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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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Bruh... I slept through the whole piranha frenzy on Wally.

Whatever the rest of you are on, I don't wanna know. I can't even think of holding the little man's hand without freezing my brain cells, let alone take chunks off him. I'd apologize for scuffing his shoes and call him Mr. Darling and such.

Y'all wild. XD

i guess we're just built violentdifferent <3

#i very insincerely apologize - maiming is how i show love #i see my favorite character. i rip them limb from limb <3 #they are chew toys to me!!!#i mean if he were real and in front of me id be kind and polite and also call him mr darling #however he is Not real and Not in front of me and so #- as someone kindly called out the other day - my Cuteness Aggression is in full force <3 #and really either way internally id still be in violence mode #rambles from the bog #also the pirahna frenzy is not quite over i still have like two asks #gentle maiming this time <3

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