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reemonna · 2 months
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Tumblr/Twitter relatable compilations x Mortal Kombat 1
(I'm still looking for a good name for this series idk)
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reemonna · 3 months
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Question: How do you think some of the different assassins would react to an S/O who keeps adopting animals? Not just stray cats and dogs, but like... Wolves and mountain lions and birds and such
(Note: there are some other assassins I didn't include because I haven't played their games/parts yet (Eivor from Valhalla for example), so I don't really know a lot about their personalities, I hope that's okay with you)
Assassins reactions to when you adopt animals
Altaïr
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He's not fond of animals or birds other than eagle, he thinks they're nothing but a distraction
He doesn't approve the idea but he would when realises how much they would make you happy
Secretly grateful for them keeping you company and safe while he's away on missions
Ezio
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Doesn't like the idea very much, and he is a bit jealous you spend more time with the animal than him
"Why would you want to adopt a cat when I'm here?"
As time passes he will form a nice bond with them, he even asks Leonardo to design them a small sized assassin robe
Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton
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He's into the idea, he himself used to tame nearly every sort of animal, including wolves and bears
He will take care of them with you, considering them a child of yours both
He could spend his whole day patting stray friendly animals, let alone yours
Aveline
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When you show her the new animal you just adopted, she carries them and look them in the eye for a moment cautiously, then smiles widely and hugs them
She would love it if you both can adopt different kinds and species of animals at the same time
Expect a lot of 'pspspspspsps'
Edward
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He dislikes them at first, but soon enough he would hang out with them everywhere
He even takes them with him in his naval journeys
"Ay las! Look at our little cap'n sailing the jackdaw with me! Aren't they lovely?"
Arno
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A little worried, 'cause not all of them are friendly and tamable
It's sufficient for him to adopt a small kitten and put them in one of his pockets
You will sometimes find them laying on top of him while they're both sleeping peacefully
Jacob
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You would always find him debating with the animal -a cat, dog, parrot or a hamster- the whole time like a child
"Why're you looking at me like that? Are you looking for a fight, you little bollocks?"
He could actually get a little sentimental and spend some quality time with them, confessing some secrets to them as if they were a friend of his
Evie
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Is in neutral state, she thinks it's okay as long as you focus on your missions and don't get distracted
But she herself gets distracted sometimes by taking care of them
Before the whole adoption matter, if you speak your mind, telling her you're thinking about raising an animal -a cat for an example-, she'll initiate bringing a black cat home one day, telling you she found them in a dumpster and that they're a part of the family now
Basim
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He approves right away whether it's a cat, a dog, a bird, or even a panther, taking them with him in some of his missions
He spoils them with a lot of treats that you start to wonder whose idea was it to adopt them
Before going on a mission that requires him to be alone, he'll pat them, saying to them things like: "I will be gone for a while, would you be a good girl/boy and take care of our darling for me?"
(credits of Altaïr's photo belong to Sliderv2 on YouTube)
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reemonna · 7 months
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HI! Love ur blog. Can I req some nsfw headcanons for Connor Kenway? ;)
Oh dear, this is the first time for me to write a whole nsfw blog and I'm so anxious about it, especially if it's about Connor. I hope I won't disappoint and thank you so much!
!!! (Warning: NSFW / not for minors / +18 content) !!!
NSFW Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway headcanons
(During the events of AC3)
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In spite of his terrifying physique and alarming gazes when he's hunting down an enemy, he can be the softest and most caring creature you'll ever get to know when it comes to him having a physical contact with you
He's so strong and able-bodied, so he can pin you to the wall with both his arms easily and you're here squirming before his huge body
When you're giving him head for the first time he'd be really concerned and anxious the whole time that you might choke. He's fully aware he is that huge
Him having kinks? I don't think so. He's an innocent boy, it's even possible for him not knowing what does the word 'kink' stand for in the first place. He could even ask you about it
"Nó:ronhkwe (love), what does the word 'kink' mean?"
"Where did you hear that from?"
