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Ugh I'm annoyed at paleoblr again sorry I have to bitch.
"arks bad because its the first google search result when u look up a dinosaur"
Okay well first of all hows that the game itselfs fault?? Like. the devs have zero control over that thats all google. And second of all thats barely even true!! I went ahead and googled some dinosaurs and here are the top results for those, and by top results I mean what appears when you first look at it WITHOUT scrolling.
Tell me. Wheres the ark dino. Where is it. Where are they where are these ark dinos you bitch and moan about CONSTANTLY. I'm not saying this is the case for every single dino in ark theres like 100's of them so I'm not going to google them all and provide a post with like a mile of screenshots.
and if your talking about the wiki or something being the first to pop up. Where. I actually had to go to page two to find the ark wiki for some of them.
"Little kids are being influenced by ark!!"
And? They're little kids. They are no more influenced by ark then they are jurrassic park/world or dinosaur toys. I can't really talk on the nintendo switch dino discoveries game as I haven't actually played it, dino discoveries is the only informational part of ark, and I am not going to pretend I know anything about that.
But are you seriously telling me you're getting upset at children not having accurate dinosaurs? at children being influenced by a popular piece of dinosaur media?? Dude. Chill.
"but people are treating it as a scientific resource!!"
Literally who is doing that. Anyone who does that probably puts their left shoe on their right foot. I extremely active within the ark community, as in extremely, and I have been since the game came out. I have talked to hundreds, possibly even thousands, of different people about dinosaurs on ark now and NOBODY. not a SINGLE person has ever claimed they thought ark was scientific.
Honestly most of us are well aware the arks deeply inaccurate. Its actually mentioned in game several times, most people don't stop to read the notes but one glance at them and the person whos writing them (a paleontologist btw) mentions that all the dinosaurs are wrong and will talk about the sizes being off or other things like that.
"Well they can't just say its not meant to be accurate and call it fine"
Yeah they can actually. Again, most ark players are at least aware of the games many issues and inaccuracies, its something that is regularly discussed amongst the fanartists and lore buffs actually. The most common people who are misinformed by ark are literal children. Get off your fucking high horse.
Honestly most of the stuff I see people bitching about isn't even arks fault. A lot of it is people ripping the models from the game and using them elsewhere, such as when a (very bad) dinosaur documentary stole arks models and used them to spread misinformation. This was not the fault of ark or wildcard, its not their fault other people take their assets and use them in improper ways. I'm fairly certain that if they can they send cease and desist letters to these people anyways.
#This is VERY much targeted btw.#I'm pretty sure I have this specific person blocked tho but fucking christ does the paleo side of tumblr get obnoxious#btw this is coming someone who lives with a paleontologist and is best friends with them#I didn't go to school and I won't claim to know everything abt dinosaurs but its just so ugh.#Stop ruining peoples you aren't better then anyone for knowing that dinosaurs are birds#spook txt#ark se#ark survival evolved
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Round 2 poll 8: Kenzie Martin from Ward vs Ellie Sattler from Jurrassic park
Entry propaganda:
Kenzie Martin
She's a tinker (someone with technology-inventing superpowers), so that fits the science half. She's probably bi, though since she's 11 it feels weird to assign her labels, so...wlw. And she's a precious little kid who deserves to win because I love her so much. The "cameras" thing makes sense if you've read Ward.
Ellie Sattler
have you seen laura dern
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Making a new pinned post because the old one was from fucking September
My name is Ash
I'm nonbinary and use they/them and ze/zem pronouns (please use both sets of pronouns to refer to me, not just one)
I'm asexual omniromantic
I curse a whole fucking lot so if that bothers you, you probably won't really enjoy the shit I post
I like whump and sicfic and angst and shit.
I am very cringe sometimes but I am also freeeeee
Fandoms I'm currently REALLY in: Good omens, Hazbin hotel, Helluva boss
Fandoms/media that I like/might post about: TADC, The owl house, Jurrassic park, Wtnv
Dni if you support Israel, are racist, homophobic, a TERF, or any other kind of asshole because I literally can't list all the types of horrible people that are lurking
Please just be a nice person.
If you wanna be mutuals just ask I was following everybody who followed but then I ended up following a lot of blogs that I didn't even know existed.
