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bi-writes · 16 hours

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can't stop thinking about dark!simon with a sunshine!curvy!fem!reader, it's gnawing at my brain. (18+)

greeting him when he comes home in a little apron with dough smeared across your cheeks. you're bouncing in the kitchen, giggling as you wrap your arms around his neck. one burly arm hooks around your waist as he palms one side of your ass, and you kiss his lips over his blood-soaked mask again and again as you coo, "missed you so much, made you chocolate chip..."

you talk and talk and talk and talk. you're always talking. you're always whispering in his ear and chattering as he drives and telling him some story about something he missed while he was gone as you tidy up the flat. you never stop talking, never run out of things to tell him, and despite the monotone voice and the lack of response, he hears every single word that you say, and he forgets nothing. when he makes his way back on base, johnny is waiting, eager to hear an update about the receptionist at your work and if she is actually sleeping with your manager.

you wash his clothes without even blinking. you're at the sink, a bucket of cold, suddy water there as you scrub at his shirt. there's peroxide at the side, and you use a delicate hand as you scrub at the stains on it. ghost watches from the doorway as you hum to yourself, in a little pair of shorts with your hair tied up as you rinse the shirt clean. blood runs down the drain, and his shirt is clean as new.

you always find some kind of weapon around the house. you bend down to brush crumbs off the kitchen chairs, and you scold simon with a glossy pout because he left a bloody knife taped under the table. you whine when you find a grenade sitting in the same drawer you keep your tampons in. you complain when you take out the jar of rice to make dinner, and there's a small handgun hidden between the grains. but your face always softens when he cups your cheeks with two big hands, kissing you warmly, muttering, "gotta keep y'safe, luvvie...know there's a bloody line waitin' for a taste of y'r cunny, baby."

you visit him on base once in light wash denim and a white tshirt, sneakers hitting the linoleum and purse swinging as you wave at him. he's standing in front of a line of privates, watching them do jumping jacks, and his eyes light up a little when he sees you waving at him enthusiastically. when he finally makes it to you, he shoves you into the nearest supply closet and tugs your jeans down just enough to fit his cock between your thighs. when he's walking you out, the boys watch as you cling to simon's arm, a lovesick grin on your sweaty face as you flutter your lashes up at him.

he loves when your manicured hands touch him. scratching along his scalp, tracing the edge of his jaw, cupping the bulge in his pants. you're so sweet, the most giggly girl, and he loves tasting the strawberry of your gloss as you make him cum with your hand, cooing against his lips about how strong he is, how much you love him, how you would do anything for him.

he loves it most when you see him for what he really is. when he comes home battered and bruised, bloody clothes sticking to him, a snarl to his voice and the adrenaline of an op still pumping through his veins. he loves that nothing about him scares you. that even like this, you lean up on your toes and kiss him softly, that you get some of the blood and dirt smudges on the pink of your pajama pants, and you don't care, that he strangled a man with these very hands only hours ago, and you still want him to touch you.

he loves that you love him. that when he feeds his cock into you that night, in nothing but your baby pink lingerie, that you barely need any prep at all from how wet you are. thick thighs spreading apart, sticky slick shining on your skin, cunt nice and ready for him because you have missed him that much. he loves that no matter how ugly he feels, you always find him attractive, that no matter how many people he tells you that he killed tonight, all you do is smile and pucker your lips, and tell him, "it's okay, teddy bear, they deserved it, didn't they?" and yeah, they did, cause it is kill or be killed, and there is no universe where ghost does not fight to get back here, to get back to this pretty pussy, to get back to the bed he shares with you so he can watch those pretty tits bounce every time he fucks his cock into you.

ghost loves his pretty girl. all smiles. all soft, so cute, just perfect. ghost casts a shadow over the room, and you just brighten it right back up. ghost tracks blood into the house, and there you are to cover it all up with citrus and soap.

yeah. always just sunshine and smiles at home.

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buglaur · 8 months

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#hellooooo it's been a long week for sure #got my exam results. did a lot better than i thought i'd do!!!#also had an interview for a place in a community college which i got #but i hopefully got into uni (i'll find out 2pm tmrw) so i mightn't need it!!!#i'm so scared man i'm used to class sizes of like.. 8 😭#and now i've gotta get 4 buses a day to the city and back instead of a 20 min stroll up the road 😔#did a pub crawl saturday to celebrate. had a lot of fun #been having fun with bg3 too!! i'm still on act 1 #my ear is blocked again 😔 it's €60 to get it drained ughhh i'll just suffer on #getting my first tattoo soon though 🥳#enough about me lol i need to make a personal sideblog one of these days #i'll def have a lot less time to be active with sims stuff if i'm starting uni so i'll be sure to make one ^^#ANYWAYS here's ms macmahon #/roxana #i swear to god i'm going to catch up with all the new kmik posts when i wake up tomorrow #if i don't assume me dead #ts4

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kidovna · 5 months

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i went to edinburgh today and had a pint of cider at cask and barrel (where the resurrectionist scenes in good omens s2 were filmed) i’ve been excited about this for months!!