But if he did have kinks, they would be the least risky and hurtful ones. Which means BDSM is a conclusive no for him
Connor is a busy man, he doesn't really have the time to have sexual and romantic relationships, he was once afraid he couldn't give his woman what she deserves. So having you would be his first. Yes, that means he is a virgin
Thus explain why he's shy and probably doesn't know what he's doing in your first time together. But he's a fast learner, with very observant eyes and sharp senses, he will take some mental notes of how to improve and get better by the time. And he definitely does
He's pretty skilled with his hands, according to training and using different weapons and managing them perfectly, so he really knows how to use them well, and he's ready to show you that in other ways than fighting, to play you like a violin, turning you into a sobbing mess
During the whole thing he will ask you some questions from time to time like 'Are you okay with this?', 'Am I doing good?', 'Do you want me to stop?' to let you know that he's wary and willing to make it as comfortable and pleasurable for you as possible
You wouldn't imagine what it's like to do it with him when he's mad about something. He turns into one brutal beast you won't be able to feel your body for a week at least
Once he's done and returns back to his senses, he will regret it immediately and keep on apologising (even if you're not really protesting), making sure you weren't badly hurt
When you're both close enough, he likes to play chasing games with you, tag for an example. He likes watching you from afar, determining your location with his secondary vision, licking his lips and eyeing you in a predatory way, closing the distance between you slowly like a vulture hunting down its prey. That's until he surprises you with a full-of-happiness giggle and hugs you. Holding you tight in a teddy bear way as if he's won his prize, whispering promises of a long blissful night to your ears
He looks like a sculpted statue of a greek god after reaching his climax. With his tired handsome face, pumped lips (more than they actually are), sleepy beautiful half-closed eyes, flushed tanned skin, tiny whines escaping his lips from time to time, sculpted flawless body and a rising and lowering sweaty chest. If he's conscious enough he would have a little wanton smirk on his lips with his eyes fixed upon you
He's the sweetest boy when it comes to the aftercare. He gives away lots of kisses and cuddles, asking you if he did well enough, could even prepare a bath for you to get cleaned up. He doesn't let you make the least effort possible. He takes care of everything himself until he finally lays beside you in bed, pulling you into his lap, fondling your hair tresses and kissing your forehead softly, wishing you sweet dreams
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reemonna · 8 months
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Hello can you make a another hc’s or Connor ? ;)
Yes, sure! Thank you for the request! (And sorry for the delay) To be honest, I was looking, lately, for some excuses to write more about Connor since he's my favourite assassin so here are some Connor headcanons. I hope you love 'em! (I will certainly be uploading other Assassin's Creed characters headcanons, but I think I'm going to stick with Connor for a while)
When you're stressed or panicked with Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway
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He blames himself for what you had to go through
He will try so hard not to show it. But his stoic face gaunts gradually seeing you weep and sob in his arms
He shows various signs, biting his lips, intensely moving his gaze away, gritting his jaws, or clenching his hands cruelly that his knuckles turn white
He gets narky and manic to the point he could set the whole world on fire just for your sake
He's considered socially awkward, thus why he's not really able to express what he really feels correctly -and nicely at the same time- since he comes from an isolated society, and he doesn't open up to anyone about any of these sensitive issues and events, especially these which happened to him as a child. So he just stays silent, holding the urge to say anything that might make the situation worse as much as possible
He will leave you alone for some time to let you calm down and manage yourself on your own should he feel you're stressed out in his presence
He tries containing and perhaps dragging these vengeful and bloodlust thoughts out of your consciousness -in a situation of one of your loved ones dying by the enemy-, whether by distracting you or alerting you of what walking down that road could lead to
He doesn't wish to witness you turning into someone he long-lived detested and fought, like the templars, or like himself sometimes
He'll try to know who's behind your sorrows and deal with them, staining his hands with more blood to keep yours clean
He will lean closer to you, aiming to embrace you, and by accepting his offer he will gently wrap his arms around you, holding you tight and absorbing your anger
Taking you to a tranquil place, where no one can be seen or heard except for your footsteps, and maybe the animals running around you -if you were in an open space among the nature-
He thinks a little walk in such places could ease the tension even a little bit, since he used to spend a lot of his time there whenever he wants to clear his mind
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reemonna · 9 months
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Incorrect Dialogues: Metal Gear Solid V
Diamond Dogs members
Ocelot: If you have 6 chairs and 7 people want to sit down, what would you do?
Snake: I can make Quiet sit on my chair
Kaz: I'll fucking kill Quiet
Ocelot: For God's sake PLEASE STOP
Quiet: .....
