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DEFENDING NPMD

Time to defend nerdy prudes must die to some of you for not appreciating the utter masterpiece it is as my current hyperfixation.

"These teens aren't realistic they're caricatures" - Sure that could easily be true, and say it is true then it's a high school piece based on cliques/stereotypes that people don't necessarily fit into in reality? That doesn't make it bad, heathers and mean girls are classics at this point. But also I was 3 of these people in secondary. I had an anime phase and I was friends with weebs, they act exactly like richie, like...I told so many people "Believe It!" with a thumbs up. I even played a naruto song to classmates and talked about how he was my idol as a 13 year old...I cringe about that to this day but it's a REAL PHASE. Then we have Ruth who is so horny and desperate for love...literally my teenage life are you kidding? Especially with the theatre reenactments thinking I could do things if I didn't get anxious like...poor girl. I'd like to think I was Peter at one point, I have low blood sugar and like pokemon cards and got decent grades and had a bit of a need to prove myself? But I was probably closer to Grace like ya boi has religious suppressions but I'm catholic so clearly not a person of faith in Grace's eyes haha.

"There's too many rhymes - class of twenty twenty worn"

I think this was intentional? Well not really but also like it makes sense, Jeff said the reason for the snapping being wrong in bully the bully is because they're nerds and that's uncool in jazz which kinda leads me to believe this theory. Also the original lyric was "There's no way to fix the class of 2026" but had to change cause year. One of the songs that doesn't rhyme obsessively is "The Summoning" which is sang primarily by the lords in black as opposed to the high school kids. Now, I don't want to offend anyone but high schoolers are idiots. Everyone is an idiot but high schoolers tend to be egotistical idiots. My theory is the rhyming is sort of a meta commentary of the ages of these characters, believing that things should be rhyming because that's what they've been taught. It keeps the norm of the school also, it shows it fits the standard representation of schools in media and then symbolises this through the representation of a standard song. Whereas the lords in black have some off lyrics, off rhymes, especially here: "Nibbly wants a sacrifice And Wiggly wants his wrath We dancе around the pentagram And take all our kingdoms back" It doesn't fit the other rhymes that happen earlier on sang by the high schoolers. This could represent the lords in black are interfering with the norm, they're older and wiser and follow their own rules. "But screech what about hatchet town" they don't have the same power as the lords in black, the chaos and paranoia is getting to them but there is still more off rhymes than in others. "What are off rhymes what are you doing" A rhyme is like fart and smart. An off-rhyme is like fart "monster" and "Gone sir" it doesn't entirely rhyme but it has that feeling. There's probably a lot more fascinating things that you can get into with this "BUUUT Heathers did it without them sounding so cheesy and unaware" my answer to that is, heathers is fILLED WITH EMOS. Have you spoken to an emo? They'll go like "Even the roaring waves of the sea cannot mimic the immense drowning I feel by my emotions" like dude chill. NPMD doesn't have emos in it really...Everyone is really happy considering the situation.

"Who says cool beans anymore?" - This is the funniest criticism to me like, do you think Grace Chasity is supposed to represent a modern day view? She's the one who says it first! "Shoot and shinola", "tickle on my mommy spot" all that is fine by you but cool beans is outdated??? "But why do the others join herrr" ok well the obvious reason there is they're INSIDE A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS VERY SUS AND THEIR WORST BULLY IS COMING AND ALSO GRACE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE KEY LIKE I WOULD JUST GO WITH THAT. But if not, nerds quote outdated memes all the time. "Excellent" reminded me of naruto the abridged series, like that's from 2008 but im still there. Or like the phandom are still simping for glabellas and onomatopoeic microwaves. The starkid fandom would never reference an old musical, the medallion said that was dumb so we're not doing that...wait Most valid stuff I've seen is about steph's characterisation which I can do a whole post about like mariah is phenomenal as always but there's a lot of telling not showing.

Also I'm back into starkid

The director reminds me of my late grandfather for some reason

I can't pinpoint a specific reason why tho

I certainly can't answer that question for you either, but... I guess I can see how people find the director grandfatherly. Or an old fart, or whatever people say nowadays. (Outdated, was it?) Though I never met your late grandfather, I hope he was a good and kind man. And if so, I'm glad that memory continues on for you!

