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best thing about vampires is i can just make shit up about them. "that's not how they work" says who? bram stoker? he's not the boss of me
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#this poll exists because ppl i follow post prev/ask games and despite wanting to participate#i dont know like 90% of them so i cant say anything#hope its not worded too confusing sorry#vex rambles#poll#polls
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Thé Harbingers finding out you’re dating Scaramouche
Scaramouche x Reader, Swearing, Deez nuts jokes (I had too).
#genshin impact x reader#scaramouche x reader#genshin impact#childe x reader#la signora x reader#genshin impact scaramouche#vex rambles#genshin smau#childe genshin impact#dottore x reader#genshin crack
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PACMAN FULL PLAYTHROUGH (ALL ENDINGS)
#sorry i broke out my old console like a week ago and it is doing irreparable damage to my brain#“computer games will rot your brain” well 80s video games will do the exact same thing#once i fucking GET those bitch ass ghosts it's over#vex rambles
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honestly if a vampire bit me i wouldn't be mad. that's on me, they caught me lacking. also if they were hungry then who am i to let them starve
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i apologise for who i am going to be when the final series comes out
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pro-nouns? well, yeah, of course i am. i mean they're kinda important to the english language.
#i should go to bed but no there's too much shit in my drafts and i personally#think they're funny. so you are all going to see it rn#vex rambles
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what do you mean the masochism tango by tom lehrer isn't romantic
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[on a date] yeah i just feel like Weird Al gets written off most times as just the parody guy when in reality he's insanely smart and unbelievably talented, and he has quite a lot of original songs too that are just as funny also have i told you yet about his punk-ish undertones during his earlier career cause– hey where are you going
#vex rambles#was trying to sleep. had thoughts about him. shot straight up and wrote this#weird al yankovic
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i’m like 100% sure the Captain died in the stupidest way imagineable. Like it had nothing to do with Havers or anything it was just the most random and silly death. Worthy of a spot of Stupid Deaths, if you will
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i hope barclay dies in the last series i hope alison goes batshit and kills him
#maybe im joking maybe im not#interesting character. creates interesting plots. cannot for the life of me stand his ass.#vex rambles#bbc ghosts
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it's like a surgeon saturday remember to leave your kidney out for weird al tonight
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on one hand i want humphrey to be chill and be the level-headed voice of reason with the ghosts and be included more but also i think he should be allowed to be unhinged. he should bite people's ankles and yell at them from on top of shelves he deserves it
#humphrey bone#he's been left alone so long so why shouldn't he lose it a little#he can still be included i just think he should help the rest cause problems#bbc ghosts#vex rambles
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if you have multiple names in your bio i hope you know i salute you and i love you
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the e in e-mail stands for evil
#“i hope this email finds you well” no it found me in bed and in pain why would you do this to me /silly#vex rambles
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