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Wu Xi, hugging JBY from the back: I love you
Jing Beiyuan, smiling affectionately: I love you too
Wen Kexing, kissing ZZS in his forehead: love you, A-Xu
Zhou Zhisu, kissing his husband back: ... I love you too
Helian Yi, almost crying: could somebody please love me? at least like, for not political reasons?
#priest novels#faraway wanderers#incorrect word of honor quotes#lord seventh#wen kexing#zhou zhisu#jing beiyuan#wu xie#wu xie x zhang qiling#priest#word of honor#helian yi#i feel sorry for helian yi#everyone he cared about he now belives are dead#but they actually live their best lives and he is the one suffering the most#why would anyone wanna be emperor for gods sake#qi ye
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Sqh: You slept with him?
Sqq: I didn't know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes...
Qqq: Sure... You had no choice.
Sqq: He looked at me like this! [sad puppy eyes]
Qqq: ...
Sqh: if that's all it takes its a good thing you don't have a dog.
#svsss#incorrect quotes#yes this is from the big bang theory#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#qi qingqi#shang qinghua
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OK OK LISTEN
i already shared this with me bestie @sourdough-morbread BUT it’s super funny and i want y’all to know too
SO! you know how we all joke about MK being adopted by almost every character in the show? yeah, and you know how, canonically, Pigsy is the one who is his adopted father?
so, imagine pre-A Hero is Born: Pigsy beating off everyone considering to adopt MK with his spoon like a fly swatter like the “BACK WOMAN! BACK I SAY!” meme bc that’s his son! everybody needs to find their own
#yes bestie i did used your quote there bc it’s hilarious#THIS is the real reason Pigsy dislikes swk actually lmao I have cracked the code#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk pigsy#pigsy#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#mk and his crew of adopted parents#btw what is Pigsy’s & MK’s duo name?
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Being perceived? 0/10, have you considered the alternatives, such as scathing sarcasm and excessively long naps?
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Web Novel Quotes Tournament
Quote A:
“The first lifetime, a stone appeared, turning into the burial mound of a hero, feelings unable to be broken.
The second lifetime, a boulder split, ferrying a predestined love across the Bridge, a pair of mandarin ducks flying off together.
The third lifetime, a jadeite burned, vowing to abide by an invaluable oath, eternally following each other in life and death”
- Qi Ye, Chapter 1
Submission: This is the opening paragraph of the novel. It goes unaddressed in the rest of the novel but it is heavily implied to be describing Jing Beiyuan and Wu Xi’s several centuries of tragic soulmate-ism
Quote B:
"I wish that, after my death, I’ll also have a picture left in Qilin Hall. When that time comes, you’ll carry it up to the Golden Stage yourself......The most high and most bright are the sun and moon, and the most close yet most distant are a husband and wife. If you promise me this, you will be my only next of kin from now on."
- Fu Shen to Yan Xiaohan, Golden Terrace, Chapter 26
#qi ye#lord seventh#priest#golden terrace#golden stage#polls#wn quotes round 1#wn quotes R1 group A#webnovel quotes tournament#queue
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Porty Clone in a nutshell
#he gay#yes I am using out of context fgo quotes#but this is porty clone in a nutshell#porty clone#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#mod crab#mk#qi xiaotian
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Part 3 of Qi Ye’s quotes. I remind you once again that I do not own the translation. You can find it on Chichi’s website
I just… Can’t with them… They’re just… Ughhhhhh 🤧🤧🤧
👀👀👀 Wu Xi gay panicked™️ once again before this special night
Haha….. Funny you would say that Beiyuan….. But anyway, Jing Qi and Zhou Zishu being drunkard buddies and making promises!!
