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It's kind of arbitrary to draw the line at airports imo, and leftists are just as bad as conservatives about giving a fuck about masking. But this is still hilarious. "So many people roll up to the airport, send one single pump of three year old Bath & Bodyworks hand sanitizer into its own personal Vietnam and call it a day." 😂😂😂
#masking#covid 19#coronavirus#health and safety#pocket report#just found that polly was the one behind the 'is henry kissinger dead yet?' twitter account. legend#the pocket report#crack#funny#knee of huss#right wingers#right wing bullshit
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MISS POLLY POCKET FROM THE POCKET REPORT????
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Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
#he’s always like “well I guess it’s over for you guys”#I bet you if Dazai was there he would’ve put in more work#and he doesn’t even stick around to give a report!!!#he comes and then he leaves!!#he’s so funny#and out of pocket#port mafia shenanigans#bsd#bungou stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#soukoku#Mori ogai#the Ada#armed detective agency#Chuuya putting in zero work#bsd manga#bsd anime#bsd Chuuya Nakahara#port mafia
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If Fearne gets to meet Caleb and/or Beau and successfully picks their pockets (please!), I desperately want Matt to let Liam and Marisha decide what little character tidbits they might be carrying
#'you find a whole ream of very high quality spellpaper'#'you find a dirty note written by someone named Yasha. there's a lip print on it'#'you find paper-wrapped Dwendalian candies in both their pockets. looks like they've split the stash'#'you find a shriveled green bean'#'you find a badly creased report request on Cobalt Soul letterhead stamped OVERDUE'#'you find yet another Sending stone. this one has a lucky band of crystal in it and is smooth from much handling'#critical role#cr spoilers#op#c3#c2#caleb widogast#beauregard lionett#fearne#c3e50
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Hello hello everybody! It is time for another months progress, and I am so excited to share with you, all the things I have gotten my grimy little gremlin hands on.
First off, what we are all here for; writing. I have been on fire, to be honest! Last month I churned through the last of the first batch of erotica stories (there's 6 (!!!) of them on my patreon already) and set them up for publishing along with two more unseen ones- I'm still going over the logistics of where to publish for the best revenue (I know this sounds boring, but I have to make an income somehow, and hopefully find another audience as a smut writer on other platforms 💀 I love writing it so why not!), and I am making headway, learning the ins and outs of self publishing. On patreon, there are also two Q&A's that are written in a bit more fictional manner, in character: a more fun way than just writing answers straight up and down. I have enjoyed those so much! There's a bunch of other stuff I haven't even mentioned- honestly, I have to say, I'm really proud of my output on Patreon even though I have been really anxious about writing full time. It's going great!
I have to thank my new friends and support-network on discord; you make this all worth it. I cannot express how fun it is to shoot the shit with you in vc, gaming together, or seeing your shenanigans in gen or your in depth theories (thanks for the brainworms!) or memes or staring longingly at the fanfic channel or drooling over your art (ouro related or not) or... Gah. You are just amazing people, and I will waste no opportunity in saying so. Thank you forever and ever and ever an-
When it comes to OUROBOROS, I am happy to announce that the next chapter is damn near done! I was halted because of the discovery that dashingdon is no longer supported by it's creator, and have been working on the twine version ever since, earlier than I expected- it's tough work, but I am so excited to make this an actual game made entirely by myself, and not submitting to a company that quite frankly leaves a bitter aftertaste. It is taking long to make because I want to make it mobile compatible from the start, which there isn't a lot of resources for. But I'm doing my best! The plan is that I will be posting the next chapter for Patreons in the coming month, and then treat you to a full twine release here on tumblr. I haven't made any rewrites when porting the twine build, but I would like to do that too... so we will see; this plan is not set in stone. I will just have to see how it evolves over the next month. Yes, beta-readers is still on the schedule, just holding off a little while while I wrap my head around this new coding landscape.
Other than that, I have been working on the set aesthetic for ouro, which has been really hard, a lot harder than I expected. You all know I am no wizard when it comes to graphic design, but I want to at least develop a set palette and imagery and portraits that is cohesive to the story. The work is ongoing, and I don't have much to say about it- even though it is taking a lot of my brain power. I'm hoping I can come to some kind of set and in depth conclusion that I am happy with before the twine release, because I want the game to feel like a treat to open up and play; a world to get lost in.
