this is a rare moment in which i think abo straight cis white couples.. .

im thinking about them. mabe a bit to much but is ok. ill be fine. ill exis.t. i think i m very normal.

do you write for multiple characters at once? liek simple headcannons but w a few characters included? if not just ignore this but if you do what about ron, brett, and / or andre (feel free to pick who u wanna write for lol) with a Short™️ reader ? i really love what you've posted so far :P

I do! of course, and thank you!! I’m including height headcanons for everyone too. 

Brett Hand

- brett stands at around 6′2″ or 74 inches. he’s the second tallest of the three, but has always been a little intimidated by anyone taller than him. so he mentions it less than ron does.  - the type of man to buy you stools for your kitchen if he see’s you struggling to get anything. he won’t even mention it to you, but some days you randomly notice a lot of unannounced furniture. if he see’s something starting to wear or tear, he’ll just get you a new one. call him irresponsible with his money all you want, he just wants to make things easier for you.  - oh the hugs are supreme. whether he’s checking in on you at work or simply just gotten home, draping his arms across your waist and hugging you from behind, to his chest has to be one of his favorite things. you could practically use him as a pillow and he’d still just be happy to have you with him.  - would not hesitate to pick you up if needed. piggy back rides? he’s literally built for it, need to grab something high up? he’s right there without a second thought. he does tend to lay out his house a bit differently when the two of you start dating, if he knows you’ll be over he sets out any coffee supplies you could need on his counter so you don’t have to stress over it in the morning.  - he does worry though, he knows you can take care of yourself but, if someone hurt you, especially while he wasn’t there, he couldn’t live with himself. just a little more cautious about your safety, (will splurge on any self defense tool you could ask for) he will not hesitate to get weirdly protective the second someone so much as looks at you wrong.  - will occasionally call you short or shorty, but if he ever sensed it making you uncomfortable he’d stop. if he knows you well enough, he’s able to read you like a book. very hypervigilant. 

Ron Staedtler 

- ron is definitely the tallest of the three at a staggering 6′4″ or 76 inches. he’s also definitely the one that mentions it the most. he’s used to being the tallest person in the room, but he is such a tease. 

- this man spends most of his time with you in his arms in some form or another. pda is already a strong-suit of his. leaning his head on your shoulder while you’re working? his fingers laced with his or his arm snaked around your shoulder? he loves it. can’t get enough of it.  - definitely holds stuff above your head, waits for you to reach up and kisses you when you do. that’s practically his favorite move, and he pulls it off quite well every-time. he’s a pain in the ass but he really does love you.. he does get over affectionate sometimes, so prepare to be occasionally smothered in pecks.  - will just grab stuff off shelves for you if needed, don’t think you won’t get a chuckle or two out of him as he does though. (if you get tired of his shenanigans and climb on the counter though he’ll cheer you on regardless) 

- i’d say you get scary dog privileges but he’s more mildly concerning if anything. that being said if anyone ever tried to mess with you, they can prepare for an awful surprise when he stumbles upon it. he’s a nice guy but he knows how to kick some serious ass. 

- very soft, will spoon the living hell out of you, (and doesn’t really have a preference between big spoon or little spoon) on one hand being coddled does feel pretty nice, and the other, he gets to wrap around you.. win win. 

Andre Lee

- andre is our shortest member of the three, at 5′9″ or 69 inches, 😌 this only means that he isn’t used to people being much shorter than him in relationships, which means he’ll definitely notice it more.  - he finds he actually does like being the taller one, but he is not nearly as showoffish as ron. if he sees you struggling to reach something? he’ll grab it for you. it was originally how the two of you met, you were struggling to grab a coffee cup from the top shelf of one of the cognito kitchens, and he noticed. not wanting to be awkward he grabbed it and delivered it to your desk.. than realized he made it a bit more awkward.  - prepare for a lot of time spent with his head resting on yours, especially if he's tired. he falls asleep holding you a lot ( otherwise he tends to have trouble staying asleep) usually leaving you half awake and tangled in limbs. not that you really mind it.    - might crack a few more jokes about it if he’s high, but he usually has a higher standard for humor than that, (absolute lie, if you so much as say ball around him he’ll giggle like a mad man) bad habit. if anyone else ever jokes about it though prepare to be lectured, only he can make fun of his s/o - would not hesitate to provide you platforms or heels if you were insecure (or dysphoric) about your height, but he thinks it’s just a part of you and won’t hesitate to remind you of that. prepare for him bragging over his perfect partner anytime you mention feeling insecure.    - he’s just stupid in love with you, your height will never change that. <3 

random inside job hcs (NSFW)