No throwing hands about any vivsiepop controversies. I don't agree that she's the worst person in the world, but I don't worship her either. I haven't bought merch and I pirated hazbin, so go bother someone else please
Here are some demons as a present:
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Black: because I dont know which category this would fit in 😅
There were a lot of dinosaurs that died in the jurrassic world/park series. Do you think any of them turned into ghosts?
Idea: Danny is adopted by a ghost dinosaur (carnivorous)
🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖🥰🥰🥰 ily for this. 🦖
Shit, shit, shit, Danny thought to himself, doing his best to dodge the ghostly assasins, probably sent by Walker or the Observants. The assholes had blood blossoms of all things! Despite knowing this was a bad idea, he entered the first lair he saw.
They didn't follow him- either he'd lost them (doubtful), or something way more dangerous than him was in here. Maybe he could make a truce with whoever or whatever it was?
Doubtful, knowing his luck. Still, it was bad to enter a lair without consent. Far worse to wander around without it. "Hello?"
"Baby."
Danny spun around to find the source of the voice, and looked up. And up. And up into a mouthfull of teeth, each tooth longer than his hand.
He floated back to get a better look- it wasn't flashing its' aura agressively, so it was probably safe to chat. With a dinosaur. A dinosaur! "Uh. Hi?"
"Baby." It repeated, flashing its aura urgently.
"Oh! Uh. Are you looking for your baby? I can try to help." That was the logical conclusion, but animal ghosts were hard to understand at the best of times, even mamalian ones with tons of facial expressions like dogs, cats, and primates. A T-Rex?
Yeah, he was guessing here.
It bumped him with its' nose. "Baby." It repeated once more, aura this time considerably calmer.
"Ok! So where did you see your baby last?" He asked, and the massive animal lumbered off, looking back once to ensure he was following. "If Skulker caught it, we'll have some words, yeah?"
"Baby. Here. Safe?"
He blinked as they came to a stop, and darted around the large clearing, looking for any sign of a baby T-Rex. Nothing- wait! That cave was way too small for the adult to fit in. "I'll be right back, ok?"
It yawned and laid its' massive bulk on the ground at the entrance. Danny darted inside.
No baby. No eggs, no other dinos- nothing. Crap, he was definitely going to get eaten by a ghost dino. When he slipped out, one massive eye was watching him. "Um. Sorry buddy, I can't find your baby."
It stared at him, aura showing confusion, maybe amusement? "Baby here. Baby safe here. Baby stay."
He felt his brows wrinkle up. What was- wait. That was impossible, right? "Do you think I'm your baby?"
Its aura became pinker- happiness or pleasure. Huh. "Cool! Well, uh, I guess I can stick around for a few hours? If you don't mind? After that, I have to leave, though."
"Baby stay here." It said, and yawned. Danny winced- those blood-blossom-tipped arrows really did a number on him. He crawled a few feet into the cave and let himself return to human form; a few hours and he'd be good as new, ready to fight the assassins this time.
He woke to voices. "Are you sure?" Danny heard a voice hiss.
"Yes. Phantom came to this lair, I'm certain."
"Come out, come out, wherever you are!" The first voice called. "Hiding in an empty lair will do you no good."
He resumed his ghost form and winced. Like this, still recovering, he might have a second or two of his Ghostly Wail; his left arm l, where they shot him, wasn't responding and his right was still slow, so that meant he was entirely dependent on an ability he could barely control. Crap.
"I'm going to check out the- what was that?"
He heard it. Low, heavy rumbling- if he weren't in ghost form, he probably wouldn't have heard it at all. "Nothing, probably. What were you saying?"
"Baby."
"Wha- AAAARGH!"
A massive reptilian roar echoed into the cave, and to his shock, he realized the T-Rex was using a ghostly wail. "Not hurt baby!"
"Please, we-" the ghost was cut off with a wet crunch, and he stepped out of the cave cautiously.
"Baby! Baby safe!" The T-rex sounded happy, and-
"Danny. You do not have to make stuff up to escape my wrath or whatever," Sam said with a roll of her eyes.
"Yeah, dude, just say you got caught by Technus or something." Tucker offered, then wilted under Sam's raised eyebrow. "I mean- be honest?"
"But I am! I bought Mama Rex with me! Just turn around."
