Im... um.. the ambassador? 1
I did it. Its a fic now. Based off this idea I had. A03 Next
Ellie misses her monthly check in with Danny. He finds her in the basement.
The first time Ellie destabilized Danny got panicky. Granted so was she. It was only thanks to the Red Huntress change in heart that she got out alive. A quick little jab of an experimental ecto-dejecto was all it took. She was off on yet another worldwide adventure. Unlike Danny, she didn’t want to go amongst the stars she wanted to sightsee. Find her own path in life. Freshly stabilized with some new equipment she was off. Her first stop was going to be Hong Kong. Now equipped with a phone and translation app Sam downloaded it. Danny wanted her to have at least one call a month to ensure she was safe.
Danny was just being overly protective.
Until he wasn’t. Week three hit and it starts all over again. Her powers being stripped, slowly turning into goop with prolonged use. She had barely explored Hong Kong. Ellie never got to figure out if the mysterious black bat even existed. She’d heard about it in some alley. The same one she was currently having her conundrum in. She wouldn’t make it to Danny on her own. Making the dreaded phone call she pretended not to notice the feeling of being watched.
The phone was a good call. Not that she’d ever admit that to Danny. Danny answered on the first ring and opened a portal the moment she explained. Showing up in full regal attire cursing as he walked through. Whoops. He had been in one of those council meetings.
Danny had just been pacing in the medical ward in the far frozen. A constant back and forth as frostbite began performing tests. Connecting her to tubes she was even in a clear tube at one point. It was as frostbite said a worst-case scenario. The reason Vlad had been so unsuccessful wasn’t due to a lack of DNA as he thought. Those of the infinite realm needed a core to maintain their powers. In Danny’s case, the Ice core is what allowed his powers to safely flow through him. Without it he would either fully die or just never have maintained a ghost form. The core is what allowed the balance between life and death.
She was not made with a core. Hence the destabilizing when using her powers. A core could not form over time without steady ectoplasma. They only grew. When Danny died in the portal accident it was the ectoplasma from the realm that created his core. Or the start of one. Frostbite was a tad bit confusing. Apparently, the core over time gets more mature as the ghost comes into their powers. She was made with DNA and ectoplasma. The powers the ectoplasma gave her would kill her. Vlad had the time for the ecto acne to create a core. Had his powers shown immediately after his college accident it was a one-way trip. No half-life included.
Frostbite found a way to temporarily as in maybe 24 hours max keep her staple as is. Meaning she could keep using her powers for the next 24 hours. His only solution was to attach her to one of his vats of pure ectoplasma. She’d be stuck in the far-frozen medical ward on an IV, with no powers nothing for at least a year. Frostbite says three would be his guess. Her having powers prior to the core was a setback.
Danny did something that seemed to surprise Frostbite. You could see the shock on his face. The way his eyes showed concern. Frostbite had looked at her and then at Danny.
Frostbite then pulled Danny out of the room. Ellie should have been concerned by that, but one of the yetis asked if she wanted to learn some fighting stances. That was much more fun than waiting in worry. If she was going to end up stuck for a couple of years, she was going to make these 24 hours the best she’s had. If it came to it, she’d stay in the medical ward. No more turning into goo for her.
When Danny came back, they had a solution. Ellie could receive a portion of Dany’s Core.
Those in the room seemed to be still at the admission. When she asked if it was safe for her the response was simply that there are cases where a parent ghost gave up a part to save their child when the core was injured or destroyed. As she was Danny’s clone it should be perfectly harmless for her. She would have no problems in the future.
After the procedure was done it wasn’t Danny who took her back to the human realm. Jazz had shown looking concerned telling her that Danny had kingly duties to attend to. Paperwork to handle the boring stuff. Jazz was happy to spend the next week coming to Sam’s to hang out with her. She wasn’t going to just leave before properly saying goodbye to Danny. Especially since Jazz was going to be heading off to Gotham U the following month. She had a full-ride scholarship. Jazz had refused any help from her parents.
Ellie had some new guidelines for the next year or two. Besides monthly in-person visits, a weekly call, and a minimum of a text a day she was back to exploring the world.
