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bxd-decisions · 1 year

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! RISOTTO NERO NSFW HEADCANONS

SYNOPSIS︙Just some self indulgent NSFW headcanons of Risotto Nero!

PAIRING︙Risotto Nero x AFAB!reader

GENRE︙headcanons, smut

WARNINGS︙smut, Dom!risotto, sub!reader, fem! bodied reader, oral sex (both recieving), BDSM, bondage, flogging, rough sex, unprotected sex, jealousy, penetrative sex, vaginal sex, fingering, size kink, degration, soft Dom!risotto

AUTHORS NOTE︙this was very self indulgent bye💀

REBLOGS AND FEEDBACK APPRECIATED

Risotto is a large man. That being said, he is a monster in bed. He knows how to turn you into a babbling and weak mess under him.

Foreplay with him consists of mainly fingering and teasing. While he knows how to eat you out, he is way to impatient to do so.

Risotto will often drag you to a secluded spot in the hideout after a job and blow off steam by pinning you to a wall and fucking you senseless. He knows you'd never say no anyways.

In terms of giving oral sex, as said before, he is very impatient, but he has his sweet moments where he wants to go down on you. It's usually on your bad days when you're feeling bad.

His tongue game is fantastic to say the least. He knows your sensitive spots and he knows just where to lick and suck to turn you into a mess.

Risotto had a big dick. And it's a gorgeous sight to say the least. He's thick and heavy and long too, about 21cm. It takes lots of preparation for you to be able to take him and each time he give you good, almost painful stretch.

He loves to see you in lingerie, something about it just gets him going and he can't help but to rip apart the undergarments each time. Everytime he'll need to buy a new set because they're completely destroyed.

He is also heavily into BDSM. He loves to be the one to take control, and he loves to see you tied up and to his mercy. He thinks you look adorable under him when he rams his cock inside of you.

You can bet that he will have a flogger, since he is into BDSM he is definitely into flogging. But he will never ever purposefully hurt you with them. He just likes to tease you and rile you up with them.

Risotto doesn't have a favorite body part on you, he thinks every inch of your skin is impeccable and he loves to kiss single part of your body. He will never miss a spot.

As said, he has his times where he can be sweet, where he will show you how much he loves you through being intimate with you. He will hold you close and always whisper sweet nothings into your ear as he slowly and sensually ruts himself into you.

Risotto HATES to use condoms. It's a huge turn off for him. It's just not the same as when you take him raw. He loves to feel how wet you are and how you feel.

He will never ever let you be the one in charge. He likes to know he's in charge because he knows what to do and how to make you feel good. It's not that he doesn't think the same for you, the thought is just off putting for him.

He is also very jealous. He is very good at putting up a poker face and hiding that fact when he is around others, but in the moment when he is fucking you? He will degrade you and call you vile names all while telling you how you only belong to him, and him alone.

He once saw you getting a bit too close to Melone, hence the jealousy.

He lovessss to receive head. Especially when he is doing some work, he likes the thrill of you being under the table and sucking him off while he is busy with paper work.

Risotto is not very vocal, maybe he will let out very soft grunts when he close to his high, but other than that, he will be panting softly, or not make noise at all. He also loves to talk the most nastiest things while he is going on rough you, he loves the way you whimper and beg, he loves how pathetic you can be for him.

TAGS: @tokyometronetwork @benkeibear

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reemonna · 1 year

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Falling asleep with Risotto Nero

If you were doing some paperwork and you fell asleep, he would gently carry you with his strong, tough body to bed, whispering a delicate 'I got you, baby girl' in your ear

The second you're in bed, napping, he will be staring at you and gazing at every inch of your skin eagerly, wondering how pretty you can get

He loves hearing you talk about literally anything with his head resting on the pillow, yet he doesn't interact at all. He just listens

"Would you like to tell me a bedtime story?"

(Slight NSFW) He feels like burying his face in your teddies when he's tired. He won't do so until you give him your permission, and when you do he would literally stay in that position for two hours straight

Nero himself is totally impressed of the way you absorb his anger and tiredness after a long day of work and make him tender and vulnerable when he's in between your arms, in spite of the fact that he's one of the most dangerous men in Italy and just mentioning his name in front of anyone makes them piss their pants

Having pillowtalks? Very much yes, but throwing jokes during it? Not at all, not because he doesn't want to. It's just he doesn't know how. But he definitely tries for your sake

But you must be aware that whenever he manages to throw a joke, it would be a 'dark comedy' one. So don't get upset

Most of times he doesn't show the slightest reaction, especially with his deadly-looking eyes, which are not helping at all. But deep down he really cares about every little thing you do, starting with your heartbeats

He's quite the chef, he makes you a delicious light meal for a good night's sleep

