Wyrd Sisters Tea Poll (Part 1)

We all know witches love tea. We also know they're practical, and therefore would probably prefer teabags over loose leaf. But what brand of tea, and what kind of tea would each member of our beloved Lancre coven prefer (if they lived in modern day UK)?

Lets kick it off with none other than - drumroll please! -

Granny Weatherwax

Granny is a traditionalist, and that means black tea. But would she have a secret fondness for something like Earl Grey (still very much traditional, but with that nice hint of bergamot), or would she stick to the older generation's favourite Yorkshire Tea?

Lets vote!

If you answered "Other", please specify in the comments/tags/wherever I might see it. Same goes if you want to add anything about your choice, tea in general, the British and their habits, the Lancre witches, and so on and so forth.

Have fun!

Roundworld AU Vimes fully supporting "eat the rich" and "all cops are bastards" and Sybil standing a few meters behind him looking very concerned 

btw I have now gone fully bananas because I was in the bath last night and I thought to myself "Moist von Lipwig would be such a good Eurovision host"

anyway I'm insane but I'm right

Crazy Rich Agateans

What if Twoflower had brought Rincewind back with him after The Light Fantastic?

(if Ke Huy Quan is Twoflower, then of course Michelle Yeoh is Mrs. Twoflower. And yes, I know Twoflower is not that tall, but Ke Huy Quan's head is on Henry Golding's body, and it's beyond my capabilities to shrink him, so pretend Twoflower is standing on a box or something.)

I find it funny that a modern/Roundworld AU is technically canon because of Color of Magic but also I love the fantasy stuff so much that I don't just want to plop my Rincewind into the real world anyhow (AND he can't even really do magic...only by accident). Plus disabled characters can exist in fantasy settings and I'm 100% sure Rincewind is disabled

Pod-Together Day 3 Reveals 2023

The Yiling Lightbringer and the Shadow Patriarch | 闪电君 和 防光老祖 (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù) written by harborshore, performed by jennisaisquoi Summary: The year is 3023, and the cultivation world went to war to stop the Wen clan from taking over the planet. A year after the war ended, Wei Wuxian is running a free health clinic for the war victims of Yiling with Wen Qing. They're hiding from the Jin, who take exception to people giving away health care for free. They're also not big fans of the new electrical grid Wei Wuxian has invented, especially because he's not charging for that either. Then Yiling starts buzzing about a new cultivator dressed in black, working with resentful energy and scaring the Jins. But it's not Wei Wuxian.

Revenge Is A Powerful Spell (Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)) written by flipflop_diva, performed by GhostCwtch Summary: The beeping of the machines sounded like a countdown, but a countdown to what? The end of the world — again? A happily ever after? The tension in the room was palpable, like any sudden movement could either shatter it forever or send the world spinning out of control. And no one wanted to be the reason for that. So none of them moved. Nor spoke. Nor did anything but stare — at the floor, at the machines, at Tara. -- An AU starting from Season 6, Episode 19, "Seeing Red." The canon that should have been.

all eyes on me (Men's Hockey RPF) written by LizzieMack, performed by nony Summary: “You got a lot going on today?” “Job interview,” Tim says. It’s technically true. “Oh, yeah?” the guy asks, eyebrows raised halfway to his hairline. “That’s cool.” Tim shrugs. He can’t shake the feeling that the guy somehow knows what he’s here for. People come to hotels for all kinds of reasons. He’s pretty sure there’s a business expo or something going on at this one; he keeps seeing guys in suits. There’s really no way for anyone to guess that Tim is here for a porn shoot.

a false start (McGillicuddy And Murder's Pawn Shop (Podcast)) written by Koschei_B, performed by Rosemarycat5 Summary: Maude does join Night Enthusiasts. It still doesn't go well for them. Some things don't matter, because others never change.