They exchanged looks of disbelief and turned, only to look up, and up, and up. "Mama Rex, these are my friends, Sam and Tucker!"
The T-Rex roared, and too late, he realized they couldn't read auras. "Wait! Wait, she's just saying hello! How are you running so fast?"
#inthememetime#danny phantom#dp x Jurassic world#or Jurassic Park#come ask me things#come ask me stuff#ask answered
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If the dinosaurs of Little Garden looked cool to the Straw Hats, just imagine how Anne, a girl who probably saw Jurrassic Park a dozen times, would react.
anne during LG:
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Wait-wait-wait, what DOES Lana think of Franziska though? Not just in Jurassic Park AU (which is incredible btw! I LOVE it), but in canon as well? Like! There is certain chance they have met, and had some opinions about each other, and I never thought about it before?? Would like to hear your thoughts, about both canon-ish possible interactions and Jurassic Park ones!
In the Jurrassic park au their relationship is VERY strained because they both think they know what's best for Miles and think the other is going to get him killed.
This is in part because Lana watched him fall apart over the Tiniest changes to his environment or schedule with Zero coping mechanisms at all. How he couldn't even go upstairs to get himself a cup of coffee. Franziska has done everything in her power to make sure his routine is never disturbed and he doesn't Need to go anywhere he's not comfortable. Lana firmly believes Franziska and her Father have turned him into one more caged animal, unable to survive on his own without them- and that's just not healthy. (Especially with the way Manfred seems to treat Miles)
Meanwhile Franziska distrusted Lana's attempts to get Miles out into the wider world but... But it was kind of nice to get to see him in the cafeteria and talking to new people. Right up until he wandered a little too far from the safety of containment.
Accidentally exited the workers only area into the park general. Was instantly swarmed by fans of 'the man who brought back dinosaurs'. His barely sprouting social skills couldn't handle it. He ran. Key card beeping him to safety. "Safety."
Right into the T-Rex's cage.
Franziska blames Lana's pushing Miles outside for his near death experience. Lana is horrified but "Why the hell did he have access to the cages anyway?!" Miles was honestly more traumatized by the swarm of people than Rexie who was CONVINCED Daddy Miles had a treat for her in his pocket. He keeps clicking his pen he MUST have a treat!
Canon Lana and Franziska probably have Very little interaction. But if you subscribe to Digital's Lana (as you should) I think Franziska would be Deeply threatened by this woman who thinks she's a better big sister than she is. Get away from him!!!
Lana sees another terrified little girl with no manners that needs a support system Desperately. Miles wants to be that but he's barely staying above water himself. And he's not Wright. Taking care of other's doesn't grant him infinite strength. It's exhausting.
But Lana makes them dinner and Miles isn't acting like a grumbling teen that forgot how to say 'please'. He's on his best behavior and dragging Franziska up with him and when she falls asleep on the couch and Miles asks what he should do Lana feels a flash of love. She's just a little girl with a brother who doesn't know how to love her anymore than she knows how to love him.
Depending on Franziska's relationship with her older sister I think Lana either Rapidly becomes her favorite detective - prosecutor to be- or slowly becomes one because she keeps waiting to be abandoned. Just like sister ditched them the second she could. Like Miles did. Like everyone does.
But if she's perfect than maybe. Maybe they'll know she's to valuable to leave behind. Or maybe when she's perfect it won't matter that its lonely at the top. Because then she'll be Perfect.
#jurassic park au#lana skye#miles edgeworth#franziska von karma#sorry this took like a week i'm bad at responding...
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Dumbest-Ass Crossover Idea That Someone's Gotta Do So It Might As Well Be Me, Someday, Maybe:
So, given the recent resurgence of popularity of old franchises due to new material, and the nature of this particular fandom (Trigun) on Ao3 that I've noticed with lots of AU fics - haven't read them all, just seen the summaries (I've seen modern, coffee-shop, flower-shop, tattoo-parlor, Wolfwood moves to the Appliachians and Vash is a mysterious creature, one I started reading that was an AU sci-fi that was vaguely Jurrassic Park-ish featuring Wolfwood the game warden, some fusion with Game of Thrones that I started to read even though I've never read or watched GoT but went WTF at and something, something, unlucky twin-births and dragons...and anyway...)
Why haven't I seen a Hunger Games fusion yet?