The first three home visits with Danny were some of the most exciting times she’s had. Danny’s rouges were super fun to help take down. Danny just told her she could go feral on them. It only took two home visits for them to flee from her.
His parents were a whole different breed. He’s warned her about the whole tear him apart molecule by molecule thing. But man, this was something else. The two even managed to get a hit on her.
On her next visit, only the box ghost was in town. Danny just let her deal with him. She made it last it would. Danny tended to keep their visit calm when he could. Go get food at the nasty burger, mini golf, and jazz-approved events. Jazz wanted them to have a healthy bond. Not one based on bashing in enemies.
It was that time of the month. Her visit day. She had stories to tell him. Ellie had met actual Heroes while she had been out and about. They tried to ask her a bunch of questions, but she honestly didn’t want to answer. Ellie would just turn invisible and stop breathing. If that didn’t help, she just traveled under the ground. Not in caves just underneath the ground. She had intangibility for a reason. Even figuring out how to maintain her temperature with the core. She could match the temperature of the air around her if it was cooler than 75 degrees. Danny’s ice core only allowed her to go lower than her standing body temp. She was super excited about the new use of his powers and one of the heroes was even an alien. Danny was going to flip out.
Ellie was so caught up in grabbing her phone to tell Danny she was here to notice the Fenton parents watching her fly in. Her quick look around revealed nothing. The flash of white happened, slowly transforming back into her human half.
Something hit her. It forced her to the ground. It was worse than when she was destabilizing. Her eyes began to shut. The last thing she saw was the blue and orange lab suits.
**
It had been three hours since Ellie and he was meant to meet up. Danny had a day planned at Sam’s house. It was her 7th visit. The gang was going to have a movie marathon. All four of them. Now Ellie isn’t the best at showing up on time. Normally she’s only an hour or so late and always gives a heads-up.
No, he is not overbearing despite Ellies claims. Its bad enough to let a twelve-year-old be on her own. She’s nearly turned to goo in front of him twice. He has every right to be concerned with her well-being. Especially since she now had a part of his core. While there were no physical effects it did put her at risk. Ellie could be a target to anyone who wanted to get one up on the Ghost King. If it was possible, he would keep her in Amity with them. There were two problems with that. Ellie herself and then his parents. Ellie would never want to be stuck in Amity, she’s a free spirit. A small town would never be enough for her.
Then there were his parents. It was bad enough they managed to shoot her once. Now they were hellbent on getting the ghost girl as well. Overall, their whole ghost-hunting thing had spiraled. They were desperate to get their hand on a specimen. Danny’s been doing a lot of damage control.
The council was getting antsy. The whole situation was spiraling. The anti-ecto acts were in Congress now. All he can do is hope they don’t pass. Seeing how the GIW has been moving it seemed to be guaranteed. The group had no issues acting early. The last 3 months had been a disaster. Balancing being king, high school, his parent's babysitter, and stopping the GIW's attempts have not left time for much.
Today was not a day to worry about what his parents or the stupid ghost council wanted. He was going to get Ellie and start the movie night. Jazz was even willing to pop in via the web from her dorm room.
There were no responses to any of his messages. Now was a time to be concerned. It's almost hour four. Drastic times meant drastic measures. Did he have Tucker put a tracker in the phone they gave her? Yes. It was finally going to get used. He didn’t abuse the fact it was done. He did trust her.
He found the phone but not his little sister.
The phone was cracked.
On the ground.
Without her.
All he could do was hope this was some prank. It's not uncommon but, this would not be a good one. Ellie did lack a lot of social development. Vlad really didn’t program that in. Better to manipulate those who wouldn’t be able to tell and read him. That’s what this had to be right. Just some stupid prank to mess with him.
That’s it.
He’d go back to Sam’s, and she’d be there. Ready to laugh at him.
But she wasn’t.
The trio was on full alert now. Tucker was checking the tracker's history, pulling up cameras. The first place he was going to check was the GIW. They got a bug in their system a while back that makes rescues a breeze. Sam was taken a hands-on approach and would search Amity. Danny was going to go to Frostbite.