Tied to a Dream I Can Barely Remember (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types) written by litra, performed by Juulna Summary: Soulmates dream of each other, but not Obi-Wan. Not until he's lost so much and given up on it. Cody dreams of the outside, of someone who is haunted by the dark.

Collapsing Under My Dreams (Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types) written by EustaciaVye, performed by AsterRoc Summary: After crash-landing on an uncharted planet, an injured Obi-Wan learns Ventress has a very different perspective of the Jedi Order’s peacekeeping activities.

Radio Killed the Semaphore Star [text, audio] (Discworld - Terry Pratchett) written by SweetPollyOliver, performed by semperfiona Summary: In 1895 on Roundworld, the inventor Guglielmo Marconi invented the wireless telegraph, which used radio waves—a form of electromagnetic radiation that is outside the visible spectrum—to transmit messages from a sending operator to a radio receiver. But, like the invention of bread*, few truly good wheezes are only thought of once, and so in the early 2000s UC on Discworld, Liam Macaroni invented a similar device that used a different form of electromagnetic radiation: octarine. And, due to the preponderance of narrativium on Discworld, radio got around to audio transmission, rather than being confined to the old dots and dashes routine, quite a bit more promptly than it did on Roundworld. *And brewing.

The Outlaws’ Guide to Parenting (DCU) created by Flowerparrish, kbirb, and Opalsong Summary: Roy: so you know how I had that fling with Chershire for a month or two a couple years ago? Roy: apparently the condom broke Kori: You have a child! Jason: of fucking course we're keeping her

Provision (9-1-1 (TV)) written by domarzione, performed by blackglass Summary: ( noun) The providing or supplying of something, especially of food or other necessities Michael and Bobby, figuring out their places in relation to each other, to Athena, and to the world.

The Care And Feeding Of Poorly Warlocks [text, audio] (Shadowhunters (TV)) written by mansikka, performed by ToughPaperRound Summary: Alec's second day of being home starts with a sneeze so violent that it forces all of the feathers from their comforter and pillows. "Not to worry," Magnus says cheerfully, magicking all the feathers away and replacing the bedding with a simple flourish. There must be dust in the air along with those feathers, because Alec then starts coughing, and in the process manages to summon a hairdryer, a pair of shorts, and a single, freshly boiled egg. In which, Alec gets his first warlock flu and his magic makes it everybody's problem.

Shepard's No One Fan (Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy) written by ThreeWhiskeyLunch, performed by Djapchan Summary: During the events of Mass Effect 1, Conrad Verner starts up a WeeView channel. What starts out as a fangirl-for-Shepard channel turns into something much else during the events of Saren and the Geth's invasion of the Citadel.

modern/roundworld!au rincewind is definitely from either idaho or florida

idaho because potatoes

florida because i dunno?? funny stuff happens there??

Roundworld au where everything is the same except Nobby gets nominated for queer eye

Tell me more about "zephrbabe (all)" 😈

Ah, well! So, this is my Darcy Lewis is Susan Sto Helit’s daughter AU.

Last time I looked, that particular doc contained everything I'd already written for the prompt you sent me for a milestone celebration oh-so-many-years-ago. ( it got out of hand soooo quickly 😁😬)

I've already posted two stories from the main continuity - Stranded (Darcy's arrival on Roundworld) and Six College Credits (set during Thor) - and there's a few 'au of an au' snippets on my AO3 as well.

The next biggest chunk in that doc is set somewhere after Civil War but before Infinity war and involves Bucky trying to figure why he doesn't remember the sassy woman putting Tony Stark in his place:

With his arm maintenance complete, Bucky didn’t really have an excuse to stay any longer but his curiosity has been piqued and he really wanted to see how Miss Lewis was going to deal with Stark's incessant chatter. He was trying to think of an excuse to stick around when the specialist handed him several pieces of paper stapled together.

“What’s this?” he asked, momentarily distracted from his quest.

“Performance evaluations,” the technician said, a note of resignation in his voice. “If you don’t mind...”

