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fabledgalaxies · 2 months

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don’t kill me for this but:

Alastor, to me, is polyamorous demisexual/demiromantic. I understand the loveless and sex repulsed folks wanting rep, but I do too! Just. Be respectful. 𐂂 ₊⛧⊹

EDIT: FOR FUCK’S SAKE KEEP YOUR PISSY BULLSHIT OFF THIS POST. PLEASE.

#reaver’s rambles #alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor altruist #hellaverse #demisexual #demiromantic #demirose #polyamorous #demirose alastor #polyamorous alastor #hazbin

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agerasiaa · 3 months

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The torn photograph…

#did they use to be friends?#the dramaaaa #vox: al will you join my polyamorous relationship?#alastor: fuck noooh #vox: :(…>:(…>:0 #crying #radiostatic #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin alastor

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taxi-boi · 6 days

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guys i think ive solved all of shipping

(click for full resolution)

if only there was a joke to be made between apples and corporate tech giants

obligatory alt ending:

side by side with the original

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justanotherhh · 2 months

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favourite characters will be "the sex and romance repulsed weirdo" on the one side and "the hypersexual just-wants-to-be-loved weirdo" on the other side

#aroace alastor #alastor #angel dust #blitzø #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #thus i achieve balance #we need a sex and romance repulsed character on helluva to balance it out #WAIT... striker??? (he's not sex repulsed he's just repulsed by everyone in general)#crucially with alastor and blitzø it's the *no relationship*/polyamorous relationship two-sides-of-the-same-coin thing

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blue-rose-soul · 2 months

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i love how the public finds out part of the au inplies that lilith is gonna have to read through lucifers afair the same way eliza found out about hamiltons little sting with mariah reynolds

having said that, under the theory that lilith is the one that owns alastor, wonder how lilith would react to finding out her little pawn on a leash is not only her husbands spawn but the child of his mistres, a manifestation of lucifers own misdeeds

(if she had ever met alastors mom in heaven i wonder how that would go to) (this is probably not in character but the thought of like, lilith basically doing what alistor did in hells greatest dad to nacaisa if theyd ever crossed paths lmao) (meanwhile alastor just has to stand there and smile through it all)

Aahahaha, haha, yes, it's just like... that. I definitely know who and what you're talking about...

I'm not sweating, shut up.

Non-serious answer: Lilith did that on purpose. It was her way of adopting her husband's son. Steal my husband, I steal your son.

Serious answer: I actually decided that in the Devil's Bastard AU, the person who trapped Alastor in a contract did so specifically because he's Lucifer's son. I'm kind-of sort-of cobbling together a story idea in my head about Eve being the one to hold Alastor's soul, BUT since you asked about a scenario in which it's Lilith...

Lilith didn't choose Alastor to punish him for being Lucifer's son, or to punish Lucifer for his infidelity. Unlike that bitch Hera, she has some class. No, she has her own plans, and Alastor's power is useful to her. She probably figured it out either right before gaining Alastor's soul or right after. She decides to keep him in the dark, at least until after she has a word with Lucifer about it. Unfortunately, although Lilith isn't consciously punishing Alastor for his parentage, the knowledge does color their interactions on some levels. Understandably, when Alastor finally learns the truth, he assumes he is being punished for Lucifer's indiscretion and that only adds more fuel to his resentment towards the King of Hell.

#ask #anonymous #Hazbin Hotel #the Devil's Bastard AU #Alastor #Lilith Morningstar #Lucifer Morningstar #honestly I wouldn't be shocked if Lucifer and Lilith had an open marriage #on the grounds that they're both millennia old and existed before the institution of marriage or monogamy #but even in open or polyamorous relationships communication with involved parties is key #and having a kid with a person outside the relationship is REALLY something you should talk to your partner about

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dead-dog-dont-eat · 11 months

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Yay! Small redid of my hcs, didn't put rack here if he also gets a redesign as well.

