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valhallasoutlaw · 4 months

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My first OC: an immortal shape shifting dragon Time Lord angel/demon creature with two hearts

My middle OC: A bitch, not like other girls, SHE HAS TO BE REALISTIC (mean). Plays music.

My second to last OC: Tortured™ Man©

My current OC: an immortal Tortured™ vampire super soldier that plays music and sounds like Sleep Token, a bitch, not like other girls, Angel/Demon creature that has been known to time travel, Man© with two hearts

Go back to your roots kids

#warhammer 40k #oc #space marine oc #writing #relax kids #your ocs are great

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wewontbesleeping · 3 months

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the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

#this thread was so rancid lmfao #my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ????#go take care of your kids you deadbeat????#also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them #ok so compliment another man.....#oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok.#women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol #we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps

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acoraxia · 1 month

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anyway woe shadowpeach be upon ye

#lego monkie kid #art stuff #shadowpeach #qpr shadowpeach #sun wukong #six eared macaque #drew these to try and relax lmao it has not really worked

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ningadudexx · 3 months

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I love 𝓿𝓻𝓸 ❤️🕊️

#lego #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkey king #sun wukong #lmk monkey king #lmk sun wukong #havoc in heaven #jttw sun wukong #jttw monkey king #jttw #monkey king conquers the demon 1985 #i love the havoc in heaven and mk conquers the demon #i love monkey king #i am the worlds most insane monkey poster #really love doing this lineless style too #its relaxing

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puppyeared · 1 year

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What did they do to you

#first image is botw and second image is totk #this did confirm my hunch that Link kind of.. matured? got more formal??#I noticed his dialogue options in totk are shorter and more formal compared to the funny ones in botw :(#it’s a very subtle change. he is a little silly sometimes when he says stuff like saying ‘I am indeed’ when a kid asked if he was a voe #or a very enthusiastic ‘nope!’ when asked if he used a sand seal to get to Gerudo town #anyway don’t mind me I’m rummaging thru my notes and screen recordings because I’m chewing on this fucker like he’s a chew toy #It makes me wonder if this is him falling back into his persona from pre calamity #but he already went thru botw with amnesia and he doesn’t need to be as stiff anymore.. if anything he’s more relaxed abt it #tell me what u think #botw #totk spoilers #tears of the kindom spoilers #tears of the kingdom #totk #legend of Zelda #loz #yapping

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minbinchan · 9 months

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STRAY KIDS ♡ CASE 143 INTRO VENUE101 PRESENTS 5 STAR LIVE

#skz #stray kids #bystay #staysource #createskz #usersa #staytay #dreamytag #userbeepls #usertsu #usersemily #cheekyuser #bitsforkitts #melontrack #bobausertag #*mine #ot8 #felix got that grip on changbin dhjdjhfd relax kid he's not going anywhere

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deedadobee · 2 months

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susuie……..

#susie deltarune art #susie deltarune fanart #susie deltarune #deltarune art #deltarune fanart #i need to…… relax……. ive been drawing the deltarune kids for days now .

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linoyes · 1 month

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#got carried away remaking my first gifs... made 4 extra sdkjf #forgot how good this ep was almost #so calming i love just seeing them relaxing #*#*lino #*24 #*vlog #lee know #lee minho #stray kids #skz #bystay

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anxiousbabybird · 5 months

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I wanna know which of y’all’s men is “just the tip, baby”-ing his way to your cervix and breeding you

#this is brought to you by Sanji #who swears he’s just going to put the tip in since he hasn’t stretched you out enough for his slightly thick but long pretty dick #but five seconds after feeling the way you’re squeezing around his tip he is pushing the rest of the way in until his hips are flush to you #he tells you he can’t help it because you feel so damn good #I feel like this thought also applies to Eustass Kid but he never planned to just put the tip in #only told you that so you’d relax and let him inside you #in other fandoms I feel like this applies to Taiju and Draken and maybe Mitsuya #maybe shuji too but where he never intended for it to be only the tip but wanted to get your under him

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happyk44 · 4 months

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actually lol the story playing out as it does but after Annabeth reunites with Percy, he looks behind her and is very quickly, "where's grover"

cue depression that some other satyr is joining them on this quest instead of Grover, who obviously decided not to come get Percy himself because he hates him

