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lunalunawillow · 6 months

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So um I don't wanna worry people but can we acknowledge how much in danger Bullfrog is in

We have the execution on live television which makes it hard to do an escape without triggering any sort of attention but also we have to consider that he's the only one who has a bomb on his head that can be activated any time by the biggest snake the world has ever seen!!

Please keep him alive

#captain laserhawk #captain laserhawk bullfrog #bullfrog #pls spare him #captain laserhawk spoilers #this is reminding of the time earlier this year where i was hoping another character i loved that was in danger of death and THEY KILLED HIM #and i don't want to go through that again 💀#this scrimblo better stay breathing or else i'm starting my reputation era #rayman we're all counting on you!!

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ghost-bxrd · 4 months

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okay so this is an idea I’ve seen brought up maybe once before, but maybe Jason (before the Bats find out who he is) accidentally lets something slip that makes them realize that he’s literally, like, a child (seventeen, sixteen, I’m not sure how old he is at that point exactly, but either works)

and Bruce “adoption addiction” Wayne promptly looks at this obviously traumatized teenager and decides that he should adopt Red Hood.

I just think Jason would be so confused (maybe a little pissed too)

I’ve touched on that a little bit in What you’re longing for (you claim to abhor)!

I think this trope is wayyy underrated. Like, Jason is still so, so young. Basically a child. Even if he died at sixteen and then spent two years with the league (even if we’re counting the time he spent dead as aging). He’s barely even legal when he returns to Gotham. Or if we’re being generous let’s say he’s nineteen.

Doesn’t matter, he’s barely out of his teens (maybe he’s still IN his teens if you bend the timeline of your fic a little) and he’s experienced horrors that would have most people become utterly unable to function. But Jason? That boy takes his trauma and channels it into anger. Which, not exactly healthy, but well.

Anyway, getting off topic:

YES. Jason is still basically a kid when he debuts as the Red Hood, and you know what else he is? A good boy who’s not gonna touch any alcohol until he’s officially 21.

“But why would he do that? He grew up in Crime Alley! Ain’t nobody got time for age limitations!”

Hear me out! Let’s assume he grew up in a household where his father, Willis Todd, drank quite a lot on the regular in addition to his mom’s addiction. Jason experienced the aftermath of this (perhaps domestic violence?) every time his dad returned from a job/jail and he grew to loathe any and all substances, including alcohol. Knowing Jason and his convictions it wouldn’t be too far fetched to assume he’d never touch a single drop of alcohol at all.

So that’s one way he could slip up while taking to his goons (and having the bats overhear) or even straight up talking to one of them where maybe Dick banters a bit and goes “Hey, perhaps you should chill out a bit. Have a drink maybe” and Jason just instinctively goes “Fuck you Dickwing, I’m seventeen/eighteen/nineteen! I’m not allowed to drink!”

And Dick just— bluescreens. And immediately goes to tell Bruce, obviously.

OR

The Bats assume Jason is this old guy (Bruce’s or Drathstroke’s age maybe) and consequently they keep alluding to things that happened way before Jason was ever even born and at first he’s so? Confused??? But eventually it just gets really annoying and eventually he just— snaps.

“How the fuck would I know which Nokia gen hit the market that year? I was born in fuckin’ XXXX, I’m an iPhone kid!”

“Stop referencing the Cold War dipshit, I’m fucking seventeen! I’m glad I remember my own damn birthday!”

“I don’t know, I was like— two back then.”

Bruce, obviously, would take .1 seconds to realize:

“Omg. That’s- that’s a whole child. That’s a whole damn TRAUMATIZED child, killing people and sawing off heads. Omg someone must have hurt him so bad. Don’t worry tho, son, Batman’s got you. You won’t have to hurt anybody ever again. We’re here for you. Would you like the room next to Tim’s or Dick’s?”

Meanwhile Jason: “what the fuck”

#ghost talks #lmao Jason would be so done at this point #like pls spare him all the horrible references he doesn’t understand #he’s gen z #and everyone is suddenly using boomer memes #and he’s so lost #dick isn’t helping #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #robin #tim drake #red hood #fic #batdad #good dad bruce wayne #brainstorming

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gfwooyo · 2 years

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turns out gender IS real but jeff satur is in possession of all of it

#pls sir spare some 🤲#jeff satur #like i've literally never experienced more intense gender envy than when i see new pics of him it's insane #*#kinnporsche cast #kim theerapanyakul #yes i'm putting this in kim's tag and no one can stop me