Vox - Genderqueer, Nonbinary, Gay (He/They/Ze)

Angel Dust - Trans, Nonbinary, Gay, Turigirl, Polyam (They/he; femme)

Pentious - Queer, Polyam (He/they)

Husk - Pan Gay, Polyam (He/him)

Alastor - Asexual, Cupiosexual, Demiromantic, Gay, Polyam (He/it)

#hazbin hotel #alastor #angel dust #vox #husk #sir pentious #asexual #transgender #nonbinary #genderqueer #pansexual #gay #polyamorous #queer #pan gay #demiromantic #turigirl

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gay-salt-amber · 2 months

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Il ragno e la mela del cervo (The spider and the deer's apple)

Il ragno e la mela del cervo (The spider and the deer's apple) (3892 words) by Gaysaltamber Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor/Angel Dust/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Fat Nuggets (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Lucifer Magne Additional Tags: Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel), Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Soft Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Bottom Lucifer Magne, Cannibal Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), But thats not a bad thing, Totally, Gay, Polyamory, Getting Together, Domestic Fluff, Radio Host Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Sleepy Cuddles Summary: Another long day at the Radio Studio, Alastor thought as he looked out the window at the fucked up birds Angeldust walked in handed Alastor a cup of tea and smiled, “Good morning, sugar.” Alastor happily took the drink and smiled, "Thank you, my love." Maybe today would be a fucking great day in Hell

#Il ragno e la mela del cervo (The spider and the deer's apple)#Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin Hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel lucifer #Lucifer morningstar #alastor the radio demon #gay #angeldust #angel dust #angel-dust #hazbin hotel #HH #fanfiction #polyamorous fanfiction #polyamourous

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m4nym03 · 1 year

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Alastor Shawcross (OC)

School:

Night Raven College

Ignihyde

First Year

Class B

Appearance:

Dark blue hair that resembles the night sky, with silver and gold streaks throughout it. It reached his thighs when he has it out.

He'll often have it tied back in a thick braid or a messy bun, having given up on keeping it in place whilst he's working. It does have some curls, but he keeps it straight to save having to worry so much about taking care of curls.

He's pale but not quite sickly pale, just the typical pale white person. Sunscreen is his best friend and he applies it religiously.

His eyes are a hazel that's more brown with hints of green, but they glow completely silver whenever he uses his unique magic to the fullest.

He's 176.7cm tall, 5'8 foot if it helps visualize.

He usually dressed in dark blues and purples, with silver or gold accents. But has been known to wear beige on occasion.

Slightly androgynous features, kind of lanky but still has muscles. He tends to carry his siblings if they let him, either carrying them like a football or thrown over his shoulder his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. He's only nice sometimes and carries them properly, and only really with the delicate ones or if they hurt themselves.

He has a few ink stains on his fingers.

Has glasses but barely uses them. They're usually found atop his head, just because he sat them there before forgetting about them.

He has a few ear piercings, but has been known to use those fake magnetic piercings on his face if he wants to make an outfit work while he was at home.

He has slight eyebags, but they're usually easy to overlook.

He chugs 'Death Reaper Coffee' like it's milk, and has been known to mix energy drinks into the already hazardous substance. (Death Reaper Coffee is an invention that's roughly 40% pure caffeine and is labelled 'not liable for any deaths after consumption')

He has been known to wear the atrociously brightly colored bracelets the Tiny Terrors make him, but not often and rarer still in public.

Family:

1 confirmed great-grandmother

3 confirmed grandfathers

1 confirmed grandmother

1 unknown grandmother

1 confirmed father

1 alluded father

1 confirmed mother

2 alluded mothers

13 alluded blood aunt/uncle

2 confirmed older sisters

9 confirmed younger sisters

4 confirmed younger brothers

20+ alluded cousins

1 confirmed nephew

1 confirmed niece

Facts:

Most focused in Defensive and Protective Magic

High Functioning Introvert - the most extroverted person in Ignihyde after The Extrovert and Ortho Shroud

Is currently slated to be made Dorm Leader in his Second Year

Attends classes in person Monday Tuesday and Wednesday most weeks

Will always attend on a Monday, he could Overblot and he'd still be sitting in the seat with the most escape routes while apologizing for making a mess on the floor - after missing a month straight of school to work on his hobby he promised his great-grandmother that he'd always go to at least one day of school a week to get a copy of what they were going to be learning

If Alastor had not been in Ignihyde, he would have been in Diasomnia and not Pomefiore - no matter what Rook says.

Magic:

Family Magic: Midas' Blessed Touch. When used, anything touched with all five fingers will be turned to gold. This gold is easier for the family to enchant and simultaneously harder for others to enchant. After being scrubbed with a mix of sand and ground herbs, the gold is impossible to tell from real gold.

Unique Magic: Stitch-It-Up. Many people assume that his Unique Magic is 'Stitch-It-Up', because that's what they've seen him use. It can be used to fix small imperfections in anything he deems a project. Alastor is known to use it to help fix clothes and to ease muscle pain after someone has trained too hard. This is not Alastor's Unique Magic, merely a facet of it.