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Zhou Zishu: [shows up in Qi Ye]
Me: J̴̟͖̫͂̄̒̐̂̑͑̂͂̎̂̃͗̇̈́̽̾̿͂̈́̎͒̇̉͐͒̕͝x̷̨̖̣̥̣̦̺͇͎̲̤̗͔̫̪͎͍̌́͗̽̓͐̐̌͑͐̀͒̌̎̈́͂͑̒̅̋̋̍͆͑͘̕͝͠��̨̟̪̹̣̙͖̣̭̦̦͕j̸̧̧̧̡̰̥̞̙͔̝̘̜̗̙͎͉͍̼̪̣̭̯̮͕̬͔̘̭̜̅̉̂̌̐͋̆͝d̶̢͍̫̗̈́͗͑͗͐͂́́̅̆̃̈̓͊̽̋́̏̇͊͐̈́̇͑́͐͘͘͝k̶̨̨̨̨̛̫̥͍̝̬̖͕̗͔̼̦̹͖͓̖͖̠̲̻̙̆̿̊̅̊̑̒̋̋̽̋̉̐̌̏̑̀̽́͛́́͑̊̅̂͆̎̕̕̕̚̚͝͝x̵̧̢̢̨̗̩̲͚̪̮̰̪͙͔̰̹̦̣͈̲̪̻̫̣̟̼̠̬̹̼͓̫̘̠͎͚̥̻̐̄̄̀͑̊̾̌͊̊̐̆̊̃̚͝j̵̘̙͗̋̉̔͑͋͐͐́̎̊̎͗̐̓͌͐̾̔̄͑͆͋͒̄̽̀̀̓̃̕͘̚͝͝ͅd̵̢̛̗̮̯͖̼̖̱̜̬̤͉̞̰̞̣̐̀̀̈̊͐͛̉̀̉̎̽̋́̌̽̿͛̇̔̈̐̕͜͝͝j̷̧̧̢̧̻̜̝̯̹̫̜̮͉͔͓̭̠̞̝̝͉̞̞̩̪̩͖̗̦̙̝͎̣̝͙̓͐w̶̛̺̖̺̗͙̩̺̤͆̉͛́̃̎͛̾̈́̒̆̔̋̽̍͐͌͐̾͛̌̎̓͆͒̂͛k̵̢̢̨̢̧̧͉̯͍̰͕̝̗͔͍̰̤͉̺̦̙̜̩̫̹͉͒̂̆̚ͅͅͅk̵̢̡̨̨̥̯̤̞͉̭̟̠̯̮̦̝̖͎̠̦̝̤̥͙͚̖͎̩̪̥̖̻͓͙̖̩̺͒̿̾̿͑̃̅̐͒͜x̸̢̡͓̺͎͇͕̉̋͑̓̽̒͊̂̊̆̏̒̔͌̐̓̿́̃̉̌͘͝͠͠n̵̛̠̪͊̃̃̄͛̔͐͒͛̈́̄̍̍͠͝͠͝d̵̨̗͈͎̹͙̟̬̃̔̏̀̿́̋̇̇͗̀͠͝k̸̡̡̧̺̭͔͖̱̙̻̼̪̱̞͎͍̣̗͚͍̙̦͇̙̟̹̯̹̉̐̑̀̃̌̀͂͊̈́̑̔̒̂̋̅̔̂͗̎͑̓͊̽̾̊̋̊͑̐̊͆́̚͘͘͘̚͜͜͝ę̸̢̖͔͍͙͉̯̟̬̟͖̪̱͍̖͍̝̺̫̜̼̞̺̂͑̿̍̄̈́͑͌̉̃͂̀͛͛̃̈́̀̚͘̚͘͜͠͝ͅͅj̵̧̬̖͍̗͔̼͍̪͔̲̥̗̜̤̪͙͕̇͋̀̌̈́̓͌̓̒̂̀̏̿̍̅̃̓̚͜͜ͅͅd̶̡̧̛̺̰̯̣̥̻͓́̿̇̅̄̅͂͑̋̓͐̃̉͂̈̅͐̓́͛́͛́̌̓͋̈́̕͘͜͠͠͠ǰ̴̧̺͕̟̯̗̮̦͕̺̘̘̠̙͉̝̰̱̰͓͕̠̤̽͒͜ͅd̸̢̮̬̳͓̭̭͇̙̓̀̓͒̈̌͒̿̐͌̀̎͆̓͑̇̓̏͒̈͛̆͗̏̐͋́͐͂̀͊͌͗͘͝͝b̸̟͖̲̦̬̗̥͌͛͋̃́̈́̋́̈́̎̽͊́̕͝͠ȩ̸̢̢̢̭̳̭̜̝̭̙̟̦̱̼̫̠̥̓̓̉p̵̡̡̧̜̟̗̠̭̘̞̫̝̟̘͈̥͈̜͉̩͔̞͕̘̣̻̙̙̗͈͔̾́̿̈́̄̂̋͑̈́̀̑̾̇̉͋̌̈́͂̈́́͛͆̈́́͌̎̈́̈̏̑̽̀̋̚͘̕͘͠͝ͅq̴̨̛̠̦͔͉̗̻̰̖̦̥͙̺̩͕̥͎̖͋̒̒͒͋̾̿́̋̍̎̿͂̐̂̄̇̋̂͘̕̕͘͝p̸̢̡̡͓̭̗̘͇̩͖̲̭̼͔̤̣͎̼͓̞̭͐̈́͐̉̀̉̇̏̎͒͛̓̓̆̿̐̏́̒͋̎̀̈̈́̔͐́̏̚͘͘̚̚͜͜͝n̵̡̡̢̛̛̳͇̬̣̟͖̮̹̦͖̪̝̹̻̝̬̟̼͈̲̞̖̙͕͓͍̺̝͖͔̹̆́͗̑͌̋̔́̿͑͗̒̅͊̌̑̽̔̎͊̕͜ͅx̷̢̨̠͈̝̙̫̠̣̺̼͕̰̠̺̤̩̀̇̀͗̾̂̒͛͗͜ņ̶̰̤̮̞͂͑̿͌̌̒d̵̨̹̣̳̟̣̙̹̞͕͙̞͙͉̬̠̦̺͖̳̫̺̹̞͈̮̽͒͂̿̈̐̒̆̅͑̓̔̊͌̀̓͑͐͒͑̃̀̎̋̚͝ͅ
#lord seventh#qi ye#reading liveblog#liveblog#zhou zishu#he shows up in chapter 16 btw. if ya interested#Jing Beiyuan: anyway this is the leader of Heaven's Pane who follows the royal family-#Me breaking into tears: I know-#I forgot this was the prequel lol. thought it was more a same universe type beat#qi ye liveblog#corrupted text#my posts#not a quote
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Serot, after 2000 years, having to face the consequences of living life looking backward, unable to let anything go, and how that subsequently led to people misusing him as he clung to rotten relationships he swore he could save
#OOC / HOLLY.#MOBILE.#I will polish it up soon but man. I’m goin somewhere with these ideas#I feel very predictable that I could draw on quotes#from Le Roi Danse + Qi Ye + Carmilla for this plotline#esp Carmill tbqh. what can I say I like what I like#smth smth you must come with me loving me to death#or else hate me and still come with me and hating me through death and after#(that novella altered my gd brain chemistry)