That's it! If you want to see weekly and more in depth dev-logs, you know where to go. I hope you have an amazing day or night, and we will see each other soon. xx
#OUROBOROS#ouroboros-if#interactive fiction#twine wip#progress report#dev log#I am SO sorry I haven't been around a lot to answer asks- there is so much work to be done and only so little of me to go around whuhuhuhu#send help lmfao. tuck me into your pocket. keep me safe!!!! I have no idea how people manage all this. But I promise and cross my heart I a#Doing My Best™#other things not mentioned: I have been going through The Stress with my doagy who injured her leg but today we finally took a full hike t#together- she really scared me with how much pain she was in but we made it through 😭 I cannot thank my patreon supporters enough because#your support is making me breathe easy about the upcoming vet bill. why are blood samples so expensive. wah#yeees yees im bursting with butterflies and rainbow emotions. but truly- I can't thank you enough#Onwards! We keep moving!I am so excited for all this-damn all the stress and the insecurities-I am Doing It!!! It is Happening! Wahoo!
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well said, Niko 👏
so I went to exit my emotions in Germany last weekend, details below:
we went to the shows in Berlin & Leipzig, with a VIP experience for the latter
and guyyyyyyyyssss let me tell you, BC really did not lie when they said we were there to Exit our Emotions 😩 the shows went straight to the very top of my personal BC shows list, the energy was amazing and all the new songs sounded incredible live, even the ones that weren't necessarily my #1 favourites, like Where's the Exit and Wolves in California. Especially the former sounds sooooooooooooooo good live 💖
and because I was there mainly to enjoy myself and to exit the fuck out of my stupid useless emotions, I barely took any videos or pictures (I never take pictures anyway, how do y'all manage to take such amazing shots at shows?!) despite having relatively good spots to do so. I kinda wish I had more so I could think back to the shows afterwards, but on the other hand I felt like I got way more out of the show when I put my undivided focus on it, and besides indoor shows are always challenging on that regard due to the flashing lights etc. and I felt like every time I was going to film the lighting was not appropriate so in the end I just couldn't bother 😅
I don't really have much else to report from Berlin other than that the venue was great, I had an excellent view and had the best time ever 🥰
not least because I met so many BC tumblr friends!! it was so nice seeing everyone, please come to the Nokia Arena show y'all, we'll be your host it's hocus pocus 🥺
and then there was Leipzig 🥴
I mean, this is my initial reaction immediately after it (written in my drafts):
🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
but yeah, as you can see from this post, @exitemotions and I had bought some silly little gifts to give the guys (rock hand glass markers not pictured), and we were so incredibly chill about the whole thing, like, NO ONE has ever been as chill as we were in advance of the VIP experience, I'm tellin' ya 💅
(we were so chill in fact that when we came back to the hotel room afterwards, we noticed we had forgotten the ceiling light on. you know, because that's how chill and zen and calm we had been upon leaving for the venue 💅💅💅💅💅)
the acoustic set was fucking cute, almost like a little campfire hangout 🥺
about giving the gifts and having our pictures taken: I feel like I was working on some kind of autopilot and can barely remember much anything 🙃 which I'm kinda mad at myself about lol, but I guess the guys liked the gifts (Olli said the glass markers were important, as my foreword for them was that they'd no longer have to fight about which glass/cup was whose, and I remember Tommi saying that socks are always useful. the others are owners of feet as well, so I suppose they agree 🧦)
we had made all sorts of grand plans for our individual pictures with the band but ended up with having "regular" ones after all, because while there was no feeling of rush per se at the m&g, everything was still happening relatively fast and sort of in their own course, and if we had wanted to do any funny poses or whatever, we should've been faster and in a little...sharper mental state to ask for them 😂😭
but we were chill though, I promise 💅
(I'm just cringing at myself so hard because I look like a fucking teacher standing for a class photograph 😂💀 it's funnier if you know I'm actually a teacher lol)
during the show we were on 2-3 row because we kinda missed our cue to run and reserve our spots before the acoustic set. personally I blame Santeri the tour manager for this (and also the fact that there were so many people there who had already been to VIP on this tour before, so they knew what to do 🤷♀️ meanwhile we were just left standing like "...wat 🧍♂️")
the show was just as great as the Berlin one, I honestly can't put them in order because they were both amazing and really made me forget about my sad little life 🖤
Rock Band From Hell was also alright. the one with no shirt on was hot
Ghost Kid was cool too. the one with no shirt on was hot
...so hot in fact that I already fell in love with him at the Berlin gig, and so when we were on our way to the merch booth after the Leipzig show, we ran into him and I flirted chatted with him a bit and had my picture taken with him 🥰 he was soooooo sweet and funny and I hope he'll stay true to his promise and keep the thing I said to him ('the drummer of BC could never [swirl the drumstick in his fingers in between every beat like you do]') "just between you and me" 🤭
from the merch booth I bought the XOXO longsleeve which looks super nice (sadly the quality isn't as super though dfgdgdsdh)
the next day it was time to return home, and as @kraeuterhexchen was seeing me to my platform at the railway station, I broke into tears in the middle of an escalator and didn't stop crying until boarding my plane lol
