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victoriadallonfan · 1 month

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Having re-watched Alien (1979) and Aliens (1985), I think I've realized what went wrong with the further expanded film universe on a thematic level (this is not accounting for AVP films, which seem to exist within their own continuity atm).

The main issue is that these films made 2 intertwining mistakes:

Making the Xenomorph too animalistic

Removing the mystery of space

For the first part, Alien and Aliens are quite vague about the Xenomorph mind. Alien treats it almost like a serial killer at times, including a particularly interesting moment where it disregards Jones the Cat entirely, despite making a very easy target, and how it will sometimes meander up to the crew as if it knows it's inflicting terror upon them. This Xenomorph even seems to only flee when Parker goes to kill it with a knife and hides within the evac shuttle when it realizes that Ripley was going there as well.

Aliens forgoes this in favor of showing how terrifying their numbers are even in the face of superior (if greatly mislead) fire power, but then pulls the rug under our protagonists by (seemingly) cutting the power and testing the endurance of the auto-turrets. While the drones are not individually as intelligent as the original xenomorph from the first film, this is instead given to the Queen, who understands not only the danger Ripley poses to her Hive but hostage negotiations of the most blunt variety. And, of course, incredible spite and vengeance when Ripley burns her eggs.

Basically, the two films do a good job of making you wonder... how sapient and sentient are the Xenomorphs? Do we take Ash's word and think of them as simply Hostile Weapons or do we see them for the adaptable and complex - if instinct guided - parasites just trying to protect their hive? This is further food for thought when we learn that one of the cut endings would have had the Xenomorph kill Ripley, tentatively use the shuttles control panel, and speak into the intercom with Dallas voice (ala Predator).

Imo, that goes too far into making them human, but we'll circle back to that later. The point is that the Xenomorph is never clearly one thing or another, but rather, something that constantly foils our attempts to understand them completely.

Aliens 3, Alien: Resurrection, Prometheus, and Alien: Covenant fail in that regard, because they take the firm stance that the Xenomorph is... an animal. A very, very, dangerous and hostile animal but an animal nonetheless. It's not some vague horror that we struggle to comprehend and reason with, because all the facts (as they are for now) are laid out: the Xenomorphs are weaponized animals that just kill, reproduce, and kill etc etc.

Nothing is entirely new about the Xenomorphs in these movies (beyond the forms and one part of Covenant, but we'll circle back to that as well), but rather trying to recapture the formula of Alien and Aliens. And even when the film isn't necessarily about the Xenomorphs like Prometheus, it still goes out of its way to copy the play by play of Alien to an almost hilarious degree (except, somehow, having a cast entirely of stupid scientists).

The Xenomorph is used as a toll for the films to talk more about the human threats who would use them, which is fine, except the same message of "Weyland-Yutani wants Xenomorphs, They Failed" over and over again (except I guess for Alien: Resurrection, but that had Walmart as a plot point so...) gets tedious. It's not longer about the folley of mankind, but rather this one company led by a man (or Android?) who keeps fucking up.

Ditto goes for the second part: removing the mystery from space. Alien and Aliens treat the Space Jockey and other (non-Xenomorph) alien life at an arms distance. They are large, grand, ominous, and vaguely defined. We don't know much about WY in either movie, nor how much is them knowing versus independent people within the company (Burke mentions cutting out his own bosses for profit for example, and Bishop the company Android is heroic and horrified at the situation they are all in, a big difference to Ash). The Xenomorphs having a Queen was a huge reveal, because we literally had no idea until then if those were actual eggs or simply pods artificially created.

Aliens 3 tries to add some mystery with the prison colony, but it's also hamfisted and given a lot of exposition to explain the situation they are in, but I will give it kudos for making Weyland (???) look like Bishop as a twist. Aliens: Resurrection... yeah, no.

Prometheus and Alien Covenant gave us a plethora of seeming mysteries, but also gives us really super simple answers. Basically, Space Jockeys are just super humans seeding life across the planets and they wanted to bomb Earth into oblivion because we killed Jesus Christ (who was a Space Jockey). And one of our androids then - possibly - goes to their home planet and bombs them to oblivion thus wiping out the human race. And they made Xenomorphs yadda yadda.

Prometheus in particular seems to despise the idea of space being a mystery, with the conversation David has with a scientist being plainly spelled out as the theme of the film: "Sometimes, humans/space jockeys just build shit, and it goes wrong I guess. No gods or mysteries here, just hubris."

Which, if handled well, is still a fascinating idea (I think it's a pretty interesting 'take-that' against the stupidity of Ancient Alien Conspiracy Theorists)... but it's not handled well. At all. And certainly doesn't work well when trying to write Xeno-Horror.

So, what COULD work?

Well, I think we need to look at how Alien and Aliens made the Xenomorphs, Space Jockey's, and Space itself all work.

For the xenomorphs, I think back to one scene I actually thought was interesting in Alien: Covenant; as a chestburster is born from a hapless scientist, it lays its eyes (???) on David and replicates his movements, mimicking the first living thing it witnesses. Nothing is ever done with this (of course), but think about the potential that could be used! Plenty of animals like crows, ravens, dolphins, octopi, killer whales etc etc can use mimicry in voices and actions, and that includes things like tool-use! And of course, the fact that they take on new forms from hosts helps with that.

For the Space Jockey's: scrap them. They had their time, the mystery is basically solved. Show us new and different alien civilizations long past. Were they also victims of the Xenomorphs? From some other threat entirely? Surely, there are extraterrestrial predators out there that don't follow the Xenomorph formula. Why not have them share the splotlight, with just as little explanation?

For space itself: stop with trying to recapture Alien and Aliens. Alien: Isolation is the only successor specifically because of the format of the medium. Alien and Aliens rely heavily on the shock factor of sudden reveals. Remove that, and you are given "bug hunt" games and movies ala discount Starship Trooper. Focus more on making human space feel almost alien and beyond our understanding as well, but just enough that we can recognize the purpose that we would have them for our society.

