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Am I the asshole for calling a (now ex-) mutual a stingy asshole?
So to start, I (NB20) am in a pretty rough situation, I'm facing homelessness soon, transphobia at home and work and my hours have been getting cut resulting in me making even less money that can sustain me. I have a toyhou.se forum post up stating I have emergency commissions open to help me out and to please support me if you can. This is where the situation begins. I have a mutual on toyhou.se who I'll call Apple (MTF22) I talk to sometimes to the point I'd say we are friends, not super close but friends nonetheless. She made a bulletin telling people about my commissions and to please comm me if they could which I'm very grateful for since I did get a few customers from her because of that. The thing is, a few weeks later, she made a bulletin talking about how happy she was so many commissions she bought were finished around the same time and posted all of them with the artists tagged in the post. It was honestly... quite a few, I'm talking like 9 pieces of art of her fursona and even a custom vtuber model she got of her sona. I was going to reply all happy for her, but it made me think... how much did she spend on those commissions?? So I went through all the artists socials to find their commission prices and came to a total of fucking $385!!! More than half of my current goal I'm trying to make through commissions to stay out of homelessness!! So I messaged Apple saying since I saw she bought a few commissions if she was interested in buying a comm from me. She replies saying "Ohh! I'd love to <333 but im just not in a place to buy any more comms right now :< sorry >.<!!" So I casually reply really? because it seems like your in the perfect place to help me out after already spending over $300 in commissions. She tells me she's sorry and really wishes someone would be able to help me out but she just wasn't that interested in my art or a custom to which I tell her she could've easily donated to my ko-fi which I have always had since she clearly has money to spend? To this, she straight up IP blocks me. So still fucking annoyed, I vented in a discord server I share with a few friends from being in a few shared CS together, saying how annoying it is rich assholes like her would drop half a thousand for a picture of their fursona but don't even blink twice at their so called friends. anyway, one of my friends takes a look at Apples th profile and notices she has a new bulletin up and sends me a screenshot, but anways the bulletin reads like "hey!! just saying, but please dont come into my dms acting like you know my financial situation better than i do, just because i buy a lot of commissions doesnt mean im made of money! and please dont think that me commisioning artist 1 means i hate artist 2? thats so weird, thanks!!!!!" and seeing all their subscribers just kissing her ass pissed me off so i made my own bulletin that just stated "i thought it was pretty fucking weird to know how bad ur friend's situation was and to go buy a bunch of comms instead of buying a comm from or even throwing a buck to help me out? like yeah im gonna think i know ur situation better than u, you stingy fuck!!!" Anyway, she mustve been block evading (which I reported her for) since she unblocked me, took a screenshot of my bulletin, then went on about how she lived in an abusive household; her dad had thrown her into a sink and chipped her tooth, bruised half her face and scarred it pretty badly. She bought a bunch of commissions immediately afterwards in a panic to make herself feel better, paying everything with her savings. Which to me.. isn't an excuse. Ive been hit and abused and still found scraps of money to pull together to give to mutuals who need it and Ive been bumping my own post like crazy and she had literal weeks to donate or comm me. Not to mention Ive had exmutuals of hers come to me saying that shes never donated anything to them either despite advertising their posts but always had money for plushies, comms and other crap, meaning Im not alone in thinking shes a stingy asshole. This is getting long, so here, tumblr AITA?
What are these acronyms?
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alright, so here’s the deal since I need to come clean with y’all
I’m paying off my 2021 year taxes since I owed them money and stuff, I made a payment plan with TurboTax and shit and I’ve already made 2 payments out of 4. I’ve been paying that pack easy and on time; no issues there. However, I got a letter from the irs saying I was 2 months late on my payments (which I wasn’t) apparently I made the payments in the wrong year or section?? I have no fucking clue tbh; I thought I was paying it right but apparently not. BUT luckily the 2 payments I made were still under my name and social but they were unclaimed. I gave them a call to sort it out and got the 2 payments back to the balance of where it should’ve gone! I was firm to tell them I was already in a payment plan (I have them the 2 last dates on the other 2 payments I need to do) and we AGREED to stick by it. All is good, I thought I sorted it out. I got another letter confirming it and everything. Awesome!
Then yesterday I got YET another letter from the irs, basically they want me to pay the full remaining balance (aka: 3.5k) by AUGUST 28th of next month. So uh, I’m a little stressed out and anxious about that because idk about y’all but I literally do not have 3,500 dollars. IF I DID…I WOULD’VE PAID IT OFF.
So now I have to wait for the 4th to pass so I can give them a call and ask them why they decided to fully charge me the rest by that date instead of the payment plan we agreed on. If worst comes to worst; they’re going to tell me it’s all due on august with no exceptions. And if it is, I’m literally screwed. Because I do NOT have that kind of money.
Part of me wants to open comms but I literally can’t, my body will not handle that kind of pressure with what I already have on my shoulders. I would take like maybe 2 comms but I deadass doubt anyone would even pay 100 dollars for my art. It’s not that good enough unless it’s a comic and right now? I don’t wanna be doing comic comms. No way.
And what’s worse is that I haven’t paid for shipping on the other plush orders that are done (sun, moon and teddy Freddy and Gregory) as-well as gotten the bulk order on the keychain plushies finalized because the met amount hasn’t been reached yet. I honestly wanted to cry because I felt like a complete failure,
I am not nor will I ever use the money for shipping to make any other purchases than what they are intended for, that would be irresponsible of me to do so. That money was from you guys for me to ship your orders and that will NOT be touched.
My friends lightly suggested that I upped my princess on the plushies because they cost a lot more to produce and ship, and they’re right but if I charged more then they won’t be affordable and won’t make much sales, I’m thinking after the keychain plushies I should just go back to sticking with chains, pins and stickers. BUT what I will do is charge the keychain plushies from 30 to 40 dollars because I sold my blueberry plush for 40 so it’s only fair.
I wouldn’t be struggling too much if I knew what I was doing as a small business owner but since I’m new to it I practically don’t know what I’m doing. I’ve been suggested to look for other stuff that I can do for me to make a profit while not spending too much. And target stuff I know will sell well.
But right now? I gotta go as planned, so I am begging for help.
Please please let’s try to get the stuff on my shop sold out for me (if possible), you can share to whoever you want and purchase whatever you see of interest in my shop! And if you can leave a tip that’ll help a lot!
And if you can’t buy anything on my shop, that’s okay! You can also buy me a Kofi or two! ANYTHING helps!
I’m trying to prepare for the worst, I just hope that’s not the case but I’m deadass loosing my grip. so PLEASE PLEASE help me in any way you can if you want!
The goal for my stuff is to make others happen with stuff that I create, art is something I love to do and want to make a career out of, and your support would mean a lot! Thanks!
I’ll update y’all on what happens after I give the damn irs a call on Tuesday. In the meantime, im gonna try not to spiral. Links to my Kofi, Shop and even Paypal are down below! Thank you!
https://ko-fi.com/frechiiie/shop
https://ko-fi.com/frechiiie
https://www.paypal.me/Frecher
#txt#i feel pathetic for typing this but I have to come clean#please help me out! it would mean a lot if you want me to continue what I do and wanna support what I do
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Promptathon 2023 Masterlist
Promptathon 2023 is now over, with a grand total of 647 comments and 41 fills - which is the most fills we've had for the summer prompthon since 2014, wow. Thank you to everyone who prompted, created, beta read, commented, cheered, and took part. We hope you had fun! It's been an absolute delight to see our corner of fandom so active. We do plan to keep the momentum going, so please watch this space (or the comm dreamwidth or discord) for updates on a friending meme coming later this week, sign ups for the Secret Santa fic exchange coming soon, and a revial of All The Things Friday...
If you still have prompt fills that you’re working on, or feel inspired by prompts now or in the future from any of our community events, please do keep creating. Now that promptathon is over they won’t be included as part of the event or masterlist, but they will always be appreciated :)
Promptathon 2023 Masterlist
A Different Call | AO3 by @inkvoices
(PG13; Endgame, may or may not be considered an AU)
Prompt: And it's been so long
But if you ever think you got it wrong
I'm right where you left me
A Little Less War Torn by @poppypickle
(PG-13; no warnings apply)
Prompt: “You touch me and suddenly I feel a little less war torn. I'm not sure what peace is supposed to feel like but I think it may feel a lot like you” — anatomy-of-rains
A Tourist's Guide To Amsterdam by @chaed
(T; some language and violence)
Prompt: nothing good starts in a getaway car
Building Tensions | tumblr by @quietlyimplode
(PG; swearing)
Prompt: Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off
Burn | AO3 by @alphaflyer
(M; no warnings apply)
Prompt: ‘I’m intrigued; the last three attempts on my life were much better funded and prepared.’ (Same Time, Next Hit: Part 1)
bye-bye bikinis & boxers & briefs | AO3 | tumblr by @cassiesinsanity
(M; no warnings apply; OT3)
Prompt: "Are we sure about this?" Clint says. "I mean, he shot you. Just putting that out there." (Probably Clint/Natasha/Bucky)
Endings and Beginnings | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Dying
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.
Lady Lazarus - Sylvia Plath
faking it by @quidnunc-life
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Dying
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.