Bucky leapt at the opportunity. “I’ll do it right away,” he promised, hiding his inner glee at the excuse to hang around a bit longer. “I’ll leave it in your office when I’m done.”

He started the questionnaire straight away, glancing over at Stark and Miss Lewis occasionally as they continued their discussion.

He could hear Miss Lewis’ patience wearing thin, the frustration in her voice growing as the billionaire continued to harangue her.

It was pure luck that he was looking directly at her when It happened.

Her never-ending patience cracked.

“NO,” she said, and even though she hadn’t raised her voice even the tiniest bit, the word both appeared in his head without bothering his ears, and dropped into the room like a lead balloon, drowning out every other noise in the lab.

Bucky had never heard a word so solid. So real.

And then for a second - just one second - Bucky would have sworn black and blue that Miss Lewis’ blue eyes glowed, filling the room with a blue glow that reflected off every shiny surface.

Your headcanon about Luggage being an alligator in roundworld AU? I absolutely LOVE it, pls give us more

HEE HEE she’s fat and malicious and I love her. You are right I gotta get back to my discworld roots.....

Coraline is a Roundworld AU Tiffany Aching.

Wyrd Sisters Tea Poll (Part 3)

We all know witches love tea. We also know they're practical, and therefore would probably prefer teabags over loose leaf. But what brand of tea, and what kind of tea would each member of our beloved Lancre coven prefer (if they lived in modern day UK)?

Lets finish with none other than - drumroll please -

Magrat Garlick

Even though the mighty herbalist, that Magrat Garlick is, would succumb to the (unspoken) peer pressure of the older members of the Lancre coven and drink black tea, she herself would probably prefer something slightly different. But what? Would she go with the calming camomile tea, a sweet strawberry and raspberry infusion, some green (plain, or jasmine) tea, an organic rooibos infusion, or maybe the trendy matcha?

Lets vote!

If you answered "Other", please specify in the comments/tags/wherever I might see it. Same goes if you want to add anything about your choice, tea in general, the British and their habits, the Lancre witches, and so on and so forth.

Have fun!

Wyrd Sisters Tea Poll (Part 2)

We all know witches love tea. We also know they're practical, and therefore would probably prefer teabags over loose leaf. But what brand of tea, and what kind of tea would each member of our beloved Lancre coven prefer (if they lived in modern day UK)?

Lets continue with none other than - drumroll please -

Nanny Ogg

Nanny Ogg is also a traditionalist, but with much fancier and more adventurous tastes than Granny, so black tea for sure, but either with a twist, or whatever she would consider the "fancy kind". But which one?

Lets vote!

If you answered "Other", please specify in the comments/tags/wherever I might see it. Same goes if you want to add anything about your choice, tea in general, the British and their habits, the Lancre witches, and so on and so forth.

Have fun!

bfndnsnsns just got to the bit where Vetinari marvels about the clacks and then Leonard invents a coffee machine

imagine the state of him in a roundworld AU. give him wikipedia and one of those coffee pod machines and you won't see him for a week

Glow Stick Crack

April 6 - Must include glow sticks - Rave not required.

This is a Discworld Crossover/Fusion - I’ve borrowed the Darcy who is the daughter of Susan Sto Helit and Lobsang Ludd for this one. It’s given me some good ideas for that particular series but after some thought I decided I don’t want to go through the whole schamozzle of rewriting it to fit right now, so it is what it is and I’ll be definitely be reusing this idea later on. So think of this as an au of that au, if you want.

Some useful information: Susan Sto Helit is Death’s granddaughter, and Lobsang Ludd is Time’s son (and has now taken over the family business). The first story of the series is here.  Please - ask questions if there’s anything you don’t understand!

It was one of those times when Darcy found it impossible to contact HEX. From experience, this usually meant that either Something Occult was happening on Discworld, or aliens were about to invade Roundworld. Or... or maybe the fog of incompatible magic was just impenetrable this week.

Whatever.