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reemonna · 10 months
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Spending the night with Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway
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The man is hopelessly in love with your voice and the way you talk, he's totally ready for listening to you talking for hours
Doing some fast hunting challenges for dinner
He takes you with him to some quiet, relaxing spot, where you both can merge with each other and with the calming nature around you without being interrupted
Laying down on your backs, counting sporadic stars like little kids
It pleases him when you call him by his real name, Ratonhnhaké:ton, he loves how it sounds, coming from your mouth
He passionately talks about his childhood memories, and the time he spent with his mom and friends, telling you how much they would've loved you if you were introduced to them
He's very allergic to the simple touch from anyone, indeed. But you're definitely an exception
This means you're able to cuddle, trying to console him -and showing him how ready you're to fully support him and stay by his side- without him protesting or feeling uncomfortable at all
A little sculpt massage would be nice to him, it would have a great effect on him especially when his head is resting on your lap
(NSFW (slight or obvious) / +18)
Even if he's an amateur and probably does it for the first time, he gets to have deep -French- kisses with you
Oh, to see this big boy defending you and getting into fights with animals or bandits with his half naked body is something else. Seeing his shiny bronze skin and his oh-so-appetizing body muscles ripple with every move, the fearful shivers your body make get replased by aroused ones soon enough
Making love among the bushy trees and under the numerous stars? YES. Teaching him how to do it right 'cause he's an innocent baby boy with a heart as pure as an angel's? VERY MUCH YES
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reemonna · 1 year
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Getting drunk with Jacob Frye
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He mentions his urgency to make his own 'the rooks' gang every 5 seconds
Right after you're both done with drinking, he will take your hand to climb with him on the buildings' rooftops with your both laughter blaring all over the place
(NSFW/+18) You will end up making love on the rooftop of some building under the pale moonlight
He doesn't really like drinking to the point of getting wasted a lot, to keep his perception in a good level and stay connected with his surroundings. But he will definitely get drunk when he's around you. He would be so taken by you that he won't realise what he should and shouldn't do
His sense of humour increases and he throws more jokes when he gets drunk than he does in usual
You both talk about all the mess he did in the whole country. How he derailed a train, set fire to theatres, messed up factories, took the prime minister's spouse for a walk to one of the most dangerous England streets, and nearly crashing Britain's economy
And of course he must mention how Evie always interrupts his plans, which -in fact- means fixing his dumb doings and saving the day
"When Evie first heard of the squabble that happened yesterday in town, she pointed her fingers of blame at me, accusing me of starting that fight. Yes, I may have started it by accident, but she really must have a little faith in me, right?"
Will obviously start random fights with everyone in the inn
You don't really want to see how brutal he gets if someone tried to harass you one way or another, it's like releasing a monster -that's been tied for years- on the loose
It should be obvious that he grows more confident to flirt, and his feelings towards you loom clearer. He might even propose to you
Shouting in the middle of the inn, telling everyone how gorgeous and smart you are and how lucky he is to have you by his side? That's undoubtedly happening
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reemonna · 1 year
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Training with Raiden
(From Metal Gear series)
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He teaches you the basics of fencing: how to carry a sword -like a katana- and use it properly
He asks if it's okay to have physical contact with you and hold you from your back to help you do the right poses. Once you approve he will grab your waist, hold your hand that's carrying the sword softly and then start leading the way
You both get to have a lot of swordfights, and he feels surprised of how skilled you got to be
Whenever you make a progress, you always let him be the first to know, and he is absolutely hopelessly haunted by that
Since he's considered an expert in the field since he was a kid, he would teach you some techniques in stealth and infiltration to help you along the way
When you both were training karate together once, you accidentally punched him in his dong (ahem). He passed out the rest of the day and you kept on apologizing and crying out of embarrassment
In the middle of your training, he flirts with you in a sarcastic way in purpose to distract you. He's not actually really good at that since he has some trouble expressing his feelings, especially to you. So he ends up messing everything up and you get to fight him for embarrassing you each time
"Ahh, look at how cute you are. I really envy that manichéenne you're choking, I wish that was me" and you literally make his wish come true and start choking him instead
If you both are really close/officially in a relationship, he would take every chance during the training to appreciate you with some physical movements, like steeling a kiss from you, patting your head, fondling and playing with your scalp, or even giving you a light spank. He loves seeing your face gets colored with blush
"I swear to God if you keep on twiddling in front of the other trainees, I'll kill you!" "I really would like to see you try"
Once you get in the battlefield, he will keep you close to him to make sure you're a little more safer since this is your first time and you still need to adapt and get used to it
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reemonna · 1 year
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Tumblr/Twitter relatable compilations x Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean
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reemonna · 1 year
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Falling asleep with Risotto Nero
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If you were doing some paperwork and you fell asleep, he would gently carry you with his strong, tough body to bed, whispering a delicate 'I got you, baby girl' in your ear
The second you're in bed, napping, he will be staring at you and gazing at every inch of your skin eagerly, wondering how pretty you can get
He loves hearing you talk about literally anything with his head resting on the pillow, yet he doesn't interact at all. He just listens
"Would you like to tell me a bedtime story?"
