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nicherayyy · 1 year

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Hi, could I request a la squadra x child reader were the reader, like, was kinda scared to living with them and as time went on and reader got used to having them as their family and ends up calling the big brother/dad for the first time?

I decided to include ice cream boys bc why not

La Squadra x Child!Reader calling them dad/big bro for the first time

None of you expected to be found in such situation. Life is weird indeed, so here you are, living with nine assassins. Not quite a thing that you expected as a first grader. Honestly, at first you thought they will kill you, you weren’t sure why though. What would a child do to the men in their thirties?

Time passed, but you weren’t killed. Did that make you less cautious around them? Absolutely not! You were taught not to trust strangers, especially if these strangers are killing people for a living. You even thought to run away a few times, but what can you do being a six year old? You definitely won’t survive on the street on your own. So after a little thought you decided to stay, not that you had other options.

La Squadra on the other hand, kept their distance at first. Of course, life didn’t prepare them to be babysitters, but they had no other choice.Therefore that’s why they gave you a separate room and let you be, for now of course. Eventually, you’ll need to find a common ground. Slowly, but surely they began to approach you. Formaggio let you play with his cats whenever you wanted, Prosciutto drove you to school every day, etc. It turns out, they’re not that bad as they seemed.

After a few month you completely stopped being afraid of them. They began to be a real family to you, the one you never had. They would never raise their voice to you, even Ghiaccio, he’s really gentle around you. You can always tell them what’s on your mind, they’ll never judge you. And if you don’t like going to school- you always can be homeschooled by Melone. He’s an awesome teacher so don’t worry, your comfort is their priority.

Time passed and one morning it was just you and Risotto. The others were on missions and they definitely wouldn’t be back until evening. For now, you two just had a delicious breakfast, honestly, you would never thought that Risotto cooks that good.

“Hey dad, can you pass me the salt?”, you asked not even realising your question.

His eyes seemed to light up for a second, he cleared his throat “Sure, here you go”.

Actually he’s so proud about it. He won’t show any unnecessary emoting but god he’s happy. Surely he’ll tell others. Secretly he wants them to be jealous, he’s the first one you referred as “dad” after all. Looking forward to be called like that again!

And one time you and Prosciutto went for groceries, he even promised to buy you what you wanted. Pros went straight to the sections with veggies while you were looking for something you wanted. Finally, you found what you needed! Wasting no time you were already heading to the blond man.

“Hey dad”, you called “Can I have this?”

Prosciutto was too stunned to speak for a moment. He just smiled and patted your head.

“Call me like that again and I’ll buy anything you want”

He won’t tell anyone about it. It’s his happy moment and he has no intentions to share it. Will do anything to hear you call him dad again. He would never thought something small like this will make him so happy.

You and Melone like to read books together. He’s trying to share his love to science with you, nothing creepy of course. Melone always lets you choose whatever theme you want to read about today. And if you have anything you want to ask him, he’ll always be enlighten to answer.

“Hey dad, how fish breathe underwater?”

Melone looked at you in pure shock, immediately taking you in his arms “Can you say that again?”

Oh yes, he would tell everyone! He won’t shut up about that for months. Now he wants to spend even more time with you, just to hear you call him dad. He just loves his baby so much.

Fishing with Pesci is always fun! He would tell you about his and aniki’s adventures, and surely how cool Pros is. You would never thought that you can catch a real fish, but with Pesci’s help it became possible.

“You’re doing such a great job!”, Pesci praised you.

“Thank you, big bro.. Pesci why are you crying?”

Oh yes, he’ll cry. But don’t you worry, these are tears of happiness. Immediately brag to Pros. He’s crying every time you call him like that, Pesci just cannot hide his emotions, not that you want him to.

You like to spend time with Illuso, he styles your hair and tells you all the tea. He’s nice, but don’t tell others!

“So, how do you like your new hairstyle?”, Illuso grinned.

“It’s so cool, you’re amazing dad!”

You just bursted Illuso’s ego to the sky. You.. call him amazing.. and dad. For now will try to impress you even further. He just love to hear praises. And for him your praises are the most valuable.