Danny promised he’d never take the infa-map again. Nothing was stopping him from asking. He’d beg if he had to. If they wanted him decked out in full regalia, he’d do it. Announce her as the princess that’s fine with him. Ellie won’t be pleased. She didn't even know.
The council wanted an announcement as it was such a big deal. A royal family was not common. There was only one other king who had one. Kingship was taken by the victor of a fight. The core of whoever took won then morphed. The ghost core slowly takes power from the previous king until the new core forms. Danny became king not as he was the sole combatant, but Pariah's Core after being resealed destabilized. It only latched on to him because he was the closest. It was a first.
He received all the Pariahs core at once. On top of his still-forming core. Danny giving up a piece of it before both melded could would lead to problems in the future.
Giving Ellie a part of the “kings” core, it made her part of the royal family. Becoming king meant taking power. Those after power in the afterlife didn’t typically have kids. She was the first official princess of the realm.
Danny refused to push any of the responsibilities on her. No official announcement had been made. If he had his way, there never would be. Once her core formed around his, Ellie would get to choose.
Danny didn’t notice his and Ellies phone next to Tucker as he left.
In record time he was outside Fentonworks. The ghost shield was on. Something wrong. He noticed the GAV was gone as well. Turning back human he headed in. Inside there wasn’t a note. Ever since Jazz was off at Gotham U his parents always left a note saying where they were. Booking it to the lab he got to the door. It was locked and the security system told him he was unauthorized to enter.
The shield was on. There was nothing to keep out. The lab was on lockdown.
They wouldn’t have.
Tucker had a built-in override to the lab. Activating it not only turned off the security system but the ghost shield as well.
Rushing to the lab he saw his worst fears come true.
There his little sister was. Strapped to a table, arms, and legs cuffed down. The cuffs glowing green had to be blocking her powers. Machines were connected to her. The beeps only taunted him. The worst part was the fact she was fighting the restraints her mouth gagged.
Jack and Maddie had strapped and gagged a little human girl down.
His sister.
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[BSTS] April Fool’s 2024 ‘The Hero, Reincarnated in Another World’ Event Story - Part 1
I hope all the names don’t get too confusing!
Chapter 1
-inside castle-
storyteller (aogiri): —This is the Starless Kingdom. The strict king that rules over this land is currently in a state of disarray. Why? Because the princess who is loved dearly by this nation, was kidnapped by the wretched and evil Demon King. And so, the king has summoned a hero in order to see her returned home safely...
haseyama: ...Huh? Where am I?
??? (kei): —Was the ritual successful?
haseyama: Huh? Kei? What he hell is going on here?
king (kei): I am the king of this land.
haseyama: ...What?
king: The princess of this kingdom has been kidnapped by the deplorable Demon King. I have called upon you in order to save her.
haseyama: What are you going on about? ...Actually never mind that, what on earth am I wearing? When did this gaudy outfit get put on me. You damn bastard, is this your doing?
king: I have summoned you here from another realm to subdue the Demon King. Once you defeat him and return the princess to me, I shall allow you to return to the world of which you came from.
haseyama: Huuh? ...I must be dreaming.
king: Whether this is a dream or not is a moot point. Either way your task remains the same.
-kei points his sword at haseyama-
haseyama: Hey now, put that blade away. You wouldn't want to put a hole in my throat would you?
king: If you do not intend to carry out my order then I have no qualms in sending your head flying.
haseyama: Shouldn't you be the one going to defeat the Demon King? Why are you relying on someone else?
king: There are countless other scoundrels aiming for my throne. A king cannot leave his castle unattended. Now answer me, will you carry out my order or not? You may only accept or refuse.
haseyama: Threatening me huh? That's not very noble of you. Do you think I'll listen to you just cause you've got a sword pointed at me?
king: If you do not wish to cooperate then I will just summon a different man after I've executed you. So, once again, answer me.