Contains: fem!reader, hair pulling, cock warming, degrading, making out, oral sex (fem receiving.) Gramatical mistakes (did not read through this so this is coming from my mind RAW) lingerie, nsfw shit lol.

• Reagan gets wet really easily. You found this out the day you two…

…were making out in her lab, hands all over each-other and you pinning her against the door. Your knee came up to Reagan’s crotch to which she immediately begin grinding on it, small groans of pleasure cascading out of her lips. You watched intently as her already wet panties darkened with more of her essence, the black fabric stuck to her pussylips and outlining that beautiful shape.

When you and Andre begun dating he let it slip that he wanted you to sit on his face. When you finally let him, he eat like it’s his final meal. Andre whimpers, bucking his hips and murmuring about how much he loves how you taste, coaxing a string of moans as he sucks on your puffy clit. You swear to the heavens that he’s dying down there but when you try to give him some air he whines and immediately pulls you back down, tongue darting at your folds.

I know I said I don’t write dom!characters but I genuinely do not see Gigi being a sub. Gigi is a hair puller, if you’re eating her out and break eye contact she’ll pull on your hair and make you look at her. If you’re bratty she will not hesitate to call you out, she’ll edge you till no tomorrow.

Ron is like, really into cockwarming. After a long day at work he wants nothing more than to be with you, so when you suggested cockwarming he immediately said yes. Steadying your hands on his broad chest you slowly sank down on his cock. Relishing in the way he filled you up to well, how the girth stretched your weeping hole. Ron on the other hand was seemingly in another world. His calloused hands gripped your hips and he resisted the urge to not thrust up and start fucking you right then and there. Ron took in a breath and rested his forehead on your shoulder, mumbling a soft ‘thank you’ as muscular arms enveloped you in an embrace. You still giggled at how he hissed when you moved on him slightly.

Being in a relationship with both Ron and Brett means a lot of cuddling and one if not both of them getting aroused. It’ll always start off the same way, Brett and Ron will mumble something to eachother before eventually attacking you with kisses from both sides, and having two beautiful men on both your sides means you cave in pretty quickly. They’ll drive you mad; they’ll toy and pull at your nipples, gently rub your clit while another one (most times it’s Ron) will squeeze your ass.

Gigi is very much into buying you lingerie. She’ll mail it to your house, leaving a suggestive little note inside the box. It’s a huge turn on if you’re willing to model for her which only lasts a few moments before she pounces on you.

JR is a total bitch and he wants- no- needs you to put him in his place. Make that s.o.b get on his knees and eat you out from underneath the desk, be real mean about it to. “Look at how pathetic you are…” You whispered to which JR whined against your clit. He tongued at it faster, palming himself through his pants. All his life he was used to getting what he wanted, that was until he met you. You’d deny his orgasms, deny the ability to touch you all together whenever he was acting spoiled. He couldn’t even make it two days before he humping your leg, grinding his bulge against you while begging you to make him feel good.