You and Formaggio are buddies. He always makes you laugh. By this time you two even have some inside jokes.

“Hahah, this one is especially funny dad”

“Dad who”

Congratulations, now he’s trying to make you laugh every time.

You weren’t as close with Ghiaccio as you are now, so you make sure to show him your appreciation because you love him. He may look cold, but he also loves you dearly.

“I love you dad”

“I love you too”

Tries to play it cool. But let’s be honest, now he will think about it for a few weeks. Damn, he needs to express his love to you more.

Sorbet and Gelato consider you as their own flesh and blood. You’re their small and adorable child, they won’t take any excuses. The couple tries to spend as much time with you as they can. And if they’re busy with a mission, they make it up to you by buying something nice.

“We bought you that console you wanted”, Sorbet smiled to you.

“Aren’t you happy?”, Gelato asked.

“I’m so happy, thank you dad and papa!”

Gelato is so hyped up about this whole situation. Everyone will know. For now he’s glued to you, waiting you to call him papa again. Sorbet is not that good with emotions as his husband, but every time you call him dad it brings him joy!

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freria · 18 days

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UNHOLY PARTNERS: Sorbet & Gelato

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(It rained on me today, lol)

Don't forget to respond and subscribe so don't miss the continuation (oﾟvﾟ)ノ

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #jjba vento auero #jojo no kimyou na bouken #artwork #jojo part 5 #jojo fanart #la squadra #anime and manga #gelato jjba #sorbet jjba

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rae-pss · 9 months

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sorbet: this food is too hot… i can't eat it.

gelato: you’re very hot, and i still eat you. *smirks*

everyone at the table: *silence*

ghiaccio: YOU TWO ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING!

prosciutto: one dinner… i just want one damn dinner!

#— quotes.#— jjba.#la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra #jjba incorrect quotes #sorbet jojo #sorbet jjba #gelato jjba #gelato jojo #jjba ghiaccio #ghiaccio jojo #ghiaccio jjba #jjba prosciutto #prosciutto jojo #prosciutto jjba

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greato-days69 · 4 months

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La Squadra

Spoilers

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ottos-core · 1 year

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One of my friends said Sorbet and Gelato reminded them of Craig and Tweek...

So I made this.

Image I used for this:

#shitpost #sorbet and gelato #la squadra #south park #craig and tweek #sorbet jjba #gelato jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo pt 5

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nicherayy · 2 years

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Platonic La Squadra x Teen gn!Reader

Summary: family night together with snacks and horror games

A/N: I have daddy issues. And also I enjoy writing this small AU, so don't be shy to submit some requests (just make sure to read my page's rules)

fluff, humour, open ending, cursing, just you chillin’ with your 8 father figures (and brother figure Pesci)

The past few weeks have been difficult for all of you. The squad being busy with their missions and you with your school work. And it’s clear that during this time you hardly spent time together. Your only interaction was greetings in the morning and if you were lucky someone would even say good night to you. Of course they still deeply cared about you and if you stayed up late with some essay Risotto or Prosciutto would check on you from time to time.

Now after this harsh time you all were sitting in the living room while Ghiaccio and Illuso had a really heated argument.

“No, I’m telling you, these nowadays games are just terrible! Who in their right mind would make that bullshit?”

“Ghiaccio”, Risotto interrupts to make it clear that you are still in the room. Honestly none of them would want you to hear such words, and what’s more, they wouldn’t want you to use such words. They still saw you as their baby (spoiler, they always will) so cursing in house were strictly forbidden. You can only imagine how Ghiaccio got into trouble because of this.

You lazily look at Risotto, who’s comfortably seated next to you on the couch covering you with a blanket. If not Ghiaccio’s screams you could actually fall asleep already.

“I didn’t hear anything”, you replied, not wanting anyone in trouble.