Lady Lazarus - Sylvia Plath
Heat | AO3 by @alphaflyer
(M; movie-level violence)
Prompt: Doing a mission in, or coping with, excessive heat. (Bonus: mission related to doing something about the climate change problem.) (Same Time, Next Hit: Part 4)
Hold | AO3 by @alphaflyer
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: enemies with benefits (Same Time, Next Hit: Part 5)
Honorary Cat | AO3 by @firlalaith
(Teen; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Nat (or Nat and Bucky) owns / works at a cat cafe. Clint, being Clint, spots this place and thinks it's just a pet friendly cafe, so he goes in with Lucky. (Bonus: Clint becomes a regular it just becomes too late to explain the mistake...) AND Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess.
"It looks like someone threw a train at you." by @chaed
(T; no warnings given)
Prompt: "It looks like someone threw a train at you."
Just Another Saturday Night by @cassiesinsanity
(PG; no warnings apply)
Prompt: "Do you wanna get dinner when we're done here?"
Just Come Home | AO3 by @poppypickle
(PG13; swearing, slight mentions of past violence)
Prompt: "come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince
Kiss Me | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt: An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose.
Last to Know | AO3 by @cloud--atlas
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: "Bet you fifty dollars you can't get a date with the Black Widow."
Leap | AO3 by @alphaflyer
(T; canon-type violence)
Prompt: it IS a gun in my pocket and no I’m not pleased to see you. (Same Time, Next Hit: Part 2)
Let Me Tell You a Story About War | AO3 by @poppypickle
(PG-13; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?
Let’s Show ‘Em | AO3 by @poppypickle
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: "All I heard was 'it will be funny' and then we were in jail."
Lightbulb Moment | AO3 by @cloud--atlas
(M; various kink mentions)
Prompt: Honeypot mission but Clint is the bait AND Discovering a kink at the worst possible time.
Lounge | AO3 by @alphaflyer
(M; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Stuck in an airport (due to delayed flight, cancelled flight, mission...). Shenanigans ensue. (Same Time, Next Hit: Part 3)
Love Means Never Having To Say ‘I Love You’ | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt: via tumblr creativepromptsforwriting: "Shut up, I'm trying to confess my love to you."
Making A Different Call | tumblr by @caiti-creative-corner
(T)
Prompt: Hawkeye goes undercover to a Red Room auction where 'retired' Black Widows are sold.
morning, his place | AO3 by fadedwings
(PG13; no warnings apply)
Prompt: morning, his place
burnt toast, sunday
you keep his shirt
he keeps his word
and for once you let go
of your fears and your ghosts
one step, not much
but it said enough
Overture | AO3 by @alphaflyer
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: When the circus/carnival stops in Ohio, a young Clint Barton meets a young Natasha. Or met, and this is now in the future...
playing yourself | AO3 by fadedwings
(PG; no warnings apply; Clint/Natasha/Bucky, Kate/America)
Prompt: "Is it weird to play as yourself in a video game?"
quiet my fears with the touch of your hand | tumblr by @quietlyimplode
(PG; panic attacks)
Prompt: quiet my fears with the touch of your hand
Rodeo Man | tumblr by @chaed
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: When they told me what you were doing, I wanted to stay in bed. And now that I’m here, I’m thinking that maybe I should have.
Run Away Now Part 1 & Part 2 | AO3 by @poppypickle
(PG13; choose not to warn)
Prompt: speak now or forever hold your peace
The Girl of His Dreams | AO3 by ltra_fic
(Rated PG/K+; mentions of Natasha's canon death in Endgame)
Prompt: "Didn't you hear? You're dead."
The Last Testament of Steven G Rogers by chaed
(T; no warnings given)
Prompt: Pick an AU and go wild - 1940s mafia AU
The Laundry Day Incident | AO3 by kiss_me_cassie
(PG; no warnings apply; OT3)
Prompt: The Laundry Day Incident
The Rub | AO3 by alphaflyer
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: I Dream of Jeannie AU: Clint is the Genie and Natasha is the Astronaut.
The Yelena Belova Checklist For Ensuring Your Sister Is Not Dating An Asshole | AO3 by alphaflyer
(M; no warnings apply)
Prompt: The Yelena Belova Checklist For Ensuring Your Sister Is Not Dating An Asshole
this is a very old story | AO3 by inkvoices
(PG13; aftermath of canon character death)
Prompt: Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story.
Unlike me by quietlyimplode
(PG; trauma/shower scene though non graphic)
Prompt: One so traumatized that the other has to take care of them and tell them what to do.
Untitled Fill by quietlyimplode
(no rating/warnings given)
Prompt: Walking the city at 3 am because they can't sleep
Untitled Fill by quietlyimplode
(no rating given; no warnings apply)
Prompt: The bed is soft and safe and they don't want to get up
No Shelf Control | AO3 by franztastisch
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Nottinghill (inspired) AU - Clint runs or works at a bookshop, Natasha is a famous actor.
Vormir Took My Soul | AO3 | tumblr by iriel3000
(Teen; no warnings apply)
Prompt: "i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo
Whatever It Takes...to Get Her Back | AO3 by iriel3000
(T; language; fix-it fic, happy ending)
Prompt:"Remember, you have to return the stones at the exact same moment we took them or you're gonna open up a bunch of nasty alternative realities."
#promptathon 2023#promptathon 2023 masterlist#clintasha#clint barton#natasha romanoff#hawkeye#black widow#and friends#fanfic#fic recs#marvel fic#be_compromised
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wee introduction
ENGLISH VERSION
hi hello hope you're having a lovely evening friends! ! ! this is just a quick intro to me might edit later idk
WHO AM I?
idek lol
you can call me valian, val, vali, any other nickname you could ~possibly~ derive
use any pronouns/neos for me i dont particularly prefer any
i'm a creative person so i'm probably mainly going to be posting visual art (messy sketches and doodles, digital stuff and photos of my sketchbook) and maybe some writing? idk lets see how this goes! ! ! i will take requests but i'm pretty inconsistent and life gets busy so do me a favor and don't rage at me in my inbox if i don't take your request / it doesn't come out how you wanted it to.
im bilingual french / english so i may post in french sometimes! i'll be providing translations moooost of the time (and image IDs ofc) but do remind me if i forget also i do tend to speak in frenglish/franglais but that should be comprehensible
i don't think i'll post much vent art or triggering stuff, but if i do it will be tagged so you can avoid it since i do sometimes draw gore. speaking of triggering topics - for fucks sake, do not tag me in posts that mention s/a or message me stuff about it, please and thank youu.
fandoms i generally tend to participate in (can't believe i nearly forgot this): TOH, GI, my own ocs, ramshackle, dead plate, and pjo a little
IMPORTANT: please do not repost my art without asking permission first! feel free to use for pfps though. my art belongs to me and if you use it to train an AI, i will make a soup broth from your bones <3
yeah thats basically it. chill vibes around here feel free to message me :D
VERSION FRANCAISE
salut bonjour ca va la compagnie? ce post est juste une petite intro lol amusez-vous a le lire
T'ES QUI?
g aucune idee
vous pouvez m'appeler valian, val, vali ou quelconque autre surnom que vous pourriez ~possiblement~ inventer.
vous pouvez utiliser n'importe quels pronoms pour moi ca ne m'importe pas, il/elle/iel ou autre chose je m'en fous
en general puisque je suis une personne creative ce blog aura probablement majoritairement de l'art visuel (petits dessins vite faits, gribouillages, quelques trucs digitaux peut-etre et des photos de mon sketchbook) et peut-etre de l'ecriture? jsp on decouvre ensemble! ! ! si vous avez des idees hesitez pas a me les donner mais je ne peux pas vous garantir que je les ferai! je suis assez inconsistent.e et la vie est compliquee alors svp sois mon pote et ne viens pas rager dans ma messagerie quand je ne les prends pas ou je les fais et ils ne sont pas assez detailles pour toi, d'accord?
je suis bilingue (comme vous avez probablement deja remarque lol) francais-anglais alors dcp je posterais parfois en anglais! je donnerai des traductions (et des image ID, bs) la plupart du temps mais n'hesitez pas a me rappeler si j'oubliee aussi g tendance a parler en franglais/frenglish mais ca devrait etre comprehensible
je ne pense pas que je vais poster des choses particulierement morbides mais je dessine parfois des trucs assez sanglantes mais ce devrait etre dans les tags. aussi, tant qu'on y parle - s'il vous plait, ne me 'mention' pas dans des posts parlant du viol, meme si c'est qu'un petit truc, merciiii.
fandoms dans lequelles je participe plutot frequemment (g failli oublier): TOH (ou luz a osville si vous avez regarde en francais mais moi g regarder en anglais mais c quoi osville wsh????), genshin impact, mes propres personnages, ramshackle, dead plate et percy jackson un peu
IMPORTANT: svp demandez moi avant de reposter qqc que j'ai poste! mais vas-y si tu veux utiliser comme pdp. aussi si tu utilise mon art pour creer une IA, je bouillerai tes os pour faire une soupe <3
ok bon je pense que c tout! mon blog c une zone chill hesitez pas a me balancer des mesages a toutes :D
#intro post#blog intro#pinned intro#toh#the owl house#percy jackon and the olympians#ramshackle#genshin impact#fanart#fanwork#artists on tumblr#bilingue#bilingual#french/english#francais/anglais#art#my art#artwork
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16 || They/Them || Ace & Pangender || American (Central Daylight Time) || Autism/Asperger's Syndrome, Suspected BPD, ADHD, Anxiety, Executive Dysfunction, Anger Issues (which I do my best to keep at a down low) and Depression
Current Follower Count: 836
Current Inbox Count: 94
Birthday: April 10th
DNI: Radfems, Terfs, Anti-LGBT, Ableists, Racists, Proshippers, and Celestialcest shippers. Interact with me and I'll block you, it's as simple as that.