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There is something wrong with Shen Qingqiu.
There has been as long as Liu Qingge’s known him, but it used to be that he spoke with the too-sharp syllables of a young master and liked to smack his fan in his palm like he was thinking of stabbing you with it. Now, the genre of ‘wrong’ Liu Qingge associates with Shen Qingqiu has more to do with the way he takes his youngest disciples for rides on Xiu Ya and keeps a specific teacup for Liu Qingge’s visits.
Can a qi deviation change one’s entire personality? Down to the way they speak?
“See, shidi?” Shen Qingqiu tilts up the scale of their latest catch with his blade. Underneath glitters a hard, reflective surface. “They’ve got two hides! Ah, only complete noobs scrape it off without clipping it from the skeleton.”
Liu Qingge doesn’t know what a noob is.
“Is it more valuable that way?” He says.
With a flick of his sword, Shen Qingqiu snatches out the top scale.
“It’s about pride! Are you cultivator or an idiot with a sharp object, hacking down everything in your path?” Shen Qingqiu grumbles. “This is good loot.
Shen Qingqiu is much more serene in viscera up to his forearms than at the Peak Meetings, Liu Qingge notes. He thinks doing this–the complaining as much as finding the creature itself–might be where Shen Qingqiu is at his most content. This is the man who grins behind his fan when Shang Qinghua spills tea in his own lap.
He raises an eyebrow at Liu Qingge. A curved, silver carapace balances in his one hand, a stack of silver scales piled inside. All finished, then. Liu Qingge offers him a hand, but Shen Qingqiu’s already risen to his feet.
Liu Qingge lowers it, but Shen Qingqiu’s already taken it with a mildly amused look on his face.
“I think we’ve moved past these sorts of formality by now,” Shen Qingqiu… wiggles Liu Qingge’s hand? He rattles it up and down and Liu Qingge doesn’t really know what’s happening. “But sure! Good job to both of us today.”
He lets go after a few seconds. Liu Qingge puts his hand down, his skin faintly tingling. Internally, he notes that in certain situations, if he gives Shen Qingqiu his hand, Shen Qingqiu will clasp it in his own.