Seriously, I'm pretty sure Hunger Games has gotten up into everything by now. I used to see crossovers of it everywhere in multiple fandoms. In fact, I have a giant multi-story series I was doing for a while on both fanfiction dot net and Ao3 where I fusioned it with Super Smash Bros. - which kind of makes sense because SSB is a fighting game, but I really did relish taking the innocent goofiness of Nintendo and making it high stakes where characters actually died gruesomely and had high drama because I am just sick and twisted that way!
Anyway, my brain's chewing on Did You Get Trigun in my Hunger Games? Did you get Hunger Games in my Trigun?
Okay, so the biggest hurdle to this kind of thing is - I'd want a young Vash as the main character / arena-victor in the story. How's he gonna get out of it without killing? How's he gonna get out of it without killing and his whole thing of trying to save everyone? Probably will go like canon-Trigun, wherein he tries and fails...
I don't want this to take place on Gunsmoke / Noman's Land because I kind of want the setup and lore of the Districts, so it would be an alternate universe in which SEEDS never left Earth and everything takes place in Panem.
Because I don't want this to be "just insert character names here," I definitely would want Plants to exist. The Plants were created and different manufacture-types exist in different Districts, as well as backups and relays to support the various District industries and infrastructure.
Vash and Knives were born to an energy-Plant operating in District 10, the Livestock / Meat District. Their names make perfect sense in this district, Vash being named for "cow" and Knives being for tools important to the District, respectively. (Yes, the entirety of this fusion idea comes from their dang NAMES)!
Rem discovered and adopted them. She's the last survivor of a band of Covey that was separated from one of the main bands when the Districts were unified, her family having been round up in District 10 (distant relations in 12). She still sings her grandmother's old songs. Her full name is Remembrance Red Saverem, going by the tradition of having a color in the name. I'm not sure what ballad her first name would cite, but I could always bullshit a new Panem-specific one.
Rem gets hung after being caught on subversive activities while Vash is in the games. Knives has to deliver the bad news when he gets home on the train. Knives goes full in on some of the rebellion-plans that Mom was involved in, but gets a little more mass-murder happy about it.
Tesla is a Plant-child born in District 3.
That is all I know. Feel free to brainstorm (Especially since this thing will probably never happen, I'm just spitballing ideas).
#trigun#trigun maximum#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#millions knives#young vash#young nai#rem saverem#the hunger games#panem#the districts#district 10#district 10 (the hunger games)#stupid crossover ideas#fanfiction crossovers I haven't seen yet and am surprised#new trigun fandom you are disappoint#it's like I have to do all the weird ideas myself#except that Jurassic Park one#I ought to go back to reading that it was pretty interesting
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recently rewatched jurrassic park and jurrassic world bc i honestly very much like the franchise and some thoughts:
i think jurrassic world generally kinda slays. really kept the conversation of the initial one going, not only in the science terms but how claire parallels alan.
i. fucking. love. claire. cinemasins and company loved to shit on her high heel run from the trex. me? i stan. absolute fucking legend. absolute fucking moment in history.
roberta? number one girl to ever be on the big screen. everything she did for feminism. my absolute goddess. she is soooo cuntyyyyyyyyy
no but fr i find it very funny to watch those movies thinking that all the dinossaurs (except maybe i think the trex in jurrassic world is in canon roberta's son? not 100% sure i havent seen the sequels in forever) and technically... all their scenes pass the bechadel test <333 my little freak lab girlie talking to her little new raptor bffs?? yes. little blue and roberta teaming up to slay the freak lab girlie dyno??? passed the fucking bechadel test. my gracious baby sea monster coming in x fucking machina style to finish it off??? feminism was never the fucking same.
seeing roberta's fucking growth in cinema history <333 from major fucking villain to hero of the day.......... my absolute slay fucking queen. i am her n1 fan. if the world has 1000 roberta fans i am one of the etc.
i love the character of hammond. its very clear why we dont get characters like him anymore but honestly? he was fun. excentric gradpa decides to use his infinite fortune to birth life to dinossaurs and spear no expense etc. its interesting. he likeable to watch still like yea man dude got a childhood dream and was like why the fuck not. but at the same time like. dude. many why the fuck nots. he is fucking batshit for messing up with the balance of life etc like its such a interesting proposition coming from a guy u kinda really wanna like but u are caught like. what a nasty piece of shit why the fuck would u think this would work bitch.