How I would write an Alien Story:

(This would all be backstory and setup for the actual story)

I would set it within a colony satellite with an explicit task: a skyscraper ecological time-capsule for deep space experimentation of wildlife.

It would have levels, with humans situated at the second uppermost and an AI as the manager at the top level of the satellite, with all the other animals in different levels fit for their habitats (including some non-earth, non-xenomorph aliens). It's a religious sponsored and run organization, offshoots of [Insert Church Here] that is trying to get good press with cutting edge AI and biological research.

The prize is an alien lifeform that looks like a cross between a crocodile and a panther. Usually docile when fed, it has been growing more and more agitated, harming several workers on the job. Most assume it may be some late-stage degenerative disease within it's brain.

Not all things are as it seems, as at the bottom of the station, a location no one but a select few faithful engineers are sent to maintain, a pod is damaged. A young attendant watches in shock and horror as a bloody and maimed chest burster crawls out of the pod, possibly having injured itself to burn through the lock. The creature is mewling in pain, but the young attendant makes a choice: leaving food, water, and blanket for the creature. Watching as the creature watches them, before going to feast. All under the gaze of a camera.

The xenomorph grows and grows, eating more, getting bolder and allowing its "caretaker" to feel more comfortable. Soon it begins to recognize certain sounds as they pray when he feasts, and association occurs. One day, its hiss sounds suspiciously like "Lord".

This is when the young attendant reaches out to higher, but trusted, priests to share this miraculous revelation. The first one is shocked, terrified, but intrigued as the creature mimics words like "Lord" and "Mighty". Barely audible, some would say hallucinatory, but they believe they can here this humanoid creature speak their language.

The second is equally shocked, terrified, but listens and becomes a believer.

The third one does not believe. Rightfully horrified and full of questions. Their arguments in front of the beast escalate into violence and when the young attendant shoves the priest to the ground, it is the Xenomorph that pounces. Blood is shed. the creature rises in front of it's faithful, and the Xenomorph uses the same sounds it heard over the fight. Lord. Mighty. Here-tik.

They can't be delusional or driven by guilt! This is a sign... right? This creature is speaking to them!

The faith grows. Never large. Can't risk word getting out or people noticing too many missing priests. The satellite is just barely large enough that people can excuse going missing for a few days between objectives.

But key individuals are brought in. The creature is worshiped. Animal offerings are delivered. It's changing, slowly. Growing larger (not a Xenomorph Queen, it's too maimed, but adapting to a steady diet).

Things might have escalated, had one of the priests killed not had an estranged sibling/spouse/loved one who had the pull to make a formal investigatory complaint.

The investigator arrives with his repertoire, this supposed garden of eden in deep space, none the wiser to what he would uncover. (Again, this would be the backstory, not revealed except through character investigations and evidence found during that. Defeats the purpose if it's spelled out like this).

It would play with the idea of how sapient/sentient the Xenomorphs are (do they care? do they understand? if not, why act like this? if yes, what does this mean for their continued slaughter), how much one puts into faith versus delusions, and leaves lingering questions: who put the xenomorph on the ship, why is the AI so complicit with the deaths and disappearances, and why is the one non-xenomorph alien acting so dangerously agitated despite being far away from the xenomorph's quarters?

#xenomorph #alien #aliens #alien 1979 #aliens 1986 #facehugger #chestburster #xenomorph drone #xenomorph queen #ridley scott #james cameron

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corrodedparadox · 6 months

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Check out these rugs I got from @ripleys-ruggery!!!

#you should go buy stuff from them haha #they’re so good

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disneyparksattractionstournament · 2 months

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Disney Parks Animatronic Tournament Match ups: Round 1

Should start tomorrow!

Bracket A/Tier 1:

Hondo Ohnaka vs Beast

Davy Jones vs Disco Yeti

Lava Monster vs Kylo Ren

Anna (Hong Kong version) vs Mr. Potato Head

Jack Sparrow vs BB8

Stitch vs Hopper

Lumiere vs Sven

Belle and Prince Adam vs Tiana

Stunt Spiderman vs Clawhauser

Wheezy vs Tiki Room Stitch

Rocket Raccoon vs C3PO

Shaman of Songs vs Elsa (Hong Kong version)

Ursula vs Lieutenant Bek

Dragon under castle vs Olaf

Hatbox Ghost vs Lantern Belle

Albert vs Dwarves in Mine Train

Bracket B/Tier 2:

Madame Leota vs Fantasmic dragon/Murphy

Giant from Sinbad's Storybook Voyage vs Swedish Chef

Finale conductor Sebastian vs Big Al

Roger Rabbit vs Br'er Porcupine

Dreamfinder vs Constance Hatchaway

Redd vs Munchkins

Skippy vs DJ R3X

Singing Geese vs 1900 Patricia

Daisy Duck vs Mary Poppins

Trixie vs The Five Bear Rugs

Jack Skellington vs Carnotaurus

Buzz Lightyear vs John

Aladar vs Zazu

RX-24 vs John Wayne

Max, Buff and Melvin vs Teddi Berra

Iago vs Panchito

José vs Uh-oa

Sun Bonnet Trio vs Br'er Raccoon

Figment vs Little Leota

Horned King vs Roz

Malestrom trolls vs Donald Duck

Abraham Lincoln vs Q’aráq

Statler and Waldorf vs Gene Kelly

Marshmallow vs Wicked Witch of the West

Will Rogers Jr/Lasso cowboy vs ExtraTERRORestrial Alien

Farming bunnies vs Frank

Timekeeper vs VR Grandma

Luggage Scanner Droids vs Railway end Mickey

Scuttle vs Bean Bunny

S.I.R.(Tim Curry robot) vs Liver Lips Mcgrowl

Buzzy vs Phantom

Ellen Ripley vs Sonny Eclipse

Bracket C/Tier 3:

Hitchhiking Ghosts vs Blue Fairy

Mr Bluebird vs Hag with apple

Richard the pineapple vs Sea Serpent

The Muppet Penguin Orchestra vs The Lost Safari

Horizons Robot butler vs Girl with goose

POTC Donkey vs Goat with dynamite

Jessica Rabbit vs Tiki room birds

Evil queen in window vs dancing Ariel

Puffins vs Mickey Mouse Review Alice

Little Red vs Unnamed laundry girl

Computer engineer woman/Foxy vs Indiana Jones snake

Hula Girls vs Disappearing butterfly

Splash Mountain finale chickens vs Sauropod

Tiger with umbrella vs Br'er Fox and Bear end scene

Donald's butt vs Drunk hats stealing pirate

Xenomorph vs Sally

Drew Carey vs Figaro

Rover vs Nemo seagulls

Exercise Patricia vs Tiki room Jose

Rosita vs Small World hippo

Darla vs POTC prison dog

Beating heart bride vs Barnstormer chickens

Boothill Boys/Vultures vs Ballroom dancer ghosts

Pansy, Poppy and Petunia (Splash opossums) vs Pig pirate

"Here kitty kitty" pirate vs Evil queen turns into hag

Skeleton ship pirate vs Small World cowboy

Singing birds of paradise vs Primeval World diorama

Jungle cruise elephants vs Barker Bird

Uncle Orville vs Granny ghost

Carlos' wife vs Energy dinos

Rabbit family with carrot vs jungle cruise hippos

Dirty foot pirate vs FSU gopher

#disney parks #disney world #match ups #round 1 #disney animatronic tournament #animatronics

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simp4strongwomen · 1 year

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It’s Not That Funny

Based on this post :https://at.tumblr.com/dialouge-prompts/thats-not-funny-i-think-its-hilarious/0e0jguqo6c07

Rhea Ripley x Reader. Becky Lynch x Platonic!Reader

Rhea sat behind you, to where you could only see her through the mirror placed in front of you. You were sitting in hair and makeup getting ready for your match against Bianca tonight. You had just finished telling Rhea and your hairstylist a story that you thought was pretty traumatic from when you were younger. All the Aussie could do was laugh hysterically, falling sideways onto the couch with tears rolling down her face. At least Laney your hairstylist could keep somewhat of a straight face.

“That’s not funny Rhea. I’m pretty sure it caused me so brain issues. Like you’re laughing at your girlfriend who could have brain issues and not even know it.”

Once Rhea calmed down slightly she was able to get out a sentence before she started dying of laughter once again. “You’re right that’s not funny, I think it’s hilarious.” Even this time Laney couldn’t keep her composure. Soon 3 of your other friends walk into the room to get their hair and makeup down. Asuka taking a seat next to a hysteric Ripley, Bianca on the couch on the opposite wall, and your best friend since the day you started your professional career in wrestling, Becky Lynch sat right next to you.

Becky spun her chair around to face the still laughing so called “nightmare”. “Aye, what happend to the big scary one back there?”

Rolling your eyes at the fact that you’re going to probably end up retelling the story you just told your girlfriend. You sighed in defeat. “I told her a story of something that happened to me when I was a child. And yes before you ask me to tell it I already knew you were gonna do that so I’m just gonna get it over with.”

You looked around and everyone was attentive towards you, rhea even managed to stop laughing for a short period of time, just enough to hear you retell this story that caused her tears in the first place.

“So, when I was about 5 or 6, my mom and I had lived with my grandma and 2 younger aunts in this really big house. We had this amazing black fluffy Newfoundland named Charlie, and he was like my favorite pet in the world. So one day I was walking out of my room to go downstairs to find my grandma, well I had just seen Charlie walk down the stairs, and well you know how they walk down stairs. So me being the curious little child I was decided to try and walk down this flight of stairs like a dog.” You could hear snorts coming from all the women in the room as they could only picture what would happen next. “So this flight of stairs had at least 30 stairs, and I had only made it down like 7 of the 30 stairs safely. I ended up tripping on the rug we had on the stairs and proceeded to tumble down the rest of them.”

Rhea was once again in tears along with Asuka and Bianca, Becky just laughing at you, expecting nothing less from a younger you. “So by the time I stopped I landed on my head on this really hard ground at the bottom of the steps, and you want to know what the dog does? Mind you he literally sat and watched me fall down these stairs, he came over to me sniffed around me then proceeded to sit one me. This 100 pound dog came and sat on me and I weighed at most 45 pounds. Some being me I started yelling for my grandma who at the time couldn’t hear me because she was outside mowing the lawn. So moral of the story her girls,I could have major brain damage, and here you all are laughing at me.” Pouting and crossing your arms as everyone in the room are in hysterics with Bianca somehow managing to end up on the floor and rhea thrashing around wildly. Becky leans over and rubs your arm.

“Oh don’t pout sweetie, we would still love you the same. And I know for a fact that Rhea over there loves the one with mental issues.”

#rhea ripley #rhea ripley imagines #rhea ripley x reader #women of wwe #wweuniverse #bianca belair #becky Lynch #asuka #monday night raw #simpforstrongwomen

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rhodesrider · 1 year

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Can I request a pet play smut with rhea ripley x fem!reader?

Ooooooo let's get it!

Did you miss me?

Dom! Rhea R. x Pet! Fem! Reader

NSFW! 18+! MINORS DNI!

Warnings: Pet play, inhuman mannerisms, masturbation, oral sex, degradation names

Y/N crawled around Rhea’s place as her owner was at a Radio Interview in the city. She was at first laying on the sofa waiting for her to come back from the station. She didn't want Rhea to go. As soon as Rhea left the Driveway, she was in her headspace. She growled and whined just missing Rhea wanting her owners attention, needing to be rubbed and more. She blushed remembering where she kept her toys and went straight for them. She went in the trunk pulling out a large dildo with a cum tube. She marveled at the plastic fat tip that almost looked real. She bit her lip putting it on the wall accordingly and started to lick and suck on the tip.

Soon after getting it wett enough, she spread her legs bending down letting the dildo go in, the toy spreading her wet pussy lips slowly. She whimpered as the tip pushed in and soon started to move the toy in and out of her. She whimpered and moaned out as she rode the toy against the wall. She bit her lip letting it go in deep some fantasize it being Rhea, letting her go slow on it. Words echoing from previous sessions of praising her for taking her dick so well, of how much of a good slut she is for her mommy. She started to go faster, some of her juices leaking on the hardwood floor as she moaned out again. “Mommy...you feel so good~” she shivered as she remembers Rhea’s touch. She squealed a bit starting to go faster as she was close to cumming all over the sex toy. She clawed the rug rubbing her wet pussy, then she sighed out moaning. She went back slow riding out her climax and smiled in bliss.

But clapping soon can be heard from the other side of the room.

Y/N looked up in fear seeing Rhea smirking clapping at her performance. “Now what is a dumb puppy like you doing hm?” Rhea giggled as she noticed the collar on, Y/N always puts it on when feeling close to the subspace. “Poor thing couldn't wait for mama?” she stepped forward and Y/N scooted back till she was against the wall. “They rescheduled the interview, and I couldn't wait to get home to my sweet puppy...~” A dark lust started to fill Rhea’s eyes as she squatted down to Y/N. “You did so well baby but I don't remember me permitting you to fuck yourself slut.”

Rhea held on to the leash as a hungry puppy girl was eating her pussy out missing the taste of her mistress. It tasted so sweet making her go wild, but every once and a while if she feels like the dog is doing too much she would yank the chain. “You better be rubbing that pussy of yours dear, this is all your getting tonight.” she smiled and pushed her head down more making Rhea moan out. Y/N rubbed and fingered herself wanting Rhea’s touch. “Oooo fuck such a good girl~” Rhea praised. Y/N was in too deep using her tongue to indulge in more of her sweet nectar. “Mmm fuck that's it baby get me off like a good girl.” Rhea moaned out lifting her legs more as she was close to cum on her sluts tongue. She started to suck on her clit happy she was helping her mistress cum. Rhea moaned out shaking a but as she started to orgasm. “Mmmm fuck that's it baby, such a good girl.” She moaned laying back relaxed. Y/N licked her lips and went to Rhea laying back her nuzzling in her side. Rhea kissed her forehead and rubbed Y/Ns side soon both falling sleep.

“Such a good girl~”

#wwe imagine #wwe one shot #wwe smackdown #wwe raw #wwe smut #wwe rhea ripley #wwe judgement day

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thedemonicpup · 1 month

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Midnight Skies and Chocolate eyes

By Ripley Salem

Chapter 10: Wait…what?

Steve startles awake once more, a wave of pure confusion surfaced across his face. With his hazy eyes Steve looks around “huh? Back in my room?” Steve questions himself as he looks across his darkened bedroom. Steve looks beside him almost excited to see Eddie there. Eddie wasn't there; it didn't even look like that side of the bed had even been touched let alone slept in. Steve gulps hard his Adam's apple shakily moving with the swallow of saliva, he gets out of his slumber scratching his head.

“Eds? Are you here?” Steve asks as he walks out of his bedroom into the hallway to be met with the deafening silence. Steve looks around his home checking every room to see if his beloved was in one of those rooms to no avail.

It was completely silent in the Harrington residence other than Steve's footsteps and breathing, Steve groans and slides down the wall in the hallway “am I going insane? One moment I'm in the upside down about to get fucking torn apart by that monster the next I'm here?” Steve mutters to himself trying to make sense of all of this.

Steve was still majorly in denial about his trauma from the events of the previous year but he just couldn't make sense of what was actually happening to him. An idea comes across his mind, Steve hasily gets back up and strides into the bedroom to get dressed. Once dressed Steve makes his way downstairs to grab his wallet and car keys as soon as he does he leaves his home into the harrowing darkness of Hawkins. Hopping into his BMW Steve takes off towards Robin's place, if he could speak to anyone about what he is experiencing it would be his best friend Robin Buckley.

It doesn't take Steve too long to get to Robin's place. Steve knocks on the door “Robin! It's Steve! Open up!” Steve calls through the door, the door unlocks and Steve finds Robin in her pyjamas rubbing her eyes “Steve? What is it? Do you know what time it is?” Robin grumbles and questions Steve but the moment her vision unblurs she sees Steve's rugged and scared composure “Steve? What's wrong?” Robin asks with concern in her voice.

“Rob, I don't know what is happening to me. I don't get it. I was in my room then vecna had me in a chokehold again. I woke up upside down, I found Emerson Eddie's best friend..he was hurt badly and one of those creatures was close by. He died and then I think I saw hargrove down there but then I saw Eddie's face I ran away and fell asleep in a cabin I woke up in my room again with Eddie next to me saying that I had a nightmare and that me and him were engaged I woke up again in the upside down and I was about to get eaten by a monster and then I woke up again and well here I am.” Steve exhales a breath after his word vomit. “What is going on? Where is Eddie?” Steve asks Robin to be genuinely concerned for his own sanity.

Robin's eyes were widened after Steve's ramblings “Steve look at me, eddie is still in the hospital where we left him, you are in Hawkins your talking to me your best friend and I think you have had a nightmare within a nightmare” Robin looks at Steve highly concerned she steps aside “here you can stay here I don't think you should be alone right now” Steve gives in and nods stepping inside. Making their way into the living room Robin hands Steve a blanket “Steve…are you ok? Like really OK?”

Steve didn't know if he was or not….

Was he insane?

Was he dreaming once more?

What was real?

#fanfic #steve x eddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #angst #midnight skies and chocolate eyes

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lia-the-normal-human · 2 months

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Database Additions for MAGP 07: Give and Take

Released 22 Feb 2024 Episode written by Alexander J Newall Edited by Jonathan Sims

Episode summary from The Magnus Database

SPOILERS BELOW CUT

CASE

CAT2RC3338-03022016-12022024 Agglomeration (miscellany) -/- congregation [email] Read by Chester

Parties mentioned: C Clayton Derek Chambers Dianne Margolis Man Who Threatened Dianne Margolis with a Gun Oxford Peoples Trust OPT Volunteers Security Firm That Handled the MAGP 07 Case

Locations mentioned: Hilltop Centre

Misc objects mentioned: Abstract canvas artworks Ancient diving suit filled with sawdust Bearskin rug Bloodstained china Brace of half-butchered pheasants Broken picnic hamper Chaise longue filled with coarse sand Curved brass telescope Dark glass chandelier False plant in a shouting human face pot Gramophone and religious plainsong records Grandfather clock leaking dark oil Jar of imperial coins Jars of pickled hands Leather kite Old dental retainers Old medical equipment Rocking horse Rope Rusty antique printing press Swords Taxidermied vulture Tin bathtub of moldy food Two soiled crinoline dresses Vandalized Encyclopedia Britannica Wheelbarrow of shifting fossils

Other Parties Introduced

John

Other Locations Introduced

None

Other Misc Objects Introduced

None

Connections/Item Relationships Found (New)

None

Voiced Characters

Alice Dyer Celia Ripley Chester Samama Khalid Colin Becher Gwendolyn Bouchard Lena Kelley Klaus

Database

The Magnus Database has been updated for this episode.

#record #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #episode #magp 07 #the magnus database #idk what possessed me #to fricken #include every donated object

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voices-in-the-fog · 3 months

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WELCOME TO THE FOG

Who will You choose . . . ?

[ Voices in the Fog roster ]

SURVIVORS who remain . . .

Dwight Fairfield, the Nervous Leader

Meg Thomas, the Energetic Athlete

Claudette Morel, the Studious Botanist

Jake Park, the Solitary Survivalist

Nea Karlsson, the Urban Artist

Laurie Strode, the Determined Survivor

Ace Visconti, the Lucky Gambler

William "Bill" Overbeck, the Old Solider

Min Feng, the Focused Competitor

David King, the Rugged Scrapper

Quentin Smith, the Resolute Dreamwalker

David Tapp, the Obsessed Detective

Kate Denson, the Hopeful Songbird

Adam Francis, the Resourceful Teacher

Jeffrey "Jeff" Johansen, the Quiet Artist

Jane Romero, the Influential Celebrity

Ashley J. Williams, the Alone Wolf

Nancy Wheeler, the Aspiring Journalist

Steve Harrington, the Former Jock

> Jonathan Byers

Yui Kimura, the Hardened Streetracer

Zarina Kassir, the Plucky Documentarian

Heather “Cheryl” Mason, the Veteran of Terror

> Cybil Bennett

> James Sunderland

> Lisa Garland

> Alessa Gillespie

Felix Richter, the Visionary Architect

Élodie Rakoto, the Occult Investigator

Yun-Jin Lee, the Self-Interested Music Producer

Jill Valentine, the Founding Member of S.T.A.R.S.

> Claire Redfield

> Sheva Alomar

Leon Scott Kennedy, the Rookie Police Officer

> Carlos Oliveira

> Chris Redfield

Mikaela Reid, the Young Mystic

Jonah Vasquez, the Mathematical Mastermind

Yoichi Asakawa, the Brilliant Marine Biologist

Haddie Kaur, the Brave Podcaster

Ada Wong, the Mysterious Secret Agent

Rebecca Chambers, the Gifted Medic

Vittorio Toscano, the Endless Wanderer

Thalita Lyra, the Competitive Kite-Fighter

Renato Lyra, the Analytical Jack-of-all-Trades

Gabriel Soma, the Resourceful Engineer

Ellen Ripley, the Nostromo Warrant Officer

Alan Wake, the Bestselling Author

Sable Ward, the Gothic Occultist

Non-Canon

Luis Serra (Resident Evil)

KILLERS left to claim . . .

Evan MacMillan, The Trapper

Philip Ojomo, The Wraith

Max Thompson Jr., The Hillbilly

Sally Smithson, The Nurse

Michael Myers, The Shape

Lisa Sherwood, The Hag

Herman Carter, The Doctor

Anna, The Huntress

Bubba Sawyer, The Cannibal

Freddy Krueger, The Nightmare

Amanda Young, The Pig

Jeffrey Hawk, The Clown

Rin Yamaoka, The Spirit

The Legion

Frank Morrison

Julie Kostenko

Susie Lavoie

Joey

> HUNK

Adiris, The Plague

Danny Johnson, The Ghost Face

Demogorgon, The Demogorgon

Kazan Yamaoka, The Oni

Caleb Quinn, The Deathslinger

Pyramid Head, The Executioner

Talbot Grimes, The Blight

> William Birkin

Charlotte & Victor Deshayes, The Twins

Ji-Woon Hak, The Trickster

Nemesis T-Type, The Nemesis

Elliot Spencer, The Cenobite

> The Chatterer

Carmina Mora, The Artist

Sadako Yamamura, The Onryō

Druanee, The Dredge

Albert Wesker, The Mastermind

Tarhos Kovács, The Knight

Adriana Imai, The Skull Merchant

HUX-A7-13, The Singularity

Xeomorph, The Xenomorph

> The Xenomorph Queen

Charles Lee Ray, Chucky

Unknown, The Unknown

Non-Canon

#roster #pinned

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WHO: kaleb ripley & dante @riiseandfall WHERE: a hallway near the training room WHEN: after the tribute interviews

he's not sure how he ended up here. at some point after max had left- ( or had he left max? truthfully, he doesn't remember )- kaleb had left that corner booth, waving off more of those insistent voices that demanded to withdraw their bets ( tomorrow, tomorrow-- i'll get with you tomorrow-- ) and slipped deeper into the tribute training center, hands in his pockets and his thoughts racing. it takes him a moment to realize what this places is- another hallway that circles above the training center, doubling as an observation deck- and his steps slow to a stop, turning to approach the windows that looked down into the large gymnasium-- the equipment, the training dummies, the weapons.

