I take pole classes at the moment and ever since I started learning how to climb it I have the unstoppable urge to be good enough to make a pole routine set to the first verse of the DK rap where I climb up to get a banana

FIRE MONKEY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

the dk rap but i ruined it

He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey crap! Huh!

DK Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna give you a heart attack! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh!

DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to shoot her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose Donkey Kong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh! DK Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace this Kong has no face He can't handstand when he needs to And stretch his ass out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh!

DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his gun out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Humanity must beware 'cause he's after you! Huh!

DK Donkey Kong! Huh!

And then there's Chunky - he's dead

Aimee, from Leonard Nimoy’s 2010 photography series Secret Selves

Aimee — tattoo and body piercing

I like being a girl…no one knows I am a woman, let alone a lesbian. My beard is natural, there is no imbalance.

man. this whole thing pisses me off because like. even when people talk about staff having a history of hating trans women, that this isnt the first time, without fail black trans women are forgotten to be included again and again. im not surprised this caused such an uproar when the popular white woman gets deleted. nobody should be, its been that way like forever. some cunt in my inbox got annoyed i called rita a sex worker (lol? okay)

but i mentioned that in my post because so many black trans women have gotten removed from this site for their sex work alone, regardless of if it "broke community guidelines" or not, especially when tumblr live and the ads on this website are so fucking horny. idek what to say rn because like. this wont get as many notes as the posts talking about her will. the exploding car thing is gonna get more attention than the trans women on this site you dont actually care about listening to. ive been talking about how unfair it is to be a black tgirl on this site for years and nobody cares.

i love rita, we talked abit the other day and she's doing fine, dont get it twisted and think i hate her or some bs, she's a big fucking reason im not fucking homeless.

but part of why her deletion got to #1 trending on tumblr for multiple days in a row is that she's white

The most adorable duet (27 October 2023) x

Do you guys notice how when Shawn Fain, president of the United Auto Workers union, started planning a general strike, he did it by a) targeting his messaging towards unions with the ability to safely and effectively strike in large numbers, b) laid out a clear, actionable plan for those unions to follow (setting contracts to all expire at the same time, since many unions cannot strike while under contract), c) is using union contracts to set clear, actionable demands that can be met in order to gauge success and provide an end goal, and d) started organizing FOUR YEARS before the proposed strike date to give people the chance to plan accordingly, because it takes a really freaking long time to get tens of millions of people organized?

You notice how he didn't do it by slapping a message on Twitter saying 'hey nobody go to work on Monday, that'll really show 'em'?

Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) dir. Joel and Ethan Coen

This was literally all I could think during that scene.

“Promise” - a nrmts + trucy comic

This comic is for @metaphorical-goblin for the Nrmts creators server art/fic trade!

also after walking into a pyre to die at the lowest moment of her 14 year old life and instead of burning to death enacting the miracle from her prophetic dreams that everyone in her family died and failed trying to do that brings magic back into the world for the first time in 300 years and three dragons who are loyal only to her and the next day there’s a giant red comet in the sky. what is this tenth grader supposed to do NOT suspect a little bit that she’s the messiah.

These designs came to me last night I had to sketch it out

The Holdovers was a little movie that we made in Boston, about three people that came together to form a little family.

I just want to have this on my blog <33

Looking at this scene and thinking: yeah Dean and Cas were good platonic buddies is pretty insane. Because this isn't a friend grieving his friend. This is a husband grieving his spouse...