it's just that I was really nervous about travelling back to the airport from Leipzig because I had two changes of trains and the horror stories I've heard of Deutsche Bahn always being late were only adding to it, and that stress somehow triggered some sort of emotional meltdown in me and I realised the trip that I had been waiting for 6 MONTHS was now ending?? there had been so much talk about how we'd "do this and that when we go to Berlin/Leipzig and see BC" and now it's all done and gone and ?????? how does one move on after that 😭
but mostly I've been crying about the gift I gave to Olli 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
some of you have already heard about this, but I had made Olli this pin cushion ring:
...because I wanted to "support his sewing hobby", as I told him then sdhfhdfhfhfh
he seemed to really appreciate it, and as I demonstrated how handy it was (because you can wear it and easily put the pins there while sewing instead of having to reach to a pin cushion further away on the table), he told me he only had this huge pin cushion ("a brick" he called it, the one you can see on this video), and aaaahhhhh I'M SO ANGRY AT MYSELF for not remembering much else or barely daring to even look at him to see his reaction 😭 I do remember he got very excited when he heard he was getting a sewing-related gift though ("yessss" he said, if my memory doesn't fail me too bad) 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
and I'm so sad I didn't even get a picture of him with it, because Joona the photographer was in the possession of my phone at that moment 😔 and I also forgot to tell him I had made it myself, though I believe it's self-evident. but, you know. still 😭
and the reason why I've been so emotional about it is because I had made the ring weeks ago already, shortly after the album release event, and since then I have admired it every day (because hellooooo is it not the cutest?!) and I had imagined all the scenarios in which I'd give it to him, what I'd say about it and how he'd react to it (I wondered if he'd even know what it was, but of course he immediately recognized it as a pin cushion when I showed it to him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭), and yesterday it just suddenly hit me that when I'd be back home, the ring would no longer be there on my table for me to admire and hold in my hands, because Olli has it now? it's OLLI'S now, as intented, and yeah idk why but even now, two days later, I'm still literally crying about it as I'm writing this because I had grown strangely attached to that silly trinket and now I'll probably never see it again 🥺😭 (I guess I should just make one for myself too lol, my old one that I made almost 17 years ago is a wee bit shabby)
anyway, if anyone sees him, can you please tell him to take good care of it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
the world's biggest thanks to everyone who I hung out with on this trip, but especially to @kraeuterhexchen whose stunning art I can now admire in calendar form on my kitchen wall every month of the year (yes I shall keep you updated):
...and to @another-sun the organizer extraordinaire, as well as to my travelling companion @exitemotions (thanks for all the laughs with a touch of chaos in between <3)
here's me with BC again, the only other picture that's not blurry af lol
in conclusion, 🎵 never again, never again 🎵
...until next time 👀
#gig reports by theflyingfeeling#was that even my tag idk#sorry for cutting that video short but i wanted to exit emotions 👋#and sorry to disappoint anyone with whom i talked about that fun pose idea for my individual picture with the band 🙈#but olli was already pocketing the thing (because i gave it to him (because he was reaching his hand towards it))#so i was like welp there goes my chance ig#and i felt i had already wasted enough of their time lol (with all the other gifts + having pics taken together with @exitemotions)
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Idk how I ended up with trollbrain but here we are
#negative attention negative attention negative attention negative attention negative attention negative attention negative attention negativ#you will hate me you will report me you will get my blog taken down you will write shitty callout posts you will send me text walls#i will write some out of pocket shit on your post and youll fucking dogpile me and ill sit there overjoyed#its fucking orgasmic
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ONCE UPON A TIME Rumple in his bedroom ~ 2x04 "The Crocodile"
#we're reporting this episode Polly Pocket style 🤣 learning the rooms of the house#ouatedit#once upon a time#rumplestiltskin#rumplestiltskinedit#rs2#ouat 2x04#ouatall2#tvedit#myedit
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What a cutie pie 🥰
First Kanaphan, Diane Be True Event
03/07/2023
Credit on the photos!
#gmmtv series#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#firstkhao#him in cat ear#or him in glasses#or him mentioning how nervous he was in a solo event without Khao#or Khao going on Twitter and asking Som Som for report on how First is doing without him!#i can't 😂😂😂😂#their interactions are so wholesome#he may be 184cm but all I want do do is squeeze his cheeks and keep him in my pocket!
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If you're rewatching, go to the source and give her a view.
#the pocket report#marine biology#marine life#cool science facts#pollution#ocean conservation#environmentalism#ecology#wtf facts#sea monster#pocket report#funny#crack#laugh tag#funny tiktok#us politics#knee of huss
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imagine the resident evil characters just making scrapbooks out of all the notes/clues
#resident evil#jill seems like she would#leon's are neatly organized#chris's are crumpled from being stuffed in his bajillion pockets#claire doesn't like scrapbooking#she just lets leon file them with his reports#ethan absolutely scrapbooks with mia as therapy lmao#parker and carlos absolutely help Jill pick out stamps and stickers#they're good boys#sheva and piers have to try to smooth out chris' notes so they're legible and it's frustrating#ada just steals leon's when he's done. helena approves.