He's good at giving you hands and arms massage to help you relax

He always wants you to assure him you're not scared of him. Even with his dark, soulless-looking eyes staring at you like it's about to devour you, you can still sense his desperation for you and your words

He wants your image to be the last thing he sees before sleeping, and the first thing to witness the second he opens his eyes again after taking a long nap

Whenever you have nightmares, he will pull you to his lap and play with your hair, telling you that it's alright and he would literally tear whatever or whoever bothers you apart

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michellenero · 1 year

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risotto is definitely the type of guy to sleep with his partner in a headlock

#jjba #risotto nero #jjba vento auero #jjba part 5 #jjba risotto #jjba headcanons #risotto nero x reader #risotto nero headcanons #risotto my beloved

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oh-bunny-dearest · 11 months

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The tism is strong today

Autistic Risotto HCs

Risotto. Abso-fucking-lutely. Stims with the little bells on his cap. I made this post JUST so I can say that. It’s important that you all know this

He seems scary and edgy with his affinity for darkness but it’s actually just because he gets overstimulated really easily from bright lights.

Overstimulation is also why he rarely joins the team when they go out to eat at restaurants.

Despite being very perceptive, he is atrocious when it comes to picking up jokes and innuendos and honestly, in non-battle situations, he’s not much better with other forms of social interaction

He can’t sit down and eat until he makes sure all his duties are completed. Therefore, he ends up eating at odd hours when his schedule

His favourite sensory thing ever is when Formaggio’s cat purrs on his chests

His special interest is music history particularly rock/metal and like band-related stuff (like everything about how it was formed, the members, the themes in there music, the influences, yanno?)

His unhealthy stims are biting the inside of his cheeks, lips, knuckles, or digging his nails into his skin, if he’s stressed he draws blood a lot

He’ll be hyperfocused when on missions but when he’s done with them the executive dysfunction kicks in and he struggles to switch out of work mode so he often ends up at the computer in his bloody clothes trying to write out a report but gets lost in his thoughts and is out of it for hours. Some days his executive dysfunction combined with his depression makes it so that he can’t get out of bed so he sometimes forces himself out of bed by using the magnetic field in his body caused by his stand to kinda have the magnetic pull between him and any other heavy metallic objects in the vicinity puppet him. I don’t know if the words I wrote made any sense oops

Has that Autism Stare™️

I feel like he would have a certain kinship with Giorno since he also EXUDES tism. I imagine when they meet for the first time they just stare at eachother in silence for a solid minute and just. Understand.

Influenced by my own autism

#risotto nero #jjba risotto #jojo's bizarre adventure #vento aureo #jjba vento auero #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojo golden wind #jjba part 5 #jjba part 5 headcanons #jjba headcanons #risotto Nero headcanons #jjba vento aureo #jjba risotto nero

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diovstheworld · 1 year

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Risotto and Fashion!

again, the same as the prosciutto and formaggio posts! i have to say, this post has been one of my favourites so far and he’s been so fun to search for outfits for since his style is something i feel more comfortable choosing outfits for.

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Balmain

honestly, i love all of these. risotto in that oversized striped sweater would be so 💞💞. i kind of feel like when i see leather or stripes in all these fashion brands i look at i associate them with risotto but i think he would look so good in these. i don’t have much else to say yet again just like all these fashion posts but i think i started off with some strong choices lmaooo. anyway, here’s the outfits:

Gucci

okay so i wanna start off by saying i don’t necessarily think he would wear these but i do think he would look real good in them. i think he’d look real good in a suit in general tbh. especially wearing gloves omg 😭💗 moodboard time!:

Saint Laurent:

i already said this before but i feel like when i see leather in these outfits i immediately associate it with risotto but he would look sooooo good in that black lace up leather shirt oh my 😭💞 honestly, picturing him in all of these outfits makes me 💕💞💗💓💖 anndddd the moodboard:

Versace

okay i was actually looking for outfit inspiration for myself when i stumbled across some of these collections and oh my god i just had to include them. that striped sweater with the safety pin necklace? oml risotto in that 💗��💗💗 overall, i kinda struggled with versace after the first couple of images because all the stuff i was seeing was i dunno a bit too bling i guess and i don’t think it would be something i could see risotto in lmaoooo. anyway here’s the moodboard!:

Alexander McQueen

this is another one where i don’t think risotto would necessarily wear all of these but he would look really good in them. i can picture him wearing the outfits with the leather jackets though. he’s definitely a guy who owns his fair share of leather jackets lmaooo. also imagine him in that pinstripe suit 😭💕 okay anyway here’s the moodboard so you can all see what i’m talking about (i should really put the boards first before i start talking ahhh):

