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nicherayyy · 1 year

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ok. i have the most amazing idea. child reader, but they're from south park and hung around stan's group all the time before moving. (the list of crimes is astronomical, just like cartman and them). basically la squadra and south park! child! reader. bonus points if they have immortality like kenny

Anon you are genius!! And South Park is literally one of my fav shows

TW: cursing, mention of really disturbing crimes and cannibalism (not from reader's side ofc) but it's South Park so there's nothing to be shocked with

La Squadra x Child! South Park! Reader

No one in La Squadra has any idea how they ended up in this situation.. with you.. the most feral 8 year old they ever saw.

Risotto def didn't expect this, I mean, you're just a child, what can go wrong?

Everything.

Everything goes wrong.

At first he didn't even want to tell you about the whole assassin thing. Cuz you know, you're a literal child. You actually found out by accident, finding some random documents on Risotto's desk.

And the last thing Ris wanted was to scare you. He was about to explain himself and that whatever they do, they have no intentions to hurt you while you just listened, like.. it didn't even bothered you?

The only thing you said was:

"Dude I don't really care what you do for a living"

The poor man was too stunned to speak.

Prosciutto HATES your cursing habit. Sometimes he thinks you're an old sailor that saw some things, not a child. You've got a bigger vocabulary than the whole La Squadra combined, I'm not even joking.

He tried to make you stop cursing, he really did.

Pros, in fact, didn't succeed.

"Oh fuck"

"Language"

"Shut up old fart"

"What did you just say??"

Yeah, he can't do this anymore.

Poor Pesci is terrified. How can a child be like.. this??! Children must be naive and innocent, but you?? Ohhh you're the other case.

You actually find it funny that Pesci is so scared of your stories about your old times in South Park. Pls stop traumatising him.

And you're just telling this at random times, which scares him even more.

"Oh, that's a nice chili, I remember my friend ate something like that once"

"Oh.. was it with beef too?"

"No, it was with his enemy's parents"

"WHAT"

Can I just say no one ate chili that day?

Illuso thinks it's amusing, really.

"I'll pay 200 lira if you go and say all curse words you know to Formaggio right now"

"400 lira and we have a deal"

But I won't lie, your stories are scaring him sometimes.

"You know I died once"

"Eh??"

Sometimes he thinks you saw more than him.

Formaggio really likes your stories. But one small issue, he thinks that most of your stories are a joke. Because how can an 8 year old saw so many disturbing things? Of course, it must be just your imagination.

Oh how wrong he was.

"I once was arrested for starting a Peruvian flute band with my friends"

"Haha, yeah, nice"

"And the government sent us to Peru"

"Of course, I believe you"

Actually, Melone is more interested in all your "I died once" thing. Like how?? You just rise from the dead?

"Dude, chill, my friend literally does the same"

So there's another immortal child?? What are you two, Jesus??

"I don't know it's because of some shitty cult I guess?"

"What cult??"

But anyway, he's interested in you in scientific way and doesn't care much about your little crime stories.

Ohhh, Ghiaccio and you are buffing every day. Morning, day, and night.

You just take any opportunity to piss him off. One day for example you pronounced your words wrong (he still remembers that).

Or you can start an argument with him about anything. No matter how small it is. The whole team now tries to distract you so they won't hear Ghiaccio's screams.

"Would you ever stop being so annoying?"

"I don't know, would you ever stop being such a bitch?"

And there it goes.

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jar-of-ectoplasm · 1 year

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Just Teasin: La Squadra x Reader

a/n: ehehehe la squadra flirting with/teasing their crush also hi again here is content this has been in my drafts for about a year now and i finally finished it !!!

Genre/Warnings: Fluff, playful teasing, flirting, pre-relationship, a little bit suggestive at some parts, implied short-ish reader, hinted polyamory (sorlato)

~Risotto~

-for someone that's supposed to be the mature, stoic leader of an assassin team he teases you a lot. pretty much any chance he gets, he'll take

-his ways of teasing are more subtle and he doesn't do it around the team very much

-he will definitely scare you, he'll turn invisible and sneak up behind you before grabbing your shoulders and probably making you drop whatever you were holding

How He Flirts With/Teases You:

-Placing his hand on your waist and pressing his chest to your back when he reaches for something you're standing under

-On missions he'll whisper in your ear and stand really really close to you

-Puts his hand on your shoulder and rubs the place between your neck and shoulder with his thumb

-Calls you stuff like cara/caro (dear) or piccolo tesoro (little darling)

~Prosciutto~

-Also another squad member who's supposed to be mature and serious but totally isn't

-Pros will tease you all the fucking time. On a mission? Teasing. Trying to relax at HQ? Teasing. Literally he won't stop

-Even though he does it literally every day, nobody really knows he's teasing you because he doesn't make it super obvious

How He Flirts With/Teases You:

-Resting his hand just above your ass while you two are out in public

-Caressing your cheek with the back of his hand when nobody's looking

-Calling you into his room to pick which shirt he should wear that day (when he doesn't have one on)

-Putting his hand on your thigh/leg when you sit next to him

~Pesci~

-You'd think since he freaks out about how you perceive him he wouldn't mess with you too much right? incorrect.

