I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

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Anyway...

I think that the real essence of a 'trans' story isn't actually about gender at all, so much as it's about going through a transition from one state where you're miserable and unhappy and wish for death or feel like you're already dead to another radically different state where...you're content. You're just content. You had something chronically wrong with you, like a painful screeching that just becomes the background noise of your existence and then...it's gone. You are, in some ineffable cosmic sense, where you belong.

May your pain medication always kick in right after you take them. May your compression garments always slip on your body with ease. May you always find your footing when you walk. May you wake up with energy and zest. May your sinuses always be clear

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

"There's escape in escaping" oh really. is there. i am escaping the Taylor Swift Awareness Prison by forgetting that she exists. but i cannot fully escape. because she's fucking everywhere

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

Weird Al Fact #50:

Weird Al had planned to parody a song by The Strokes and have it themed around heart attacks, but struggled to decipher what Julian Casablancas was singing and dropped the idea.

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