there is probably people who say this much better than i can but the sub arcs or claire and alan going from disliking or struggling with kids to being ready to accept them in their lives (which sequels fucked up in alan's story but lets overlook that) something something something life finds a way. idk like this story of rich people bending the world over to breath life into something unnatural vs a protagonist getting ready to breath life themselves through children. i think it slays. the presence of kids very much assists the movie in selling you in the childlike wonder of what it is to see a fUCKING DINOSSAUR but also. of what it means to be responsible for another life. to make sure its safe and ok. idk man its such a good choice for the protagonists arc to involve that i love it.
that's it. thanks for coming to my ted talk. i love those movies.
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i just get so emotional about dinosaur interpretations that paint them as having been actual real-life animals, with actual animal features and behaviours and squishy fleshy bits and fuzzy bits and and- 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭
#like yeAH!!!#that's what i'm talking about! no more of these big jurrassic park lizard monsters#give me dinosaurs as animals that play and hunt and gather and flock and socialize and ambush and have complex rituals and-#it kills me that we'll never know for sure but just look around at modern real life animals and imagine#anyway. if i hadn't failed high school science i would have wanted to do something involving dinosaurs probably#ruby rambles
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how is my bed so fucking comfy. how it do that
#its the 12 pillows 3 blankets and comforter probably but u know#its just soft. and warm. and HOLD UP TWILIGHT JUST CAME ON TV AFTER JURRASSIC PARK?#ok im gonna watch that nkw
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Joe Mazzello was in all my favorite movies I liked to cry to in the 90’s. Bohemian Rhapsody reminded me of that. I said, “aw shit, not this kid I’m gonna cry.” and I did.
#the cure#star kid#simon birch#RADIO FLYER!!!#bohemian rhapsody#joe mazzello#i probably cried during jurrassic park too out of pure terror#I was 3 when that came out lol
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Chapter 3 and a short interlude up and about. Posting chapter 4, 5 and 6 this week! Peace!
#the honestly most cursed ship you'll probably ever read#i'm not only protecting rarepairs from extinction#i'm pulling a jurrassic park and adding new ones to the wild#Worm#Parahumans#Taylor Hebert#Brad Meadows#It kills me that Hookwolfs last name is Meadows#like what the hell#hilarious
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I think this is just what my blog is now. Model streams have taken over. Sorry, not sorry. Favourite moments of Joe and Cleo paper model streams part 5! (Featuring a heavily sleep deprived Joe)
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Cleo (talking to her cat): Ok. You have had attention. Are you— are you going to go? *pausing* This is the sort of thing I ask Joe. Umm… *laughing*
Joe: Constantly!
Cleo: *laughing* You’ve had your attention, can you go now?
Joe: Can you just not be here. *both laughing*
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Cleo: Yeah, I have to start gluing things to other things. Badly. And, uh, realizing where I’ve messed up. Which is EVERYWHERE!
Joe: Uh oh.
Cleo (totally not fine): Its fine. It’s fine. I’m fin— how are you Joe?
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Joe: It makes about as much sense as anything else I do? So…
Cleo: I mean yeah. I mean, I wasn’t gonna say it cause I’m not rude. But, you know.
*both laughing*
Joe: Now you’re just lying to me!
Cleo: *laughing* WOW!! Joe!! My heart is just hurting! Now.
Joe: Mhm.
Cleo: You can tell can’t you, I’m deeply— intensely wounded by that statement that you just made.
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Joe: I was gonna say, we’re gonna have to call whatever the British version of an ambulance is.
Cleo: Um, I think— and I could be wrong here, the British equivalent of an ambulance is…an ambulance.
Joe: oh, ok that’s really good to know. Cause like, not that I’m planning on getting injured while I’m over there, but like—
Cleo: I mean, if you carry on talking that way you might.
Joe: I mean if I meet you, then there’s a chance that somethings gonna get shoved in my eye or something.
Cleo: Somethings gonna get taken off.
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Joe: I mean, they say it’s the shotty carpenter that blames his poor tools, but I mean look at this.