-Sort of like a high school boy about it tbh, he's more similar to Formaggio in that way even though his mentor is such a stickler about behavior and manners

-Totally gets red in the face if anybody mentions how he acts different around you when you've left the room though

How He Flirts With/Teases You:

-Compares your hand sizes a LOT, you guys could be doing literally anything (including running from an enemy) and he'd make a comment about how your hands were compared to his

-Fake punches you on the shoulder whenever he passes by you; he'll also throw fake slow-motion punches at you and instigate silly "arguments" over the tiniest things

-Pesci is a pretty big dude, he's the second tallest (beat out by risotto obviously) in the group so unless you're also 6'2 he'll steal things out of your hands and make you jump to get whatever it is back

-Always suggests you guys pretend to be a couple when you're trying to blend in when you guys are paired up on missions and he'll play it up a bunch

~Formaggio~

-Literally nobody is surprised about how not-subtle he is when he's flirting with/teasing you

-It'll hardly ever stop either, so get ready for that too. The only time he'll quit doing it is if it's an insanely serious situation (i.e.: someone [not illuso] is dying)

-Like Pesci, he flirts like a teenager, so most of the shit he says to you is really stupid and is more to annoy you than try winning your affection

How He Flirts With/Teases You

-Always always always breaking out some absolutely horrendous pick-up lines on you, he looks up top 50 worst pick up lines and uses them all within the day

-Is also always trying to get you to agree to go on a date with him; a lot of him getting melone, illuso, and ghiaccio to play waiter after setting up some candles in the headquarter's shitty dining room

-Kind of talks to you how he would talk to his cat?? He uses a lot of stupid ass nicknames when referring and speaking to you and breaks out the baby talk to really annoy you

-Hangs all over you. There isn't a single place you could be where he wouldn't immediately follow (except like, the bathroom but you get what i'm saying); he especially loves making himself tiny and chilling out in one of your pockets (whether or not you notice doesn't matter to him)

~Illuso~

-He is genuinely so awful oml

-When you guys are both around the team he makes fun of and is mean to you so much you'd think he hated you

-But, when you're both alone, he's very similar to Prosciutto in the way he speaks to and interacts with you. It's very confusing

How He Flirts With/Teases You

-Like I said, when you're around the team he's a massive prick. He'll pick at every little thing you do; your performance levels on your missions, your stand, your outfit that day (even though he's dressed like that)

-He thinks he's being clever, throwing any suspicions of his feelings towards you away, but everybody just thinks it's super obvious and weird how much he talks about you even when you aren't there

-When you guys are alone though, it's a whole other game. He'll intentionally make his voice lower and softer, so you'll have to be closer to him to hear what he's saying properly. He'll sprinkle in a lot of almost suggestive comments so you can never really tell what he's trying to convey to you

-He'll also turn his prior statements into something he can use to get physically closer to you; holding your face in his hands to "inspect it for any unsightly blemishes" and running his hands along the material of your clothing (and your body, by proxy) so he can "properly gauge how cheap your tastes are"

~Melone~

-Also awful just in a completely different way compared to Illuso

-Very affectionate, almost treats you like a pet with how much he dotes on and touches you

-Obviously this weirdo is gonna say some freaky shit to try getting you flustered or embarrassed

How He Flirts With/Teases You

-Like I said, he's very touchy. He'll drape his entire body across your own when you guys are trying to sit and watch TV, he'll hang off of you when you're trying to cook, he'll have his hands on some part of you as long as he has you within the same general area

-Loves to spoil you with material items too, so he'll drag you along on shopping trips a lot. Most of the time, he wants to get you clothing, so there will be a lot of him picking out some rather revealing outfits and loudly encouraging you to try them on and model for him

-When you guys are paired on long-distance missions, he always books a hotel/motel room with only one bed so the two of you will have to sleep together. You usually wake up with him drooling all over the side of your face, which is gross, but whatever

-He isn't all weird though, Mel keeps a notebook full of everyone on the team's favorite things, and he uses your page quite often. He'll pick up your favorite food or drink if he sees it when he's out, he'll get some random bit of merchandise from your favorite media if he finds it, though he always leaves this stuff right outside your bedroom door instead of giving it to you directly

~Ghiaccio~

-God this guy can't flirt for shit

-He tries really hard to come across as mysterious and cool but he really just...isn't good at it. It makes him look a lot meaner than he already is with how his resting face looks and the way he phrases a lot of his sentences

-Sometimes it can be really cute when you guys are all alone and he decides he doesn't have to keep up his extreme-asshole personality

How He Flirts With/Teases You

-Loves sneaking up on you and demanding you accompany him on a drive; doesn't matter what you were doing beforehand you are in the car and getting a CD booklet shoved into your lap. He's pretty quite during the whole thing, which kinda makes you second guess his intentions with bringing you out into the country at 11 pm, but eventually he'll drop the scowl and work up the courage to keep his hand on your thigh

-Likes spouting a bunch of random facts about literally anything around you so it makes him look smart. It really just makes him look douchey, but he really doesn't know any other way to impress someone

-Sometimes he'll get Melone to have a fake argument with him so he can go to you and just spend time around you. He doesn't know how to ask to hang out with someone without sounding like he's trying to kill them, so this is the best he can do

-Has definitely made the base much colder than it should be and has hidden most of your heavier jackets/sweaters so he can give you some of his own

~Sorbet and Gelato~

-They're both so scary but they're also both really good at making that scary insanely hot

