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thebeesareback · 7 months
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Dear Reader, I read another couple of Sherlock Holmes books. Here are some of my favourite bizzare plot points
A man brags about his son's ability to kill cockroaches
A woman is hired to be a governess, but the father seems much more interested in her wearing certain dresses, cutting her hair or sitting in a particular way. It very much seems like he and his wife are looking for a third
There is a man called Colonel Hater
There is a "Christmas Special" story
Dogs are crucial to the plots of at least five stories - The Silver Blaze, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Copper Beaches, The Creeping Man and The Sign of the Four. No cats, though
A man claims to have been sent from the US to the UK to find two people with the same surname so he can give them £5mil each. People believe him.
Watson finds Sherlock "literally ankle deep" in complimentary letters and telegrams, but incredibly depressed
Sherlock gets engaged so he can break into a garden
Sherlock finds out that a woman's engagement is a sham and that her mother and stepfather are manipulating her. He doesn't tell her, because she might be upset
Merry spookmas!
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cloudwolfieaskblog · 2 months
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A question to those who know stuff better than me: Am I in danger during When Day Breaks if I'm technically a walking cloud?
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rootlessly · 7 months
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autumn mornings ⋇ 5 oct
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bigboobyhalo · 8 months
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the anger inside of me
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kylebonallo · 6 months
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Pitlochry by Kyle Bonallo (ig: @kylebonallo)
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cupcakeshakesnake · 2 months
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Got out of bed half awake to scribble this
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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You keep telling yourself that Namari.
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yeehawpim · 8 months
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a comic about my weird irreverence for canon
go write a bad ending AU! ship your self-insert oc with your favourite villain!! the world's your oyster!!!
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sketchy-tour · 2 months
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Redrew some of my old daycare attendant doodles as stress relief today
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wanderlandjournal · 2 months
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soft mornings
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tim-dennis · 2 months
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Stone Bridge in the Woods
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thebeesareback · 8 months
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Bad bitches can't sleep and listen to original Sherlock Holmes stories instead
- Sherlock defeats a "notorious canary trainer"
- someone is killed with a harpoon
- Sherlock himself narrates some of the stories, because he thinks Watson focuses on the wrong part. His stories are not noticeably different
- Sherlock does an odd job for the pope
- a young police officer is brought to a place where a body has been found. He asks Sherlock what to do, and apparently without his expertise wouldn't have known to get a doctor
- Sherlock uses "Captain Basil" as an alias
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If you enjoyed these strange moments, take a look at the rest of my blog
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cloudwolfieaskblog · 2 months
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Incident H4RP13-A:
Date: ██/██/20██
SCP-H4RP13 awoke from tranquilization in its temporary holding cell at Site-19, two hours after it was placed. Security personnel entered its cell to infrom it about the foreseeable events, to which the still drowsy entity reacted unideally. Security drew their weapons in self defense, earning a hostile snarl from the lycanthrope.
The personnel approached the entity armed, resulting in the lycanthrope to climb the wall and jump over security's head, effectively breaching containment. The chase stopped when the entity reached the end the containment zone, trapped by a card activated door.
Personnel approached it again as E-11 arrived to the scene, resulting in the entity to lash out and freeze on-site security from the neck down, one bitten. E-11 Agents fired tranquilizer darts at the entity, subduing it from afar.
Damages: All rifles and armor used by on-site security frozen and unrepairable, building internal damage moderate.
Personnel condition: Scanned for the lycanthropy virus, all negative. Mild to moderate freezer burn on security personnel.
Deaths: 0
Update: effective immediately, the following changes befall the entity:
-Object Class update: Unclassified to Keter
Threat level update: Unclassified to Orange
-Disruption Class update: Unclassified to Ekhi
-Risk Class update: Unclassified to Warning
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wickershells · 7 months
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frost-death in early morning
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kylebonallo · 1 month
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by Kyle Bonallo (ig: @kylebonallo)
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aesthetic-uni · 11 months
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Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda” vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT
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