the beef that Cellbit and Cucurucho have is hysterical to me. Cucurucho is like I hope you enjoy the island :•] and Cellbit is like you are a joke you motherfucker you are bad at art you are bad at everything you fucking suck, if I could I would beat the everloving shit out of you, and Cucurucho is just like Hahaha :•] and Cellbit is like I am going to kill you
Bruh... I slept through the whole piranha frenzy on Wally.
Whatever the rest of you are on, I don't wanna know. I can't even think of holding the little man's hand without freezing my brain cells, let alone take chunks off him. I'd apologize for scuffing his shoes and call him Mr. Darling and such.
True shadow, true ice, true unmoving mountain stone. He walked the realm of whispers and long ago forgotten secrets more than he ever had the Court of Night. The dead held onto to nothing but their stories, their songs, their singular driving desires, and in that too, Azriel belonged more in their pitch black cold than the waking world.
The Court of Dreams.
It had meant something, once, to serve the Dreaming Throne.
A hope a hundred voices warned him was wrong, would not last, would not linger- long before his own dreams filled with innocent screams, Azriel had known goddamn well he’d sold his soul to the wrong man.
Five centuries and fifty years in a cage without the sky, he knew every secret of the City of Starlight. Everything that haunted his High Lord. Every way out, every way in, every wasted excess, useless crime, hollow benediction.
Every bruise, on Nesta Archeron’s immortal body.
Frigid winter without end, frost so very thick. Black bruises on her pale skin, lavender light when the sun hit her, cool as a corpse. Death could not hide her beautiful face from Azriel, no matter how she tried.
Maybe he had never had a soul to sell at all, but Azriel had never forgotten his first god.
Would never forget, how those of his own number had treated her.
My live reaction when I see “keep your dog on a leash” in reference to an aggressively loyal person protecting someone to the point of showing their teeth like some kind of hound:
i’m giffing roman’s promo from raw (naturally) and lorrrrd the way he says ‘and you started a company in a promotion that you couldn’t get over in’ has me spinning in my seat ready to fall to my knees
Hello Ghostly Ghouls, it is I, Tumblr Spectra! Back from the undead! I was wondering, if a little old ghost happened to meet Mr. Garret once again, what questions should I ask?
Do send any questions of things you’d want confirmed or asked! I can create a riveting list for the next time we cross paths!
A reminder, I am the one who created THIS monsterous leak!
Don’t hesitate to send me a hot scoop! And maybe your questions will be answered by THE Garret!
I’ll look at all questions and see if any repeat! I’ll take the most repeated/and or popular questions and put them on a poll to slim them down to an acceptable amount!
Once again, I’m tumblr Spectra! And I report the news.
i like seeing other people talk ab brad bakshi/their headcanons for him because when i think of him i have like no critical thoughts i’m just like this is my dad he kills and eats people i’ve drawn him 73 times