“Speaking about games, I think y/n are more informed in this theme, am I right?”, asked Melone turning all attention to you again. That’s right, you were quite a fan. In fact you always spent time talking Sorbet and Gelato’s ears off with plot and meaning of some games, no that they minded. This couple loved hearing about your interests and your explanations made them both smile.

“Well”, you smiled with pride “what do you think about horror games?”. Oh yes, this genre every time hit you hard and made you overexcited. But anyway you were just curious if your family would be scared of something as simple as a game. Well.. Pesci is not counting.

But you definitely wanted to scare Risotto and Sorbet. These two always look like they can’t be intimidated by anything. This was just great opportunity.

“Horror.. h-huh” Pesci squeaked.

“Pesci, remember what we were talking about?”, Prosciutto glared at him “I don’t care about games so do as you pleased, y/n”.

In that case.. you already know what game you’ll choose.

Formaggio took the controller, “I’m gonna show you how to do it like a real pro” no one complaints while you’re waiting for a great show. This evening is getting more interesting.

#la squadra #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra x reader #gn!reader #teen reader #risotto x reader #jjba part 5 #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba x reader #illuso x reader #pesci x reader #sorbet x reader #gelato jjba #formaggio x reader #melone x reader #ghiaccio x reader #fluff

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mistas-pants · 1 year

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This Is unfinished, but I return in this blue moon to drop the gays

The fen gays, the lesbians, the ice cream lesbians

Okay that's all good byeeee(⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)つ

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saltysunflowersugar · 6 months

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I decided to assign each mercenary from Twam Fortress 2 a corresponding member of LA Squadra, since they're both groups of 9 mercenaries who each have distinct personalities. This proved a lot harder than I initially thought, PLEASE give me suggestions, I don't even know what I want to make out of this, I think I just want this list to be completed

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ditarispro · 7 months

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art trades i finished recently with some twitter pals 💗

#jjba #gelato jjba #jojo ocs #friend art #character x oc

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fokker4311 · 2 years

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He screm.

#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken #jjba vento auero #jjba part 5 #la squadra #formaggio #prosciutto #jjba pesci #melone #ghiaccio #risotto nero #sorbet jjba #gelato jjba #illuso jjba

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rrenkaasina · 2 years

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OKAY HEAR ME OUT

SORBET AND GELATO ARE JUST YASSIFICATION OF TWEEK AND CRAIG😭

They’re even wearing same shirts!!

#sorlato #la squadra esecuzioni #jjba #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo meme #jojo no kimyou na bouken #south park #jjba vento auero #creek #sorbet jjba #gelato jjba #la squadra

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nicherayyy · 1 year

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Risotto: so.. do you want to explain why you started a fight with your classmate?

Child!Reader: well..

Sorbet: a fight?

Gelato: you won, right?

Risotto: ...

#la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra x reader #jjba part 5 #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba x reader #jojo no kimyō na bōken #risotto nero x reader #sorbet x gelato #risotto nero #sorbet jjba #gelato jjba

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freria · 16 days

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My ugly joy

Traditionally, after finishing the chapter, I like to add a couple more of these hot guys

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #jjba vento auero #jojo no kimyou na bouken #artwork #jojo part 5 #jojo fanart #la squadra #anime and manga #gelato jjba #sorbet jjba #formaggio jjba #illuso #jjba pesci #proscuitto jojo

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rae-pss · 3 months

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May I please ask for soulmate au with Sorlato with reader genuinely think their soulmates are ice cream please

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . i think you refer to "each others’ names on their wrist/palm/etc". also, this list is perfect if you want to see how many soulmate au exist. i hope you like it, dear anon (<3). ˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended, 409 words.

throughout your life, you lived under the constant jokes from family, friends, and even strangers, about the name of your soulmates.

you lived in a world where, when you turned eighteen, the name of your future partner materialized out of nowhere on your wrists. nevertheless, the fact that it could appear more than one name in itself was already strange, unusual even; well, to that you had to add in your case the two curious words that appeared on your skin that day.