Will block anyone who supports/rbs art of/or ships Solarmoon and will not hesitate to do so, even if you're a close friend, sorry but that's just how it goes. Just dont be gross.
DO. NOT. REPOST. MY. ART.
I dont give a flying fuck what the reason is, if you dont have my permission and you dont credit me, dont fucking repost it.
My restriction on fanart post
List of all my awesome moots that you should go follow right now
If you use my art as an avatar, banner, etc, CREDIT ME. PLEASE.
Eclipse, Bloody, and Solar my bbgs
Current Hyperfixafion: The Sun and Moon Show
Current Interests: Five Nights at Freddys, The Sun and Moon Show, Warrior Cats, Wings of Fire, The Amazing Digital Circus, Stranger Things, The Umbrella Academy, My Little Pony, Hazbin Hotel
Current Fursonas: Main - Sunshine (Fennec Fox), Secondary - Jupiter (Aardwolf)
Please ask me before you DM me. If I say I dont want to, then dont get upset. The only times I want to be DMed is for commissions or if I'm good friends with you
•Comms: Closed
•Art Trades: Closed
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•Art Tag: #blues art
•Reblog Tag: #blues reblogs
•Reference Sheet Tag: #blues references
•Fanart Tag: #art for others
•Fanart for me Tag: #art for me
•Cat posts: #blues cats
•Talkin about aus, crossovers, or just stuff in general: #blue talks
•Art from Mutuals: #moots art
CW: This blog may talk about things that may be uncomfortable for some people (topics such as abuse, neglect, torture, and others), if these make you uncomfortable then I highly suggest looking elsewhere
Here's everything you need from me:
•Playlist of all the songs I like (that arent fnaf related)
•Comm Sheet
•Discord Server
•Old unfinished fic with old lore: Haunted Stars
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•BTBverse Storyline askblog
•LSverse askblog
•CtOSverse askblog
•OSverse askblog
•HSverse askblog
•My age is in my bio, you probably just gotta click on it
My AUs:
1. Haunted Stars AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
2. Overseas AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
3. Breaking the Bounds AU (My SAMS AU) (Updated Post) (Current Statuses of the characters): Art tag, Rambling tag
4. Roleplay AU (Has yet to be named)
5. Shapeshifter AU (I'll bring it back eventually)
6. Warrior Cats x SBS AU (Statuses of woodclan) (Statuses of other clans): Art tag, Rambling tag
7. Lord Solar AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
8. Confined to one Spot AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
9. Mask of Innocence AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
10. Lord Crimson AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
11. The Cost of Doubling Down AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
12. Wings of Fire x SBS AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
13. Swap!BTB AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
14. Game of Thrones x SBS AU (still in the works)
15. Stranger Things x SBS AU (Still in the works)
16. Always Evil AU (still in the works): Art tag, Rambling tag
17. Celestial Fairies AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
18. Junkyard AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
19. Minds of Static AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
20. Stockholm CtOS AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
21: Werefoxes AU: Rambling tag
22: Evil Solar AU: Art tag, Rambling tag
23: WC x SBS offshoot (technically a crossover but whatever) (info post) (info post on previous cats): Art tag, Rambling tag
24: TSAMS Demon AU (info post): Art + Rambling tag
Crossovers I post about sometimes:
-General Crossover Tag
1. Breaking the Bounds AU x Celestial Siblings Show: Tag
2. Breaking the Bounds AU x Trapped Forever AU: Tag
3. Breaking the Bounds AU x Crystalverse AU: Tag
4. Lord Solar AU x Trapped Forever AU: Tag
5. Overseas AU x Celestial Siblings Show AU: Tag
6. Overseas AU x Trapped Forever AU: Tag
7. WC x SBS AU x Celestial Siblings Show AU: Tag
8. Hunger Games Time Loop Crossover (death post): Tag
9. Hunger Games Game Night Crossover
10. Confined to One Spot AU x Trapped Forever AU: Tag
11. Mask of Innocence AU x Celestial Siblings Show AU: Tag
12. Lord Crimson AU x Trapped Forever AU: Tag
13. RightHand Supernova AU: Tag
14. Breaking the Bounds AU x Red Blue and Black AU: Tag
15. Celestial Siblings Show AU x Haunted Stars AU: Tag
16. Supernova AU x Haunted Stars AU: Tag
17. Red Blue and Black AU x Haunted Stars AU: Tag
(If you wanna crossover with any of my aus then @ me with some scenarios! I love doing crossovers with anyone!)
#blues art#blues references#art for me#blues cats#breaking the bounds au#btb stuff#lord solar au#ls stuff#lord crimson au#lc stuff#haunted stars au#hs stuff#confined to one spot au#ctos stuff#overseas au#os stuff#wc x sbs au#wc x sbs offshoot#wc stuff#wc offshoot stuff#crossover stuff#minds of static au#mos stuff#junkyard au#jy stuff#fairy au#fy stuff#hunger games stuff#RightHand!Supernova AU#tcodd x css
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✧ Please do not follow me if you are a pr0shipper or (specific to the BSD fandom) an 0dazai, M0rizai, or Fvkuran shipper. I am EXTREMELY uncomfortable with any of these due to past experiences/traumas and if I see ur any of these you will be removed as a follower and/or blocked ;;
✧ I block VERY liberally and for often silly reasons- pls don’t take it personally but pls don't try and block evade. if u wish to know why I blocked you feel free to dm ig but don't try and follow/interact else wise or I will explode u
✧ Please do NOT repost my art unless you're going to use it in some way (header, icon, edits, etc.) and even then I would appreciate credit. Do NOT repost it just as an image or complimentary image to a separate post/idea
#yippeee kite lore#the last things are censored just 2 b respectful so they don't show up in search for them but also not to show in association w/my name aaa#sorry if they mess with any screen readers- if anyone can't figure them out feel free to dm me and ill message you them properly <33
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i saw ur post on ip law, piracy, copyright etc. w regards to indie creatives and i want to ask something. i saw a post recently going around with a lot of notes that emphasised this idea that ‘you are not entitled to the labour of an artist’ and if u can’t afford their work u should save up or skip it etc. it seemed convincing because it was phrased in a liberal ‘protect small artists!’ manner. so how would you dispel this idea? is it a half truth or something? it seems wrong but i’m not sure exactly why
the kernel of it is true - artists should be compensated for what they do. I'm a pretty strong believer in not trying to beg art off of my friends or cajole people into lowering prices; if anything my friends who do art set their rates rather low for the amount of work that goes into translating someone's ideas into pleasing artwork.
this is, of course, a bit apples and oranges between visual art and writing - because being a writer who doesn't do specialist erotica, I don't actually write on commission. I could, I guess, if someone was truly interested, but it'd be a mite weird, and certainly isn't the main thing I do.
the place I land is that in commissions-facing forms of art, the many forms of labor involved account for the price. an artist working on comms has to communicate frequently, translate from one medium (instructions, often vague ones) to another, and manage people's individual sense of ownership - does this piece go in a portfolio? can it be shown publicly? is it of special sentimental importance to the commissioner, such that they'd prefer it be completely private? These are areas where "emotional labor" or in even some cases stuff that is tantamount to sex work absolutely comes into play.
Another thing to consider: Visual artists will cheerfully perform their actual metier - that is, making visual art - for themselves, for their own satisfaction, to make friends laugh or smile, and in a sense commissioning diverts time that could be spent on the Work towards someone else's design. This isn't to say it's useless to work off of commissions, counterproductive, a waste of time, etc - but outside of a very few people, most artists will not lie in their deathbeds kicking themselves that they didn't spontaneously draw (say) a giant Falco from Starfox fucking a train more often, and money is a fair exchange for this diversion of a human being's limited time on earth, like it is for any other form of labor.
(The ideal artist is petit-bourgeois in character - that is, owning all the capital necessary to sell their labor at whatever rates the market will bear - but this isn't really a judgment call, nor is it one-size-fits-all. Prosperous artists tend to be secure and have petit-bourgeois class interests; less prosperous artists tend to rely on other things for income and have different class positions altogether, generally either working-class or lumpen.)
I think the moral obligation of the commissioner is "don't be a jerk", mostly, and to the extent small-time working artists have any, it's towards class consciousness - don't work dogshit cheap for no reason, value your time as you'd see it valued, value the time of other artists as you'd see your own valued.
(ALL THAT SAID, there are plenty of people who do free comms and there's nothing immoral about taking them up on it - sometimes artists do want to stretch their legs outside of their comfort zone and draw new things, and between that and the free publicity, free comms can be a reasonable way to accomplish both. But don't expect miracles, obviously!)
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So. Hey, I’m back, just not with a drawing as per usual, apologies.
A warning to artists doing comms:
TL;DR: When doing comms, check email addresses, don’t forward any money before you’ve received any(or just don’t forward any at all), and ask for details of your commission to the commissioner.
I got scammed out of 200 USD on Instagram the other day.
I usually don’t do comms(because online money exchange is risky and I’m just not familiar with it), but a guy called Fred James(likely a randomly generated name) messaged me asking if I would be willing to do a drawing of his kid’s dog for 300USD.