It didn't change the fact Eric was missing and Jane seemed to have lost interest in, well... Everything. Which was super inconvenient because after 150 years on Roundworld, Darcy knew when something was wrong.

And something was very wrong. Which meant Darcy had questions that only HEX or her Great Grandfather could answer. And with HEX incommunicado, she was left with only one option.

The Rite of AshkEnte.

And someone to help her perform it.

And wasn't that just a whole other barrel of problems. Obviously she couldn't ask Eric, because she didn't know where he was. The new intern - Ian - wasn’t an option either, because he didn't know about Darcy. Her erstwhile sort of boyfriend was currently incommunicado - and in another country even if he wasn't.  As for Jane… Darcy frowned. She wasn't even sure where Jane was at the moment, but she couldn't do the Rite on her own. Minimum requirements were two people, two small sticks, and one fresh egg. She had her favourite set of chopsticks and the egg - she just needed one more person. And maybe the dribbly candles and some glitter as well - Great Grandad did like it when you put in a little extra effort.

“Well, I guess sitting around here won't get anything done,” she muttered sourly, and stalked into her bedroom. Opening up her wardrobe, she pulled out the bottom drawer, removed the stack of old, ratty sweatpants and lifted the false bottom out of it. Her collection of lifetimers lay nestled in their cocoons and she ran her fingers across them, assuring herself that everyone was okay. Well, everyone except the one that was still frozen. (She hadn't been completely surprised when Steven Grant Rogers turned out to be Captain America but the defrosting of his lifetimer had sent her into a texting flurry to HEX.)

Selecting Jane's hourglass, she cradled it in her hands and closed her eyes.

“Where are you?” she murmured. “C'mon, Jane. I need you.”

Her concentration was broken by an unexpected knocking on her front door. Swearing softly, she shoved the hourglass back into its place, piled everything back into the drawer and opened the front door just as Natasha Romanoff knocked a second time.

Damn.

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.

The last thing she needed right now was a nosy spy. A spy that could somehow see past the sheer ordinariness that Darcy constantly projected and was determined to ferret out all of Darcy’s secrets.

“Agent Romanoff! Hey! I wasn't expecting-”

“Really?” Natasha held her phone up for Darcy to see. “Then you don't know anything about this?”

Darcy stared at Natasha for a moment before allowing her gaze to shift to the screen in front of her.

“I didn't send that,” she said automatically, and then cursed inwardly as she realised who probably had sent it. Bloody HEX. It had been trying to convince her that Natasha would be a trustworthy ally for months now.  She looked into Natasha's curious eyes and made a decision. “Actually, you know what? I did. I do. Need your help. Come on in.”

She stepped aside to let Natasha into the flat. “You want a cup of tea? Coffee?”

“Tea would be very nice.” Natasha paused by the coat rack, allowing Darcy to move in front of her and lead the way into the flat. “So how long has Eric been missing for?”

“Well, the last time we heard from him was about a week ago. We've been here three days but there's no sign of him.” Darcy bustled around the tiny kitchen, filling the kettle, fishing mugs out of the sink and tracking down the box of teabags.

“Was the last contact by phone or email?” Natasha asked.

“Voicemail,” Darcy replied. “Jane didn’t actually find the message for a few hours and he never picked up when she called him back.”

She poured the water, pushed Natasha’s mug towards her, and sat down.

“However, I actually need you for something completely different right now, Agent Romanoff.”

“Please - call me Natasha. You don’t want to find Eric?” Natasha sipped at her tea, staring at Darcy over the top of her mug.

“Oh, yes. I do. And I will. Find him. Just… not the way you’re expecting. I do need to pop down to the shop first though. Unless you happen to have some candles with you of course.” Darcy laughed nervously. She was 170 years old and only Natasha Romanoff could make her this nervous.

Natasha narrowed her eyes and tilted her head. “No, but I do have some glow sticks. Will they do?”

Darcy paused for a moment, startled and so, so curious.