✮CANDID COUPLES PHOTOS YOU WOULD HAVE WITH THEM + GENERAL PDA HCS✮

not a request, this was just sitting in my drafts for a while

cw: so much fluff

characters: brett, andre, gigi, reagan, ron

✮BRETT✮

✮ he slipped on his ass right after this photo was taken

✮ i think he would be 50/50 about pda, like he loves holding your hand and hugs but would be more nervous about kissing

✮ on dates he is more calm about kissing but at work he'd be like "babe.." with his face all red

✮ANDRE✮

✮ the silly man

✮ LOVES PDA

✮ one hand on you always no matter what

✮ willing to cuddle you anywhere if you wanted

✮GIGI✮

✮gigi would do anything to share their cute s/o

✮ picnic dates >>

✮ one hand on your hip and visa versa

✮ little smooches if she has to leave without you

✮REAGAN✮

✮ is alright with PDA

✮ its just clear she's extremely nervous about it though

✮ walking through rain while talking about anything is one of her many ideal dates (also is one of the only ones that includes going outside. besides museum dates)

✮RON✮

✮ kinda like reagan he's alright with it

✮ wouldn't be as nervous to kiss you though

✮ likes holding your hands, he's one of those people with weirdly cold hands 24/7 and likes the warmth

✮ but generally likes being private when he's affectionate with you

If you write for Rob Staedler, can you do romantic headcanons where gn!reader is like the token "yes-man" of the Illuminati?

Sure thing! I'm definitely late on doing requests, so sorry about the wait—but here it is!! A bit angsty ngl, but I hope you enjoy this either way!

"Run Away" (Ron Staedtler x Yes-Man! Gender Neutral Reader Headcanons)

To start off, I think Ron would make a bad first impression with the reader, regardless of them being a Yes-man sort of person.

As stated in the Rontagion episode, Ron commonly makes bad first impressions. You can see this in his character introduction, as well as when Reagan introduces him to Brett and the others.

So, with that in mind, a Yes-man! reader would probably act nice towards Ron while still holding dislike towards him.

Despite this, I feel like a situation would come up where their dislike is mentioned, and while the reader hurriedly tries to cover it up, they're surprised by Ron's acceptance of it.

Of course, you're offput by his acceptance of it. Perhaps the reader has a need for everybody to like them similar to how Brett does, which makes them admire Ron for his nonchalantness.

Because of this, you might make friends with Ron right then and there, putting the bad first impression behind you.

If that does happen, I think Ron would find some sort of solace with you in the Illuminati. And when the two of you get closer, he would express his regrets of joining and how his job torments him.

In this case, I think the reader would encourage him to leave; even if it meant never seeing him again.

Following the storyline of Ron meeting Reagan, I think the plot would be generally the same. Only Ron doesn't hook up with Reagan at the end of the night.

It just doesn't feel right, and he can't understand why. At least until he sees you again at work the next day.

Still having not left the Illuminati despite your endeavors, he would hang around you more often. He feels... happier around you.

Just being around you brings his spirit up, and the fact that you're encouraging him to leave for his own good goes straight to his heart.

At some point, I think he might confess on a particularly bad night. Maybe his subject's memories really got to him, and he just couldn't handle it.

He'd beg you to run away with him, to leave the Illuminati behind and make new lives for each other.

But with his tearful eyes and his frantic breathing, the reader is well aware that he's not thinking straight. And while a Yes-man! reader would vigorously encourage Ron to leave, I think they would have trouble leaving themselves.

So, without denying his pleads, they'd simply hold him close. Listening as he whispers how much he appreciates them and how he couldn't stand to lose them to this hellish company.

"I love you. So, so much."

It'll come out quietly, and the only indication that he said it is the feeling of his breath against your ear. Shivering slightly, you'll only hold him tighter.

And perhaps when he's thinking more clearly, he'll realize it's hopeless to try and leave such a life behind. But until then, you'll hold him as he confesses every little worry he has. And you'll happily allow him to believe there will ever be a future for the two of you.

so is anyone gonna write Ron/Reader/Brett fanfic or do i need to do everything myself

Reagan, Brett, and Ron w/ a friend who’s scared of the dentist

fandom: inside job

warnings: mentions of dentaphobia, medicinal drugs, dental work, etc.

a/n: I just randomly started writing this like a half hour before I got two fillings

Reagan

to some degree, she totally gets it, the dentist is not fun

she had some dental issues as a kid, so she’s been there

if you have an appointment for anything other than a cleaning, she can tell just by looking at you

I’m not sure if she’ll go into the room with you, but she’ll definitely be there for you when it’s all done

if it’s an extraction and you were given a lot of painkillers, she’ll watch over you until it wears off, making sure your back and head are elevated when you go to sleep