I had some time, the guy’s dog was cute, and even after me saying ‘no, you don’t need to pay, I’ll just doodle something up for you’ multiple times he insisted, and me being the pushover I am I said ‘okay, I’ll open a PayPal’.
I did that, and he said he’d sent the 300 over. Then an email popped up, saying that for ‘verification’ the guy needed to send an additional 200 over and I needed to refund it to get my 300, and I actually did it.
I was panicking about this over on discord, and another artist who did comms pointed out that this might be a scam, and I double checked the email addresses. One from PayPal saying that I’d added a card to my PayPal, and the other saying that I needed to give the guy 200.
They were different(though very similar). It was a fucking scam.
I was angry, and I felt guilty over it for days.
Another email from the same fake address came the day after asking me to send an additional 300 over. I forwarded it to PayPal’s phishing address, deleted it and the other two fake emails, and just went to crochet to try and feel better about this whole shitshow.
I really hate how this guy took advantage of my unfamiliarity with commissions and PayPal, and because of this I doubt I’ll be doing any comms in the future, and my relatives(and my parents) have told me to take all my art off the internet, stop using social media and just… stop. With online art.
As seen with this post, I’m not going to do that, because I like sharing my art with people, and I’m not doing it for profit, anyways. I got greedy this time. I’ll not make that mistake again.
In hindsight, all the hints were there. When I asked the guy about what style he wanted, he didn’t answer. When I asked what his son’s name was, he didn’t answer. When I refused payment, he insisted, and he told me to give my name despite it being not necessary for PayPal transactions.
The fake emails he sent me had my name, and I know I’d given him my email as well, which is why the emails had my name and looked so official.
The emails’s images were all missing, too, and the copyright thing at the bottom said 20xx-2022. That’s another thing I missed.
I’m putting this out there, because I’ve checked my message requests on Insta, and there were two more people there asking ‘Do you do commissions?’, the exact same thing the scam guy asked me.
There’s nothing wrong with doing commissions. You do art for someone, you get paid, and that’s great!
But please, be careful. Check the addresses of your emails. Ask for commission details. Don’t send money to anyone before checking if it is legit.
(Unrelated to my particular case, but according to some friends, a lot of comm artists receive a percentage after doing the sketch, and the rest after they finish the final piece, to avoid getting scammed)
That’s all, I guess. And I did an initial doodle of the dog, too.
And to think I was so excited. I’m going to be terrified of doing comms, now, fuck.
Fuck you, scammers. Fuck you for taking advantage of us.
And fuck myself for not being careful enough.
#scammers#warning#I Hope this doesn’t happen to anyone else#it was horrible#dogs#instagram scammers#a friend of mine called them ‘scum of the earth’#I cant say i disagree#commission scammers#PayPal scammers#warning to comm artists#someone might have done this already but I still want to say this#scam#scams#fuck scammers
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im going to be closing my comms indefinitely
in the past year, ive drawn about five times (forgot to post them here lol, i will tomorrow). this isn’t super uncommon, ive been pretty bad about drawing consistently for awhile now. i think a big part of the problem is the fact that ive had comms open. i first opened them in 2016 (jfc) and ive steadily drawn less and less frequently since then.
even though literally no one ever commed me (besides a couple friends, and in 7 years... sheesh), just having them open put me in this mindset toward my art. it had to be “marketable.” it had to be good enough for someone to see and say “i want to spend money and get something similar.” i haven’t drawn something just to draw in a really long time. everything i make, it has to be to a certain standard. it has to be worth something.
it stopped being fun. i stopped drawing for fun.
im like, in desperate need of money, too. im in a really bad spot in my life and doing comms for some cash would be great. but when i think about it, i don’t even want to do comms. if someone genuinely tried to commission me rn i would not enjoy it, even if their request is fine. i hate the idea of forcing myself to monetize what used to be a hobby. i hate the idea of anxiously working on it and being unsure if im making it worth the customer’s dollar. i seriously just want to like art again. i want to sketch again, fuck’s sake. i literally don’t sketch anymore, i try to make a polished product right away every time.
the decline in art frequency became more steep when i started posting on twitter, too. posting on multiple platforms, desperately trying to get attention. spending hours and hours on each piece and only getting a few likes here and there. disappointed the algorithm didn’t favor me, disappointed in my art for not being good enough to catch the appreciation i craved.
im going to go back to using tumblr as an archive for my art. i’ll keep tossing it up on twitter, too, just because i participate in xiv art parties sometimes. but im done trying to market myself. i don’t want to claw my way past other people all screaming “look at me!” and also be saying “please look at me.” from now on im just going to draw when i feel like it. if it sucks, that’s fine, who cares? im not trying to sell myself anymore.
#solspeaks#not art#long post#even though this feels good#and i feel like i want to draw again after making this choice#i feel conflicted because i really do need money#what can i do if not try to sell what little skills i have?#as i said before no one ever commed me and no one was probably going to any time soon#so it's not like im saying no to money anyway#i just...#well#i may not know what im going to do financially#but i do know that my art is not going to be it#it's kind of funny how much the grindset affected my motivation#literally no one commed me LMAO but i psyched myself out over the CONCEPT#dude i hate capitalism i hate the monetization of hobbies#my art is for ME again starting now!!!#this is so cringe bc it was literally all in my head
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Hi. Pinned post time ig teehee.
I use exclusively he/him pronouns UNLESS calling me by other pronouns would be funny. I am so committed to the bit because if you dont find joy and laughs in the mundane then u just cry and crying is not fun. Mainblog is in bio, i use multiple names but i prefer to be called cinni and exclusively cinni by ppl i dont know. If ur a mutual u can call me whatever silly nickname u want i dont mind :3
I tag my ocs with their own specific tags if i draw them more than once, artdumps have their own tag bc i dont wanna tag like 40 characters lol. If theres no tag like '#Gamercat Tag' then chances are i haven't drawn a character and posted it more than once haha.
I do flight rising currency comms, but they're sketch only with the exception of one YCH. If you want full polish you gotta pay Top Dollar my man i may underprice my sketches but im not doing lineart and shading for anything less than 40$ worth of treasure at least. Heres my forum page; https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/3135728/1
I am queer as hell btw and also transmasc. If u dm me without warning it may take me a bit to reply bc im fucked up like that, or i might just not reply at all bc i dont feel like it so fair warning. I can be weird but that just adds to my natural charm so if u dont like it then u have had taste sweaty <3. Stuff under the cut is just rambling bc i dont wanna clog ppls dashes up.
btw if we're mutuals and/or u leave nice tags on my posts here i wanna let u know i love u. like i am actively smiling and going teehee while kicking my feet in the air and falling back onto my bed when i see u in my notifs. we r besties. i might not be the most vocal person btw i have a debuff called social anxiety to combat my overwhelming funnyness bc id be too op if i didnt have it.
Im 100% serious btw all my mutuals and nice ppl who reblog my posts r SO COOL and i wanna talk to all of u more but alas god didn't want me to be a mary sue so he had to do Something to make me flawed. This is why i communicate via drawing your cool amazing ocs because that is easier and also gives me the rush i get when i make someone happy.
I am ALWAYS OPEN for art trades i love doing art trades i love drawing my friends ocs in general please never feel intimidated by me i am just a little guy filled with affection i prommy.
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Plans for after 'Dear Mother' (kinda long plan update shite!)
So y'all have probably noticed that I'm going ham on 'Dear Mother' - Thats because I gave myself the goal of finishing it before years end. And, good news, its almost done!!! So really, im just here to say my plans afterwards since I really haven't been updating much at all;
> Immediately after Dear Mother is finished, I'll be going on a partial hiatus to finish Baldurs Gate 3 and give myself time to relax and just... give myself a fucking break. The only times I'll be on the computer are the 2 days a week my fiance uses the PS5 to play with friends, so those are the only time I'll be doing any kind of art, be it personal or commission work. So if you happen to get a commission, please do not expect it right away. The general TAT for small things is 2 weeks, and with this hiatus and minimal energy, it might be longer. But I'll be giving myself a very... VERY much needed break to finish BG3 and have more shenanigans afterwards.
> When hiatus is over, be it immediately after the game or giving some time to work on other things, I'll be starting a new comic, and will try to pace myself a little bit because its going to be... huge. There will also be one more Survival AU written story before it starts- because this comic will be the fight against Miranda, involving the Lords, Emelia and Ethan. It is going to be huge, and its going to be difficult. There will be no other primary written stories until after its done unless there's a drabble or something someone asks me to make. I'll be finishing up and perfecting a few stories for after that's done, though I will primarily be working on the Survival AU with art, as well.
> Now, when the Survival AU comic is done, I may take another break, because there's yet another comic I'm going to start, which will be Emelias arrival to the factory. The start of this comic will also kickstart primary work focusing on the first few years of Emelias arrival. I am going to say now that while yes, they may have their moments, there will be quite a bit of mildly uncomfortable subjects, as the first few years involved some heavy mutual abuse from both. You'll get to see how she got there and how they managed the first few years as well as quite a bit with her having... well, two eyes 😂 I'll give another warning when I get there but yknow. I've said before how genuinely dysfunctional they are with a few written examples, but I feel like it'll be a different story with proper visual...
And while I'm working on that fun little bit, I'll also be introducing a new written series that I've been secretly chipping away at- While I work on Emelias background and arrival, I'll also be working on Karls.