-Gelato is a lot more touchy with you than Sorbet is, and Sorbet definitely is touchy but he's more prone to flirting through words rather than touch alone

-They are so so weird and Gelato definitely bites

How They Flirt With/Tease You

-They both talk very loudly about the prospect of adding a third person to their relationship when you're around; if you have the courage to look at them during these conversations you'll usually find their eyes already on you

-Gelato likes to corner you in a random room in the house that nobody else is in, grab you, them lean in really close to your face until your noses are practically touching. He'll stare at you like that for a couple minutes before giggling like a weirdo and running off to find Sorbet again

-Sometimes Sorbet will call you into the kitchen to help him cook, and while you're reaching for something in the cabinets or refrigerator he'll come up behind you and keep his hands on your waist and whisper some random sexy bullshit in your ear before walking back to the stove

-Sometimes if it's just the three of you in a room, or god forbid the whole house, they'll never leave you alone. Sorbet likes to creep up behind you to scare you while Gelato keeps you in place from the front, effectively trapping you in between the two

#la squadra jjba #la squadra headcanons #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra x reader #jjba x reader #risotto nero x reader #prosciutto x reader #pesci x reader #illuso x reader #formaggio x reader #melone x reader #ghiaccio x reader #sorlato jjba #sorlato x reader #sorbet and gelato x reader

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v1rtualtrash · 5 months

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Yippee more progress with ghiaccio (￣ω￣) Im kinda going with the flow with how im doing this lol idk how im gonna finish it

#.my art💿#original art #la squadra jjba #part 5 jjba #ghiaccio jjba #jjba fanart #jjba part 5 #jjba #part 5 jojo #ghiaccio jojo #jojo fanart #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #jojo no kimyō na bōken #fanart #jojo art #jjba art #jojo

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silvernyxchariot · 11 months

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La Squadra unironically: I'd like to take you out... (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

S/O: On a date or out of my misery...?

La Squadra ironically: Geez. Lighten up.

#la squadra x reader #la squadra #la squadra jjba #jjba #jjba la squadra #jjba vento auero #I am not sorry for the person I will become the further into Genshin I get

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6ixbullets · 1 year

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L4 SQU4DR4 CHR1STM4S IC0NS !

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crazyyanderefangirlfan · 9 months

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How La squadra meet Tira

A/N: This will be headcanons, I'll see if I can do a story about it. Also this entire song inspire me this.

They received word that some sort of coup was forming Santorini, Greece and naturally La Squadra Di Esecuzione was dispatched.

The place was beautiful they had to admit, and some were treating a bit as a vacation to find the targets, until Ghiaccio and Prosciutto brought hem back to reality.

It's been four days and they found no leads.

It was getting frustrating. Melone deduced that they might be hidden some where far from crowds, such as the forest.

After conducting more investigation, Melone proved to be true as they were indeed hiding in the forest.

They got to work and ambushed them. Formaggio and Gelato then proceeded to take their money and cards.

As they head they're way back, they heard music. Glancing at each other, they crept quietly to the source of the sound. They all huddle near Risotto who began to activate Metallica which cloaked the entire team.

Once they got there, they saw two girls. One was taller with blue hair in braids and yellow eyes, and had a rather buxom build. The other girl was rather petite compared to her friend, she orange hair in cat-like ear buns, purple eyes and freckles across her face and body.

Both girls were wearing Greek style dresses but different styles. The taller girl wore a long light blue one with slits on the side and a plunging neckline while the petite girl wore a two piece pink Greek style dress with a short skirt and two long strip attached to bronze cuffs. Both outfits were glittery

For some reason, la squadra seemed to pay attention to the petite girl more than the taller one. Which surprised some of them.

Both girls were singing and dancing to some kind song.

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Melone: It's Barbie music.

La squadra: ...

Melone: It's part of junior's education.

The petite girl suddenly turned to them, as if singing to them.

🎵If you stumble, just keep your fight on Follow my voice to my arms🎵

Pesci blushed a bit, Illuso snickered but most seem indifferent. Having seen enough, and feeling low-key second hand embarrassment they left.

As always they received a mediocre pay and unfortunately their last serious job.

It's been months since, it wasn't until Pesci came to base telling them about a new toy store with a good pay. And meeting that petite freckled face girl again.

@sailing-selfships, @rae-pss

#la squadra #tira columbina #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra di esecuzione #jojo risotto #risotto nero #risotto nero jjba #risotto jjba #prosciutto jjba #pesci jjba #ghiaccio jjba #melone jjba #illuso jjba #formaggio jjba #gelato jjba #sorbet jjba #la squadra jjba #Youtube

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x-infernhoes-x · 2 years

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Welcome to Passione // [🍓P. Fugo 🍓]

Summary: This is an AU of mine about La Squadra surviving. It also has tie-ins with some other lore of mine but it’s altered a little bit as well! I might introduce some of my three JJBA OCs in the near future so keep an eye out! This is also written in Fugo's POV as well!

also @mrsgiovanna knows about this so here's the full product 👀

🍓🍓🍓🍓

Pannacotta Fugo didn’t really expect for anyone to be home at their apartment at this hour of the day or let alone expect any visitors when he was on his break. The only people he expected to be at their home were their 5 cats and no one else.