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Cleo (about her bisexual tags on twitch): Hold on, hold on, I need to explain what “visibility” means to bisexuals. Bisexuals are often— um, hidden in the community. They are often, um, not treated as either part of the gay community and the straight community doesn’t really appreciate them either. So, having visibility for bisexuals is very important. As it is for any other place. Also having those tags on your stream show that you are a safe place for those people to go. So, you know, actually labeling those things is important because it shows people that they are not alone. And not being alone? Really important. (To Joe) Sorry, am getting frustrated.
Joe: As somebody who’s been alone for the last year and a half with this stupid isolation, uh, yeah.
Cleo: Yeah! Being alone and not feeling alone is really important.
Joe: If you need to be explained at this point in the pandemic why feeling alone is not good, like I don’t know what to say.
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Cleo (reading chat): What’s my favourite minecraft mob? Do people have favourite minecraft mobs?
Joe (very tired): Just say whichever mod’s here. Who’s got a sword *scrolling through Cleo’s chat* umm… yeah it’s AnnaBomBanana. Is everyone’s favourite minecraft mod.
Cleo: …moB.
Joe: …MOB! OH!
Cleo: *continuous laughing*
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Joe: This is gonna go off of the rails further and further. There’s no— there’s no rails anymore! It’s just, somebody has scrawled “here there be dragons” on the ground.
Cleo: I mean, isn’t that pretty much how you live your life anyway?
Joe (high pitched squealing): It kind of is. *laughing continues*
Cleo: You know. Here there be dragons— Sometimes it’s not dragons. Sometimes you might be lucky.
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Joe: So, like, one thing you can do is after this project you can build tiny dollhouses. And create like a bedroom for each of your tools. And so the knife can just be in the knife room. In the dollhouse. And it can have a knife day.
SILENCE
Cleo: Umm…I’m gonna pretend like what you said made sense.
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Cleo: I could have said something really nasty then, but I’m not going to. See? I’m growing as a person Joe.
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Joe: You know what? Hold on, we’re gonna— we’re gonna— at the point where NJ is concerned about my caffeine intake, I’m gonna go get a red bull and I’m gonna take my headphones off before anybody can tell me otherwise, byeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Be right back!!!! *leaves*
Cleo (calling after him): Well done Joe! I believe in you! *narrating* She did not in fact believe in Joe, and was very concerned.
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Cleo: I know when there’s a bad idea. It’s when Joe has made it. Joe has suggested it, that’s— that’s when you know it’s bad.
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Joe: I know that there are ways to have computers automatically send invites, but that’s a good way, like, I know there’s a saying like, to error is human, but to screw up like a hundred thousand things all at once—
Cleo: That’s the Joe Hills Difference.
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Cleo: Ugh, I feel like poop today.
Joe (genuine): I’m sorry.
Cleo (tiredly): No, that’s ok…(groggy) I’ll torment you…later…it’ll make me feel better…
Joe (equally as tired): Yay!
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Joe (about Cleo and Xisuma): But Cleo, you’re the responsible adult in this scenario, so yeah you probably should have some answers.
Cleo: X is almost as old as I am.
SILENCE
Joe: …it’s a maturity gap?
Cleo: *laughing* Is that why I’m here with you?
Joe: …no.
Cleo: *laughing*
Joe: I say very confidently.
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Joe (teacher voice): Quantum mechanics is a fundamental theory in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at the scale of atoms and subatomic particles—
Cleo: *flipping him off*
Joe (blissfully unaware): Now classical physics! The collection of theories that existed before the advent of quantum mechanics—
Cleo: *trying to ignore him*
Joe (carrying on): Quantum mechanics differs from classical physics in that energy, momentum, angular momentum, and other quantities of a bound system are restricted to discreet values—
Cleo: *fingers drumming impatiently*
Joe (still going): Now! Quantum mechanics arose gradually from theories to explain observations which could not be reconciled with classical physics—
Cleo: *physically going through all 5 stages of grief*
Joe: (insert continuously long string of rambling science here)
Cleo: *mutes Joe*
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Cleo (responding to her partner in chat): You have the movie poster for Dora the Explorer? Cam, I’m suddenly questioning our relationship now.
Joe: Uh oh.
Cleo: *laughing*
Joe: Yeah, I knew I was gonna get blamed for that eventually.
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Cleo (frustrated): I’m gonna kill someone. And since the person who made and designed this castle isn’t here…(trailing off) Hi Joe.