"sorbet" and "gelato", it should be an awful joke of fate, one that only sought to laugh at you because, honestly, you couldn't find another reason behind the random names of your supposed soulmates.

who can be called "sorbet" and "ice cream"? and on top of that the second one is in italian? damn, your non-existent luck.

there have always been smiles and laughter when the topic of names on your wrists came up. there wasn't even one damn occasion during your life when, when you told your situation, a laugh escaped those around you.

and, at the moment it did not seem that that was going to change. not when, in that godforsaken bar in naples, the two strangers with whom you were so pleasantly talking for much of the night, couldn't help but laugh when you showed them the brands.

what you didn't expect, much less did you imagine could happen authentically, was the exact moment in which your name came out from the blonde man's lips as if nothing had happened. you didn't even remember having given it to any of them, you didn't even remember knowing them at all, and as if nothing had happened, he spoke as if you were someone very important.

—excuse me, but how do you know my name?

—oh, honey.

with a smile, which you found curiously cute, he rolled up his khaki green shirt to his shoulder and calmly showed you his two wrists.

“sorbet” was written on the right, and… your name was on the left.

without being able to contain yourself, you raised your gaze quickly and observed both men carefully. you couldn't believe that one, you had finally found your soulmates, and two, that name didn't fit either of you.

—because of you i have suffered ridicule throughout my life...

your comment only earned more laughter from both men. on this occasion, the one with black hair extended his hand to you.

—i'm sorbet, it's nice to finally meet you,

—and i'm gelato!

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zepuffer · 2 years

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gay people

#happy pride la squadra nation #my art #jjba #jjba part 5 #golden wind #la squadra #gelato jjba #sorbet jjba #sorbet and gelato #gelato and sorbet #sorlato

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crazyyanderefangirlfan · 9 months

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How La squadra meet Tira

A/N: This will be headcanons, I'll see if I can do a story about it. Also this entire song inspire me this.

They received word that some sort of coup was forming Santorini, Greece and naturally La Squadra Di Esecuzione was dispatched.

The place was beautiful they had to admit, and some were treating a bit as a vacation to find the targets, until Ghiaccio and Prosciutto brought hem back to reality.

It's been four days and they found no leads.

It was getting frustrating. Melone deduced that they might be hidden some where far from crowds, such as the forest.

After conducting more investigation, Melone proved to be true as they were indeed hiding in the forest.

They got to work and ambushed them. Formaggio and Gelato then proceeded to take their money and cards.

As they head they're way back, they heard music. Glancing at each other, they crept quietly to the source of the sound. They all huddle near Risotto who began to activate Metallica which cloaked the entire team.

Once they got there, they saw two girls. One was taller with blue hair in braids and yellow eyes, and had a rather buxom build. The other girl was rather petite compared to her friend, she orange hair in cat-like ear buns, purple eyes and freckles across her face and body.

Both girls were wearing Greek style dresses but different styles. The taller girl wore a long light blue one with slits on the side and a plunging neckline while the petite girl wore a two piece pink Greek style dress with a short skirt and two long strip attached to bronze cuffs. Both outfits were glittery

For some reason, la squadra seemed to pay attention to the petite girl more than the taller one. Which surprised some of them.

Both girls were singing and dancing to some kind song.

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Melone: It's Barbie music.

La squadra: ...

Melone: It's part of junior's education.

The petite girl suddenly turned to them, as if singing to them.

🎵If you stumble, just keep your fight on Follow my voice to my arms🎵

Pesci blushed a bit, Illuso snickered but most seem indifferent. Having seen enough, and feeling low-key second hand embarrassment they left.

As always they received a mediocre pay and unfortunately their last serious job.

It's been months since, it wasn't until Pesci came to base telling them about a new toy store with a good pay. And meeting that petite freckled face girl again.

@sailing-selfships, @rae-pss

#la squadra #tira columbina #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra di esecuzione #jojo risotto #risotto nero #risotto nero jjba #risotto jjba #prosciutto jjba #pesci jjba #ghiaccio jjba #melone jjba #illuso jjba #formaggio jjba #gelato jjba #sorbet jjba #la squadra jjba #Youtube

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