Moschino

god there was sooo many i found for him when looking at these outfits and i love all of them so much. but i limited myself and chose 6 again. honestly i don’t even have a favourite out of these because i love them all so much and he would look amazing in them all 😭💗 here’s the moodboard!:

if you read this whole thing, thank you again. i think this one was a bit shorter than the other two but i’ve been coming back and forth from this draft so much that i thought it was about time i posted it. hopefully the next one of these i post will be illuso! i have started on it so it should come soon :)

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k0mibee · 17 days

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Forgot to put this here 💀

I’m so late to the game but idgaf

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the-illiterate-pirate · 1 year

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La Squadra NSFW headcanons because I'm feral ♡

Cut for length (and content ofc)

Risotto

- Literally one of the most vanilla guys you'll meet in the Mafia. Don't get me wrong my man has his kinks but he's pretty bare bones

- Contrary to popular belief he's not a big fan of blood play and doesn't like to mix work with intimate affairs. He does have a bit of an oral fixation (giving and receiving) and really likes saliva though

- His member is pretty average sized actually. I mean compared to this mountain of a man it may look a bit small but trust me, he knows how to use it

- Does in fact have a cock piercing. It's a magic cross, have fun looking that up. Apparently it helps stimulate too

- His favorite position is cowgirl

Prosciutto

- Sleeps around a lot tbh but really wants to settle down with a special someone after leaving the gang

- Honestly I would not trust him with aftercare he thinks it's lighting a cigarette with a glass of (insert liquor because idk wtf Italians drink)

- Super lazy but can be a really good brat tamer if you push him

- Doesn't have a daddy kink but loves being called "Sir" and likes a power imbalance

- Will smack that ass and it will hurt

- Will fall asleep after finishing his glass but will at least offer to cuddle

Pesci

- Dreams of becoming the perfect man in bed. But I mean he's already got 5/5 stars with aftercare so he's halfway there. Like he can be buck naked and shaking but he'll still ask you if you're okay and try to comfort you afterwards

- Has the BIGGEST dick in the group I won't take criticism or notes my man is PACKING HEAT he just doesn't know how to use it (yet) take caution

- Low-key a masochist and likes to be bossed around but can be a little fragile, please be good and make sure to check up on him uwu. If things get too heavy he might try to force himself to do something to the point he ruins the experience for himself :( communication is key with him

- On a lighter note he VERY MUCH enjoys queening/kinging and will gladly let you sit on his face

- PRAISE HIM PLEASE HE'S A GOOD BOY TRYING HIS BEST AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW IT

Formaggio

- Okay yes he likes pet play are you happy. Luckily he's a major bisexual switch so it can go both ways. He likes being your good puppy <3

- STOP GIVING RISOTTO THE SIZE KINK WHEN IT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO THIS KING HIMSELF. He WILL use his Stand on you when you least expect it because he's an ass this is your warning

- Like stated before big switch energy, is a nasty dom when he wants to be but will only bottom if you soft dom him because he does not believe in equality

- He FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY afterwards and he SNORES because he HATES HIS S/O /j

- Also really loves oral and giving sloppy head. Mf DROOLS EVERYWHERE

Illuso

- Likes to act like a bad bitch but loves when he gets pampered like he will melt if you play with his hair

- Another switch (like most of the JoJo cast but whatever) but it's easier for him to bottom because he's lazy.

- LOVES receiving overstimulation for some reason like suck this man dry until he cries he'll be living it up. Safe words exist for a reason and he use it to his (dis)advantage

- VOICE KINK !! All types of noises from you can get him off. With good ole' Lulu it's important to be vocal, tell him how you feel, make noise, dirty talk, the whole nine yards

- Has a little issue with self worth so like praise this baby, worship this baby, he'll be in heaven

- Shockingly? Pretty good with aftercare

Ghiaccio

- Oh my god it's so easy for him to get overwhelmed and he HATES IT I'm begging for your sake treat him gently

- Easy to fluster because he's pretty new to relationship stuff and he'll need you to show him the ropes. You could very well be one of his first, sex is very intimate for him and he'd like to stick with one person

- Low-key bites

- Due to Stand reasons his limbs are very cold, he will use this against you

- I said Risotto was vanilla but man Ghia might take the cake, he's a bit of a stiff when it comes to the bedroom, but that isn't always bad. He likes good old missionary and making sure he takes care of you, but if he's overly stressed he'll give you the reigns for the night

- If all goes well, and he isn't overstimulated, sex actually really helps him relax, he's a lot more bubbly afterwards and likes to stay up with you, talking, drinking water (but not eating anything because he refuses to have crumbs in the bed)

Melone

- Has the WEIRDEST fixation on bodily fluids like I get where he's coming from but WHY

- As smooth as a baby. Everywhere. We think he waxes but we haven't seen proof yet. He's also got a pretty dick.