Brett

I can see Brett being the kind of guy who’s very meticulous about taking good care of his teeth

mostly because he probably also dreads needing dental work

if you need the emotional support, Brett’s your guy

first of all he’ll make sure you don’t psych yourself out too badly

And will be right there with you (if it doesn’t get in the way of anything)

he’ll let you near crush his hand if you need to until it’s all over

reminding you that it’s going to be okay, and it’ll be done before you know it

if you’re still dizzy from the numbing meds the dentist gave you, he’ll put on something relaxing for you like an animal documentary

Ron

I think Ron would be relatively okay with going to the dentist, but it’s not exactly something he looks forward to

when he finds about about your phobia, he doesn’t totally get it at first, but he can tell how much it freaks you out

to a point, he understands. especially if you’ve had some not-so-great experiences w/ it in the past

one time he stayed with you while you got a filling, and that was probably the most relaxed you’ve ever been in the office

if it was something big and you were really drugged up for it, he’ll probably record you while you’re dizzy

Can you do a Ron staedtler x reader where they have the same relationship as Reagan and Brett and the reader also works for the Illuminati

First request hype first request hype!!! So sorry for delay, stuff came up in my life 💔 Hope this is okay! Feel free to tell me if this isn't what you had in mind or meant!! Also, this got long, so!! Under Read More!

The last thing Ron expected was to find a SINGLE tolerable person in the Illuminati circle

So when Kluge announced that a new person was gonna be joining the team Ron was. less than excited.

He was very dry and distant for the few first weeks despite your attempts to strike up a conversation, most you'd get out of him would be a sarcastic or backhanded response

Don't get him wrong though! It's not that he automatically dislikes you, it's just that you're, like, UNUSUALLY friendly..? And actually trying to actually TALK to him? Learn more about him?? Invite him to hang out and grab something to drink????

Yeah this had to be some sort of plan to get him to do something for you...right?

But he starts letting his guard down when one day you come to work with an extra coffee for him and...oh wow, that's his usual coffee order. He thought you were just making small talk. Huh

He outright asks you if you need him to do you a favor or something

He doesn't mean it bad!! He's just...Shocked and not used to positive input from others, especially work buddies

And when you reply that you just wanted to do something nice for him and offer him a smile, somewhere deep deep DEEP in his mind he kind of knows he's a bit fucked &lt;3

He starts to open up to you more, slowly but surely. He'll start engaging in your conversations, he'll go out of his way to say hi to you when you walk into work in the morning, he'll begin to actually laugh at your dumb jokes, he starts to initate conversations with you by himself and sometimes even swing by your office when he has nothing better to do

When he swings by your office one day, he starts venting about you guys' coworkers and how they're such big assholes to him all the time, even opening up a bit about how his own work at Illuminati fucks him up a bit

What he didn't expect though was for you to actually listen to what he says, and to offer him a kind smile and some sweet advice

He's stunned to say the least, but he actually offers you a very faint, slight smile in appreciation. He doesn't thank you with words, but you can tell that it means a lot to him

After some time after the two of you start getting along, everyone is surprised that Ron is like. Actually having fun and cracking jokes and laughing with you. It's like for a small moment, for some strange reason, you can give him the comfort he's never had

To be completely honest with himself, Ron didn't know exactly where his feelings about you fell. You were kind of the opposite of him, you loved to goof around and make very stupid puns and jokes, you were a bit awkward but never lost your optimism and go-getter attitude, and...you listened to him. You were there for him, always. And he'd be lying if he said that he didn't catch himself staring at you a bit too long sometimes, that he didn't smile at your god-awful snort when you made a particularly horrible joke and that he didn't stay awake for a few hours more than is appropiate at night thinking about you

That's something he's not ready to share with you yet

But when he gets to work early, and he gets to see you walk through the door and wave at him excitedly as you jog over with a smile

He thinks he might be ready one day

may we have some inside job headcanons for Ron with a coworker who’s a half-blood vampire? And since they’re a half blood, he didn’t realize for a while until he saw them turn into a bat or walk up a wall, and then they a little crash course on their vampiric traits 🦇

Ron Is So... Babygirl. Underrated Character For Real! I Also Have A Different Definition Of Vampire Than Most, So Be Aware That Mine May Not Align With Your Definition! I Can Add Or Change Things If Needed!

ᴠᴀᴍᴘʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ…

✦ Ron is a simple guy when it comes to work. Go in, get the job done, come back. He doesn't really hold much regard to his coworkers, until he met you, that is. ✦ You were just another regular person. Someone he should be able to count on should things go awry. Normally, he doesn't like working with other people, but something about you seemed off. He can't quite figure it out... ✦ But one day he accidentally walks in on you ranting to yourself. He rolls his eyes and is about to walk out to leave, but then he sees you walk up a wall. Defying gravity right before his eyes! Then you walk on the ceiling like you would on the ground. ⤷"How the hell are you doing that?!" "RON!" You stop mid-rant, and glide down, your feet reuniting with the floor below. ✦ Now he's ultimately confused. Do you have anti-gravity shoes or something?? What kind of technology are you using? Were you always able to do that? Why are you able to do that?? ✦ You sit him down to explain. You're what's considered a "half blood," meaning you get the best of both worlds. Whatever questions he has, you answer. ✦ Whether you were born like this, or were bit is completely up to you. You say you can do all sorts of stuff like turn into a bat, levitate a couple of feet off the ground, walk up walls, see clearly in the dark, all the good stuff. Sunlight doesn't really have an effect on you either, but you do sunburn easier than most people. Your nocturnal ability goes in and out, turns out still being human causes you to still get tired. ✦ He's fascinated. But there's one thing he's still confused on. And that's why you decided to hide this from him. He would've loved to work with you more! ✦ And that's the thing. You don't like bringing it up not because it's a touchy subject or anything, but because it usually scare people away. Everyone thinks you're out to get them and their blood, but that's not true. Being half allows you to enjoy human food. And while you can drink blood, you consume stuff like animal blood. ✦ He nods as he takes in your concern. He never thought of it like that. You're out here trying to be friendly and when you show your fangs (metaphorically, unless you did show them) they back away from you. ✦ From now on, he's going to put in so much effort to show his appreciation for you. Some of his gifts are really cheesy. One time, he got you a stuffed bat plush and had the words "Batty for You!" embroidered on one of the wings. You still have it to this day.

(artist is @/idonotexist_222 on twitter)

*runs over* can i request some ron staedtler x reader who works in a cafe outside the illuminati and hes constantly going there and the mutual pinning is crazy(bonus if reader draws smiley faces on his coffee cup)*runs away*

(take your time on requests! also sorry if this isn't specific enough<3)

Of course!! Ron Staedtler X Barista S/O  Fun-Fact: I used to be a barista so you get extra points for this request 

- Ron has anything BUT a good sleep schedule, if he wants to make it through a workday? He’s getting at least 4 shots of espresso in an iced caramel latte with whole milk. Or Chai, he would kill for a Chai. He will drink just black coffee if needed but truthfully?? This is his all-time favorite. He also always makes sure to buy a small snack, just so he can tip more (and when he does it won’t come off as weird) 

- He might as well have physically fallen for you, the first time you met. He hadn’t even processed the person in front of him, until he was met with you, apron and all. He awkwardly stumbled through his order, and slumped down in a seat while he waited for it. Googling (and doing an awful job at it) actual coffee terms so he could in the least bit redeem himself. (He did though, look at that) When you handed him the cup he didn’t even notice the smiley face until later, and he physically BEAMED.  - From then on, like clockwork, every other morning (Just to not be obsessive) he’d drop buy and order the same thing. You always remembered, and didn’t hesitate to draw on cups, lids. He’d goofily make his way up to the counter   - He’s a flirt, but he’s also stupidly observant. If he notices you so much as cut your hair, he’s complimenting you for it. He’s classy enough when it comes down to it though.  - Determined to win you over with cheesy pick up lines, at some point he starts writing them down on his receipt, handing them back to you with a wink when he leaves. ‘I think I can feel something brewing between us’ you get the gist. he asked you out after a few weeks of this, and the two of you hit it off.  - Still definitely comes in after the two of you start dating. if you need someone to gossip with about shitty coworkers, or rude customers he’s literally your guy, because even though he’s generally pretty quiet about his career, he does certainly have some stories of his own.  - He’s just loves watching you in your element. Coffee making is surprisingly stressful truthfully. He would never be able to do it especially the customer service part, but it doesn’t mean he isn’t enamored watching you succeed in it.  - it’s only a couple months in you find out that, he’s more of a tea drinker.. But it’s hard not to appreciate the original sentiment. 