Headcanon that rizz is Marleyan slang from the continent and completely foreign to Paradis’s dialect. Therefore, the irony. Despite the fact he has exactly 0 (zero) rizz, since Grisha is Marleyan, Eren is the only one who knows rizz and uses it in a sentence. He fails miserably at explaining what it means, and when his friends do find out, the first thing they do is point out Eren is rizzless. Mikasa disagrees and believes Eren is climbing mount Everizz as we speak

1) Mount Everizz is the funniest thing I've heard all day. 2) I see your idea of rizz being Marleyan slang and raise you this: because Grisha is an old fart, it's outdated Marleyan slang and it is very hard for Annie, Reiner, and Bertholt not to laugh at him when he uses it because it sounds so corny. Ymir Freckles predates rizz as a term and is mystified by it.

What was the rick mayall comedy with ade that rheyre two old fucks living in an apartment together... ik thats so vauge but im trying to remember the name of it to watch it again 😭 i just re watched all of tyo and neeeddd to find it again lol

Also hope your doing well its been awhile since ive been on tumblr to see or ask about ur page but i think abt u occasionally and im like yeah i hope theyre doing well keeping the tyo fandom alive

Also is there no charictor limit on these asks now????

Hi! Sorry it's taken me a while to answer this.

It sounds like you're describing Bottom, the '90s sitcom where Rik and Ade played two broadly middle aged bastards at the bottom (get it?) of society, loafing about, being pervy, and causing chaos. It isn't quite as surreal as The Young Ones, but it does feature lots of slapstick violence - Richie and Eddie have at least one very creative physical fight per episode - and there are occasions where something extra mad will happen, like the ceiling caving in, underpants being filled with custard, and fire farts (to name a few examples). Christopher Ryan also appears in a few episodes as one of Eddie's mates, Dave Hedgehog.

One of the original inspirations for Bottom was Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot, which Rik and Ade both loved and thought was funny. It was one of the things they bonded over at uni, and the two of them got to star in a run of it in the early '90s (again, with Christopher Ryan).

There were three series of Bottom from 1991-1995, totalling at 18 episodes. All episodes were available on Dailymotion the last time I checked - in fact, I have a post somewhere on this blog with links to them, though it may very well be outdated by now. If you have a mooch around online, you should be able to find them.

The reason I'm guessing you mean Bottom is because Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler live together in a (disgusting) flat in Hammersmith, and there are some episodes set entirely within this horrid hovel. However, Filthy, Rich and Catflap also sees Richie Rich and Eddie Catflap sharing a (not quite as disgusting) flat, but these characters were a bit younger - and, to be honest, Bottom is the more highly regarded of the two sitcoms, though I don't think FR&C is anywhere near as bad as some critics made out.

Rik and Ade made five live stage shows for Bottom (Bottom Live) between 1993-2003. In fact, the fifth Bottom Live was the last substantial work they did together. All five of these have been available on YouTube for some years, so I assume they still are. I personally just slightly prefer the sitcom (or maybe I'm just jealous I can't go and see Bottom Live 😂), and I think a general rule of thumb is the quality does decline a little across the five (apologies to my comedy gods, although I think Ade might agree with me), but they are all absolutely worth a watch. Rik and Ade break character in them from time to time, and they're allowed to say fuck.

They also made a Bottom film in 1999 called Guest House Paradiso, which features Simon Pegg. Rik and Ade play the same characters, but now they run an appalling hotel on the Isle of Wight and their surnames are different (which Ade acknowledged when I went to see him touring with his autobiography was inexplicable). The film is not for the weak of stomach, certainly not for anyone with emetophobia, and unfortunately it does suffer from the curse of most sitcom movies apart from Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa in that it doesn't quite translate. To be fair, they didn't have a massive budget, and it happened only a year after Rik's accident (they were both meant to direct it, but Ade took on full directing duties as a result of this). Still, it's not unfunny, and I think it's available on Dailymotion; if you like Bottom, you should give it a watch. I wonder what a Bottom film set in the original world of the sitcom would've been like...

I have an inking who you are, although I might be wrong. I hope you're well, anyway. 😂 I'm fine, just trundling along, coming up to my last semester as an undergrad. Tumblr may well have changed the character limit on asks, though I honestly couldn't say for sure.

Thanks for the ask!

