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middle-earth dashboard simulator
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pippin was 29 years old???
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he should've been at the green dragon
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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo
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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas
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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb
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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE
I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:
Keep reading
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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back
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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins
I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? ๐ I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.
4.5/5 stars
#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review
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who up mirking they wood
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๐ manofsirith Follow
wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao ๐
am I missing something????
#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to
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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!
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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other
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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep
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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.
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by eru this can't be happening
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good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder
#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess
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honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh
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date posted: june 23, 2010
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ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though
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okay now they're just making lawyers up
#also didn't mvk die or something?
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why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder
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so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit
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are you gonna address the copaganda thing or
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he's so. ๐ณ
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why is he defending
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OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???
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i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all
๐ฅ liberdeez Follow
op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.
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hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!
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net 0 information post
#thanks again lawblr
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btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life
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December 28, 2016
YES!!!
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guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do
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you gotta let him rob you that's the law
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look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name
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bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late
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guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited
#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore
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i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs
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the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)
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YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.
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why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy
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seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree
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what do you mean evidence fraud
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fuck you *unguilties your love*
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perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me
#ace attorney#ace attorney spoilers#dashboard simulator#dash simulator#dashboard sim#dash sim#unreality#fake dashboard#fake dash#post simulator#long post#average day on lawblr i think#'op what is the timeframe for this' not applicable people reblog 10 year old posts on here all the time /lh#but sometime after turnabout serenade.#'isn't one of these urls a real blog' yeah she wanted to be included /lh
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valley posting hours
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its always "uve been here for 13 straight hours" and "dont u have two husbands, a wife and two kids" and "im going to need u to get out its been an hour after i closed" and never "what level in junimo cart are you in!!!?" #GamerRights
๐ officialtrasheater
"papa please come home from the mines. papa please come home from the saloon we miss u." not now sweetie daddy's gaming
#when will they release junimo cart to mobile #its the slime level btw. if u even care.
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anyone else think this thang looks delicious. idk man,, its sorta like rock candy y'know.......
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please do not eat rocks ๐ they are literally for external use only, and do not provide any of the effects they should after injested. be careful my sillies ๐โจ๏ธ
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mmmmyummy sk good yum crunmchyumm yummy dilecious so gooyummmmm bite eat tasteuuuuyyyhey why domy insides hurt
#abby says stuff #dude ik. ........im just craving chips..........giel......okay goonightzzzz
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anyone else think this thang looks delicious. idk man,, its sorta like rock candy y'know.......
#abby says stuff #girl dinner..... #hungryposting #u know how starting a new anti-psychotic is
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๐ officialctrasheater
yeah i put those shorts in tht soup. i regret nothing. honestly it was kinda funny #wish i cld do it again
#LAWL #if anything he ratted on himself tbh
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I dont think anything is gonna beat what the farmer brought last year ๐คญ๐คซ๐ซฃ๐๐ฉณ ..... Anyone else remember that?
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Please. Don't bring that up again. It was clearly very embarrassing for everyone involved, and I would very much like to move on from that. Thank you.
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is anyone looking for a band to play at their venue next month? ours is low on gigs and i've been dying to play for a group again, hmu in dms if ur interested in an indie rock alt hyperpop queer + woman ran band to play at ur next wedding โ๏ธ๐ค
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heres our spotify btw! check our shit out!
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boosting!! im apart of this!!!! lead singer speakin to ya live >:3
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๐ mechanics420
honestly she kinda ate w/ this
#seb.txt #we're really in it now mx. way
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ngl I do love the genre of posts simulating posting on this website (with emoji icons and colored text names and all) but literally all I can think of when I see them is
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Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator
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what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine
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op wheres the natural feeding option
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you guys are getting fed?
#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look
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โ๏ธ pawsitive-affurmations Follow
ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!
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extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3
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as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3
#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....
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i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right
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um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...
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OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD
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also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly
๐ต rage-against-the-meowchine Follow
oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks
anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse
#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
็ซ็ฅ Kill Em All 1989
I am trash cat
410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS
#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly
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can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther
#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks
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gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!
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evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever
๐ tabbystripes-deactivated098712
make your own pawst
๐ laser-point-deactivated8574721
umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...
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Nyaverage shelter cat behavior
#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up
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saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo
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hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks
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1. i was making. a joak
2. i'm literally gay???
