A serial ex-personer, perhaps?

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

Artist: *makes a political statement with their art*

Neoliberal Art Historian: *Refuses to let a political statement be made with said art*

Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

May clearly understood the assignment most, but I gotta give Robert points for penning a counter-letter

Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley and Robert Louis Stevenson reading like that Edgar Allan Poe meme

I don't know what that person was interviewing for but I hope they got it, because bullseye.

Don't talk to me or my hatchling ever again

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

💥🙌👏

i've been noticing how often i refer to my friends in conversations lately and it's actually making me a bit emotional. if there's one thing i could tell my younger self, who didn't have a single friend to confide in and thought that he never would, it would be that one day he'd have so many wonderful people in his life that he wouldn't even be able to go a single interaction without bringing up someone he loves at least once.

did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?

blogging

Self Help that Actually Helps?

The Good Place also fits on this list, because it made me think more about philosophy and ethics, among other things

Dungeon Meshi made me, a lifelong non-eater of breakfast, into someone who eats breakfast every day.

I’m not sure what category of film rec that counts as, but it definitely counts as one.

Tag yourself my gender is 21

Hi why are you max inventory will a bunch of expensive items?

FINALLY. PERFECT GAME NOW

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

Me: Line!

My coworker, holding back tears: y-you're supposed to say "My coldolences" or "I'm sorry for your loss".

Me: right, right, ok! *dramatically clears throat* I am sorry for my condolences!

Coworker: it's ok....

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation