Solomon: *on his knees* Would you consider marrying me, MC?

MC: *laughs* Solomon, you're literally the only one I'd consider marrying.

Solomon: Oh...*blushes furiously*

MC: Is something wrong?

Solomon: No I'm just a little unsure what to do next because I wasn't counting on you saying yes on this bit.

MC: How about a kiss for starters?

Solomon: I'd like that very much.

dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels

Mc: (bleeding) Cerberus was in a bitey mood again

Lucifer: (getting the first aid kit) how many times to I have to say this?

Lucifer: don't allow Cerberus to bite you!

Mc: but he's just a little guy in a silly little mood

Lucifer: Mc... Cerberus could eat you in one bite

Mc: that's not true! he throughly chews his food

Lucifer: wrong point Mc...

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

Chloé Zhao, who just won an Oscar for best director, writes fanfiction.

That's the kind of validation I needed in my life. Thank you, ma'am.

yeah man we can tell

so i was wondering how many blogs does the average tumblr user follow cause i was thinking do i follow a lot of blogs or do i follow a lot less than many others do so now im doing a poll

please rb for larger sample size and im sorry if the options are bad!!!

HAPPY BDAY TO THE ONLY BABYGIRL EVER!!!

hush baby… let me spoil you tonight

don’t mess with a sorcerer’s beloved apprentice

Can't believe Solomon's making MC choose between the two most important things in their life

the desire to protect their family and the desire to clown on Lucifer

🔮 match yourself or your oc today!

Hello hello. It’s been forever my guy! How you been?

HIHI LENA YES IT REALLY HAS BEEN FOREVER!!!! I'm doing good and I hope you are too!! I'm on mid-sem break (still have assignments due though what a SCAM 😭😭)

I should probs get round to doing a proper announcement on this blog but I'm completely burnt out from the fandoms I used to write for on this blog. Patch/gacha-based games just have a constant onslaught of content and now I feel so behind I can't be bothered to catch up. I'll keep reblogging here and supporting quality posts when I see them but I'm in different fandoms now so I don't get anything relevant aRGH. But YES don't worry I'm alive and well and lurking LMAO

Bethesda and Activision Blizzard sitting at a bar holding their heads: god i don’t know if any other game company can fuck up their whole situation worse than we have

Unity, shoving in the western doors of the bar as the piano player stops playing and everyone turns: hello boys