Hi can I request a Ron Staedtler drabble with praise kink? Nobody can convince me this man doesn't like to praise his partner (and occasionally having his partner praise him back)

This one ended kind of abruptly, sorry I didn’t know how to end it LMAOAO

You and Ron were absolutely intertwined with eachother. Chests prest against each other, heaving and desperate for air. “You’re- you’re a real tease, you know that…” You whispered into his neck, stifling your moan by pressing a kiss onto him. Ron’s hand snaked down your panties. “Don’t do that, wanna hear you, pretty girl…” He hummed. A whine escaped your lips when you felt his cold hand on your wet folds. “There you go, that’s a good girl.” He coped before taking off your pants along with your panties.

Ron was a smart man, he knew what he was doing. His dark eyes scanned your body. Watching you with a lustful gaze as your thighs squeezed together, trying to receive any kind of stimulation. His calloused fingers glided across your pussy lips, gathered up your juices. Carefully, he slipped a finger in. “Oh shit. Ron…”

You had such a beautiful voice, and Ron wanted to makes sure you knew just how amazing you were doing. Ron pressed another kiss to your temple, slipping a second digit into your greedy pussy. “You’re all wet for me, such a pretty little hole.”

You were going to say something when Ron suddenly went down to your clit. A shiver ran down your spine when you felt his hot breath on your sensitive pearl. He gingerly tongued your clit, scissoring his long fingers inside you just as slowly. “Oh-! God, you feel so good…!” You squealed in ecstasy, unbeknownst to you, your praise made Ron even more hard. “No god here, honey. Just me.” Ron smirked against your clit. The way he prodded and lapped at the bundle of nerves made your back arch and sent you tumbling closer to your orgasm. Grabbing a fistful of the blanket, you groaned. Hips fucking up into Ron’s tongue only to be held down by his strong hand. Ron’s intense hues looked up at your flushed face, the hair on your head stuck to your sweaty forehead and his mind, you couldn’t look any more beautiful then that. “You’re doing good, baby. Come for me…”

With that, you convulsed on his tongue, his lips where on yours as you rode the crashing waves of your orgasm holding his hand. Of course, he relished in your delicious sounds. He was not shy about telling you so.

could I get some Ron Staedtler cuddle hcs?

SORRY I WAS INACTIVE FOR A FEW DAYS IVE BEEN BUSY SORRY lol anyways cute request i love cuddle hcs

RON STAEDTLER CUDDLE HCS

cw: sfw, fluff, swearing, i think thats it

✮ ron himself is a really big fan of cuddling

✮ he likes how it seems he can only get good, refreshing, rest is if he's wrapped in your arms

✮ i feel like he'd be very shy about asking to cuddle in the beginning of the relationship (tbf he's very shy about being intimate in general)

✮ he would observe if you where busy or not, and if you weren't he'd just pull you onto the couch and cuddle into you

(later in the relationship he apologizes for just snatching you like that LMAO)

✮ is very fidgety while he's snuggling though, probably playing with a button on your shirt

✮ prefers cuddling in the sweetheart cradle position

✮ thinks resting his head on your chest while listening to your soothing heartbeat is the best thing in the world

✮ he's always big spoon though if you guys are spooning

✮ probably hum's songs softly. some 90s shit everyone's heard

✮ also enjoys watching tv while cuddling, and discussing the plot with you

✮ some nerdy shit like star trek

✮ alternatively shitty romance movies the two of you can make fun of

✮ "this is bullshit, he should've ended up with rebecca" "ronnie its a movie for 14 year old girls"

