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“Ask me for help.” Rhysand was drawing magic hard enough it seemed to warp reality around him, dreaming starry shadows unfurled around his body, more menace than wings but for the borrow shape. “Ask me for help, Nesta Archeron, and I will lend my power to your people.” Cassian, five hundred years of service lived, could have torn out his tongue in that second. Instead, he caught Feyre’s eye. Feyre, one hand bunched in Rhysand’s jacket- whether she really thought she was holding him back or anchoring herself, Cassian couldn’t imagine- shaking her head in sorrow. Grief. Looking past him to Nesta like her sister was making a mistake. “Or,” Rhysand murmured, all velvet, “I can do it myself. I know how rare it is, for the legions to listen to a woman. Or even your own people. Ask me for help, Nesta, and it will be yours. I swear it.” Cassian had seen her move before. Knew perfectly well humanity was a truth held fractured in Nesta’s veins. That she could be terrifyingly quick, hold and maintain dominance like she’d been born for the way faeries communicated with each other. There was no sound louder than her heartbeat. Her rage, a scream of wind rattling the windows of the hall, a fear that wound all the way down to Cassian’s bones. He blinked, and she was right in front of Rhysand. “You will die on fire,” Nesta hissed, in a register no human throat could hold, “You will beg like the coward you are. No one will help you. No shadow will save you. You have spent centuries acting like no will matters but yours, but you will not be strong enough to survive. Maybe then I’ll ask your ashes what your help is worth.” Rhysand, cruel as dawn, smiled. But Cassian could see too, that he’d stopped breathing. “It takes much more than fire to kill High Fae, Lady Archeron.”

I caught brain worms for hazbin hotel😔

everybody freaking about jjk girlies being excessively horny and depraved was not around to witness the Chrollo Stans ™ and it shows.

thinking about... whumpee who falls for caretaker... because caretaker is so cool and capable and independent (and possibly also took revenge on whumper) and fuck theyre just so perfect and despite all of that they. they choose to hang out with whumpee?? they choose to make them soup when theyre sick and hug them when theyre sad?? hold them close??? fuck. fuck!! oh whumpee is in so deep. but they can never ever talk about it. theyre bringing this to the grave with them.

if only caretaker would stop jokingly teasing them and making their heart skip multiple beats every single day.

More summer Oberon because he broke my dam and swept all my eggs

Y’all please.

Your f/o’s, your blorbos, your selfships think you are hot and love you.

“But we’re not compatible.” “It’s out of character for them to like me.” “They wouldn’t go for me.”

Shh. Shhh. Gently I hold my finger to your lips as I reveal a new frontier of thought to you.

In character is a matter of what it takes for a character to act different. What love and gentleness can you give your blorbo to make them yearn for you? To trust you and open their heart to you? How are you the one that catches their eye? All of these questions can be answered positively.

Expand your horizons. Scrutinize if the world they come from really would have our same beauty standards. Really think if your crush would even care that you have back rolls or acne scars or wrinkles. Then think on what it would take for them to stop seeing the parts of you and instead see the whole, beautiful, wonderful person that you are.

Love can change a person so much. How would it change your f/o?

You youngsters have it easy, with your good 3d models and hot voices for the ink demons. Only the '17 kids remember when the Ink Demon used to look like THIS:

What did you think of the first episode of The Regime? I'm not sure what to make of it yet.

Neither am I—I really hope that it comes into its own and doesn't rely as much on the Veep and Succession house blend. Kinda digging Elena and Herbert's Kronk and Yzma thing, though.

This is what it's like living with y'all.

ace on my brain so heavy, I’m actually ill omg

A Hashira from the Demon Slayer Corps, in love with a Demon? Well, the world has seen worse~

MIMATO WEEK 2023 DAY 3 - "FORBIDDEN LOVE"

In preparation for boxer!Thor in Wandee Goodday, here are my favorite selfies of his from his actual training, enjoy:

Sometimes i just think about about the way Allen lied to every single person he has ever met, BUT he has such a feral wet cat energy and WILL try to help you even if he’s falling apart

That both Kanda and Link who very explicitly was said are able to see that he’s lying, went from “i could not care less for the little clown” to “i will rise back from the dead for him and will follow him to the end of the earth” is so insane

They have no business simping that hard but i love it for them