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#Kickstarter#poll#voting#just curious about the general consensus#I keep seeing things go really badly with scammers getting away with tons of money#and small creators getting no support because the scammers are either#getting all#the attention or genuinely scaring people away from supporting kickstarters#generally it seems like Kickstarter doesn’t step in and help people in the case of scammers#has anyone seen them actually refund people when this happens?#Ive been watching one unfold right now#40k into a guy’s pocket#400 something people reporting the kickstarter#nothing happening so far#we’ll see I guess#anyway#hi how are you doing?
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walt is #1 baby boy and reporter is #1 baby girl
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posts my ex would kill me for but i do NOT see why twitter is constantly doing insane things to kaeya’s cervix that man is a COP!!!!! whatever happened to acab.
#icarus speaks#gacha impact#his first quest is making up an insane fucking lie to trick you and some criminal into getting arrested#almost arresting YOU in the process because again. HE TRICKED YOU THERE#and you don’t even have a CHOICE because even if you go ‘hey we should report this’ paimon is like ‘noooooo let’s just go’#so when he finds you he’s like ‘but you’re just as bad see? because otherwise you would’ve told me’#BITCH I WANTED TO BUT THE FUCKING COSMIC TODDLER IN MY POCKET DIDNT LET ME
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Peter Tork, 1966.
“Local Singer Debuts On NBC-TV Sept. 12
Mansfield (Special) — A local folk-singer will make his television debut Sept. 12 when The Monkees’ premiere on the NBC network at 8 p.m.
Peter Thorkelson, 24, is the son of Prof. and Mrs. John Thorkelson of Wormwood Hill Road.
Known professionally as Peter Tork, [he] has been interested in folk singing and the guitar for the past 15 years.
A 1959 Edwin O. Smith High School graduate, he attended Carlton [sic] College in Northfield, Minn.
While there he was a disc jockey for the college radio station.
Thorkelson as been entertaining in Greenwich Village and Hollywood, Calif. for the past three years.
During his year at Smith, he was a reporter for the school humor magazine and was active in the drama club.
Before attending Smith, Thorkelson completed three years at Wyndham High School where he was active in the drama, rifle and French clubs and was a member of the school band.
[…] Peter will be flying into New York with the other cast members, to spend the weekend with his grandmother, Mrs. Cait Strauss [sic].” - Hartford Courant, September 3, 1966
"[When I lived in New York] I also taught a bunch of kids up in Westchester for awhile. I wonder if they remember me now." - Peter Tork, The Monkees: Here We Are (1967)
“I arrived on the Village scene the winter of ‘61, and stayed there for about two and a half years. I played guitar and banjo. I came to the Village for glamour, excitement, hippiedom, the liberal lifestyle, free love. I was on the basket-passing circuit in the smaller clubs, like the Basement, the Cyclops and the Id. I later played Gerdes.
What I was working towards was to be in a group. When the Beatles hit, where were all the folkies going to go? But I also wanted to be a folk music performer.
A lot of what I did was hanging out, feeling for the first time that I was part of the scene, walking down the street and seeing people I knew, doing a little flirting. People were coming to the Village to sit down and have a cup of coffee and hope to find the free love that was supposed to be all around. The character that I was on The Monkees was developed on the stages of the Village clubs.” - Peter Tork, Bringing It All Back Home: 25 Years of American Music at Folk City (1986) (x)
More about Peter’s years at Carleton College and Greenwich Village here; more about Peter’s school days here.
#Peter Tork#Tork quotes#60s Tork#1966#1960s#The Monkees#Monkees#<3#(was he carrying a notepad and pen around in his shirt pocket? <3)#been typing up a lot of interviews/articles so long reads will be frequent#('reporter for the school humor magazine'; bet those are funny and smart reads)#1950s#early 1960s#Catherine McGuire Straus#long read#Hartford Courant#The Monkees: Here We Are#Bringing It All Back Home: 25 Years of American Music at Folk City#can you queue it
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general paper draft due this friday, maths report due next monday, portfolio draft due this friday... girl can we slow down a bit please
#the maths report was also supposed to be due this friday btw#i managed to get an extension since i'm sick#but my other classmates still have to submit it by this friday on top of everything#i'm not even like Tired atp i'm Bored bc i haven't done much for fun in a while#i miss playing my bass but by the time i get home/finish my work it's way too late at night to do that#barely any time to finish more than a simply drawing#i only really write in the little pockets of time that i have...#pleaseeee girl give us some time to breathe holy shit#vex rambles
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