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swagrum76 · 3 months

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the dk rap but i ruined it

He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey crap! Huh!

DK Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna give you a heart attack! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh!

DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to shoot her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose Donkey Kong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh! DK Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace this Kong has no face He can't handstand when he needs to And stretch his ass out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh!

DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his gun out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Humanity must beware 'cause he's after you! Huh!

DK Donkey Kong! Huh!

And then there's Chunky - he's dead

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quirkle2 · 23 days

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[zombie au] finally a full colored piece of the gang (and also a fun b&w version)

#qkdraws #zombie au #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu #tome kurata #mp100 tome #shigeo kageyama #mp100 shigeo #mp100 mob #blood #tw guns #(don't hold a gun like that.)#told u he's bad at trigger discipline. ritsu get ur fucking finger off that trigger ur gonna shoot ur foot #another tiny thing abt this au that makes me sad: ritsu makes sure when looting for clothes that he gives mob the stuff that fits him #and ritsu wears the bigger oversized stuff. on all accounts it'd prolly make more sense to give mob the stuff that doesn't fit him #since ? he's a zombie and doesn't rly give a shit abt what he's wearing.he barely notices he has a jacket on at all #but ritsu wants him to be comfy even if mob himself doesn't rly Notice ?#idk he feels bad giving himself anything that's Better than what mob gets #the kid always feeds mob first. when he finds soap he always washes mob's hair first instead of his own #always gives him water first whenever they find it #mob is always taken care of First ritsu is an afterthought even to himself #ritsu kiddo ya gotta take care of urself too . ritsu .oh god he can't hear us he's too busy mourning

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fallahifag · 4 months

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the things i would do to bring all these babies back to their parents . i would give anything in my life for them to have their babies safe in their arms again

#my heart continues to break break break #my 12 year old brother is still a baby in my eyes and sometimes he stays out playing with his friends too long in the neighborhood #and that in itself gives me the biggest feeling of fear #i can’t imagine being a parent to a 6 year old child stranded in a car with shooting all around #and not knowing what happened until days later.. ya allah

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cosmicwhoreo · 11 months

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Heya Ink! Feel free to respond to this whenever you can/want to, but I've got a question!

Are Vezzpa and Escargoon (as well as everyone else in the castle) aware of what Dark Matter did to Dedede? If not, what were their reactions to it?

(Surely Dedede would inform all of castle DDD right?)

Ohoho trust me! EVERYONE would be in the know if DDD got possessed by Dark Matter. He's not often subtle in his methods, as his M.O is possessing an already emotionally unstable individual, feasting off of their negative emotions and energy (sadness, fear, hate, anger ect-) whilst going around in his new meatsuit, and making everyone in the area also miserable. Further expanding his energy intake from his surroundings as well as his vessel, like a negativity tumor. it's why he was such a massive problem back in the day during the war between the star warriors and N.M.E. As he would just hang around battlefields and feast off of all the hatred and terror caused by warfare. To the point Nightmare was terrified of Dark Matter's power. But now that the war's over and N.M.E went kaput, DM had been up-shit's creek without a paddle in terms of a powerful+stable food-source... Until, he came across a big ol' spoiled brat of a king with the untapped strength of a landslide... He's been smitten ever since.

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dilf-in-peril · 3 months

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....................they asked punk how many piercings he's got on his body currently in a Q&A in 2005 and after strenuous counting he said six. is he counting earrings? cause I am counting 4 piercings. please say he's not counting earrings it would mean so much to me if there were two more piercings on his body that I can just put wherever I want

#cm punk #to bad he didn't say like five or seven because ya know #anyway. this clears up a lot of questions and also opens up more.#shoot

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suremango · 3 months

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Thinking about Nicklaus Hendricks..

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thenixkat · 1 year

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Anyway, if you aren’t Black don’t use any variation of woke. I don’t care what conservatives are calling fuckers/using as the new sjw/political correctness/what have you.

If you know what fuckers mean use what they mean, and if you don’t why are you copying what people are saying?

Woke ain’t for you. If the discussion isn’t about Black people being aware of and/or educating other Black people about racism/antiblackness/structural inequality/all the other bullshit then it doesn’t need to be used in the discussion.

#nix meows #aave #woke #aave misuse #apparently that one post i made where i directly mentioned how i don't wanna see boogleech no more showed up in his tags #which is generally how tumblr's search function works; if a word in there it shows up #anyway i do wish a motherfucker would learn to take a hint that i do not wish to continue a conversation #cause all i'm getting is excuses about how he's just paraphrasing so its fine #that other people don't have an issue and not 'to shoot the messenger #my wigga i was forced to see the word 'wokeist' (yall know i can't spell) on a post from someone i know is white #who's posts show up everyfucking where in the corner of tumblr i generally operate in #why would i give a damn what the rest of the post was about when a wigga shouldn't be using words like that period #aint no fucking changing my mind #ya ruined my night and i don't wanna see ya #i aint ask nobody to block you or some shit like that #i personally don't wanna get microaggressed on my own damn dash cause my white mutuals (who mean well but dont all ways catch shit)#decided to reblog it untagged #like yeah its pretty easy to drop a bitch i only occasionally interacted with over the course of a few years over #it just on the innitial 'it's not an issue' dismissal #told me everything i needed to know #bogleech #may as well actually tag them cause I've been feeling a lot less charitible given how they handled shit and kept trying to shut me up #plus they're a vote blue no matter who fucker like genocide joe is harm reduction

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radioves · 2 years

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its quite shrimple actually

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callhimnowmarisamylove · 1 year

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“I would prefer not to spend the little time we have together with idle banter.”