#literally what's your pawblem
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reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer
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i know you fuckers are lying
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this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer
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shut the heull up
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grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise
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op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control
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oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us
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Fantasy High Dashboard Simulator:
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why did a high schooler just campaign for student body president at my union meeting
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sheโs the only politician I respect btw
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didnโt get a date to prom everyone manifest a dragon attack or smth
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by sol this canโt be happening
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โkinda gay to be a private investigator, whose privates are you investigatingโ NO ONEโS IโM AROACE LEAVE ME ALONE
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why the nightmare king kindaโฆโฆ but I would neverโฆ. unless? ๐๐
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trapped in a hellscape
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one time i got so high on gorgenfern i learned the name of the only true god
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what was it
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brennan
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โthe best revenge is letting go and living wellโ WRONG. ADAINEโS FURIOUS FISTS. ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ
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thank galicaea thereโs not one of those evil versions of my blog ๐
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yeah thatโd be crazy
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#I might make another one of these cause this was fun!! yippee!!#fantasy high#dimension 20#dimension 20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#d20 fhjy#d20 fantasy high#dashboard simulator#unreality#<- just in case#long post#my posts
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mutual 1: conventional morality is nowhere near cringe enough to be based. you agree.
mutual 2: i'm going to liveblog my attempt at solving this obscure statistics conundrum you've definitely never heard of
mutual 3, reblogging mutual 2: oh, yeah, the Obscure Statistics Conundrum, we've all seen it. i have strong opinions on the obvious easy and simple way it should be solved, somehow
mutual 4: i need. to fuck that old man.
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 6: [twenty-post long reblog chain arguing about politics with a stranger in stubborn defiance of the obvious fact that the stranger is not reading a single word they're saying]
mutual 7: here's my take on the latest chapter of the current Wildbow serial that you're going to have to blur your eyes and skip past because you haven't found time to read all five million words of this cool thing you don't want to be spoiled on
mutual 8: what if [the most deranged shit you've ever heard in your life]- and we were both girls?
mutual 4: don't forget i need to fuck that. old man. please.
mutual 9: [automatically generated link to a post on some ideologically extreme underground social media site with ten users that they use instead]
mutual 5: picture of a bird
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mutual 5: god every single thing about my life situation sucks so fucking much i want to cry and now you do too
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 10: reblogging that last picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 4: that old man. you know. what i need.
mutual 11: here's today's doodle :) [outlandishly beautiful piece of original art which gets seven notes]
mutual 12: only posted eighteen spicy takes about gender today, so here's a new one i just came up with. is this anything
mutual 13: hey, wanna look at this pornography that somehow hasn't gotten taken down by Tumblr yet?
mutual 14: [a pun so bad she gets put in the fucking Hague]
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
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mutual 15: [21st reblog on the politics reblog chain where everyone is talking past each other and has zero intention of persuading anyone]
mutual 4: i need to FUCK that old man. what do you mean he's dead
mutual 8: what if i fucked that old man. and we were both girls.
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what if miraculous characters had tumblr
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i want you all to know that if anyone gets akumatized on tuesday im quitting i have three tests and a part time job go to therapy
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๐ ladybug Follow
YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL
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๐ ladyblogger Follow
ladybug is 25? she should have been at da club...
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im literally a minor
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sometimes i want to kill myself but then i remember i havent seen my friends figure out their romantic tension yet and ive gotten too invested
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Buy the New Gabriel Perfume here!
Carefree. Dreamy. Radiant.
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@ladybug excuse me???
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WRONG BLOG
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ladybug is horny heritage post
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i just want everyone who posts adrien velocity gif edits on here to know that he's really just some white guy
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real
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dni if you're parisian because how on earth is NO other city getting akumatized...yall need to pack up the drama queen attitude im sick of seeing you on the news
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Please stop voting for my dad...
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my nanny/stepmother/secretary said that "women should be allowed to murder their bosses with no repurcussions" she would do numbers on here
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AITA for causing 80% of the akumas in paris or do you all hate women
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i keep asking ladybug to hang out with me but she keeps blowing me off do u think she's cheating on me????
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WE'RE NOT DATING STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IM CHEATING ON YOU
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do u guys want a part two i have sm of these kdjshgjhdsg
#dashboard simulator#miraculous ladybug#text#i need a new tag for shitposts i do it more than i post art
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discworld dashboard simulator
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This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you
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*inhume
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piss off you posh knob
๐ด priestessofanoia
tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...
#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site
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ALL'S WELL!
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nvm lmao ๐ญ
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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg
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Ook
#SO TRUE KING
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Anonymous asked:
Is lord vetinari gay
๐ชramtopswitches answered:
Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this
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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)
โข started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone
โข apparently stole over 100k
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Anonymous asked:
Blessings be upon this askbox
๐ทqueen-of-lancre answered:
I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out
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cmot-dibbler-enterprises sponsored
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Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!
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HAVE FUN
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Thanks man!