“How many?”

“About fifty, I think.”

“Why do you have fifty glow sticks?” Darcy asked.

“Undercover mission as a children’s party host.” Natasha’s voice and expression were so deadpan Darcy couldn’t tell if she was joking or not. Not that it mattered.

Instead, Darcy considered the idea. The candles were just for show anyway - they weren’t actually necessary for the Rite… and using glow sticks might just do away with the need for glitter too. And knowing her Great Grandfather, he’d probably really like them.

“You know what? I think they might be perfect.” She lifted her own cup to her mouth and swallowed a large mouthful of tea, grinning at Natasha the whole time. She let the shine of galaxies glow in her eyes for a second, and put her cup down again. “You ready to learn some secrets, Agent Natasha?”

The spy stared back at her and a flicker of doubt crossing her face, followed rapidly by a searing bolt of curiosity. Slowly a matching smile spread across her face. “I thought you’d never ask,” she replied.

“-and now I can feel that something’s happening and I can’t contact HEX, so this is my only other option,” Darcy said half an hour later as she put the finishing touches on the chalk octagram she’d drawn inside a circle in the middle of the living room floor.

Natasha shook her head. “That is without a doubt the most far-fetched story I’ve ever heard and yet I don’t doubt you at all. No wonder you try to keep a low profile.”

Darcy stood up. “I mean, it’s not like I can’t get myself out of any trouble I get into, but it’s easier to not get into trouble in the first place, right?”

“Absolutely,” Natasha agreed. “So now what?”

“Now,” Darcy said, her hair eagerly twisting itself into numerous little buns like it was the 90's again, “we dance.”

She picked up her iPod, cued up the appropriate playlist, and sat it in it’s dock.

Death appeared halfway through The Macarena*.

*In the second Discworld game the wizards sing ‘Day-O’ (The Banana Boat song) whilst performing the Rite of AshkEnte. I thought the Macarena would be an appropriate 2010’s Roundworld adjustment. The playlist probably also includes The Nutbush, Y.M.C.A., and The Timewarp.*

The Wizards perform the Rite of AshkEnte in Discworld II - the Rite starts at 1:25

**There are twelve ways of performing the Rite, but eight of them cause instant death, and so might just be considered to summon Death in the "usual" manner, and the ninth is very hard to remember.[10] This leaves three ways to safely summon death: Although the Rite can be performed by a couple of people with three small sticks and 4 cc of mouse blood or even with a fresh egg and two small sticks, the wizards (Ridcully excepted) prefer to do it the old fashioned way, with heavy equipment consisting of numerous drippy candles, octograms written on the floor, thuribles, and similar paraphernalia. They feel it's not "proper" wizardry if it's not showy enough. - taken from the Discworld Wiki**

sorrynotsorry

Ok so THREE ships for the shipping post, pick and chose @ your discretion on grounds of this is a bit extra. •Vimes/Vetinari/Sybil •Moist von Lipwig/Adora Bell Dearheart •William/Otto/Sacharissa

buckle up friendo if we’re gonna be Extra then I’m answering every goddamn question, obviously some of these are 21st century Earth things so... just pretend they all live in London instead of Ankh-Morpork for those, I guess