Unique Magic: Macabre Madness. An Eldritch-esque magic that allows him to see and manipulate the Life Energy of living beings to his bidding. Very multifaceted, but also ominous, especially as he hesitates to use his own life force as fuel for anything bigger than repairing a rip in an outfit or nudging along recovery after working out. He always replenishes his Life Energy as soon as possibly. He has the ability to consume the Life Energy of other human, but has only done so on three occasions.

Family:

His great-grandmother is his favorite family member, she was a big name fashion designer in her youth and only retired when he was a toddler and tried making himself a ballgown using her equipment to attend one of his older sisters' tea parties when they were in their princess tea party phase. She found him and 'helped' him make a proper dress.

He's been making dresses for the "Tiny Terrors" ever since. His sisters have never quite grown out of their princess tea party phase, and take a secret guilty pleasure in showing them off to their friends and the family. He has stated that only one of his family has never received a ballgown, his trans cousin (ftm) because it would have given them gender dysphoria. They are the only one to be given full traditional royal regalia or be dressed to the nines as a dragon at the Annual Shawcross Ballgown Gathering.

His family are either barely considered extroverts or high functioning introverts, so family gatherings are surprisingly easy to navigate and usually take place in smaller alternating groups over the course of several days to a week to build towards the final large gathering.

The Shawcross are rumoured to be descent from an ancient king, but nobody knows for certain. They keep their wealth quiet and work hard at their chosen fields, but it's clear they have old money.

All of their family have magic and have developed their magic to help with their chosen professions, but they have Family Magic, a Unique Magic passed down through the entire family.

Most of the family has hair of the night sky shade or precious metals.

Great-Grandmother has skin just as dark as her hair used to be, but her hair has since turned silver from age. Other than that and a few well-earned wrinkles, she looks just as young as always. Part of that is due to her Unique Magic, the rest to good genes, and an accident Alastor had with his own Unique Magic after snatching Life Energy from kidnappers.

There's no one Magic School that they attend, but they have five or so family favorites that the family continues to value as alumni.

#ignihyde #Alastor Shawcross #ignihyde oc #Shawcross Family #he has a big family #most of them are polyamorous #you can't blame them #they have good genes :)#the 'king' is Midas #in case you didn't realise #“Tiny Terrors” are not to be underestimated #Great-Grandmother Shawcross is badass #she kind of took over that last part #they're a motley crew #i need therapy #this is a cry for help #yes i did imply that my gay introverted oc has committed mass murder on numerous occasions #and his family covered it up #hehe oops #my bad lol #harems are welcome in this family #one of the older sisters has a wife and two male concubines #all three are simps #don't blame them #this was mostly an accident #alastor has trauma #oopsie daisy #just pretend you didn't see that #one of those uncles definitely do some shady shit #but his twin sister be a lawyer so it's okay

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onesidedradiostatic · 12 days

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alastor used to be like the biggest staticmoth shipper ever because he thought it would make vox leave him alone until he made the horrifying realisation that vox is polyamorous and that vox being with val does nothing to stop his pursuit of him

#osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #staticmoth #voxval #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #this is a joke that does not fit with my usual hc #in that I think it's funnier if alastor never knew vox was pursuing him romantically #but sometimes I like to indulge in alternate scenarios...

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entjvampire · 3 months

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WAIT - Vox's crush on Alastor theory?( + the Vees are a canon polycule!)

We all know Vox is obsessed with Alastor, and I'm fairly sure the Vees are a polycule. (Velvette and Valentino, both being involved with Vox romantically and sexually.)

A vee is literally a type of polyamorous relationship, as well.

Valentino also knows a lot about Vox's fixation, possibly meaning that he was there for what I think happened.

In one of the lyrics Alastor sings, he says "he asked me to join his team, I said no, now he's pissy, that's the tea!"

Alastor is AroAce , and the Vees do seem to be a polycule from what I've seen.

Alastor wants to be a solo act , and isn't interested in rising up in the ranks of hell with those he considers to be below him, so I think Vox had a fascination for a while with Alastor, both admiring his power and wanting a cheeky shag, asking him to join his polycule.

But he said no, Vox got pissy, and that's the tea!

