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ifearloveisviolence · 1 month
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I'm a sucker for 'Nedzu adopts Izuku' fics so I wrote one!
Nedzu is so hard to write please tell me how I did (〃´∀`)
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evilminji · 4 months
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Back at it again with the BNHA crossover Ponderings!
Nedzu is LITERALLY one of THE smartest beings on the planet, right? Like... he's probably on some internationally recognized list of Top Planetary IQs? Which is why Japan let's him get away with so much?
Cause they REALLY fucked him over, he has the power to leave, and that would be really, REALLY bad Brain Drain wise/politically for the Japanese Government? (Also pls don't become a Supervillian we literally can not afford that, Mr. Nedzu Sir? Etc etc)
You think he has... like? Chats? With the OTHER top intellects? Some kid in Siberia with the New Super Intelligence Quirk his parents can't begin to even handle, gets put in history's WEIRDEST group chat? I like to think so.
But the REASON I ask this?
What hero do you call? For Weird Shit in international waters?
Suspicious, floating, weirdly two dimensional and HIGHLY radioactive... corrosive... green goop? Rings? Orbs? CAN it be an orb if it's two dimensional? It certainly LOOKS like there is depth to it... somehow...
A THING. In the sky.
Shouldn't be there, man. This is a shipping lane. It's scaring the people on passing ships. No one knows what Quirk could have made this. Might be a trafficking victim's call for help. Might be a first Quirk Use mishap. They need to know what it IS and how to get rid of it.
They go the normal routes first. Doesn't work. Okay, call in some professionals. Kinda pricey, but no big. Right? Doesn't work. Okaaaay, call in a SPECIALIST. REAL pricey, but this thing is holding up international trade, making people in fancy ass suit all Nervous(TM).
Doesn't Work.
Specialist tells um to not to bother with calling anyone else on their normal list. Is looking at the green goo like it spat on his mother and called his dog a whore. They would prefer he NOT make that facial expression. That is a facial expression that will get them yelled at by their bosses. Fuck(TM).
Now Politics(TM) are involved. People want to STUDY the green goo. Harness it for dubious and unknown green goo experiments. Poke it with their Quirk to see what'll happen. There's fuckin REPORTER with no concept of self-preservation, trying to get CLOSER to the RADIOACTIVE POISON GOO.
Fuckin Heros have shown up.
Why are you bastards even HERE. What? Are you peacocks gonna PUNCH it? Get off their rig! Stop posing in front of the GOO!
Then? Oh thank GOD. The SMART people show up. Certified, highest grade, triple refined, PREMIUM Nerds(TM). The WAY above our pay grade folks. We're SAVED! Can we PLEASE go home now? We are just ocean cleaners! Our job is debris! Not weird GOO!
Enter, stage Super Cool Helicopters? The Elite Nerds of Earth. Of which Nedzu is one. Since Japan is closest. And it's a school weekend! He had some time.
And?
Ha ha... Thanks, he hates it! Nedzu's stoat brain is SCREAMING and he wants NOTHING to do with...? What he is somehow CERTAIN is a floating pit of Death! Interesting effect. Anyone getting that or just him?
Then? Some hot head on loan to Korea from the states? Spots something. SomeONE. And does he TELL the newly arrived professionals? So they may do a risk assessment? Figure out a way to rescue this individual SAFELY? Of course not!
Said hot head has supposedly indescribable chains! So he just flings them rights on in! Grabbing the boy from the center of the portal, pulling him free, and in the process? Immediately destabilizing it. Causing it to collapse down towards everyone bellow.
He also then proceeds to DROP the young lad, in his alarm at this entirely predictable outcome.
Right. Into. The Ocean.
A boy, who is dressed in filthy medical scrubs, haunting familiar in a way nothing should EVER be again, and entirely unconscious. Plunge down into the briny deeps and bitter cold. Alone. Abandoned. Death, thick and viscous, losing form and raining down like bile.
Everyone saving themselves.
Ah, he rather liked this suit.
The salt water ruins it. The droplets of Green, burn like molten glass each time they touch him. He will likely have at least a few new scars, after today. Assuming this is not the end of him. But he swims fast. The boy sinking slower then his size would suggest he should. He grabs hold and arcs, dragging them both from beneath the fallout of yet another humans hubris.
He does not stop swimming. Not until he knows he is near the helicopter. He is thankful, that he dragged Aizawa along. The man takes one look at his serious expression, the state of his rescued young friend, and merely hauls them both out of the water and into the machine.
Time to go.
They saw nothing, it seems. And there is nothing to be found.
The boy does not wake. Not for quite a while. Long enough, that Nedzu, perhaps unwisely, has grown attached. Is considering adoption. If only too terrorize a few goverment bodies. And... well... the boy will need some who UNDERSTANDS. And the scars paint a very specific sort of tale. But first, the most important question, when beginning these things...
"Tea? Or would you prefer coffee?"