here we fucking go

1. Vimes/Vetinari/Sybil

who hogs the duvet Sam does. Dude is a big fan of pillows, I can’t imagine he’d be any different re: duvetswho texts/rings to check how their day is going Sybil. Sam is v bad at technology and Havelock just sends memes while watching committees happenwho’s the most creative when it comes to gifts Havelock, if by ‘creative’ you mean ‘devious and prone to trolling’who gets up first in the morning Havelock, though let’s be honest, none of them has anything remotely approaching a normal sleep patternwho suggests new things in bed this is definitely Sybil and there’s nothing that will ever convince me otherwisewho cries at movies S A Mwho gives unprompted massages that is an extremely bad idea when two out of three people in the relationship are (justifiably) paranoidwho fusses over the other when they’re sick Sam is the absolute worst for this, as we all found out in Feet of Claywho gets jealous easiest Sam. His self-esteem is terrible and he can hardly believe that one smart, cute, fancy rich person would want him, let alone two. Things can be dificult. He does his best.who has the most embarrassing taste in music I mean I’m pretty sure Havelock wins this one by reading sheet music, the weirdowho collects something unusual ...how unusual are farty dragons? (it’s Sybil regardless, even if the dragons aren’t unusual for Ankh-Morpork she does also have a house full of random tat)who takes the longest to get ready if they’re going out it’s Sybil because she’s got Undergarments(tm) and makeup and a wig to sort out, but if it’s a normal day it’s Havelock because let’s be honest, anyone with a beard like that is definitely a little bit vain and fussy about itwho is the most tidy and organised Mr shiny-circular-saw-brain himself, Havelock Vetinariwho gets most excited about the holidays 100% Sybil (and Sam a bit too, secretly, now he’s in a position to enjoy them)who is the big spoon/little spoon Sam is always the littlest spoon and he loves itwho gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports lmaoooo this is Havelock for sure, he’s clearly one of those people who won’t do anything in public unless he knows he won’t fuck it upwho starts the most arguments this is Sam’s favourite hobbywho suggests that they buy a pet Sybil and Havelock just kind of acquire them tbh, and Sam gave up doing anything about it years agowhat couple traditions they have 25th May is special- it’s Young Sam’s birthday and of course the anniversary of the revolution, so Uncle Havelock comes round for tea and then goes to Small Gods with old Sam, and then stays the night, conveniently disappearing early enough in the morning that nobody else knows he was therewhat tv shows they watch together listen. listen. if they were in modern London they’d be watching the Supervet and getting emotional about it. fite me. also Sybil and Havelock watch nerdy gameshows like Only Connect and University Challenge, but Sam is not here for that at allwhat other couple they hang out with bold of you to assume any of these nerds have any other friendshow they spend time together as a couple does almost getting murdered count because that does happen a lot. Otherwise: naps at bizarre times of the day, fighting over the newspaper, carriage journeys home from parties where they bitch about everyone they hate (ie everyone else who was there)who made the first move Sybil, for every single context where making the first move was necessarywho brings flowers home Havelock does because he’s a ‘show affection through gifts’ sort of person and also a huge nerd who probably knows all about floriographywho is the best cook fucking nobody lol they’re all useless

2. Moist/Adora

who hogs the duvet Adora. And there’s nothing Moist can do about it.who texts/rings to check how their day is going Moist, because he’s a nice cheerful sort of boy (and also likes to be annoying)who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts ...probably Moist? He’s pretty imaginative, I think- that’s not to say that Adora wouldn’t find him good gifts, but his would be more ‘out there’ without being wrongwho gets up first in the morning Adora, unless she’s on nights or Moist has been summoned by his surrogate dad Vetinariwho suggests new things in bed hahahaha ADORAwho cries at movies both of them. Adora will never admit this to anybody.who gives unprompted massages Moist, but only once they’ve been married long enough that he knows when he definitely won’t get stomped onwho fusses over the other when they’re sick I honestly think they’re both the kind of people who are like ‘get the fuck away from me’ when they’re ill so probably nobodywho gets jealous easiest Adora. She’s not worried about Moist, but he’s a very charming dude and other people need to Watch It.who has the most embarrassing taste in music Moist is a big Spandau Ballet fan and you know itwho collects something unusual look, Moist doesn’t actively collect weird shit, weird shit just happens to come into his possessionwho takes the longest to get ready Moist. Just fucking look at him. He wears a gold suit.who is the most tidy and organised Adora, but this does not extend to her private space at all, and their bedroom is a disaster areawho gets most excited about the holidays M o i s twho is the big spoon/little spoon I... think it’s probably Moist. Yeah. Moist.who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports Adora is the kind of person who’d even try to fight Vetinari if she had to, so.who starts the most arguments see above lmaowho suggests that they buy a pet Moist does, because for all that he complained, he got quite attached to Mr Fusspotwhat couple traditions they have uhhhhh idk if it’s a tradition so much as a regular date night but they definitely go dancing together when they have timewhat tv shows they watch together they hate-watch The Apprentice, and Undercover Boss, and Dragons Den- basically anything where they can judge other people’s ability to run a businesswhat other couple they hang out with work people, mostly. Sometimes they have to socialise with Sam and Sybil, which is a bit unfortunate for Moist and Sam, but Adora and Sybil find their respective idiots very cute when they’re all cross so it tends to work out okayhow they spend time together as a couple the aforementioned hate-watching marathons and dancing. I think they’re probably one of the few canon couples that actually has date nights.who made the first move Moist. It’s canon. He’s a dipshit, but it did sort of work.who brings flowers home Moist does, because he thinks it’s a good idea to do it regularly so Adora won’t assume he’s fucked up every timewho is the best cook Moist- he once spent three months as a cook in a pub while laying low after a scam. It’s not amazing gourmet food, but it’s alright.