-kei points blade closer to haseyama-
haseyama: Ok, fine fine! I'll play along with your little world of make believe... Jeez.
king: Splendid. In that case, Hero, I shall bestow you with this legendary sword to use in battle.
haseyama: Hero this legendary sword that, this isn't a video game you know? So I just need to stab the Demon Kong with this then, right? Where is he?
king: You must ascertain that yourself.
haseyama: ...Are you kidding?
king: Gather your own party of companions as well. As for any funds you may need for your journey, acquire it by your own means. The currency we use here is called ‘yell’.
haseyama: Whaaat?
king: A Hero should be able to handle that much without issue. With that, I wish you luck on your journey.
haseyama: Wh... What the hell!?
—end
*yell - same name as the currency in-game
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Chapter 2
-inside castle-
haseyama: What was all that about? He barely explained anything to me. Was that not actually Kei...? Jeez, he could've at least told me where I should head to first.
-time pass, grassy field, day-
haseyama: Let's see, what should I do...
??? (rindou): Oh, could you be the Hero?
haseyama: Huh? —!?
??? (rindou): You are the Hero, right? I share the same goal as you, let us go together.
haseyama: You're Rindou ain't you?
nameless swordsman (rindou): I do not possess a fine name such as that. I am merely a nameless swordsman. My sword skills are of a competent level, I promise I'll be of use to you.
haseyama: (That bastard Kei did tell me I should gather companions...)
haseyama: Sure thing. I'd rather not travel alone either, let's team up.
nameless swordsman: Really? Thank you very much!
haseyama: So, how do I gain even more companions?
nameless swordsman: We should head to the tavern. That is usually where parties are formed.
haseyama: Parties...?
nameless swordsman: I think we should try recruiting some members in Umbrella Village.
haseyama: Ok, let's do that. Heroes in video games always gather a team after all.
nameless swordsman: Video games?
-mokuren appears-
??? (mokuren): I've got you!
-rindou jumps in front of haseyama-
nameless swordsman: Watch out!!
-mokuren attacks-
haseyama: Woah!?
??? (mokuren): ...Hmph, you guarded him.
nameless swordsman: Kicking people out of nowhere is quite rude. What do you want from us?
??? (mokuren): That guy's the Hero isn't he? Wouldn't it be fun to knock him down a peg?
haseyama: What are you saying? Have you gone insane, you bastard?
??? (mokuren): You're a Hero yet this other guy had to protect you. It's laughable. Could it be you're not actually capable at all?
haseyama: As if. Who the hell do you think you are?
-qu appears-
??? (qu): My apologies. This one is the type to attack an opponent they're interested in the moment they see them. They're a dancer and I'm a priest. We were travelling together but...
dancer (mokuren): Travelling with the Hero sounds like fun. Let me join you.
priest (qu): There you have it.
haseyama: Hey, this sword I've got is pretty amazing. Just by carrying it on me everyone's recognising me as the hero. Killing time in this world ain't half bad, everyone here is depending on me.
nameless swordsman: Indeed. The fate of this realm is in your hands.
haseyama: Alright then, I'll take you two in as companions. In exchange, escort me to this so called Umbrella Village.
dancer: Don't stand behind me.
-mokuren almost kicks haseyama-
haseyama: ...!? That was close!
nameless swordsman: Amazing, you evaded their kick so gracefully. You really are the true Hero then, how excellent!
priest: Still, it's best you avoid walking behind Dancer. We wouldn't want to have to go looking for a new Hero.
haseyama: They'll throw a kick at me the moment I step behind them? Since when are dancers such violent people!?
—end
*Umbrella Village - reference to the song umbrella/amegasa
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Chapter 3
-inside tavern-
haseyama: Hmm, so this is the tavern where I can gather team members?
nameless swordsman: Yes. All sorts of people visit here, so you can try and recruit whoever interests you.
haseyama: Hmm, all sorts of people huh...
drunkard (akira): Bartenderrrr, hurry up and bring me more booze~ I placed my order ages ago didn't I?
haseyama: ...Geh, that's Akira isn't it?
drunkard: No need to apologise to me sir, if you know any cute girls just introduce me to them, ok?
priest: ...Appears there are some drunk customers here as well.
dancer: Don't tell me you're planning to make him your companion? He's beyond drunk. Pick your friends better, Hero.
haseyama: Shut it you. I don't wanna have to make a team full of faces I recognise either. Is there no other options here?