(Slight NSFW) He feels like burying his face in your teddies when he's tired. He won't do so until you give him your permission, and when you do he would literally stay in that position for two hours straight
Nero himself is totally impressed of the way you absorb his anger and tiredness after a long day of work and make him tender and vulnerable when he's in between your arms, in spite of the fact that he's one of the most dangerous men in Italy and just mentioning his name in front of anyone makes them piss their pants
Having pillowtalks? Very much yes, but throwing jokes during it? Not at all, not because he doesn't want to. It's just he doesn't know how. But he definitely tries for your sake
But you must be aware that whenever he manages to throw a joke, it would be a 'dark comedy' one. So don't get upset
Most of times he doesn't show the slightest reaction, especially with his deadly-looking eyes, which are not helping at all. But deep down he really cares about every little thing you do, starting with your heartbeats
He's quite the chef, he makes you a delicious light meal for a good night's sleep
He's good at giving you hands and arms massage to help you relax
He always wants you to assure him you're not scared of him. Even with his dark, soulless-looking eyes staring at you like it's about to devour you, you can still sense his desperation for you and your words
He wants your image to be the last thing he sees before sleeping, and the first thing to witness the second he opens his eyes again after taking a long nap
Whenever you have nightmares, he will pull you to his lap and play with your hair, telling you that it's alright and he would literally tear whatever or whoever bothers you apart
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reemonna · 1 year
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Tumblr/Twitter relatable compilations x Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
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reemonna · 1 year
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'Nights In White Satin' by The Moody Blues × BruAbba
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Vento Aureo) ships
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𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧
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𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝
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𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧
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𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝
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𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐈'𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝
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𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞
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𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐬?
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𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞
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'𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮
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reemonna · 1 year
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Tumblr/Twitter relatable compilations x Metal Gear Solid
I think I'll be sharing more of this kind of posts soon enough ... (Same goes with Metal Gear stuff)
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reemonna · 2 years
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Spending the night with Noriaki Kakyoin
(Warning: Contains nsfw/+18 content)
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Watching a lot of drawing tutorials is a very essential part of the time you're spending together
Doing doodles and sketching some random things and using weird references the whole time
Noriaki is more of a calm nature enjoyer, so he prefers spending his time on a laid-back, peaceful hill under the moon silver light to spending it in a very noisy place like a party in a club
He will take advantage of this pacific moment and starts talking with you about yourselves
You'll be opening up about nearly everything about your both lives and the things making you upset to the point you won't realise how many hours have passed
Cooking together in your place, probably missing up your kitchen and almost setting the whole house on fire
DRAWING COMPETITIONS
You both most likely throwing colors on each other and spending 2 hours to get 'em out of your hair and clothes
Playing video games especially the ones which contain multiplayer, and you'd probably be the one who wins most of times
(NSFW/+18)
He may ask you to take off your clothes to draw you naked, he'd praise and appreciate your beauty in the process
You'll be definitely making love between the teared up papers, drawing tools, colors remains and confetti thrown around you chaotically
When it's time for him to give you oral, he'll ask you to try his lero lero thing on you
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reemonna · 2 years
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When you're stressed or panicked with Bruno Bucciarati
(Warning: mentions of deaths, drugs and child abuse)
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Half of his comrades being brutally killed before him, one of them giving up on his command, his father dying because of drugs, and he -himself- finding out the man he's working for is the reason why drugs -the very thing he hated since he was a kid- is spreading everywhere, even between kids ..... Bucciarati has experienced a lot of traumatizing events so he can utterly understand how does it feel to be exposed to such a shocking event, especially when you lose someone you care about