@the-witchhunter @mutable-manifestation @hypewinter @hdgnj
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keepingupwithkarasuno · 3 months
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Requested by: anon
Dude this is the fastest I’ve ever completed a req like I busted out laughing the second I read it so I hope you enjoy it 😭
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I didn’t know how to end it I’m so sorry it’s a lame ending 😭😭
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nightshadow1607 · 1 year
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Aizawa: Let me see what you have
Vigilante Izuku: A KNIFE! :D
Aizawa: NO!
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Kurogiri: If you kill a killer, the number of killers will stay the same
Himiko: Kill two
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Hizashi, shining a flashlight under the bed: Shouta, are you ready to come out yet and interact with people?
Aizawa: *angry hissing noises*
Hizashi: Understandable, have a nice day
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All for One: I’m here to kill you
Izuku: Hold on, let me ask All Might
All for One: That’s not how it works!
Izuku: He said no, and he’s coming over
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Kaminari: *sneezes*
Nedzu, from the vents: Bless you!
Kaminari: God?
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Vigilante Izuku: It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!
Vigilante Shinsou: We’re literally being chased by the Eraserhead right now! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!
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Shigaraki: I invited both of you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Vigilantes Izuku and Shinsou, nodding: Knife Monopoly
Shigaraki:
Shigaraki: I was actually going to hunt both of you for sport but now I’m in interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is
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Aizawa: This is our son, Hitoshi
Hizashi: Yes, I’m aware
Aizawa: This is my other son you never met, Izuku
Hizashi:
Aizawa: And this is my lovely unicorn daugther, Eri
Hizashi: You can’t just adopt kids like stray cats!
Aizawa: Watch. Me.
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Aizawa: Hizashi and I are having a baby
Shinsou: That’s gre-
Aizawa: *slams down adoption papers* It’s you. Sign here
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Aizawa: I hope you three have an explanation for this
Todoroki: Actually...
Izuku: We have three!
Bakugou: Pick your favorite
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Sero, setting down a card: Ace of Spades!
Kirishima, pulling out an Uno card: +4!
Kaminari, pullling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you!
Bakugou, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Uraraka: I think we are missing something
Izuku: Teamwork?
Iida: Cohesion?
Todoroki: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Izuku: *Gently taps table*
Bakugou: *Taps back*
Uraraka: What are they doing?
Tsu and Tokoyami: Morse code
Izuku: * Agressively taps table*
Bakugou: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK--
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Izuku to Shinsou after he moved to class 1-A: I made you a friendship bracelet
Shinsou: I’m not really a jewellery person
Izuku: Oh, it’s okay. You don’t have to wear it if you don’t wan--
Shinsou: No, I’m wearing it forever. Back off
incorrect quotes because why not (part 7)
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epickiya722 · 1 year
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Actually, now that I'm thinking about it. Yuuei may be the one school that gives their kids just a tad bit more free will.
Already talked about it in another post, but the dorm rooms are individually unique. Some even were decorated that would make you think "that cannot be allowed" like Koda having a pet or Aoyama's abundance of mirrors.
Then there's the uniform bit.
Some of the students don't wear the standard shoes like Midoriya and Todoroki. Some don't wear the ties or jackets. Some wear accessories and makeup and I don't think having dyed hair is even a concern given in-universe, it's very common for people to have outlandish hair colors and styles due to quirks.
Compare Yuuei to other schools and you'll see some differences.
Shiketsu students wear their hats with their hero costumes and Ketsubutsu students' looked very uniformed when they first appeared. Same shirt worn the same way and I don't recall anyone wearing their bottoms different from their peers. Even the anime-only schools had everyone dressed the same way. The Seijin (ninja) and Seiai (all girls) schools.
Visually, it supposed to help differentiate the schools for the Provisional License Exam arc, but let's think deeper than that.
Who is the principal of Yuuei? Nezu.
Why does that matter? His backstory! He was experimented on, caged. I doubt he would want anyone to feel that way, so while he does have rules, as long as the students follow those rules they are free to express themselves.
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muzwoom · 1 year
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Okay so ive always thought afo was a fun character especially with the crackfics and the “afo is gen z” talk bc just the moment you bring crack near a rlly canonically scary character its like drugs to me i just have to have it
And weve seen several aus thatre like “this character is a clone of afo” or “this chara is the son of a clone of afo” (mostly midoriya or dfo related of course)
And i got thinking like. I wanna make smth like that just for me. Afo clone who was made as a second option if shigaraki didnt work out, but he became too sentient and he ran away off to ua bc its harder to catch him there and now hes under nedzus care
Whenever hes around midoriya one for all just fucking proceeds to swarm out angry vibes and noone know why the fuck thats happening (yoichi thinks thats his brother who is just fucking around)
So here he is! Unhinged fuken.. boy. Maybe ill call him hisashi. It wouldnt entirely make sense for afo to give his clone his civilian cover name but i cant think of anything better rn JSNNSS
Bonus: the time some of afos lackeys tried to get him at ua
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ael-draw · 9 months
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That's how I see Nezu with every shitstorm Yuei take in each seasons :')
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(pls do not repost this on other platforms ;;)
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nezuiscool · 1 year
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Every Vigilante!Deku or similar fics to date be like
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legitimatesatanspawn · 9 months
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The fact that this is Nedzu's established lying face might never stop being utterly hilarious.