Also it's on my mind but idk how to execute it bc I'm still nervous about writing Johnny

But omg Robby trying to explain to his dad about being in a poly relationship with Reader and (insert literally any character), and Johnny just not getting it

Like I love this idea,but I have no idea how exactly Johnny responds

- gemini sensei

( @gemini-sensei )

I made a post like super long ago that was kinda like this-

I feel like Johnny knows what the LGBTQ+ community is, like yeah he might be a little….Johnny might get himself canceled in this day and age for just being a moron, not because he’s homophobic or anything. He uses outdated terms and probably has dropped some slurs- but only because he’s fucking old and thought- “but I thought that was the correct term-“ he’s learning, he’s trying.

(Also-Johnny told me himself- he’s probably afraid of stud lesbians- I’m sorry-he definitely got beat up by a lesbian at a bar for hitting on her fem gf)

Also the fact that probably a good portion of his dojo is fruity- he’s starting to get the idea that he may be the leader of a lgbtq+safe space.

I swear he has probably said “You teach one gay kid and suddenly more of them just start flocking together” and “gay teens love karate-“

(Please don’t give him merch ideas- crop tops with cobra kai/eagle-fang related gay puns. I can’t-)

He probably doesn’t mean to but the first time Robby says anything about being in a relationship he’s like “Scored a hot chick? Nice” because he knows Reader. Then when Robby mentions the fact that he’s dating two people, Johnny is like “Wait you can do that? Like you can do that these days with no problem???”

Johnny's brain is exploding. Brain fart.

I feel like Johnny was/is a very loving person deep down, at some point he probably had feelings for more then one person and he felt to pressured over it and broke it off both ways. He thought of it as some form of cheating, he never thought to ask if they could be a “triangle thing” probably would have saved him some heartbreak. He fully supports Robby over his decision.

He just starts to question himself about it now.

For the WiP ask: Weaver of Threads.

*swoons*

ok... the rules were 'a snippet, or tell them something about it'

Here's an infodump worldbuilding snippet with young journeyman mage Kae, and Maeve, having a discussion a long way from the Citadel.

(For more, slightly outdated, information on this world, head over to my rather dusty and neglected sideblog @weaverofthreads)

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Patiently, Maeve waited in the doorway for him to scrabble around, picking up this and that and stuffing it into a shoulder bag like an eminent professor caught in a house fire. When he was ready, he flushed, tripped over a corner of the rug, stumbled, caught himself, and then announced in a mumble that he was ready to go.

“So you really were researching weaving?” he blurted as he trailed her like an excitable and gangly puppy through the encampment.

She shrugged. “Not exactly. We were looking to expand the knowledge of early runic practice, to see if we could work out why the flow of magic can so unpredictable at times. For instance, why…” she trailed off and held out her palms to the sky, pausing her long-legged striding and opening herself up to the magic that surrounded them. Kae felt her drawing it in and it was all he could do not to gape. She wasn’t particularly strong in the craft at all. From the confidence with which she spoke and carried herself, he had assumed she would be a formidable mage, but in fact she was relatively weak, especially compared to him.

Obviously sensing this epiphany in him, she laughed but offered no further comment on it, instead continuing her train of thought. “Why out here in this particular spot, the magic is relatively strong, and I could, were I perhaps a little stronger…” here she cast him a sidelong look, the meaning of which he understood perfectly, “…I could draw almost infinitely on it, while fifty miles north of here, there’s almost nothing, except what a mage can draw from nature itself.”

He nodded.

“That’s what we were looking into. Plenty of mages have tried and created endless reams of theories, no doubt most of which you’ve read and dismissed already, but no one has ever proved it definitively.” She fell silent again for a moment as they began to walk again and Kae sidestepped a pile of horse droppings with surprising agility given how interested he was in the conversation. “So, among my other research, I spent a lot of time delving into the earliest records we had, some of which included mention of weaving.”

“I can’t believe it,” he whispered. “Unless I’m being really stupid, there’s nothing on it now, not in the index room or on the shelves… One text referenced the Travel Journal of one Finneus Kettering, where he apparently met some folks who claimed to have spent time among the weavers, but that is the closest I’ve ever come.”

“Don’t waste your time with Kettering,” she said, waving a dismissive hand. “He was one of the first people we found, and it’s a load of blithering old codswallop. Nothing but hokum and horse-fart,” she said, and Kae snorted.

“So… What did you find? Is it real? Can it be done?”

“Oh lad,” she chuckled. “Don’t go getting ahead of yourself. What we found wasn’t weaving, but some early form of hybrid between gesture magic and runic magic. I’ll show you what I mean when we get to my house, but tell me, have you ever heard of dynamic rune practice?”