Even if how terrifying the situations he was exposed to were, he still manages to throw them behind. That's why he would try to share his experience with you; hoping to make you feel even a slightly better
If there was a very violent scene he quickly will catch your eyes with his hands and commands you to turn your head around and look away. He will try to convince you that it's not a big deal even if it is
If you witness one of your gang members or friends dies, he knows that no cheerful words can be said in a situation like that to make it better. He just stays quiet and let you get all of your tears and sorrows out without interruption
He asks your comrades to get back to the mission, whereas he stays by your side until you calm down, and also to protect you in case of presence of enemies
He thinks it's totally okay to show and release your anger, hatred and flounce sometimes, especially in a situation like this
He Rubs your back, kisses your forehead, looks you in the eyes and says nothing, he would even cuddle you. But he always asks before doing anything so he won't make you feel more uncomfortable and stressed
If he senses your desperate desire for him saying anything to relieve you, he can have a little chat with you, and he -unintentionally- gets down to reality with his talk instead of an emotional consultation
"There's no such thing called 'overcoming sadness'. This is way too utobian-like. You just need to learn how to live with it. It's fine to feel all the bad feelings sometimes, but don't let it eat you from inside. I'll always be here if you need to talk or open up to someone" and then ends his talk with a relieving, delicate smile
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reemonna · 2 years
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Tequila Joseph Headcanons
(In fact ... nearly 30% is about Joseph himself, and the rest is about everyone's reaction when they see him in the tequila outfit lmao)
NOTE 1: Characters quotes colors: Joseph, Caesar, Stroheim
NOTE 2: Some of these headcanons are from eyes of heaven video game, they take place when you play with tequila Joseph. Whether you're allied with part 2 characters or opposed them
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He probably doesn't like having Tequila
He puts weights that are basketball-shaped inside a bra and then wears it; to make his teddies look more realistic and more convincing as a woman's ones
He struggles a bit moving with these weights and they also affect his breathing a little though
He used this outfit and tried to tempt Caesar once as if he's a 'sexy woman who's willing to make out with him' and he thought Caesar has fallen for it
Caesar isn't that dumb to the point he wouldn't notice that this woman is a 'he' or that he doesn't know damn well she's Joseph. He just plays along to make him feel victorious only this time, and not to hurt his feelings as well
Even if Caesar thinks Joseph looks completely like a joke in this outfit, he also thinks he's attractive in some way. And he secretly likes it
Joseph has made some alterations and modulations on the whole look after taking Lisa Lisa and Suzie's advice on fashion and make-up. But we all know it's possible that he modulated it just in an antagonistic way
Lisa Lisa and Suzie both have seen the final outcome and they regret it
Joseph has probably dressed it while training with Caesar and Lisa Lisa. Well, two scenarios kept happening the whole time. The first one is that Joseph kept tripping and stumbling over the tail of the skirt. The second one is that the wind kept blowing up his dress in an obvious way
In both scenarios Caesar just keeps yelling at him with Lisa Lisa standing there in the background watching them with a rigid look, trying so hard not to burst laughing
"JOJO YOU GODDAMN IDIOT! HOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TRAIN PROPERLY IN THIS DRESS?! THE WIND HAS BEEN BLOWING IT UP THE WHOLE TIME" "Ara ara, looks like someone's distracted by my beauty and focuses on my skirt instead of training" "'distracted by my beauty' my ass. Keep telling yourself that, you cocky moron"
Stroheim saw Joseph once with this outfit, he kept laughing and wheezing (and Caesar joined him) while Joseph is standing there, looking totally furious of how good he thinks Stroheim is that he saw through his disguise easily
"Jesus Christ, JoJo. Do you call THAT a disguise? YOU UTTER FOOL!"
Joseph and Caesar had some little fights before meeting up with the pillar men, just because Joseph wanted to wear that tequila outfit while fighting them
"Please, Caesarino. I'm begging yo-" "No, JoJo. You can't wear that and fight the pillar men. Don't you remember how many times you kept tripping over it during the training?"
Speedwagon has already seen it before and he didn't wish Joseph would bring it up again. He sometimes remembers his journey with Jonathan and then looks at Joseph with his tequila outfit then wonders how everything has worked out for the Joestar bloodline
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reemonna · 2 years
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Incorrect Dialogues:
Moriarty The Patriot
Louis: Can I ask you a question, James?
Bonde: Yes?
Louis: Can a person breathe inside a turned-on washing machine?
Bonde: ....
Bonde: Wait- where's Moran?
Louis: ....
Bonde: OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO-
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