bartender (hinata): Ah, welcome! Would you like to order?
haseyama: Oh, someone I don't recognise actually showed up. Are you the bartender...?
bartender: Yeah, what about it? That's one impressive looking sword you've got with you sir ♪
haseyama: Yeah. I, as the owner of this sword, am looking for some suitable companions to travel with. You're... a bartender so you'd be no good in a fight. Is there anybody that's strong in this place?
bartender: Ah, there is there is! That guy drinking alcohol over there! He called himself the 'Strongest Sorcerer'.
haseyama: Ooh, the strongest huh?
strongest sorcerer (lico): (drinking) Whew that's good...
haseyama: What, him? That's just Lico though?
nameless swordsman: The strongest sorcerer? It's true that I can sense he isn't just your average person.
haseyama: You can? Well... I guess I'll try talking to him then.
-haseyama walks over to lico-
haseyama: Hey, you.
strongest sorcerer: Hm?
haseyama: Join me. It's an honour to be on the Hero's team, no?
strongest sorcerer: ...Excuse me? What are you talking about. I doubt a decrepit old man line you could defeat the Demon King.
haseyama: What did you just call me!?
strongest sorcerer: I can see why you'd wish for the help of I, the strongest sorcerer. It's obvious you'd need my power. If you'd like for me to join you, then bow to me first.
haseyama: Excuse me!?
strongest sorcerer: My abilities don't come cheap you know. Are you going to hire me? How much money do you have, can you even afford it?
haseyama: Bastard, how about I go ahead and double the debt you owe me?
strongest sorcerer: Debt? What are you talking about?
haseyama: Never mind! Besides you're talking all big but are you even a sorcerer like you claim to be? Reeks of bullshit to me.
strongest sorcerer: Shall I show you my skills then? —There.
-all of the bottles on the shelf burst-
haseyama: Woah!?
priest: All of the alcohol bottles exploded at the same time...! What an impressive spell.
haseyama: I see, I see. So you being the strongest wasn't a lie after all. Got it. If it's money that you want I'll pay you later, however much you want. So join me.
strongest sorcerer: However much I want? Do you really expect me to believe that?
haseyama: No, but once I beat the Demon King that arrogant king of yours is sure to give me a handsome reward right? Once I return to my world I'll have no need for this place's currency, so you can have it.
strongest sorcerer: Return to your world?
haseyama: Ah... Just don't sweat the details! The point is I'll give you whatever reward that unpleasant king coughs up for me. Deal?
strongest sorcerer: ...Well, that offer doesn't sound so bad. If that's the deal then I don't mind joining you.
haseyama: Perfect, the contract is decided.
—end
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Chapter 4
-riverbed, night-
cat beastman (maica): Argh... Disappear!
mob class demon (kasumi): Guh, he got me!
wolf beastman (ginsei): These bastards... go away already!
mob class demon: Uwah, they're strong!
cat beastman: (heavy breathing)... So? Is it gone now?
mob class demon: Nope, there's still more of us~!
-three kasumi's appear-
cat beastman: What!? Even more appeared!
wolf beastman: No matter how many we defeat there's no end to them...! Shit, if only it was a full moon I'd be more powerful...!
cat beastman: Aah damn it, my charm skill isn't having any effect! Even though it's just a mob class...!
mob class demon: My apologies~ I'm going to keep attacking you now!
-the three kasumis leap forward-
-scene cuts away-
haseyama: I heard at the tavern that the Demon King's castle is in the north... but isn't that a bit too vague? Where in the north?
priest: Well, let's just continue heading north for now.
haseyama: I don't want to just aimlessly walk in a direction with no idea what's ahead. One of you find out where—
wolf beastman: Someone please help us! Anybody!
priest: Oh my? It appears those two are being attacked by a demon.
haseyama: (smirking) Oh are they now...? In a situation like this we have no choice but to help them out hmm? All of you, help them.
strongest sorcerer: Sure thing, that amount of demons is child's play.
nameless swordsman: Are you not going to fight, Hero?
haseyama: Hm? Well, I suppose I could at least try this sword out. Alright, here we go.