- Ribbons, ropes, chains, leather, he's a really big fan of restraints as long as there's a safe word and you're both on the right track

- Totally down to try anything, just ask. He's eager to please.

- Yes.... He has a breeding kink. He wants a big family

- Idk what you call it but pls pls pls let him suck on your titties while you jerk him off. He can die happily

- Really likes the 69 position (with him on top)

Sorbet & Gelato

- Buy one get one free, you cannot get one without the other let's make that clear. They're both sadistic meanies and will not let you top

- Double penetration or spit roasting is a MUST

- Being in a relationship with each other for so long they've gotten good with aftercare, Gelato is more touchy feely while Sorbet is all about snacks and vitamins

- Sorbet bites, Gelato fucking claws. They're both very into marking you up everywhere and love the embarrassment they get from you

- They love you, they really do... But sometimes they can get a little caught up in the moment with their own makeout sessions

- Afterwards you all just collapse into a pile of limbs lol

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dios-wryyy · 8 months

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Risotto:*brushing his teeth*

*Illuso appearing in Risotto's bathroom mirror*

Illuso: Number 19. Mouse in Baked Beans.*Leaves*

Risotto:

✨not proofread✨

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raspberriesandadventures · 1 year

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Asleep Beside Them - La Squadra Headcanons

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Sharing a Bed with Them

Risotto:

Risotto sleeps lightly. It’s an unfortunate side-effect of his job. The slightest bumps in the night will wake him up so he’s going to ask you to move as little as possible.

He’d prefer you on his chest, your comforting weight allowing him to make sure you’re safe and tide over some of his nightly paranoia.

He doesn’t shift at all and makes even less sound. If you ever wake up in the middle of the night, you’ll be tempted to check and make sure he’s still breathing.

Getting him to come to bed with you will always be a bit of a fight because he’s constantly overworked. You can normally tempt him by falling asleep on his shoulder.

His dreams are often surreal, featuring beautiful colours and morphing shapes he doesn’t understand but sometimes you’re there and he always wakes up happy then.

Formaggio:

Formaggio sleeps like a log but he never sleeps deeply enough for nothing to wake him – sounds or unusual movements from you will draw him into alertness.

He likes to have you wrapped in his arms at all times and he insists on being the big spoon as long as you’re happy with that. Good luck leaving this spot.

He doesn’t move very much but he does speak in his sleep, often senseless mumbling, but rarely he’ll confess to eating your snacks.

You will have no problems getting Formaggio into bed. He’ll gladly curl up with you even if he’s meant to be working (although obviously not on the job).

He has mostly fun dreams, intermitted with brief and startling nightmares. He’ll always be grateful if you wake him up from either, you’re much better than a dream.

Illuso:

Illuso only ever sleeps in the mirror realm where he knows he’s safe and, when here, there is no force on heaven or earth that can wake him up.

He’s not particularly affectionate when he sleeps and prefers to be only loosely in contact with you. Knowing you’re in the same bed is enough of a contact.

He’s a very deep sleeper but he moves a surprising amount, tossing and turning and often stealing the blanket from you. He will call you a liar every time you tell him this.

Sometimes it’s difficult to get Illuso to come and sleep but often, it’s almost shockingly easy to convince him to disappear into the mirror realm.

Illuso doesn’t remember his dreams very often but he always knows when they involved you because those days, he’ll wake up blissful and content.

Prosciutto:

Prosciutto takes some time to fall asleep but, when he does, he looks gentler than you could imagine. It’s sweet and also why he never sleeps near the others.

He appreciates sleeping back-to-back, knowing that he’s watching your weakest point and that you have his. Even if you wouldn’t be the best defense, he trusts you.

He infrequently shuffles around and almost never speaks unless you make sounds in which he will tell you to be quiet though he never remembers saying this.

It’s painful to try and convince Prosciutto to come and rest. He has a list of requirements before he sleeps and will not lighten up on any of them.

Though he wouldn’t say it, his dreams are very romantic and often feature you, wrapped in a golden haze and nothing less than happy.

Pesci:

Pesci is a fairly light sleeper and he wakes up rather like a zombie, scaring you the first few times he sits up out of nowhere and begins moving.

He likes having you wrapped in his arms with your head tucked close to his chest because he truly feels as though you trust him to look after you.

He speaks all the time in his sleep and it’s frequently very clear with anything ranging from declarations of love to strangely detailed job plans being explained to you.

Some nights he’ll come to bed with you easily but he’ll frequently find himself wrapped up and need to be offered cuddles. Sometimes he holds out on you for this.