( it's all falling apart. ) before the games were said and done, he would lose every cent he'd made if things kept up as they were-- even now, he knows that if he were to check his messages, there'd be dozens upon dozens of notifications full of people wanting to withdraw their bets, voicing their own pieces of that outcry from the interviews. he should've told each and every last one of them no-- told them that they knew the rules, bets could not be withdrawn past the gamemakers scores being released, like he inevitably had to tell at least one asshole every fucking year; but this year wasn't like any other year. hell, even he can't condone what the games have brought this year-- and he's too tired to argue.

it's the only way he can think to describe it: tired. this bone deep ( sadness ) weariness that drags at him, weighing him down even as he stands there overlooking that training equipment. that heaviness in his chest that ached with loss-- the loss of business, loss of his mother ( no-- no, we're not feeling that here ) and the loss of -- ( don't. ) his own voice speaks the warning in his mind, trying to fight against how that ache in his heavy chest twinges, unable to stop the memory of the rose garden and purple glittering around wild blue eyes. ( i don't care what sort of monster you think you are or what you might become because of it because i'll love you in spite of it. -- you’ll love me? …you can’t. you shouldn’t—we have a rule-- ) it's a physical pain that shoots through his chest and hands reach for that railing that lines the overlooking windows, gripping tightly as his jaw clenches- fighting to keep his expression flat- and mind echoing with those four words; how the moment they were spoken, the rug had been pulled out from under his feet.

we have a rule-- -- he never expected he would be the one to break it. it had been a joke once upon a time- a ground rule established while they came down, sweaty and panting, limbs heavy with euphoria; he'd laughed when dante had said it-- kaleb ripley fall in love? make himself vulnerable and give another person power over him in such a way? it was fucking laughable-- goddamn preposterous. he hadn't fallen in love; love had crept quietly into his heart, climbing vines up his spine and twisting around his ribs before slipping silently into his heart and covering it from the inside out. love that bloomed when dante smiled, when he laughed. it had been so quiet, he hadn't realized it at first and tried to ignore it- to deny it-- only to have it slip from his mouth unbidden ( i'll love you in spite of it ), exposing just how deeply dante had rooted himself in kaleb's chest. the door to his heart had flung open without thought- ( i'll love you in spite of it-- the door is open, to welcome you home-- ) leaving him open and exposed and--

we have a rule -- -- and it had been this sharp reminder; that's not what this was, what was between them. he could lie to himself all he wanted but when it boiled down to it, it was a business transaction. ( that victor you parade on your arm like some sort of prize you have done nothing to earn-- ) a friendship if he were to be generous though it certainly hadn't been built the way of conventional friendship. he'd wanted to claim it was a slip of the tongue, play it off but the moment those words had left dante's mouth, all it sounded like was rejection-- a hurt that he pulled himself from as hard and fast as he could, slamming that door shut and barricading himself inside. ( we have a rule-- fucking fool, what did you think would happen? and what difference does it make in the end? what has any of this earned you aside from pain? ) they had a rule for a reason and it's echoing in his mind ( we have a rule-- ) playing in the background of the memory of his father's office ( -- your mother is dead because of you-- it should've been you-- )-- the screens above caesar broadcasting those executions and his mind supplanting his mother's frightened face in their place while a peacekeeper plays back the sound of his own voice in the rose garden tight with emotion ( you want to make them choke on it? // i'll love you in spite of it )-- and he can feel notification after notification roll in, vibrating against his thigh and he knows what they're all going to say and he can practically see the numbers of his accounts plummeting and every success he had fought for on his own is crumbling around him, the games looming ever closer and the clock ticking down those moments and who knew if he'd ever get another with--

( it's all falling apart. )

the weight of the last 24 hours crashes on him and he feels so goddamn heavy and his mind is so unbearably loud-- this cacophony of noise that runs each thought over one another in this never ceasing loop of all these failures. there was no one else to blame, he was the orchestrator of his own demise, each choice leading to another and he was just now getting to see the domino effect of those choices; he just had to stand back and watch it all burn. he's aware of the sound of steps approaching and when he turns his head to investigate, shoulders tense and there's that urge left over from the tribute ball that whispers ( leave ) to himself at the approaching figure but he stands still, turning his face back towards the glass windows, staring out into that empty room. "you did well in the interview," he says to dante, eyes still glued ahead, voice calm and detached, "held your composure and played the part better than most."

#ᴋᴀʟᴇʙ —— 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖔.#kaleb —— dante #tw ptsd #tw guns #tw gun violence #listen . chaboiy is having a doozy of a time he's not bouncing back as easily as he would like everyone to believe #he's fine tho #also i was on some bullshit last night when i was writing this shit #so like #don't.......... feel like u gotta match length #i just missed them ur honor

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POD RUG

my lovely isopod mug rug (and pnw appropriate salmon sticker!) from @ripleys-ruggery arrived and I cannot handle the sheer power of having a little desk rug buddy for my Teas and Coffees

#me #im not exaggerating when i say i would die for him #perfect creature #not art #ripleys-ruggery #salmon sticker goes on my fish work water bottle now

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On rewatch I still have big feelings about "the job was Andy's to have" about the captaincy. Firstly Gibson was their longest lieutenant but I guess along the way they forgot that was a thing...I'm not saying Andy didn't earn lieutenant and isn't fit for it, because she is, but she got it because of her father's predicament and health decline. But Maya earned her captaincy without help, you have to admit that Andy did have help from her father in securing lieutenant.

For Maya it was solely Ripley and Sullivan seeing that she would make a great leader. Absolutely zero bias on that fact.

Yes Andy's promotions keep being swayed by her father; good and bad. But also the ideology that because her father was captain she should be the one automatically given the captaincy??

Like I get they're all family at st19 but the fact that nobody would give a "🤨" at the fact that the captaincy is or should just be handed to Andy ultimately is weird... like kind of bullshit that it's not a fair race.