The moment he and En---and by extension, Mista and the Pistols moved in, it had been some form of ritual for them to at least spend their lunch-break at home as opposed to eating out at Libbecio considering that most of GioGio, Bria and Bucciarati’s private meetings were held there and it also gave them some time to do some of the minor household chores in order to lessen the chores they’ll be doing later on once they all came back home from their respective jobs. Despite being a part of a mafia or at least having ties within the mafia, they made sure that they had some form of normalcy in their bizarre lifestyle.

Imagine his surprise when he heard his girlfriend’s voice, amicably chatting with another voice that seemed awfully familiar yet so distant to him. Fugo knew his girlfriend had several friends across the globe for two reasons—internet friends and friends she and Trish had from work. The blonde really didn’t have any reason to suspect En going behind his back or let alone be dishonest with him and their relationship, considering that Fugo trusted her very much and in turn, En did as well. But there was just something that made his stomach do uneasy flips, his senses on high but calm alert as if there was an enemy nearby.

“No.” Fugo thought to himself as he took a deep breath in, in a way to steel his nerves, “You’re just probably on edge today. I’m sure En is fine.”

Letting out the breath he was holding, Fugo straightened himself up, shoulders squared despite his brow raised and groceries in hand, he then closed the door shut with his elbow, throwing his keys over to the bowl while his cat, Bellini went up to greet the strawberry blonde male, who in turn, gave said feline a gentle scratch behind her ears, immediately making his way over to where En was with their current guest as he called out, voice ringing through their apartment as he did so, “Miele, I’m home, I bought some groceries with m-“

What the fuck.

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

There before him in the Lounge Area that overlooked the terrace of their home was En (who in his eyes, still looked as lovely as ever), dressed in one of his old Jimi Hendrix shirts that she had ‘stolen’ from him and eventually converted into a crop-top with the help of Trish and Mista and a pair of dark, high-waist ripped skinny jeans, her feet bare and hair held up by a claw clip, cradling her mug of coffee and on her left was his older brother and member of the very sector that tried to kill him and the rest of the group seven years ago, Prosciutto.

Fear shot in his veins, his pulse quickening and before he knew it, Fugo was protectively standing right beside En, groceries haphazardly set on one of the couches as Fugo questioned, an edge to his words, “Did he hurt you?”

“What?? Fugo w-what are you on about??” En questioned, eyes blinking rapidly behind her specs, her gaze darting back and forth over to Fugo and a now very exasperate-looking Prosciutto, his good eye gazing at Fugo as the assassin turned to face the recently turned 23 year-old, “Rest assured, fratello-“ Prosciutto spoke, an emphasis on the word ‘fratello’ that seemed to make Fugo flinch and En react behind the two males, eyes wide and mouth open, shooting Fugo a look and furiously mouthing, ‘HE’S YOUR BROTHER?!?!?’, “Your darling wife is fine. I came here under the orders of the Don regarding the offer he gave to her.”

Prosciutto finished, nodding over to En, who was still stunned about the revelation that Prosciutto and Fugo were brothers and the papers that lay in the middle of the table---the very same papers that Giorno had presented them both that night he offered the position to En. The gears in Fugo’s brain began to turn as he raked his head for answers and then it clicked.

“You took the position?” Fugo managed to gasp out, his head now facing En’s now calm but questioning look as she stood up, “Yeah, don’t you remember? I told you about it last night while washing the dishes after considering it.” Glancing back at his brother then back at his girlfriend, Fugo managed to excuse them both as he took En by the wrist, his grip gentle yet firm, the two of them heading over towards the dining room on the other side of the house, closing the glass double doors shut.

“So, when were you going to tell me that Pros is your brother, hm, Pannacotta?” came En’s voice, head tilted slightly downwards and arms crossed firmly against her chest, brow raised as the as the currently bleached blonde stared at Fugo, waiting for his response, her expression clearly unamused with this before Fugo shot back, his voice in a hurried half-whisper half-yell, “We’ll talk about that later! Why didn’t you tell me you took the job!? Eunice, I love you and you know that but I don’t want you to get hurt!”

Holding up a hand to stop him, which Fugo immediately had done, to avoid En scolding him, listening to her words, “Panna, I understand your concerns about me joining La Squadra but rest assured that I can handle myself.” Patting his cheek, with a gentle grin, Fugo seemed to find himself easing up ever so slightly at this but he was still worried about En working with the Hitman Team.

Fugo’s relationship with the Hitman Team was…strained. The last thing he knew about them was during the time he had gone up against Illuso and the rest of it was…blank, almost as if he was dreaming, he knew that The Hitman team posed a threat and he couldn’t help but to be constantly vigilant. Not that anyone had tampered with his memory or anything but most of his time was spent making sure that Trish was safe, that was the last time he had heard about their whereabouts.

The next thing he could remember was that Giorno had told him that he had welcomed the Hitman Team back to Passione after telling him that they had the same goals all this time, but Fugo was no fool. He knew there was more to the story than Giorno had told him but decided to put his trust in his friend and let him explain in due time.

“Fugo??”

Snapping himself out of his thoughts, the strawberry blonde haired male blinked at his girlfriend, whose expression had changed into one of concern as she continued to speak, “You okay? You kind of blanked out on me there.”

