ortus big naturals

Chapter 2 is out!!!

and the future stretches out there in between us

“There’s something romantic about it, don’t you think?” she murmurs into Jody’s shoulder, after even Jody has given in and gone to bed.

“What do you mean?” Jody asks, and from the question alone Corona knows that Jody doesn’t see it.

“You know. The long night. Weeks of total darkness, cold enough that we have to huddle for warmth by candlelight, with no-one but the stars as our witness…anything could happen,” she purrs, and lets her hand wander up and down Jody’s thigh to underscore her point. Gooseflesh raises against her palm, and Jody scoots a little closer. She probably doesn’t even realise. Her body craves Corona’s touch like warmth, like shelter, and Corona is terrified that one day Jody might grow used to its availability.

There’s silence, now, except for the pattering of rain against the window, a quiet that drags out for so long it becomes abundantly clear how much Jody does not get it.

Judith, Coronabeth, and the longest night.

Do you ever just wanna get sad? If yes, check out the sequel to my postcanon jodybeth fic at the end of the world, but not before. if no, still check it out, because I promise I will resolve all this heartbreak in the next chapter.

fiona and sasha getting dragged out of gearbox's lost and found is sooo funny honestly. i know the real diehards have been aware of this for a while but the promo tweet really hit me. seeing the twitter replies going "why weren't they in borderlands 3?" "why is this a book and not a game?" "why wasn't this the plot of tales 2?" ... heartwarming. inspiring. with enough social media pressure you too can badger a franchise into remembering two women of colour and giving them a spinoff novel a decade after their game first released

this is what its like being autistic on tumblr

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Cosmic Persona Quiz 💫💫

Link to the quiz

Yeah checks out lmao. I am definitely odd.

NPT: @mythical-illustrator @moonlightwarriorqueen @dickarchivist @jedi-hawkins @reader6898 @wings-and-beskar @dystopicjumpsuit and anyone else interested

A Patreon request of Coronabeth and Judith as Miss Piggy and Kermit. This one really got a laugh out of me, and it was fantastic to draw.

let’s see paul allen’s mall-based outfit

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

it's important and good for you to have a friend you can be a hater with

before i forget

HAPPY APRIL,

FOOLS

not in this life or any other

gah. it sucks that you have to boop from main because my main is defunct and i dont use it anymore. nobody knows me there my friends are on here help

got bae'zel brainrot and its terminal

there were never such devoted sisters ✨