He’ll have to pay attention to what times it would be appropriate to do it again.
“We were efficient,” Liu Qingge says in what he hopes is a normal voice. He’s fine. He clears Shen Qingqiu’s meridians all the time. “Your knowledge of the Five Mouth Mountain Pangolin is impressive.”
“Please,” Shen Qingqiu waves a hand dismissively. “If you don’t know about their three acid stomachs, you’re hardly a scholar.”
“Don’t forget the second hide,” Liu Qingge says.
Liu Qingge drops his sword for them to ride and Shen Qingqiu grins.
“Don’t quote my words to me!” Shen Qingqiu bats his shoulder with a hand, stepping onto Cheng Luan, “Eventually I’ll run out of things to tell you. Shidi, you don’t have to listen to me rambling so closely. I’ll get self-conscious.”
“I’ll make sure to forget everything you said by next time,” Liu Qingge says.
Cheng Luan sprints into the sky and Shen Qingqiu laughs. It sounds nothing like his laugh. It sounds beautiful.
Yes, there is something wrong with Shen Qingqiu. Deeply. Intrinsically. But Liu Qingge doesn’t mind so much. The parts that are wrong are his friend. And someday, more than.
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#svsss fanfiction#svsss fic#mxtx fanfic#scumbag self saving system#my fic#love lqg i feel like he's the one who'd have the easiest time with transmigrator sy#he only cares if peoples lives are in Immediate Danger Right Now everything else is cool#'You have all your blood? Okay. We're fine' he is the guy. lqg ilu your only braincell is named after shen qingqiu#mxtx
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Practical Mythology by metisket
Funnest story ever! I loved this soooo much - didn’t want it to ever end. Thank you for this gem ❤️
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“You only hurt bad people,” Lan Wangji informs him with perfect confidence. “They won’t be worried.”
“Ah, Lan Zhan,” the Yiling Patriarch says, ducking his head and smiling, but sounding sad for some reason. “If only everyone had the faith in me that you do.”
Lan Wangji frowns. Everyone should have faith in the Yiling Patriarch. The Yiling Patriarch is always fair, and that means his rules and the Lan rules can’t be that different. “Can I visit you again?”
The Yiling Patriarch beams at him so brightly that Lan Wangji’s breath catches. “Yes! Come visit me, Lan Zhan. But you have to wait until you’re grown, okay? For decency’s sake.” He laughs, and Lan Wangji isn’t sure why.
“When will I be grown?” Lan Wangji wants to be clear.
“Hmm.” The Yiling Patriarch looks skyward, rubbing his nose thoughtfully. “���Twenty? Let’s say twenty. Your uncle shouldn’t have too much of a qi deviation about that. How’s that sound?”
Lan Wangji frowns, but nods anyway. It’s a very long time, but he supposes that’s how all the Yiling Patriarch stories are. You can’t win anything worth having without fighting for it yourself. “I will be here.”
“I look forward to it, Lan Zhan,” the Yiling Patriarch, smiling and tugging gently at Lan Wangji’s hair one last time before sending him away to the other side of the barrier—to his brother and uncle.
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It takes him a couple of hours, but he eventually finds the perfect victim. Said victim is innocently standing in a garden admiring the flowers, and has no idea what level of little brother nonsense is about to hit him. Poor thing.
“So, Xichen-ge, I hear your brother is planning to run away and marry the Yiling Patriarch,” Nie Huaisang casually declares. He’s always felt more comfortable hassling Lan Xichen than he has Lan Wangji, anyway. “What’s that about?”
Lan Xichen sighs and suddenly looks very tired. “It was cute when he was eight.”
Wow. Just wow. “How did he even meet the Yiling Patriarch when he was eight?”
Oh, that was a bad question, because Lan Xichen’s eyes just iced over like a Gusu winter. Nie Huaisang will just have to pry the details of that ugly story from someone else. “Never mind!” he cries. “It doesn’t matter. At least Senior Wei is nice.”
Lan Xichen frowns at him in confusion. “Senior Wei? Your father’s friend, Senior Wei?”
Oh good. At least Nie Huaisang isn’t the only one who didn’t know. “My father’s friend, Senior Wei, who is the Yiling Patriarch. Yes.”
He’s never seen Lan Xichen gape before. This is a shockingly exciting day in the Cloud Recesses.
T, 17.5k
Summary:
The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness.
Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders.
It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
#wangxian#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#the untamed fic#wangxian fic rec#the untamed fanfiction#untamed fic#mdzs fic#fun fic
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I might be wrong, but it's implied that dragons are an extinct species in the SDV universe. So like, what if the Farmer found a petrified dragon egg, or even a whole clutch, and somehow managed to hatch it/them Game of Thrones style? They've done some insane stuff both in canon, and in SVE and RSV so it's not hard to imagine they'd do the truly impossible like reviving not only an extinct species, but a magic species at that. Rambling aside, onto the question: how would the SVE mages (including Morgan) and adventurer's, and Mr. Aguar from RSV react to the farmer's feat of bringing dragons back to life?
(P.s, maybe add Mr. Qi as well bc I imagine he'd be VERY interested in this event)
You're 100% right
And it's interesting: I've long wondered why there was no mention of dragons anywhere in the notes or in the library, when there are skeletons and teeth of these very same dragons lying around in the Calico Desert and Ginger Island? And can serpents be considered descendants of these dragons?
Lance's mention of his teacher with the title "Dragon Master" also gives us the right to believe for the existence of dragons in the SDV world (although I used to think it was just such a cool title for his teacher. Or a reference to Lance's Pokémon trainer in general).
But enough rambling! Thanks for your ask and enjoy some short stories ☺️🫰
Warning: this post is long...
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Marlon & Gil:
Marlon sipped his tea quietly in his Guildhall on a cold winter morning, to the crackle of a blazing fireplace and the soft snores of his friend, Gil. The one-eyed adventurer was enjoying a rare moment in his life - a quiet morning, with no worries about stocking up on provisions and elixirs, no worry about monsters...
But apparently the Yoba itself decided that Marlon had had enough of the peaceful time and presented him with a Farmer riding a dragon. The flying reptile with purple scales, beautiful as amethysts, along with its rider managed to smash through the old Adventurer's Guild roof, but thankfully no one was hurt.
If Marlon had only known Farmer for a few months, he would have been in mute shock at what he had seen. Now that the youth was a full member of the Guild for the second year, Marlon only sighed tiredly and went to the undestroyed room to get his tools. Dragons? Yes, he was interested in that. But questions later, first they need to fix the hole in the roof because it's cold winter outside, you know.
The Farmer will help, of course, as they are the direct cause of the collapsed ceiling. And the Gil will join in when he stops hiding his chuckle behind his snoring. He's been awake for a while now, and he can hardly contain his laughter (and his pride in Farmer) while pretending to be asleep.
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Isaac:
If the quote "I don't get paid enough for this shit" were a person, Isaac would be the complete personification of that phrase.
Anyone would be shocked, amazed and delighted by the most beautiful and noble creatures that had extinct so long ago that many people no longer believed they existed and had come to regard them as a fairy tale and a legend. Anyone, but not Isaac. Because the moment the master of the dangerous reptiles appeared before Isaac's eyes - he wanted to bang his head against the wall.
Let no one dare tell him that 'Farmer is special' or 'Farmer knows what to do'. No, they don't know what they're doing! A bloody immature upstart who coddles a dangerous dragons like a puppies! That even now the curious reptiles are slowly moving towards Isaac to sniff and study him, a man they don't know. And how does HE know what the hell is going on in their heads?! Maybe they see him as just another snack, for Yoba's sake!
He won't be tempted to trade his own safety and the safety of other people for prickly curiosity. He will not, like the others, reach for the huge toothy maw, nor is he going to scratch the head of the purring (dragons can purr?) creature. Isaac goes to report the Farmer and the dragons to the Order of Pythagoras, and he doesn't care that he'll be disliked by many for such an act. It will take a long time before Isaac finally trusts the Farmer and their pets, but that will be a while yet. For now, the scarred adventurer will do what he thinks is right.
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Lance:
After a long training in swordsmanship and magic spells, young Lance always waited with joy for his teacher to call him for a short break. After all, it was during the break that they would both go to the tavern, eating dinner, where his teacher would praise him for his success in the last training session, and most importantly, tell him another fascinating legend about monsters and creature. Even though his mentor was a "Dragon Master", they haven't met any dragons themself. Their great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, however, had seen the beautiful flying reptile once with his own eyes.
Oh, how Lance wanted to be the man who would see a dragon, how he wanted to believe they still existed!