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is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead
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The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off
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๐ angelofmusic
It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST
#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(
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๐ genuablogging
My dealer: got some straight gas ๐ฅ๐ this strain is called โnarrative causalityโ ๐ณ youโll be zonked out of your gourd ๐ฏ
Me: yeah whatever. I donโt feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog
My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us
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#no idea if this is even funny. whatever! I had fun!#discworld#terry pratchett#gnu terry pratchett#witches abroad#going postal#hogfather#maskerade#tumblr simulator#dashboard simulator#my post#tag edit: I did not realise today was the anniversary of Terry's passing... but it certainly serves as a tribute!? gnu ledge
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TLT Dash Simulator Pt 2
โ๏ธ cav4cav
Crazy take but people with natural thanergy can swing a sword too if they want to. It literally doesn't hurt you at all.
๐ necromxntic Follow
"people with natural thanergy" you mean necromancers. if you mean necromancers, say necromancers.
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It could hurt me if they hit me with a sword :(
โ๏ธ cav4cav
I shouldn't have to say this but I guess I do!!! If you believe natural thanergy = inherent necro, STAY OFF OF MY BLOG!!
#howww do these people even keep finding my blog #i am literally a thanergetic cavalier you do not believe i exist stay the fuck away
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Seventh gifset for anon!! I loveeee the seventh house aesthetic so much, sorry about the disease :( hope u like this!!
#seventh house #anon #request #gif edit #7th
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The Only Heaven I'll Be Sent To (Alone With You)
Fandom: Religious RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Emperor Undying (Necrolord Prime) / The Saint of Patience (Augustine The First)
Characters: Emperor Undying (Necrolord Prime), The Saint of Patience (Augustine The First), The Saint of Joy (Mercymorn The First)
Tags: Smut, Angst, Apostles to Lovers, Kissing, Friends With Benefits, Pining, Blasphemy, Religion Kink, PWP
Summary: Our Lord and Resurrector brings something else to life-- his first saint's libido. Beginning starts a little slow but after that it's mostly just Jaugustine fucking and sucking LOL
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#rpf #religious fanfiction #fanfic #fanfiction #augustine the first #emperor undying #necrolord prime #jaugustine #emperor john gaius #nsft
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when yr a fucking meal but she only ever wanted a snack
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it's fine. im fine. im doing great fuck you
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L + Ratio + Found your vent blog Gibbon (:
#and when our lord and emperor confronts me about cruelty towards his second-choice daughter figure I will remind him ever so gracefully that you do it to yourself #like the Radiohead song
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weekly poll!! <3
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THE TOWER PRINCES ARE 19 AND 23????
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GET THEM OFF THE BATTLEFIELD THEY SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB!!!!
#not to defend a war criminal but kiriona is literally just a girl in the universe.... #let her dance! #come to the third girl i could treat you better
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nope.
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the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)
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hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time
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try.
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hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time
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hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time
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hey girl. am i on trial.
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i'm determined to make this work btw
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hey girl. law
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hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me
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guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you
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they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"
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look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"
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didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once
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do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney
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being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you
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who the fuck is evil magistrate
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STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????
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they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic
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your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right
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mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial
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ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?
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happy almost christmas to all who celebrate
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it's march
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happy almost christmas :)
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WHO is putting this on my dash
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STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.
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ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
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evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post
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STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up
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he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.
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yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.
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i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough
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when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back
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she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict
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WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE
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"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma
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didn't he kill someone?
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irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.
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law: i'm so law
lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you
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hi
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you've got to be fucking kidding me
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why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something
#ace attorney#ace attorney spoilers#dashboard simulator#dash simulator#dashboard sim#dash sim#unreality#fake dashboard#fake dash#post simulator#long post#this is just going to be a series now /lh#well. if i make any more. who knows#timeframe is sometime after the end of aa4 but before the start of aa5#the timeframe for these posts is of course always the exact point i'm at in my own playthrough /lh#some of these are based on real posts. but i'm hoping it is more inspiration rather than outright copying#if it is though i'm always willing to remove them#though i will not be removing the one that's based on my own post because that's mine /lh#i worry this may be an unnecessary sequel but who cares. who cares.
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#AAHHHHH#I WAS MEANT TO POST THIS TWO DAYS AGO#RIP </3#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sth#sonic the heedgehog#shadow#sonic fanart#king shadow#royal king shadow#sonic speed simulator#my art
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Ok so who was going to tell me not ONE but TWO chief prosecutors for my district have been arrested for murder
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Hey op do you live in fucking night vale
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I did the research for yโall in the notes going wild wanting to know where op lives (and also bonuses of being a law student yay) so the only area I can find where a chief prosecutor has been arrested for murder is L.A. then I reckon they said two because the present chief prosecutor for L.A. is Miles Edgeworth, who has been accused of murder twice but cleared of both charges
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fellow LA denizen here, fun fact! chief prosecutor edgeworth is married to a defence attorney
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Heโs WHAT
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said defence attorney has also been accused of murder before.