“My apologies, amore. I was thinking.” Was his immediate response, his hand gently holding the one upon his cheek before pulling away as Fugo continued, almost as if he had read the blonde’s mind, “I was thinking about the offer GioGio had presented us before and I’ve decided to agree and support your decision whole-heartedly, 100%.”

En found herself blinking in surprise, a bit taken aback by her beloved's response as she cupped his face in her hands, "A-are you sure? You're not fucking with me right??"

Fugo, in response to En's reaction made him laugh a little, his own palms above hers, thumb caressing the back of her hands as he spoke, "I'm sure of it. But my only main concern is that of your safety. Being an assassin for Passione means big business and I mean big business. I know I'm not exactly on good terms with La Squadra as I've told you before but I just want you to stay safe alright? Just promise me one thing?"

"What is it, Panna?" En replied, feeling the weight of his words sink in as both of their hands were lowered by Fugo, now in between them and the strawberry blonde holding onto their clasped hands like it was his lifeline, gaze serious but gentle, "I want you to promise me that you'll do your best to stay safe. I trust your skills but I don't want you getting yourself killed."

Grinning at him, En could only seal his words with a kiss on his forehead as she spoke, "I promise. But you gotta tell me the story of you and Prosciutto being brothers, alright?"

"Fine, fine. I promise!"

"Good!" Glancing over at the closed doors that led to the living room, the bleached blonde could only give Fugo a pat on the back as she smiled, "Lets go and fix up those papers with your brother, okay?" and with that the duo went back to the living room, the doors behind him closing with a firm shut.

#en speaks #en's confessions #🍓strawberries and cigarettes fugo and en🍓#jjba #pannacotta fugo #f/o stuff #fugo my beloved #fugo my darling my love my sweetheart #@mrsgiovanna #prosciutto jojo #la squadra jjba

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r0z0 · 1 year

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Hi, guys. I know I did not post for a long time. It's just been a really hard to stay up in school and still have time for hobbies. But I'm coming back with new posts.

The asks box is open again and I will add new fandoms to my pinned post about rules.

You can start requesting as soon as I post.

Also, you can now request posts with music of your choice if you like!

#blood of zeus #lore olympus webtoon #tokyo revengers #la squadra jjba #jojo #castlevania

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hn-nico · 22 days

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rice man

#risotto #risotto nero #la squadra #jjba #jjba part 5 #vento aureo #golden wind #jjba fanart #art #artists on tumblr #jojo's bizarre adventure #fanart #digital art #jojo #jojo no kimyou na bouken

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k0mibee · 5 months

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“If you want to date me, you may have to defeat my SEVEN evil exes”

The seven in question:

Tried to draw this in the Scott pilgrim style not sure if it worked idk whatever

Edit: based on a tweet from my mutual that made me chuckle

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mskrysta-art · 1 month

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this reverse au idea was haunting me

#oh no she's back with la squadra fanarts #jojos bizarre adventure #golden wind #jojo part 5 #jjba #jojo fanart #la squadra #bucci gang #trish una #jjba au #vento aureo #vento aureo role swap au #?#or how do i call it

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nicherayyy · 6 months

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Tomorrow is Halloween, so I'd like to see something themed about that, sorry that I'm asking for it only now! How about "Child Reader Celebrates Halloween with La Squadra"? Can we see Sorbet and Gelato too?

That's literally adorable!! I can't celebrate halloween this year because of the uni assignments so request like that just warms my heart😭

La Squadra x Child Reader Celebrating Halloween🎃

First of all I'm not sure that La Squadra will be a huge fan of Halloween

But for you? Everything

Although I believe some of them celebrated this holiday long before you joined them

*cough* Melone *cough* Formaggio

So what costume each of them would get??

I definitely see Melone in a doctor costume, not a sexualised version but more like a full equipped surgeon or smthn

Ghiaccio would wear a Frankenstein costume, I won't elaborate

Sorbet and Gelato are matching!! Definitely Bonnie and Clyde (they wear it like every year cuz they're to lazy to think of anything else)

Formaggio would wear something "embarrassing", as Illuso likes to call it. Like those weird alien costumes

Yeah, that one

Pesci adores Halloween so let me tell you his costumes are amazing!! I believe he's tailoring them himself

This year he chose a Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz

He begged Prosciutto to match with him but he declined :(

Pros is old schooled so he wears a God Father costume and calls it a day

Illuso is a vampire

And believe me, he spent a whole hour in front of the mirror to look fabulous

His costume is the second best (Pesci's still looks better)

Risotto is the laziest of them all

He just wears a Ghostface mask he bough a few years ago

But he still looks cool in it

Your costume is still the best!! Pesci spent a lot of time sewing it and he did an amazing job

So I'm not lying when I tell that you'll have the best costume in Italy

Risotto is the one who goes trick or treating with you

He takes a lot of photos of you to put them in his wallet afterwards (and some of them in the shared La Squadra's photo album)

You'll have the whole basket of candies in less than 40 minutes

You definitely should be proud of yourself

Unfortunately you won't be able to eat all of them in one sitting because of Prosciutto, I'm sorry😔

He just hides the basket on top of the fridge so you won't get them

Illuso still gets you them when no one's watching, so you'll be fine

La Squadra definitely won't go crazy with decorations, but a few carved pumpkins are still necessary