( ' _ ' )
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rarepears · 2 months
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Someone get Nedzu (BNHA) into the Jedi Order stat to make sure all the Jedi Padawan are better trained and treated by their teachers.
Yes I just wanna see a rat-man-whatever-animal-Nedzu-is going toe to toe against a Sith.
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present-head · 5 months
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Everyone knows that Hizashi has to feed his husband. Shouta CAN cook but finds it too much effort, so he prefers the jelly meal replacements. I HC that (similar to Nedzu) Hizashi has a need to make sure that the people he loves get fed because growing up, he had food issues. Muzzled as a kid in foster care, he didn't have easy access to food, and therefore food became a form of love affirmation. It's why he gives Izuku and Hitoshi snacks whenever he sees them in the halls.
What most don't know is that what Hizashi is with food Shouta is with sleep. His husband works three full jobs, volunteers, and has a slue of commissioned design work he does under a pseudonym. The man is busy with a capital B. Often, Shouta has to force the blond to sleep. Which he does with love, because sleep is a form of trust and safety. This is also why Shouta will not wake up a student that falls asleep in his class. He was once a scared foster kid that could only sleep where he felt safe. It's also a bad kept secret that Shouta will stay up to lul students back to sleep after nightmares.
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embracetheshipping · 6 months
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diospore · 3 days
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bro... what if nezu got hit by a de-aging quirk and got turned into a lil pinkie...
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keepingupwithkarasuno · 3 months
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Requested by: bestie anon
Omg hey sorry it took me a ungodly amount of time to get to this (o still have the og ask in my inbox I’m very sorry 😭😭) I’m idk if I did a good job with this one I feel like I made it too long and it kinda lost its charm and wasn’t really sticking to the original plot /: very sorry I hope you still enjoy it ):
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Um if I did a bad job I’m very sorry and if you hate it i can try to redo it ):
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Nezu: Do you feel like you have everything necessary to preform your job?
Aizawa: I don’t have happiness.
Nezu: Well, that’s not a workplace requirement.
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nightshadow1607 · 1 year
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Aizawa: I recognize that the HPSC has given an order, but given that it’s a stupid-ass order, I’ve elected to ignore it
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Hizashi: Can you teach me how to hoe?
Nemuri: Rude
Nemuri: *sips wine*
Nemuri: But yes
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Thirteen: What are you doing?
Snipe: Helping Majima find look for his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
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Young Hizashi: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different products
Young Hizashi: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Young Hizashi: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good
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Aizawa: *wakes up after a power nap*
Aizawa: Did I die? Is this heaven?
*knocking*
Nemuri: Open up!
Hizashi: It’s us, Zashi and Nem!
Aizawa: Oh. It’s hell
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Hawks: My demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run
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Nedzu: I made tea
Aizawa: I don’t want tea
Nedzu: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea
Aizawa: Then why are you telling me?
Nedzu: It is a conversation starter
Aizawa: That’s a lousy conversation starter
Nedzu: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate *sips tea*
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Hawks: When you’ve work in the Hero Business as long as I have, you develop thick skin
Best Jeanist: *walks passed by Hawks* Yellow is not your color
Hawks: YELLOW BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!
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Interviewer: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Hawks: Not if they consent to it
Mirko: Depends who you’re stabbing
HPSC PR Manager: YES?!
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Recovery Girl: God give me patience
Yagi: I think you mean “give me strength”
Recovery Girl: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead
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Endeavor: I have no fears
Best Jeanist: What if you woke up one day, and All Might became Number One again?
Endeavor:
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Ectoplasm: That’s it. It’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you
Snipe, examinating his gun: Earth isn’t a planet
Ectoplasm, exploding: How the FUCK is EARTH NOT A PLANET--
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Thirteen: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Majima: Not me
Vlad King: *sighing* It’s Aizawa’s turn
Aizawa: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die
Hizashi: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational
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Hizashi: *screams* 
Endeavor: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Yagi: Should we do something?
Aizawa: No, I want to see who wins this
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Nedzu: I am, as the kids say, awake
Nemuri: Don’t you mean woke?
Nedzu: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect
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Aizawa, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back one day with a box of nine kittens
Hizashi:
Hizashi: What’s in the box?
Aizawa:
Hizashi: Shouta, what’s in the box?
Aizawa: I think you know
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Miruko: So you can fly, right?
Hawks, confused: Yes?
Miruko: Which means hypothetically you could backflip off the HPSC building
Hawks, eyes lighting up: I could!
Edgeshot, muttering: Not my circus, not my monkeys *leaves the room*
incorrect quotes because why not? (pro heroes edition)
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