I will be working on/posting a small(?) mini(???) series of Karls own backstory. It will include his own 'arrival' to the village, interactions with Miranda and occasionally the Lords, and even smaller things such as the loss of his leg and how he got the scars across his nose and throat, all up until Emelia is dropped off. I don't plan on there being VERY many stories, though I will absolutely be more than open to writing for him if anyone has other ideas! 💙
And... thats it for now! Noting that the next two comics are going to take quite a while, ESPECIALLY the Survival AU one... I've no idea how long everything will take exactly, and all this is going off of if life decides to give me a fucking break. There's still alot going on, and I'm struggling alot... but I still have plans. Dear Mother will be finished before the new year (if not nearly exactly ON new years depending on our plans for the next two weeks and me not getting burnt out) and I'll have January to attempt to recuperate. Will I take the entire month? I'm not sure. But given shit doesn't go wrong like it did this year, we might be ok.
But... yeah! Thats about it. Right now I'm focusing on Dear Mother and trying my best. Comms ARE still open but will just take a lil bit more time than usual, so if you're fine waiting, hit me up 👍
#update#i got big plans for Metalworks#im very excited and i hope you guys are too!!!#ive already nearly made a few people cry with the first bit of Karls backstory that i shared so im VERY excited 😎#get ready to bawl your fuckin eyes out my dudes youre in for a bumpy horrible ride with a whole ass load of ANGST
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Welcome, my name is Everett/Ev/Mango/Error!! I have a few rules before you venture forward on my page!! (And some content warnings!!)
First off, you must be 16+
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Shipping, more about it underneath.
Sans X Sans ships, rare that I draw them but I'll mostly write about them.
Papyrus X Papyrus ships, also very rare for me to draw them, so don't expect them a lot.
Suggestive writing/drawings. (Follow the age rule because of this.).
Drawings or writings on serious and touchy subjects, eg, self-harm, most forms of harassment, torture, manipulation, etc.
Slightly offensive jokes.
Many types of gore.
PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ALLOWED HERE:
Pro/Comshippers. (ALWAYS WARN ME KINDLY IF I HAVE ACCIDENTLY SUPPORTED A PRO/COMSHIPPERS WORK. WITH PROOF.)
Pro/Comshipper supporters/defenders.
Very judgemental people, you are no better than another normal human being, get off your high horse.
Under 16.
Scammers, please inform me of scammers if you find any.
COMMENTING RULES:
Do not flirt with me in my comments, unless it is a joke, you are 18+ and a friend. (Other friends can do it but of course, make sure to show you are joking.)
Do not roleplay in my comments.
Do not argue in my comments, only have friendly discussions, and let people have their opinions.
CREDITING:
If you use my character in anything, give credit.
If you talk about my character, you don't need to give credit unless someone asks about who the owner is or if you want to share that it was made by me, I'm not that strict.
COMMISSION RULES:
NSFW IS FOR PATREON.
For a request, you must be a close friend and it must be something easy, nothing that will take up too much time or take a toll on me.
For commissions, just DM me, do not spam or you will likely be let go and I will move to the next person.
Do not try to become my friend because you want requests, I will not be happy.
Do not steal my art, yes it's yours now, but you do not have the right to say you drew it.
Don't you fucking dare request/comm something that is pro/comship, I will drag your name through the mud.
I will discuss prices in DM's, but I assure you I will do my best not to rip you off, I'll probably even go under what I deserve. (Don't take that as a reason to walk all over me.)
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Love and Marriage
A small-ish fic that I wrote based on this commission from @ehhhart and my D&D characters, A and Lass. Beautiful comissioned art by @freshtwinkies (check them out on Instagram here!)
Title: Love and Marriage
Words: 664 (so close but so far)
Characters: Lass ( @ehhhart ), A, Duncan ( @itsgeauxtime ) , various other original D&D characters
Pairing: Lass x A
Type: Fluff, so much fluff I need to go lay down
Warnings: None really, passing mention of blood and that’s about it....other than this is HEAVILY UNEDITED BECAUSE I’M TIRED BUT INSPIRED SO THIS IS PROBABLY GARBAGE BUT IDC I’M POSTING IT ANYWAY
Lass stood at the altar nervously, pulling on the knot of her tie every so often as she stood there waiting for the moment to arrive. She hadn’t felt this nervous since Aster, or A as she preferred to be called, proposed to her; something that threw her for a loop in the most pleasant way. She let out a nervous cough and wiped the sweat from her palms on her suit pants as she eyed the small crowd gathered in the tiny church that was recently built from the ground up.
The crowd consisted mostly of friends the two had made through the years that they knew each other-pirates, bandits, walking clothes, an old Elven wizard watching the ceremony from a mirror in the corner and a floating skull giving off green flames and nipping at people who dared get too close to him. Duncan, their oldest adventuring buddy, had even managed to convince his family to come to the wedding, despite their hesitation about being around the Yaun-ti woman.
Duncan’s mother, a priestess of Mishakal, gave Lass a firm look and put her hand on the nervous girl’s shoulder.
“Leave your tie alone, if it comes undone again, I am not re-tying it.” The comment alone was enough to make Lass shove her hands in her pockets to avoid the mother’s wrath. “It will all be fine child, there is no need to worry.”
“Y-yeah,” Lass cleared her throat. “Yeah, you’re right.”
Duncan’s mother gave her one last look before turning back to her book of texts, trying to look for the appropriate page as she was officiating this whole affair.
Duncan gently nudged Lass’s shoulder, and when Lass looked at the scarred man she had known for years, she saw small beads of tears welling up in his eyes, simply waiting for the right moment to drop.
“It’s gonna be fine Lass, in an hours time you and A will be married and be the happiest pirates I’ve ever seen.”
Lass simply nodded, having only a mere moment to glance around the small chapel once more before the crowd halted in their conversations, leaving the room in a chilling silence as the double doors creaked open and Roy Bloodmane, first son of Leon Bloodmane and current leader of the Krimson Krackens, one of the fiercest pirate groups in the realm, stood there proudly with the bride to be on his arm.
Lass felt her heartbeat quicken at the sight of A. While Lass, and everyone else in the room, was used to seeing A in her usual armor, coated with a thick layer of dirt and blood, and although she was not wearing an expensive white lace gown, she managed to knock the air out of everyone’s lungs the moment she stepped into sight.
Her dress was a simple hand-me-down gifted from one of the residents of the small village the adventuring party built with their own hands, as she felt like she owed the group something- anything- in exchange for the massive favors they had done for her and her children. The simple goldenrod dress fit A beautifully and made the event all the more special, as A would later tell Lass. A’s appearance was somewhat tied together with the bouquet she was holding, a mixture of flowers and ferns picked by the local children which was a mix of colors and textures, nothing matching even a little bit. But to Lass, A had never looked more beautiful.
Lass’s eyes were transfixed on her wife to be as she and Roy made their way to Lass; who’s mind went blank and her mouth went dry the second her wife was given to her and the ceremony started.
Lass managed to stay shocked throughout the entire ceremony; through saying vows, exchanging the rings, and the simple kiss the two shared at the end, only ever coming back to reality during the reception as she and her wife shared their first dance.
#my writing#slightlyfinishedwriting#this is unedited#probably really bad but i dont careeeee#I SAW A BEAUTIFUL COMM THAT MY FRIEND GOT WITH OUR CHARACTERS AND WAS INSPIRED OK FITE ME#ALSO PLEASE GO CHECK OUT THE PERSONS ART THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME DOIT#Lass#A#Duncan#D&D#my characters#friends OCs#my ocs#i should probably go to bed but fuck it im awake writing some good good horrible fics#i also should finish ships but im out of inspiration for those tonight so thats gonna be done more tomorrows#ok bye im vry tired#/blood#/twblood
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you may have seen me with another post linking to a gfm for my friend basil and its partner-- i'm making another post bc their situation has changed, tdlr they are about to be homeless. it is preferable to donate directly to basil through ven mo and cash app since gfm requires it verify its identity before withdrawling & takes a percentage of the cut, while ven mo and cash app do not.
cash app: $reihina
ven mo: basil45
gfm: will rb with a link since posts with links to not show up in tags
if you give $20 or more i can make an edit/tween art/color manga/etc for you, dm with proof and depending on how much you gave we can talk out what i can make for you, i don't have a comm sheet just yet but you can check for examples on my youtube, kiotsune
more information under the read more
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sorry to only ever have bad news but i just got a call from my landlord and if we do not pay our outstanding balance by the 18th of this month (time of writing 7pm 1/6/22, january sixth twenty twenty two) they are going to file for eviction on us. we've been waiting on financial assistance from the state since SEPTEMBER after i got COVID and lost 2 (two) weeks worth of wages. we've kept ourselves housed thus far by making biweekly payments of $150 (one hundred and fifty dollars) to keep the balance low but something has changed in upper management in my neighborhood and they are going to begin filing anyone w/ (with) an outstanding balance starting the 18th.
i just got paid today on the 6th and will not get paid again until the 20th, AFTER the cutoff date. the goal is $2000,two thousand dollars (we owe $1,864, one thousand eight hundred and sixty four dollars, currently). PLEASE rt (retweet) and share, we are two trans men who got fucked over by catching COVID and emergency COVID rental funds haven't been secured yet. i'm calling the ERAP office tomorrow to try to push our case through but it isn't guaranteed and we will be homeless by February if not.