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lunarw0rks · 1 month

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buying an old, secluded house in the scottish highlands, intending on renovating and reselling it. but you find out quickly that it's haunted. like, haunted haunted.

at first, you refuse to believe a man that pretty would be dead. let alone, a nefarious spirit with... questionable intentions.

but, compared to the (literal) horror stories you've heard, spirit!johnny is pretty cordial in his ways of messing with you. always picks up the books he knocks over to startle you, or when you scream at him to give you back your keys, or quit hiding your glasses, dammit

sometimes, when you're in the right mood, you find it comforting to know you're not all alone out in the middle of nowhere. it's not like you can tell your friends and family any details of this. you'll sound downright insane.

you learn to deal with the strong scent of his cologne or the creak of his footsteps (which you only hear because he wants you to, of course).

and—naturally—the feeling of large hands smoothing along your spine, down to your hips, a thumb strumming your lips. possessively, right as sleep engulfs you. the first few times you chalk it up to an erotic fantasy that only surfaces when you're exhausted and bordering on delirium.

however, it proves difficult to rationalize the voice. especially when he knows your name.

#and occasionally his friend appears who is ummmm MASSIVE and /definitely/ scarier #simon thinks its funny to stand behind you in the mirror and disappear right when you notice #hes usually nicer if you set out a cup of tea or cigs for him before bed #you havent heard him talk but sometimes hear a deep chuckle #does this make any fucking sense im experiencing a caffeine crash #do i elaborate or shut the fuck up #unedited #pls spare me #spirit!johnny #spirit!ghoap #[also simon hates you touching his things]#mw2 #call of duty #task force 141 #ghoap #soap mactavish #simon riley #rachel speaks

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slocumjoe · 1 month

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Concept for if Bethesda loved the other Companions same as old tricky dick

Gage; a dlc that doesn't kinda suck actually, but also properly explores what being a raider entails, and what kind of people end up as one. I don't think you could actually redeem him, but I'd like that idea to be directly confronted, as least. I've talked about this before but it's wasted potential that you can't make the Nuka Gang confront the fact that Oh Shit The Farmers Are Now Dangerous

Deacon: I don't think he needs his own side quest or even DLC, but I'd like him to have side quests attached to him, a la Nick's detective cases sidequests. He's a spy. Pls let us do spy shit

Piper: Same as Deacon, but I think she actively needs a sidequest. Her character gimmick, her plot purpose, and her actual affinity talks are so unrelated it's painful. Let her journalism actually be content, not just a bit of trivia about her. A set of side quests + a personal quest that addresses Diamond City's Problems with a capital P. Lots of societal issues in that little space and we do nothing with any of it.

Preston: just fix the Minutemen and give this man a goddamn break. The Minutemen just need a rehaul, so as to not have him be the quest giver. And give him other stuff to do! I wanna actually fight the Gunners! Bring up and address the failures of the old Minutemen!!! Please!!!

X6-88: give the bitch something oh my God. Much like Gage, I don't think you can convince him to let go of the Institute, but give us a CHANCE. Emil just seems so scared to ask hard questions and use interesting concepts.

Danse; finish his arc you thots (also I think Fallout 4 really lacks some humanizing/soft moments in the world and I think Danse would be a good. Subject? For them. Like a shelter dog getting to play with ducklings. Idk but I have a vision)

MacCready: they forgot that his whole point was having a whole ass baby. Give him his child wtf.

Strong; delete

Codsworth; stronger plot presence. This robot raised that old bitch let him throw hands. Also, if you wanted to put quests in Sanctuary that spawn up as the town develops, Codsworth would be a great quest giver and tagalong as you try and keep the piece and set up some kind of society.

Curie; I've said it before. I'm saying again. Curies whole deal should have been a major plot point. She's a robot that becomes human and develops human feelings with human biology. This is not important to any faction leader. What on earth.

Cait; yall fuckin know how I feel about Cait but honestly, her personal quest sucks so much I'd rather they didn't. Just give her more and better affinity talks. She needs more time to open up and develop, and 4 conversations is not enough.

Hancock; I have quite a few nitpicks about Hancock but the fact that Micky D getting ganked and being revealed to be a synth DOESNT MATTER is insane. Macdonough's last interaction with Hancock was crucial to his character arc and not letting that circle around is so, so miserable. Also, I want politically-charged quests. Campaigning! Discussions on economy! He's a mayor of this weird little anarchy town, let us play in that space.