("percy, he doesn't hate you, he's just busy preparing trying to keep Gaea down with all the other nature spirits")

("HE HATES ME")

#percy jackson #grover underwood #annabeth chase #happy talks pjo #back on my grover is percy's FP bullshit lol #everyone at camp jupiter is just like “the fuck is happening” bc what.#piper is in the background thinking “this is the guy annabeth talked up for so long? the guy who's trying to bury himself in the ground rn?#jason is lowkey offended they replaced him with someone so emotional (but also confused bc he thought neptune's kids didn't have emotions?)#hazel and frank are not surprised because percy remembered grover at some point during the quest #and had a nearly devastating meltdown at the concept that he could ever forget him #and also was super distressed he couldn't contact grover through their empathy link #they spent three hours trying to reassure him everything would be fine and its not his fault! it's juno's! and her magic! so relax! plz!

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mochinomnoms · 4 months

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Bruh if Jade does manage to knock Yuu up with Irish twins after normal ones how done do you think Ace and Deuce will be. "Oh yeah sure we'll watch the kids this weekend for you!"

"I swear to the seven if you come back with any more."

-Yuri

Yuriiii, your brain is so big omgggg

First off, major kudos to Deuce and Ace if they have their lives together enough that Yuu and Jade trust them to babysit, lmao. Those boys are a train wreck, but we love them anyways!

They're happy for Yuu during their first pregnancy, all their friends are, and they're not surprised that they got twins on the first try. As Yuu's closest friends, Ace is a fun uncle and Deuce rather doting, and both become the twins' godparents shortly after their birth. Jade does ask that Ace please stop from making “The Godfather” jokes, they're not funny.

It's three weeks after the twins are born that Ace and Deuce come by to the shared cottage to watch the kiddos, while Jade takes Yuu out to a nice hot spring to relax and recuperate. At least, that was the original plan; but Jade suddenly remembered the little promise they made him before they first got pregnant, and the two have a little more fun at the springs for a few hours before returning home. But the two uncles are never the wiser and head off. So imagine their, and everyone else's surprise, when Yuu and Jade announce two weeks later that they're expecting. Again. Already.

Yuu deals with a few angry phone calls from their pseudo parents, Crewel and the school nurse, yelling at them about using protection. Crewel very specifically compared them both to rabbits, and begged that you don't let Jade touch you again for at least 3 months after this next birth. No one is surprised when you have another set of twins, just mildly concerned. Same as last time, Yuu gives birth to their twins (miraculously) with no major issues. The doctors do have them stay on bedrest for an extra week, just to keep an eye out for any complications. Jade's beaming with happiness, the now 10-month-old twins babbling happily over their new siblings.

Once Yuu and the twins are able to go home, Jade's parents asked for a quick visit with the new babies. Good uncles/godparents they are, Ace and Deuce babysit the older twins again.

As Yuu is leaving the house with Jade, each carrying one of the newborns, Ace is grabbing them by the arm and giving them a stern glare.

“Please, for the love of the Red Queen, do NOT get frisky with him. You do not, I repeat, do NOT need another set of twins for at least another year. I cannot mentally handle babysitting two pairs of babies. The D cannot be that good, man.”

Yuu laughed as Ace whispered that last part to them, waving him off as they promised to not have any more surprises. Jade hears, of course. So is it a surprise when he very much uses his parents as an excuse to take them away and see if they can try for triplets this time.

(For Yuu's sake, and Crewel's mental sanity, let's hope that it doesn't take this time… or do! Maybe Yuu's into that, hehe~)

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #jade leech x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #suggestive #mochi your breeding kink is showing through you need to relax #anyways yuu might want to consider holding Jade back with a ten foot pole #hes too pretty and annoying to say no too and their body needs a break #anyways #potential ptm epilogue? haha kidding (unless...)#yuri as anon