It was just a childhood dream that Lance had long since grown out of. But life had given him an unexpected surprise.....
He slowly touched the dragon's snout, gently running his fingers over the warm scarlet scales. Taking his time, careful not to bring his fingers too close to the razor-sharp fangs. Lance almost couldn't tear his gaze away from the big amber eyes that watched him intently. Slowly turning his head towards the Farmer, the pink-haired adventurer saw a sign of approval that he could continue. Giving his friend a grateful nod, Lance turned his gaze back to the dragon. Who would have thought that gallant adventurer would have the opportunity not only to see this marvellous creature, but also to learn from Farmer how miraculously they were able to do the impossible.
It'll go down in Lance's memoirs for sure.
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Jadu:
Due to insomnia, hard work with manuscripts and scrolls, and an unhealthy obsession with coffee, Jadu looked like the walking dead these days. Add to that the fact that the young wizard was as stubborn as an ass: no matter how much Lance tried to gently help his friend, no matter how much Isaac tried to force him into bed, and no matter how hard the others tried - to no avail. Jadu's goal was to finish the job - and he'd done it, and sleep was of secondary importance to him.
Naturally, this disregard for his sleep regime was not without consequences, and so Jadu, about to teleport back from the Stardew Valley to the Castle Village, didn't even realise how the world swam before his eyes and his body went limp. But before poor wizard lost consciousness, he felt that someone had grabbed him and would not let him fall. Half an hour later, Jadu realised that he was not lying on the cold ground, but in the warm embrace of someone... with scales? And wings? And claws on its paws?
Is he still asleep?
But as it turned out, he emerged from the realm of reverie and listened half-asleep to Farmer's restless speech. The sensation of inhuman skin and the word "dragon" made Jadu jump up as if scalded by boiling water and quickly get to his feet.
A dragon?! A real one?! Where from and how? Farmer, please explain! You raised it? Where? And what kind of dragon?! He'd studied the legends, but he'd never thought he'd meet a large reptile himself. And what do they eat, and how do they conjure? He need to know? Sleep? What sleep, he doesn't need that right now!
It took a lot of effort for the farmer to at least get Jadu back to a sitting position. It is not clear whether the noble reptile understood their words, but the creature's gaze was shrewd and full of wisdom. And amusement from this funny scene.
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Morgan:
Morgan follows the familiar hidden path again, behind a flowering tree with a swing, where there is a hole in the farm's fence. Trying not to make any loud noise, Magnus' young apprentice walks through the tall grass, holding back a playful chuckle.
Even though the Farmer had long ago told them that they would always be welcome at the farm and would be treated to ripe fruit from the greenhouse, Morgan still chose to visit in this way, adding intrigue and fun to their dull routine of studying the history of the Republic and the bestiary.
The young talent once again wanted to go into the chicken coop, where there was a void chicken that the Farmer had allowed them to feed and even give her name (Morgan had named her Coal). But when Morgan looked into the coop, instead of the usual joyful clucking, they felt a smoky breath coming from a toothy mouth that definitely did not belong to a hen. In the dark wooden room, Morgan couldn't see who it was, so all they could do was run out of the coop screaming in terror and crying.
Luckily, the Farmer, who had arrived quickly, had time to calm the child and explain that a dragon lived here for the time being.
Morgan at the mention of the mythical creature completely forgot about everything in the world. A moment later, the Farmer was bombarded with questions and requests to see dragon again. The farmer allowed (taking Morgan's word that they would keep it a secret). Wow, dragons are even cooler that void chicken! Sorry, Coal...
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Alesia:
Crazy... This was just a crazy idea. Maybe Alesia still had the option to refuse and get off the green dragon's back? Before she could say anything, however, Farmer gave the takeoff command to his winged friend, and they and Alesia, riding the dragon, began to separate from the ground higher and higher. The sniper was out of breath, and her mind was unable to comprehend what was happening. A farmer, a dragon - a living dragon! - and flying on top of a large reptile. How had all this happened for literally half an hour?
Alesia never thought she would agree to ride a dragon without a second thought. She felt a little ashamed, for she had been so quick to give in to temptation and curiosity, forgetting all about safety. But that view... Definitely worth it.