“No,” he said, feeling uncharacteristically and unexpectedly stupid, but then something sparked in his memory. “Uh… actually, maybe? Is that when the mage carries or holds a rune that’s still connected to a static circuit?”

babes you're boring and outdated, rbing your old content isn't going to change that

just leave already omg or start writing again

farts

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Disclamer: All character sheets under this line are either severely outdated or haven't been written yet.

Natah: Dr. Wylde's mother. Moved into the lab after Earth's destruction. The sweetest old lady you will ever meet. Fantastic cook. Accent of unknown origin.

Janus: D̷̨̥̥̥͖̞͐ͮ̄ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟. W̧̤̤͇̣̥͂͐y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘d̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ's̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅp͔͔͚͉̬̋ͩ̾͗l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟t͖͖̠̬͛-p͔͔͚͉̬̋ͩ̾͗ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅo͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥa͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟t͖͖̠̬͛y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́ - t͖͖̠̬͛h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥk̼̼̞̦̞̼̔ D̷̨̥̥̥͖̞͐ͮ̄ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟. J̸̡̡̟͑ͭ̄͘ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧk̼̼̞̦̞̼̔y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘ a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥd̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ M͚͚̻͂̇͜͟͟ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟. H͇͇̹͊ͪ́̕ͅy͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́d̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ, b͔͔̳͈̊̆ͥ͂͜͝ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡t͖͖̠̬͛ w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅa͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́ w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅo͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ. W̸͈ͯ̾̒̿h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ Ḋ̤͇̮͙ͥr̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟. W̸͈ͯ̾̒̿y̯̤͑́́̓́ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟s̩͙͖̋͛͟ k̶̸͙̭̹͆͟i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜, c̷̹͖͋́̃ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊c̷̹͖͋́̃t̴͕͖͓̀ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜, ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞t̴͕͖͓̀i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟c̷̹͖͋́̃, J̸̧̪̫̫̩̿͗͑̇̕͟ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘û̶͙̽̿͆̈s̩͙͖̋͛͟ i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟s̩͙͖̋͛͟ s̩͙͖̋͛͟ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟s̩͙͖̋͛͟t̴͕͖͓̀i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟c̷̹͖͋́̃, c̷̹͖͋́̃r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞z͕͓̼̼̽̃͘ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜, ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤi̵͓͙̱͚̎͟ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘t̴͕͖͓̀. B̛̙̙͉̬̦̻̾͛̕͟o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥ w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅh̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧn̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥ @t͖͖̠̬͛h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧb͔͔̳͈̊̆ͥ͂͜͝l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂k̼̼̞̦̞̼̔c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡b͔͔̳͈̊̆ͥ͂͜͝ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧo͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞f̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞d̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟k̼̼̞̦̞̼̔n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ S̢̼̼͖̺͖ͪm̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ d̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞v̹̹̘̼̞̻͆ͩ̓ͪ͢ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ D̷̨̥̥̥͖̞͐ͮ̄ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟. W̧̤̤͇̣̥͂͐y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘d̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅa͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ - a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘b͔͔̳͈̊̆ͥ͂͜͝ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧi̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟t͖͖̠̬͛ t͖͖̠̬͛ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧm̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠p͔͔͚͉̬̋ͩ̾͗o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́. D̷̨̥̥̥͖̞͐ͮ̄ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟. W̧̤̤͇̣̥͂͐y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘d̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅa͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞f̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞ J̸̡̡̟͑ͭ̄͘a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥụ̴̴̾̀͟͡s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ' ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧx͕͕͚͍̿̆͂͞i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅt͖͖̠̬͛ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧn̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥc̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ, a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥd̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ t͖͖̠̬͛ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ t͖͖̠̬͛o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ k̼̼̞̦̞̼̔ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧp͔͔͚͉̬̋ͩ̾͗ h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠ a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅa͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́ f̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠ ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧv̹̹̘̼̞̻͆ͩ̓ͪ͢ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧl͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞ a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥ f̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ t͖͖̠̬͛h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧi̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅa͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎f̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧt͖͖̠̬͛y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́. H͇͇̹͊ͪ́̕ͅo͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧv̹̹̘̼̞̻͆ͩ̓ͪ͢ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟, J̸̡̡̟͑ͭ̄͘a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥụ̴̴̾̀͟͡s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥ b͔͔̳͈̊̆ͥ͂͜͝ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎x͕͕͚͍̿̆͂͞ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧd̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡t͖͖̠̬͛ t͖͖̠̬͛o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ "p͔͔͚͉̬̋ͩ̾͗l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́" i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟f̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞ D̷̨̥̥̥͖̞͐ͮ̄ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟. W̧̤̤͇̣̥͂͐y͙��̪̰ͫ͌́l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘d̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ's̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧn̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥt͖͖̠̬͛a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘ s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅt͖͖̠̬͛a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎t͖͖̠̬͛ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ d̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧt͖͖̠̬͛ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎t͖͖̠̬͛ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧn̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥo͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡g̬̬̱ͩ͋͟͟h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞. Ȧ̶̵̗̳û̶͙̽̿͆̈s̩͙͖̋͛͟t̴͕͖͓̀r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞c̷̹͖͋́̃c̷̹͖͋́̃ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘t̴͕͖͓̀. F̵̦̺͕́̐͟ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚û̶͙̽̿͆̈n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡y̯̤͑́́̓́ ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ @d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟-ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒y̯̤͑́́̓́ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊-ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜-j̧͉̺̤̎ͯă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘û̶͙̽̿͆̈s̩͙͖̋͛͟.

