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Preliminary Round! Who will be the Third's champion in the unofficial-official Most Smashable Scions bracket?
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uh yeah i sure hope she is ;)))))
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thanks for the addition necrumblr user princess ianthe's foreskin
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By the King Undying, you people are dogs. I will reblog as usual.
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Me: Haha, I went to Ida and came back with snow blindness from all the fake glitz. :D Haha, I went to the Koinortus Court and came back seven years ago - I would have posted sooner but the joke was pending approval :D
Always, Without Fail, Some Fucking Dipshit:
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*Koniortos. Stay in school, kids.
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A prodigy child spirit talker has escaped Fifth House custody after stealing a priceless artifact. That's right, folks, we've got a small medium at large.
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john we've talked about the name thing
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Hydration Check!
Has your necromancer had water and taken their vitamins/probiotics/perscriptions today?
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(un)friendly reminder that there's nothing wrong with kinky roleplay and the suggestions and scenarios on this blog do not equal endorsement of irl cavalier-necromancer relationships.
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You know what? No. Fuck this, and fuck you fetishising cavalierdom. Frankly, as a necromancer, I'm digusted knowing that my cavalier can't even wipe the blood sweat from my brow without you making it sexual!
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My brother under Dominicus you literally write reader x Necrolord Prime x lyctor fanfic
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are we forgetting that OP has literally admitted to owning unpaid servants?
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they're skeletons?????????????
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they didn't die to pick up your laundry lazy motherfucker
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taking my final exam tonight wish me luck guys!
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what thefuck. what the fuck. my cousin Throckmorton told me my metaphors were uninspired and my performance stilted. IF HE KNEW THE FUCKING NUMBERS MY EROTIC POETRY DOES ON NECRUMBLR
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joining the cohort. if anyone even cares.
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a novel where a flesh magician and a spirit talker become roommates and have wacky adventures
plot twist: the spirit talker is super extroverted and slutty and the life of every party while the flesh magician is so prudish they keep their clothes on in the sonic and so timid they faint at the sight of blood
the novel is called "the spirit is willing but the flesh is meek"
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