Sorbet and Gelato helped you to carve one of them

It was the neatest of them all

Be prepared for a horror movie night

Not the "Hereditary" type, but "The Nightmare Before Christmas" type

So yall spent solid 4 hours watching the Halloween classic

Formaggio tried to scare you a few times but got some dirty looks from the team

Of course he retrieved

You end up falling asleep on the couch

But don't worry, someone will carry you to your bed

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x0kuja0x · 1 month

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✂️ Smile expressions challenge! ✂️

#jjba #golden wind #jjba fanart #jjba part 5 #jojo's bizarre adventure #la squadra #la squadra esecuzioni #risotto nero #risotto #fanart #my art #vento aureo #jojo vento aureo #jojo #expression challenge #i made this bc i want him to be happy #we need more smiling risotto

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v1rtualtrash · 6 months

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Ghiaccio sketch (￣ω￣) god help me I dont know how to draw men. Also while looking at references it looks like he's wearing a skintight suit?? Though I guess thats just how people in part 5 look (；￣Д￣) I'll probably draw mikitaka some other time, since I really like him (＞ｍ＜)

Lol usually my sketches are a lot more colorful but I painted over it so that it wouldn't be so eyebleeding

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silvernyxchariot · 6 months

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✨️Prosciutto Fanart✨️

I've come to realize I just don't like Prosciutto’s face. Everything else about him is fine. 😐 This is my 2nd or 3rd time drawing him and he still doesn't sit right with me. Neither does Formaggio, in all honesty. I prefer drawing Risotto and Illuso, sometimes Melone. Risotto just fits with my personal aesthetics. He (Pros.) has a cute Stand though.

I finished this with just a few minutes to spare. So, now I have 7 arts for 7 days (also posted to my Insta and TikTok). 😄 But it was during the time I had an artblock. And I was procrastinating. But I still decided to pump out drawings back-to-back anyway. Basically, self-imposed suffering.

#anime #jjba #la squadra #manga #jjba part 5 #jojo's bizarre adventure #proscuitto jjba #jjba prosciutto #la squadra jjba #la squadra di esecuzione

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salaciousdoll · 7 months

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✩˚｡⋆ ⋆ ⋆ Reflection and invisibility ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ˚｡✩

･˳ . ⋆ Featuring Risotto Nero x La squadra!Fem!reader ･˳ . ⋆

୨⍣୧ ⁺⁎˚ ⋆━━ Be advised to the warnings of Risotto and Reader both being Assassins in Passione, Boss!Giorno, Au where everyone is alive and thriving, smut, hardcore fucking, katoptronophilia( fucking in front of mirror), body worship, reader is a stand user but it’s not used( none of their stands are except illuso, voyeurism, dirty talking, degradtion kink up 1000 in here, there’s praise here and there, dick drunk reader and pussy drunk Risotto, backshots, reader has a voice kink, Risotto cracks subliminal jokes here and there( he’s a little jokester when he was fighting doppio in the anime), pet names in Italian( I really tried here but pet names such as bunny, slut, beautiful, doll, Angel, etc.), your ex is Bruno, Risotto has dick piercings( frenum ladder), Risotto makes you count the amount of thrust he gives you, edging, and mention of somnophillia at the end. Oh and Dark content. Wc: 2.7k

Minors do not interact, 18+ Only!

ෆ ‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿ ෆ ̟ ̇ ┈•ﾟNote from Salaciousdoll: This is my first time writing for JJBA as a whole and my first time writing for Risotto as well… I really hope you all enjoy this fic even if you don’t watch jjba, hope I can convince you babies to watch it with this fic. If you know Italian please tell me if the words are wrong. ‘Grazii assai mia bellissima, bambola’= Thank you very much, my beautiful doll, ‘Angelo’ = Angel, ‘ coniglio’ = bunny, ‘Bambola’= doll, ‘sudicio’ = dirty , ‘troia’= slut

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Risotto Nero was a man everyone either heard of or came into contact with. Both encounters could build up the emotion of fear and the feeling of danger, nothing else. The man could kill without a blink of an eye or a movement of cringe. To everyone else, he was a man who they feared just by either his tall stature or his black sclera eyes combining with the red pupils to compliment them.

Risotto was the scary man , your parents warned you about when you were younger, yet when they always told them stories, you never believed them. You had to see the boogeyman yourself in order to actually be scared. Those thoughts lead to your failures and success in the underground world. The failures of almost meeting your end and the success of getting to see Risotto— being able to keep him between your white manicured fingers. Risotto grew to be obsessed with you just because of your beauty and perspective of him. You didn’t judge him by one look of his eyes, not that he cares what other people think. He only cares when he thinks of the person as a colleague or more. You were more. His love, he adored since you came to his team after transferring from Bruno’s gang.

Bruno Buccirati was your first love but wasn’t your last. Risotto may be the last man you fall in love with, especially since you’ve been in a relationship with him for three years now . At first, you didnt talk with one another outside of missions and the missions he assigned. He wasn’t the one for small talk and you weren’t either, the lingering ghost of love you had for Bruno was in the air everywhere you walked and every mission you did. You couldn’t get him off your mind and the rest of La squadra were fed up with your closed off personality, so they complained to Risotto about you. In response to their concerns over the total of two months you were there, he had no choice but to make the first move.