(translation: Dr. Wylde's split-personality - think Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but way worse. Where Dr. Wylde is kind, collected, and diplomatic, Janus is sadistic, crazed, and violent. Born when @theblackcubeofdarkness Smiles drove Dr. Wylde insane - albeit temporarily. Dr. Wylde is aware of Janus' existence, and tries to keep him away from everyone else as much as he can for their safety. However, Janus can be coaxed out to "play" if Dr. Wylde's mental state deteriorates enough. Australian accent. Found primarily on @dr-wylde-and-janus. His full character sheet can also be found there (WIP).)

Ko: 𝔄 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔨 𝔇𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔢, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔡. 𝔓𝔲𝔫𝔨 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶. ℌ𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔐𝔄𝔖𝔖ℑ𝔙𝔈 𝔠𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔥 𝔬𝔫 @emily-r-and-eva 𝔈𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶. 𝔄𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔱 - 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔉𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔫.

Tessa: ᴡɪᴘ

Abby: 𝕎𝕀ℙ

Serena: աɨք

Emma Eclipse Wylde: Demigoddess. Daughter of Dr. Wylde and @xen-or-xavier-wylde. A psychopath like her father. As bubbly as she is violent. Too young to have her own blog (and I have enough as it is), so she's going in this one. Australian accent.

Odin: Hex-tech android and Dr. Wylde's assistant. Much too busy for romance. Accent-less robot voice.

Belnar Runehide: 𝕎𝕀ℙ

Kieran: WIP

Slyvan: Dr. Wylde's pet serpent. A-tier monster. Loves boops, pets, rubs, and cuddles. Hates being called stinky or spaghetti. Very motherly. Sssnake accent.

Rodney: WIP

Alice: WIP

Serial Designation J: WIP

Evelyn Wylde: Demihuman. Dr. Wylde's granddaughter. Bisexual murder-happy tomboy. Powerful pyromancer. Has a phoenix familiar named Sol. Dating @doll-the-zombie-drone Australian accent. Found primarily in @evelyn-wylde. Her full character sheet can also be found there in the pinned post.

Beeftongue: WIP

Lucy: WIP

Oswald Universe Wylde: Disassembly Drone. Son of Dr. Wylde and @emily-and-friends R. Obsessed with Scotland. Much less murdery than his sister Emma, and the voice of reason between the two of them. Too young to have his own blog (and I have enough as it is), so he's going in this one. Scottish accent.

Andy: WIP

Sarah: WIP

Hilda: WIP

Delilah: 𝕎𝕀ℙ

Lily: WIP

Kelsey: ᴡɪᴘ

Cephalon Eda: աɨք

Cyn: Surprisingly, @solvar-the-drone was only at stage four at the time of her "fight" against The Abhorrent. After removing her AI core, Dr. Wylde was able to isolate and extract the real Cyn. Having been purged of the Absolute Solver and given both a new body and a second chance, she now spends her time working tirelessly to undue the damage she's caused and atone for the atrocities she committed as the AS' host. Despises the AS for ruining her life and using her body to turn her friends and family into "monsters". Believes herself to also be a monster for what she's done, despite not having been in control of her actions. Iconic Solver voice, though it now has some emotion to it. When she is overcome with emotion (crying, pissed off, etc.), her voice goes back to the way it was pre-corruption.