#me walking into a regular scottish pub at 3 PM where a few middle aged men are watching sports and drinking beer: omg a tourist attraction #thoughts #that ask pissed me off so i’m sharing a little happy memory from today <3

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charmac · 6 months

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Sunny in The Sims 4

Paddy's Pub Exterior

Paddy's Interior

Mac and Dennis' Apartment (2nd floor, back)

Charlie's Apartment (2nd floor, front)

Dee's Apartment (3rd floor, back)

The Gang's all here...

#iasip #ts4 #paddys pub #only cc are the two paddys signs :)#also i have floor plans #if people are interested i might chuck them in the reblogs #OK I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS OVER A MONTH AGO #it was in my drafts.#bye oops #anyway #i did this a bit ago when i was extremely chronically unemployed

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moonwoodhollow · 1 month

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Just a woman on her bike

#ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #sim: Heather Roberson #Henford-on-Bagley #Chefs Table outtakes #sims 4 screenshots #i remembered i needed to finish the pub scene before i could do Heathers scene ahh #i still need to take screenies for one scene but then!!#in the mean time: Heather on a bike #also wrote down a lot of thoughts and back story for her :)#*mine

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quietbatperson · 7 months

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#orange cassidy #shitpost #my thoughts while being serious about the scrum earlier #send all complaints to the pub x

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haharuspex · 2 months

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phew, okay, pathologic oc time!!

“I don’t gather. I don’t sing. I don’t dance. That’s for others, but for me - it's to hunt, to pretend, to scavenge. Cattle is content, it knows its purpose, herbs don’t resist when I pluck them, but the rest... Oh, odonghs hate me. Herb brides, too. They tore off my tail once and I haven’t bothered them since."

"Hunter", a steppe creature, is rumored to have crawled out of rivers so deep that their bottom originates in Suok's guts. He (it, she, they, whatever, it doesn't care) took on a more or less humanoid appearance when it first met people, because he hunts best when it imitates its favorite prey. That’s why Hunter resembles herb brides in some ways - he loves to feed on them, because he secretly envies their talent to communicate with Earth. He "steals" this talent after consumption, but it doesn't stay for long.

He does not enter the Town just yet because he's lowkey afraid lmao, but engages in barter on the outskirts. He can exchange twyre of any rarity and the organs of odonghs/herb brides for lemons. He fucking loves lemons. He doesn’t even eat them, he collects them as a kind of treasure, and in his underground lair they somehow, magically ig, don’t rot - they just chill there like a hoard of citrus gold.

His true form is a long black half-snake, and his poison, at worst, can paralyze and kill, and at best (when processed properly) can become an anesthetic or a medicine to boost immune system.

his hair is snakes and twyre and certain daredevils are eager to use it as an ingredient for a homemade snake wine lol

#pathologic #мор утопия #pathologic oc #my oc #my art #how else do i tag it lmao #i've had this idea for a loooong while and finally sketched smth #basically a different version of my already existing oc but make it PATHOLOGIC #also the daredevil in question is andrey #ofc #he traded brown twyre with him but also Wondered how much else this creature can offer #might or might not sketch smth about it later #there was also an idea where hunter kinda... ends up working in andrey's pub #as a herb bride of sort but not really whatever #he attempts to eat clients at his first day anyway lmao #andrey shoves his jaws on a bucket lets the venom spill down and maybe keeps a couple of snakes from his head as a trophy #or for snake wine #whatever whatever whatever a lot of thoughts not enough time to record and sketch all of them

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thedreadvampy · 3 months

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there's this...thing...that happens to me a non zero amount lately where like I will say something along the lines of, "I think X would be a reasonable expectation, I would certainly never consider doing less than that for someone"

and someone will respond to me like "yes but you're a special case" and like. make a thing about how I'm Unusually Nice or Unusually Thoughtful and generally Unusual.

and idk that pisses me off a bit and I don't know how fair that is. to me it feels like an abdication of responsibility. to be like, 'well YOU would do the nice thing but that's because you're a Special Kind Of Person, nobody ELSE should be expected to do the nice thing'

yes they should!!!!! if we agree it's the decent thing to do to eg stop and take a breath and think about the other person's perspective!!!! I'm not a Special Super Nice Guy for thinking about what other people need or where they're coming from!!!!! I'm literally just a Guy and You Can Too!!!!!!

#red said #i recognise that sometimes the reason this happens. is less because someone's calling me a Super Nice Guy #and more because they're calling me OUT for the unreasonable high expectations i put on myself #but like i was at the pub the other night with someone and i mentioned sympathetically that i thought someone they were arguing with #was being a bit dick for not thinking about the situation a certain way. and they said 'yeah but you see stuff in ways other people can't'#and i was like ???? i don't think that's TRUE though and even if it was i don't WANT it to be????#and also this is the same person who has in the past got upset because i was Too Good A Partner to their partner #and it's like my guy. no offence but simply do better????

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hopeful-engineer · 1 month

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blood-teeth · 1 month

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on the real, im trying to throw myself back into the IF/writing space because it really was the singular thing that had helped me heal the first time around.

im playing with the idea of another IF, and really just taking my time with it and letting myself not be so pressured by forcing myself to update or churn out chapter a ton - that’s where a lot of my angst came from with FTMB and when TMITAWH was an IF

also! I’ve been absent from the space long enough that im not sure im reading everything from my friends or if there’s been some really good stuff coming out lately.