#vivsiemon.txt #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin vees #the vees #hazbin vox #alastor #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #hazbin episode 8 #hazbin hotel vees #hazbin theory #alastor x vox #radiostatic #hazbin hotel theory

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saytrrose · 3 months

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So if the Vees are likely a polyamorous couple, seeing how they call eachother “babydoll” “vox’s boy toy” “my dear” and the word “Vee” is slang for a polyamorous couple, specifically a throuple..

And Vox asked Alastor to join the Vees..

Was bro trying to ask him out 😭

#bro was trying to get with him?#and he’s butthurt bc bro said no #LMFAO #that’s awesome omfg #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel alastor #Vox #Alastor

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caramel-cream50 · 3 months

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So recently I saw someone point out that the V literally means a type of polyamorous relationship so it wouldn’t really surprise me if the Vees were poly.

I think Vox is the one that connects the Vees by dating both Velvette and Valentino.

This makes the most sense to me because (we know Vox and Valentino have something going on and) while all three of the Vees are very close Velvette and Valentino don’t interact as much. Not to mention in Episode 2 Velvette seems to be quite annoyed with Valentino and giving a whole “babe come get your boyfriend” kinda vibe.

Edit: totally forgot but not to mention when alastor is talking about how powerless Vox would be without the Vees they both have a “that’s our helpless boyfriend” kinda smug look on their face

As much as the Vees are terrible I think this really fits and I hope it’s explored more in season 2

#the vees #Vox #valentino #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin Hotel #hazbin hotel show #hazbin hotel finale #helluva boss

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soundlessdreamss · 3 months

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Hi! Hi!! :DDDD

Can i request Vaggie and charlie with luna/Nightmare moon!Reader? (Polyamorous relationship ofc, if you can :3)

So the reader was a moon angel back in heaven (like she would rise the moon and take care of the people who lived in the night) and sister to Sera. When reader noticed that she was least loved and recognized than her sister, she felt anger and envy inside her. Causing her to transform into nightmare moon and fell from heaven to hell.

I feel like the transformation of nightmare moon would hurt a lot, so when she transformed into it in heaven, Sera would hear her sister's screams turn into maniacal laughter.

Reader would meet charlie and vaggie in the aftermath of the nightmare, probably scaring a few people around them bc of her appearance. Thus arriving in the hotel with no interest in having a redemption (she enjoys being in hell taking care of the bat/shadow demons..her people).

When they go to heaven, They realize that because of her, they now have a holiday (nightmare night). If you can, please add her to the heaven meeting and chaggies reaction when Adam shows them what reader did to get banished 😭

hihihihiihihihi!! O-M-G of course I can!! I love princess Luna sm :)

Also requests are still open, but it’ll take me longer to do them :3

Chaggie x Princess Luna!reader

You loved your job and working with your sister and the people of heaven. It was a wonderful place to be at after all wasn’t it?

You loved the night as it was your special job and gift that heaven gave you to take care of. But you slowly started to realize how people only loved to be out in the sunlight and dismiss your beautiful night.

They only loved and recognized Sera just because she brought the stupid sun up. It made you feel ignored and unappreciated and soon all that hate and sorrow that bubbled up inside you burst.

The day you finally snapped your transformation was huge as it caused nighttime to become brighter and a huge blast of light was sent up to the sky as you transformed.

It felt incredibly painful as it felt like your skin was being burned off but those screams of pain slowly turned into maniacal laughter as you transformed into nightmare moon and began to spiral into insanity.

As you began to lose your sanity completely as nightmare moon Sera saw this and had no other choice but to banish you to hell. She was crying as she banished you knowing that this was most likely her fault for your spiral.

As you fell down to hell you looked like a purple shooting star and your crash was powerful as you caused a hole in the land.

The people in hell were afraid of you because they recognized your appearance from the news that you were a fallen angel banished from hell.

As you were walking one day you paused to see a questionable advertisement for a hotel “redeeming” sinners, it had your interest and you went to go find this hotel.

When you finally made it there you were met by Charlie and Vaggie. Charlie seemed ecstatic that someone wanted to come to her hotel but you quickly told her that you just wanted to be here to take care of your people.

She was still happy though that you wanted to help with the hotel project. Vaggie didn’t know you were a fallen angel cause she doesn’t watch or read the news but you could quickly tell Vaggie was a fallen angel based on the x on her eye and the angelic spear she wielded.

After a couple months Charlie and Vaggie both grew romantic feelings for you. Charlie wanted to invite you into the relationship asap but Vaggie told her maybe they should take their time hinting their feelings for you.

They both confessed to you a couple days after that conversation and you accepted their confession as you guys now became a polycule.