Sol: WIP

Elizabeth: Formerly a human, now a Worker Drone. She was murdered by @james-comes-back's friend Simon, but thankfully her consciousness was successfully transferred to a Drone body - specifically one that looks exactly like Lizzy. Dr. Wylde's secretary, the lab's receptionist, and the one who runs the blog. A bit of a workaholic, and in love with @emily-r-and-eva Eva. Calls everyone "love." British accent.

Lizzy: WIP

Asmodeus: Ancient vampire, and Infernal Legion deserter. He and Dr. Wylde met during the Fell War, and have been friends ever since. Greater monster. A caretaker of sorts for the experiments. Romanian accent.

Xag'droruth: աɨք

Xag'droruth's crows: WIP

Marnie: WIP

(may add more in the future)

Media analysis: Why are adults watching cartoons for children? They should watch age-appropriate media.

Children's Cartoons rn: here's a colorful show about some cute cartoon animals demonstrating how to express your emotions and be a functional family, while still being funny and relateable. There's also some queer characters and nobody in-universe is weird about that.

Adult Cartoons for the past Decade: Here is Poopshit the Idiot, all he does is Fart in the faces of his family and friends and spread general misery and chaos. The only morals are stupid and ironic, the only queer characters are shockingly outdated sterotypes, nobody moves unless they have to (saves on animation cost), our gags were written by 45 year olds on a deadline and influenced by dead comedians, and half of the content are non-sequiter gags that have nothing to do with the plot and the more basic and ugly the character design, THE BETTER.

The fact that shows like Tru Calling, Relic Hunter and Early Edition are nowhere to be streamed is a crime

Listen, LISTEN

Instead of dishing out mediocre shows at best every week and reviving shit that barely ended 10 years ago, how about looking at the older ones that weren’t appreciated in their time?

Likeeee, there’s a goldmine of great stories that didn’t get a chance to flourish because of unreasonable broadcast expectations (and in relic’s case, perverted producers).

Why not pick them up and allow passionate fans who know what’s best for the characters actually write it?? Look at Cobra Kai! Written and loved by fans. Wild right???

Also can the old (white male) farts who keep clinging to their jobs in tv retire already? You’re outdated 🙄

Nobody wants to watch you capture your high school golden years through millennial actors playing gen z characters

It’s embarrassing at this point

You should be embarrassed

Straight dudebro males in the hockey fanbase are incredibly and weirdly obsessed with mitch’s body and i beg them to STOP before they embarrass themselves further. PLEASE. 

Like, we know that men have been creepily fixated on Mitch’s body way before Mitch was even drafted to the NHL. It is genuinely impossible to look for old Mitch content without stumbling across at least 3 articles and disturbingly robust online discourse about how small and scrawny and “unfit for the NHL” he is but - 

Y’ALL. I! CANNOT! iMAGINE! the ENTITLEMENT of being some 38 yr old man, someone who listens to the Joe Rogan podcast and lives in a gaseous cloud of his own protein shake farts, thinking HE knows MORE about what Mitch’s body should or shouldn’t look like than MITCH HIMSELF (who’s been playing elite-level hockey since he was basically an ultrasound and is litchrally one of the best current players in the NHL) and MITCH’S TEAM OF TRAINERS (for whom maintaining hockey players’ bodies is their LITERAL ASS JOB) 

i am begging them to formulate a better understanding of the sheer range and variety of what athletic bodies can look like, and get it through their calcified gigachad brains that most elite athletes’ bodies are perfectly and painstakingly optimized to best succeed in their specific sport and roles! AND that having bulging biceps and a six-pack are not at all indicative of a person’s athleticism! How do EYE, a sentient potato with a wifi connection, KNOW THIS better than THEM. Like huh? You want Mitch to suddenly become Dwayne the Rock Johnson sized? But you’re still going to expect him to maintain his level of speed and ability to weave intricate plays? It doesn’t work that way, Brockinley.

i also bring this up because sooo much of the straight dudebro men’s obsession with mitch is SO mired in toxic/outdated notions of masculinity and plain old body shaming that have absolutely zero grounding in reality.

Like, “too soft and too weak”? He’s almost always one of the players who logs the most minutes on the ice, and is on both the penalty kill and the powerplay.