Kind of bullshit to try and make Maya a villain about it. I get that it feels like a betrayal, and in a way it is, to Andy but tbf sleeping with sullivan, or even putting it so close on the table, that's not it. Sorry but that should be considered.

Plus the way Andy is always so *wtf* about Maya trying to step up in her career. Not everything is about being spiteful. Not everything is about pulling the rug from underneath. Maya is very ambitious; and we know why, but also why shouldn't she also be allowed to want to be captain.

#maya bishop #station 19

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'Netflix’s Ripley has a tremendous amount to offer. It’s dark and stylish. It’s one of the most beautiful things on television. It has an exceptional cat in it. However, there is one moment in Ripley that is so preposterous it threatens to undermine the entire series. If you haven’t seen Ripley, stop reading now. If you have, you already know exactly what I’m about to say.

It’s the bloody wig, isn’t it? For most of the series, Andrew Scott’s Ripley is the charming and dapper conman he’s always been; an indisputable master of impersonation and misdirection. But in the final episode that all falls apart. As the net around him closes in, Ripley decides to confront the inspector on his case. But he does this in – and unfortunately there’s no way of using this word without inverted commas – “disguise”, because he already met him once before under an alias. So we see Ripley enter a wig shop, to choose the best possible way for him to camouflage himself entirely. We see the tools of his work at home, scissors and combs and spirit gum, to reassure us that Tom Ripley is a master of disguise with a level of unparalleled expertise. And then …

And then, well, it looks bloody awful, doesn’t it. It’s hard to fully do justice to the disguise Tom Ripley comes up with in words alone. On one hand, it makes him look like a stray Bee Gee, or the cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz begrudgingly attending the wedding of one of his girlfriend’s friends, or a version of Noel Edmonds that hasn’t invested in proper lighting for his house. But on the other, and I really cannot state this strongly enough, it also makes him look exactly like Andrew Scott. If the point of a disguise is to conceal your true identity to other people, it is an outright failure. This episode of Ripley is essentially about Andrew Scott walking into a wig shop then walking out looking like Andrew Scott, but Andrew Scott in a woeful wig.

The worst thing about it, of course – the thing that makes the full series disintegrate on sight – is that it actually works. The inspector visits Andrew Scott, has a full conversation with Andrew Scott and instead of thinking “Wait a minute, that’s just the guy I met before, but in a wig that makes him look a bit how General Zod would if General Zod was inexplicably into disco music,” simply walks away. He doesn’t twig until the very end of the series, the massive idiot.

Two things to take from this, really. The first is that we really need to petition Netflix to make a new Inspector Ravini spin-off, entitled The Further Adventures of The World’s Biggest Numpty, in which he bumbles around Italy screwing up every single crime he encounters by letting suspects go and handcuffing himself to horses and generally skidding around on crime-scene viscera like Todd Carty in Dancing on Ice. The second is that it’s time for Ripley to enter the pantheon of terrible screen wigs.

Obviously Dexter is the runaway leader when it comes to bad screen wigs. Which is strange, because wigs were a practical necessity for that show. For the whole of season five, Michael C Hall wore a wig to cover up the hair loss he sustained having chemotherapy for his Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. But while this wig did the job perfectly, its success was undermined by another wig he was forced to wear. Intermittently throughout the series we saw Dexter in flashback, which basically amounted to a middle-aged man putting on a novelty Justin Bieber wig.

There have been other frighteningly distracting wigs, too. When the producers of How I Met Your Mother decided to age-up Cobie Smulders, they did so by putting her in a wig so visibly made of nylon that it makes your teeth itch...

But there’s something about the deranged chutzpah of the Ripley wig – the blistering sense of “will this do?” – that puts it ahead of the competition. It is almost unbeatable in how ridiculous it is. TV wigmakers, consider this a challenge.'

#Ripley #Netflix #Andrew Scott #Dexter #How I Met Your Mother #Bee Gees #Wizard of Oz

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Ripley Episode 1,2

mini review

I've been waiting on this series for a while and it's here! I'm watching with my mom. She is a fan of the books, I am a fan of Andrew Scott, so a good mix.

First of all, this series is GORGEOUS. I'm not a huge fan of black and white, I love color. But, so many frames are so pretty, so well done. If nothing else, this series is so pretty to look at. Episode 1 is a lil slow, lil dead pan. It doesn't grab you in like most shows. I'd say episode 2 does that more in terms of sucking you in. As my mom told me, Ripley is sort of a blank slate, that's what he's supposed to be. And I like that. Andrew Scott plays that very well. He doesn't express emotion, and is the definition of 'plausible deniability', where someone acts so very off, but at the same time you could write it off as just a lil odd. It's a subtle performance, but well done. And in episode 2 they had the idea of queerness brought up. Both with the 'party in New York', and Richard brings up the term point blank. I hope that keeps up in the way that this story is very queer coded, that they don't sweep it under the rug after this. This show is so beautiful to see, the story is taking a minute to get going, but it's slow burn in a good way.

Once again Netflix is HIDING this show, due to the fact that Netflix is a bitch. Like oh my god Netflix I'm on my knees begging that you show this show. In the meantime, do seek it out, it's so worth it.

#Ripley #Netflix #review

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WHY CHOOSE CARPET BIRD?

Carpet Bird are the leading carpet cleaning company in Woking. With a superior range of knowledge, our technicians will go above and beyond to make sure you are satisfied with our work.

HOW OFTEN SHOULD I CLEAN MY CARPETS?

We recommend getting your carpets cleaned at least once a year.

DO YOU OFFER ANYTHING ELSE APART FROM CARPET CLEANING?

We offer the following in Woking: carpet cleaning, upholstery cleaning, sofa cleaning & mattress cleaning.

CAN I SEE YOUR REVIEWS AND MORE PHOTOS?

Yes you can! Please visit our Google business page, Facebook page and Instagram page.

HOW DO I BOOK IN AND ARE THERE HIDDEN CHARGES?

You can book in using our contact us page and once we give you a price we stick to it!

WHAT ARE YOUR OPENING TIMES?