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bloominglegumes · 2 months

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im.hunting for secrets in the tf one trailer because i'm normal

there are markings on this guy's chest and shoulder that seem too deliberately designed to not be some kind of writing, but comparing it to cybertronian alphabets that have been presented before, i cannot for the life of me make out what it could be

bottom right purple text only has "MINE" visible in the shot

top middle text says "HA'LS" in gold (or at least i'm assuming it does, i'm not sure what the little dash in the middle is meant to be) and "BAR" in green

i hope they get in a bar fight. i love bar fight scenes

just thought it was funny that "IACON 5000" is written in english,, i assume it's because this setting is more important to the story and other text is mainly easter egg purposes

the clearest frames i could pick out showing megsy's first alt mode. just for fun

alpha trion is some kind of mossy mystical cave unicorn creature

alpha trion is some kind of mossy cave creature who plucks organs out of rusting bodies and shoves them into people no hesitation

note alpha trion is also huge. (comparable size to the very creature-type bodies all around this cave area?)

this shot was deliberately chosen to highlight this dead guy for some reason

gold and blue, claws, big feathered wings ringing bells for anyone??

if they're an existing character, i don't know who it could be

the way baby megs is kneeling, gently placing his hand on the face and talking to it seems reverent or like he's confiding in it, so like duh showing that he feels connected to it in some kind of intimate, emotional way

(dead bodies don't turn grey in this universe, judging from the winged blue+gold guy, so.is little megs hanging out with a giant head is that what's going on)

note d-16 has the decepticon insignia already on his left shoulder throughout the whole trailer, and it seems about as beat-up and grimy as the rest of him, so it has to have been there for a good while

#please pLEASE PEOPLE BOUNCE IDEAS WITH ME im going nuts #side note i cant believe ppl are already upset. “oh the plot's generic the writing's lame the casting is bad it's for kids”#remember now. cartoon show in the 80s advertising plastic car toys for kids. its fiction. its not that serious. relax it wont hurt you #u can critique a piece of media and you can still be nice about it without personally bashing the cast crew and audience its not that hard #transformers one #tf one #orion pax #d 16 #elita 1 #bumblebee #alpha trion

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theloveinc · 1 month

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I always think it's a little surprising, irritating, endearing, something when big, tough men find solace in being gentle with their daughters.

There's reason to do tough things with them, too, to make sure they grow up strong and independent, but I think of a man like Simon "Ghost" Riley, who spent a huge percentage of his life being beaten down consistently by almost all the men who were around him.

And sure, he trusts the men in his task force with his life now, no question about it, but... I think the sudden calm he experiences when he starts to raise a daughter is beyond strange for him, but also weirdly... healing, too. Enjoyable.

That's not to say he doesn't, and hasn't, enjoyed the boyish things in life, the watching sports, the playing in the dirt, the pretending to hold guns part of growing up... but he finds himself sitting through your daughter's ballet class, overwhelmed by the calm that surrounds him, actually able to focus on the intensity of her pliers, her releves, the way her pink skirt ripples when she leaps into a sauter.

It's a new realization, a new kind of war (between him and learning how to be a parent), but it's one that doesn't revolve around the consistent anxiety that warps his stomach when he watches boys, little or not, teeter the line between roughhousing and fighting, picking on one another for shedding accidental tears that, really, cause no harm.

With your daughter, he's set in charge of watching her play with her friends and finds there is no lump in his stomach when she giggles with them, no dark possibility drifting in the back of his mind that she'll reach out and get her arm broken by someone she trusts--the fights she fights with her peers all between the characters they play and not between their fists, their games of laughter and drama and screaming but not of raging violence.

There's people who ask him, people who joke, wouldn't a man like him prefer a son? He must've been so disappointed... Yet, Simon still has yet to think of the best way to tell them that he honestly enjoys having a daughter a little bit more, that she runs to him and not for a second is he afraid she's hiding a snake up her sleeve, because she's only ever greeted him with flowers.

#simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #my kitten was named simon :( my simon says #now he's named corky LMAO i'm so mad at my aunt for that #but i just imagine ghost being like oh a daughter cool. and then he's like actually raising her and he's like hallelujah thank you jesus LO #'dont u want a boy?' no sir not at all gosh bless :) - ghost probably #anyway then u have a boy anyway and ghost is . p*ssing himself.#next step: convincing him to get a pet #if this is problematic... i sorry #i wanted to say it #its weird how many men have told me they think being a girl seems so much more relaxing and fu .. and i honestly have to be like. it is tbh #caitie posts #ghost #gen #kids tw

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bloopuoo · 5 months

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