3. William/Otto/Sacharissa

who hogs the duvet Sacharissa, because she’s the smallest and the first to get coldwho texts/rings to check how their day is going All of them- they’re journalists, they’re always in contact all the time. In a Roundworld AU they’d have a whatsapp groupwho’s the most creative when it comes to gifts Williamwho gets up first in the morning I think this probably depends on what they’re doing, but it’s definitely not Otto hahawho suggests new things in bed Otto isn’t necessarily going to suggest them outright, but he’s definitely dropped hints about things he used to get up to back in the daywho cries at movies William. He thinks the others don’t know. They do.who gives unprompted massages I’m not sure? This seems like a William thing but he’s also extremely awkward. I think it would be him once they were established as a trio.who fusses over the other when they’re sick Otto- he worries about the other two because they’re mortal and because he’s just generally an anxious kind of dudewho gets jealous easiest William. He’s a bit insecure about his place in the world and, well, Sacharissa is so pretty and Otto is a vampire which makes him automatically 500% sexier to everyone everywhere, clearly anyone hanging around them wants to take his place. (Spoiler: they don’t.)who has the most embarrassing taste in music Sacharissa strikes me as a big 90s pop fan idekwho collects something unusual Otto is definitely a nerd about old cameras/iconographswho takes the longest to get ready I think possibly Sacharissa just because girl clothes take longer- otherwise I don’t think there’s much in it. They’re all pretty sensible people.who is the most tidy and organised William has a stick up his butt about everything ever, so definitely himwho gets most excited about the holidays Otto does, because he finally has someone to celebrate with who isn’t going to get eaten (behave.)who is the big spoon/little spoon this varies a lot, I think? I just kind of assumed they usually end up in a big old cuddlepilewho gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports William. He went to boarding school and even though he hated it, it’s bound to have had some effect on himwho starts the most arguments ...also William lmaowho suggests that they buy a pet Sacharissa. She thinks both Wuffles and Mr Fusspot are very cute.what couple traditions they have They get a takeaway whenever they’ve stayed late at work together to finish a big story. Otto can’t eat it, obviously, but he likes to just sit with the others and hang out. It’s nice.what tv shows they watch together absolutely no news programmes at all, ever. Lots of low-energy stuff like How It’s Made so they don’t have to use any brainpower.what other couple they hang out with sometimes Gunilla and Boddony join in with the takeaway nightshow they spend time together as a couple running about like loons after the next story, mostlywho made the first move William with Sacharissa, Sacharissa with Ottowho brings flowers home Sacharissa does- mostly just because she likes having them aroundwho is the best cook Otto made a point of learning to cook so he could do something nice for his favourite people. He had lessons and everything. He has to wear gloves to handle the garlic, but it’s worth it.