Finally when they landed and Alesia felt the solid ground beneath her feet, she had to temper her excitement and have a serious talk with Farmer. About the dragon, mages and adventurers should know. No, no arguments. It is better to let the senior adventures be warned, for it could happen that seeing Farmer on a dragon could mistake them for an enemy or potential threat. This is for the safety of both the humans and the Farmer with the reptile. The girl sees that this beautiful creature is significantly intelligent and wishes no harm to anyone. Therefore, she will feel safer if Farmer, as a responsible adult, makes the right decision.
But until they notified the Order and the others, Alesia would be interested to hear how the Farmer was able to not only raise the dragon themself, but also hide their existence from the others for so long. And, if the Farmer and the dragon itself are okay with it, to repeat another flight. Because that's was fun.
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Magnus Rasmodius:
The Farmer couldn't have been happier when, after months of caring for the dragon eggs, they saw the first crack of the shell and a cute little scaly face emerge. One little flying lizard was followed by two more, and now the trio are chirping and flying merrily around their parent, already begging for attention and food.
What Farmer didn't know was that as the dragonlings hatched, a strong magical flow would come out of the eggs, which Magnus Rasmodius definitely felt.
Shocked at the unknown strong source of magic, the purple-haired wizard dropped everything he was doing and teleported to the Farmer's house. The magic that had broken through his barrier? But the barrier was still intact! Then what? An anomaly? A strong corrupting spirit? Ancient magic? And his apprentice is right at the epicentre! But while Magnus was filling his head with horrific scenes and preparing to recite the spell, teleporting straight into the living room of the Farmer's house, all his battle fervour deflated. And before Magnus's gaze was an unharmed Farmer, with three little dragons sitting on top of them, eating peach slices with gusto.
On the one hand, Magnus has an irresistible urge to smack himself on the forehead for having conjured up such scary scenes, when as an experienced magician he should always keep his composure. On the other hand, he really wants to scold the Farmer for another wild thing. His gut tells him that he has a very long report to write to the Ministry of Magic. He also needs a bottle of strong wine to get drunk and pass out after all this madness. Poor wizard is too tired to marvel at the very fact that dragons have been reborn. Maybe later...
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Camilla:
My oh my... And how come the Farmer didn't tell her, Camilla, about this wonderful pet that breathes fire and can fly in the sky? She's their best friend, isn't she? And friends always share secrets with each other.... How did the Farmer manage to raise such a marvellous beauty? Really? Hmm, interesting.
Some might rightly resent that the head witch of Castle Village treats a dangerous mythical creature like a cute poodle. Even the dragon owner themself might be surprised that she doesn't show the reaction that people usually have at the sight of a big and scary dragon.
But even it look like Camilla in her favourite way is not serious about everything, it is not true at all. Quite the opposite, she will always put her duty to protect the people of the Village above all else. But she is confident in her abilities, so just in case the Farmer's scaly friend wants to make a little mischief in her domain, she will make sure that the creature never wants to appear on the Continent of Galdora ever again. But enough of that!
Camilla will become a more frequent visitor to the Stardew Valley, because the witch certainly won't miss the opportunity to study such an interesting specimen. Camilla also has some of the rarest pets, and the witch would like to get a dragon as well. Ah, what a cutie!
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Dr. Aguar:
For a fortnight now, Aguar couldn't figure out why his body was tingling with magic like an annoying itch. For a fortnight he had been walking around irritated, unable to understand the source of this itch that was driving him crazy and preventing him from working in peace. It was only at the bus stop that Aguar realised that the closer he got to the farm, the stronger the tingling became. There's clearly something the strange Farmer is doing here.... Magnus had already mentioned that the youth had a magical gift, just like Aguar himself. But the former mage knows nothing much about the Farmer: not their motives, nothing. So Aguar wanted to find out what the Farmer does, and whether it has anything to do with this unbearable itch.
Before Dr. Aguar could even reach the porch of the Farmer's house, something blue flew out of the door at full speed, but he couldn't see it because of its speed. The Farmer ran out after it, calling to someone and waving their arms.
The thing stopped abruptly in mid-air and returned to the Farmer, wrapping their body around Farmer's right hand and growling merrily. The Farmer, barely out of breath, held their breath as they realised they had guests and that they could see the dragon. Aguar, on the other hand, crossed his arms and waited patiently for the Farmer to start the conversation themself.
So that's what it was...
A dragon, yes? And a dragon of the water element, Aguar's own element. Indeed, this little reptile was too young to control magic on its own. And the incessant flow of the same element's magic influenced the flow of the scientist's magic. Very interesting. That's what really caught Aguar's attention. He's really going to want to study the dragon. Oh, spirits, Farmer, there's no need to look at him as a bloodthirsty monster! He won't harm this little one.