-haseyama swings sword-
mob class demon: Gyahh! That hurts!
mob class demon: Kyaaa~! Ouch!!
mob class demon: Retreat~!
nameless swordsman: ...How surprising. That sword really is just as powerful as it looks.
haseyama: Never mind that, those guys dropped some money when they ran right? Hurry and pick it up.
wolf beastman: Um, thank you for helping us. We were in a real pinch.
cat beastman: You're strong. I'd expect no less from the Hero, you have my gratitude.
haseyama: Hey now, don't tell me you think words alone will pay me back for deciding to help you?
cat beastman: !
priest: What? Um, Hero? Why are you pointing your sword at civilians...
haseyama: C'mon, pull out all the money and items you have on you. Small price to pay for us saving your lives, no?
wolf beastman: Huh? S-sure. Sure thing, here's what I have.
cat beastman: Then... Here's what I have too, take whatever you'd like.
haseyama: Thank you~ Alright let's get going guys, north we go.
priest: ...Yes.
-hero party leaves-
cat beastman: ...He took literally everything we had!?
wolf beastman: Are they really the hero party...?
—end
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Chapter 5
-village-
haseyama: Look, I'll say it one more time. What I want is for you to prepare me some weapons and a full set of armour.
weapons dealer (aogiri): Yes, I understand that sir. That is why I am trying to arrange an appropriate price with you.
haseyama: I'm the hero that'll be defeating the Demon King. Shouldn't I be getting whatever I need for free?
weapons dealer: Are you saying that you'd like for the common folk to die from uncompensated work, Hero-sama?
haseyama: The heck is up with that attitude of yours. Tch, whatever, who needs equipment anyway. Oh well... I guess I'll take a look at the map we stole from those beastmen.
??? (sinju): Hello there, Hero-san. What have you got there?
haseyama: Huh? Oh, Sinju?
villager A (sinju): Who? I'm a villager. I live in Umbrella Village.
haseyama: Tch, doubt you'd be very strong in battle then. This is a map with directions to the Demon King's castle.
villager A: Oh wow! As expected of the Hero, that's one cool map.
haseyama: Cool how? Look at it, it's no better than those scribbles Unei calls drawings. I don't even know where to head other than north, does no one have any clearer directions? Hey, do you know how to get to the Demon King's castle?
villager A: Uhh... Nope, I have no idea. Ah but, on the outskirts of this town there's a fortune teller who has a reputation of always being correct. Why don't you try asking him?
haseyama: Fortune teller huh... Well, if he gets it right then that'll be beneficial. I guess I'll give it a try.
-haseyama walks to the fortune teller-
fortune teller (heath): ...Welcome. What would you like?
haseyama: ...It's Heath, huh? Anyways, I want to go to the Demon King's castle. Tell me how I should proceed to get there.
fortune teller: Ok. In that case, I will turn over my tarot cards... I have the result.
haseyama: Oh? And?
fortune teller: North. You should continue to proceed north.
haseyama: I know that much already! You're just a damn conman ripping everyone off ain't you? Good for nothing, what a waste of my time.
-haseyama goes to leave-
fortune teller: Wait.
haseyama: What now?
fortune teller: The cards also say that disaster will befall you. I recommend you be careful.
haseyama: Hah, what a joke. Coming to this world was already a disaster in itself.
-haseyama's office-
??? (unei): It appears that a man calling himself the Hero is in search of my castle. Hmm, ‘hero’ he says... Kuku, no matter who they are all someone is capable of doing in the presence of my dark magic is grovelling on the ground before me. I suggest you watch closely, Princess! I'll send that Hero to an early grave!
saki: Umm, who is this Hero you’re talking about? And... Where am I exactly...?
??? (unei): It is none of your concern, Princess. Now then, let us get ready for supper.
saki: (Why is Unei-san wearing that outfit? Where am I? What is going on...)