If you have any recs, I’d love to read them!

#idk idk just thoughts #I get a lot of anxiety about traditionally publishing TMITAWH because it’s such a #it’s such a book #publishing is hell and that’s even if I get an agent and even then the book still may not EVER be published #so like what do I do with the story then #do I come back to IF with it and just make it literally you click through the story because it’s not gonna change #or do I self pub #OR do I just throw it up somewhere online #I care about this story SO much it’s like a piece of me #so idk #but also coming back to creating IF is different too because I’m scared about immediate feedback like that and what if people don’t like it #yada yada yada #but it may be like a fun thing for me to get my mind off things #momma (me) (derogatory) cannot go back to therapy #anyway #let me know some recs please love you bunches ♥️♥️♥️#twine #IF #interactive fiction

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chiropteracupola · 2 months

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just a couple of creepy 18th-century innkeepers talking shop!

[featuring @borisyvain's lazarus mcclure and my own james webster]

#em draws stuff #oc time again hehe #haunted by your hand #the gambler: james webster #really I should start having an 'other people's characters' tag again as well...#so yes I have thought about these two being Brothers In Homosexual Haunted Murderhotel for long enough that a drawing happened #I do not know Where they are in this image (esp. as I have aged james up by some 30ish years so as to be able to Interact with mr mcclure)#(which is why she's looking a bit mellower than usual and also wearing teal... Character Development which as of regular hbyh has not #yet come to pass.....)#eh who knows maybe james went to ireland. she can have a little a go to ireland hang out with other horrible people as a treat #she deserves a little treat for making it to the 1780s-1790s (no one thought she was making it of the 1760s alive I am sure)#surprisingly this was a delightful refresher as I have been in a state of artblock/only interested in drawing things I can't work on in #public spaces lately! but this came together in barely two hours (admittedly after four days of staring at pictures of mr mcclure)#anyway if you read this far you should all go look at jory's blog his characters are SO cool and well-researched #james will someday be more well-researched than she currently is but that will be after I get around to reading 'the english pub 1500-1830'#which I found in the library and was so brave and strong and Did Not check out so as to actually maybe get schoolwork done

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coachbeards · 3 months

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this is still one of the funniest videos i've ever seen. i just love how this + season three's pressroom cemented that you should absolutely NOT give beard a microphone

#ted lasso #coach beard #beard going wildly off tangent is so real of him he's just like me #i love how beard is just a WILDLY opinionated person but about the WEIRDEST things. telling nate which british slang terms he approved of #telling nate that cate blanchett can't fit into famous kates bc it's a different spelling #he WILL ramble for two hours to the pub guys and write allllll his thoughts down in trent's book #which i don't think are critiques!!! i just think beard has a lot to say and we saw him do the same thing with his inverting the pyramid bo #beard feels a Lot and Says a lot

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magic-is-something-we-create · 5 months

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just wrote up the beta reader call for whispers. is this what doing coke feels like

#braindumps.txt #most likely will be posted next week #i had the realization earlier today that the more i think about like. tradpub right now. the less i want it #and if more than just the current 3 people whove read it like it and have little to critique... i mean self pub is very possible #idk man im having Thoughts

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rotteneldritchhorror · 6 months

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Abigail calling purposely using they/them to misgender trans women “the silencer on the gun that is he/him” and that’s such an apt metaphor

#abigail thorn #philosophy tube #transgender #trans #🪲#I’m watching a thought slime cringe corner thing with abi and Sophie and oh my god #banger lines- amazing rage rambling- amazing #also the entire ‘Ill wipe my hands off on my penis’ story turning out to be SOPHIE IN THAT EXACT PUB SAYING JEANS IS THE CRAZIEST PLOT TWIST #Rudy is an insane person

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steelycunt · 28 days

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finished in memoriam. it was good! quite engaging i read like 220 pages of it yesterday. felt a bit underdeveloped in places and the ending was a bit rushed so it didnt shatter me like i know it did other people but it was a debut to be fair..and it was exactly the sort of thing i was after hence why i got through it so quickly...would recommend! yay!

#read this like a drunk bloke is shouting this unsolicited book review at a crowd of disinterested pigeons outside a pub.#admittedly could tell that the author was a fanfiction writer but to be fair i knew that before i went in so i cant for sure say i wouldve #thought of that had i not known but. yeah. stuff about the war in particular was very interesting i dont think ive read about ww1 before #next up demon copperhead i think...or well. i know. becaues thats the only other book ive got #reading tag

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alwaysneedyforsir · 2 months

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i’m um. a very happy drunk hehehe

even gigglier than usual 🤭🤭

#me #my thoughts #i’m only tipsy rn but #omw to being drunk #i think?#omw to experience classic british pub hehe #‘cept i hateee beer #so gonna drink smth better than that #n coming from an actually nice bar 🤭#gin martinis ftw hehehe #gonna see how many drinks i can get in me before my brother cuts me off 🤭

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