“Well then... what do you suggest?”

“A dance.”

#alias #jack bristow #irina derevko #jack x irina #irina x jack #victor garber #lena olin #this is where i live now #and yes i am losing my mind #but they are hawt so what could i do?#a milf/dilf connoisseur like myself is not immune to something like this #even if she's actually a doppelgänger #and he's about to shoot her in the head #mentow iwness amiiright #i haven't even watched this ep yet #but i just ha to see this with mine eyes and pretend it's a real date and they go off to a hotel to [redacted]#anyway for the three peeps on tumblr dot com still vibin for them here you go #but really this gifset was just for me so mind ya bizzness

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unproduciblesmackdown · 1 year

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fr is he, you know.............................................repeatedly described as being Impersonable and Lacking Charm and Pedantic and confused / bothered by things he supposedly shouldn't be while inspiring confusion / botherment in others in ways he supposedly shouldn't and like 99.9% of the grief he's given is over All That while he's just sitting or standing there rather than the like intimidatingly efficient hitman georg thing he has going on. which is in fact The Skill That Makes Him Useful Despite It All and also perhaps the least foothold in interactions because [worried he can & may kill you] affords power when otherwise just being the weird guy nobody likes(tm)

bonus mordecai balling

#lackadaisy #not exactly Necessarily intentional but like oh you don't say #something something liking patterns & order; though that overlaps w/the like fastidiousness that's just tied to backstory #but that even when picking up that particular trait he was apparently always Peculiar in the deemed Not Personable Way #like oh you don't say #can't really even truly hone in on 9000 murders/day when like. everyone's blowing people away out here. ya gotta #or certainly other people are doing it too lol. mordecai's Mostly differentiated from anyone else's hitmanning by demeanor/affect #and that demeanor/affect has everyone going sicko mode antagonizing him while he's decidedly just sitting there #like oh you don't say....epic mood re: the [how would mordecai approach being tasked with infant childcare] joke #held a baby once maybe twice and both times an exercise in simply like ah christ don't drop this thing countdown to passing it along #great minicomic lmao found in the uhh. gallery under....mini comics; penultimate one w/the baby cat jimmy carter as pictured as thumbnail #supporting his mystery contributions too....gotta be for real abt mitzi not shooting anyone but sure he may have noscoped atlas #though maybe also he did not; but we know they have some secret concerning atlas; even probably involving his death....#vaguely wondering if atlas got whatever warning about [mystery thorn in marigold's side] as asa sweet mentions over that brunch #and perhaps would have chosen to back out of the business but mitzi was not about that & would arrange a Murder to inherit lackadaisy....#but mordecai would have to have some reason to go along with that. Maybe as an out for working for atlas forever; but now he's at marigold #not exactly that different yet [themes re: The Other Paths Are Closed To You Forever for everyone out here]#while it might also be true that he left for marigold to try to figure out what's going on over there from the inside; as suggested....#and whatever he's got going on he's Very Motivated about it as per the most recent comic pages. bold moves #anyways another accidentally autistic cat out here. for april. always a classic lol fr everyone leave him alone or else shoot at him yknow #i do support the mordecai & the savoys dream team there. reiterating i think nicodeme espesh could/should be the like surprise bestie & etc

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rosaacicularis · 1 year

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which was more culturally significant, the renaissance or hermitgang

#it all started when grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical #skills and crazy vocal acrobatics i’m a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o docmc is coming for you seven fold i got rendog and #other firemen to douce the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again you think i’m in hiding i’m just biding my time #putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group got together just to crush you once we start something you know were #going to see it through i’m the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict you’re #guilty of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds hermitgangx16 if you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false #gteam is dialling for help but i’m in ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you know that false’s on a killing spree try to #stop my pvp and perish painfully i’m the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armour can’t compare to my martial arts i’ll #send a poison dart to make you breath your final breath gteams name will be the only thing left caffeinated animated redstone innovator my #behaviour’s crazy can’t phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray now my scope is aiming better run from cover from all the #ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the gteam will end up #blazing whos the better team there is no controversy but before it’s said and done y’all be begging us for mercy hermitgangx16 x gone give #it to ya i’m gone give it to ya x gone give it to ya what lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the gteam they’re looking #unclean needing some sunscreen burnt by words this herd of nerds it’s ubsurd how my rhymes got them injured danger danger i got lasers to #cut them up like razors it’s flexing season and i got flavour their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are #presenting they’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over them i could jump over them i could use an ender pearl i #could use my elytra come one gteam geez hermitgangx16 now i’m back and i got some things i wanna say what’s the letter that starts the #alphabet a ladies get it line the diggity be on the way cleo don’t know who she freaking with all the signs say to notify her next of kin #this digitty dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits spit that line again brrr cause the message is i could mumble rap and still be the best #there is hermitgangx16 oh you wanted me to do a verse i’ll have to check with gteam i mean i’ll have to check my schedule to see if i can #see if i’m able to do that sort of thing busy guy lots of things to do oh do averse bananas do a verse bananas i just don’t know if it’s a #good idea for me to a part of this song really #i just typed all of that out from memory im a little bit insane i think