Pesci’s dreams are chaotic and often feature Prosciutto and the others prominently which has resulted in some awkward situations when you’re there too.

Melone:

Melone leans on the heavier side of sleeping when he gets around to finding the time to rest. That by itself is a pretty rare occasion.

When he sleeps, he really likes to face you while he falls asleep so if his mind is racing too fast, he can see your peaceful expressions.

He doesn’t speak often while resting but he moves a lot. At the worst, he sleepwalks and at the best, he tosses and turns constantly through the night.

Melone doesn’t think of sleeping as important but if you remind him and ask nicely enough, he’s not going to protest in the slightest.

His dreams are quite vivid but they’re strange and often more self-focused. Sometimes though, he’ll turn around and see you and you’ll warm everything.

Ghiaccio:

Ghiaccio sleeps the most out of all members of La Squadra. He goes to bed the earliest and wakes up the last if nothing interrupts him.

He switches between which positions he favours but he really likes having one of his arms beneath your pillow. Your weight comforts him without being overwhelming.

He is a loud sleeper and if he isn’t snoring, he’s likely speaking. His rants don’t stop in sleep and if you listen, they’re surprisingly coherent.

You can’t convince Ghiaccio to take naps with you unless a job has left him too exhausted to protest. He likes his schedule.

He really doesn’t remember his dreams very well but when you’re there, it’s one of the few times when he remains quiet throughout his sleep.

Sorbet:

Sorbet sleeps deeply every night. He speaks highly of maintaining a constant sleep cycle and encourages everybody around him to try it.

He doesn’t like too much contact while sleeping and the most he’ll give you is a single tangled leg. If you’re an octopus in your sleep though, he won’t mind much.

He makes some strange noises when he’s asleep and the first time you hear them, they will absolutely give you a fright.

You can convince him to nap with you with ease. All it requires is a soft inquiry or a small yawn and he’ll join you on the bed without complaint.

Sorbet remembers all of his dreams in scary detail and he doesn’t frequently enjoy them, abstract as they are, but he always tells you about them if you ask.

Gelato:

Gelato doesn’t sleep for long periods of time, often sustaining himself entirely on short naps, but he’s sometimes willing to sleep at your side if you ask.

He entangles himself with you and wraps his arms and legs around you rather like an octopus, often burying his face into your neck before sleeping.

He doesn’t move much or make any noise but, even when he’s tangled with you, he’s likely not actually asleep. If he does though, he hums softly like he’s serenading you.

If you try and ask him to sleep with you, he’ll encourage you to seek out Sorbet instead unless you really insist. He’s not really able to say no to you.

When Gelato does dream, nightmares chase him almost constantly and he often wakes up in a cold sweat but being with you can sooth him.

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silly-l1ttle-guy · 4 months

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la squadra baby hcs

as a follow up to my fat ghiaccio baby headcanon, i've made headcanons of all the la squadra as little itty bitty babies

Risotto my emo king

very quiet baby

his eyes were funky like that ever since he popped out of the womb

his parents thought he was the son of the devil or some shit tho and gave him to his aunt to take care of

so basically his cousin (the one that died and made him emo) was like a sibling to him

his baby pictures are pretty cute, some are a bit demonic looking

most of them have his cousin included in them

Proscuitto

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY HE WAS AN UGLY ASS BABY

he was balding before he was even born istg

threw a tantrum every five seconds

he eventually mellowed out but god damn

do NOT breed this man his kids will turn out exactly like that

his baby pictures were kinda ok, but he looked ugly as fuck

Pesci

also ugly asf as a baby

cried ALL THE TIME

Proscuitto (who was 4 when he was born) kept complaining about Pesci's crying and started screaming about it

their parents r so tired lmao

they just want a happy family

his baby pictures were so fucking ugly

Illuso

ONE OF THE CUTEST BABIES YOU'LL EVER LAY YOUR EYES UPON

the downside is that he constantly threw tantrums and wouldn't stop crying unless he got what he wanted

he developed his stand when he was like 6 btw

anyway he was cute

and really fucking small for a baby wtf

his baby pictures are like a blessing, hand them to someone randomly and they'll be convinced that God gave them this divine gift

