#dff finale#dead friend forever
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the more i think about it the more mad i get that she didn’t use i can do it with a broken heart as the single
#ttpd#would’ve been perfect for so many reasons#1. it’s actually catchy#2. references the whole last year of eras mania#3. has some cute tik tok hooks (sad but true)#like it was RIGHT THERE#ugh the more i sit s the album the more annoyed i am bc there is something genuinely really good in there#but instead it’s such a MESS#and everyone saying that’s the point — like okay? that doesn’t mean it’s good tho#also like you can’t say oh no it’s bad but she did that on purpose so it’s ok#like bffr it’s just bad! but if she’d cut it down 1 standard album and released a good single?#and called it literally anything else?? (i hate the title <3)#ugh. this could’ve been amazing. instead it’s … what it is
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okay, latter day saints (of all flavors)
in your opinion, who is the/your most based latter day prophet and why?
#mormon#latter day saints#tumblrstake#queerstake#community of christ#i didn’t put Q12 bc i have major biases there#obvi the apostle who is my tik tok mutual 🤪 (i'm dead serious. the embarrassment 😳)#and most of y'all would say Apostle Uchtdorf i do believe#and yeah he's cool i will say#my answer will go in an rb so people can respond in an rb without my long post#i will have to tell that tik tok story bc i decided to delete absolutely nothing lol#Apostle Smith will simply cope with the cringy content#in the Utah church my favorite is President Spencer W. Kimball but thats just my outside opinion#i read Black Saints in a White Church and he earned my respect for going to bat for Black Saints in the Utah LDS church#but not a fan of some of his stuff from the early 60's but his understanding of race clearly grew and improved from then
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