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pardonmyfrenchbutwhattheheck · 1 year

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Everything is legal if you don't do your taxes

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 4 months

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Aziraphale: You remember Jane Austen?

Crowley: Yeah. I'm not gonna forget her in a hurry, am I? The brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery. Brandy smuggler. Master spy. What a piece of work.

Aziraphale: She wrote books.Novels.

Crowley: Jane? Austen?

Aziraphale: Yes!

Crowley: Whoa, bit of a dark horse. Novels, eh?

Aziraphale: Yes. They were very good.

Crowley: Well. No, I'm just surprised, that's all. You think you know someone.

later in Aziraphale's bookshop Crowley sees Jane Austen's books on a shelf and picks the Pride and Prejudice:

Crowley: Jane Austen. Wrote books too. You people, I will never get the hang of you lot.

Bonus:

#good omens #goodomensedit #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley #aziraphale #2ep2 #2i2i6 #2i2i7 #jane austen #1810 clerkenwell diamond robbery #ac #dirty donkey #aziraphale's bookshop #aziraphale's shelves #aziraphale's books

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guavi · 3 months

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On their way to a cotillion ball and a diamond robbery.

Fashion references used under the cut

Disclaimer: I am a historical fashion enthusiast but by no means an expert. Poses were inspired/referenced from two of these fashion plates. Liberties were taken based on vibes.

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffible husbands #ineffible wives #good omens fanart #what are the chances the ball and the robbery were the same event #regency #guavi draws

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moved2fshfish · 24 days

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always thinking about micahs white suit in this mission

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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months

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My friend and I went to Disneyland together and robbed a bank but then he got executed for treason because he did a bad Mickey Mouse impression.

#dream #text #December 1st 2023 #friend #disneyland #disney #robbery #bank #crime #execution #death tw #violence tw #mickey mouse #impression #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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elshe · 30 days

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The spirit of the Hiccstrid gods must’ve possessed my soul last night, because I never shade my drawings to this extent. I’m waaayyy too lazy for that, and yet, here we are. unreal.

#you can add robbery to his long list of problems #astrid has an appetite for crime #does anyone feel like hiccup wouldn’t really like super sweet stuff?#just me?#nevermind #astrid gets it #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccstrid #astrid #astrid hofferson #hiccup #hiccup haddock #httyd fanart #rtte #fanart #hiccup x astrid

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amielot · 9 months

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Horn.

Bonus:)

#horse girl au #this one is suprisingly lore heavy #the real mvp for this au is hobs bag full of stolen money #horses eat about 20k calories a day #honestly how else was hob gonna feed him #circus robbery :D #hob has been purchasing oats from every farmer in a 5 mile radius #the more i write hob for this AU the more i realize he gets very chipper after committing felonies #the sandman #dreamling #the art tag #centaurs #dream of the endless #hob gadling #centaur!dream

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doydoune · 6 months

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for aa7 forget about phoenix or edgeworth i just want to see the weird girls team up and put their dads to retirement

#they'll solve crimes with science! and magic! and also some robbery!#they never met because capcom knows they would be unstoppable together #capcom you fucking cowards #ace attorney #aa #ace attorney fanart #trucy wright #kay faraday #ema skye #art #fanart

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puppetmaster13u · 6 months

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Prompt 101

The Fentons have created a machine! A wonderful machine that will reveal a ghost’s true form! So that everyone will see their trickery! They’ll see that the monsters they really are!

Now, to know what all went wrong, one would have to know some things about the ghost zone, and more specifically the area the Fentons had managed to punch through to.

For one, ghosts do not age like humans. Oh they might take a form similar to that of their death, which may appear as an adult or teen or something similar, but with how they can only die by the complete destruction of their core, theoretically a ghost could live forever once formed.

In fact, the equivalent of eighteen years for a ghost was one-hundred realms-years dead. And those years don’t always sync up with the years of the living world that one might open a door into. Thankfully, the Fenton’s world, being one of those synced closer to the Realms, only had a time dilation of a few seconds.

That being said, the area their portal had ripped into was incredibly rich in ectoplasm. And areas like that, were where newborn ghosts were formed and arrived. A ghost daycare of sorts, almost akin to a toddler area of the zone.

Which meant that when they shoot the Phantom-menace and other pesky ghosts to revert them into their true form, it isn’t exactly monsters that appear. Instead, there are now several ghost toddlers- or in the phantom-trio’s case literal babies- flying around. Very unhappy ghost toddlers.

What a horrible time for the Justice League to arrive. Though perhaps some would say it was actually perfect timing.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #all the rogues are bby #Danny is also bby #Justice League: Oh my god are these alien children why are there so many #Justice League: WHY ARE PEOPLE SHOOTING AT THE BABIES #Justice League dark is going to be freaking out #What do you Mean the government is hunting baby Realms beings?!#Do you *want* to piss off primordial beings holding worlds together because that'd do it!#Danny: *BitesYouBitesYouBitesYouBitesYouBitesYouBitesYou*#Toddler Box ghost & Lunch lady: W-what if we... held hands a-and shared a sandwich-#TT about Skulker: THE BABY HAS A GUN- OVER!#“What?!”#TT: I will give you this lolipop for that gun #TT as Skulker cocks the gun: Or not this is a robbery now #Technus: I AM DA MASTER OF TECH-MOLOGY!#JL who just hear toddler baby babble: Aw Cyborg he likes you

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deepwaterwritingprompts · 3 months

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Text: We are not attempting to steal the portrait, not really. We are attempting to steal the girl directly out of it, trapped there for a century or longer.

#creative writing #writing prompts #robbery #witchcraft and magic objects #paintings

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gacktova · 4 months

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#Noel Fielding #Dick Turpin #The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin #Is there anything that I could've done to improve your highway robbery experience?#gif

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 6 months

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#good omens #gos2 #season 2 #neil gaiman #clerkenwell diamond robbery #jane austen #<3

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lovelywetdreamer · 3 months

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After you broke into your older neighbor's house to steal his money, you immediately got caught. You did throw a big rock to break his window. Miguel noticed you are his 21-year-old college student neighbor. You are usually wearing tight clothes that look like they are a size too small. Lavender Purple crop top barely holding your breasts back and short shorts that barely leave anything to the imagination.

Miguel should called the cop on you. You did ruin his window and it will probably take him a good hour or so to clean his floor from shattered glasses. You need to learn a lesson. Just because he finds you cute and sexy doesn't mean he let you go unpunished. Instead of calling the cop as he should, he pulls his cock out of his pajamas pant and had his cock inches from your lip.

"Suck it or I'm calling the cop."

Your lips were wrapped around his cock immediately. You're too pretty and dumb for jail. You would have been someone jail's bitch on day one. Miguel's big hand is on the back of your head. You were making a puddle of how aroused you were to have Miguel's meaty dick in your mouth. Miguel couldn't help but notice how your brown eyes darkened with lust. He thrusts his hip, balls slapping against your chin, and dick stretching your precious throat.

"I'm going to cum and you are going to swallow all of it."

Your mouth was full of his warm, goopy cum. He came a little bit too much because some of it dripped from your mouth and landed on your shirt. Later on, he promised to turn a blind eye to your pitiful attempt of trying to robbed him and walked you back home.

You feel bad for your clueless neighbor because this won't be your last night breaking into his house.