Ghiaccio

Loud as fuck

chubbiest baby ever

you could NOT hold him he was so heavy

cutest baby ever though (not as cute as Illuso was, but still cute

he was ALWAYS crying about something

his baby pictures were so cute, they could become their own religion

Formaggio

goofy ass baby

probably the happiest looking baby you'll ever see

probably really big as a baby, too

he was definitely a big boy

ALWAYS laughing at something

his baby pictures all look super happy

Melone

another small baby

he was so little you don't even KNOW

very peaceful baby

never cried, never made any fuss

he just liked to sleep

his baby pictures were a solid 10/10

Sorbet

ugly ass baby

i don't really lnow much about him or gelato

probably got dumped at an orphanage

idk he just looks like he didn't have parents

it's raining rn

no baby pictures

Gelato

the most generic baby ever

nothing special about him

the youngest out of 3 siblings

probably an accident

the least favourite child

he has like one or two baby pictures and that's about it

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jojo golden wind #risotto nero #risotto #prosciutto #formaggio #pesci #melone #gelato #ghiaccio #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra #illuso #jjba headcanons #jjba

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bulek-tante-bibi-baba-paklek · 2 years

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Dance headcannons

Dio - Tries to sniff and snuggle to your neck

Jotaro - Rests his forehead on yours

Giorno - Watches your movements delicately

Polnareff - Enjoys everything with you

Lisa Lisa - Appreciate your attention on her

Trish - Doesnt like dancing but interested to try

Prosciutto - He's stiff and alerted first, but get relaxed after a song or two

Ghiaccio - You gotta command him to chill or just drag him to dance at the balcony

Risotto - Willing to dance in private just with you

Joseph - Makes you the couple of the evening, has no problem become center of interest

Kakyoin - Nervously accept

Diavolo - Have a good skill, but doesnt like to be center of interest

Doppio - Have zero confidence but still try to follow the rhythm

Pesci - Clumsy but having fun along, afraid to make steps at first

Bucciarati - Confident and smooth, may spin-drop-catch you effortlessly

Abbachio - Gentle when it comes to hold your presence, take slower steps

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jar-of-ectoplasm · 1 year

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Just Teasin: La Squadra x Reader

a/n: ehehehe la squadra flirting with/teasing their crush also hi again here is content this has been in my drafts for about a year now and i finally finished it !!!

Genre/Warnings: Fluff, playful teasing, flirting, pre-relationship, a little bit suggestive at some parts, implied short-ish reader, hinted polyamory (sorlato)

~Risotto~

-for someone that's supposed to be the mature, stoic leader of an assassin team he teases you a lot. pretty much any chance he gets, he'll take

-his ways of teasing are more subtle and he doesn't do it around the team very much

-he will definitely scare you, he'll turn invisible and sneak up behind you before grabbing your shoulders and probably making you drop whatever you were holding

How He Flirts With/Teases You:

-Placing his hand on your waist and pressing his chest to your back when he reaches for something you're standing under

-On missions he'll whisper in your ear and stand really really close to you

-Puts his hand on your shoulder and rubs the place between your neck and shoulder with his thumb

-Calls you stuff like cara/caro (dear) or piccolo tesoro (little darling)

~Prosciutto~

-Also another squad member who's supposed to be mature and serious but totally isn't

-Pros will tease you all the fucking time. On a mission? Teasing. Trying to relax at HQ? Teasing. Literally he won't stop

-Even though he does it literally every day, nobody really knows he's teasing you because he doesn't make it super obvious

How He Flirts With/Teases You:

-Resting his hand just above your ass while you two are out in public

-Caressing your cheek with the back of his hand when nobody's looking

-Calling you into his room to pick which shirt he should wear that day (when he doesn't have one on)

-Putting his hand on your thigh/leg when you sit next to him

~Pesci~

-You'd think since he freaks out about how you perceive him he wouldn't mess with you too much right? incorrect.

-Sort of like a high school boy about it tbh, he's more similar to Formaggio in that way even though his mentor is such a stickler about behavior and manners

-Totally gets red in the face if anybody mentions how he acts different around you when you've left the room though

How He Flirts With/Teases You:

-Compares your hand sizes a LOT, you guys could be doing literally anything (including running from an enemy) and he'd make a comment about how your hands were compared to his

-Fake punches you on the shoulder whenever he passes by you; he'll also throw fake slow-motion punches at you and instigate silly "arguments" over the tiniest things

-Pesci is a pretty big dude, he's the second tallest (beat out by risotto obviously) in the group so unless you're also 6'2 he'll steal things out of your hands and make you jump to get whatever it is back

-Always suggests you guys pretend to be a couple when you're trying to blend in when you guys are paired up on missions and he'll play it up a bunch

~Formaggio~

-Literally nobody is surprised about how not-subtle he is when he's flirting with/teasing you

-It'll hardly ever stop either, so get ready for that too. The only time he'll quit doing it is if it's an insanely serious situation (i.e.: someone [not illuso] is dying)

-Like Pesci, he flirts like a teenager, so most of the shit he says to you is really stupid and is more to annoy you than try winning your affection

How He Flirts With/Teases You

-Always always always breaking out some absolutely horrendous pick-up lines on you, he looks up top 50 worst pick up lines and uses them all within the day