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geosabor · 8 months

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Dominion of Hate Page 35

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#art #fanart #fancomics #livealive #live a live #akira tadokoro #yun jou #oboromaru #live cube #Trial of Wisdom #Euraokos #UNIBEAM #Wow rude #He just wanted his doohicky back #Ya didn't hafta shoot his head off over it #And yeah #Eurokos wasnt actually that hard when I fought him #But most things arent when 3 of your members can heal themselves and one hits like a truck even without his special weapon.

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collectivecloseness · 11 months

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I know for a fact that Kurt Kunkle would be eating that grimace shake TikTok trend up FR 💜

#I could totally see him trying to shoot dif versions of that haha #if he was in his ya know 🔪 phase poisoning ppls shakes for a more ‘real’ version #kurt Kunkle #kurtsworld96 #spree 2020 #kurt Kunkle hc’s #kurt Kunkle thoughts #cc chats

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chibifox2002 · 1 year

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Give Manny a tank and he'll drift the bitch.

#he can be feral when he wants to be #plus with his four arms he can drive and shoot at the same time because he's a multitasking legend #y'know just typical hot guy shit #manny moth #krbay #kirby right back at ya #kirby oc #chibi's krbay au #my character(s)#my art #also yes a traced the tank drawing vehicles suck

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beeapocalypse · 8 months

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trying to craft a funger oc like aughhhh i can see him i can picture him in my head right now [image of the most off putting little man possible]

#he does not have a name yet but he DOES have a vague concept. author from the eastern union who got drafted into the military and--#--met another guy during the 1 week he had b4 getting shipped out to basic training. they immediately develop a WAY intense relationship--#--and constantly send letters to each other. author is a total chickenshit and comes to cope w the violence of war thru--#--alcoholism and a complete retreat into his obsession w the other man. gets a couple wires crossed and has his lust morph into more + more #--violent fantasies that the other man plays along w bc its Fun+Wild (at its core its the authors desire for CONTROL. if hes the one--#--bringing the pain then hes safe. even better if its with the single person in existence he feels like he can trust during that--#--period of time). manages to live throughout the rest of the war and rushes back to his lover. spends a slowly degrading week w him where-#--the man comes to realize what he thought of as simple metaphor+exaggeration was TRUE desire from the author + the author flounders--#--without the then expected+familiar terror day in and day out. culminates in the man demanding the author leave and never try to contact--#--him again (saying their romance was wild and exciting and unlike anything hed ever experienced but the only good way it couldve ended--#--was if the author died out on the front and forever left him Wanting without the actual reality of those desires realized) and the--#--author either tries to shoot himself or the man (fails to do so. lol) b4 running off to the first train out of town. worlds messiest guy #ya it leans a bit into samarie territory but hes fun. his theoretical ending b would probably have smth to do w sylvian worship + marriages #even more vague idea for his moonscorched form is a sopping wet pathetic red wolf ('red wolf' being one of the mans terms of endearment--#--thru their wartime love letters) w its legs tangled up in barbed wire so it has to drag itself around. red bc its incredibly--#--thin skin (<-- do you get it .) splits and bleeds thru with every movement. a lot of whining and incoherent babbling as it hesitates to--#--ACTUALLY attack anybody. should have some cock horror element but ive no ideas on that front LOL #skill ideas are persistence predator (more melee damage dealt the less mind hes got- a backstory choice where he focuses entirely on the--#--love letters rather than splitting focus on his on-pause career with short stories) and an unnamed one playing into his terror/lust deal-#--where he gets a buff to either melee damage or speed when his phobia is active. want to come up with at least one more though #mmmaybe him being an author doesnt play that well into his concept as a whole but hes my strangeguy so whatever

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tomwambsgansbignaturalz · 1 year

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I feel like I had more thoughts on this when I was at work in the direct middle of doing tasks but something something Joel’s love language and way he shows he cares through acts of service is so so so true to him as a dad, like giving Ellie his jacket, his food, cleaning Tess up after she got jumped, his overall protectiveness to “cargo” hits so hard

#taking (failing but still) to take both watches instead of Ellie taking one #teaching her how to shoot a rifle even though she has a gun but she wanted to learn to hunt and hit a target #like being a dad is so ingrained in him forever and always #I think it was the official game podcast that said something like #he’s on a permanent path returning to fatherhood but I don’t think he ever really left #the last of us hbo #Joel Miller #pedro pascal #in another life he’s the dad who brings his kid a snack after a fight instead of apologizing ya know

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