—end
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Chapter 6
-forest, night-
dancer: Hmph, the sun's completely set.
haseyama: Where on earth is that damn Demon King's castle! There's nothing but forest here!
nameless swordsman: It's best we find somewhere to set up camp and rest. The forest is a dangerous place at night.
strongest sorcerer: Huuh? I didn't sign up for camping.
nameless swordsman: We have no other choice, there aren't any inns nearby.
priest: Let's sleep in shifts and rest our bodies.
haseyama: I'll leave keeping watch to you lot. I'm sleeping till the sun comes up.
-time pass-
haseyama: Zz... zz...
nameless swordsman: Hero, are you awake?
haseyama: Nn... Huh? What is it? I'd finally gotten comfortable.
nameless swordsman: My apologies, but I must tell you something very important. I don't want the others to overhear so let's move somewhere more secluded.
-they move deeper into the forest-
haseyama: So? What is it?
-haseyama stumbles-
haseyama: Wh— Woah!? Ouch, the hell is this? There’s a rope—
nameless swordsman: Appears you're caught.
haseyama: Hey, bastard! Don't touch my sword, what are you planning to do with that?
nameless swordsman: Sir Hero who is very much only a hero in name. I'll be taking this sword from you.
haseyama: Excuse me? You asshole, are you betraying me!?
nameless swordsman: Fufu, from the very start my aim has been to— !?
-kokuyou appears and attacks rindou-
??? (kokuyou): You... You're the man with a bounty on his head known as 'Gentian' aren't you?
gentian (rindou): I don't know who you are but it appears my covers been blown, hm?
haseyama: Bounty? That means you're villain doesn't it!?
gentian: No, I am simply part of the resistance. That doesn't make me a villain. This sword of yours should be in the hands of someone more deserving. The person who corrects the wrongs of this world does not have to be a subordinate of the king.
warrior (kokuyou): Shut the hell up already. I'll be taking your head!
-kokuyou attacks rindou-
-rindou dodges-
gentian: Woah there!
-screen goes white with a smoke bomb-
haseyama: Argh!? (coughing)... The heck, I can't see anything!
gentian: Appears the odds are not in my favour, so I'll be taking my leave here. Let us meet again someday.
-smoke clears-
haseyama: Dammit, that bastard! He's damn quick at running away.
warrior: He was after your sword... Are you the rumoured Hero?
haseyama: You're... not Kokuyou. Who are you?
warrior: I'm a warrior, I work as a bounty hunter.
haseyama: Ooh? You're strong enough to make a swordsman turn on his heel and run. Join me. If you come with me then as compensation I'll um... Oh I know. Once we defeat the Demon King I will grant unto thee dominion over half the world.
warrior: I don't need something as absurd as half the world... But I am interested in beating that Demon King to a pulp. You got me at a good time, I'm free right now so sure, I'll come along.
haseyama: Nice. Oh right, by the way, would you happen to know where the Demon King's castle is?
warrior: I have heard it's in the north.
haseyama: Is that all any of you can say!?
—end
*gentian - 竜胆 can be read as ‘rindou’
*half the world - this line is a dragon quest reference
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Chapter 7
-forest clearing, day-
haseyama: I don't see any castles in the distance... Could we at least hitch a ride on a horse and carriage or something?
strongest sorcerer: I was thinking the same thing. Why does someone as magnificent as me have to do all this walking?
dancer: Oi, Hero. We're out of food too. I'm hungry.
haseyama: Oh shut up, do you see any grocery stores around here?
priest: I'm sure if we just endure for a little longer we'll stumble upon a town or village.
-dark mist appears on the path-
-mizuki and two kasumi's appear-
??? (mizuki): Hey, you over there!
haseyama: Huh?
??? (mizuki): You're that shitty ass Hero that's going after the Demon King yeah? I'm gonna kill you dead!
haseyama: ...!? Who the hell are you?
mob class demon: He is one of the four great leaders of the Demon King's army! His name is 'Mad Dog of the East'!
mob class demon: I'm merely an ant compared to his unbelievable power~!
warrior: Four great leaders? He doesn't look that tough to me.
mad dog of the east (mizuki): Kyahahah, attack 'em!!
mob class demon: Yes, sir~!!