8am-8pm.

HOW MANY REVIEWS DO YOU HAVE?

We have a lot of reviews from local residents in Woking. Feel free to check them out here or via our Google Business page.

WHAT IS YOUR CARPET CLEANING PROCESS?

Once we have agreed a date and time with you, we will carry out the process below:

Pre Inspection

Pre Vacuum

Furniture Moving

Pre Spray

Pre Spot

Pre Groom

Soil Extraction and Rinse

Neautraliser

Post Spot

Post Grooming

Speed Dry

Post Clean Inspection

DO YOU CLEAN COMMERCIAL PREMISES?

Yes we do, if you want us to carry out any commercial work, please message us.

WHERE DO YOU SERVE APART FROM WOKING?

Carpet Bird cover most of the South East including Surrey, Berkshire, Essex, Kent and the whole of London.

ARE YOU A FAMILY RUN BUSINESS?Our business is owned and operated in Woking by Reece Bird. It is family run and this helps us create great repore with our customers.

WHY GET YOUR CARPETS CLEANED BY US IN WOKING?

Carpet cleaning is not just about aesthetics; it’s about maintaining a healthy and comfortable living environment. Here are compelling reasons to invest in professional carpet cleaning:

1. Improved Indoor Air Quality: Carpets trap dust, allergens, and pollutants over time. Regular cleaning removes these contaminants, leading to better air quality, especially for those with allergies or respiratory issues.

2. Prolonged Carpet Lifespan: Carpets endure heavy foot traffic and spills. Professional cleaning not only restores their appearance but also extends their life by preventing damage from ingrained dirt and stains.

3. Health Benefits: Carpets can harbor bacteria, fungi, and dust mites, posing health risks. Cleaning eliminates these pathogens, reducing the likelihood of allergies and illnesses.

4. Enhanced Appearance: Clean carpets brighten up your space, making it more inviting and appealing. Stains and odors vanish, leaving a fresh and vibrant atmosphere.

5. Odor Removal: Lingering odors from pets, spills, or smoking can be eradicated through deep cleaning, leaving your home smelling clean and pleasant.

6. Environmental Friendliness: Many professional carpet cleaners use eco-friendly methods and products, reducing the environmental impact of cleaning.

7. Time and Effort Savings: DIY carpet cleaning can be time-consuming and ineffective. Professionals have the expertise and equipment to get the job done efficiently.

8. Prevents Mold Growth: Moisture buildup in carpets can lead to mold growth, which can be harmful. Professional cleaning helps maintain dry and mold-free carpets.

Investing in regular carpet cleaning not only enhances the appearance of your home but also promotes a healthier and more comfortable living space for you and your loved ones.

WHY CHOOSE US?

With a history in the carpet cleaning industry in and around Woking that surpasses any competitor, our experience speaks volumes. Reece Bird, our company’s founder, has been honing carpet cleaning expertise since his teenage years. Employing the top-notch Airflex Storm 800psi machine, recognized as the best in the business, our team ensures your carpets will emerge looking and feeling rejuvenated, akin to new.

Our team and Reece have always been passionate about providing exemplary customer service. We always go above and beyond for our customers to ensure they are happy with our work. This is one of the reasons why we have been so successful in the carpet cleaning industry.

We understand that your carpets are an essential investment in your home and will treat them with the care and respect they deserve. When you choose us to clean your carpets, you can rest assured that they are in good hands.

If you are looking for a carpet cleaning company in Woking that you can trust, look no further than CarpetBird Limited. Contact us today to book a free quote. We look forward to hearing from you!

FACTS ABOUT WOKING

Woking is home to the first purpose-built mosque in the UK, the Shah Jahan Mosque, built in 1889.

H.G. Wells, the famous science fiction author, lived in Woking and wrote “The War of the Worlds” while residing there.

Woking has a thriving arts scene, with the New Victoria Theatre hosting various performances and productions.

The town is known for its beautiful parks and green spaces, including Woking Park and Horsell Common.

Woking’s central train station is one of the busiest commuter hubs in the UK, connecting the town to London in just 25 minutes.

The Lightbox is a contemporary art and museum space in Woking, showcasing a range of art and cultural exhibits.

Woking has a strong literary history, with authors like John Donne and Lewis Carroll having connections to the town.

The Basingstoke Canal, which passes through Woking, offers picturesque walks and boat trips.

Brookwood Cemetery, one of the largest in Europe, is located just outside Woking and has historic significance.

Woking is home to McLaren Automotive, a renowned manufacturer of luxury sports cars.

The town has a diverse culinary scene, offering a wide range of international cuisines.

Woking is known for its annual Celebrate Woking festival, featuring music, food, and cultural events.

The town has a variety of shopping options, from the modern Peacocks Shopping Centre to independent boutiques.

Woking was the first town in the world to have a permanent mounted traffic light, installed in 1927.

The Surrey History Centre in Woking is a treasure trove of historical documents and records.

Woking’s hockey team, the Woking Hockey Club, has a strong presence in the community.

The town has several golf courses, including Woking Golf Club, known for its challenging course design.

The Martian Tripod sculpture in Woking commemorates H.G. Wells’ “The War of the Worlds.”

The town’s heritage trail guides visitors through its historical landmarks.

Woking has a thriving live music scene, with numerous venues hosting local and national acts.

The Woking Food and Drink Festival is a popular annual event featuring culinary delights.

The town boasts excellent educational institutions, including Woking College and the University of Surrey.

Woking’s Victoria Square is a popular destination for shopping, dining, and events.

The town is known for its vibrant street art and public murals.

Woking is home to several beautiful churches and religious buildings, including Christ Church.

Woking Park is a great spot for family picnics, with a large play area and open spaces.

Woking has a strong sporting heritage, with local teams competing in various sports.

The town is famous for its flower displays, particularly in the town center.

The Lightbox hosts a range of engaging workshops and activities for children and families.

Woking is a hub for technology and innovation, with numerous tech companies and startups in the area.

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