-Is also always trying to get you to agree to go on a date with him; a lot of him getting melone, illuso, and ghiaccio to play waiter after setting up some candles in the headquarter's shitty dining room

-Kind of talks to you how he would talk to his cat?? He uses a lot of stupid ass nicknames when referring and speaking to you and breaks out the baby talk to really annoy you

-Hangs all over you. There isn't a single place you could be where he wouldn't immediately follow (except like, the bathroom but you get what i'm saying); he especially loves making himself tiny and chilling out in one of your pockets (whether or not you notice doesn't matter to him)

~Illuso~

-He is genuinely so awful oml

-When you guys are both around the team he makes fun of and is mean to you so much you'd think he hated you

-But, when you're both alone, he's very similar to Prosciutto in the way he speaks to and interacts with you. It's very confusing

How He Flirts With/Teases You

-Like I said, when you're around the team he's a massive prick. He'll pick at every little thing you do; your performance levels on your missions, your stand, your outfit that day (even though he's dressed like that)

-He thinks he's being clever, throwing any suspicions of his feelings towards you away, but everybody just thinks it's super obvious and weird how much he talks about you even when you aren't there

-When you guys are alone though, it's a whole other game. He'll intentionally make his voice lower and softer, so you'll have to be closer to him to hear what he's saying properly. He'll sprinkle in a lot of almost suggestive comments so you can never really tell what he's trying to convey to you

-He'll also turn his prior statements into something he can use to get physically closer to you; holding your face in his hands to "inspect it for any unsightly blemishes" and running his hands along the material of your clothing (and your body, by proxy) so he can "properly gauge how cheap your tastes are"

~Melone~

-Also awful just in a completely different way compared to Illuso

-Very affectionate, almost treats you like a pet with how much he dotes on and touches you

-Obviously this weirdo is gonna say some freaky shit to try getting you flustered or embarrassed

How He Flirts With/Teases You

-Like I said, he's very touchy. He'll drape his entire body across your own when you guys are trying to sit and watch TV, he'll hang off of you when you're trying to cook, he'll have his hands on some part of you as long as he has you within the same general area

-Loves to spoil you with material items too, so he'll drag you along on shopping trips a lot. Most of the time, he wants to get you clothing, so there will be a lot of him picking out some rather revealing outfits and loudly encouraging you to try them on and model for him

-When you guys are paired on long-distance missions, he always books a hotel/motel room with only one bed so the two of you will have to sleep together. You usually wake up with him drooling all over the side of your face, which is gross, but whatever

-He isn't all weird though, Mel keeps a notebook full of everyone on the team's favorite things, and he uses your page quite often. He'll pick up your favorite food or drink if he sees it when he's out, he'll get some random bit of merchandise from your favorite media if he finds it, though he always leaves this stuff right outside your bedroom door instead of giving it to you directly

~Ghiaccio~

-God this guy can't flirt for shit

-He tries really hard to come across as mysterious and cool but he really just...isn't good at it. It makes him look a lot meaner than he already is with how his resting face looks and the way he phrases a lot of his sentences

-Sometimes it can be really cute when you guys are all alone and he decides he doesn't have to keep up his extreme-asshole personality

How He Flirts With/Teases You

-Loves sneaking up on you and demanding you accompany him on a drive; doesn't matter what you were doing beforehand you are in the car and getting a CD booklet shoved into your lap. He's pretty quite during the whole thing, which kinda makes you second guess his intentions with bringing you out into the country at 11 pm, but eventually he'll drop the scowl and work up the courage to keep his hand on your thigh

-Likes spouting a bunch of random facts about literally anything around you so it makes him look smart. It really just makes him look douchey, but he really doesn't know any other way to impress someone

-Sometimes he'll get Melone to have a fake argument with him so he can go to you and just spend time around you. He doesn't know how to ask to hang out with someone without sounding like he's trying to kill them, so this is the best he can do

-Has definitely made the base much colder than it should be and has hidden most of your heavier jackets/sweaters so he can give you some of his own

~Sorbet and Gelato~

-They're both so scary but they're also both really good at making that scary insanely hot

-Gelato is a lot more touchy with you than Sorbet is, and Sorbet definitely is touchy but he's more prone to flirting through words rather than touch alone

-They are so so weird and Gelato definitely bites

How They Flirt With/Tease You

-They both talk very loudly about the prospect of adding a third person to their relationship when you're around; if you have the courage to look at them during these conversations you'll usually find their eyes already on you

-Gelato likes to corner you in a random room in the house that nobody else is in, grab you, them lean in really close to your face until your noses are practically touching. He'll stare at you like that for a couple minutes before giggling like a weirdo and running off to find Sorbet again