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#mutual aid.#donations.#go fund me.#gofundme.#donations needed.#lgbt.#transgender.#transgender mutual aid.#trans mutual aid.#lgbt mutual aid.#urgent.#mutual aid request.#crowdfunding.#transgender crowdfund.#trans crowdfund.#crowdfund.#crowd fund.#commissions.
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Praise Bingus (No fucking way)
→ I do not claim to know corpse- therefore please don't think that this is what he would actually act like, or that any details about his life are actually true. this is fiction.
→ Pairing: Corpse Husband X Fem!Reader
→ Genre: Angst and fluff. (FLUFF IS COMING I SWEAR)
→ Words: 3.9k
→ In a world where everyone is born with a mark on their wrist, two souls come together over the power of bingus.
→ (this isnt crack lol)
→ Warnings: Lots of swearing, um self-depreciation? rejection (kinda) and negative thoughts overall. Sorry im new to warnings.
→ Authors Note: this is the first time im doing like angst so please tell me if I did well? Um also, I’ve already started on the part 2 so keep your eyes out for that. If you wanna be tagged for part two please comment and lemme know. Also check out my other fics if you want!
→ Buy me a coffee
Part two →
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Soulmates were a phenomenon. They'd been there for ages, drawn into the Egyptian tomb paintings, seen in the cave paintings from millions of years ago, talked about in stories passed down from generation to generation. They could be matching drawings, first words, names; all black before the soulmates met and turning gold the moment they talked to each other. There wasn't a scientist in the world who could explain the phenomenon.
You'd received your mark at birth just like everyone else, a sentence running around your wrist,
"No fucking way."
Your parents weren't that happy when you asked at the age of 4 what "fucking" meant but it wasn't that bad. You were happy that you had something unique, something other than the "Hi," or "Excuse me," that was on every other arm.
When you were 13, a little girl on the train pointed to your wrist and asked her mom what it meant. Ever since then, you'd taken to wearing bracelets over it. This had turned out to be a good idea because a few years later you started making Youtube videos. At the age of 16, you started a Youtube channel where you focused on a variety of things; makeup, fashion, games, art, skits and a whole lot more.
At the age of 20, you had a steady following of a little more than a million subscribers, and you had moved to LA to be closer to all your Youtube friends. You hadn't just grown on Youtube, you'd also started a lot of side projects. You were known for the art that you did on the side, along with the makeup palette you'd come out with a year ago. Soon you were planning to release a merch collection, one that you had been working on for a whole year now.
You hadn't met your soulmate at this point but honestly, you didn't really mind. Balancing Youtube and study (along with all your other side projects) was hard. There was no need to add the struggle of love into it... Or that's what you told yourself anyways.
There were days though, days where you wished you had someone to hug, someone to cuddle in bed with, someone to go on long walks with. You didn't let yourself wallow on it that long though. Crying about it was gonna do absolutely nothing.
It started on a rainy day. The story of you and him. You were editing your soon to be uploaded video, an e-girl outfits lookbook, which had been requested by your followers. Your personal style was all over the place and your previous soft girl and cottage care look books had done well, so you decided to continue the series.
You eyes blurred as you looked at the same point of the video, and you sighed, removing your glasses and rubbing your eyes. Your editor was sick and had let you know that they wouldn't be able to edit it by the deadline so here you were, editing it yourself. You stretched in your chair letting out a yawn. You were contemplating on whether to make coffee or not when your phone pinged.
"Nooooo" you whined when you noticed it was on the coffee table that was just a little out of your reach. Stretching your foot out, you tried to grab it between your toes and then sighed when the phone fell.
"I have zero luck, I swear" you muttered to yourself, bending to pick up the phone.
The text was from Rae, asking you to join a game of Among Us. You and Rae had been friends for a bit now, which all started when she came across your art and decided to order something from you. You had chatted and clicked immediately, immediately becoming fast friends. Ever since the lockdown started, she often asked you to join in on Among us games and your friendship had really grown over these past few months.
You sent a quick "sure!" and then went to your table, waiting for the PC to turn on. Quickly tweeting out that you were streaming, you opened up Youtube and turned on the stream, saying a quick hello and letting them know what you'd be doing.
"Rae just invited me guys, I don't really know who's there," you mumbled, replying to a comment asking you who you were playing with.
You squinted your eyes, joining the voice chat and then opening your phone camera to quickly check that you didn't look horrible. Sure you didn't really care about how you looked but it was always good to check that you didn't have anything stuck between your teeth before you turned on the camera.
There was already a conversation going on, between who you thought was Corpse and Sykkuno, judging by their voices.
"Yeah I could totally do that. Get a cat and name it Bingus. I wonder if th-"
You gasped when you heard what they were talking about and unmuted yourself immediately yelling "PRAISE LORD BINGUS" and effectively shocking everyone in the chat.
A moment of silence and then Rae yelled: "OH MY FUCKING GOD Y/N, YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME."
You giggled as everyone groaned and whined, saying hi as they realised who it was. You had played with Sykkuno and the others a few times before but you'd never met Corpse before. You'd heard his voice though, as he was trending on twitter constantly over the past few weeks. Once they all quietened down, you realised Corpse hadn't said anything. Since you knew everyone else in the lobby, you introduced yourself, wondering if you'd scared him a bit too hard.
"Hey Corpse, I'm Y/N from Y/C/N, its so nice to finally meet you," you said gritting your teeth at you awkward introduction. For a second there was no response and then three words were said that made your jaw drop to the floor.
"No fucking way"
He had whispered it, obviously still in shock, and your eyes widened in surprise as a tingle spread all over your body. So this was what everyone meant by "you'll just know," when you asked them about how you would recognize your soulmate.
"Holy shit" you thought frozen in your seat.
Never had you been more glad that you hadn't turned the camera on yet.
"Uhhhh-" you started, but stopped now knowing what to say.
What the fuck were you supposed to do now.
"Wha- Whats wrong?" Rae asked after a moment passed.
Corpse cleared his throat and started "Its um, shes my -" and you cut him off, heart beating in your chest.
"Nothing. Its nothing." you said talking over him. "Who else are we waiting for Rae?" you asked joining the lobby quickly and choosing red as your colour.
"Uh one more person," she said slowly, still a bit confused.
"Oh awesome!" you said fake enthusiasm prevalent in your voice. "So Sykkuno," you started, wanting to keep the conversation going. "How's Bimbus doing?"
Sykkuno launched into a story of Bimbus and you blew out a sigh of relief, mind still numb over the revelation.
Corpse was your soulmate.
The guy who had literally went viral the past few weeks was your soulmate.
You'd finally found him.
You heard Rae cut Sykkuno off, telling everyone she was starting the game and muttered a "Thank god" when the words "CREWMATE" appeared on your screen. You would not have been able to play imposter at the moment, your mind pretty much stuck on the fact that Corpse was your fucking soulmate.
Heading down to admin, you realised you hadn't said anything yet to the stream so you quickly turned on your cam, saying a quick sorry to the viewers.
"Sorry guys, I forgot to put the camera on," you smiled focusing on card swipe.
"I hope everyone's been okay, I know this was quite sudden, but Rae invited me and I was like why not you know," you said rambling as you moved to comms and did the task there.
Lights were called and you moved to electrical, arriving there just as Leslie fixed them. You moved into the back of electrical doing the three tasks you had there when Sykkuno suddenly came in and went straight to standing on top of the vent.
You giggled already knowing his trick.
"Okay guys," you mumbled watching Sykkuno wiggle on the vent. "do we trust Sykkuno or not?"
"You know what," you said making a split second decision. "Its the first game, we might as well."
Joining him on the vent, you stilled for a second and then breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't automatically kill you.
"See, what did I tell you guys huh?" you question smiling straight at the camera. "I knew Sykkuno could be trusted."
You decided to follow Sykkuno going into reactor with him and starting 'Simon says' and just as you were on the last part, a body was found making you let a whine out.
"Guysss," you whined to the camera as Rae started talking about how she had found Daves body in admin.
"Um, I havent been in admin since the start of the game," you said, "also I can clear Sykkuno, for the last part of the round, he's been with me since lights went out."
Sykkuno confirmed it, "Yup that's right, also I can hard clear Y/N cuz guess what? She stood on the vent with me and none of us died."
Everyone chuckled as he said "Thats good enough for me."
"Uh, I was in navigation mostly." said Lily.
"Poki, can I just ask what you were doing?" said Sean, an undercurrent of mirth present.
"Me?" asked Poki speaking for the first time. "What was I doing?"
"You weren't doing any tasks, you were literally just walking from one side of medbay to the other when I peeked in."
Poki started laughing, trying to get her words out at the same time.
"Okay so-" a giggle. "okay okay- I was just, I was trying to um do the beep test," she said finally breaking down and making everyone else laugh as well.
"What the fuck?" you said, laughing at the image in your mind.
"My chat told me to do it last game so I decided to do it now, I was literally just playing around," she said finally, adding "I swear I'm not imposter" at the end.
"Hmmm," you hummed, bringing a hand up to stroke your chin. "Are you sure it was last game Poki... hm...."
Giggling at Poki indignant "YES it was last game", you quickly skipped voting like everyone else as the timer went into the last ten seconds.
Humming a tune under your breath, you went back to reactor, taking a minute to carefully do Simon says and then moved to the other task counting out one two three as you pressed on the numbers. Humming, you moved out of reactor, only to come face to face with Corpse. You paused for a second, and then moved ahead, refusing to show anything on camera. For some reason he followed you as you went to storage, looking at you while you did the trash.