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Mr. Qi:
"Congratulations to you, Farmer. Once again you managed to exceed my expectations when your tending to the eggs I left behind succeeded. I didn't doubt the success one bit, of course not. I hope you enjoy your new pets, they are truly wonderful. Also, I'll put it on a note, they are fruit-eaters, so treat your dragons to fresh fruit often. Especially melon, these dragons love it. I already know that, hehe. Good luck to you, child. I'll keep watching your progress. And always remember, the key to success is within you."
The Farmer would probably have been surprised by a letter from Mr. Qi..... But alas, the little flying reptiles accidentally burned the paper before the Farmer could open anything.
#sve#stardew valley expanded#sve isaac#sve jadu#sve lance#sve alesia#sve camilla#sdv#stardew valley#sdv mr qi#rsv#ridgeside village#rsv dr aguar#sve morgan#sdv farmer#sdv wizard#sve magnus#sdv marlon#sdv gil#thanks for the ask!#late edit: Damn the Mr. Qi part didn't save the last changes#because of 'bad' internet#my internet is FINE Tumblr 🙄#ugh whyyyy
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They CARE ABOut Each Other!!! So!!! Much!!!!!!
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So… I found my collection of incorrect quotes from 9th and 10th grade and thought I might as well make them into a tgcf version XD
(Btw some of them don’t make sense without context so I’ll give the context/ change it up a bit so it makes sense. All of them happened though)
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Lang Qianqiu: Are we supposed to write that down?
Xie Lian (as Fangxin): … No, I’m writing this on the blackboard for myself.
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(In English class)
Hua Cheng: Do you know what ‘sweat’ means (in German)?
He Xuan: Yes, Schweiz
(Schweiz = Switzerland, Sweat = Schweiß)
[c]~~~
(During a heavenly officials meeting)
Quan Yizhen: *plays with his pen*
Jun Wu: Quan Yizhen, hands up!
Quan Yizhen: *puts up his hands and stays there for the rest of the presentation*
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(Guzi and Lang Ying talking about stuffed animals)
Guzi: I’ve got a lion, a bunny, a polar bear, a whiskey wolf…
Lang Ying: O_O
Guzi: HUSKEY! I mean huskey… TwT
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Shi Qingxuan (in ghost city arc): Your Highness Tai hua, your not really showing me the bright side of your brain right now…
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Guoshi: Back in the 17th century, none of you would be able to write or read.
(sees Hua Cheng's writing)
Guoshi: … well, some of you still can’t do that
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Mu Quing: Did you see that? Feng Xin hit me!
Xie Lian: Sure, I’ll pity you if I have the time.
~~~
Guoshi: So you wish me to give you all your grades based on sympathy?
Feng Xin: You’d give Mu Quing an F, then.
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Xie Lian: what do you get when you’re sick?
Feng Xin and Mu Quing: Tea.
Pei Ming: Alcohol
~~~
Quan Yizhen: Well, I don’t know if the North Pole is up or down.
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Qi Rong: I’m too far developed for this world.
Hua Cheng: Okay let’s continue before Idia develops to a flash drive. (Let's pretend they know what that is)
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Mu Quing: When are there more death notices in the newspaper?
Feng Xin: On Easter
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Xie Lian: *wants to draw a little earth* I need the cap of the pen to get a circle.
Lang Qianqiu: Earth isn’t round, it’s flat.
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Pei Ming: *smells a Labello*
Shi Wudu: *sighs* You got a problem.
~~~
Shi Qingxuan: Did something like that happen to you before? (Don’t remember what it was but it was immoral)
Everyone at the heavenly officials meeting: No, never!
Shi Qingxuan: Sure, you’re all angels…
Feng Xin: Can’t you see the halo over our heads?
Shi Qingxuan: Sure, I see it over all of you. Except for Pei Ming, he has a dark cloud that says “evil”
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Ling Wen: Why is there a Ford Fiesta on the roof?
Shi Wudu: Because it flew up there.
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(Talking about a field trip)
Feng Xin: Are there bikes?
Mu Quing: Yes, but they don’t have training wheels, so you’re out.
#heaven official's blessing incorrect quotes#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#heaven official's blessing#feng xin#mu quing
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