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Oh yeah that defence attorney is Phoenix Wright btw- he defended me for a murder charge once
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oh nice! he defended my sister once :) she got accused of murdering someone in her offices parking lot lmao
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@skyrensics wait is your sister fucking Lana Skye
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The former chief prosecutorโs sister uses tumblr????
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*opens door of reblogs to whisper* the current chief prosecutor also uses tumblr folks
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WHAT
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apparently he likes the samuraiverse! I wouldnโt be surprised if he was lurking in fan circles on here. Evidence btw- he has a steel samurai figure on his windowsill + a signal samurai keychain.
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these updates just get wilder and wilder. Iโm learning more about my cityโs lawyers than I ever thought I would.
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everyone really skipped over the fact that it seems like half of LAโs legal system is on tumblr. god forbid they find this post
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hey
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NO. THEY HAVE AN OFFICIAL TUMBLR???
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Is this a good time to say hello?
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never did I think one of my tumblr posts would attract the literal state of California prosecutors office or the wright and co law officef ashnduhjsjkkshg
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mutual 1: cicero was serving femme realness
mutual 2: [gerard way image] i need her
mutual 3: it's actually so crazy that dean died because the cw couldn't let him be gay
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mutual 5: house/cuddy is butch4femme hostility
mutual 6: does anyone here think about the autumn and the decay and the endlessness
mutual 7: if one more person says something mean about sharks I'm deleting this website
mutual 8: hamlet was just like me for real
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they finally got him working!!
#FNAF#michael afton#henry emily#helpy#five nights at freddy's#pizzeria simulator#fnaf 6#fnaf fanart#fnaf art#fnaf helpy#post scoop michael#mike schmidt#artists on tumblr#my art#art#digital aritst#digital art#illustration#character design#sketch
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What if mlp characters had Tumblr
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I have a princess conference in the morning but that won't stop me from staying up till 3 am on AO3. Mama needs her bedtime stories
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OP go to sleep or I will eat your crown
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All of you are like "would you fuck your clone?" hypothetically but, in practice, clones are too dumb to give consent and that's the real reason why I didn't sleep with any of my clones when I had the chance
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OP you still have a chance
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It's always "take off the evil amulet! it's corrupting your mind!" and never "oh! you look so pretty in your new amulet!"
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Celestia forbid ladies do anything
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Um, would you guys please stop voting for my boyfriend?
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I take it as a compliment
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I am offended
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Y'all know how some families got a gay cousin and all 'em other cousins are straight? Well mah family's the opposite. Ah don't even think we got a straight cousin!
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Mah sister says we have to assimilate other ponies into our family so the family name don't die out. She would do numbers here
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GUYS I'M SO SORRY FOR THE DELAYS
I've just been on the hospital (again) cause I got zapped by lightning (again)
But I promise I'll update my Daring Do/Reader fic as soon as I can! Thanks for the patience, love you guys!
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It's okay, take your time! I'll just reread the old chapters in the meantime
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NO!!! YOU WILL GO TO SLEEP!!!
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"how are you so good at fashion" well you'd be an expert in fashion too if you'd spent 20 years in the closet
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My sister in Celestia that closet was made of glass
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Nothing like coming back from exhile just to find your bedroom was replaced by a whole ass forest
Some people have no respect for others belongings
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I don't control the growing of the magical forest, bitch
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Rude
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Don't think I forgot about that time in 500 B.E. that you stole my ice cream
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You can't hurt me I have mommy AND daddy issues I'm unstoppable
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OP do you need me to adopt you
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I would love that actually
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*levitates my cat out of the way so I can use the sewing machine, which I need for my job*
my cat: YOU LIFT OPALESCENCE?!?!???! YOU LIFT HER WITH YOUR WICKED SORCERY?!??!!!! YOU ASSERT CONTROL OVER HER WITH YOUR MAGIC?!?!??! OHHHHH!!! MOTHER IS EVIL!!!!!
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I agree with the cat
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Girlfriend is out of town all week so I'm gonna dye my mane and tail green
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WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING
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She's all my self control
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Back in my day we tagged our fanfiction properly. There's a difference between / and & you rufians
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YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME
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Sure, sex is great but does *your* husband help you check all your shipping fanfiction for grammar errors? Didn't think so
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She's everything, he's just Ken
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