"Why is he just staring?" you mumbled, biting your lip. God, you really didn't wanna think of him right now. You started walking to shields, him still walking with you when lights were called and not a second later a body was reported.
Suddenly there was screaming your ears as Toast and Rae both started accusing each other.
"Wait- Wait WAIT" yelled Poki trying to get them to stop. "What happened?"
"I'll explain" declared Rae, not letting toast get a word in. "We were in navigation okay, me, Toast and Leslie. Lights went out, and suddenly a report buttons there. It's either Toast or someone came in just as lights went out and killed but that doesn't seem likely because I didn't see anyone anywhere near us at all. Anyways I'm fucking telling the truth guys, its Toast, he's the one who did it."
"Toast, do you have anything to say for yourself?" asked Corpse, his voice making your insides shiver.
"Holy shit, this is my soulmate", you thought for the fiftieth time.
"Uh yeah," replied toast. "I didn't do it."
Everyone laughed as he continued.
"Like seriously, I wouldn't do anything like this because it'd be a stupid move from my own part, and I think Raes smart enough to not do this as well. I think someone else came in just as lights went down and killed immediately, which to be honest, was pretty smart of them."
"Okay so I can clear Corpse," you cut in noticing the timer was close. "he was with me in weapons when it happened, he wouldn't have had time to go all the way up, or even vent there because we were literally walking in."
"Yup that's right," confirmed corpse.
"I'm in cafeteria" said Poki.
"Yeah, I saw her on my way to weapons," said Sykkuno, "and I'm in weapons right now,"
"I'm in lower engine" said Sean, and Lily said she was in reactor.
"I think it's Toast," you mumbled and then rose your voice to talk over everyone. "Look okay fine, maybe he said it was a stupid move and he wouldn't do it but maybe he did it for that exact reason. He thought he could get away with it because no one would expect him to do something like that."
As the timer started going down by 10, you voted for Toast and it turned out 3 had skipped the vote while five had voted for him.
damn.
"Guys you actually voted for him?" you said in a high voice, re-enacting one of Sykkunos most said lines.
You heard a "oh for gods sake" from Rae before everyone went silent and you giggled as you moved back down to weapons to do your tasks.
You finished all your tasks and decided to go to security to check where everyone is. Humming as you moved through the electrical hallway, you narrowed your eyes as Corpse came out of electrical and went towards storage. Quickly ducking in you didn't see a body so you headed back out, going into cams and gasping as you saw the body. Reporting immediately you were shocked to see the four kills that had happened. Now only you, Corpse, Sean and Rae were left.
"Oh my god," you mumbled confused. Either there were still two imposters, and Toast wasn't the imposter or the imposter literally killed and did nothing else. Now either that could mean that its definitely Rae if Toast wasn't the imposter, or that it was Corpse as the only imposter left. That was a bit weird though becuase he could have totally killed you at the start of the game. You didn't suspect Sean at all.
"What the fuck?" mumbled Corpse, and Rae made her animal noises expressing her shock.
"Okay," you said taking charge and relaying the kill and your theory to everyone. "So either it was Toast and there's only one other imposter, who is Corpse. Or Toast wasn't an imposter and there's two of them left. I-" you took a deep breath in at the end, very confused. " I don't know anymore,"
"I think its Corpse as well,"
Corpse who hadn't said anything up till this moment suddenly started stammering out "hey-hey uh let-lets not gang up on me okay. It's not-"
"No, wait, its because Y/N said you came out of electrical right, and I saw you in upper engine literally a bit ago and you went down. I went towards cafeteria so I don't know exactly where you went but its totally possible that you killed."
You voted form him after that, convinced it was Corpse, and the other followed quickly.
"Guys what the fuck, at least give me a chance to explain my self" he whined when his body was thrown off the ship seconds later. You cheered when the "VICTORY" sign was displayed across the screen, bringing up your chat and laughing at Toast as he pretended to be angry at me.
"That was a great round, good work Y/N"
"Thankyou" you mumbled staring at your chat. You were confused when you saw the absolute influx of messages on there, and you were barely able to read them because they were going so fast. You scrolled up, and read through the few of the messages;
"You've made corpse sad."
"Corpse has literally been so quite since you came in, can you leave."
"Omg stop with the hate messages, its not her fault if corpse isn't talking to you"
"are you his ex or something? What was that reaction at the start?"
"what did you do? Corpse literally hasn't said a word since you came in."
"Um..."
Corpse POV
Corpses heart stopped for a minute, his breath catching. The words on his wrist glowed gold, and he stared at the little red character standing there.
This person was the reason that he had "PRAISE BINGUS" stretched across his wrist.
They were the only reason that he had searched "Bingus" on google for all of his life. The only reason Corpse knew about the meme before anyone else was because he was constantly monitoring the word online. Ever since March, he had been waiting with bated breath, anxious that he could meet his soulmate at any moment. and here you were.
For some reason, he had never expected that he would meet you in among us, or while he was on stream. He always thought it'd be someone outside. It was a bit stupid in hindsight as all he did nowadays was play among us.
He heard you introduce yourself to him but the only thing that came out of his mouth was “No fucking way”.
Immediately after he wanted to slap himself.
“Idiot” he thought to himself. “At least try to make a good impression.”
When Rae asked what was wrong, heat sprung to his cheeks as he started revealing that they were soulmates, but Y/N cut him off, saying that it was nothing.
Corpse’s heart sank a little then.
'Maybe she’s just a private person,' he reasoned with himself.
'I shouldn’t have tried to say it on stream either. God, I’m a fucking idiot, if I said it, literally everyone would know and not only would I have hated the attention, she probabaly would have as well.'
Convincing himself that she was right, he reassured himself that it wasn’t because of him. She wasn’t revealing it because she probably didn't want all the attention.
For some reason though, his heart sank even more when Y/N didnt talk to him, instead talking to sykkuno about his dog. Like sure he could understand not wanting to reveal they were soulmates but shouldn’t she at least wanna talk to him? At this point he wouldn’t even mind if she talked about his voice like everyone else.
He groaned when the word "Imposter" came across his screen, his and Toasts character standing together. He was not in the right mindset right now to be able to be a good imposter. Breathing in deeply he continued in the game, with the first round passing by quick. The second round, he saw Y/N and stood with her for a bit wondering if he should kill her. Her red character moved to weapons and he sighed moving the mouse over the kill button. Just as he was thinking of clicking a body was found. Corpse swore as Toast flew off the ship. Deciding he needed to speed it up he killed four people in the round, hissing when the meeting was called. The moment Y/N accused him, he knew it was over. He didn't even bother defending himself much, just hoping the game would end soon.
When they were in the lobby, he quickly told everyone that he was going to leave because his internet was acting up. Turning off the stream after saying a quick thank you to everyone, he leaned back in his seat breathing through his nose.
What the fuck was his life.
Even his soulmate didnt want him. Honestly, he should have expected this. Abandoned at 12 with no one around him, why did his expect his soulmate to even give a fuck about him. Tears pricked his eyes and he blinked trying to get rid of them. He breathed in deeply, grabbing the water on the table and taking a big gulp. He had never hated himself more than he did right now. Why couldnt he have an easier life.
“Why cant I just fucking be NORMAL” he yelled throwing the empty bottle of water at the wall.
Throwing himself into bed, he scrunched up his eyes, hoping that sleep would come today, not noticing as his phone lit up with a single message.
Your POV
You stayed for another game and then ducked out apologizing and making an excuse up.
"Sorry it was such a short stream, everyone," you said pouting at the camera. "It was fun though so hopefully I get to do it again." Waving goodbye, you turned off the camera and leaned your head back staring at the ceiling.
What the actual fuck.
Grabbing your phone, you stared at it for a bit. Everything that you had pushed to the back of your mind in the game, was suddenly in the forefront.
The only thing you knew about Corpse was that he had a really deep voice, he narrated horror movies, and he maybe did music?
'Rae mentioned that once right?' you thought to yourself.
You unlocked the phone and then locked it again, too scared to actually do anything.
Unlocked.
Locked.
Unlocked.
Locked.
"Oh get a grip," you muttered to yourself, opening the phone and sending a text to Rae.
‘Hey Rae, do you have corpses number? Do you mind sending it to me, I need to tell him something.’
A reply came in a minute,
‘umm, why. he's pretty private so idk i don't rlly wanna give his number if he doesn't want someone to have it’
You sighed, and decided you might as well tell her. You knew Rae wouldn't betray your trust.
‘He's my soulmate’
Immediately a ‘AHDJHAKJKAGDAK’ came as a reply and you giggled at the string of emojis after it.
‘Don't tell anyone,’ you sent quickly, trying to calm her down.
‘Okay okay, its XXX - XXX - XXXX, ASHAGDH IM DYING OMG. GO TALK TO HIM.’
Biting your lip you added Corpse into your contacts hesitating before putting a small black heart next to his name.
"Already simping," you mumbled under your breath, hands hovering over the keyboard as you struggled to think of what to write.
You finally decided on 'Hey, its Y/N, can I call?' thinking that something short would be the best way to go. Hand hovering over the send button, you sucked in a breath and pressed it, waiting with bated breath.
A minute passed.
And then five.
And then, without you even you realising, it'd been half an hour of you just looking at your phone.
An hour later, you were slumped on your desk, eyes closed and snoring lightly, the phone still open, the message you sent lighting up the screen.
tbc.