#i cannot believe nick got his own dlc #like. i KNEW. i KNOW. but like #WOW.#THE FAVORITISM.#HE WAS THE MOST DEVELOPED ONE ALREADY GUYS #THATS NOT SAYING MUCH BUT HE STILL HAD A LOT MORE LEGWORK PUT IN #SPARE A CRUMB OF DEVELOPMENT PLS #im pretty neutral to nick but i actively like him less #knowing that hes the golden child #the one that gets pizza hut after football practice but the others get papa johns #idk im so fuckin tired #i have a three day weekend and all i wanna do is get back to work #i am NOT a downtime person

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tuxxydo · 6 months

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luffy's fruit is based on nika "the warrior of liberation" and ivankov describes kuma's fruit as "the hand of liberation." and when kuma's power is first explained, usopp describes it as "the most ridiculous devil fruit [he's] ever heard of!" then when luffy's fruit gets reexplained—when it's true power is revealed—the gorosei describe it as "the most ridiculous power in the world!" do you also want to kill yourself over this?

#luffy and kuma. destiny's tied. the sun god and his priest.#kuma spent most of the story either sparing luffy or saving either him or sumn connected to him.#it's luffy's turn to save kuma PLS #this would be the only reason for their connection to run this deep #someone PLEASE give luffy the sparknotes on sun god nika and kuma's backstory #one piece #monkey d luffy #bartholomew kuma #mugiwara

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5283 · 7 months

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the worst of evil is a crime kdrama where u actually don't want to see the case be solved and dread it with every episode

#let's be honest solving this case is like the third most important thing to this story #pls my guy gicheol cannot take any more betrayals #spare him #the worst of evil #ji chang wook #wi ha joon

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lady-tortilla-chip · 4 months

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Ooooh the way the scene where Laurent gets felt up and Damen becomes so lost in rage over it that he kills two people before being restrained again parallels the scene with the Regent where Damen again assaults two people all while being restrained by several others and promising to kill the regent for touching Laurent.

The way both those scenes end with Laurent choosing a route that brings Damen the most pain but saves his life.

The contrasting elements between these points in the story are interesting too. The way stakes were lower in the first scenario because Laurent had planned everything out and if he could convince those men to let Damen go even if just to torture him then they would both make it out alive. But in the latter scenario Laurent doesn’t have that guarantee of a fallback anymore and just like Damen his decision is powered by a need to protect. There is no deeper thought than simply saving Damen’s life. And he does. He manages the situation and offers his own life instead.

#I mean one could argue it’s a similar scene to book 1 as well where Laurent loses so much ground to his uncle #to spare Damen’s life after he ran and Laurent had warned him against it #oh my gawd that part had me so fucking stressed aofjrlfjerlflamfla #I was like NOOOO DAMEN NOOOOO!!!!!#WAIT FOR A DIFFERENT OPPORTUNITY PLS 😭#but in these two scenes Damen is powered by a protectiveness towards Laurent #anyway GAWD I LOVE THEM #and this is some ramble I came up with in the middle of the night #captive prince #damen x laurent #damen of akielos #laurent of vere

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frnkiebby · 21 days

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theres so much going on here~🎃

#can any one spare a pixel?#the dr pepper #the cig #the nail polish #the STUPID CUTE CURL #thank everything holy the best is covering up that fuck ass tie #fucking stupid ass ridiculous wide tie #i love him but pls #just #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

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sonego · 3 months

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jannik sinner is singlehandedly gonna destroy the nation of the netherlands

#we'll thank him but also there are a few people i like there so spare them pls #nico.txt

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gothyorhamoved · 1 year

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PROFESSOR LAYTON AND THE NEW WORLD OF STEAM

#AARGRHRHGH IM GOING CRAZZYYYY #I MISSED HIM SO BAD #AND THE ART IS BABY LUKE MY FUCKVING SON IS BACK #i am sooo unwell rn y’all :’)#alfendi answers??? spare alfendi answer level five?????#postings #mygifs #professor layton #pl #professor layton and the new world of steam #luke triton #hershel layton #nintendo direct #nintendo

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artbybai · 4 months

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3 AM Turles sketch.