When the hotel starting to fall into action Charlie called her dad and after the whole fight with Alastor and Lucifer yadayada… he managed to schedule her a meeting with heaven and she wanted to take both you and Vaggie along.

You and Vaggie were both hesitant but agreed to make Charlie happy as she had been working on this hotel for a long time.

As you guys made it to heaven St.Peter recognized you but didn’t say a word about it until Sera came to greet Charlie.

She didn’t expect to see you though. It’s been thousands of years since you last saw each other and it was painful for you guys to see each other in this state. Thank the gods she didn’t point you out though and instead silently lead you guys to your hotel.

She didn’t want to talk to you until the trial began and you were so glad she didn’t try telling Charlie or Vaggie who you really were.

When the trial finally started and you guys all entered the court room, Adam immediately recognized you and started laughing.

”Well look who we have here! The reason why we celebrate nightmare night out in the flesh.” You’re looked at him with a death glare but that immediately turned into panic as Charlie asked what he was talking about. Vaggie was in shock though as she realized you were the reason why nightmare night was a thing.

As Adam explained what you did to get banished from heaven and why nightmare night was created because of you, they were both in shock but you were ashamed and embarrassed of your past. You couldn’t help but look at Sera with a pitiful look begging for her to help her dear sister. But of course she followed heavens rules and did absolutely nothing. What a great sister.

You ran out of the courtroom out of fear from your identity being revealed and you waited in the hotel room for the court case to finish.

Once it finished (and after all hell broke loose there) Vaggie rushed to the hotel room to check on you. She saw you on the floor crying because of your past mistakes and quickly went to comfort you.

After comforting you she explained that Charlie just needed a break from the both of you because you guys both hid huge things from her.

You and Vaggie both understood but all of you felt dread as the extermination day was coming and all of this had just been dropped on all of you. Oh what would you do when the day came..

#hazbin hotel x reader #charlie morningstar x reader #vaggie x reader

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girlboypersonthingy · 27 days

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Can I request something really fluffy Chaggie x female reader? I love them and refuse to separate them.

Yes yes yes! I love them and I love you too anon. Lovely idea, I love me some poly lesbians from hell ❤️‍🔥 thanks for requesting! Just an update for yall: still at like 40 reqs bc every time I post one, I get at least one new one to replace it 😮‍💨 so thanks for being patient! And as always, enjoy~

Notes: implied fem!reader, sorry this is short :(

TW: none really, just a lot of fluff

Chaggie x fem!reader ❤️🖤💜

Literally the devil and the angel on your shoulders…😈😇

And they often swap roles- sometimes Charlie is the angel offering wise advice while Vaggie is the devil telling you to just go crazy. Other times, Charlie is the devil talking you into doing ridiculous shit while Vaggie tries to hold you back and talk some sense into you,

What can I say, they’re both switches 😉

You really are in a great polyamorous relationship with these two tho, so full of trust and communication. It’s quite easy actually

You have two girls who love each other and you so deeply that there’s never even any talk about boundaries- you do things as a unit, as a team and somehow, you guys bond so well and rarely bicker

Charlie is always the one to lift your spirits and cheer you on and support your dreams all the way and baby you whether you win or lose.

Vaggie is always the one to bail you out of tough situations and comfort you when things don’t go right and offer you really really great advice and words of affirmation.

Bruh, they’re just so so sweet

SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED ALL TOGETHER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AHH 💗

Vaggie definitely has to be on one of the edges of the bed, Charlie totally doesn’t mind being on the edge or in the middle so you can choose where you want to be!

They both love to cuddle and they don’t care what position, as long as everyone is included. You wanna be the big spoon? Cool. You wanna be in the middle? Go for it! Wanna lay over both their laps? Do it!

BEWARE: Charlie talks in her sleep and Vaggie occasionally kicks and flails when she has bad dreams lol

You and Charlie definitely stay up until like 4 am some nights, laughing and snacking and watching silly videos online and keeping Vaggie up 😋

Vaggie likes to teach you and Charlie how to defend yourselves- idk I feel like Vaggie would work out often, like at least some yoga in the morning and then like practice sparring ya know? So she likes to spend time with her girls while play fighting and learning together

They’re both very protective of you- they’ve seen a lot of shit down here, Vaggie has seen how tough it can be to be in heaven too.

Walking down the streets of hell, you’ll have Charlie holding your hand or linking arms with you just to keep you close and keep the other sinners away.