-they attack the hero party-
-time pass-
strongest sorcerer: Haa... That's it, I'm at my limit. I can't walk another step.
warrior: We managed to defeat that great leader guy but I'm all out of stamina...
haseyama: Despite being a dumb brat he was dang strong.
-gui appears-
??? (gui): ...Hero party.
haseyama: Wah...!? Shit, another assassin? This is a terrible time...!
??? (gui): Eat this. It is fryryce fruit.
haseyama: What? Is that even edible?
dancer: I'll take it.
priest: It may be poisonous, be careful.
dancer: This is... delicious! What an amazing fruit, give me more.
??? (gui): Here.
dancer: Delicious...! I can feel my strength coming back to me...!
haseyama: Really? Let's see then... !? Why does this fruit taste exactly like fried rice...?
strongest sorcerer: Woah you weren't kidding, I feel much better. I'll be taking seconds.
haseyama: What's up with this fruit? This world makes no sense.
??? (gui): My wish is for you to rescue the Princess.
-gui disappears-
strongest sorcerer: ...Huh? He just disappeared?
warrior: What was up with him?
priest: He may have been a spirit of the deceased that watches over this land.
haseyama: I have no idea, but he helped us out. Now we can keep heading north.
—end
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Chapter 8
-beach, day-
haseyama: Why do I have to be the one to find some food... Jeez, it stinks of ocean.
-menou appears with eyes closed-
haseyama: ...Hm? There's someone collapsed on the ground over there. Is it a corpse?
??? (menou): Yawn~ You're finally here... I got so tired of waiting that I fell asleep. You're the Hero, right? Excuse me.
haseyama: What, you were alive? GAH!?
-menou stabs haseyama, screen flashes red-
??? (menou): One and a two~
-red flash-
haseyama: Wh... You bastard... what are you... Gah!
??? (menou): And a three and a four~
-red flash-
??? (menou): There we go, five stabs. That should be enough right? I've done what I was told to do.
haseyama: Argh...! You... Who are you...?
??? (menou): Me? I'm one of the four great leaders of the Demon King's army~ My name is... Um, what was it again? I forgot. Oh, you can just call me Yu. It's my favourite combination of letters. But well, it's not like we'll ever see each other again anyways. See you.
haseyama: B-bastard, don't you run away...
-mokuren appears-
dancer: Rejoice, Hero. We found a whole bunch of shellfish over... Hm?
yu? (menou): Oh, your companions are back. How troublesome.
warrior: The Hero is all messed up, just how powerful is that guy?
dancer: Oi, we should attack him. From this distance magic will be fastest.
strongest sorcerer: Sure, but I might hit the Hero as well. Is that ok?
dancer: Who cares, shoot.
strongest sorcerer: Fine fine, here I go~
-lico shoots a magic blast-
yu?: ...Hm? Was I just hit by something?
haseyama: That attack didn't effect him at all! Strongest sorcerer my ass!
strongest sorcerer: Shut up! I really am the strongest in that village!
yu?: Sigh... You're all so weak, I'm bored. Maybe I'll just retire from being a great leader and live in an onsen somewhere...
haseyama: Hey, wait...!
yu?: Oh right, I should take your money first.
haseyama: Huh!? My money!
yu?: Bye bye.
-menou leaves-
strongest sorcerer: What the heck, he just ran away? Pisses me off.
priest: Are you ok, Hero? I'll cast some healing magic, please hold still.
haseyama: Godammit! All of you are useless!
dancer: ...I didn't think the Hero would be this weak and pathetic. How boring.
-mokuren goes to leave-
priest: ...? Where are you going, Dancer?
dancer: I'm going to go find someone more exciting to fight under. I'm done with him.
strongest sorcerer: ...They really just do whatever they want huh.
warrior: It's just a fighters instinct.
priest: We all must search for our own true strength...
haseyama: Isn't that person just a dancer though!? ...Hey, that hurts! I thought you used healing magic on me? Why am I not healed!?
priest: I'm terribly sorry, but I've used up all my mana. This is as much as I can heal for now. There should be an establishment where we can get you proper treatment further along this path. Let's head there.
—end
*Yu - ゆ meaning ‘hot water’ is the hiragana used on the entrances to onsens
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