It wasn’t easy for the both of you to talk to one another since he made it clear that you needed to get your shit together and perform your best on missions, otherwise he might as well start planning a funeral for you now. “ Do you want to die?”

You stared at him with wide eyes because that was the first thing coming out of his mouth after calling you in. You shook your head and looked away. He stared at you even more and under his dangerous but alluring eyes, you couldn’t help but to get a little aroused and nervous. A bad combination of feels to have, especially in front of your boss..

“ No, boss.”, You say to the wall and he didn’t like that one bit.

Risotto's deep voice said your name with malice in his tone, “ I didn’t know I was a wall.” You wanted to laugh because you didn’t think he had humor, yet he proved you wrong so maybe you’ll open up a bit more. When you didn’t look at him at all, he took it as disrespect. “ Look at me when I talk to you. You’re supposed to respect your superiors, did Bucciarati not teach you that. Maybe the perception of Bucciarati being painted as a noble man was another lie he shown everyone because no noble man would allow their colleagues to disrespect an su-”

“ Excuse me, Capo… I would rather not talk about Bruno right now. And I’m just nervous, so forgive me for disrespecting you. It’s not my intention to do this unforbidden action.”, You say to Risotto, who raised a pale blue eyebrow at you. You didn’t want to hear Risotto talking about Bruno like he doubted his existence or portrayal of his existence to the people who adored him— you being one of the people who adored him. The more Risotto stared at you, the more he could see that you were obedient and respectful after all. You two stared at each other a bit longer than usual taking in each other's features. You noticed his beautiful and unique eyes, his full lips, the creases under his eyes from the lack of sleep probably or just a result of getting older, his nose, a nose you see yourself riding any moment if you continued staring. He noticed the shape of your eyes, how your nose looked, eyebrows, big cheeks, and finally your lips. Your plush lips with the perfect shape to them. He loved how thick and full they were— always shiny with lipgloss he sees you apply every 2 minutes also. He wanted to bite them but that’ll have to wait now.

He cleared his throat, “ I asked that question because it seems your head is in another place on missions with your squad members, some of them voice their concerns and I’m here to let you know that you can’t slack off into dreamland unless you want to die. Your stand is powerful and you are powerful, so I need you to start showing me that you're powerful and useful as they say. Don’t let it happen again, understand?”

You nodded your head and he huffed before speaking, “ You’re dismissed and { reader’s last name}, you’re going on a mission with formaggio to shake up Riccolo— Boss orders. So get prepared to leave with him in 15.” You nodded your head and left the office.

You used to hate that Giorno moved you to the team you decided to save just because you knew formaggio from a one night stand. That night was fun especially since you just moved from your home country to Italy with your sister two weeks before. You were a foreigner and it was visible yet Formaggio didn’t care unlike half of Italy would. Bare minimum really but that’s not the reason you fucked the man. He charmed his way into your panties and you had him wrapped around your finger even before you gave him some, basically the first time he saw you He was a good fuck, but not as great as Bruno or your Capo now.

Now, though, you were on top of the moon from moving teams, even after four years, because you were too busy getting bent over in front of the mirror by your Capo. His rough hands were squeezing your stomach making some of your tummy melt in between his long, thick fingers, “ Give me one more, bambola. One more for me.”

You couldn’t hold on for dear life. Your left boob was massaged softly as he pounded into you from behind. The feeling of his red eyes was enough to make anyone fold and you were long gone. You folded as soon as he kissed your neck while you were standing in front of the mirror with your new bra and pantie set you got from your favorite lingerie store. “ I— I can’t, Ris’ pleaseuhhh.”

Your moans mixed with your cries of pleasure as he rolled his fat and long cock inside of you. His frenum ladder piercings were adding on to your pleasure because of the cold metals grinding against the walls of your dripping pussy. You felt every vein of his cock as he fucked into you like he’s never gonna see you again. He couldn’t help bending you over to pound inside of your sweet fat cunt because of how amazing you looked in that set. He loved worshiping and showing appreciation for you and your body. Your body was his favorite piece of art— he could stare at it for hours. Your a live painting that he could worship and fuck anytime he wanted.

“ Fuck, coniglio, you’re pussy is taking me so well. My perfect girl. Gonna squirt for me.”, Risotto grunt out his response as his hips snapped into your plump ass creating ripples, which was his favorite thing to watch. He loved watching any part of your body shake or jump. Fuck, you are his heaven. The heaven he will never get to see since his hands were tainted with hundreds of people’s blood.

The wetness of your pussy and the slaps of hips meeting was heard so loud in the room as your eyes rolled back into your head, “ You’re tearing me apart, Ris’ please slow down~” he loved how you stretched the word down out. It shows how brain dumb you are right now for him. Brain was filled with nothing, becoming nothing but mushiness. Just the way he liked you.

“ Slow down you say?” Risotto slowed his hips down and watched your expression in the mirror prior to turning himself invisible. “ Want you to look at yourself being stretched and fucked dumb on my cock in any pace. Whether it’s fast or slow, you still couldn’t, guhahh— you naughty little slut; You dare squeeze me that tight after I told you to loosen up for me.”