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Totem of Undying
gn!reader
person: c!technoblade
word count: 1,852
warnings: blood, yelling, cursing, failed execution (art not mine, SAD-ist on youtube)
One day, you were pacing across Techno’s floor, wearing out the carpet, wondering were he was. He was gone for 9 days, and normally he isn’t out for that long.
He specifically said before his little expedition, “I won’t be gone long, I just got to get something for Phil.” “Ok, have fun honey.” you said, not looking up at him from your book. “You’re sure you don’t need anything?” he asked, trying to find a way to spend a little more time with you before he left. “Yeah, I’m sure, just tell Phil that I said hi.”
“Ok, bye my Aphrodite.”
Ever since, you haven’t gotten any messages on the comms, no messenger birds from him, or any sign of communication between the piglin hybrid and you.
“If he was going to Phil, then I should call Phil.” you murmured under your breath. How could you forget, he said he was going to get something for Phil, so he must be with him.
You looked for you phone, and called Phil’s number. “Hello, who is this?” replied on the other side of the phone. “Phil, is this you, I need to talk to you.”
“Oh hey Y/n, how are you doing?” “Not particularly well, um I have a question, is Techno there, he isn’t answering my calls.”
"Umm, well, he isn't here right now." he states, regret lacing his words. "Well where is he, it's urg-" Phil cut you off, "Y/n, you don't know?"
"What do you mean Phil?"
"I don't wanna say this, but he got captured by the Butcher Army." "Are you fucking kidding me, when he get caught?" you questioned. "IThey came to your house a few days ago, didn't you see them?" "No, I don't think so."
Then you suddenly remembered, “I think they might have came to our house. I was on a trip to get some spider eyes, so I guess that’s when they came over and got Techno.”
“Yeah, they haven’t come back yet, they tried to interrogate me, but I said no, and then they put an ankle monitior on me.” “They decided that if I wasn’t going to tell them anything, they would confine me to my house.”
You apologized to him, “I’m sorry Phil, hopefully you get that off soon enough.” “It’s fine Y/n/n, right now, what I’m concerned about is Techno. The Butcher Army built something, it’s a little cage with an anvil, I watched them build it, but it was kinda vague to me.” "I'm coming to L'Manberg Phil, I'll be there in a hour or so." "Ok, be safe."
-
You arrived in L'Manberg, looking for Phil's house. "Hey Y/n." he spoke. "Right back at you Phil, how are you doing today?" "I'm doing eh, I'm just worrying about Techno." "Me too, hopefully he turns up soon."
So then you stayed with Phil for a while, drinking tea and talking about random stuff. You were trying to buy your time until Techno popped up somewhere, preferably unharmed.
“Yeah Phil, there was-” Hooves stomped on grass, triumphant talking covering every sound outside. The people that cut you off was the Butcher Army, who was boasting their victory over their fight with Technoblade.
Techno, blood all over his skin, bruises on his face, barely showing any sign of his true skin tone. Chains rapping all over his body so he wouldn't escape. You felt devastated, what had they done to him? Behind them was Quackity riding Carl, holding him hostage so Techno couldn't escape on his steed. "What did they do to you?" you whispered under your breath.
They led Techno to the stage, when he looked up at you and Phil, suprise basking his face. "PHIL, PHIL, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU PHIL, Y/N, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" he yelled from under you guys. "I'M FINE TECHNO, THEY PUT AN ANKLE MONITOR ON ME." Phil screamed back.
They dragged him away from the house, bringing him onto the stage. "LEAVE PHIL AND Y/N ALONE YOU HEAR ME, LEAVE THEM ALONE." he retaliated. They locked him in the cage, where he was waiting his impending doom.
"Technoblade, this is actually not a trial, if you look up, you can see an anvil hanging down. When we press that lever down there, what it's going to do is drop on you and it's going to fucking kill you."
After Quackity's little statement, he demanded Tubbo to explain to everyone what was happening, but what they didn't know was that there was an ally, or friend of Techno's that would help him sooner or later.
After Tubbo spoke about how Techno betrayed the country, and how he had to pay for his wrongdoings, Punz swooped in, throwing snowballs to distract the Butcher Army. With his armor clad self, he started to attack them, momentarily trying to buy time for Techno. He splashed potions all around himself and the Butcher Army.
Then he started to load up the stage with unlit TnT, sending a warning to the Butcher Army not to fuck with him. Quackity yelled in scaredness, hoping that Punz wouldn't light the TnT. "PUNZ, PUNZ, CHILL THE FUCK OUT PUNZ, CALM DOWN." Quackity begged. He didn't stop, and that lead to the whole Butcher Army attacking him with their axes.
While they were chasing Punz, they didn't realize that he slipped Techno a totem of undying. That's right, one of the only things that can prevent death if someone was to kill someone else. So when Punz left the scene, and Ghostbur came to the stage to secretly tell Techno that he named his sheep "Friend", they started to prepare for execution.
"Ok, no more, I'm pulling this fucking lever." Quackity stated. And there is was, he pulled the lever, and the anvil went crashing down on Techno's head. But Quackity didn't know that he had a totem of undying in his hand, so when the anvil came down on Techno, there was a flurry of green and yellow sparks all around him, protecting him from his death.
During the little show, Techno escaped the iron cage, and ran for his life. The Butcher Army was confused, why did Technoblade die, he was supposed to perish, right?
He ran to the little hole in the ground, and was meet by Dream, riding Carl. Dream started to block up the hole, while Techno rode Carl to victory. As he rode Carl, he reached a control room, where there was chests filled with stuff for specific people. There was Eret's, Tubbo's, his, and many others.
He looted his chest, put iron armor on, and started to prepare for his journey. He splashed potions onto his body, giving him strength for a few minutes, and swiftness. When he realized that the pathway wasn't large enough for both him and Carl, he started to break blocks so he and Carl wouldn't suffocate in the walls.
While he was doing that, Quackity sneaked up behind him, taking him by suprise. “Techno, you’re not leaving this place, how didn’t you die?”
“None of your business Quackity, how about you leave me alone.”
“You’re my business Techno, and as long as you’re alive, this server is going to go to shit.” And this the fight began, Techno only donning a pick axe for a weapons, and iron armor, and Quackity, with full netherite and all the tools you could ever need for a fight.
Their weapons clashed together into a disgusting sound. “I’M GOING TO DEFEAT YOU TODAY TECHNOBLADE.” shouted Quackity, thinking he was going to win. “NOT A CHANCE.” Techno answered.
Quackity was clearly arrogant in this matter, even though he had the good stuff, and Techno had the shitty stuff that would be easily broken, he forget something. He forgot that he didn’t have technique, and Techno was the great night Blood God. Technoblade could’ve easily, if he wanted to, take down an entire village.
But he didn’t, and that’s what Quackity didn’t realize. Yes, Techno did some shitty things in the past, but he declared that he was going to retire from the fighting, from everything that related to violence. It wasn’t necessary to try to execute him.
So when the final swing hit, Quackity with his ego to a high capacity, at almost half a heart, Techbo easily defeated and killed Quackity, taking one of his canon lives.
-
You paced across the wooden floor for 10 minutes. “Phil, is Techno ok, where is he, why isn’t he here right now, Phil-” you cut yourself off, “Phil, is he dead?” “No he isn’t Y/n/n, I know Techno, he’s still alive, trust me.” he assured you, trying to comfort your thoughts, but it wasn’t getting to you.
Techno had to be dead, an anvil fell on him. “But what was the green and yellow sparks, what was the reason for that?” you thought. Was that a distraction, or was it something more significant.
“Phil, are you sure he’s-” he interrupted you with a shush. “Do you hear that?” he asked, not sure what’s was happening outside of his home. “No, I don’t, what’s wrong?” “Stay here Y/n.” he ignored your question.
He sneaked toward the door, trying to quiet his footsteps. He slowly opened the door, looked around, and saw Techno standing there, covered in bloody armor. “Holy shit Techno, what are you doing here, they could come any minute.”
“I need Y/n for a second.” he calmly said, trying to ease Phil’s nerves. “Mate, what about the Butcher-”
“I killed their leader.” “Heh?” “I killed Quackity, unfortunately it isn’t permanent.” he sighed. “Ok, first of all, weirdchamp, and secondly, please come inside, you’re worrying me right now.”
Phil let Techno in, and offered him a cup of tea. “No thanks Phil, so back to what I was saying, where is Y/n?” “Oh, they’re in the back, I thought you were someone else.” “Thanks.”
He stepped towards the direction you were in, and opened the door to find a frantic, worried Y/n. He put his body on the doorframe nonchalantly, “You missed me?” You turned around from your pacing, and looked at Techno, relief coating your eyes, “TECHNO.”
“Y/n.” he replied. You hurriedly walked to Techno, and gave him a bone-crushing hug. “Oh my goodness I’ve missed you so much, why did you have to leave, I don’t want you to die, fuck Quackity and the rest of them...” You rambled on and on about how the Butcher Army should be convicted, and a whole bunch of other things, when Techno cut you off, “Calm down my Aphrodite, I’m back, and that’s all that matters.”
"Ok, well are you hurt anywhere, Phil has some healing pots as well as some bandages." "I'm fine, but are you ok, did they hurt you?" he put his hand on your shoulders. "I'm ok, they didn't acknowledge me."
"Well, I'm glad that was the case."
You severely hugged him again, "Please never leave without me, I don't want this happening again."
"Never Y/n, never."
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