I think he’d be fun to chill with tbh once you get past the whole “evil” and “destroyed planets to achieve limitless power” thing

#artbybai #dragon ball #fan art #sketch #turles #tree of might #i think hed be chill #i sooo wish we could learn ANYTHING else abt him dawg #gimme the lore #spare a crumb pls #i like to imagine he was considered dead by King Cold after being sent off to find the Seed of Might #so he wasnt really meant to become a space pirate but the Cold Force abandoned him

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magicaldreamfox1 · 2 years

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pete + reacting to vegas

#he's insane god bless #i've been thinking abt making this gifset since saturday #it's abt the nervous and scared smiley pete vs him being super super calm with that dark ga(y)ze around vegas #this took me 4 hours to gif so. Pls spare a reblog #vegaspete #pete #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #bl shows #my gifs #here's the pete vegaspete aligned gifset for my 5 besties who liked that post i hope u enjoy <3 #wait these actually look quite good yesterday while making them i thought they look atrocious

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idk-ig · 9 months

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The younger Olympians GC

Dad’s Fastest Swimmers (& Heph) is the name.

The group chat with Ares, Athena, Hephaestus, Apollo, Artemis, Hermes, Dionysus, and Aphrodite. It’s the younger Olympian chat.

Athena had to swear an oath on the Styx to never speak of it or anything in it without permission from every other member in the chat before she was allowed to join. Curiosity got her to agree.

After a few weeks of her being in it, they realized that they had nothing to worry about. And that their oldest sister was 1) f***ing hilarious and 2) not nearly as devoted to Zeus as they had thought.

Athena was released from the oath a month later.

Actually, this chat has done wonders for everyone’s relationships with each other because it’s a bonding experience.

The chat is kept as an utmost secret and nobody outside of its members knows it even exists. Zeus would probably be extremely paranoid and thus furious if he found out about it. Poseidon would probably find it hilarious, though.

Apollo named it. Obviously.

Aphrodite knows about this chat but since she’s not a sibling, she wasn’t allowed in it, initially. But she cited the fact that in some myths, she is a sibling and they decided to roll with it. She was a great addition.

They use it to speculate on the elder Olympians and just to let people know things. There isn’t anything in there that would warrant Zeus’s suspicion but it’s Zeus, so…

Hermes: meeting in 20, Z pissed

Hephaestus: wonderful

Athena: what about?

Hermes: no clue

Aphrodite: bet Hera found out he was having an affair 🙄

Ares: nah

Ares: prolly woke up with no hair or smth

Apollo: maybe he woke up with clown make-up and he’s too embarrassed to ask who did it but too upset to let it go

Ares:

Literally everyone else:

Artemis: that’s oddly specific

Or

Dionysus: so, what would happen if there was a rager thrown in Hera’s gardens last night while she was visiting Oceanus and Tethys?

Dionysus: and now the east quad of lotus flowers have been crushed and Alfie is still high 12 hours later?

Dionysus: hypothetically

Hermes: …how…what…why…?

Artemis: how did Alfie even get drugs?

Apollo *at the same time*: I thought the ediles were the peacock treats!

Artemis: …

Apollo: I wonder what I was eating

Hephaestus: is that why I couldn’t find them!?!

Aphrodite: you were at the party 😱

Hermes: you do edibles!?!

Hephaestus: no, Mother asked me to look after Alfie while she was gone so I went to check on him this morning and I couldn’t find the treats

Apollo: oh

Artemis & Aphrodite: Apollo, eww

Apollo: they kinda tasted good ngl

Dionysus: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM?

Ares: you are screwed, what’s the problem?

Dionysus: if I tell her it was an accident, do you think she’ll spare me?

Athena: Zeus has tried that with her many times in the past and it hasn’t worked before so I don’t see it working now

Athena: like when she first met you

Everyone: 0w0

*later*

Dionysus: guys I’m getting a summons from Hera…

Apollo: good luck, soldier 🫡

Aphrodite: it was nice knowing you

Ares: we’ll make sure there’s some lotuses on your grave

#Inspired by a fanfic #also inspired by reddit #Younger Olympians #incorrect greek gods #artemis #ares #apollo #athena #aphrodite #dionysus #hermes #hephaestus #Hera #zeus #Athena just roasting Dionysus #Alfie is Hera’s favorite peacock #She’s very protective of him #Zeus rocking up with the new baby like “it was an accident I swear!” “Pls spare him”

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tessasbrainrotbin · 11 months

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wishing everyone a very happy pride month from feddy fastbear :)

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hunny-bxscuit · 2 years

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beep boop Chapter 2 for You Know Me Too Well is out! There isn’t any Macaque or Wukong content yet sdjnhj just more sibling shenanigans with Nezha.

#macaque x reader #sun wukong x reader #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk nezha #posting this chatpter before my first day of college starts ToT #my art #ykmtw #nezha #pls spare him he likes his hair brushed back lmao

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