Joe (accepted his fate): Hello.
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Joe: Have you ever officiated a wedding?
Cleo: No I haven’t. Why, do you want me to?
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Joe: Oh! Oh! I found my cross stitch the other day!
Cleo: Oh cool!
Joe: *rummaging in the background* Yeah, so, I don’t know if you’ve seen this before—
Cleo (excitedly): ShowMeShowMeShowMeShowMe!!!
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Joe (reading chat): Am I excited for Minecraft Live? Umm…
SILENCE
Joe: You know, so much of life is minecraft, but you know, maybe this is just a step too far. You know? Um, I think Mojang asked if they could and never stopped to ask if they should. Um, you know, I think their decision in particular to clone dinosaurs at the event as part of their Jurrassic Park, uh, map thing that they put out— which, also, it’s not even like the Jurrassic Park movies are really for kids, but here’s— here’s Minecraft with Jurrassic Park in it, and also we’re gonna clone a bunch of dinosaurs for this livestream, it’s like *groaning*. I dunno. I’m dubious. I think it’s gonna backfire. Ya know, there’s like 4 cautionary films about why you don’t clone dinosaurs. And they’re just jumping in feet first. So…but, you know, I’d like to be wrong about this. Maybe it’ll go great.
Cleo: …are you having a moment Joe?
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Cleo (reading chat): “when the arts and crafts streams become Cleo with a scream mask” I am not X. I am not X, I promise you I’m not X. I just don’t have a face.
Joe: Heh
Cleo: And if I was— hang on I’ll be back in a second.
Joe: …wait, did you just realize that you do have a scream mask?
Cleo: No, I have a better mask. *leaves*
SILENCE
Joe: *watching Cleo’s stream intensely*
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Cleo: Are we seriously doing guillotine jokes right now? I’m not saying I disapprove, but
Joe: yeah, we say “Giatine”
Cleo: That’s ok, you can be wrong.
Joe: …It’s a french word.
Cleo: And? You’re allowed to be wrong.
Joe: …*deep sigh*
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Joe: It’s funny too. Because people will tell me that I don’t seem like a very— like, mostly my coworkers. Like, would tell me that I didn’t seem like a particularly emotional person.
Cleo: *bursts out laughing*
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Joe: Yeah, I feel like I didn’t make a lot of…visible progress today…but…it’s fine…
Cleo: I made progress for both of us Joe.
Joe (tiredly): Thank you Cleo… (resting head against the ring light)
SILENCE
Cleo (tenderly): …You’re welcome.
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ALL of my sisters ended up going through a jurassic park phase. me included. and my mother knows that movie line by line, forward and backwards, could probably recite it in her sleep with how many times we made her watch it when we were kids. (i still stand by the statement that it IS the greatest movie of all time. them just the facts.)
anyways imagine joel dealing with the exact same thing after joel and ellie gets to jackson and have their movie nights. joel shows ellie jurrassic park for the first time and that’s all she wants to watch. she’s quoting it all the time during their patrols. joel almost regrets showing her it. but the way ellie smiles whenever he makes a reference to it makes it pretty damn worth all the times he has to rewatch it with her.
#eri's posts#the last of us#ellie williams#joel miller#tlou#SORRY I'M THINKING ABOUT ONE FATHER-DAUGHTER DUO#ELLIE WOULD LOVE JP I JUST KNOW IT
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VT: NATSU IF YOU HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT JURRASSIC PARK YOU SHOULD YELL ABOUT THEM! YELL DIRECTLY IN MY FACE AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE!
Natsu: OKAY UH I LIKED JURRASSIC PARK HAVE YOU SEEN IT!
VT: NO! FUCK JURRASSIC PARK! THAT SHIT IS FOR NERDS!
Natsu: is this...is this what friendship is
Arashi: idk probably
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its been a while since I read the journal but shifty probably wasn't very enriched, huh? they just like. put a baby in a cage with nothing to do but turn into a coffee cup, huh? treating him like a dinosaur in jurrassic park over here. except worse. they didn't even TRY to mimic his environment. no wonder he was pissed off
#yet another installment of ''this wouldn't have happened if you knew how to act''#gravity falls#gf shifty#text post#give him a ball to bounce against the wall at the very least#a couple of succulents#a picture of a tree even#just make an effort
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