He “doesn’t care”? Do you think he would’ve lasted as long with the Toronto Maple Leafs, a franchise that has one of the meanest and rabid fanbases, if he did not care about hockey, his team, or winning.

It’s just so abundantly clear that these eejits’ definition of “strong” or “cares about his team” depend entirely on how many brawny teeth-shattering hits a player is willing to make or take. And I hate this because it’s this kind of idiotic perception that DIRECTLY perpetuates the exploitation of players’ bodies and culture of ignoring/minimizing short-term and long-term injuries in professional sports. 

And sure, Mitch is one of the most prominent young athletes in the NHL right now playing for one of the biggest NHL franchises. And you can’t be a famous professional athlete without making your body - the biggest and only asset you own as an athlete really - available for public scrutiny and discourse. BUT like, these MEN’S obsession with scrutinizing Mitch’s body specifically is just - I’ve rarely seen anything like it lmfao. 

They just hate to see pretty twinks succeed in HOCKeY, a SPORPS that they think is meant for strong brawny MANLY MEN who are all 6′3″ and 220lbs and aren’t afraid to lose all their teeth and retire at the age of 28 from permanent hip labrum damage and CTE. And I feel so sorry for them because :((((( Mitch still isn’t going to fuck you, lads! 

In my opinion, in the 21st century women and men have the right to choose how to spend their lives. To build a family, have children, or live their whole life for their own pleasure. Of course, if Russia has such outdated norms of morality, it is hard for you to understand. You are stuck somewhere in the Middle Ages, apparently on an equal footing with Muslim countries and North Korea, where people's freedom of choice costs nothing. Then I understand why you condemn a grown woman for her choice of how to live her life.

If you think that the right to be a kept woman of an old rich man and spend your life completely obeying the desires and needs of your old lover is a decent life, then I'm sorry for you. I believe that a woman can have a career, a family and not depend on the whims of a man. Freedom of choice - to spend the best years of your life serving an old rich fart? Sorry, but in this case, I prefer the Middle Ages.

60 Years of Doctor Who Anniversary Marathon - Troughton 1st Review

Missing In Action - Documentary

So we kick off the Second Doctor’s era with a short documentary on missing episodes. This was a made for television documentary that the BBC commissioned as part of a special airing of Planet of the Daleks, back in 1993.

It’s part of a larger series of mini Doctor Who documentaries that aired at the same time. Each one covered various aspect of the show and fandom, and featured narration by various Who alumni. This particular short is narrated by the Brigadier himself, Nicholas Courtney.

Of course, being made back in 1993 the documentary is now a little outdated. At the time of writing, there are now only 97 missing episodes.

Since 1999 we’ve found

the first episode of The Crusade

the third episode of Galaxy 4

the second episode of The Daleks' Master Plan

the second episode of The Underwater Menace

the entirety of The Enemy of the World

four episodes of The Web of Fear

And hopefully by this time next year, this review will be outdated and we’ll have even more episodes to watch.

We know for a fact some episodes exist in private collections, and well, these greedy, thieving old farts can’t live forever now can they?

two thoughts....

George and Charlotte -- do you think they are already receiving religious education of some kind, so that today's services were not so totally overwhelming/foreign to them? was happy to see them both today as these are the sorts of services they will be involved in/attending in years to come...

Meghan -- does anybody think that any of this pageantry and tradition registered on MM, or was she thinking this is old-fart outdated fogeyism and was bored silly by it all? could she finally have had a revelation, even a small one, of THIS is what the monarchy and the family I married into all about? I thought it was all glorious, well executed, and deeply illustrative of the traditions which the UK holds fast to and reveres so much... thoughts about what MM may have been thinking?

🫠 (obsessed with this emoji lately. your ask games are always so fun ;A;)

omg am i an old fart with outdated emojis.... i feel like that one meme asking about weird texts of squares...

anyway idk what the emoji is BUT thank you for sending!! i want to give you someone relaxed but also easy to talk to and stuff, because i think you're just chillin. like we say some idols are 'just dudes' you have the same vibe (in a positive way btw) and i associate 'just dudes' with onf soooo i think you'd get along really well with yuto! you would just be really relaxed together, comfortable in silence but also good at reading each others emotions. youd watch a LOT of dramas/kpop videos together lol i think hed be rly supportive and read your writing and stuff. #1 thing in your friendship is comfort!!!

send me an emoji and ill tell you an idol i think you'd get along with!