Vaggie is your scary guard dog following right behind you two as she looks back and forth, glaring at any sinners who look at you guys for too long.

Often times, they turn to you for advice and comfort too.

Charlie comes crying to you and Vaggie when she’s dwelling in the thought of her mom

Vaggie comes stomping up to you and Charlie, ranting and cussing in Spanish about Alastor pissing her off.

It’s just all very happy and cute and loving and supportive and open.

Never any fights

Only kisses and cuddles and play fights

Very sweet sapphic vibes all around

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #vaggie x reader #hazbin vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #vaggie #chaggie #chaggie x reader #hazbin vaggie x reader #hazbin charlie x reader #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie x reader #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar

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silencehysterical · 3 months

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Vox Deserve evil bitch

translated through google translator, so if it is strange, sorry, the original text is below

I've read a lot of Vox x Reader, Vox x Original character fanfics and I'm tired of seeing that OC is cute and innocent (and maybe a virgin).

Have you seen this man?

Vox's taste in partners is terrible. He gets hard at Alastor - a sadistic psychopath

Valentino this MOTHerfucker, hysterical and abuser is canonically his partner.

#bitch Velvet is not a nice girl either (I consider The Vees polyamorous, and even if not, she is his friend, the person Vox likes to spend time with time).

Why do you write him with some saints and innocents, he will be bored. Write him with some evil bitch, he deserves it.

(And we as a fandom also deserve different readers/original character, please.)

Я прочитали багато фанфіків ВоксхЧитач, ВоксхОригінальний персонаж і де що втомилися бачити що ОС мила, невинна та можливо незаймана.

Ви бачили цього чоловіка? Смак Вокса у партнерах це жах. У Вокса встає на Аластора - садиста-психопата, Валентино цей покидьок, істерик та абьюзер канонічно його партнер, #сука Вельветт теж не мила дівчинка (важаю The Vees поліаморами, а навіть якщо ні, то вона його друг, людина з якою Воксу подобається проводити час).

Чому ви пишите його з якимись святими та невинними, йому буде нудно. Напишіть його з якоюсь тварюкою, він на це заслуговує. (І ми як фандом теж заслуговуємо на різноманіття, будь ласка.)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel x reader #vox x reader

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candy-sticks-zaza-blogs · 2 months

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Incorrect quote Redemption Motel AU

Y/N:I'm gonna go fuck your husband now.

Lilith:WHAT?! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY HUSBAND!

Y/N:(Proceed to walk away with Lucifer)

Lilith:Y/N COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW Y/N!WTF?!

(Two overlords sitting on the barstool while getting drunk and tipsy)

Lucifer:(sighs) I miss my wife,Charlie.

Everyone:(laughs)

Lucifer:I miss her alot...I'll be back.

Y/N:WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM?!!

Vox & Velvet:(laughing)

Y/N:(looks at the picture of them that was actually posted by Valentino) OH NO...

Alastor:BITCH YOU GONNA YOUR GONNA DIE OR I'LL POPPING BETWEEN YOUR EYES!

Angel Dust:Wait I know you!I saw your dick on twitter!

Alastor:OH GODDAMMIT!

Husk: Don't touch me harlot!(Pushes Angel Dust face away)

Y/N:(Having tusk teeths issue)Can you guys stop having relationships issues while I'm on my phone with my dentist?

Vox:(Announce news TV)Do you see this?This is the diamond I am going to give to my brand-new husband and/or wife. It'll be there for the rest of time with GameCube too!So if you want-(pauses)

Angel Dust:Woah he's bisexual,I didn't know that!

Vox:By the way I'm Bisexual I forgot,I forgot to announce that-How do you turn this shit off?Wait-

Alastor: Got beaten up by Adam

Y/N & Rosie:.... Something just happened.

Y/N: (Threatening sinners)

Vox:Y/N my long lost lover it's been a-

Y/N:Hey!I told you not to bring that up anymore I'm putting the past behind me!

Y/N:You guys wanna start a polyamorous marriage?

Angel Dust:Sure.

Y/N:Well I'll be yellow!

Husk:Is this how it works?

Angel Dust:Ok.

Husk:Angel Dust your the double bottom!

Angel Dust:And I'll be the twink!

Husk:Yeah this it what I just said.

Charlie:I pronounce you Husband, Husband and Husband!

Valentino:Oh no!Mx.Kidnapper please don't hurt me!

Y/N: Don't worry I'm not gonna touch you.

Valentino:...WHY NOT?!

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