-Sometimes Sorbet will call you into the kitchen to help him cook, and while you're reaching for something in the cabinets or refrigerator he'll come up behind you and keep his hands on your waist and whisper some random sexy bullshit in your ear before walking back to the stove

-Sometimes if it's just the three of you in a room, or god forbid the whole house, they'll never leave you alone. Sorbet likes to creep up behind you to scare you while Gelato keeps you in place from the front, effectively trapping you in between the two

#la squadra jjba #la squadra headcanons #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra x reader #jjba x reader #risotto nero x reader #prosciutto x reader #pesci x reader #illuso x reader #formaggio x reader #melone x reader #ghiaccio x reader #sorlato jjba #sorlato x reader #sorbet and gelato x reader

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michellenero · 1 year

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#that man can’t swim #you tell me when you think the leader of a hitman team would find the time for swim lessons🤨#jjba #risotto nero #risotto nero headcanons #jjba risotto nero #risotto #jojo risotto #jjba risotto #jjba part 5 #jjba vento auero #jjba vento aureo #jjba pt 5 #la squadra #la squadra headcanons #la squadra di esecuzione

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starry-snippets · 1 year

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thinking about risotto hugging your anger away. you’re upset about a mission not going as planned, you’re upset because you’re in pain, you’re upset because you hate some of the things you have to do to stay afloat. no matter the cause, risotto’s arms are ready to block out the world pissing you off so much right now. risotto is a wall of a man, and when he’s wrapped his arms around you he’s a house. within the abode of his body you feel safe and your anger is replaced with a sort of stillness no one else has been able to provide you. he’s likely much taller than you, so he’ll rest his chin on your head, enjoying your body heat as he engulfs you in his rich cologne and strong arms. risotto may be a big muscly man, but he’s got the right idea with those hugs

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diovstheworld · 6 months

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La Squadra Shitposts #31

i’m coming back from my break from writing/the internet i guess(?) and why not come back with another one of these. i’m not gonna lie, i missed making these :,) so enjoy and hopefully i’ll be posting more soon :)

୨ ╭ ୨୧ ✦ ︶꒷꒦・⎯⎯・⎯⎯・₊ˎ✧๑

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nicherayyy · 1 year

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child reader with papa ghiaccio? 😔 🍛some yummy for you

Aaaaw, Ghiaccio is such a good father figure😫 and thanks for the yummies dear anon!

Ghiaccio x Child Reader hc🧊

So yeah, you were adopted by Ghia

Well, congrats!

Honestly, I’m not completely sure if he adopted you willingly

Especially with his anger issues (and the fact that he is literal assassin)

But here you are

To be honest, he has no idea what to do with you

Like???

He thinks you’ll die if he touches you

“No no no, don’t come closer. Stay— STAY RIGHT THERE”

Oh, this poor man..

But he tries for you, really

He began to read a lot of books on child psychology

And talked with you more

“So.. do you prefer pancakes or ice cream?”

By the way, mf is an amazing cook

Be prepared for amazing meals

Whatever your souls desires, sweetie

“Yeah.. you said you like this one.. and I found a good recipe.. so.. what are you looking at?? Eat”

He’ll even teach you how to cook your favourites!!

“I’m not always going to cook for you so take that pan and let’s get to work”

After a while, he became much softer with you

If his colleagues found out that there is a person with whom he restrains his anger—

He takes you on his morning walks

Ghiaccio prefers when it’s quiet, so early in the morning is an amazing time for a good walk!

If it’s cold he’ll wrap you in a warm coat

You’ll look like a small burrito

If you have problems at school, he goes absolutely feral

If someone bullies you, he’ll scare the bully until they’ll wet their pants

Bad grades? Nah, no worries

He’ll try to help you whatever subject you have problems with

“If you have seven apples, and I took one apple, how many apples will you have?”

“Uhm.. four?”

“*deep sigh* no.. lets rewind”

Yeahhh ice skating!!

Don’t worry, if you have no idea how to do it, he’ll teach you!

“You won’t fall, just hold my hand”

And movie nights

He’ll get upset if you don’t know this random actor from the 70th

He takes a huge pride in his car

So he’ll tell you all about it

You will get to know all the car parts in no time!

“When you get older I’m going to teach you how to drive”

You two have a lot of inside jokes

A legendary duo indeed

Hashtag single mum Ghiaccio

#jjba x reader #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #la squadra x reader #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra #illuso x reader #la squadra di esecuzione #prosciutto x reader #risotto nero x reader #ghiaccio x reader #ghiacco #ghiaccio #jjba headcanons #golden wind x reader #jjba golden wind #golden wind #melone #prosciutto jjba

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