Risotto dropped his hands from holding you and bunched up the hairstyle you had in your hair before long stroking your pussy— deep and slow. He let out a wicked chuckle, “ Look at you… shaking all because of my cock, right my little angelo. Look closely in the mirror for me and then I want you to, shit! Your pussy is trapping me inside.” He couldn’t focus on what he was trying to say. Risotto was only this vocal with you. His deep voice was everything you needed to hear in your ear. Voice was sending a strike of thunder inside the blood in your body, allowing you to become even more turned on. His voice alone could get you off, so this act being an add on is what your dreams are made for. You brought his dirty talking and surge of pleasure out of him, none of his past hookups got an inch of words from him. Only moans and that’s if they pulled it out of him.

Risotto slapped your ass causing you to move forward into the mirror. Your fingerprints were imprinted in the big 48’ tall and 83’ wide mirror in your room. You were so glad you brought this mirror. You can use it for this exact reason. Risotto yanked your head back enough for you to see you and his invisibility in the mirror. It was like you were getting fucked by a ghost, spooky and freaky. Such a wonderful feeling.

“ Pay attention to the mirror, tesoro. Now choose a number, any number.”, his groans were heard right after he finished his sentence. You moaned when you saw his eyes staring at you through the mirror. You couldn’t even form words because of how slow and dragged his cock was going inside of your sobbing pussy.

Your fingers bunched up on the mirror and you knew you were close to squirting on this mirror. As his cock dragged in and out of you, you tried to form an answer to his questions. Nothing but moans and fumbling words in between were heard. You were really fucked out and he wanted to cherish the sounds forever.

Risotto continued fucking you with groans in your ear prior to biting your ear lob causing you to scream, “ Do you want me to ask the rest of your teammates? They’re watching, you know. Watching how you come apart on my cock, watching how your tits bounce back and forth as I fuck you like the sudicio little troia you are.” Your eyes widen at that information and his words. You finally took a deep look into the mirror and there stood every last member of La Squadra staring or smirking at you through the mirror, damn you illuso and your fucking stand. You shouldn’t have gotten turned on at being watched, but you couldn’t help it.

Risotto felt your pussy grab his cock like she never wanted to let him go. He hissed when he felt you squeezed tighter, stopping his movements all together. You whined and looked back at him to see his eyes looking at you with lust and anger. “ Number.” You tired to fuck back into him, but his finger nails dug into your hips causing you to bite your lip letting out a short muffled scream.

Your lips quivered as you answered him, “ 10! Ris’ please fuck me. I need to cum.” Risotto smirked at you, yet you couldn’t see it due to his invisibility. You only saw his eyes, which was more than enough for you. Risotto then dragged your back to leave a little space before the mirror.

He bent you over to a 90 degree angle and gripped your wide hips with his big hands, “ Count every thrust I give to your sweet pussy, 10 counts for two rounds. Two rounds because how much I’ve had to repeat myself with you.” Tears started to pour out of your pretty eyes as he grabbed your hair in his hands and snapped his hips forward causing a huge ripple on your ass.

“ Fuckkk! One.”, Your moan was so loud that you didn’t even care if someone delivering your packages for today heard you as you heard the house doorbell ring or was that ringing in your head from how hard he thrusted inside of you.

Risotto pulled out of you leaving the tip in, snapping his hips inside of you again, “ What’s the number? I seem to forgot already, bellissima. Help me remember.” You hated how he teased you as he rolled his hips around, mixing your juices inside of your pussy in the process. His piercings was a foreign feeling inside of you, no matter how many times you two fucked or made love, the metals felt so good inside of your pussy and you will always tell him that whenever you want sex or just wanted to compliment him to catch him off guard.

Risotto repeated this technique for two times in a row with the count of ten each time so it was twenty in total. He made you squirt on the first round at the number 5. He did nothing but chuckle at your pathetic display of shaking, “ So pathetic, can’t take this but was surely running your mouth the other day about how you can take me. You know what you are right now.”

He grabbed you up by your hair— your sweaty back was to his sweaty abs as his arms were now wrapped around your tummy. He whispered in your ear as his team looked on from a distance inside of the mirror at your pathetic attempt of holding on, “ A rookie. You know how much fun I like to poke at rookies.” He threw his head back at the feeling of your pussy and you wished you could see his facial expressions, “ Brace yourself.”

Risotto gripped your body like a mad man and fucked you like a caveman. Pussy was squirting non stop as he slammed into you over and over until he came inside of you with a loud groan.

“ Aughhh, good fucking girl. So good. Shit!l have to get you pregnant. Have our children run around our new house I buy for us, away on the, hahh!, countryside, away from everyone. Just you and me.” , He moaned as he snapped his hips inside of you three more times. His warm cum fills you up so gloriously. You couldn’t do anything but lay limp in his arms— still standing up with him. Your body did shake in his arms so I guess that was doing something. Risotto smirked and turned himself back to his visible self, kissing your head prior to looking at his teammates with his famous death glare. Basically telling them to fuck off and leave him and his lady alone. They obeyed his silent order all due to Prosciutto understanding what Risotto is saying.

“ Grazii assai mia bellissima, bambola”, Risotto whispers to your passed out figure in his arms. His dick always made you pass out from the length, piercings, and girth. He massaged your stomach as he walked to you to bed, carefully laying you down and going to get a towel to clean you off, can’t have you sticking in stickiness and wetness, otherwise he’ll fuck you in your sleep. You already granted him permission to perform somnophilia a few days ago too. Maybe he’ll try it out later.

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