"so what, i will fight for rebecca's right to love" "ron please-"

" rachael didnt even care for him!-" "man of my dreams-"

"worst part is they ended it on a cliffhanger!" "love of my life-"

✮ you guy's debated if it was shameful to be on team rachael

✮ will always ask you about your day

✮ overall a nice cuddler

can we have some headcanons for Ron (inside job) developing a crush on gn! reader with a Luz Noceda personality?

please, and thank you

Yes!! And I'm so sorry for the wait. I tend to spam posts then go on break (terrible system)

Ron Staedler with a Luz Noceda personality s/o

He thinks you're the most precious person on the planet

How the hell did he find someone like you, someone so bubbly, optimistic and.. Full of life in a world like this

He thinks he's so so so lucky and he cherishes every moment with you

He loves your happy personality

But that also means he's there when you're weak

When the world's got you down

When all the pressure gets to you

He's there, and he won't leave

He adores you with every atom in his body and he wants you to know that

"... Uh- S/O..I want you to know how much you mean to me. You're like a diamond in this messed up world and I wanted you to know that. I love you"

your outgoing-ness compliments his awkwardness perfectly

He's so loving w/ you, he kisses your hand often, and he wants to just settle down with you as soon as possible

No idea if this is what you expected but yeah!! I'm so happy to write this for you!

Requests??

Whats up gang? I’m super bored and decided I’d take on some requests! Right now I’m just writing for inside job (please request Brett I love him) and will write pretty much anything y’all request but there are a few rules. Im pretty open to most of everything so don’t be shy to ask!

NO AND I MEAN NO PEDOPHILIA, INCEST, RAPE OR NON-CON, AGE PLAY, OR FOOT FETISHES

I will write: Smut, Fluff, Angst (not rlly good at this)

Characters I’m willing to write for:

Brett hand(PLEASE REQUEST HIM)

Reagan

Gigi

Andre

Myc

(Maybe??) Glen

Ron

And probably some other ones I just can’t think of but just ask and I’ll give you an answer.

I’ll probably do mostly x reader rather than ships but still feel free to ask, you never know.

When requesting please mention preferred gender/pronouns (if it’s a x reader) what kind of story you’d like(smut,fluff, etc) and what character(s) and maybe extra if you’d like it to be a straight to the point, long, or headcanons.

If you are remotely racist, homophobic, transphobic, or just a straight up bigot you’re getting blocked instantly.

RON WITH A LOUD, TALKATIVE, READER !!!1!!1!!!2

ron with a loud, talkative! reader

a/n: HI NEX!!! i love this gif sm its so cute. anyway thank you for letting me write an ron x tom(me) /j

- when you guys first met,, he scared you a lil bit

- bc lets be honest, he doesnt make the best impressions

- at first, he seems harsh and rude

- but you? you were the opposite-

-loud, talkative, and actually likeable(unlike him)

- and because of that, you guys didnt quite get along at first.

- IT WASNT LIKE HE DIDNT LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING- its more along of the lines of;

- you guys were on the edge of dying and you were trying to explain to him fucking fnaf lore.

- anyway after that mission, he uh. thought you were annoying.

- BUUUT!!! you kept talking to him

- even though he clearly told you to go away???

- but. he slowly started to like you

- he didnt realize it either

- i like to think one day you just- stopped talking to him

- it bothered him WAY more then he'd like to admit.

- the next time he saw u around he said,

- "hey like- why did you stop talking to me randomly?"

- and you were like;

- "i thought you didnt like me???"

- "no?!??!?!?"

ANYWAY TIME FOR THE ACTUAL HEADCANONS-

- he looves listening to you talk!!!!

- he also loves seeing you excited. its the best part of his day

- you guys also even each out!!

- this man. gets a tad depressed,, alot

- but you!!! help him feel happy and get motivated to actually do stuff

- you guys have long ass conversations abt random shit. like idk "is cereal a soup"